KoopaTV's Live Reactions to Microsoft's E3 2013 Press Conference

By YOSHIRIDER123 - It wasn't good. 

Microsoft just had its E3 press conference today. KoopaTV was around to talk about it live. Check it out! Ultralink1000 is Kamek, I'm YoshiRider123, Rawk is himself, and Nintendork 13 13 is Ludwig.

10:09:25 AM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Are we doing anything for e3 today?

10:16:47 AMYoshiRider123 watching

10:20:18 AM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) When is the next nintendo direct?

10:20:54 AMYoshiRider123 tomorrow morning

10:21:55 AM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ><

11:32:38 AMYoshiRider123 e3 starts in a half hour

11:48:47 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yaaaha

11:54:14 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) wait

11:54:22 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) what site are we watching from

11:57:05 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) ...

11:58:12 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) The E3 2013 Microsoft Press Conference starts in:0 days 0 hours 2 minutes 5

11:58:19 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) okay

11:58:32 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) rebooting my computer to max out on resources

11:58:32 AM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) brb

12:03:02 PMYoshiRider123 fuck I don't have a link

12:03:28 PMYoshiRider123 oh

12:03:44 PMYoshiRider123 still another half hour from now >.>

12:06:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) good job YR xD

12:09:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) gonna watch through gamespot

12:10:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) meanwhile

12:10:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkCRl6lB2Jc&feature=youtu.be

12:10:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) what the fuck is this

12:13:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) so yeah

12:13:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Hey YR

12:13:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) You care about Killer Instinct 3?

12:23:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) where's the boss >>

12:23:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) school

12:23:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) told him to skip

12:23:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) but mope

12:23:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) nope*

12:23:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) he had to be a LOSER

12:23:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) (E3 > School)

12:23:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) o.O?

12:24:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ah

12:24:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) in the summer?

12:24:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yah

12:24:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) yuck

12:25:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yr where you at

12:25:44 PMYoshiRider123 here

12:26:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Where are you streaming from rawk?

12:26:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) http://www.gamespot.com/e3/

12:26:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) seems like a good stream

12:26:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) hasn't fucked up yet at least

12:26:50 PMYoshiRider123 *click*

12:27:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ...apparently Amazon is doing a giveaway during e3...

12:27:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) gave away 15 microsoft 800 points

12:28:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010)

Matt

10:27:40 AMMan, that was a classic.

Chad

10:27:02 AMWell, that concludes our liveblog of this year's Microsoft press conference. Thanks for reading, we'll see you next year!

12:28:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) lol

12:28:42 PMYoshiRider123 lol

12:29:15 PMYoshiRider123 Adam Sessler ‏@AdamSessler 5m

Um, this is Adam's wife. He can't get a signal out of MS conference to tweet. One place they don't want you always online.

12:29:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) hah

12:29:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) retweeted that

12:30:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) here we go

12:30:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) So is anyone going to post this for Ludwig?

12:30:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Whatever, he'll edit it later

12:31:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I'm watching from my 360 and the gamespot stream

12:31:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xbox flashed its esrb ratings

12:32:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) annnnd now it's the same as gamespots

12:32:56 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) oh fuck

12:32:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Thunder!

12:33:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) it's super effective?

12:34:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) http://www.ign.com/events/e3

12:34:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) backup in case y'all need it

12:35:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) If I need a third one then something is definitely wrong

12:35:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) lol wtf

12:35:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) got quiet o.o

12:35:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Wario64 ‏@Wario64 (https://twitter.com/Wario64)55s (https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/344130368758235136)Well, MS conference is on delay.

12:35:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) meh just a music change

12:36:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xbox got the esrb thing again

12:36:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) and it's like 5 seconds behind gamespot

12:36:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) the gamespot one was skipping for me though

12:36:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) ooh

12:36:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) here we go

12:37:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) metal gear creed?

12:38:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) my xbox has weird captionings

12:40:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) this chick singing is ruining it for me

12:40:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) eli

12:41:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I remember hearing something about kiefer sutherland being the new voice of solid snake

12:41:56 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ...or punished snake xD

12:43:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) awkward clapping

12:43:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ....Wait what?

12:44:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) What?!

12:44:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Another one?

12:44:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) o.o

12:44:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) New xbox live?

12:45:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) So....this is new. Someone is copying Sony?

12:46:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) diablo?

12:46:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) it's gotta be diablo

12:46:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) or WoW

12:46:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) or not...

12:47:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) BattleTanx for Xbox 360 confirmed

12:48:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) It's gotta be cool to be the introduction people voice

12:48:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) TANK TANK TANK

12:50:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) pickled herring

12:50:39 PMYoshiRider123 Nintendo of America ‏@NintendoAmerica 37s

Less than 24 hours until  Nintendo Direct @ E3 2013! #NintendDirectNA http://spr.ly/6017kmic

12:50:46 PMYoshiRider123 I love how they just posted that

12:51:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Okay, Max actually looks cool

12:51:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) and it looks like it should be for Wii >.>

12:52:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) smash 4

12:53:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) GIVE

12:53:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ME

12:53:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) THE LINK

12:53:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) http://www.ign.com/events/e3

12:53:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I'M DRIPPING WQITH SWEAT

12:53:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) AND RAIM

12:53:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) http://www.gamespot.com/e3/

12:53:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) You haven't missed shit yet

12:53:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) *clicks IGN*

12:53:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) >>

12:53:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) they've been talking about 360 the whole time

12:53:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...

12:53:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) o.o

12:53:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) yup pretty interesting stuff actually

12:53:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) *strips clothes*

12:53:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ...

12:54:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) is this

12:54:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) kid icarus

12:54:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I like this guy

12:54:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) chapter 18?

12:54:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) in the sky

12:55:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I want a game with the guy who plays that narrator

12:55:56 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) inb4 lev lieberman

12:56:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I need a shower

12:56:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xD

12:56:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) or a papert twel

12:56:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) or water

12:56:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I used to be a roman soldier like you...

12:56:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) this roman shit doesn't klook too interwesting that I camn't get sweat off my ass

12:56:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I'm not feeling this combat...

12:57:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) It doesn't feel right

12:57:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) QTEs

12:57:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) quick-tkime maevents

12:57:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) okay that line up was cool though

12:58:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) did the chARACTER

12:58:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) just

12:58:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) uh

12:58:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) teabag

12:58:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ?

12:58:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) INCOMING...shields

12:58:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ARROWS

12:58:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) shields

12:58:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) okay now this just looks stupid

12:58:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) OWNNNEEED

12:58:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) did they seriously just say

12:58:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "In the interest of time"

12:58:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) What does that tell you about the game

12:58:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) oh

12:59:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ign is behind you then

12:59:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) o.o;

12:59:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) spoiler alert then?

12:59:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yah so dont spoil

12:59:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yaaaaaah

12:59:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) signal when you're ready

12:59:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) #romancurbstomp

12:59:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) we'll hold those bastards back

12:59:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) wtf phone call

1:00:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Meh

1:00:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) some pharmacy thing for my sister

1:00:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) called the person on the line a loser

1:00:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I was really stoked for that.

1:00:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) and hung up

1:00:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) but then it was lame...

1:02:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) rice

1:02:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) son of rome

1:02:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I love the title

1:02:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) oh fuck

1:02:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) WTF

1:02:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) AHHH

1:02:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) HIGH-OCTANE ACTION

1:02:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) AHHH

1:02:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1:02:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) KILLER INSTINCT

1:02:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) rawk

1:02:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Meh

1:03:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) reaction?

1:03:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) personally admire

1:03:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...not rare

1:03:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) No one pesonally admires Rare.

1:03:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Sunset overdrive sounds like a racing game

1:03:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) not an FPS >>

1:03:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Ted Price looks funny

1:04:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) is it cloud

1:04:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) or crowd

1:04:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Parkour game?

1:04:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) notice how

1:04:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) o_O

1:04:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) they didn't even mention rare

1:04:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ya

1:04:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) so who knows if they're even behind it

1:04:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) what the fuck is this

1:04:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) They just referred to them as a first party developer

1:04:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Dude...nuclear soda

1:04:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) This is Microsoft's version of stylized gameplay

1:05:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) It's very Team Fortress 2-y

1:05:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Wait...

1:05:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Meanwhile we get Mad World and No More Heroes

1:05:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Am I watching an AD?

1:05:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) or is the mclarean thing  a thing?

1:05:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) McClarean just mentioned

1:05:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) so you're like

1:05:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) 10 seconds ahead

1:05:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) oh >.>

1:06:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) sorry?

1:06:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) whoa

1:06:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) okay, that's impressive...

1:06:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I guess

1:06:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Do these cars have to do with XBOX One?

1:06:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) FORZA 5

1:06:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) with a giant model car on stage

1:07:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Dan Greenawald

1:07:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (...sounds familiar)

1:07:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) How much did it cost to bring that in?

1:07:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Oh...I see what they're doing

1:07:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) The price of several PS3s

1:07:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xD

1:08:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) true innovation

1:08:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "They drive like people"

1:08:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) *crash*

1:08:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...

1:08:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Did he just say

1:08:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Driveatar?

1:08:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) yeeeeah...

1:08:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) I heard Drivertard.

1:08:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) wait...

1:09:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) it's learning how you drive

1:09:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) and then sends that to people

1:09:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) o_O

1:09:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) you become an AI?

1:09:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) yes

1:09:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I earn credits for doing nothing?

1:09:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) cool

1:10:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) More game footage...

1:10:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) this is actually pretty cool

1:10:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) how

1:10:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Conceptually

1:10:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xD

1:10:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) hahaha xD

1:10:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "Fast and Fair"

1:10:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) "Turning right" being a strategic move isn't cool

1:11:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) No that it tracks that and turns you into an AI

1:11:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I love how they just advertise "Fair" as a feature

1:11:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) which is  a step above

1:11:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Ghosts

1:11:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) That's true

1:11:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Where is rawk >_>

1:11:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) So MK Wii U is still gonna have ghosts

1:11:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) While Forza has like

1:11:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) adapting people robots

1:11:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) PHIL HARRISON

1:11:56 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (Where is YR?)

1:12:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) mobile device according to IMO

1:12:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Minecraft?

1:13:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) spoiler

1:13:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) He's trying to make up for the anti-Indie-ness

1:14:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Minecraft just now mentioned by name

1:14:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (which means the trailer just ended)

1:14:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ugh...

1:14:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) fine i'll watch it on ign

1:14:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) http://www.ign.com/events/e3

1:15:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) This guy has a chin like Tristan from Yu-Gi-Oh!

1:15:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Okay, where are you guys at now?

1:15:34 PMYoshiRider123 hey guys what did i miss

1:15:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ...he does

1:15:37 PMYoshiRider123 i went to go eat

1:15:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "causing a freeze"

1:15:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Killer Instinct 3

1:15:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) now trailer

1:15:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) You missed alot >.>

1:15:57 PMYoshiRider123 oh shit killer instinct

1:15:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Killer Instinct announced

1:16:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) chuck choice?

1:16:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) but Rare wasn't mentioned by name

1:16:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) And Forza 5 is having an upgrade of racing ghosts

1:16:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ugh....Now i'm behind >>

1:16:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) So they adapt

1:16:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...

1:16:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) <_<;

1:16:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "doctor you're the only one who can fix this"

1:17:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Trailer end

1:17:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) high guy

1:17:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) trailer still going

1:17:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) phoenix wright

1:17:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) no

1:17:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) liar

1:17:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) <.<;

1:17:45 PMYoshiRider123 lol

1:17:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) quantum break likes nice

1:17:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) D4

1:18:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...'kay why the hell can't this all be synchronized

1:18:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) to be fair the guy in purple looked like what's his name

1:18:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Phil just left

1:18:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Dave McCarthy enters

1:18:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Wait, that guy is phil harrison

1:18:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) was*

1:18:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ya

1:18:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) not the chin guy

1:18:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) The bald guy

1:19:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) SPARK SHOW ME RIVERS

1:19:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) MAKE DAT MOUNTAINS

1:19:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) SHOW ME FRIED CHICKEN

1:19:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) claude?

1:20:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "Take this rock. Its brain is empty."

1:20:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) oh

1:20:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) now you're like

1:20:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) 2 seconds ahead

1:20:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) that's good enough

1:21:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) he caught a geodude

1:21:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Actually I just took a long time to type that...

1:21:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) oh

1:21:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) <_<;;;

1:21:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) This looks interesting though

1:21:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) this one dude's voice

1:21:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) lol

1:21:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Get 'em Rockman!

1:21:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) poor mega man

1:21:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) He's a blood earthbender!

1:21:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) bloody*

1:21:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) wtf timeskip

1:21:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) 3 days later

1:22:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) the Moon already crashed

1:22:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ROCK MAN BECOMES

1:22:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I'm actually excited for project spark

1:22:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ROCK MECH

1:22:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...(Mega Man)

1:22:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Rock Mech!

1:23:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Claude looks hilarious

1:23:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) like a Black Ong

1:23:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Epic music

1:24:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ONLY because of the xbox architexture

1:24:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xD

1:24:11 PMYoshiRider123 I don't get it

1:24:19 PMYoshiRider123 Isn't MGS5 for PS3?

1:24:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Game DVR >.>

1:24:26 PMYoshiRider123 Why was it here?

1:24:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ....

1:24:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) that's a good point

1:24:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I never thought of thought

1:24:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) that*

1:24:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) it was always 360 and ps43

1:24:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) ps3*

1:25:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) really?

1:25:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) skull shirt

1:25:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I never got into MGS so....

1:25:26 PMYoshiRider123 oh

1:25:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I'm glad they're finally doing something with smartglass

1:25:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) im not

1:26:17 PMYoshiRider123 gif

1:26:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) roman dude again

1:26:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ?

1:26:19 PMYoshiRider123 material

1:26:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ....

1:26:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) killer instinct battle

1:26:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) sabre wulf

1:26:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) was that an innuendo

1:26:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) that was totally an innuendo

1:26:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Are millions really watching?

1:26:59 PMYoshiRider123 wtf sabre wulf

1:27:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Commentary?

1:27:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) So...

1:27:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) this doesn't even look very fun to be honest

1:27:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Let's Playing is going to become an easier thing now?

1:27:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Looks extremely repetitive

1:27:58 PMYoshiRider123 that guy's head is shaped weird

1:28:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) It also sounded really pretentious

1:28:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) saying "My followers"

1:29:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Super excited for Twitch

1:29:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) IF

1:29:11 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) it's for more than just a few games

1:29:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Man

1:29:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Am I the only one?

1:29:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) :0!

1:29:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) affirmative action

1:29:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) I just have no desire to play that.

1:29:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) REAL MONIES!

1:29:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Facebook has like a 5,000

1:29:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) friend limit

1:30:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) real money sucks

1:30:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Real money = taxes

1:30:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Thank goodness for Gold Sharing

1:30:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) hahaha xD

1:30:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Gamespot jacked up their sound

1:30:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) panzer dragoon

1:30:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) not getting any game audio

1:30:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) only audience sounds

1:30:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) uh

1:30:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) same here

1:30:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) me neither

1:30:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I think it's Microsoft's problem

1:30:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Yeah

1:30:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) uh

1:31:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) failure

1:31:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) that's why the audience is laughing

1:31:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) XDDD

1:31:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) That was really funny hearing the audience noises

1:31:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ...open world zombies?

1:31:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) oh >.>

1:31:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Meh

1:32:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) well

1:32:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "open world zombie" doesn't sound interesting

1:32:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) That zombie is straight up chillin'

1:32:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Hahaha xD

1:33:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Look at the zombie that broke the fence

1:33:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) creepy

1:33:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (fence just got broken)

1:33:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "aw crap!"

1:33:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "aw man it's a long way back!"

1:33:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) compelling dialogue

1:33:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Can I use the box as a weapon then?

1:33:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) XD

1:34:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Seems like a standard fare zombie game

1:34:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) random flashlight

1:34:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Nonchalently shoot flare

1:34:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Well this looks easier than ZombiU

1:34:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Still haven't played ZombiU

1:35:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) This Voice Actor for the guy sounds really whiny

1:35:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) this dialogue

1:35:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) is hilarious

1:35:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ^

1:35:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Is that my computer or is there some frame rate skipping

1:35:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) He reminds me of that rocker punk dude boss from Lollipop Chainsaw.

1:35:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Boxing Zomies

1:35:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Zombies*

1:36:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) The custom items look really neat though

1:36:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) All this would get old after a day.

1:36:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "Aw crap!"

1:36:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "zombies are still a threat"

1:37:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) while he's just instant-killing zombies

1:37:11 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) by driving through them

1:37:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) "Aw crap!"

1:37:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) SmartGlass?

1:37:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Dude

1:37:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) sweet

1:37:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) No one says "Aw crap!" when their car is currently upside down in the air.

1:37:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) lol

1:37:56 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xD

1:38:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) tell me rawk

1:38:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) where the hell did he get an artillery

1:38:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) so did he get blown up at the end

1:38:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) his iPhone probably

1:38:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) probably

1:38:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "YOU GUYS ROCK"

1:38:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) rofl

1:38:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) did he say dx11 graphics?

1:39:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Multiple user interfaces does not equal next gen

1:39:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Just saying

1:39:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) this guy is boring

1:40:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I'm more interested in the voice talent than some of these games

1:40:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) lol

1:40:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yeah

1:40:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Dude....

1:41:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) open world isn't always a good thing...

1:41:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Where did Ludwig go?

1:41:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) here

1:41:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) they just mentioned EA

1:41:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) maybe on YOUR stream

1:41:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) they just finished clapping

1:41:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) for Witcher

1:41:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) EA

1:41:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) DICE

1:42:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) HERE WE GO

1:42:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Okay pay attention

1:42:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) and be ready to print screen

1:42:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) don't they get their own presentation in 2 hours

1:42:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) yeah

1:42:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) just showing the game

1:42:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) So hijacking?

1:42:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) for now

1:42:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) no sound

1:42:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) hahahaha xD!

1:42:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) no sound

1:42:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) I don't like this guy.

1:42:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ANGRY SEA

1:42:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "Boo you stink!"

1:42:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (Angry Sun?)

1:43:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "we will start over"

1:43:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) lol

1:43:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "It's really cool, I promise."

1:43:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I like this guy

1:43:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1:43:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) EA GOT XBONED

1:43:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) he's ruining Microsoft's presentation

1:43:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) dude...I feel sooooo bad for that guy...

1:44:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) ROOOOOOOOOOOFL

1:44:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) lol

1:44:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) This

1:44:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) is

1:44:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) gold.

1:44:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) FUCK

1:44:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Was hoping they'd never get it to work

1:44:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Xbox Live Gold

1:44:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) lol

1:44:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) TAKE COVAH

1:45:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) This actually legitimately looks like fun

1:45:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) and the actors are good

1:45:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) nah

1:45:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) just another shooter

1:45:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I like the black guy

1:45:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Yeah, but it looks like fun

1:45:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) still loling at the guy who yelled "Na na na na na!"

1:45:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) when there was no audio

1:45:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Waiting desperately for someone to say "Aw Crap"

1:45:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) HAHAHAHA XD

1:46:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) "stay cooooool!" close enough

1:46:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) poor plane

1:46:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Was that an Inception brrrrrwang

1:46:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) that was totally the Inception noise

1:47:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I wish the movement was a little more...I don't know....

1:47:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Less FPS-y

1:47:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Movement seems like every other FPS.

1:47:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I know...

1:47:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) you're on a bloody sinking aircraft carrier

1:47:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) with water splashing

1:48:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) this is so boring

1:48:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I mean it was cool at first

1:48:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) It was more amusing when the sound didn't work.

1:48:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) footage should've ended

1:48:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) after he landed in the water

1:49:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Poor guy

1:49:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) he's still shell shocked from earlier

1:49:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) microbooth

1:49:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "before anywhere else"

1:49:56 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...So PS4?

1:50:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) yup

1:50:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) "Kinect'd world"?

1:50:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) oh

1:50:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) micro-protagonist

1:50:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) this is that game

1:50:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ?

1:50:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) wait nevermind

1:51:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Fireworks

1:51:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) lots of fireworks

1:52:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) fireworks indeed

1:52:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Exclusively for Xbox one

1:52:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) kick

1:52:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) punch

1:52:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) uh

1:52:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) The trigger animation

1:52:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) is in-engine?

1:52:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) um

1:52:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I don't want to watch that

1:52:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) that was it

1:52:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) every time I shoot a gun

1:52:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) lol

1:52:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) weird

1:52:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ooo

1:53:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Raggedy Anne

1:53:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) well

1:53:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) the rags are certainly there

1:53:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) This has

1:53:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!1

1:54:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xD

1:54:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) is this also in-engine

1:54:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Did NOT see that coming

1:54:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) wtf

1:54:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) AHHHH

1:54:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) MASTER CHIEF

1:54:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Raggedy Anne is actually Master Chief

1:54:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) that was dumb

1:54:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I was going to say that that had Final Fantasy written all over it

1:54:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Bonnie Ross

1:55:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) she looks cute

1:55:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) but

1:55:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) she sounds like

1:55:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) female Ong

1:55:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) her voice..

1:55:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) it's like pseudo valley girl

1:55:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) with professionalism mixed in

1:55:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ...

1:55:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) your journey with...Halo

1:56:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...

1:56:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Halo wasn't 60 fps before?

1:56:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) how did they live with themselves

1:56:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) <_<;

1:56:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) wooo!

1:56:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (ryudragon29) FPs usually are 30

1:56:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) awwwww

1:56:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) No one liked that price

1:56:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) shared our vision with XBOX One

1:56:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (creepy)

1:56:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) fortsa 5

1:56:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) well that's alot of money

1:56:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) shh

1:56:54 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) don't spoil

1:56:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) DAY ONE

1:56:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I'm not >.>

1:56:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) 2013

1:57:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) November

1:57:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Nobody liked that...

1:57:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) FOUR HUNDRED NINETY NINE dollars

1:57:11 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Then sudden clappying

1:57:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) fake laughter

1:57:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) lol

1:57:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) you can tell

1:57:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) that was canned

1:57:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Cheaper than PS3

1:57:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) And GAF was saying $300

1:57:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) If only he said US DOLLARS

1:57:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) GAF is incompetent

1:57:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Would have been better

1:57:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) so

1:57:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Wii U > Xbox One?

1:57:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) GAF was giving MS way too much credit

1:57:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Makes sense I guess

1:57:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) one last title

1:58:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000)  Wii U was $300 something

1:58:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) $300/$350

1:58:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) So I guess it makes sense

1:58:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Lol okay that was pretty neat

1:58:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) We gotta wait 7 hours for Sony's price

1:59:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Robot picks up the guy and he gets stuck in his stomach xD

1:59:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Space Marines?

1:59:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) is this call of duty

1:59:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) tanks tanks tanks?

1:59:35 PMYoshiRider123 call of doggy

1:59:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) They already showed Tanks tanks tanks

1:59:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ugh

1:59:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) MORE?!

2:00:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) oh lord...

2:00:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) TITANFALL

2:00:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) this guy's voice

2:00:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) wtf

2:00:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) shouldn't this conference

2:00:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) be over

2:00:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ??????

2:00:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) tit and fall

2:00:36 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) To be fair though he sounds better than everyone else in their speech patterns

2:00:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Wait...what's going on

2:00:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) he reminds me of an older francis

2:01:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) uh

2:01:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Francis from?

2:01:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Super Paper Mario

2:01:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) YouTube

2:01:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (my first instinct was Malcolm in the Middle)

2:01:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) If Gundam was American

2:01:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) That fat nerd with the missing teeth

2:01:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Nice mechs

2:01:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) oh

2:01:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) that guy

2:02:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Haha XD I like the Starfox esque coms

2:02:27 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) So do I.

2:02:37 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Oh no! Not Charlie!

2:02:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) still don't like this new trend of dialogue never being on screen

2:03:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) you mean

2:03:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) sub-titles?

2:03:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yea

2:03:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) They're always allowed in Options

2:03:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Yeah i like subtitles

2:03:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Just not by default

2:03:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) whoa

2:03:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) that was pretty sweet with the mech

2:03:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Yeah but see

2:03:45 PMYoshiRider123 is this halo + call of duty

2:03:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Reminds me of the Matrix Revolutions

2:03:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) It's hard to hear voices over all the BULLET SPRAY

2:04:07 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) well

2:04:11 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) They also have in Options

2:04:16 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Sound Effects volume

2:04:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Music volume

2:04:20 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Voices volume

2:05:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Haha XD okay that was neat

2:05:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) why is this trailer still going on

2:05:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yeah meh

2:05:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) What boundaries did that push again?

2:06:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) you know

2:06:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) the ones

2:06:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) about the stuff

2:06:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) so

2:06:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ....

2:06:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) thoughts

2:06:44 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Microsoft last place

2:06:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) It's disturbingly quiet after all that war noise

2:07:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) closing this preshow shit

2:07:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Rare Ltd. ‏@RareLtd (https://twitter.com/RareLtd)54m (https://twitter.com/RareLtd/status/344140166937587712)Announced at E3, the project that's been keeping us so busy: Kinect Sports Rivals, taking it to the next level at the launch of Xbox One!

2:07:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2:08:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Yeeeah....

2:08:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) rofl

2:08:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) that does sound pretty terrible

2:09:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Sooo general thoughts...

2:09:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) It's what's expected I suppose

2:09:17 PMYoshiRider123 well

2:09:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Well yeah, nothing unexpected.

2:09:23 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) a plethora of First Person Shooters

2:09:34 PMYoshiRider123 I liked the battlefield 4 fuck up

2:09:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) oh yeah

2:09:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) that was fun

2:09:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ya

2:09:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) good job EA

2:10:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) I feel like I need to take a literal shower

2:10:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) same

2:10:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) before EA's disgusting conference

2:10:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) oh

2:10:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I'll take a metaphorical one

2:10:56 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I feel like I need to take a shower

2:10:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) because I smell like shit

2:11:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I liked the Xbox Live changes

2:11:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Small but definitely a good move

2:11:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Like

2:11:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) gold sharing

2:11:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) and the two free games every month

2:12:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) did I miss dat part

2:12:10 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Yeah

2:12:11 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) But

2:12:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) The free games are ones no one wants

2:12:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Like games from 2007

2:12:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) I still want games from 2007.

2:12:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Yeah but it's good for people like me who didn't play them

2:12:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Halo 3?

2:12:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) That's true

2:12:59 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Halo 3 is worth $9 at any store

2:13:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) probably less

2:13:40 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ...

2:13:45 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Phantom Hourglass was 2007

2:13:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) ew

2:13:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) working on a picture

2:14:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) so thoughts on the price?

2:14:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) $499 US DOLLARS

2:14:08 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) $499 to be spied on?

2:14:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) naah

2:14:19 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Release Date?

2:14:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) November what >.>

2:14:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) November?

2:14:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) uh

2:14:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) No day given.

2:14:31 PMYoshiRider123 where is chad warden

2:14:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Just... November.

2:14:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I thought he said a date >.>

2:14:41 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) No, he said November 2013.

2:14:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) <_<;

2:15:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) uploading

2:15:37 PMYoshiRider123 holy shit

2:15:42 PMYoshiRider123 journey 2 trending

2:15:46 PMYoshiRider123 because of that halo trailer

2:15:50 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) xD hahaha

2:16:28 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) rofl

2:16:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) my penpal from Norway is unimpressed with the Xbox One E3 as well

2:17:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1001048_571411162881637_1269559812_n.jpg

2:17:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) just did that

2:17:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) good

2:17:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) sweet

2:19:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) ludwig go like it on fb

2:20:49 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) Ugh...

2:20:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) she also demands high fives >.>

2:20:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) uh

2:21:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) where is it

2:21:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) on fb

2:21:13 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) where

2:21:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571411162881637&set=a.102632519759506.5591.100000382740486&type=1

2:21:34 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) why is it unavailable to me

2:21:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) wtf

2:21:58 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) It's Public.

2:22:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) o.o

2:22:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) It's not on your wall

2:22:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) WTF

2:23:00 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) lets try again

2:23:29 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313)

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2:23:47 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) ditto

2:30:01 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) can you see that i made it my profile picture

2:30:38 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) no

2:30:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Your profile pic is still Reggie-Pit.

2:31:02 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) what the fuck

2:31:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Did E3 fucking kill Xbox?

2:31:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) facebook*?

2:31:24 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) yes

2:31:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) both

2:35:52 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) annnnd i'm bored

2:36:05 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) I feel like watching the EA thing again

2:36:22 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Is it worth watching the Microsoft part I missed?

2:36:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) meh

2:37:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) DK Vine (https://www.facebook.com/dkvine?ref=stream&hc_location=stream)

The "historic Rare IP" is Killer Instinct. It's not being developed by Rare. The game Rare is developing is the Kinect Sports. Holy shit. They managed to take newly-kindled enthusiasm for Rare and kill it in every direction. Bravo, Microsoft. Keep reaching for that new rock bottom.

2:37:31 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) and no, it was just generic 360 shit.

2:37:32 PMYoshiRider123 gaf back up

2:38:03 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) so Rawk

2:38:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) You said this conference would determine

2:38:12 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Rare's ultimate fate to you

2:38:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) (you said the last thing about past years of Microsoft E3s too)

2:38:32 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) That's a rather large ultimatum

2:38:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Well.

2:38:42 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Listen.

2:38:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) We had nothing to go off of before.

2:39:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) For the past two years Rare was only co-developing Kinect Sports 2.

2:39:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) So I thought hey, surely they have something else interesting in the works.

2:40:11 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) And then Microsoft fucking gets Rare fans hyped up with shit.

2:40:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Fuck em.

2:41:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Rare even said at one time they wanted to do KI

2:41:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) and would if MS ever let them

2:41:51 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) lol

2:43:04 PMYoshiRider123 lol

2:43:15 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) so

2:43:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Death of Rare?

2:43:18 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) or

2:43:21 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Hatred of Microsoft?

2:43:26 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Those are two different concepts.

2:43:33 PM[Koopa Keep] (ultralink1000) A little of both it seems >.>

2:43:53 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Microsoft killed Rare.

2:43:55 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) He's going to keep watching Microsoft E3s year after year if it's not the former.

2:44:06 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Uh

2:44:09 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) I'd watch it anyway. >.>

2:44:17 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) You'd watch it with INTEREST.

2:44:25 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Rather than as a metagame.

2:44:35 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) yeah

2:47:04 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) man

2:47:30 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Nothing is holding back my hatred for this piece of shit company now.

2:47:43 PM[Koopa Keep] (nintendork1313) Microsoft?

2:47:46 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) I wanted Rare to succeed even if I wouldn't touch the Xbone with a fucking ten-foot poloe.

2:47:48 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Yes.

2:47:57 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) But fuck it.

2:48:14 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) gaf dead again

2:55:39 PM[Koopa Keep] (rawkhawk2010) Fuck the Xbox One.

Xboned.

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