Back during the second Democratic Presidential Debate for 2016 (which happened in November — 8 months ago. How time flies!), I said this:
“The Dark Age of the Law is set to begin in 2020. 2020 happens to be part of the term of the winner of this presidential election. I firmly believe that nominating one of the Democrat participants of this debate would lead to the Dark Age of the Law occurring.”
I guess I'm off by four years. (So is CAPCOM.)
If KoopaTV was a crappy enough website to do this, I'd have this be auto-playing background music starting now whenever you go on the site:
The Dark Age of the Law.
It turns out that you didn't need Hillary Clinton actually elected for it to begin. How could I be so foolish? America already has President Barack Hussein Obama! That's corrupt enough. He's the one that promoted Crooked Hillary from a videogame-industry-attempted-murderer to Secretary of State.
And you know what she did as that? (Well, if you've been paying any attention at all to the news, you would.)
...Well, a lot of things. But we're going to focus on her having a non-secure personal e-mail server that she received and sent classified (including TOP SECRET) information on. FBI Director James Comey (aka the head guy of the Federal Bureau of Investigations) held an unprecedented press conference yesterday basically saying how Crooked Hillary was extremely careless with very sensitive confidential information. Here's a summary of her words vs. Comey's:
That said, it's not news that Crooked Hillary is a liar. Everyone already knows that. She somehow beat Bernie Sanders (despite all of his efforts, including writing on KoopaTV) despite everyone in the United States knowing she's an untrustworthy liar.
What's news is what happened at the end of the press conference: The FBI won't be referring charges to the Justice Department. In other words, they aren't going to prosecute Hillary Clinton for putting the United States in danger. And, to be clear, they acknowledged it's probably true that foreign hostile dudes (not Koopa Kingdom, though) gained access to this information.
|Athena Cykes asking why Hillary Clinton would have a private e-mail server. (And erroneously calling her a professor.)|
The reason given by Hillary for why she would set up her own private e-mail server and not use the e-mail provided by the Department of State is that it was “convenient”, whatever that means. If she was worried about being inconvenienced by taking measures to keep national secrets a secret, she shouldn't be running for president.
Anyway, the real reason she did this is to hide information from the government and the public. Of course, she kinda failed in doing this, but we're measuring Hillary by her motives, not her results.
What information was she trying to hide?
|Replace “him” with “her” (her being a woman is central to her existence, after all) and “Prof. Means” with “Sec. Clinton”.|
Oh, and she hasn't confessed yet.
While Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State, foreign despotic governments were trying to get favours from the United States. They donated to the Clinton Foundation ran by her husband, former president Bill Clinton. Or they gave him outrageous money for “speeches”. In exchange, the State Department gave those favours to the donators. It's documented in the book Clinton Cash, and a movie version is gonna be released at the end of the month.
Summary: Hillary Clinton had her own private, insecure e-mail server with classified information. Bad guys likely got access to it. Hillary lied about it, trying to cover it up. (She even deleted half of the e-mails involved.) The FBI revealed her lies. ...And then the FBI chose to recommend that she completely be let off the hook, despite her violating federal law (18 U.S. Code § 793). The Justice Department accepted that recommendation. No charges. No punishment. Not even a slap on the wrist. (And she deserves, at the very least, a slap on the face.)
Essentially, Hillary lives under another set of rules than you peasants. It's all rigged in her favour, and the Dark Age of the Law is officially underway. No one can trust public institutions anymore. I surely don't.
|The victory Hillary Clinton seeks is United States presidency. (And then becoming Queen.)|
The truth and Hillary are like water and oil.
Also on a disturbing note: It's been proven that Crooked Hillary can't be trusted with confidential information, and were she still an employee of the government, she would be barred from handling it in the future. (And obviously if she were a normal person, she'd go to jail.) How would she act as president? Would she be barred then?
There is only one man who can rescue America from the Dark Age of the Law.
...And no, it's not Gary “Hillary is a wonderful public servant” Johnson the Libertarian.
|The man who will bring us out of these dark ages and into an era of brilliant golden light is...|
That man is Donald J. Trump.
Ludwig gets more and more desperate each passing week as the United States gets closer to Election Day in November. Pray there is a lot of relevant videogame news between now and then, or an increasingly larger proportion of articles will probably be about Hillary Clinton. No one wants that, right? At least it's a good excuse to have another Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney — Dual Destinies article. Hillary fully supports the “the ends justify the means” philosophy.
Back during the legendary February 2014 hiatus, KoopaTV deemed it the “Dark Age of the Blog.”
KoopaTV has officially endorsed Donald Trump here.
Donald Trump has become president, but The Dark Age of the Law remains.