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Sunday, June 9, 2019

Microsoft E3 2019 Press Conference: KoopaTV's Live Reactions!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - People didn't let FAKE NEWS set their expectations for this, right?

There was a lot of dubious information and idiotic expectations entering into this Microsoft E3 2019. Let's be clear from the start what will be here: A lot of world premiere games for Xbox One (and PC) and a lot of Xbox Game Pass information.

Here to provide live reactions on the KoopaTV side for this E3 2019 are myself, RawkHawk2010, and not-a-KoopaTV-staffer Ryu. And, for the first time ever, there's part of the reaction log BEFORE the page break, because I don't actually have much to stay for this introduction section. Enjoy:


[12:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: @everyone

It's time for Microsoft's E3, perhaps the most consequential of the whole conference?

https://www.twitch.tv/twitch

[12:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://www.twitch.tv/xbox

[12:58 PM] Ryu: Rawk got the better link

[12:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Aright.

[12:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: I's ready.

[12:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: My body isn't ready.

[12:59 PM] Ryu: closes Twitch chat

[12:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm actually optimistic.

[12:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not even scared.

[1:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT BEGINS.

[1:00 PM] Ryu: with a trailer

[1:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Xbox always has a good-looking stage.

[1:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo this 10-second countdown isn't 10 seconds long.

[1:00 PM] Ryu: all the numbers had a different game

[1:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Do I hear Mari0 getting hurt from SM64?

[1:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: :mario_shrug:

[1:01 PM] Ryu: Here's Battletoads

[1:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: BATTLETOADS

[1:01 PM] Ryu: no longer need to watch

[1:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are we going to see Sea of Thieves?

[1:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yes.

[1:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: (We just did seconds ago.)

[1:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: (Like, literally right after you asked that, lol.)

[1:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Re-Core 2?

[1:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looks like BioShock.

[1:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno but I like the corporatist message.

[1:02 PM] Ryu: I'm going to watch a lagging re-broadcast because it's one of my favorite streamers.... oh, donation alerts, nvm

[1:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Pre-order today" - Xbox stream, before we know what this even is

[1:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bad music.

[1:03 PM] Ryu: oh, live reaction is a bad idea. Back to Xbox's

[1:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Outer Worlds"

[1:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: I forgot who Obsidian is.

[1:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hey that's not even a sequel to anything.

[1:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it sure LOOKS like one.

[1:04 PM] Ryu: The dev who made the best Fallout game

[1:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah it did remind me of Fallout.

[1:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Microsoft bought Ninja Theory? >.>

[1:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ninja Theory members, here after being bought out last year.

[1:04 PM] Ryu: yeah

[1:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh that's not Team Ninja.

[1:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Remember last year, where Microsoft bought out like, 7 studios?

[1:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: I got Ninja Theory and Team Ninja confused.

[1:05 PM] Ryu: Are they aussies?

[1:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sounds like it.

[1:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They sound jet-lagged. Like Team Oceania was in Nintendo's tournaments.

[1:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:05 PM] Ryu: Ninja Theory made the new DMC that everyone hated

[1:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 4vs4 online action combat thing.

[1:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume the character designs are hideous on purpose.

[1:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: ewwwwwwwww

[1:06 PM] Ryu: oh and yeah, Hellblade lol

[1:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They advertised DmC as a good thing.

[1:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well people liked DmC after they played it.

[1:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Bleeding Edge" is the name of the game.

[1:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that was disgusting.

[1:06 PM] Ryu: Finishing with a selfie

[1:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't wanna play as ugly characters. D:

[1:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's one of the many Xbox first-party games they'd show today.

[1:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sea of Thieves?

[1:07 PM] Ryu: it's that game

[1:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, Ori and the sequel subtitle.

[1:07 PM] Ryu: I don't remember the name

[1:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring icky icky spiders.

[1:07 PM] Ryu: Icky everything

[1:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (They really want people to buy the Xbox Game Pass)

[1:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well the environments are nice.

[1:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: I feel like I'd lose my character in them.

[1:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ori and the Will of the Wisps

[1:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: February 11 2020 if you care.

[1:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Eh name's not much different from "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild"

[1:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Uh oh

[1:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox Game Studios presents "A Brand New Game" "from the creators of Minecraft"

[1:09 PM] Ryu: I only wanted to watch that streamer because of his Battletoads reaction lol

[1:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:09 PM] Ryu: no Rawk

[1:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Doesn't look new. Still looks Minecrafty.

[1:09 PM] Ryu: don't do it

[1:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's Project Dream dude.

[1:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or ADOL CHRISTIN

[1:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf he's wearing Adol's clothes isn't he?

[1:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Minecraft: Dungeons:" 4-player local and online co-op coming Spring 2020

[1:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well that didn't look interesting.

[1:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hope that's all we see of Minecraft for the week.

[1:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Phil

[1:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Pay attention to Phil's shirt.

[1:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: "I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!" - audience member

[1:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Took obligatory Phil pic.


Phil Spencer Head of Xbox E3 2019 Psychonauts shirt
Phil Spencer, E3 2019. I'll let you judge what's going on in his head.

[1:10 PM] Ryu: I don't see it

[1:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yikes I need to make my E3 2019 folder.

[1:11 PM] Ryu: oh, a psychonauts shirt?

[1:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wouldn't have known that.

[1:11 PM] Ryu: They're making a place to make your games like on Steam?

[1:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: dayum Phil is looking old.

[1:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wasn't that Project Spark?

[1:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's doing his gamers are a unifying force thing again.

[1:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Shout-outs to gamers in Antarctica)

[1:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: "KINECT"

[1:13 PM] Ryu: Hand in pocket, that's not how you do a presentation

[1:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *connect

[1:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh he said "unite gamers with cross-play", thought he said "cosplay".

[1:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Reggie always keeps both hands in contact.

[1:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 60 games "across Xbox One and Windows PC".

[1:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We'll also announce what's next."

[1:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Project xCloud"

[1:14 PM] Ryu: New console

[1:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And "streaming" (baaaaaaaaad future)

[1:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sea of Thieves

[1:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nope

[1:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Star Wars

[1:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: This already looks better than the new movies.

[1:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I have literally no regrets for paying no attention to EA's crap yesterday.

[1:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I thought that lightsabre throw was going to be a throw, not a boomerang)

[1:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: I knew it'd be a boomerang since lightsabers aren't exactly disposable.

[1:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WORLD PREMIERE heavy breathing

[1:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: They seem expensive.

[1:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FLASHLIGHT


Microsoft Xbox E3 2019 Blair Witch flashlight in room
I don't know what's going on here or why it's so blurry, but hopefully the trusty flashlight can help.


[1:17 PM] Ryu: It's that Slender Man game

[1:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: No clue what this is.

[1:17 PM] Ryu: a camera, now even more lol

[1:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Shout-out to Candlepowerforums)

[1:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: September 1996

[1:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: whoa

[1:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: was that a Landcruiser?

[1:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The dog is named Bullet.

[1:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (As opposed to Missile)

[1:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looked like my first vehicle/

[1:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Title drop...

[1:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: I guess you could call that

[1:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: a Fatal Frame

[1:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Blair Witch"

[1:18 PM] Ryu: Blair Witch? Close enough, it was inspired by it

[1:19 PM] Ryu: Cyberpunk now

[1:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (For you at home, the actual title is "Blair Witch" and everything else said is speculation)

[1:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh fuck this is gonna be one of those conferences where there's no pauses between games.

[1:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fat Rodin?


Microsoft Xbox E3 2019 Cyberpunk 2077 Dex smoking a blunt black man
Fat Rodin, apparently named Dex, looks like he's doing very well in Cyberpunk 2077.


[1:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's the cyberpunk Gates of Hell.

[1:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is really really happy to go into a car.

[1:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: This will be the next AA's theme.

[1:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Meanwhile his other friend is randomly bleeding.

[1:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I like the bleeping.

[1:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bad language is much worse than blood and gore.

[1:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: fuck u

[1:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fat Rodin is named "Dex"?

[1:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: This reminds me of DmC lol.

[1:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: The main dude anyway.

[1:22 PM] Ryu: ok when's the gameplay?

[1:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that Norman Reedus?

[1:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: who was that

[1:23 PM] Ryu: you know who

[1:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh whoa they're appearing in real life.

[1:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Cyberpunk" is the name of the game?

[1:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Keanu Reeves.

[1:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: You can't just make that the name of the game.

[1:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh

[1:23 PM] Ryu: It's John Wick

[1:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes, the game is named Cyberpunk.

[1:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: Keanu Reeves from Inception.

[1:23 PM] Ryu: And there are crazy fan girls in the crowd

[1:23 PM] Ryu: lol

[1:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Cyberpunk 2077" to be exact.

[1:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is there anyone else anywhere with the first name "Keanu"?

[1:24 PM] Ryu: It's the Matrix guy

[1:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this intentionally 2077 because Fallout took the number 2076?

[1:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I don't like this guy)

[1:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: His voice doesn't match his appearance.

[1:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Never a good sign when the game is being presented by an ACTOR instead of a game director.

[1:25 PM] Ryu: "you're breath-taking!"

[1:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: He looks "cool" but he sounds like a drunk cable guy.

[1:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why does the transcript literally have [cheers and applause] on it?

[1:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *teleprompter

[1:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: All teleprompters do.

[1:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Releasing April 16 2020.

[1:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: So the people on stage know when to stop talking.

[1:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: World premiere, fishing game.

[1:26 PM] Ryu: Shantae changed a lot

[1:26 PM] Ryu: oh wait

[1:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...With a protagonist named Stella who builds things.

[1:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And cares for things.

[1:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And explores, apparently.


(so I guess it's not a fishing game)

[1:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Learn how to say goodbye"

[1:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Some kind of light explosion and rip companion.

[1:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Spiritfarer" by "Thunderlotus"

[1:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: uh

[1:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh shi

[1:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: IT'S THE TOADS

[1:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, no time to reflect on that.

[1:28 PM] Ryu: they look weird

[1:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: "for their biggest battle yet"

[1:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: well I'd hope

[1:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "3 player couch co-op"

[1:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I only hear 2 player couch co-op or 4 player couch co-op.

[1:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is the first game where 3 player couch co-op is the advertised feature.

[1:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Tongue confetti in the audience

[1:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HOLY SHITT

[1:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE LEGEND OF WRIGHT


Microsoft Xbox E3 2019 The Legend of Wright
IS THIS PHOENIX WRIGHT? We're in Los Angeles this week FOR Phoenix Wright.


[1:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well looked...okay I guess.

[1:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not bad.

[1:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Dragon Quest?

[1:29 PM] Ryu: Almost sounded like Dragon Quest music for a moment

[1:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah.

[1:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IS THIS PHOENIX WRIGHT'S NEXT GAME

[1:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: You'll have to ask him.

[1:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WE HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND HIM YET

[1:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is Dragon Quest dude.

[1:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Slime is in the corner.

[1:30 PM] Ryu: This is a better Yoshi Crafted World

[1:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "RPG Time! The Legend of Wright"

Coming in 2020

Microsoft Xbox E3 2019 RPG Time The Legend of Wright
BECAUSE A PHOENIX WRIGHT RPG WOULD MAKE THIS TRIP WORTH IT.


[1:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Battletoads didn't get any attention at all. :thinking:

[1:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (It's not Dragon Quest)

[1:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: I was expecting someone from Dlala to at least come on stage and talk about it.

[1:31 PM] Ryu: Indie games

[1:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well  at least it's not part of the indie montage.

[1:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: These look like that Minecraft Dungeons game.

[1:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: "These are my people" playing during an Indie game montage...

[1:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Please welcome, head of Xbox partnerships, Sarah Bond"

[1:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well she looks happy.


Sarah Bond head of Xbox Partnerships Microsoft E3 2019 Game Pass Ultimate
Hi Sarah Bond! She'll talk to us about Game Pass stuff.


[1:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Indie game devs don't need to be their own social demographic on the census.

[1:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I like her jacket.

[1:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought this was Omarosa at first.

[1:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's a bunch of monitors on the stage and chairs.

[1:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I wonder if there'll be a live demo at some point.

[1:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: Probably not.

[1:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So how do the indies get paid?

[1:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: Microsoft pays them.

[1:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hollow Knight (Voidheart Edition) coming to Xbox Game Pass today.

[1:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (...I still need to start Hollow Knight)

[1:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: And Travis Strikes Again.

[1:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Last month we announced Xbox Game Pass for PC."

[1:34 PM] Ryu: Game Pass for PC

[1:34 PM] Ryu: now that's better

[1:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Today, the Game Pass journey for PC...BEGINS."

[1:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We have curated 100 games just for PC."

[1:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Like Football Manager 2019."

[1:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: no one cares about Football Manager 2019 lol.

[1:35 PM] Ryu: Europe cares

[1:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "AND the entire Master Chief Collection."

[1:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The Game Pass is in Open Beta?

[1:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why would a game pass need an open beta??

[1:36 PM] Ryu: The Gears aren't at war anymore

[1:36 PM] Ryu: "Are you gay?"

[1:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...seriously what do they need to beta-test?

[1:36 PM] Ryu: uh

[1:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: All the games already exist.

[1:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: I didn't know Tomb Raider was being released on Microsoft systems.

[1:36 PM] Ryu: Well, it's Pride month

[1:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: $9.99 a month.

[1:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Xbox Game Pass ULTIMATE

[1:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And if YOU WANT IT ALL... we have created a game pass just for you. XBOX GAME PASS... ULTIMATE."

[1:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: clearly a hint

[1:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You get EVERYTHING.

Xbox Game Pass for Console, Xbox Live Gold, and Xbox Game Pass for PC... for $14.99 a month."

[1:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And because it's E3, everyone can jump in and play today... for 1 dollar."

[1:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: $14.99 a year or $14.99 a month?

[1:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Presumably a month.

[1:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: k I didn't know how nice they might be being.

[1:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This next game is powered by Microsoft Azure.

[1:38 PM] Ryu: only 1080p for us

[1:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Definitely not Rare.

[1:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this the next Microsoft Flight Simulator?

[1:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ace Combat

[1:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: I saw the Emirates.

[1:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Would be nice if Microsoft revived that)

[1:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno what else  this would be at this point.

[1:39 PM] Ryu: So much time spent on Flight Simulator

[1:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Giraffe sighting)

[1:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe it's just Microsoft Pilotwings.

[1:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: omg it is

[1:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well Ludwig called it.


Microsoft Flight Simulator Xbox Game Pass Windows PC E3 2019
The logo for the new Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Here is the KoopaTV article I wrote about the series that I reference a couple of lines down.


[1:39 PM] Ryu: well yeah

[1:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: And pretty early in the trailer.

[1:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo that's HUGE.

[1:39 PM] Ryu: lol

[1:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: (I was wrong about it being Ace Combat.)

[1:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I did research of Microsoft Flight Simulator for that article on the guy who hijacked a plane to do barrel rolls.

[1:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Microsoft abandoned that series a while ago.

[1:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: Vortex will probably buy this.

[1:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: Age of Empire II: Definitive Edition

[1:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Too bad he's too busy being dead)

[1:40 PM] Ryu: I thought it was Sea of Thieves at first

[1:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well now we're going to Colorado (in trailer form, not KoopaTV flight)

[1:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: I can already tell I don't want this.

[1:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that a robotic giant enemy crab?

[1:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's post-apocalyptic, whatever it is.

[1:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh yeah we gotta look out for crabs.

[1:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: And not just...bears.

[1:41 PM] Ryu: Well, this looks bad

[1:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For being post-apocalyptic, it sure is lively.

[1:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: (We probably should still be looking for bears though!)

[1:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Wasteland 3"

[1:41 PM] Ryu: What happened to Wasteland lol

[1:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Matt Booty"


Microsoft Xbox E3 2019 Matt Booty head of Game Studios
Matt Booty is... *giggle* the HEAD of Xbox Game Studios... Hahahaha.


[1:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Please welcome, head of Xbox Game Studios, Matt Booty"

[1:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well he's full-throated.

[1:42 PM] Ryu: Nice name

[1:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: not as good as Donald Mustard.

[1:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: dat gravelly voice

[1:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: reminds me of Ken Lobb.

[1:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: He sounds EXACTLY like Ken Lobb.

[1:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm happy for people with weird names getting to high positions.

[1:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They bought out Double Fine.

[1:43 PM] Ryu: rip Double Fine

[1:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol who the fuck cares about Double Fine?

[1:43 PM] Ryu: They made good games in the early 2000's

[1:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That'd explain Phil's shirts.

[1:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: I haven't heard anyone mention them since Brutal Legend.

[1:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Welcome Tim Schafer.

[1:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: Tim Schafer always reminded me of Jack Black.

[1:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's volunteering to make Excel.

[1:44 PM] Ryu: I still haven't finished the first Psychonauts

[1:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We brought a brand new trailer for Psychonauts 2."

[1:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: ew

[1:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought there already was a second Psychonauts.

[1:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was this at least already announced?

[1:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: I assume the latter.

[1:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There were like two titles on that.

[1:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dragon Ball Z Kakarot.

[1:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah

[1:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...

[1:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno lol.

[1:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: -_-

[1:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: These things go by too fast.

[1:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I still want to know about that Wright game.

[1:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought this was on a train at first.

[1:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No it's just a raining apartment.

[1:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is a strange conversation.

[1:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We're here to help!" Yeah, that's never correct.

[1:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: The Legend of Wright is where leakers saw "Erdrick"

[1:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Whatever is going on here I blame time travel.

[1:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: So he's not really in Smash after all.

[1:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "AN INTERACTIVE THRILLER

ABOUT A MAN

STUCK IN A TIME LOOP"

[1:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yuuuup I knew it.

[1:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: TIME TRAVEL IS BAD FOLKS.

[1:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno how you knew that.

[1:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: TELEPORTATION IS BETTER.

[1:51 PM] Ryu: Wind Waker font

[1:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yoo this deer is a flashlight.

[1:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Deer game.


Way to the Woods Microsoft E3 2019 Xbox deer light game
Way to the Woods is a top three game at this E3 so far.


[1:51 PM] Ryu: wtf

[1:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Has Candlepowerforums discussed using deer as lights?

[1:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like the look of this.

[1:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: And sound.

[1:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As opposed to deers being stunned by lights.

[1:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's a Mega Evolution of Sawsbuck.

[1:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Way to the Woods"

[1:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well I kinda want that.

[1:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: More than Battletoads.

[1:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that's one of the more interesting games.

[1:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: More than whatever the hell we're looking at now.

[1:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Both looked and sounded good.

[1:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: And I wanna play as a deer.

[1:52 PM] Ryu: That Gears game is bad lol

[1:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this dysphoria about character creation features?

[1:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Because I wanna play as more quadrapeds in general.

[1:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: ala Okami

[1:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: I stopped paying attention to this shit 15 seconds in lol.

[1:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I think that'd be an interesting game concept, what I just said)

[1:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Not whatever the hell this actually is)

[1:53 PM] Ryu: It's Gears 5

[1:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait that was an entire trailer?

[1:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Gears 5 is releasing on September 10"

[1:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: That was Gears?

[1:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Cole Train in it?

[1:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "With Gears of War 4 we wanted to earn your trust."

[1:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or did Cole Train die?

[1:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And with Gears 5 you wanted to lose it?

[1:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm surprised Gears is relevant.

[1:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "But what are we talking about today?"

[1:55 PM] Ryu: This is a boring presentation

[1:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is James Stockdale all over again.

[1:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh now they're lighting the stage on fire.

[1:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Literally.

[1:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Isn't this a safety hazard?

[1:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The trailer is people vomiting blood.

[1:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought Gears was universally portrayed as a symbol of everything wrong with early HD gaming.

[1:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Like using too much bloom.

[1:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Lighting the stage with pyrotechnics is kind of more interesting.

[1:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Lil Jon music?

[1:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (This music doesn't seem well-fitting)

[1:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[1:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Can we have more of that deer game?

[1:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Reminds me of the Mortal Kombat trailer but worse.

[1:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well while this is going on, you hyped Battletoads a bunch going into this.

[1:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it came across as underwhelming to me.

[1:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Any commentary on that?

[1:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well what else was I gonna hype? :pikachu_lips:

[1:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I hope you enjoyed your taste of Escape." - Gears developer dude

[1:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Better than hyping Sea of Thieves.

[1:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now they're doing a gameplay thing on Mixer.

[1:59 PM] Ryu: oh no, not more Gears

[1:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: (I didn't board the Banjo Train until days ago.)

[1:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo this is dangerous.

[1:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is that literal fire?

[1:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or just smoke and mirrors to make it look like fire?

[2:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's over now.

[2:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Gears Terminator costume pack.

[2:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Forza.

[2:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now there's some kind of mechanical thing.

[2:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ELITE

[2:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...NOW MORE ELITE THAN EVER

[2:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh lol.

[2:00 PM] Ryu: I guess they're showing the next console now

[2:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought the controller was a car.

[2:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No Rawk, it's not Forza, but a new Xbox controller.

[2:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: They're making it look like a car though.

[2:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Also they showed Forza for a sec.

[2:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Imagine if Nintendo did this with their controllers)

[2:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wish.

[2:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (No value judgement on that statement, just imagine)

[2:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Too bad Nintendo doesn't care about controllers.

[2:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Very surprised the Pro Controllers functions as good as it does and it still has issues.

[2:02 PM] Ryu: Zombie game of E3



[2:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Assassin's Creed?

[2:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This has been going on for an hour now by the way.

[2:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Super fast hour.

[2:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: huh, very true

[2:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: World premiere.

[2:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FORZA HORIZON 4

[2:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: I suppose it hasn't been that boring then.

[2:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: CAR PORN 2019

[2:03 PM] Ryu: Real cars


Forza Horizon 4 LEGO car porn expansion E3 2019 Microsoft Xbox
This is going to turn out to be a very loose definition of real.


[2:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay here's the actual car.

[2:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: GROUDON

[2:03 PM] Ryu: Real Lego car porn

[2:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: I saw Groudon lmao.

[2:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhh

[2:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Microsoft targeting a new audience.

[2:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm confused.

[2:04 PM] Ryu: That's not why people play Forza lol

[2:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm really confused.

[2:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: This music is still better than what was in the Sword/Switch Direct.

[2:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ralph Fulton appearing, hopefully to explain whatever that was.

[2:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ugh I need closed captions on this guy.

[2:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT CAR PORN WAS A LEGO

[2:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: We get that car?

[2:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay so it's a LEGO expansion to FORZA.

[2:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And now here's a chibi Gears thing.

[2:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Uh oh

[2:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's POPs.

[2:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is mobile trash isn't it?

[2:06 PM] Ryu: oh no, more Gears

[2:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Pre-register now on iOS and Android"

[2:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Yes)

[2:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: With exploding kittens.

[2:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Where's PETA?

[2:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Microsoft needs to stop telling people to pre-order games before they tell us what they are.

[2:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well they've been doing that the whole past hour.

[2:07 PM] Ryu: urgh

[2:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well this is apparently out today.

[2:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Far Cry zombies.

[2:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (A bigger expansion)

[2:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *State of Decay 2

[2:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yikes I dunno how I made that typo.

[2:08 PM] RawkHawk2010:

Matthew 24:42 watch therefore for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come
(Rawk why is this in the log?)

[2:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SEGA world premiere.

[2:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: (I made that four years ago.)

[2:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Japan's Greatest Online RPG"

[2:09 PM] Ryu: FFXIV

[2:09 PM] Ryu: ?

[2:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Launches in the West Via Xbox One"

[2:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Phantasy Star?

[2:09 PM] Ryu: oh

[2:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Online action combat with cross-play"

[2:09 PM] Ryu: right Phantasy Star

[2:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: I've never really paid attention to Phantasy Star.

[2:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "ALL THE CONTENT"

"ALL THE BOSSES AND EPIC BATTLES"

(Redundant?)

[2:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "ALL FREE TO PLAY"

uh oh

[2:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "PHANTASY STAR ONLINE 2" Powered by Microsoft Azure.

[2:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Phil Spencer appears to discuss Phantasy Star.

[2:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause they have the same acronyms?

[2:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unless he's ending the conference now.

[2:11 PM] Ryu: Also, Phil Spencer's shirt is explained by them buying Double Fine

[2:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Referencing E3 2017.

[2:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "A PC legend comes to Xbox One in 2020"

[2:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: World of Warcraft?

[2:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Next year you'll discover the latest entry in this landmark franchise. This is Crossfire X"

[2:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: who

[2:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: By Smilegate.

[2:12 PM] Ryu: Smilegate lol

[2:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is apparently a Tencent China game.

[2:12 PM] Ryu: Microsoft's conference was a good smilegate

[2:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: I zoned out.



[2:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[2:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Crossfire X" sounds redundant.

[2:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: World Premiere.

[2:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Should just call it Xfire.

[2:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: From Bandai Namco.

[2:14 PM] Ryu: That Tales game

[2:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah

[2:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: The leaked one.

[2:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: shh

[2:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh I thought that guy was gonna keep his mask on the whole time.

[2:15 PM] Ryu: They finally updated their graphics

[2:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tales of Arise, 2020.

[2:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is that Sakuraba music?

[2:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well, there wasn't much to go off of.

[2:16 PM] Ryu: Now Borderlands

[2:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY"

[2:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol thought that might've been Joanna Dark.

[2:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looter Shooter

[2:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "SHOOT, LOOT, UH.... SHLOOT?"

[2:17 PM] Ryu: The stairs is still a running joke

[2:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Play Borderlands: The Handsome Collection"

[2:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: They're really embracing the stigma.

[2:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (KoopaTV's officially-endorsed looter shooter of choice is The Division)

[2:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Borderlands 3 releasing September 13.

[2:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: I hear Shulk's "A Vision!" as "Division!" now.

[2:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE"

[2:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: I blame @Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy.

[2:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Those "there's more" weren't even worth commenting on)

[2:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: theater went dark

[2:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: wuh

[2:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hidetaka Miyazaki new world. And George R.R. Martin.

[2:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: A Miyazaki game?

[2:19 PM] Ryu: oh it's Elden rings

[2:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Immediately creepy.

[2:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno who George R.R. Martin is.

[2:19 PM] Ryu: the author of Games of Throne

[2:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Elden Ring... oohhhh Elden Ring"

[2:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was this leaked?

[2:19 PM] Ryu: yes

[2:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Guess Ryu's right.

[2:19 PM] Ryu: I just finished Sekiro

[2:20 PM] Ryu: So I guess this is next

[2:20 PM] Ryu: (If it isn't bad)

[2:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Not if it comes out in 2020 or something.

[2:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: which it probably will

[2:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ELDEN RING

............................................................

Produced by Bandai Namco developed by From...

[2:20 PM] Ryu: Namco is still the publisher

[2:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...No release date.

[2:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: so yup

[2:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But we are welcoming back Phil Spencer.

[2:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: might as well be 2021

[2:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Summarising the conference.

[2:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: o.o

[2:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's over?

[2:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So we're going to that new console stuff right?

[2:21 PM] Ryu: Well, I guess Elden Ring was interesting?

[2:21 PM] Ryu: and Legend of Wright

[2:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Best part was deer game.

[2:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Bringing Xbox to the cloud"

[2:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Project xCloud" and "console streaming".


First public hands-on of Project xCloud.

[2:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Console Streaming turns Xbox One into personal Project xCloud server.

[2:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This October, use hybrid gaming cloud to play games wherever you go.

[2:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't think people in the audience even really get it.

[2:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Let's talk about our next console."

[2:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: But are clapping anyway.

[2:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't get it.

[2:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Me neither!

[2:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I'm not clapping though)

[2:23 PM] Ryu: well, he got that right

[2:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "A console should be designed and optimised for one thing, and one thing only. ...Gaming."

[2:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Tell that to Sony)

[2:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol Don Mattrick.

[2:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: They need to change the name of "Xbox One" then.

[2:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright stop promoting your hardware team.

[2:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Console trailer for "the future of gaming".

[2:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: Since the name means "all (everything) in one"

[2:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's not just console, it's not just PC, it's not just mobile... it's all of the above."

[2:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: (with games unemphasized)

[2:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: yo dat facial hair

[2:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: On a woman?

[2:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...no on the dude.

[2:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh lol

[2:24 PM] Ryu: I bet someone is going to complain they're all white people

[2:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That guy.

[2:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh fuck

[2:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: LOL

[2:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright got a picture.


Xbox Microsoft E3 2019 Project Scarlett team developer long big beard facial hair man
...Yikes.


[2:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dude that shit looks like it could get stuck on obstacles.

[2:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "120 frames per second, 8k"

[2:25 PM] Ryu: Ray tracing, oh dear

[2:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are humans able to even process that?

[2:25 PM] Ryu: "We created a new generation of SSD"

[2:25 PM] Ryu: lol

[2:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I know Koopas aren't!)

[2:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't think humans can see 120 FPS.

[2:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: But players don't know that.

[2:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 1 frame per second makes a lot of sense.

[2:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 2 frames per second doesn't?

[2:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Half a frame per second is awful.

[2:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Name-drop Halo.

[2:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "This console is especially awesome for Game Pass"

[2:26 PM] Ryu: Can you stop patting yourselves on the back and show the console?

[2:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: That beard is triggering me.

[2:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because the load time is negligible.

[2:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Reminds me of that dude from Phoenix vs. Layton.

[2:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Project Scarlet" Holiday 2020.

"It eats monsters for breakfast."

[2:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Also there was a non-white guy I think @Ryu.

[2:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "THIS is Project Scarlet"

[2:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Where?

[2:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looked like Sadiq Khan.

[2:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What does it look like?

[2:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: The end.

[2:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There was a black woman.

[2:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, what does Project Scarlet look like?

[2:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: (oh lol)

[2:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dunno.

[2:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Partners with AMD)

[2:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So why is he announcing it?

[2:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's nothing to show.

[2:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, Project Scarlett.

[2:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Two 't's.

[2:28 PM] Ryu: Partner with AMD, good

[2:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: It has no physical form.

[2:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Forming future in Cloud.

[2:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: For it is a Cloud.

[2:28 PM] Ryu: Halo 7?

[2:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Next holiday we will launch Project Scarlett with Halo."

[2:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: All video-game cloud controversy should be referred to as "cloud strife"

[2:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is taking a seriously intense poop.

[2:30 PM] Ryu: this is over dramatic lol

[2:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah he made that sound like it was a longer fall than it was.

[2:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is that the new Cortana?

[2:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This hologram mom should've let them keep singing.

[2:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kind of rude to only have them sing for one second and move on.

[2:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Singing takes more time commitment than that.

[2:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: I just realized that Master Chief's real name is technically "John [Numbers]"

[2:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah this guy is overdramatic.

[2:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: Will anyone even watch the Nintendo Direct if Banjo is announced for Smash here?

[2:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Master Chief can fit through the door.

[2:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *can't

[2:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh

*can

[2:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: just barely

[2:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: The halo broke.

[2:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: I forgot Master Chief talked.

[2:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Halo Infinite"

[2:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Games subtitled "Infinite" always turn out bad.

[2:34 PM] Ryu: Windows 10 is talking

[2:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 343 Industries, releasing holiday 2020 with  Scarlett.

[2:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: End conference montage.

[2:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SEA OF THIEVES

[2:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: in b4 "but one more thing."

[2:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Done.

[2:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: ahahahahahahahaha

[2:37 PM] Ryu: This was bad

[2:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well, everything being leaked beforehand isn't what kept this from being underwhelming.

[2:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: So

[2:37 PM] Ryu: Nintendo won by default

[2:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: uh

[2:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot'd you guys expect...??

[2:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This met wot I thought would happen.

[2:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Everyone on Twitter was saying that Miyamoto would be making an appearance on stage here.

[2:37 PM] Ryu: I didn't look at the leaks

[2:37 PM] Ryu: I knew about Elder Ring though lol

[2:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As an audience member?

[2:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: No.

[2:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: As a presenter.

[2:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sounds like fake news.

[2:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://twitter.com/JVCom/status/1137787164513751040

[2:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://twitter.com/tomphillipsEG/status/1137797151235420161

[2:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Cuz of that and that apparently.

[2:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright, Eurogamer is already on KoopaTV's bad sources list.

[2:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Guess I can add jeuxvideo.com

[2:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol at people thinking "xCloud" was explicitly a Microsoft/Nintendo partnership.

[2:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: Hey wait.

[2:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: People could be misinterpreting that.

[2:40 PM] Ryu: I just saw the Dark Queen's new look in Battletoads

[2:40 PM] Ryu: lol

[2:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: jeuxvideo may have just been meaning Miyamoto would be there, and not on stage, but people went wild with it.

[2:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ryu maybe you should interpret. You know French.

[2:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: Listen to that guy talk in that vid.

[2:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I should put jeuxvideo on the shit-list just because that guy sounds stupid.

[2:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And the co-commentator reactions in that video are all WHAT WHAT

[2:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And they're using a bunch of surprise emojis.

[2:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://twitter.com/JVCom/status/1137837469272084480

[2:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And they tweeted that.

[2:43 PM] Ryu: He said Nintendo would be physically there, including Miyamoto, but it wasn't confirmed

[2:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: Apparently GameXplain did a video on the rumor and now it's deleted.

[2:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: :thinking:

[2:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I never put GameXplain on the bad sources list.

[2:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Though I've actively avoided using them as a source.

[2:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, anyway, this is outside the log's scope.

[2:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: I heard Nintendo sends GameXplain the trailers first sometimes.

[2:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Way to the Woods and The Legend of Wright for best games of the conference.

[2:46 PM] Ryu: Maybe Bethesda will be better, ahaha

[2:46 PM] Ryu: >.>

[2:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wanna see the Dark Queen.

[2:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: Link.

[2:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[2:48 PM] Ryu:
Dark Queen Battletoads 2019 design
Apparently this is Dark Queen's new Battletoads design.

[2:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...

[2:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Looks like it's from Teen Titans Go.

[2:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looks like it's from Kim Possible.

[2:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, guess there goes Battletoads.

[2:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Shego >>>> Dark Queen

[2:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Shego >>>>> Dark Queen

[2:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ♥



It's clear that from this log, the staff likes deer, anyone with the name Wright, planes, and apparently Shego. What did you like from Microsoft's E3 2019? Stay tuned for more E3 coverage later today.



Compare to Microsoft's E3 2018.
The next set of E3 coverage is here, for Bethesda and Devolver Digital.

2 comments :

  1. My only expectations came from the leaks, which were true!

    12 Minutes looked interesting. I'm tentatively interested in Blair Witch, despite not being familiar with the franchise. Tentative interest in Elden Ring. I'm mainly excited for Psychonauts 2 and Tales of Arise!

    (Also, they released a short VR game in between Psychonauts and Psychonauts 2, which is probably why Rawk thought they already made a second game.)

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    1. ...Is it bad that the whole time I was watching it I thought it said "I2 Minutes"? (As in, the letter I instead of the number 1.)
      FOOONNNNTTTS.

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