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Monday, June 10, 2019

Square Enix E3 2019 Press Conference: KoopaTV's Live Reactions!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Finally, good things from this E3.

This E3 so far, despite wiping out some deadweight conferences from companies we don't like, hasn't been all that great.

Tonight, we placed our hopes in Square Enix to save E3 2019, which is historically a risky proposition. Here joining me (hi I was out during the day and will keep being out for the rest for BUSINESS) are RawkHawk2010, Wendy O. Koopa (for the first and probably only time this E3) and non-staffer Ryu. Note how Wendy and Ryu state at the start that they can't stick around for the conference...

You should also check out the entire E3 2019 schedule here.

[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.twitch.tv/squareenix

@everyone

[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Classic Final Fantasy music.

[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Already great sign.

[5:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Uh

[5:53 PM] Ryu: FFV music

[5:53 PM] Ryu: The only FFV song people remember

[5:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Let's not act like Battle at the Big Bridge isn't a meh song.

[5:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's great.

[5:53 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Dude, doing Battle on the Big Bridge is freaking amazing


[5:54 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: uhh yeah I'm not gonna watch because I'll be going on soon

[5:54 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: >_>

[5:54 PM] Ryu: Oh wait, another FFV  song. What does this mean?

[5:54 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Doing chores too

[5:54 PM] Ryu: Same

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: .........................

[5:54 PM] Ryu: I might only be able to watch the first 10 minutes

[5:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sooo how was the rest of today in terms of E3?

[5:54 PM] Ryu: It was bad

[5:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: It was bad

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh.

[5:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: And I mean

[5:55 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: it was bad

[5:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: ~bad~

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, my experience with Phoenix Wright was int-...

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ooooh "please take your seats, the show will begin in five minutes."

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Applause.

[5:55 PM] Ryu: Nice Cloud

[5:55 PM] Ryu: btw

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are Square Enix fans in the live audience as annoying as Bethesda?

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We'll find out.

[5:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Surely not.

[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I still associate Square Enix at E3 with Decline of Video Gaming 2.

[5:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't even know what I associate Square with.

[5:57 PM] Ryu: Can't wait for that FFV remake

[5:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: My first Square RPG was TWEWY and we know how that went.

[5:58 PM] Ryu: Now it's FF3 music

[5:58 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Dude, Rawk, you need to play at least the SNES ones.

[5:58 PM] Ryu: no don't stop it

[5:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe my FFXII experience which I plan to begin soon will go better, since that will be my second Square RPG.

[5:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He never even finished Chrono Trigger.

[5:58 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :doriS:

[5:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: I would have if I could've.

[5:59 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I can't blame him, there are like...

[5:59 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: 12 different endings

[5:59 PM] Ryu: It's ok, it's Chrono Trigger

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well he didn't even reach one of 'em.

[5:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: ^

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is already better than Square last year.

[5:59 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes: not even blowing up at Lavos?

[5:59 PM] Ryu: he can theorically gets one if he dies :pikachu_lips:

[5:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Because that boss duo was too hard.

[5:59 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :pikachu_laugh:

[5:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: I forgot their names.

[5:59 PM] Ryu: FF4 music now

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reminder last year's Square Enix was showing the same Kingdom Hearts trailer they already showed at Sony/Microsoft.

[6:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: But yes Ludwig I definitely didn't stop due to a lack of interest.

[6:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: I was just physically incapable of winning.

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT BEGINS

[6:00 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: but it wasn't that... hard

[6:00 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: RP to M.

[6:00 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Unless system blew up

[6:00 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: or game save lost

[6:00 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: anyway go play FF4-6

[6:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: (I was probably massively underleveled I dunno.)

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

[6:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: FANGIRLS

[6:01 PM] Ryu: whooo, classic FF music!

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright this is at least justified.

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Compared to Bethesda.

[6:01 PM] Ryu: Will they show Tifa now? :pikachu_lips:

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Final Fantasy 7 remaaaake

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AERITH

[6:02 PM] Ryu: The crowd is already more annoying than Bethesda's

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Not true.

[6:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: I didn't know that was Aerith first time we saw her in this.

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bethesda's crowd actively cheered bad stuff.

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Like "WE LIKE MOBILE GAMES"

[6:02 PM] Ryu: This crowd is cheering for the same stuff they've been showing for years

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And "THANK YOU FOR PLAYING FALLOUT 76"

[6:02 PM] Ryu: No mic

[6:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well they haven't had anything bad to cheer at yet Ludwig.

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought the no mic was to let the translator have the mic.

[6:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Don't count the chickens.

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay now they're becoming annoying.

[6:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: chocobos*

[6:03 PM] Ryu: I'm sad that the first 10 minutes will be spent on this

[6:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Dragon Quest gonna be here?

[6:04 PM] Ryu: It was announced to be

[6:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Two Blu-ray discs worth of gameplay content?

[6:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: people are cheering because two discs

[6:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We're still doing multiple discs?

[6:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought that was a relic of 20 years ago.

[6:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: hence why that's a bethesda-level cheer

[6:04 PM] Ryu: Red Dead Redemption 2 had two discs too :pikachu_lips:

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And that's not cheer-able!

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Please welcome, Neal Pabon, senior manager, product marketing, FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE"

[6:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Games being hundreds of gigs is usually just devs being inefficient with space.

[6:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is nothing to cheer over.

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo that's not Neal Pabon talking.

[6:05 PM] Ryu: walkthrough gameplay

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ah there he is.

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: uh oh

[6:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: real-time action

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Real-time combat.

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Cloud needs... A...T...B."

[6:06 PM] Ryu: That square button mash

[6:06 PM] Ryu: lol

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cloud's speed stat is replaced with how much button mashes.

[6:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sounds exactly like XC chain attacks.

[6:06 PM] Ryu: ^

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And then he can go into tactical mode with Matrixes the action and then he can select from the menu.


Cloud casts Fire Final Fantasy VII Remake Square Enix E3 2019
Cloud casting Fire is totally comprehensible and a familiar activity.

[6:07 PM] Ryu: Still no Tifa btw

[6:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "when are we going to see Tifa in action?"

[6:07 PM] Ryu: Maybe soon

[6:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Maybe... maybe soon?"

[6:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

[6:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: @ "tifa maybe soon idk"

[6:08 PM] Ryu: So this is like Xenoblade

[6:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: sounds about right

[6:08 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well this doesn't seem so complicated.

[6:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: yet

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You kept saying Xenoblade's combat is ununderstandable.

[6:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: XC2's*

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that a giant enemy crab?

[6:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: not XC1's

[6:09 PM] Ryu: scorpion

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, tail.

[6:09 PM] Ryu: I'm just staying to see if we're seeing Tifa

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Scorpion Sentinel" not crab.

[6:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Also XC2's is understandable it just takes +40 hours.

[6:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Noting Cloud's sword is much more stronger than Barret's bullets.

[6:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this even in the original FF7?

[6:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, not the voice-acting.

[6:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: The crab.

[6:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: scorpion*

[6:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT

[6:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE


Barret Scorpion Sentinel Final Fantasy VII Remake Square Enix E3 2019
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! Sure.


[6:11 PM] Ryu: yes, it's in the original

[6:11 PM] Ryu: but not as "epic"

[6:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Did Barret just swear?

[6:12 PM] Ryu: so they're showing the full fight?

[6:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: Barret's dialogue is cringe.

[6:13 PM] Ryu: Also, I'm expecting the Secret of Mana Trilogy for Switch

[6:13 PM] Ryu: afk

[6:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: (Me too for obvious reasons.)

[6:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[6:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Shit! The bomb!"

[6:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH

[6:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: One winged angel.

[6:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nomura.

[6:14 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: wait

[6:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tetsuya Nomura is Sephiroth?

[6:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: what color will his hair be

[6:14 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Secret of Maaaanaaa?

[6:14 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: brb I'm turning the stream back on

[6:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: yeah I'd stick around

[6:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nomura looks like a kid.

[6:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe it's the shorts.


Tetsuya Nomura Final Fantasy VII director wearing shorts Square Enix E3 2019
Tetsuya Nomura proving shorts are comfy and easy to wear?


[6:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Do you guys want to...ACTUALLY play the game?"

[6:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nomura works on too many games at one time.

[6:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We actually have playable demo kiosks available at the Square Enix booth."

[6:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Actually!

[6:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: aka doing Final Fantasy VII Remake, Kingdom Hearts 3, Xenoblade 2 character designs, and probably something else all simultaneously.

[6:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now showing a long Final Fantasy VII Remake trailer.

[6:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I never watched the short one)

[6:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Midgar?

[6:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Action RPG combat...ON MOTORCYCLES

[6:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's meme reference)

[6:19 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: No Tifa

[6:19 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: come on

[6:19 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lol

[6:19 PM] Ryu: slightly back and they're still on FF7

[6:19 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: there we go

[6:19 PM] Ryu: oh, Tifa


Tifa drinking at the bar Final Fantasy VII Remake Square Enix E3 2019
IT'S TIFA. Now I regret putting Tifa low on my GameFAQs Character Battle tier list.


[6:19 PM] Ryu: Just in time

[6:20 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ok Tifa's gameplay is exciting

[6:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: Tifa's combat looks cool.

[6:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Whooooooooooo.

[6:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Available worldwide May 3, 2020 on PS4.

[6:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm impressed by the character design here.

[6:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[6:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And you can get some kind of Cloud on a motorcycle figurine if you pre-order.

[6:21 PM] Ryu: "Take my wallet" says the crowd

[6:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "TAKE MY WALLET!"

[6:21 PM] Ryu: oh, that game

[6:22 PM] Ryu: Life is Stange

[6:22 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: oh eh

[6:22 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Now I Can afk for the next 5 minutes

[6:22 PM] Ryu: ^

[6:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought the wolf howls was the audience.

[6:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it's the kid in-game.

[6:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are those people talking from the game?

[6:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or are those streamers?

[6:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Definitely streamers.

[6:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't know what's happening.

[6:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well this game is obviously out already if streamers have reactions

[6:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: and reviewers have reviewed it.

[6:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: Are you sure the photorealistic people reactions aren't in-game?

[6:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm sure.

[6:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Life is Strange 2 play today"

[6:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was wondering if it was some weird meta story-telling direction.

[6:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: uh

[6:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles?

[6:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (yes)

[6:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: I guess.

[6:24 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Crystal Chronicles remake?

[6:25 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Oooooh

[6:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Online multiplayer Crystal Chronicles.

[6:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: mobile

[6:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[6:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...on smartphones.

[6:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[6:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OH

[6:25 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lol mobile game

[6:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AND SWITCH

[6:25 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: interesting

[6:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well on PS4 and Switch too.

[6:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ALRIGHT WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS

[6:25 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Hmm still can't buy into this game

[6:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo let's play Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles together or something.

[6:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Couldn't play Octopath Traveler because the text was too small, lol.

[6:26 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I need more compelling reason

[6:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That was a big deal back in the GameCube era.

[6:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe the sequel will fix that.

[6:26 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: this is the sequel?

[6:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

[6:26 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[6:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it's now on Steam.

[6:26 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ok brb irdumb

[6:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nah but I assume it'll get one.

[6:26 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Switch or Steam version?

[6:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright now I dunno wot this is.

[6:26 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: hmm

[6:27 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Oooh

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Last Remnant Remastered"

[6:27 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: good choice

[6:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: The Last Remnant

[6:27 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I've been wanting a reason to get this game for a while

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Available tonight on Nintendo Switch.

[6:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: SWITCH SHADOWDROP

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well this is the most Switch-friendly presentation.

[6:27 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lol

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I want Final Fantasy VII Remake on Switch)

[6:27 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dragon Quest Builders 2.

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well there's your Dragon Quest.

[6:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: I keep thinking that dude awakened Super Saiyan.

[6:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...But he didn't.

[6:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Slimes.

[6:28 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Every time I see DQ charactesr , I think Dragon Ball for some reason

[6:28 PM] Ryu: it's not that DQ

[6:28 PM] Ryu: (They still play the same recycled music)

[6:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: cars

[6:28 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lol

[6:29 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyesright:

[6:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "With more variety and options than ever before" though.

[6:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: I played the demo for the first one.

[6:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Seemed okay.

[6:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There was an ocarina.

[6:29 PM] Ryu: yeah, Builder is actually good

[6:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: oooh paraglider

[6:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: paragliders are good

[6:29 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Feels like Maplestory 2 but with actual building

[6:29 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[6:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy especially now

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey it's Harvest Moon too?

[6:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: >farming

[6:30 PM] Ryu: You mean Story of Seasons

[6:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Legend of Wright music

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE PUT A SLIME ON THE ROOF

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH A KOOPA SHELL

[6:30 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I just saw someone with a Koopa shell

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YO HE BUILT A GIANT SLIME


Dragon Quest Builders 2 giant built Slime monument Square Enix E3 2019
How ADORABLE! <3
Better than Tifa.


[6:30 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ok it's not really a koopa shell

[6:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: If I cared about Dragon Quest I'd definitely want this.

[6:31 PM] Ryu: There's a Tortoise armor in DQ

[6:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For PS4?

[6:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: He was basically cosplaying as Master Roshi.

[6:31 PM] Ryu: Seems like an improvement in every way

[6:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SWITCH SNAP

[6:31 PM] Ryu: DQ11 now

[6:31 PM] Ryu: But I already finished it

[6:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Something about switching between models and sprites and orchestra.

[6:32 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Switch version, yes?

[6:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: You can play as sprites?

[6:32 PM] Ryu: yeah

[6:32 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ah ok

[6:32 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Would you recommend?

[6:32 PM] Ryu: If you enjoyed DQ8, yes

[6:32 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Ok, from a first time player of DQ

[6:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Dragon Quest XI Echoes of an Elusive Age Definitive Edition S"

[6:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright now for something completely different.

[6:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this Square's indie reel?

[6:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is that a Reggie quote?

[6:33 PM] Ryu: Yeah, sure, it's classic turn-based, but it's charming

[6:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wonder if Tomb Raider will be here.

[6:33 PM] Ryu: wait, they made a new Fear Effect? lol

[6:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...in the indie reel?

[6:33 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Oh I do recommend Forgotten Anne.

[6:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Ludwig Von Koopa No just in the conference.

[6:33 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I'll have to try that one out.

[6:34 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: But yes, try out Forgotten Anne.

[6:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Car porn?


Circuit Superstars top-down racing game Square Enix E3 2019
Circuit Superstars, bringing top-down racing back.
(Top Ride was underrated in Kirby Air Ride.)

[6:34 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I have to still pick it up

[6:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Since Microsoft's was a LEGO car)

[6:34 PM] Ryu: I'm not watching Square Enix for car games

[6:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: These people are from Mexico?

[6:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: They seem like they're from anywhere but.

[6:35 PM] Ryu: oh, it's top view.

[6:35 PM] Ryu: I like those kind of racing games

[6:35 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Eh I can see half of them pulling it, Rawk. >_>

[6:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Circuit Superstars coming on Switch (and PS4, Xbox One, and PC)

[6:35 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ehhh

[6:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (This is better than Microsoft's conference by the way)

[6:36 PM] Ryu: uh

[6:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Until they do something to truly fuck it up then yeah totally.

[6:36 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: This particular game is kinda eh

[6:36 PM] Ryu: Looks like some old Call of Duty game

[6:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Johnnycash1955 on leaderboard.

[6:36 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I dont' see any reason why I should get this over Battlefield V

[6:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Second Johnny Cash reference this E3.

[6:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Johnnycash1955 sounds like a Japanese gamer being an Ameriboo.

[6:37 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: IF it's free, I'll try it

[6:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Square Enix music"

[6:37 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: welp

[6:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The bartender is named Tifa.

[6:37 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Make up your mind lady lol

[6:38 PM] Ryu: she picked the right game

[6:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is why FF music isn't in Smash lol.


Square Enix Music available now E3 2019
Square Enix Music?
Why doesn't, oh, say, Nintendo do this?

[6:38 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: she did pick the right game

[6:38 PM] Ryu: KH3

[6:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh yeah this was leaked.

[6:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: This could use voice-acting/sfx.

[6:39 PM] Ryu: Voice acting in development*

[6:39 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: well

[6:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sound too?

[6:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume they're hiding they haven't recorded it yet.

[6:39 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[6:39 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyesright:

[6:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or maybe right after they do Square Enix music they want to focus on that.

[6:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: That shouldn't have aired yet lol.

[6:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy

[6:40 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: they have decided to put it out because of it

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Final Fantasy XIV

[6:40 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Eh I'm very aware of it

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wendy is literally playing Final Fantasy XIV right now.

[6:40 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: now I just have tos ee what changes they decided to do with it

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Naoki Yoshida being widely cheered. He can talk without a translator.

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh.

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nevermind.

[6:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wonder if it's a bad strategy to keep this named Final Fantasy XIV.

[6:41 PM] Ryu: Not a real translator

[6:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Expansion big enough as a standalone RPG adventure.

[6:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: I didn't think Final Fantasy XIV was even remotely relevant until Wendy streamed it.

[6:42 PM] Ryu: FFXIV is huge lol

[6:42 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: it is huge

[6:43 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: There's actually a lot of WoW refugees on it

[6:43 PM] Ryu: World Premiere

[6:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude has a headache.

[6:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (So do I all of a sudden; not the conference's fault)

[6:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Was that a unicorn?

[6:44 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Right I didn't see the trailer yet

[6:44 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Right I didn't see the trailer yet

[6:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...no.

[6:44 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: oh interesting

[6:44 PM] Ryu: This sounds like DB Super music

[6:44 PM] Ryu: for a moment

[6:45 PM] Ryu: wtf

[6:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: this music >>>>> Uemetsu music

[6:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dunno who it's composed by.

[6:45 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: different composer entirely, I forgot his name

[6:45 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Uemetsu created the opening themes only

[6:46 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Hmm now I wonder if the lighting will reflect that in the trailer

[6:46 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: btw Y'shtola turned into BLM for this expansion, to reflect healer changes lel

[6:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Black Lives Matter?

[6:47 PM] Ryu: (Black Mage)

[6:47 PM] Ryu: I honestly have no idea what's going on in the trailer

[6:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Primals.

[6:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Me neither.

[6:47 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Iiinteresting

[6:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume Wendy does.

[6:47 PM] Ryu: the crowd seems confused too

[6:48 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: More questions made though

[6:48 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: >_>

[6:48 PM] Ryu: I like that song

[6:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright now we go into creepiness.

[6:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I'll stay away from the print screen button)

[6:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: I just realized

[6:48 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ooh parkouring

[6:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: This E3 has had a distinct lack of zombies.

[6:49 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Well here's your dose of zombies

[6:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Remember when a previous E3 was almost NOTHING but zombies?

[6:49 PM] Ryu: So they're keeping the Avengers game for the end?

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dying Light 2.

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Transition...

[6:49 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: nope no Secret of Mana. :frowning:

[6:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is the last game?

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Two celebrated RPG classics

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: finally come west.

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Romancing Saga 3

[6:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: This sounds like Ys music.

[6:50 PM] Ryu: Oh cool, Romancing Saga

[6:50 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ooh

[6:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Lobsters.

[6:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SaGa Scarlet Gate Ambitions

[6:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (...or something)

[6:51 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :frowning: no secret of Mana

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *Scarlet Grace Ambitions

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Both coming to Switch.

[6:51 PM] Ryu: Both Saga games coming to Switch

[6:51 PM] Ryu: Nice

[6:51 PM] Ryu: Mobile game time

[6:51 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: No Secret of Mana

[6:51 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lol

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Final Fantasy Brave Exvius (or however that's spelled)

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: That title is long as shit.

[6:52 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lel

[6:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Final Fantasy Brave Exvius War of the Visions.

[6:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is all mobile?

[6:52 PM] Ryu: oh

[6:52 PM] Ryu: FFT

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought it was War of the Visions: Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius.

[6:52 PM] Ryu: not sure if interested

[6:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's how he said it.

[6:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But that doesn't make sense.

[6:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like the character designs.

[6:53 PM] Ryu: Looks good enough

[6:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Now in development"

[6:54 PM] Ryu: Wait, you're lying. That's Final Fantasy Tactics

[6:54 PM] Ryu: don't change the name

[6:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Avengers?

[6:54 PM] Ryu: didn't see Marvel yet

[6:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's not actual gameplay footage whatever it is.

[6:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's EXTREEEEME!

[6:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Doesn't look like it would be gameplay!)

[6:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dark Samus

[6:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Better than that Gears trailer with hallucinogenic heads coming out of that person.

[6:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Outriders

[6:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Instead of Darksiders

[6:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Please welcome Sebastian Wo... eh missed their last name.

[6:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Does Square do Darksiders or Darkstalkers?

[6:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wojciechowski.

[6:56 PM] Ryu: I don't get the hype behind Bulletstorm

[6:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Of course he's from Poland)

[6:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Darksiders is THQ, Darkstalkers is CAPCOM)

[6:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...

[6:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh. :thinking:

[6:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Shooters are on our DNA"



See? Not only the United States has a "gun culture"!

[6:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek creepy monsters

[6:58 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: so here's the thing

[6:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ubisoft had more guns of any conference and they're France/Canada where guns don't exist.

[6:59 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I think the only good thing I gleaned from this was Romancing SaGa.

[6:59 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: That's it.

[6:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well hey it's not over.

[6:59 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: FFXIV and FF7 was stuff I was already aware of

[6:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't demean more information on existing games.

[6:59 PM] Ryu: Builders 2 was interesting

[6:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now wot?

[7:00 PM] Ryu: Can't tell

[7:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bravely Third

[7:00 PM] Ryu: yeah, could be that

[7:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Big into reincarnation.

[7:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Looks better than Town.

[7:00 PM] Ryu: wait, I feel like we saw this game before

[7:01 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Oooh the combat looks interesting


Oninaki gunfire Square Enix E3 2019
There was some cool lance-charging stuff and gun stuff and it was slick.


[7:01 PM] Ryu: still feel like it

[7:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Switch

[7:01 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: (also was hoping for some more info on the new YoRHa raid)

[7:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oninaki.

[7:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (not Bravely Third)

[7:01 PM] Ryu: Secret of Mana now

[7:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "TO THE FANS WHO HAVE BEEN WAITING"

[7:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "AT LONG LAST"

[7:01 PM] Ryu: or not

[7:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "FINAL FANTASY VIII"

[7:02 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: LOL

[7:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo that's significant too!

[7:02 PM] Ryu: in HD

[7:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Remaster.

[7:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: This never got a remaster?

[7:02 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[7:02 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: It actually didn't.

[7:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It never got a remaster because Square lost the files.

[7:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[7:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...or so the journalists say.

[7:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So maybe they found them or they're putting a looot of effort.

[7:03 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: At most I'll appreciate teh cutscenes lol

[7:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: COMING 2019

Square Enix E3 2019 games released for PS4 Nintendo Switch Xbox One Steam
This kind of screen summarises the availability and timing of a lot of the games announced tonight.

[7:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Switch.

[7:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: for switch

[7:03 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: switch version too

[7:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bless Square  Enix.

[7:03 PM] Ryu: It's FF8, stop being hyped

[7:03 PM] Ryu: Just play Tetra Master

[7:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Avengers.

[7:03 PM] Ryu: The Avengers game is now

[7:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I won the Tetra Master tournament.

[7:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Against the sailor girl I didn't remember existed.

[7:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Black Widow looks weird.

[7:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: But I'm expecting these characters to look like the movie actors and I shouldn't.

[7:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh, "Capt"

[7:05 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: yeah they used a different actor for her

[7:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Thought she was saying "Cat"

[7:05 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: oooh Taskmaster?

[7:05 PM] Ryu: Oh, it's the second avengers movie

[7:06 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: white iron man suit?

[7:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "A"

[7:06 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I wonder if that's Rescue

[7:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...is that the

[7:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh

[7:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was that Thanos?

[7:06 PM] Ryu: I hope they didn't make it too much like the MCU

[7:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Please welcome, Shawn Escayg" of Crystal Dynamics, and a Marvel guy.


Shawn Escayg Crystal Dynamics Marvel Avengers shirt Square Enix 2019
Shawn Escayg with an Avengers shirt consisting of Marvel heroes presented in a different order than the main screen?
(Read a few minutes later.)

[7:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't like the stage setup here.

[7:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "original Avengers game"

[7:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: With how the two guys are as far away as possible.

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: When they're supposed to be friends.

[7:08 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I think, I saw Taskmaster

[7:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe there's a reason for that.

[7:08 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I'm slightly interested now.

[7:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Like there'll be something appearing in the middle of the stage.

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Like a car?

[7:08 PM] Ryu: Would be interesting to see Taskmaster

[7:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I was thinking a turret mowing down the crowd.

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno who Taskmaster is.

[7:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...but that miiiiight violate a safety code.

[7:08 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Marvel vs Capcom 3?

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: I never actually played that lol.

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well.

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: I did.

[7:09 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :gil_shock:

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: But only as Amaterasu.

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: For one session.

[7:09 PM] Ryu: It's some guy who can copy the abilities of anyone

[7:09 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ^

[7:09 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: He has spidey swing

[7:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kirby?

[7:09 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: shield'throw

[7:09 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Hawkeye arrows

[7:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Features Captain American, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, and Iron Man.

[7:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: no Ant-Man r.i.p.

[7:10 PM] Ryu: I'm surprised the crowd didn't spoil Endgame

[7:10 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lol

[7:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's why they're on the sides.

[7:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They want to play a trailer of the movie actors.

[7:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Troy Baker

[7:10 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: oooh

[7:11 PM] Ryu: Nolan North is back

[7:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How come that dude is allowed to wear a fedora?

[7:11 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Because he can.

[7:11 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: That's all.

[7:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Exclusive content?

[7:13 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[7:13 PM] Ryu: Wait, that's it?

[7:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ........uh okay.

[7:13 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyesright:

[7:13 PM] Ryu: Scott what?

[7:13 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Thanks for hyping for nothing

[7:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They really cheered the social media manager.

[7:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Meagan Marie.

[7:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: That was something we already saw most of during the trailer they showed prior, lol.

[7:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I didn't know any game fans actually LIKE the social media manager.

[7:13 PM] Ryu: What is she wearing?

[7:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: This woman's clothes though.

[7:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol what the fuck

[7:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I like her coat.

[7:14 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: You'll have to admit, she looks pretty well

[7:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I took a screenshot.

[7:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...not in a creepy way.


Meagan Marie social media manager Crystal Dynamics Square Enix E3 2019
I swear, this isn't creepy.


[7:14 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Why do I have a feeling that certain fangirl screaming in the background was paid lol

[7:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We won't have random loot boxes or pay-to-win scenarios."

[7:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Massive cheers.

[7:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: It looks like whatever happened to that jacket was an accident.

[7:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A happy accident!

[7:15 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[7:15 PM] Ryu: that hands rub

[7:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol I noticed that

[7:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Release worldwide PS4, Xbox One, Stadia, and PC.

[7:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (rip Switch)

[7:15 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lel Stadia

[7:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We got you covered."

[7:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://tenor.com/view/rub-hands-together-black-guy-gif-5110440

[7:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PlayStation fans get a beta and "unique benefits."

[7:16 PM] Ryu: I'm disappointed by the cast of playable characters in that Marvel game

[7:16 PM] Ryu: Well, there's Ant-Man now

[7:16 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: ayy Ant Man!~

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: whoa

[7:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: May 15, 2020.

[7:17 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: 2 years from now eh

[7:17 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: not bad

[7:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...uh...

[7:17 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: maybe more info will be coming out

[7:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 2 years from now...?

[7:17 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: also no secret of mana. :frowning:

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought all those portraits representing releases was a meme at first.

[7:17 PM] Ryu: So, what's the big announcement for DQ?

[7:17 PM] Ryu: that text lol

[7:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Giant disclaimer.

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: And wouldn't mean anything.

[7:18 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: small text lmao

[7:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: That should be screencapped.

[7:18 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[7:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I screencapped the games.

[7:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Not the disclaimers.


Game logos revealed at Square Enix E3 2019 press conference
That's an impressive list of games and people being disappointed are absolutely silly.

[7:18 PM] Ryu: Well, I'm disappointed

[7:18 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: yep

[7:18 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: well

[7:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...

[7:18 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: The only good thing was Romancing SaGa

[7:18 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: that's it

[7:18 PM] Ryu: No good DQ news, Marvel doesn't seem that good, and no Secret of Mana

[7:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Why did you folks expect Secret of Mana?

[7:19 PM] Ryu: At least, there's Romancing Saga

[7:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Seems like a rather specific thing to judge the whole conference on.

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: A Secret of Mana collection was leaked.

[7:19 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Was hoping for a Seiken Densetsu 3 port to NA

[7:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol leaks

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or heavily rumored to the point people thought it was happening.

[7:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How long have I been speaking out against believing those?

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Ryu What was supposed to happen Dragon Quest-wise?

[7:19 PM] Ryu: Don't know

[7:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Totally invalid basis to judge a conference on.

[7:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This was great.

[7:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Best conference so far.

[7:20 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: No, this wasn't.

[7:20 PM] Ryu: ^

[7:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Ludwig Von Koopa Wrong.

[7:20 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Very disappointing.

[7:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably better than what Nintendo will show.

[7:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wrong about invalid.

[7:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: Right about this being the best conference.

[7:20 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: There was no new information for FF7 and FFXIV, which most fans were banking on their attendance for.

[7:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: What conference was better than this?

[7:20 PM] Ryu: I think it was SE themselves who said to watch for June 10th for some big DQ news

[7:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There was literally new information!

[7:20 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: But based on what I saw so far, this is the bet so far

[7:20 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: So you're not wrong

[7:21 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: But information wise, thjis was mostly junk

[7:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There was lots of new FF7 stuff!

[7:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Like Tifa and exactly how the battle system works now.

[7:21 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Tifa was rumored earlier

[7:21 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: but eh

[7:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ludwig a leaker called literally everything in the MS conference, which is why Nintendo then proceeded to take them seriously enough to send them a cease-and-desist letter.

[7:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well I mean we knew Tifa was THERE.

[7:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But this is the first time we saw her!

[7:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: So you can't blame people too much.

[7:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'll blame them big-league.

[7:22 PM] Ryu: Bethesda was entertaining

[7:22 PM] Ryu: not for the games

[7:22 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: lol for their blunders

[7:22 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Let's clap for that.

[7:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: FF7 Remastered looked good enough to where if it was on Switch I'd want it.

[7:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Same!

[7:22 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: I'm not denying that

[7:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: To the point that I won't buy the FF7 remaster...

[7:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dragon Quest Builders 2 looked good.

[7:22 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: but the information though

[7:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...because I'm assuming it'll eventually come to Switch.

[7:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it's a remake of an existing game, what more info do you want?

[7:23 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Oh well, I have a PS4.

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: Keep in mind I don't actually follow anything Square-Enix related.

[7:23 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: But most of the hype for FF7 for me is mostly gone.

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: So this was basically all news to me.

[7:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Mmhmm.

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: But

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't follow Ubisoft or PC Gaming and not really even Microsoft either.

[7:23 PM] Ryu: Xenoblade is kind of SE related :pikachu_lips:

[7:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I'm absolutely serious about expecting this to be better than Nintendo, which I'm expecting to be trashy Fire Emblem and Animal Crossing)

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: DEFINITELY not Bethesda.

[7:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: So that was all news to me as well and it sucked.

[7:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Ludwig Von Koopa Banjo in Smash though.

[7:24 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: :eyes:

[7:24 PM] Ryu: The new DLC character in Smash is enough to break the internet, so that's good for me

[7:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm also a sucker for companies treating the Switch like a legitimate console, too!

[7:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The worst part of this was that Life is Strange 2 YouTubers thing.

[7:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Weird.

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: This was the only conference so far (erm and there's only the Direct left) that even aroused positive E3 memories for me.

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nah

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: That wasn't the worst part.

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: The worst part was that gun game.

[7:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Battlesomething 1944?

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: But that only lasted two minutes.

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah.

[7:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'll take generic wargame over YouTubers reacting.

[7:26 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: Batallion 1994 was eh

[7:26 PM] Ryu: Square-Enix was 60% FF

[7:27 PM] Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy: But I'd take that over Life is Strange

[7:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wonder what the online reception to that Avengers game is.

[7:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: I still like how Nomura dressed like he didn't give a single fuck.

[7:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is the most improved company from one year to the next.

[7:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wasn't the last one just a bad "direct"?

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Without even a stage?

[7:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.

[7:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It was really short and only showed trailers other companies showed.

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh yeah

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: The good thing about Sony not being here.

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wait.

[7:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot?

[7:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://twitter.com/FinalFantasy/status/1138265459235512320

[7:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh fuck

[7:30 PM] Ryu: The good thing about Sony not being there is that we didn't have to watch more The Last of Us 2

[7:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot of it?

[7:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought that said "Final Fantasy VII Remastered"

[7:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...no.

[7:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're a whole I off.

[7:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: And a whole word off because I misinterpreted it as "Remake" afterwards.

[7:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, hope y'all watch Nintendo for me tomorrow.

[7:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I gotta break Phoenix Wright into E3.

[7:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Don't show security this log before)

[7:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: GOOD NIGHT.



There isn't a log for Ubisoft because apparently they sucked that much that the other staffers didn't bother producing a log. Hopefully Nintendo tomorrow gets some form of content from KoopaTV. And shows content itself.


Click here to see Square's truly awful E3 2018 showing.
This was also much better than the previous log of Bethesda and Devolver.
Wendy does appear in the next log for Nintendo.

4 comments :

  1. "Did Barret just swear?"

    So you never played the original, right? XD (Barret swears all the time in the original, even if it was censored.)

    "Tetsuya Nomura is Sephiroth?"

    Nomura claims he identifies more with Xehanort than with Sora, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's Sephiroth too. XD

    Anyway, I thought Square Enix's conference was pretty great. :D

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    1. Censored is different than, you know, uncensored.

      But yeah we agree on it being pretty great, and right now I'm unique on the staff for thinking it's the best thing to come out of E3 2019. Currently fighting with 'em over that.

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    2. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't think he said anything in that gameplay footage that would have been censored in the original PS1 version. (After looking it up, it seems they strangely censored more of his swearing in the PC version.)

      The best thing? Hmm, I don't know about that... Nintendo's press conference was a lot of fun.

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    3. I guess I need to write the E3 2019 tier list soon.

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