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Thursday, April 2, 2015

KoopaTV's March 2015 Review Newsletter

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Plus an update and an answer.

We will go back to regularly scheduled videogame commentary next week. With that Nintendo Direct yesterday, well, damn, there is a ton to discuss there.

Speaking of yesterday, while we legitimately did make an account on Myspace, we are not going to legitimately update it. It was made for the sole purpose of yesterday's article.

So let's look at March 2015. It was the first month on KoopaTV where the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program was implemented! However, this current Round goes to the end of May, so there is still plenty of time to get into the action! The standings as of publishing (which you can check in real-time at any time here) are:
  1. Martino X — 29 points
  2. Samantha Lienhard — 11 points
  3. Ringabel Brave — 10 points
  4. Anthony Shaffer — 7 points 
  5. And everyone else who is below that. 
Only the top 3 actually get any prizes! You may see the... gap between #1 and #2 and be scared, but Mr. X ain't playing the Loyalty Rewards Program optimally. If you were to just begin now and play optimally, you could actually overtake him within two weeks time! Then you can win Club Nintendo rewards and eShop stuff. I have a $10 eShop card on my desk just waiting for Round 3 in July!

Speaking of Club Nintendo, we created a scavenger hunt at the end of March to give out the Fire Emblem: Awakening PIN redemption code. (As of publishing, I still have not played the game.)



The answers: Zelda Williams; Pac-Man; Truth; Republican Party; X button; Brittanny Brunelle; XY1012/XY738A; Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze/David Wise; 6 (Anita Sarkeesian, Artemis, Noxial, Judge Debra Nelson, Barbie Devil Girl, Rachel Jeantel); 6 (Little Mac, Jessie Go, Chad Joseph, Rachel Jeantel, Trayvon Tyson, Mad King Sharpnard); 2 (Anita Sarkeesian and Bendilin); Shigeru Miyamoto; M→W/Phoenix Wright; Plagiarism.

Now, for what these newsletters are usually known for: Ludwig's top 5 recommended articles from March 2015! In chronological order:
  1. Daylight Savings Time dooms the world
  2. Mario: Racist Oppressor! Cow Hater!
  3. Removing the lid off retro nostalgia
  4. The Trail-Blazing, Brave Women of Sexy Poker
  5. ISIS Invasion of KoopaTV Universe 
As usual, all articles on KoopaTV are worth your time and reading. We also celebrated Women's History Month (but condensed it into a week) and... all the articles that week had to do with women, somehow!

We lost custody of the TV Troopas to Noxial, who is missing in action. As a result, we need a new social media person (and new mascots). If you would like to work for KoopaTV, click here! ...And if you don't see yourself doing any of the jobs we have there, we can still fit ya in.

Oh yeah, we also have this KoopaTV Store. You ought to buy something from it.

KoopaTV coffee mug branded cup Sierra Leone Leones dollar 100
Like the KoopaTV mug! (One hundred Leones not included. ...Also it's a lot more pricy than one hundred Leones.)

This is the first newsletter review article to require the page-break. Must be because a lot happened in March! Share KoopaTV around to friends/enemies/random people so even more cool stuff can happen for April!

For last month's review, click here.
For next month's, click here.
For last year's review, click here.
Really need to read March 2016's? It's kinda lame, but click here.


  1. I'm just doing this for the points-from your nigga

    1. You could at least do it somewhere more fun for everyone.
      You'll like tonight's article.


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