KoopaTV's April 1 2015 Nintendo Direct LIVE REACTIONS!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - That was supposed to be Fire Emblem?

Been sometime, but Nintendo didn't lie. There really was a Nintendo Direct today!

Their interns are joking though.

 
I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, Vortexica is the other dude (breezin), and I don't know if Kamek even commented here but if he did he's Ultralink1000.

Watch it alongside us here:

 

 RawkHawk2010 4:56 pm
    I still don't see how people are excited over Metwo
    w
    Do you?

Compare this to his reactions in a bit over an hour.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    uh
    I see how.

 RawkHawk2010 4:57 pm
    We already played as him 14 years ago.
    Big whoop.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    He's presumably going to be redone.

 RawkHawk2010 4:57 pm
    Presumably?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    ...'cause he's gonna be balanced, yeah.
    So he has to get buffed somehow.

 RawkHawk2010 4:57 pm
    More redone than 90% of the other characters?
    Well

 Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    And he was one of the worst dudes in Melee.

 RawkHawk2010 4:58 pm
    Maybe he'll be the new Diddy

 Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    So yeah he's gonna have to get drastic changes.
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 4:58 pm
    It's not a good thing when I actively want my favorite characters to be bad.

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    But nowadays, any time anyone brings up Diddy for any reason, the conversation devolves into how broken he is in Smash.
    Awful.
    I'd rather him be the worst character in the game if it means not constantly hearing that shit.
    You should make your Mewtwo code a KoopaTV prize.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    wot
    no
    I'm fucking using it.
    Well
    We get two codes, right?
    Wii U and 3DS?

 RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
    but it'll cost $5 later
    yeah
    And you have prizes for the loyalty program that are fucking $40

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    Definitely using it on Wii U.
    ...don't know wot I'll do for 3DS

 RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
    Oh hey.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    Since playing the 3DS version isn't very fun with broken shoulder buttons.

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    Well I might take it if the trailer makes it look interesting.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    :|
    fuck you

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    Hey, you owe me.
    I gave you something once.
    Can't remember what.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    DK '94?

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    yeah
    and I think something else.

 RawkHawk2010 5:03 pm
    https://twitter.com/mechapirate
    I'm jealous of this guy's name.
    "Christopher Illicete"
    I assume that's pronounced "Illicit"
    which makes him sound like a cartoon villain

 Nintendork 13 13 5:08 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 5:11 pm
    The KoopaTV April Fools joke seems less like a joke than 95% of the articles we write.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:21 pm
    ...Yeah.
    I contemplated that a joke for us would be totally serious for everyone else.

 RawkHawk2010 5:26 pm
    i'm glad we didn't use blk
    cuz 1. i don't want anyone thinking that's a joke
    and 2. now it'd get drowned by the Direct.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 5:29 pm
    wait wait wait wait wait wait

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 5:30 pm
    did we forget to do that thing we do where we list the best articles of the past month?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    no
    That's tomorrow.

 RawkHawk2010 5:30 pm
    oh
    k

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    Same thing happened last year.
    Two April Fools stuff on April 1
    and the newsletter on April 2.

 RawkHawk2010 5:35 pm
    48 minutes in length

 Nintendork 13 13 5:35 pm
    whaaat

 RawkHawk2010 5:35 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6fY6CUEYgw#start=0:00;end=4:00;cycles=-1;autoreplay=false

 Nintendork 13 13 5:35 pm
    That's E3-size.
    Are we even having an E3?

 RawkHawk2010 5:37 pm
    Remember
    windows key + print screen auto-saves things

 Nintendork 13 13 5:37 pm
    To
    uh
    where

 RawkHawk2010 5:37 pm
    a folder called "screenshots" in My Pictures
    try it
    I've been addicted to it ever since I found out.
    I feel like I'm playing Pokemon Snap with the internet.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:38 pm
    I did it
    Don't see no folder.

 RawkHawk2010 5:38 pm
    Oh
    It's a Windows 8 mechanic.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:38 pm
    ...
    fuck you

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:41 pm
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DAN153/SRmug3_zps9xn2yoet.png
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DAN153/SRmug2_zpscetuabvf.png
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DAN153/SRmug1_zps4n1frp89.png

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    OBAMA

 RawkHawk2010 5:42 pm
    oh my god

 Nintendork 13 13 5:42 pm
    Amazing.

 RawkHawk2010 5:42 pm
    those first two pictures
    ahahahahahahahaha
    Ludwig, get that on twitter and hashtag the Direct

 Nintendork 13 13 5:45 pm
    wot's that gonna do with the Direct

 RawkHawk2010 5:45 pm
    we're in our sierra leone office
    preparing for the direct

 Nintendork 13 13 5:45 pm
    9:45 PM in Sierra Leone

 RawkHawk2010 5:45 pm
    betting sierran leone bank notes that certain things will be announced

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    https://twitter.com/TheREALKoopaTV/status/583385106024407040

 Nintendork 13 13 5:51 pm
    https://plus.google.com/u/0/100681585671379820655/posts/imMYBCP5PrJ

 RawkHawk2010 5:55 pm
    we're using youtube right

 Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
    I'm using Twitch

 RawkHawk2010 5:55 pm
    it's the only reliable thing
    wtf twitch?
    why twitch?
    dude use youtube

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    why

 RawkHawk2010 5:56 pm
    twitch ain't reliable is it?
    well fine, link me

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    uh
    The thing is naturally based in Twitch

 RawkHawk2010 5:56 pm
    link meee

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    k
    gonna begin with a smash trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    ...
    I need to take a shower.
    >_>
    But our office doesn't have running water
    E-M
    This isn't a trailer
    OH

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    SHIT
    IT IS
    IT'S SMASH TRAILER

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    called it

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:00 pm
    AHHHHH

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    Using Brawl music.
    Okay so
    uh
    ...all his moves are the same.
    Gogoat lazer gun is cool.

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    yup.
    all the same.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    MEGA MEWTWO Y
    SOME SORT OF MIND-WARP
    April 28
    $4 for each version

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    $5
    CALLED IT

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    Or some other price for something
    Free download code on April 15th!
    1.0.6!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    "Tweaked character balancing"
    "Additional downloadable content for Super Smash Bros."
    wot
    More costumes for Mii Fighters.
    Costumes inspired by major game series.
    WOAH
    MEGA MAN X
    AND MEGA MAN
    IT'S PROTOMAN MII

SEE LOOK!

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    where's goku
    FUNIMATION RETWEETED THE DIRECT DAMMIT

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    AHH
    Ness
    Ness getting wrecked.
    You go, King Dad!

 RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
    omg
    Is it

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    wot's that shithead
    AH
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    LUCAS

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:03 pm
    Lucas?

 RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
    LUCAS

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:03 pm
    what

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    "LUCAS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE"

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    They couldn't think of any other phrase, lol.

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    Claus
    Who's next?
    Roy?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    uh
    ARE THEY
    BRINGING
    MOTHER 3
    TO AMERICA
    "Lucas available June"

 RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
    NOPE

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    nope

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:05 pm
    Booo!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    "Can you think of anyone you'd like to see fight?"
    yeah
    Tingle

 RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
    King K. Rool

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    Dixie
    "Smash Bros. Fighter Ballot"

 RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
    the fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    Giant poll at smashbros.com

 RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
    It's like the Gamefaqs character battle.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    "Your gender: Male Female
    "

 RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    "We won't be able to accomodate every request"

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    Is Sakurai already fucking making Smash 6?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    (No requests from non-gendered people)

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    It sounds like he fucking is.
    Oh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    JIGGLYPUFF

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    "next wave of amiibo"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    ...Bowser Jr. ew

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    thought they were gonna say "next wave of characters"
    like, newcomers.
    Shulk via Gamestop, yeah yeah.
    Fuck exclusive retailers.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    So Sakurai doesn't get a vacation?

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:07 pm
    Mewtwo amiibo will be mine

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    Also, if Lucas amiibo sell really well, will they bring Mother 3?
    amiibo videogame demos for 3 minutes.

 RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
    how is this different from masterpieces

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    Longer? I dunno.
    "Reggie's amiibo"
    "Bill's amiibo"
    wtf
    Mari0 assigned to Super Metroid

 RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
    Oh
    I kind of like this.
    Oh shit

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    "Box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get."

 RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
    FORREST GUMP QUOTE
    FROM IWATA

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
    Nice.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    "Swapping game cartridges"
    Stop n' swap

 RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
    Iwata should come to Alabama.
    He'd like it.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    amiibo greatest bits as free download.
    Here's Mari0 Maker. Only option is Special Movie.
    The whole game is a movie.

 RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
    lol
    unforseen development hurdles, I guess.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    "30th Anniversary"
    Will Mari0 Maker allow us to make movies then?
    Iwata claims I have love for Mari0.
    "celebalation"

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    Iwata seems healthier than last time.

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    I think.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    I thought that was NSMB on DS.
    World famous level designers don't make a level that's just a bunch of spammed enemies.

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    first step for becoming a world famous level designer.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    Bill Trinen.

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    Well KoopaTV's first step was...something else.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    "New challenger approaching" shirt.
    Yoshi's Woolly World!
    ...I forgot it existed.

 RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
    I thought this was canceled.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
    ...woops.
    (I said it was my third-most anticipated game from E3 2014!)

 Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
    Classic Mode and Mellow Mode.
    Yoshi gets wings in Mellow.
    So it turns Yoshi into Kirby?

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    KAMEK JUST GOT KICKED IN THE FACE

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:13 pm
    Ouch.

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    You can switch any time.
    That's horrible.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    Yoshi yarn amiibo.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:13 pm
    WOAH

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    It's gonna be like the EXP All in Pokemon.
    wait that's an amiibo?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    Yes.
    That's an amiibo.
    #WoolyWorld
    They typo'd the hashtag.
    Green, pink, and light blue Yoshi wool amiibo.
    Splatoon!
    Did Trinen always wear glasses?

 RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
    "the octopus army"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    Dat Ranked Battle music.

 RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
    and yes

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Battle Dojo

 RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
    I still don't like the looks of these characters.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Local 1 on 1 battles with friends.
    Balloon competition.
    ONE MORE SPLATOON ANNOUNCEMENT
    Inkling amiibo.
    In-game amiibo box.
    ...sorta creepy
    Gives missions.
    Gives amiibo-exclusive gear.

 RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
    I like the squid amiibo.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:16 pm
    Ditto.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    Inkling squid/Inkling boy/Inkling girl pack.

 RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
    Don't like the squidlers
    or whatever they're called.
    "inklings"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    (Dat amiibo-DLC though)

 RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
    MKDS!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    ew Yoshi Touch and Go

 RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
    wut
    Touch and Go was awesome dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    Donkey Kong 64

 RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
    So was MKDS, solely for its soundtioj
    diuiwefo[juie\
    ZHZOw
    HOLY FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    ew YIDS

 RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
    DK64
    WHAT THE FUCK
    HOW

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    What's so surprising about that? <_<

 RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
    WHAT ABOUT JETPAC

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    $10-$12 N64
    YIDS is
    RELEASED IMMEDIATELY
    AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT
    For $10
    DK 64 April 16
    Indie reel now.

 RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
    Dude,
    this is huge.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    Rectangles
    I blame Anita.

 RawkHawk2010 6:18 pm
    DK64 was supposed to, like, never be re-released again.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    oh crap the rectangle turned into a person nevermind
    Pffft, you thought that?

 RawkHawk2010 6:18 pm
    Yes
    Nintendo could barely get emulation right.
    Much less remove entire sections.

 RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
    "players can each control a separate genital"
    that's how I heard it
    instead of "tentacle"
    Mudds.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
  
    :|

 RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
    I never beat Mudds 100%.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    I didn't know you bought Mudds.

 RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
    Loyalty discount.
    They stole our idea.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    We had a loyalty discount?
    In the store?

 RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
    And yeah Mudds was good.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    The only discounts we had was the DST promotion special

 RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
    Well loyalty "rewards", same thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    and reducing the prices of
    uh
    anything our former-marketer was part of.
    Are we gonna see Mighty No. 9 here?

 RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
    ninja pizza girl

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    And is Ninja Pizza Girl gonna be bashed by Sarkeesian?

 RawkHawk2010 6:21 pm
    as opposed to barbie devil girl.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    For expressedly saying she's a girl?

 RawkHawk2010 6:21 pm
    yes
    That's not allowed, you know!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    Would Anita support burqas then?

 RawkHawk2010 6:21 pm
    You don't want anyone thinking you're actually a girl!
    and ja
    jesus tittyfucking christ how long is this indie trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    Kamek hasn't said anything. (I guess Yoshi's kick in the face was too much for him.)
    We're not even halfway through the Direct.

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    IT'S BEEN LIKE THREE MINUTES
    Oh there we go.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    Trailer.
    Atlus!

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    Snowboard Kids?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    Wait.
    Could still be.
    You never kn-
    Oh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    ...these aren't snowboarders.

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    Not full-time, anyway.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    I saw a triforce on a wall.
    is this zelda

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    ...What do you think?

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    what is this

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    >_>

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:23 pm
    *Mute*

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    Reminds me of Persona.
    Hey, I like the music.
    It's kawaii desu ne.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:23 pm
    This seems oddly familiar...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    These characters remind me of
    uh
    the original characters from Hyrule Warriors.

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    One guy reminds me of Team Flare leader.
    Lysandre.
    well
    do we get a name

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    Yo, anime girl saying something in Japanese isn't helpful.
    ...
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
    THAT'S SMT X FE?!
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
    ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

 RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
    Laughing out loud.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:24 pm
    Ahahahahahaha!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    THAT'S LUCINA?!

 RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
    What the fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
    What
    the
    fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    NOW WHAT'S HAPPENING

 RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
    I never even suspec-
    It's ISIS.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    New Wii U title
    It's Fatal Frame!

 RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
    Hey
    To be fair during that trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    (I wonder if I'll get an IM from Feriku right about now)

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    I did say it looked like Persona.

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    Which is a spinoff of SMT.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:25 pm
    FF... FINALLY

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    Oh
    Nintendo 3DS software.
    I forgot Nintendo was obligated to care about that.

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    From the developers of the Kirby series?

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:25 pm
    So many characters are just blocks these days...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    HAL doing some block thing.

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    Wait
    I've seen this before. >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    It's literally all Thomas Was Alone's fault.
    Yeah it was in the last Direct.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:25 pm
    :)

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    Oh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    I kept making Polarium references.
    "Life's gooood when you're a ninja block."
    Pokémon Rumble World
    that's F2P

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    why does this music sound nothing like pokemon

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    Your Mii mega evolves.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:26 pm
    PIKACHU LOOKED DEFORMED

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    sounds like what they replaced Kenji Yamamoto's music with in one of the Dragon Ball games.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    I really liked Pokémon Rumble on Wii.
    Deformed Lilligant <3
    ...
    <_<

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    Poké Diamonds
    (this is how they get money)

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:27 pm
    Pay2Win?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    Mari0 RPGs

 RawkHawk2010 6:27 pm
    FUCK.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    2 brand new full-length RPGs
    oh.
    Puzzle & Dragons

 RawkHawk2010 6:27 pm
    Thought this was a segue into Paper Mario.
    God.
    God!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
    Mari0 gets minions.
    "Choose a leader like Mari0... or even Boo Luig1"
    (That's... quite a drop.)

 RawkHawk2010 6:28 pm
    This is the most boring, lifeless music they could possibly chosen for a trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    Here's Puzzle & Dragon Z

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:29 pm
    "You could have Mario, or his dead brother!"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    which has better music already.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    ...This looks a ton more better than that NSMB shit.

 RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
    isn't the Mario license supposed to...improve things.
    like SMB2?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    It literally reduced the quality.

 RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
    "claw its way to store shelves"
    that sounds like an insult
    like its dying

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    Only the SMB edition gets a demo.
    Attack on Titan 3DS

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    This is coming to America?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    Yes.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:30 pm
    I almost feel bad for never having seen Attack on Titan...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    Well

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    Yo

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    now the first two episodes

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    Go watch those.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    are on the Nintendo eShop

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    They're good.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    More S.T.E.A.M. shit?
    "feel free to download the demo"

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    No one cares dammit!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    wtf did Marth just say

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:31 pm
    MARTH SPOKE ENGLISH

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    It didn't sound inteligible.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:31 pm
    "I am ready!"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    "UPDATE ON THE WAY"
    "SPEED UP ENEMY TURNS"

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    I just learned the plural of "amiibo" is "amiibo"
    didn't know that

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    "Speeds are approximate"
    I knew that when it was made.

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    "literature's most famous trickster"
    thought that was gonna be john henry

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    Info on Streetpass Mii Plaza.
    That hasn't happened in a while.

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    for being revived with that cyborg arm.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    I never bought any of the games.

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    Me neither.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    Squidling hat.

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    Those should have been free.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    For Miis.
    Fishing game.

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    But I like the idea of streetpass fishing.
    A lot.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    Battleground Z

 RawkHawk2010 6:33 pm
    Puzzle & Dragon Z
    Battleground Z

 Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
    Beat down zombies.

 RawkHawk2010 6:33 pm
    What's next, Pokemon Z?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
    (Pokémon Z?)
    (...ya)

 Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
    Mii Plaza Premium?

 RawkHawk2010 6:33 pm
    Resident Miival.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
    Paid content.
    Streetpass birthdays.
    Nintendo turning Streetpass into a friendship management system.

 RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
    14 more minutes

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    "Fans of thosegames should prepare themselves"
    for Xenoblade Chronicles 3D.

 RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
    dammit don't waste time on this

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    Yo, preparing oneself isn't a Xenoblade quote.
    oooh soundtrack thing

 Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Shulk
    "A hero in the making"
    (He gets a remake and he's still not even a full hero yet?)
    "The new Fire Emblem game"
    Main character a very animu avatar.
    New trailer.

 RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
    created character is the main protagonist.
    Don't like.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
    Look if they have feet.

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    "What if" here is like Ted Cruz's "Imagine."

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    Also characters from this were in that SMT vs FE trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    "The glory-seeking Nohr"

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    I just saw the Lysandre guy.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    hm

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    I like the setting of this.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    "Whose side will you choose?"

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    Everything looks way better than Awakening.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    "You can only choose one path."
    uh
    I still need to play Awakening.
    I see feet
    I think.

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    Doesn't just look like a worse version of the Radiant saga like Awakening did.
    This is more...feudal.
    Ooh.
    Choose Your Own Adventure.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    Has that ever happened in FE.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    Peace-side is easier.
    Glory-side is harder and complex.
    Available 2016 in America.

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    I'll do For Glory.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    Animal Crossing cards.
    "Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer"

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:41 pm
    Return of Animal Crossing cards?

 RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
    um

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:41 pm
    I think I still have some of the old ones.

 RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
    Animal Crossing without chores.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    To be fair, doing people's
    AHH
    The cards are fake amiibo!

 RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
    who is "Marie"
    who is "Canele"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
    Available Fall 2015
    NFC hockey puck available same day.

 RawkHawk2010 6:42 pm
    I...wouldn't buy this.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
    Iwata to cover new title.
    Final game.
    Kart 8.
    ...Yo this game came out already.
    Animal Crossing DLC.

 RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
    i like the music

 Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
    I like the Animal Crossing emotion icons when they pose in the air.
    HUGE Mr. Resetti
    Random Dry Bowser.

 RawkHawk2010 6:44 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:44 pm
    In an AC DLC pack...
    Okay.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
    Mega Man costume
    Pac-Man costume
    Sonic costume

 RawkHawk2010 6:45 pm
    they bumped up the release to make up for Zelda

 Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
    1 more announcement for Kart 8.

 RawkHawk2010 6:45 pm
    k. rool
    okay they're putting a lot of effort into whatever the fuck this is.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
    50cc For for Everyone
    100cc Demands Technique

 RawkHawk2010 6:45 pm
    What is it, a Mario Kart feature film?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
    (50cc is really boring)
    150cc High Level Skill
    BUT NOW
    200cc
    IS HERE!

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:46 pm
    Woooooah

 Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
    ...........(Effort for a new difficulty mode?)

 RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
    oooooooooooooooooooh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
    So is this instead of F-Zero?

 RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
    So *this* is F-Zero.
    yeah

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:46 pm
    My sis will love this. She's always complaining 150cc is too easy.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
    150cc is too hard. >_>
    April 23 update available for free.

 RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
    that trailer ended hilariously abruptly.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    "CRAZY FAST! Braking is crucial!"
    I like the idea of using brakes.
    So F-Zero is dead/going to mobile.

 RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
    Well, that's that.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    Stay tuned for Nintendo Treehouse: Live With Splatoon.

We'll give endorsements on this later, but we can't wait for the uproar on the binary gender thing. Which we support.

 


KoopaTV is watching the Nintendo Treehouse with Splatoon right now, so don't go away!


The live reactions to Splatoon and more processing of THIS Direct all here.
Discussion of the amiibo-specific news here.
Ludwig had the opportunity to play with Boo Luigi here!