Ludwig Got the Wooloo Plushie!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Wooloo is so fluffy...!!!

You may remember that I am among the thousands (or millions) of people who adore Wooloo, the Sheep Pokémon native to Galar. It should therefore be little surprise that The Pokémon Company has produced multiple types of Wooloo plush, and also little surprise that they've been sold out instantly whenever there is new stock. All of the e-commerce is on their Pokémon Center site.

However, before the start of last weekend, things were different. The smaller Wooloo Poké Plush had its listing adorned with an “ADD TO CART” button as opposed to, say, the Wooloo Squishy Plush's “UNAVAILABLE” unclickable button. Immediately I went into action to get the Wooloo Poké Plush! For whatever reason, there were uncharacteristic technical difficulties and even 404 errors, which for some reason gets you on the wrong side of a violent electric rodent.

What if Wooloo isn't actually available and the website is just glitching in a way that makes it look available?
What a cruel world that would be.

But I persevered and hoped my order would come through.

The Pokémon Company really wants everyone to know that you can buy Wooloo. Wooloo restocks aren't a secret.
This is from their newsletter.
(Act quickly or it'll be sold out again. As of publishing, it's not sold out.)

And...behold... it has!

“Its curly fleece is such an effective cushion that this Pokémon could fall off a cliff and stand right back up at the bottom, unharmed.”

*headpat*
I'll treat you much better than that Charizard-admiring loser Hop did, Wooloo!

Wooloo can meet some other Normal-type friends, like other 10/10 Pokémon such as Jigglypuff, Miltank, and Tauros!

Wooloo says: Wear a mask when you go outside, and socially distance at least 6 feet (2 metres) away from others!

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Wooloo is a uniquely fluffy and cute little baby, and Ludwig loves his Wooloo and he's finally happy to own one. If you would like to have some happiness in your own life, you should also acquire a Wooloo. Perhaps even more than one. (Scalping Wooloo is monstrous, however.) Let Ludwig know your favourite Wooloo picture in this article, but spare him grief for refusing to actually buy Pokémon Shield itself.


For more cute Wooloo, see this Guest Art of Wooloo inspired by the photography in this article!