I am a prolific writer on KoopaTV, yeah, but I'm also the (...well, one of several) prince of Koopa Kingdom. With that comes RESPONSIBILITIES.
So I'm going to let you in on some of what that involves. ...KoopaTV helped make those responsibilities hard. And then I became a character in Mario Kart 8 and Super Smash Bros. 4, so I gotta keep making appearances with that!
|You sitting tight. |
Incidentally, my YouTube avatar.
Go past the jump break and sing along here.
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit under a tree
I'll tell you how I became the star of KoopaTV!
In glorious Koopa Kingdom, born and raised
In the Pipe Maze is where I spent some of my days
Composin' stuff, jokin', loathin' the tax rate
And tossin' some bob-ombs from my estate
When a couple of plumbers who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got my Doomship wrecked and my dad decreed
And said, "You're movin' with your siblings to KoopaTV"
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed Stuffwell and sent me on my way
He gave me a link and then he made it hyper
I sighed and I cried, and wet a diaper
Net neutrality cyberspace travel is slow
We should have stuck with the fast lane status quo
Is this what traffic to KoopaTV would be like?
'cause hey Google, take a hike!
But wait, I hear they don't even have a Google+ Group
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool Koop?
I don't think so, when I get there I'll see
I hope they're prepared for the prince of KoopaTV
Well the... network packet transferred and I got through flow,
But there was a dude who looked like a robo Yoshi-ridin' ho
I ain't trying to be bored I just got here,
Gotta bring Truth and Levity to th' blogosphere
I whistled for a Kart and got in Mario Kart 8
The license plate said gr8m8 and was rated don't h8
I didn't gave a damn and was going to pass by the door
But I thought, nah forget it, I'll be in Smash 4
I surfed through Blogger and got there in May
I yelled to Verizon, "Thanks for the valet"
Looked at my kingdom, and now I was free
Sittin' on my throne, prince of KoopaTV
Blame the Requests section of the site for this. You can buy our first CD at the KoopaTV Store here.
For more KoopaTV lyrics, check out our version of "Baby It's Cold Outside"!
Three years later, Ludwig declares parodying the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to be cultural appropriation.