I don't want to hear your justifications for it. “Nintendo is trying to be edgier!” “Stop being a prude, Ludwig!” “You should be proud that Nintendo is pushing its envelope! Doesn't KoopaTV do that?” “This isn't even Nintendo; it's Ubisoft!”
I hesitate to actually embed this on my website. So I won't. I'll hyperlink to it. With a nofollow tag on the hyperlink. That'll show them. If you're brave enough, then see if you can survive the whole 66 seconds:
Just Dance Unlimited: Naughty Girl by Beyoncé - Official Gameplay Trailer - Nintendo Switch
Since you're on KoopaTV to begin with, you probably don't value your own sanity that highly. Still, I'll try my best to describe what happened: In some apparent advertisement for Just Dance 2018 (and the game-streaming subscription service, Just Dance Unlimited), Nintendo and Ubisoft made and/or approved of a terrifying video of the #SASSY #NOFILTER Rabbid Peach from that awful Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle game that should've never progressed past being FAKE NEWS.
As you might expect for an advertisement for a bad dancing game, it's Rabbid Peach dancing to music I've never heard of. Apparently, it's from something called a “Beyoncé”, and that entity is quite popular on Earth. It's totally unknown to me why, because its song is atrocious to listen to.
Frustratingly, Rabbid Peach, along with a slew of other Rabbids, are all hanging out in front of the real Princess's castle. They're not being evicted. No one is even trying to get rid of them. You think the Mushroom Kingdom people would treat Koopas so welcomingly? Nope. But creepy alien rabbits are just fine for them?
|They're abusing the cute duck on the toilet |
with the Bowser-style collar from Ubisoft's E3 2017.
I have a big problem with the de-valuing of Nintendo intellectual property, especially when it involves my planet having to deal with creepy crap like this. These Rabbids are worse than Earth's refugee invasion hordes. They're bringing their “Beyoncé” culture here while spreading hideousness and misery, and as you might expect will never become productive, working members of society. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're Rabbids.
The night before the release of Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, Rawk wrote this, and it perfectly applies to what is happening now:
“This is why these Rabbids and their makers are as dangerous as they are desperate. Through shedding their Fake Tears they've got Nintendo right where they want them, and can now potentially do to Mario whatever they please, all under the cover of someone's newfound virtuism that for all we know has no bounds.”When they can do whatever they please to Mario, that also means they can do whatever they want to ME. I have a big problem with that. Soon they'll be dancing to whatever a “Kendrick Lamar” is in front of King Bowser's castle!
If you want good singing and not whatever a Beyoncé is, go play Soviet Missile Run. It features Ludwig singing a full song as early as the title screen if you wait a few seconds! It later re-appears in three further versions in the final boss fight, and then again in the credits! In the meantime, comment if you feel bad for Koopa Kingdom's woes.
Not all female alien rabbits are creepy or even unlikable. Compare Rabbid Peach to the beautiful Broodal, Hariet!