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Thursday, July 23, 2020

Xbox Games Showcase—KoopaTV's Live Reactions!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Stick to your Xbox One?

It has been over a month AND a half since the start of FakE3 2020. We have seen Sony present their PlayStation 5. We...uh...haven't seen one, formal coherent thing from Nintendo.

And today, it's Microsoft's turn as they present the Xbox Games Showcase. Note that the showcase is named after the Xbox brand, as opposed to their next-generation, confusing Xbox Series X

I could've watched this myself, and perhaps I could've even watched it as it was happening LIVE. However, I know my own limits and knowledge gaps, so I specifically waited for Kamek to be available so he can use his better Xbox awareness for a more...wholesome reaction log.

Unfortunately, I opened the log by providing a Twitch video-on-demand, so there is a side plot in our reactions of random advertisements. Why has Microsoft enabled advertisements...? Here is the YouTube embed instead, which Ludwig should've provided to Kamek during the log.


[5:05 PM] Kamek: link?

[5:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/688340195

[5:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Go to 59:10.

[5:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's when it actually starts.

[5:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause there's an hour long countdown for some reason at the start.

[5:05 PM] Kamek: hmm

[5:06 PM] Kamek: alright

[5:06 PM] Kamek: ready

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Lemme know when you're

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: alright.

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: READY.

[5:06 PM] Kamek: like a 321 thing

[5:06 PM] Kamek: or

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: MAY CONTAIN CONTENT INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN

[5:06 PM] Kamek: oh

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh crap I'm going already.

[5:06 PM] Kamek: here pause for like 3 seconds

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright uh I paused

[5:06 PM] Kamek: I type slower anyway

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm unpausing now.

[5:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's ANOTHER countdown.

[5:06 PM] Kamek: 3

[5:06 PM] Kamek: 1

[5:06 PM] Kamek: okay

[5:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm at 5

[5:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 4

[5:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 3

[5:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 2

[5:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 1

[5:07 PM] Kamek: thats fine

[5:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah you're ahead by a few seconds that's fine.

[5:07 PM] Kamek: Like I said my reactions should match yours

[5:07 PM] Kamek: you're quick on the draw

[5:07 PM] Kamek: And I have spaghetti

[5:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I type with two fingers, so I'm faster than you all.

[5:07 PM] Kamek: ?

[5:07 PM] Kamek: roo surr-

[5:07 PM] Kamek: oh

[5:07 PM] Kamek: halo already

[5:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm laughing at my own sentence so now I'm choking on my own...uh... something.

[5:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "117"

[5:08 PM] Kamek: INITIALIZE

[5:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BECOME

[5:08 PM] Kamek: something

[5:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Become what?

[5:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BECOME HALO INFINITE

[5:09 PM] Kamek: ....spanish accent?

[5:09 PM] Kamek: didn't expect that from 2560

[5:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is many, many hundreds of years in the future, and...

[5:09 PM] Kamek: or whatever year this is

[5:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...It looks remarkably similar to the present day.

[5:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You'd think they'd have different hairstyles by then.

[5:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or clothing.

[5:10 PM] Kamek: very aggressive guy


Halo Infinite Xbox Games Showcase cutscene Master Chief Spanish accent guy
We never figured out what aggressive Spanish guy's deal was.
The Halo Infinite showing will quickly move to more problematic figures.

[5:10 PM] Kamek: he held his arm kinda delicately there

[5:11 PM] Kamek: I thought those were child voices

[5:11 PM] Kamek: everything is surprisingly stylized for halo

[5:12 PM] Kamek: it's not super realistic like I imagined

[5:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's not, uh, that stylistic. Though I'm getting Breath of the Wild vibes and I don't know why.

[5:13 PM] Kamek: oooo

[5:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I think the geography.

[5:13 PM] Kamek: grapple

[5:13 PM] Kamek: that's new

[5:13 PM] Kamek: those textures had to load real quick

[5:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it better. This is NEXT GENERATION.

[5:14 PM] Kamek: I dunno this isn't what I would call NEXT GENERATION realism

[5:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: These dudes are all getting pwned. (Halo takes one back to when everyone besides me also wrote "pwned")

[5:15 PM] Kamek: a simpler time to be sure

[5:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Anyway, I do like the use of colour here.

[5:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: excuse me

[5:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Twitch just gave me an ad.

[5:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: what the hell?

[5:15 PM] Kamek: lol

[5:15 PM] Kamek: no ad for me yet

[5:15 PM] Kamek: i'm gon-nvm

[5:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How am I supposed to do a log in sync with Kamek if I get behind due to an ad?

[5:16 PM] Kamek: I just got the ad

[5:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: pwned

[5:16 PM] Kamek: TWO ADS?

[5:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Master Chief is being talked to by a hologram.

[5:16 PM] Kamek: time code?

[5:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 1:08:58

[5:16 PM] Kamek: pause for like 4 seconds again

[5:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 1

[5:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 2 3

[5:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 4

[5:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: At 1:09:26

[5:17 PM] Kamek: okay we're good

[5:17 PM] Kamek: ew

[5:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is gonna be a reoccurring issue I'm sure.

[5:17 PM] Kamek: I don't like looking at this guy

[5:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah you'd think by 2560 or whatever everyone would figure out the whole dental thing.

[5:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (He literally said "BARE YOUR FANGS" as I wrote that)

[5:18 PM] Kamek: maybe he has perfect alien teeth


Halo Infinite Xbox Games Showcase bare your fangs angry alien
...I dunno Kamek, these aren't even symmetrical.

[5:18 PM] Kamek: Oh!

[5:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.

[5:18 PM] Kamek: Xbox One!

[5:18 PM] Kamek: it's on that one too

[5:18 PM] Kamek: no wonder it's not totally NEXT GENERATION

[5:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Do you think I can bring a Pokémon plushie during the Chinese Community Party virus era?

[5:18 PM] Kamek: bring it where?

[5:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: To the dentist appointment.

[5:19 PM] Kamek: I imagine so

[5:19 PM] Kamek: 60fps

[5:19 PM] Kamek: is a big deal in consoles I belive

[5:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I hugged my Drednaw during the whole dental cleaning.

[5:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AND during my cavity filling.

[5:19 PM] Kamek: Halo announcer is filling in for the Microsoft direct

[5:19 PM] Kamek: Oh I bet this is the last of us 2

[5:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OW

[5:20 PM] Kamek: yeah that didn't feel good

[5:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well I don't think it is.

[5:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But if it is that'd explain why no one likes it.

[5:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Screaming harpy woman.

[5:20 PM] Kamek: blood feeling between fingers trope

[5:20 PM] Kamek: oh god

[5:20 PM] Kamek: a zombie deer

[5:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YIKES

[5:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "State of Decay 3"

[5:20 PM] Kamek: that's awful

[5:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, the name makes sense.

[5:21 PM] Kamek: reminder that zombie deer disease is still happening right now

[5:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey it's Phil Spencer.

[5:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Showing games from 9 of our 15 Xbox Game Studios"

[5:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sea of Thieves?

[5:21 PM] Kamek: i don't recognize him anymore

[5:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, the CCP Virus changed his proportions.


Phil Spencer Xbox Games Showcase July 2020 Halo Infinite shirt
That's a really unfortunate shirt, because the jacket placement is going to make it look like “Halo Finite”, and that's not good.

[5:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's saying all of these games are on Xbox Game Pass.

[5:22 PM] Kamek: if they want it to succeed they should be available on XGP

[5:22 PM] Kamek: otherwise

[5:22 PM] Kamek: -RAYTRACING

[5:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox itself is just Xbox Game Pass now.

[5:22 PM] Kamek: sorry, buzz word

[5:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, are we about to see car porn?


Forza Motorsport Xbox Games Showcase 2020 E3 car porn vroom vroom racing
Here's the car porn of the presentation.

[5:23 PM] Kamek: ew I don't like them using the Halo Announcer

[5:23 PM] Kamek: also this is pretty disappointing and doesn't have alot of charisma for a direct

[5:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: vrrrrrrrrm

[5:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WEATHERTECH ADVERTISEMENT

[5:24 PM] Kamek: Forza's one of -Oh look Rare

[5:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey it's Rare.

[5:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Our world has a rhythm. We all sense it. But only a few truly feel it."

[5:24 PM] Kamek: Rhythm

[5:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I heard a moo?

[5:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It is found in the smallest moments."

[5:24 PM] Kamek: this animation is pretty awesome

[5:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "In every step the perilous journey. In the symmetry of ritual..."

[5:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (This dialogue isn't)

[5:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And the bonds we share..."

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And in moments of stillness..."

[5:25 PM] Kamek: ew

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It teaches us to look beyond the expected."

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Vomit

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "To be light in dark places."

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "To seek answers..."

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And to stand watch over our world..."

[5:25 PM] Kamek: this has James Cameron AVATAR vibes

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Our world... has a rhythm. We all sense it..."

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Again?

[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "But only a few truly feel it."

[5:25 PM] Kamek: look they have catholic smoke thingies

[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I got an ad

[5:26 PM] Kamek: EVERWILD


Everwild Xbox Games Showcase trailer smoke fireworks
I don't know what “Catholic smoke” means, so someone tell me if this Everwild screenshot includes it.

[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that the name of the game?

[5:26 PM] Kamek: No ad yet

[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm watching a Marie Curie commercial.

[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright I'm back.

[5:26 PM] Kamek: I'm going to see if I let it run It'll keep us in sync

[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And yeah it's called Everwild.

[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah eventually.

[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rare woman named Louise O'Connor.

[5:27 PM] Kamek: Yeah I'm not getting an ad yet

[5:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's giving a massive massive thank you for the support and love growing around the game.

[5:27 PM] Kamek: not feeling this game's animation

[5:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The game was announced?

[5:27 PM] Kamek: Yeah I was wondering about that too

[5:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How can you have support and love for an unannounced game?

[5:28 PM] Kamek: let me know when you get to 1:20:30

[5:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Anyway there's this game with a brother and sister looking out for each other.

[5:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm 30 seconds behind.

[5:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause the ads are 30 seconds long.

[5:28 PM] Kamek: yeah that ad isn't coming

[5:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Eventually you'll get an ad.

[5:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And we'll be in-sync.

[5:28 PM] Kamek: I can't react with you when we're on different games

[5:28 PM] Kamek: and the game is lame >>

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it's been the same game the whole time!

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This doesn't seem like a game though.

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: More like a movie trailer.

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: POLICE DEPARTMENT

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: CANCEL

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Tell Me Why"

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Chapter One available August 27" alright an episodic whatever game.

[5:29 PM] Kamek: Did you pass me?

[5:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now we're going to Moon Studios with Gennady dunnolastname

[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 1:21:44

[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They are talking about Ori.

[5:30 PM] Kamek: how did you end up 30 seconds in front of me

[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because you had two ads? ...I dunno?

[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Did you pause? <_<

[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: My speed is 1x!

[5:30 PM] Kamek: yeah I never got an ad so I paused

[5:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah you should believe in getting ads.

[5:31 PM] Kamek: I do wish I had played Ori

[5:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now I'm at the biggest mystery of the galaxy.

[5:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I mean, you still can!

[5:31 PM] Kamek: Private DIVISION

[5:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I should probably pause because you're gonna get an ad and you'll be a minute behind, I dunno.

[5:32 PM] Kamek: this has hardcore fallout vibes

[5:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The Outer Worlds Peril on Gorgon

[5:33 PM] Kamek: tiny children?

[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This trailer is advertising Cyberpunk 2077 but it's not that.

[5:33 PM] Kamek: lol

[5:33 PM] Kamek: that's funny

[5:33 PM] Kamek: I appreciate that

[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: EEK

[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: EEEEEEEK

[5:34 PM] Kamek: "FEED YOUR FRIEND TO THE SPIDERS!"


Grounded big spider Xbox Games Showcase
One of the better parts about Pikmin is that its bugs-bigger-than-you gimmick didn't make it terrifying.
THIS is nightmare fuel. Maybe that's why this originally aired in the morning/noon in the USA?

[5:34 PM] Kamek: Battletoads reference

[5:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Releasing July 28, with a "GAME IS UNFINISHED" warning.

[5:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's July 23.

[5:35 PM] Kamek: I still cringe whenever I hear halo guy say things for this direct

[5:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This fire arrow game's narrator sounds like Gilbert from Fire Emblem Three Houses. (That's bad.)

[5:36 PM] Kamek: reminds me of the 300 guy

[5:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's better.

[5:36 PM] Kamek: purple hand

[5:36 PM] Kamek: AVOWED

[5:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Avowed" for Xbox Series X and PC... and Xbox Game Pass.

[5:36 PM] Kamek: neat?

[5:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Matt Booty has bad proportions too

[5:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AD

[5:36 PM] Kamek: Nothing really st-

[5:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For beer.

[5:37 PM] Kamek: MATT BOOTY

[5:37 PM] Kamek: .....still no ad

[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And ad for saying "no"

[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Discover card)

[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright now I'm at 1:28:15

[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You don't have adblocker or something, right? 'cause you DID get an ad before.

[5:37 PM] Kamek: Oooo Interior/Night has french lady

[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "bonjour"

[5:38 PM] Kamek: pausing at 1:29:15

[5:38 PM] Kamek: no I don't

[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unpause now.

[5:38 PM] Kamek: that would be unethical

[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "American southwest" just say California.

[5:38 PM] Kamek: I can't stop looking at her neck muscles

[5:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fortunately, we're now at the game trailer.

[5:39 PM] Kamek: not in a weird way >>

[5:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So you have to stop looking at them.

Unless you paused it.

[5:39 PM] Kamek: just. She had a lot of tension there

[5:39 PM] Kamek: struck me as odd

[5:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[5:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Anyway...

[5:39 PM] Kamek: so are they showing a concept for a game?

[5:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, I think the game has very stylisied graphics.

As Dusk Falls Xbox Games Showcase Interior/Night police cops bastards
Typical cops, I guess.

[5:40 PM] Kamek: because there's nothing here besides colored storyboarding

[5:40 PM] Kamek: oh look

[5:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now we're warping to Ninja Theory.

[5:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dom Matthews has a man bun.

[5:40 PM] Kamek: the HellBlade people

[5:41 PM] Kamek: senoa's sacrifice was praised for being an accurate representation of living with a mental illness

[5:41 PM] Kamek: I believe specifically schizophrenia

[5:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (They want us to go to their YouTube channel to watch the developers' all-expensed trip to Iceland)

[5:41 PM] Kamek: I want to watch a cutscene movie of it later

[5:41 PM] Kamek: chalk xbox?

[5:42 PM] Kamek: oh look it's Jack Black

[5:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh look it's Tim Schafer. <_<

[5:42 PM] Kamek: who?

[5:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And Double Fine.

[5:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And Psychonauts.

[5:42 PM] Kamek: isn't that the psychonau-yeah

[5:42 PM] Kamek: I recognized the protagonist

[5:43 PM] Kamek: wait

[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, this is why they kept talking about songs.

[5:43 PM] Kamek: wasn't psychonauts on nintendo?

[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: no

[5:43 PM] Kamek: are you sure?

[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I could've sworn they announced a Psychonauts game years ago.

[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're thinking of...

[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[5:44 PM] Kamek: you know jack black singing isn't doing it for me like I thought it would

[5:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know what you're thinking of.

[5:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, I like this.

[5:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well now it's creepy

[5:45 PM] Kamek: either I ate too much spaghetti or this video is making me sick


Psychonauts 2 Xbox Games Showcase Double-Fine door brain jar
A door to the brain?
I mean, the whole KoopaTV is a door to my brain. ...That might be more of a horror show than what was shown today.

[5:45 PM] Kamek: whew

[5:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

[5:45 PM] Kamek: Bond

[5:45 PM] Kamek: Sarah Bond

[5:45 PM] Kamek: who has a pixel key shirt?

[5:46 PM] Kamek: oh look

[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Their friends at Bungie are bringing Destiny 2 to Xbox Game Pass and Xbox Series X.

[5:46 PM] Kamek: more Destiny

[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And DLC.

[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "playable on mobile from the cloud" ew

[5:46 PM] Kamek: "if you have internet for it on your phone plan" - her probably

[5:47 PM] Kamek: CREATE

[5:47 PM] Kamek: crystals?

[5:47 PM] Kamek: is this still destiny?

[5:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.

[5:47 PM] Kamek: oh

[5:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: See? It said so.

[5:48 PM] Kamek: FRESH

[5:48 PM] Kamek: voices

[5:48 PM] Kamek: *splatoon pose

[5:48 PM] Kamek: oh yeah the last of us is a playstation exclusive

[5:48 PM] Kamek: I forgot

[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.

[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it'd be really interesting if they suddenly announced it wasn't!

[5:49 PM] Kamek: Seeing the abandoned apocalypse park reminded me

[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't like this trailer one bit.

[5:49 PM] Kamek: the water bubble reminds me of deadly premonition

[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How about the test tube creature?

[5:49 PM] Kamek: that's the kojima game right?

[5:49 PM] Kamek: yeah that too

[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Death Stranding.

[5:50 PM] Kamek: oh

[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're thinking of Death Stranding.

[5:50 PM] Kamek: I always get those confused

[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Flashlight


Warhammer 40000 Darktide flashlights
Shout-out to CandlePowerForums.

[5:50 PM] Kamek: I'm pretty disappointed in most of these games so far

[5:51 PM] Kamek: lol fatshark

[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: EEK

[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ZOMBIE THINGS

[5:51 PM] Kamek: oh wow Warhammer

[5:51 PM] Kamek: warhammer is a strategy game

[5:51 PM] Kamek: so...that'll be interesting

[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Darktide, which I assume is the reason why the flashlight died.

[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Another song scene.

[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No Jack Black.

[5:52 PM] Kamek: it's kinda awkward

[5:52 PM] Kamek: watching these people

[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tetris?

[5:52 PM] Kamek: I'm intensely aware of the fact that they're --

[5:52 PM] Kamek: what the

[5:53 PM] Kamek: Tetris?

[5:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Spyware Tetris?

[5:53 PM] Kamek: group tetris?

[5:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tetris Effect Connected?

[5:53 PM] Kamek: tetris 99 but xbox version

[5:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Optimized single player + group multiplayer"

[5:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot is "optimized single player" Tetris??

[5:53 PM] Kamek: oh I know this game

[5:53 PM] Kamek: what is it

[5:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: With another good for nothing space rock?

[5:54 PM] Kamek: ron jon ad

[5:54 PM] Kamek: on her pants

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: pwned

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought Twitch gave you an ad.

[5:54 PM] Kamek: it's like super mario sunshine

[5:54 PM] Kamek: clean the goop

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Except not on a series of islands.

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And creepy.

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why is everything in this showcase creepy?

[5:54 PM] Kamek: oh

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Am I easily spooked?

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Gunk"

[5:54 PM] Kamek: Definitely not what I thought it was

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Gunk, Kamek. Not goop.

[5:55 PM] Kamek: >_>

[5:55 PM] Kamek: butterfly :smile:

[5:55 PM] Kamek: ...........

[5:55 PM] Kamek: :frowning:

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Butterfly not cree-..

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...rip

[5:55 PM] Kamek: i'm sad now

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright this is creepy too.

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It all starts with a dead girl."

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Scent of pines"

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Gunshot

[5:55 PM] Kamek: did that leaf spawn out of nowhere

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, putting this in the creepy column.

[5:56 PM] Kamek: i think it did

[5:56 PM] Kamek: I mean i've played a couple horror games

[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The world is splitting in two.

[5:56 PM] Kamek: so i'm desensitized

[5:56 PM] Kamek: a bit

[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Dual-Reality Gameplay"

[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Two worlds rendered simultaneously"

[5:56 PM] Kamek: is this xbox link between worlds

[5:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YEAH THIS IS A HORROR GAME


The Medium dual reality Xbox Games Showcase magic power orb lighting
I took a relatively non-horrific screenshot that demonstrates the point of two parallel worlds rendering simultaneously.

[5:57 PM] Kamek: ew

[5:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Medium"

[5:57 PM] Kamek: WORLD PREMIERE

[5:57 PM] Kamek: of look it's SEGA

[5:57 PM] Kamek: Finally something not horror related

[5:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is SEGA gonna be creepy too?

[5:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Phantasy Star Online 20th anniversary.

[5:58 PM] Kamek: creepy deer monsters

[5:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Could be creepy I dunno.

[5:58 PM] Kamek: ew

[5:58 PM] Kamek: i don't like his face

[5:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pretty sure that's a recoloured Shulk and Monado.

[5:58 PM] Kamek: this looks like xenoblade

[5:58 PM] Kamek: yeah

[5:58 PM] Kamek: music is nice

[5:59 PM] Kamek: this looks like xenoblade

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: If this is the 20th anniversary...

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Then Xenoblade is a knock-off of it?


Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis SEGA Xbox Games showcase slashing gameplay spin attack
Hey, KoopaTV comments section.
Is this guy knock-off Shulk, or is he proto-Shulk? ...Or none of the above?

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "True adventure starts, now"

[5:59 PM] Kamek: Perhaps?

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For Xbox One as well as Series X.

[5:59 PM] Kamek: What does the first phantasy star online ook like

[5:59 PM] Kamek: French narrator

[5:59 PM] Kamek: neat

[6:00 PM] Kamek: this is NEXT GENERATION looking

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Looks current gen I dunno.

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Single player not in Xbox Game Pass (sold separately)"

[6:00 PM] Kamek: hmm

[6:01 PM] Kamek: the voice acting in this trailer is subpar

[6:01 PM] Kamek: compared to the major visuals

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Crossfire" for Xbox One and Xbox Series X.

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I told you it was current gen.

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: >_>

[6:01 PM] Kamek: that's it?

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 5 minutes left.

[6:01 PM] Kamek: ah sea of thieves

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SEA OF THIEVES

[6:02 PM] Kamek: next gen upgrades at no extra  cost

[6:02 PM] Kamek: WE DIDN'T SHOW YOU EVERYTHING

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We'll have more to share later this year"

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Here's one more thing"

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Smash?)

[6:02 PM] Kamek: lol

[6:02 PM] Kamek: peter pan?

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: dat's Tinkerbelle

[6:03 PM] Kamek: traditional fairies

[6:03 PM] Kamek: oh

[6:03 PM] Kamek: rip

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: NOPE

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HORROR GAME

[6:03 PM] Kamek: lol

[6:03 PM] Kamek: Oh Fable

[6:03 PM] Kamek: that's a big deal

[6:03 PM] Kamek: I believe

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wot's this hand thing

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh montage.

[6:04 PM] Kamek: EVERWILD i'm excited for. Zombie deer disease game too

[6:04 PM] Kamek: but that's it I think

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, well they're calling it next-generation.

[6:05 PM] Kamek: oh yeah tetris

[6:05 PM] Kamek: i'm curious about that too

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm convinced Tetris is spyware.

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Thanks for watching!"

[6:05 PM] Kamek: thoughts?

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I like this beat at the end.

[6:05 PM] Kamek: ...aaaand?

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's about all I got.

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Do we know how much Xbox Series X costs?

[6:06 PM] Kamek: not yet I don't think

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause we said mean things to the PlayStation 5 for hiding that.

[6:06 PM] Kamek: Yeah but they have rumored pricing now

[6:06 PM] Kamek: xbox doesn't I think

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Though Microsoft's presentation felt far less pretentious than Sony's.

[6:07 PM] Kamek: hmm

[6:07 PM] Kamek: none of these are screaming buy an xbox series x

[6:07 PM] Kamek: that's my feeling

[6:07 PM] Kamek: PS5 had at least one game I had to have

[6:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'd say Halo, but...

[6:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's coming to Xbox One, too.

[6:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So is Everwild.

[6:09 PM] Kamek: hmm

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Soooooo stick to your Xbox One, I guess.

[6:09 PM] Kamek: yup

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright, gg



Ludwig wonders if certain Nintendo fans will give this Xbox Games Showcase a DISLIKE because there was no Super Smash Bros. news. Anyway, for everyone else, what did you think of the Xbox Games Showcase of 2020? Do you think it's worth getting an Xbox Series X (yet) or is the Xbox One enough? ...Or none of the above? You could play everything on a PC, too.


Click here for Microsoft's E3 2019 press conference.
The Xbox Series X (and S) are out, and you still don't need one at launch.

4 comments :

  1. I didn't bring a plushie to the dentist appointment.

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  2. "Catholic smoke"
    I think Kamek was referring to the things they were swirling around that the smoke was coming from and comparing them to incense censers.

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    1. "Incense censer" seems... uh... like a redundant term, I dunno. 'cause it's almost the same word, twice!

      And yeah, I'm not familiar with Catholic smoke practices.

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