By RAWKHAWK2010 - Xbox Done.
Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm RawkHawk2010, Ludwig Von Koopa is Nintendork 13 13, Kamek is Ultralink1000, YoshiRider is masteryoshirider, and friend of Koopa Keep Mariosun90 is ryudragon.
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
JACK IN THE SONY
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
abrupt start
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
automatons
Ultralink1000 9:02 pm
ugh
watching an ad
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
:|
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
carnival games
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
PlayStation = gaming platform
(not Microsoft)
Ultralink1000 9:03 pm
robots?
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
You're probably behind
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
Is that Grant Kirkhope's wife?
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
We're at a guy holding a pen
And a hot-air balloon
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
im at a dude on a ballon
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
DEATHMATCH
Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
awww i'm way behind
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
and now a hairless Pete.
and now a bald dude.
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
(EA's cage matches)
Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
hard core
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
And now teeth.
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
ya you're behind
Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
bald guy
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
inspiring
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
And now an eclipse
Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
crap
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
and now hellish looking bangs.
Dude needs to cut that shit!
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
where YR
nice beard
Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
new era
PS3
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
new era
Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
ps4*
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
yeah
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
NEXT
Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
sweet i'm set then
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
OH
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
SCEA E3
masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
huh
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
wtf so it didn't even start yet?
Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
SCEA? wha?
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
guess not
Hey YR
Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
sony computer entertainment
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
Sony's waiting on you.
masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
Sony got hacked again.
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
lol
masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
fucker
Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
hi
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
uh
nothing has happened yet
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
What if Sony apologizes again?
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
it's just a graphic
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
For that hack that happened years ago?
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
are you all just at a static graphic?
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
"Just so guys know...we're still sorry."
Ultralink1000 9:06 pm
yup
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
Hey we're talking about that hacking in MIS.
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
you guys*
masteryoshirider 9:06 pm
chad warden
Ultralink1000 9:06 pm
NEXT:
SCEA E3 2013
Press Conference
______________
LIVE!
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
Sony for worst conference so far
ya that one
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
Diabetus @The_Betus1mWelcome to the Sony conference what the hell is happening
Diabetus @The_BetusnowSolid conference, see y'all next year
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Nintendo's gonna win easily at this rate.
Unfortunately this just means Sony is gonna go overtime.
Ultralink1000 9:08 pm
crap
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Maybe they're trying to get their RIIIIIDE RACEEEEER car on-stage.
...
*RIIIIIIDGE
Ultralink1000 9:08 pm
Probably busy putting ANOTHER car onstage
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
ya
Exactly.
Maybe EA sabotaged them.
Just for fun.
Ultralink1000 9:09 pm
or rendering more old man faces
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
They're secretly supporting Steambox.
Or the Ouya.
masteryoshirider 9:09 pm
Revenge of Ong
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
"I wasn't invited to E3?! THEN YOU MUST DIE"
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
Ong of Gameloft
Faces of Ong
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
Ong was part of the Sexy Poker team?
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
yah
The Wand of Gamelon and The Wand of Gameloft are the same thing.
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
Is this IGN's fault?
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
no
Ultralink1000 9:12 pm
what if this is ign
are we missing it?
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
Everyone on Twitter is saying the same thing.
Wario64 @Wario6417sLooks like #PS4NoE3Show was a success guys. Great job
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
#SonyE3 is top-trending
RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
yah
and all the tweets are talking about them being late
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
OrangeRight @OrangeRight 45s Not to be outdone by Microsoft, Sony's conference has no audio AND no video. #sonye3
masteryoshirider 9:14 pm
Chad Warden took over E3.
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
Apparently Aisha Taylor called the Wii U an "abandoned platform."
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Yeah.
Ultralink1000 9:15 pm
yeeeah
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Kamek and I saw her say that.
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
so yeah
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
(she's also married)
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
ubisoft's not gonna support it
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
So Nintendo and Sega only?
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
that's why they deexclusified Rayman.
Guess so.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
And an army of indies?
...So that IS just the Dreamcast.
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
yuh
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Well folks we're 1/4 through Sony's conference.
Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
Woot!
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
We've learned that the PS4 is just about the games!
...Yet no games have been shown.
In fact, nothing has!
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
That means we can talk about anything and have an excuse to publish it!
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
AHH
IT STARTED
Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
finally
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
one minute
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
ONE MINUTE
ONE MINUTE
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
ROFL
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
silence
Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
1 minute
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
audio goes away
Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
#1minute
masteryoshirider 9:16 pm
wtf
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
hilarious
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
No video either
Ultralink1000 9:17 pm
....
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
elevator music
Ultralink1000 9:17 pm
audio?
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
black screen
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
okay
I see the stage.
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
was that chrono cross music
Ultralink1000 9:17 pm
black out
universe :D
masteryoshirider 9:17 pm
chad warden music
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
it kinda sounds like Ballin
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
ALL ABOUT THE GAMES
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
vita
Ultralink1000 9:18 pm
All about the music!
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
so let's put people in the shapes of the buttons and dance
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
This is already better than Microsoft's.
Ultralink1000 9:19 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
did I just see
Animal Crossing?
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
They're showing more interesting things.
Uh
I saw KK Slider.
Ultralink1000 9:20 pm
i'm lagging
something awful
jack hwo
who o.O
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
CEO
Of SCEA
Ultralink1000 9:21 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
Jack Trenton.
*Tretton
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
Jack scares me.
Ultralink1000 9:21 pm
That delay killed my enthusiasm
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
Sony seems to have a more enthused audience.
Ultralink1000 9:22 pm
I'm lagging out again
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
lolvita
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
No Country for Vita
masteryoshirider 9:23 pm
kinect
Ultralink1000 9:23 pm
on their terms
*snicker*
that's it?
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
creepy hands
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Rayman Legends was on there
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
dual analog sticks
jab at 3ds
Ultralink1000 9:24 pm
"The Vita is amazing. You should really buy one. Please?
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
WTF
that backflip
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
scary as fuck
ew batman games
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
dem frozen bats
Doki Doki Panic?
Ultralink1000 9:24 pm
doki doki looked interesting
GoW on vita?
RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
meh god of war
meh final fantasy
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
X2 = XI?
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
meh walking dead
Ultralink1000 9:25 pm
good
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
ecosystem
buzzword
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
All these graphics are scary.
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
Creepy guy who backflips is STILL there.
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
Did he just do a handstand?
Ultralink1000 9:26 pm
I missed him
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
skype is owned by microsoft you fucks!
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
^
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
Don't advertise that!
Ultralink1000 9:26 pm
pretty sure that's every single one of them
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Nathan Drake with a beard
Ultralink1000 9:27 pm
what is he showing?
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Footage of a game that's already out
The Last of Us
Ultralink1000 9:27 pm
awww this again
why are we being showed this again?
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
'cause it makes PS3 look good
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
Well.
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
It's 0.1 points away from being the most critically acclaimed game of all time.
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
"get a move on"
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 9:28 pm
what the....
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
trailer ends
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
that was awful
Ultralink1000 9:28 pm
that was random
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
wot are we watching
Wot happened to Wonderbooks?
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
Are they this pressed for time?
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
PUPPETER
Ultralink1000 9:28 pm
apparently
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
That they're trying to speed everything up?
Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
that's my impression
masteryoshirider 9:29 pm
Would Chad Warden support this?
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
yes
Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
I'm still lagging a small bit now
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
(cutting-edge analysis YR)
Rain 2013 fall
Dafoe
Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
Is this the prequel to Heavy Rain
masteryoshirider 9:29 pm
Willem Dafore
Dafoe
Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
HOLY MOLY!
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
nah dat'd be Light Rain
Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
William Dafoe
masteryoshirider 9:29 pm
James Holmes
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 9:30 pm
This would be a much better movie
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
Jamaal
Ultralink1000 9:30 pm
We have to find Gosha
and eliminate him
masteryoshirider 9:30 pm
That dude looks like Geoff
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
FLYING CAR
Ultralink1000 9:31 pm
Nutshot
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
...wait this ISN'T a movie?
BEYOND TWO SOULS
Ultralink1000 9:31 pm
I mean it sounded cool
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
Gran Turismo 6
Ultralink1000 9:31 pm
whoa
they're seriously just dropping the trailers
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
ALL ABOUT THE GAMES
WHO CARES ABOUT CONTEXT OR FLAVOUR INTROS
See Ubisoft knew how to introduce something.
NEW TIRE MODEL
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
NEW SUSPENSION MODEL
Ultralink1000 9:32 pm
Tires for Smash 4
RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
more cars
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
Adoptive tessellation
Ultralink1000 9:32 pm
#Tessellation
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
no license plate
Ultralink1000 9:33 pm
A real person please?
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR
Ultralink1000 9:33 pm
YES! thank you
ugh
a NEW real person please?
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
unprecedented partnership
Ultralink1000 9:34 pm
Soooo we're just going to be talking about PS3
masteryoshirider 9:34 pm
batmayne
Ultralink1000 9:35 pm
Jim Carrey as the The Mask
Vs.
Batman
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
Black Mask
masteryoshirider 9:35 pm
WHERE'S BLACK LIPS
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
(along with Black Friday)
(Blast List)
Ultralink1000 9:35 pm
Did he just kill someone with a christmas tree?
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
(see the Ubisoft live blog for the rest)
Not as bad as the sprinkler.
Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
Was really hoping to see bane
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
BATMAN ARKHAM ORIGINS
Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
whoa
masteryoshirider 9:36 pm
DLC?
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
Does Tretton have a cold?
RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
meh batman
Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
weird audience reaction
RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
uh
which one is the 1960's
Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
exclusive skins
not bad
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
GTA5
Ultralink1000 9:37 pm
PS3 bundle?
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
September PS3 bundle
299 US dollars
Ultralink1000 9:37 pm
$599 US DOLLARS
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
Exclusive content.
Ultralink1000 9:37 pm
*cough*
habit sorry...
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
A cancer to the industry.
Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
Hot shots golf
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
PS4 time
Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
truly the epitome of a hit
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
someone new
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
dammit
Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
WHAT?!
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
I wanted to see Cercy.
Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
Daft Punk music?
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
aka real life Stu Pickles.
masteryoshirider 9:38 pm
House
Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
you can't do that!
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
Andrew House
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
Andrew House is an awesome name.
Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
That's the first track on Daft Punk's new album
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
Fuck Daft Punk.
Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
<__<
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
PS4 product design
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
ooh
we're finally gonna see it
uh
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
is it gonna
Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
:0
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
walk on the stage?
Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
Please don't lag
so blurry!
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
it's a brick
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
square
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
It's a stamp
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
FUCK
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
Sticker Star
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
IT'S JUST AS UGLY
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
PS4
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
what the
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
hppd ;pord
jhweiuhwd
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
It's a RHOBUS!
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
It looks like it's fucking
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
RHOMBUS
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
falling apart as we speak
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
RHOMBUS
masteryoshirider 9:40 pm
Ong?
Oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
ROFL
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
FERGUS!
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
He looks so uncomfortable
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
First rhombus
Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
"We would like to present you with this check for"
masteryoshirider 9:40 pm
Don't drop it Ong
Ultralink1000 9:41 pm
they dropped that pretty quick...jeez. At least show us the ports dude
masteryoshirider 9:41 pm
relevant and meaningful
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
dat fat hand
on the left
Ultralink1000 9:41 pm
cancer
definitely
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 3
2*
masteryoshirider 9:42 pm
where is kaz
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
this guy is gay
Ultralink1000 9:42 pm
oh dear
this guy....
Ultralink1000 9:42 pm
he looks like kramer...
and someone else...
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
gaymers
I thought this was all about the games.
Ultralink1000 9:43 pm
DAFT PUNK!
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
wot's this sony music shit
masteryoshirider 9:43 pm
who the hell is jack white
Ultralink1000 9:43 pm
Sony Music Unlimited did a special where it was $20 for the year
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
Is backflip guy coming back?
Ultralink1000 9:44 pm
I took advantage of that
Still use it sometimes
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
community
dat childish gambino
This is the end!
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
too many p's
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
"Sony Pictures is hard at work on Madden Curse."
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 9:45 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
bye
loser
Ultralink1000 9:45 pm
later dude
RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
Has Sony pulled a Microsoft?
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
As long as he keeps putting emphasis on the word GAMERS
Ultralink1000 9:45 pm
Stop lagging ;_;
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
everything will be fine.
RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
these jingles are weird
masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
oh shit
goatse
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
Where am I, the Shakespeare Theater?
masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
exploita ble
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
wot
masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
hands
Ultralink1000 9:46 pm
What's going on
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
where have you been
>.>;
NETFLIX
Ultralink1000 9:46 pm
Lagging ><
oh yeah...they mentioned that
netflix being on PS3
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
redbox instant by verizon
Ultralink1000 9:47 pm
yeah I got that
I'm better now
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
Live sporting events
all about the games
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
tv
movies
songs
Ultralink1000 9:47 pm
...
what's flixster?
masteryoshirider 9:47 pm
*Chad Warden interrupts*
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
dunno
GAME INNOVATION
RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
Someone said those hands reaching for the screen looked like goatse.
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
Shu Yoshida
Ultralink1000 9:48 pm
why are people cheering
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
this guy looks funny
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
who the hell even is this guy
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
Dunno.
masteryoshirider 9:49 pm
he's the iwata of sony
Ultralink1000 9:49 pm
Yes PS4 you are nice to developers
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
Rawk better adjust his dream idea.
Ultralink1000 9:49 pm
It's okay. I know...
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
"Titter"
Ultralink1000 9:50 pm
did he say walmart studies
studios ><
man i'm tired
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
dunno
12 brand new IPs!
PS4 exclusive
RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
there was a tweet on that screen that said
"Don't block used games."
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
in-engine
Ultralink1000 9:51 pm
cheering...
RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
santa monica
readyatdawn
whoeever they are
Sir Thomas Malory?!
But he's dead!
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
yes
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
He can't talk!
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
we know
PS4 reanimates people.
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
And Xbox One kills them?
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
or EA
Ultralink1000 9:52 pm
I wish I knew what was happening
they have radios apparently
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
And automatic rifles.
Ultralink1000 9:53 pm
*plasma
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
...And a plasma gun.
masteryoshirider 9:53 pm
wtf
Ultralink1000 9:53 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
THE ORDER 1886
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
um
Ultralink1000 9:54 pm
I don't understand
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
why is sir thomas malory using lightsabers
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Sony constrained for time
RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
so look at their website/social media
Ultralink1000 9:55 pm
ziplining is what I do best
RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
this voice acting
guns
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
KILLZONE SHADOW FALL
Ultralink1000 9:56 pm
HYPERRACERRACINGCARRACERCARSDRIVINGMORECARS
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
more cars
DRIVECLUB
inFAMOUS SECOND SON
Ultralink1000 9:56 pm
soooo just more trailers again?
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
dat mark leaving
masteryoshirider 9:57 pm
What if they showed the Smash 4 trailer here?
And Sakurai betrayed Nintendo?
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
:|
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
I don't like these faces.
lol
Sakurai is definitely in the audience somewhere.
Since he's at E3.
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
kinda weird to think about
Ultralink1000 9:57 pm
Soo this guy is the human torch and kratos
RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
but yeah he's still a sony fanboy.
this game again
Ultralink1000 9:58 pm
Who was THAT voice o_O
masteryoshirider 9:58 pm
I thought it was Wonderful 101 at first.
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
wot is it
KNACK
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
How many games is this one dude working on?
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
wtf is he saying
Ultralink1000 9:59 pm
Wooo! Launch titles!
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
1 minute
Ultralink1000 9:59 pm
0m
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
*cut off*
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
That'd be hilarious.
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
lol
TIME'S UP
RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
Quantic Dream
masteryoshirider 10:00 pm
sony's post-show delayed
Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
a what minute tech demo?!
RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
I keep thinking Quantic Dream and Quantum Break are the same thing.
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
real-time
Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
What does that mean EXACTLY
real-time
RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
who knows anymore
Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
That's not in-game
masteryoshirider 10:00 pm
weapon change
Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
is it?
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
"SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS"
is part of the game
Ultralink1000 10:01 pm
A snake!
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
it just shows up on your game in real-time
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
Oscar @YoshiRider12351s#Sony has saved #E3.
Ultralink1000 10:01 pm
OLD MAN!
The old man face!
old man monologue...
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
too intense
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
What if this was Wonderbooks?
Ultralink1000 10:02 pm
Hahaha xD
what the...
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
...
o.o;;;
masteryoshirider 10:02 pm
wtf
green screen
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
black guy is the imp
masteryoshirider 10:02 pm
LOL
Ultralink1000 10:02 pm
I love this old man
He's a real actor
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
good lord
Ultralink1000 10:03 pm
Oh screw all of you PS4
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
THE DARK SORCERER
praystation
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
I like this guy.
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
So they didn't REALLY talk about Vita besides
"please buy it"
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Why can't Iwata be more like this?
Ultralink1000 10:03 pm
That's all they ever say
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
'cause Iwata learned English.
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
hey its not over yet
masteryoshirider 10:04 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
ROFL
masteryoshirider 10:04 pm
Did they cancel the post-show?
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
"Up Next: Nintendo Direct"
Ultralink1000 10:04 pm
is what?
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
yeah
Ultralink1000 10:04 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
ADAM BOYES
dat infectious smile
Ultralink1000 10:04 pm
this guy makes me smile
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
He looks like a fish.
Joe Blow
Rare!
....nevermind.
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
SUPERGIANT GAMES
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
wtf
Looks like something out of Uprising.
Ultralink1000 10:05 pm
hurray?
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
500 million transistors
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
TRANSISTOR
Ultralink1000 10:06 pm
cloudbank?
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
Aurum Club
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
looked good until
gameplay started
Ultralink1000 10:06 pm
Thought that was a pokemon
registeel
Yeeeah I think I missed something
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
Transistor
But are there five million of them?!
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
self-publish own content
Ultralink1000 10:08 pm
shank?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
isn't this
uh
that
game
thug
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
Contra?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
that too
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ultralink1000 10:08 pm
what the
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ultralink1000 10:09 pm
uhhhhhhhh
RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
giant enemy crabs
Ultralink1000 10:09 pm
massive damage?
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
Dillon rip-off?
Ultralink1000 10:09 pm
Did that JUST SA- IT DID XD! Secret Panchos = best title ever
RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
is this plants vs zombies zombies
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
"GRAAAAAH"
Ultralink1000 10:10 pm
grrr
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
Odd World New & Tasty?
17-bit games
Ultralink1000 10:10 pm
o_O
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
sounds ugly
Ultralink1000 10:10 pm
what does that mean?
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
that's the name of the stuido
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
it's some company name
trying to be
retro
but one bit better
Ultralink1000 10:11 pm
did he say side-scrolling open world?
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
aka stupid
Ultralink1000 10:11 pm
Secret Ponchos man
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
why is it showing everything twice
they're trying to make it look like they have more games
Ultralink1000 10:12 pm
ugh he's white
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
...
Ultralink1000 10:12 pm
DEE-AB-low ><
RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
whoooooooooooooo
Wait
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
Square Enix
RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
Is that that guy who wrote Brawl's story?
Yeah
I think it fucking is!
Ultralink1000 10:13 pm
hahaha XD what a cop out
I think they would have been over time even if they didn't delay
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
Reality Fantasy
RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 10:13 pm
Final Reality
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
dat green tongue
Ultralink1000 10:14 pm
#greentongues
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
wtf
masteryoshirider 10:14 pm
muppet345
RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
So is this an Action game?
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
yes
Ultralink1000 10:15 pm
old man beard
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
was that
RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
Wait
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
Cloud?
RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
CLOUD?!
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
with a gun?
Ultralink1000 10:15 pm
old man smile
So many old men
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
FINAL FANTASY VERSUS XIII
RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
I don't know what the "Versus means"
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
NOT REALLY
Ultralink1000 10:16 pm
Did anyone else see Assassin's creed dude in there
RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
wait
what?!
So what the fuck is it?!
Ultralink1000 10:16 pm
...that was weird
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
FINAL FANTASY XV
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
...does that mean versus was canceled?
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
Did they just go from 13 to 15?
Ultralink1000 10:17 pm
I think they're releasing both
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
Where's fucking 14?!
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
kingdom hearts
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
I think this is the timeline just there
but who knows
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
Is this Kingdom Hearts 3?
Ultralink1000 10:17 pm
star fruits?
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
KINGDOM HEARTS 3
Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
whoa
oh
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
NOW IN DEVELOPMENT
Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
okay...
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
huh
Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
yay?
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
yeah so
Sony would be over the limit
FINAL FANTASY 14
ANNOUNCED
AFTER
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
FINAL FANTASY 15
Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
lol
dude just leaves
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
Square Enix can't count.
Just like Microsoft.
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
and EA
oh
they're still mentioning Vita?
wtf was that
...
uh
RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
did that just
happen?
Ultralink1000 10:20 pm
haha xD
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
it froze for a second
?
Ultralink1000 10:20 pm
You saw that too
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
WAS THAT JUST ME
...
Ultralink1000 10:20 pm
Nope I saw that
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
benches
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
....
Ultralink1000 10:21 pm
did it freeze again
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
yes
Ultralink1000 10:21 pm
or was that one me
xD haha what on earth
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
Needs more benches.
Ultralink1000 10:21 pm
Thought he said jinkies for a second
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
did he miss
and land into a tree
and it froze
Ultralink1000 10:22 pm
HAHA XD he missed!
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
?????
Ultralink1000 10:22 pm
What on earth is happening
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
double kill
I expected another miss.
RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
Why is Sony's video of Assassin's Creed so much better than Ubisoft's?
Ultralink1000 10:23 pm
good question
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
...I haven't thought of that.
poor guy on the wheel
just pushed
Ultralink1000 10:23 pm
*fired
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
I kinda want a PS4 now.
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
uh
they didn't
talk about the price yet
RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
That Final Fantasy game looked pretty ace.
Ultralink1000 10:24 pm
Did it freeze again
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
The only price they revealed was the GTA5 bundle
RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
And I don't even LIKE Final Fantasy.
Ultralink1000 10:24 pm
HAHA it DID XD
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
yes it froze
Ultralink1000 10:24 pm
Why is this so amusing
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
froze
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
ROFL
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
audience applause
Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
weeeeeeeeell
masteryoshirider 10:25 pm
LOL
holy shit
Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
so much for that
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
"fuck it we're ending this"
Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
^
Looks like...
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
I thought he was speaking a different language at first.
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
why does he talk like this
Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
*sunglasses*
They abandoned ship
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
rofl
Ultralink1000 10:26 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEAH!
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
Watchdogs again
Ultralink1000 10:26 pm
ugh
I'm so sick of watchdogs...
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
Sony doesn't care about time limit.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
This guy sounds nervous.
He's breathing heavily.
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
He's an alien.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
About to cry.
NO
NOT THIS AGAIN
Ultralink1000 10:27 pm
If something happens let me know. I'll be right back.
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
THIS FUCKING LONG ASS TRAILER
Oh
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
is it gonna be the same video
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
guess not
I thought it was gonna be that ten minute long thing
about money
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
NOW IT'S A 20 MINUTE LONG THING
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
still nothing interesting
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
doesn't care about the stop sign
RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
Sony should have ended with that Final Fantasy.
masteryoshirider 10:28 pm
Yeah
RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
whyyyyyyyyyy did they not end with that.
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
parking on wrong side of the road
masteryoshirider 10:28 pm
Assassin's Creed's fuck up was funny
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
^
Assassin's Freeze
he parked horribly
fucking double parked
Ultralink1000 10:29 pm
Assassin's Freeze: Black Screen
Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
lol
goatee
Ultralink1000 10:30 pm
sooo
what's going on
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
no idea
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
That guy reminds me of a teenage Mark Block.
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
:|
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
Wasn't he smoking?
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
oh
Isn't this game coming to the Wii U?
Ultralink1000 10:31 pm
this would get disorientating
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
yes
it is
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
Ubisoft didn't mention that though
Ultralink1000 10:32 pm
still think Rorshach could be the main character
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
dat ain't custody
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
conveniently placed boat
Ultralink1000 10:33 pm
"They'll look up at me and ask me to stop invading their privacy."
"And i'll look down and say"
"No"
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
This conference is longer than it should have been even without the delay.
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
FUCK
MORE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
STUPID
STUPID
STUPID
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
this could be NBL or something
RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
NO
NOT SPORTS
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
...
Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
ugh
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
this guy must be depressed
Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
face is gross
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
talks to a virtual version of himself
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
And they were doing so well...
masteryoshirider 10:35 pm
wtf
Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
What the
masteryoshirider 10:35 pm
mouth
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
NBA2K14
Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
Random Elder scrolls
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
Bethesda partnership
Ultralink1000 10:36 pm
For the record
Zenimax is an awesome name
RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
Looks like Kameo.
Ultralink1000 10:38 pm
How was kameo by the wy
way*
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
Spring 2014
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
Pretty alright.
Great for a launch game.
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
The 360's best.
This guy seems depressed.
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
are we done yet
Ultralink1000 10:38 pm
ugh
no
it just keeps going
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
world premiere
Smash 4?
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
smash 4
Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
smash 4
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
It's Wario!
wait
is this
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
close
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
*another*
Nathan Drake?
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
no
Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
Ike
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
Snake
Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
it's freakin' ike xD
Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
giant shoulder pad
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
Two arms, though.
Ultralink1000 10:40 pm
o_O
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
That was Nathan Drake.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
MAD MAX
Ultralink1000 10:40 pm
odd..
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
EVERYONE is Nathan Drake
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
Nathan Drake The Third.
Ultralink1000 10:40 pm
so apparently I can roll over people
what else
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
I have no idea who Mad Max is.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
this isn't by Naughty Dog though
SURVIVAL KIT
ONLY ON PLAYSTATION
okay
Ultralink1000 10:41 pm
UGH! WHERE'S MARK CERNY!?
masteryoshirider 10:41 pm
This could be it.
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
it should be ending
JACK TRETTON
masteryoshirider 10:41 pm
Announce the price.
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
not so bad
for a
START?
make this fucking end
EEEK
CREEPY HANDS
RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
I just realized
We didn't have to sit through a single second of Call of Duty.
Ultralink1000 10:41 pm
Call of Duty: Dogs vs. Plants Vs. Zombies
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
...yet
RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
In the main conferences.
Ultralink1000 10:41 pm
ooooo
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
PS4
SUPPORTS
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
USED GAMES
Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
Woo!!!!
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
MEGATON
Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
Yeah!
masteryoshirider 10:42 pm
oh shit
Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
Legit happiness!
Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
audience cheering
Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
from the audience
Best moment
Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
"yes that's a good thing"
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
Holy shit.
Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
PS4 wins
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
Didn't think it'd happen.
Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
over Xbox One
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
Microsoft loses
instantly
Ultralink1000 10:43 pm
What were they chanting?
HAHAHAHA XD
Ryudragon29 10:43 pm
amazing trolling from Sony
RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
don't need to be connected online to play
MICROSOFT
OWNED
Ultralink1000 10:43 pm
This guy is such a troll
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
or any type of authentication
No checking online for single player games!
Ultralink1000 10:43 pm
Major pot shot at microsoft
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
Microsoooooft
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
last plaaace
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
masteryoshirider 10:44 pm
wombo combo
Ultralink1000 10:44 pm
Microsoft is getting beaten to death
masteryoshirider 10:44 pm
e3 style
Ultralink1000 10:44 pm
Happy feet!
Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
that ain't Falco
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
Do y'all think Microsoft will go back on their plans?
Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
There's no way they can compete.
Ultralink1000 10:44 pm
Woo!
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
So without the delay
they would be an hour and a half in
Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
He just made a million people happy
Okay
good
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
PS Plus memberships
carry on to PS4
RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
I don't even really like Sony and I'm being filled with warm fuzzy feelings
Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
Okay....
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
ya
Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
good
RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
Just to see MS get fucking owned.
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
Now Nintendo needs to get all this stuff.
Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
wait...
RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
Like, account systems and Nintendo Plus and stuff.
Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
wait wait wait
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
wot
Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
multiplayer online
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
doesn't require plus
but
there will be
Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
>_>
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
plus-exclusive features
Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
ah
okay
RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
Plus is worth it anyway.
Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
indeed
RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
There's almost no one who doesn't save mass amounts of money with it.
cuz of all those free games
Ultralink1000 10:47 pm
Woo! Secret Ponchos!
Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
Secret Ponchos felt
SOOO long ago
special for last
...
..........
BUNGIE
ACTIVISION
COMBINE
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
"Destiny"
Ultralink1000 10:48 pm
Destiny premiere!
o_O
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
Covenant?!
Ultralink1000 10:49 pm
Dinosaur aliens?
Haha EVO helmet
dude
wake up man lol
RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
music is definitely halo
RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
environments are definitely halo
Ultralink1000 10:50 pm
what
masteryoshirider 10:50 pm
halo on the ps4
Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
was that
in-game
oh
Ultralink1000 10:50 pm
what was jason jones
O_O
Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
...................
RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
is that his boyfriend
Ultralink1000 10:50 pm
dude
play the game
RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
what game
Ultralink1000 10:51 pm
Uh huh that's a big wall
I got it
RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
You have Destiny?
Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
he's talking to jason jones
RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
This reminds me of that one level from Nintendo Land Zelda.
Ultralink1000 10:51 pm
ghost o.o
RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
Death Mountain or wherever.
343 Guilty Gear.
Ultralink1000 10:51 pm
what did the ghost do?
now it's bloody dark
Nintendork 13 13 10:52 pm
I thought it'd be a lanturn.
But it made it darker.
RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
lantern*
Ultralink1000 10:52 pm
sweet lighting
RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
unless you really meant the poke
which woulda been badass
Ultralink1000 10:52 pm
did that on purpose
Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
fallen
Ultralink1000 10:53 pm
ooo
nice revolver
RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
ware these all real dudes
or ai
Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
AI
Ultralink1000 10:53 pm
*snicker*
RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
nice environments
Ultralink1000 10:54 pm
" I got him heheheh"
RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
cool weapons
Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
boom
YEES
Rixis
Archon Slayer
NOOOO
JOOOOONES
RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
"hentai!"
Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
we're not gonna talk 'bout dat
Ultralink1000 10:55 pm
so slow
RawkHawk2010 10:55 pm
The Nintendo Direct's gonna start at this rate.
Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 10:55 pm
true
Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
douchebag
"HAHAHAHAHAA OH THAT'S GOOD"
Ultralink1000 10:56 pm
ugh
Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
"What's its name?"
"Shut up and get behind me"
masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
I'm afraid that they'll show something like
Ultralink1000 10:56 pm
Someone get these guys off stage
masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
Wii Fit U
RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
Sounds like an Uprising quote.
masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
or
Wii Party U
or fucking Game & Wario
AGAIN
Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
are we talking about Sony
masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=2
Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
wtf
RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
Starly.
Ultralink1000 10:57 pm
is this the 10 minute thing
also she has a spartan laser
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
this log is going to be too fucking long dammit
they've been here
for almost 2 hours
Ultralink1000 10:58 pm
https://twitter.com/KevTehNev/status/344283631180730369/photo/1
microsoft might need this
Nintendork 13 13 10:58 pm
lol
sony is ruining my sleep schedule
Ultralink1000 10:59 pm
I have work tomorrow >> imagine how i feel
Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
IS IT DONE
nope
another trailer
Ultralink1000 10:59 pm
is that the guy from the Fifth Element
RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
He looked like Orochimaru.
Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
DESTINY
become legend
2014
Ultralink1000 11:00 pm
hey!
It's house
Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
lol
masteryoshirider 11:00 pm
How long is this going to last?
Ultralink1000 11:00 pm
i think that's it
Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
Nintendo in 11 hours
NOPE
WE GOTTA HEAR ABOUT
CLOUD-BASED STRATEGY
more creepy graphics
Ultralink1000 11:01 pm
he's going to talk about playstation garbage then finish
...okay...
Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
poor vita lags behind
Ultralink1000 11:01 pm
4 > 3 > Vita
Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
media partners
KoopaTV?
Ultralink1000 11:02 pm
:D
RawkHawk2010 11:02 pm
we're gonna write for playstation?
Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
399
Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
meh
RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
OH
Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
$399!
RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
MY
FUCKING
GOD
Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
WHAT
THAT'S
CHEAP
WHAAAAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
$399
$399!!!!
Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
That's still a bit...
masteryoshirider 11:03 pm
HOLY SHIT
Ryudragon29 11:03 pm
MS is beaten in every way
Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
Microsoft
Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
Microsoft loses
Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
wrecked
Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
It is now
xD
Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
how is NINTENDO gonna compete?
RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
price drop
to $300
Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
dat true consumer ownership
Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
Wow...
Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
Sony
competent
wow
Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
Wait what
Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
Took them two hours
RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
oh shit
Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
that's it
RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
final reveal
Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
So...no launch date?
Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
no this is a recap
RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
still watching
Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
Sometime in November/December 2013, I think.
Ultralink1000 11:05 pm
This year I know
Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
it's done
Ultralink1000 11:05 pm
SCREW YOU POST SHOW
I"M GOING TO BED
RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
Okay.
Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
okay
RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
Tomorrow is Smash 4.
DO WE HAVE
ANY UH
...last comments?
masteryoshirider 11:05 pm
I thought they canceled the post-show
Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
On Sony?
masteryoshirider 11:05 pm
well
This might very well be
the greatest E3 of all time.
Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
lol
Sony was competent.
Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
Greatest Sony E3 of all time
Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
Microsoft is ruined.
Yeah.
Sony did their best job ever.
Ever.
masteryoshirider 11:06 pm
Nintendo is expected to do better
Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
Sony > Ubisoft > EA > Microsoft
Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
Holiday season!
masteryoshirider 11:06 pm
I agree
Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
This year
Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
$399 This holiday season
masteryoshirider 11:07 pm
Smash 4 tomorrow morning.
Ultralink1000 11:07 pm
Traditional Used Games
Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
Reggie better be ready.
oh
uh
any thoughts on
FF Vs. 13
FF 15
and then
FF 14?
Ultralink1000 11:08 pm
oh god
watch this you guys
Ultralink1000 11:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA
Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
*watching*
...
Amazing.
Ultralink1000 11:10 pm
https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO
Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
okay
we done?
Ultralink1000 11:12 pm
aye
I think that's it
Aside from Sony trolling microsoft to the uttermost
Final thoughts really quick?
Nintendork 13 13 11:13 pm
Nintendo.
It's up to you.
You don't have easy streak.
YOU GOTTA WORK.
Ultralink1000 11:14 pm
Alright then
I think we're done for tonight
It would be tempting to go on for days about Sony XBONING Microsoft in its $599, DRM-ridden, Kinect-spying ass, but lest we forget the true megaton happening tomorrow morning.
Smash 4, dudes. SMASH 4.
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