KoopaTV's Live Reactions to Ubisoft's E3 2013 Press Conference

By KAMEK - Ubisoft's Blackout Night

Welcome to KoopaTV's live thoughts on Ubisoft's side of E3 as they happened. Ludwig Von Koopa as nintendork1313, Rawk as rawkhawk2010, YoshiRider as masteryoshirider, MarioSun90, a member of Koopa Keep, as ryudragon, and yours truly as Ultralink1000. Let's watch the fun. 

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(rawkhawk2010) thirty seconds

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(masteryoshirider) kink

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(nintendork1313) y

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(nintendork1313) ?

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(masteryoshirider) link

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(nintendork1313) http://www.ign.com/events/e3

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(nintendork1313) ...REAL applause?

Ultralink1000 6:01pm

grammies

Ultralink1000 6:01pm

?

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(rawkhawk2010) ahhhhh

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(rawkhawk2010) its girl wood

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(masteryoshirider) why is everything dark

Ultralink1000 6:01pm

I like his sunglasses in the dark

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(nintendork1313) Ubisoft lost the lighting.

Ultralink1000 6:02pm

"Rowdies"

Ultralink1000 6:02pm

Is rawk going to be here?

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(nintendork1313) ...He already is?

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(rawkhawk2010) what the fuck

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(rawkhawk2010) What is the context of this?

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(nintendork1313) Doesn't matter.

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(nintendork1313) Better than Microsoft's conference already.

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(nintendork1313) Wii Music 2?

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(rawkhawk2010) am i on the right channel

[Koopa Keep] 6:03pm

(nintendork1313) change instrument 4

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(rawkhawk2010) I thought these Rock Band games ended years ago.

Ultralink1000 6:03pm

me too

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(nintendork1313) me three

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(nintendork1313) is that real

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(nintendork1313) or a plastic accessory

Ultralink1000 6:04pm

not sure

Ultralink1000 6:04pm

Looks really

Ultralink1000 6:04pm

big...

Ultralink1000 6:04pm

it has to be real if it's that thick

Ultralink1000 6:04pm

...

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(nintendork1313) ...

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(nintendork1313) Rocksmith 2014

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(nintendork1313) The fattest way to learn guitar.

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(rawkhawk2010) girl wood

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(nintendork1313) #girlwood

Ultralink1000 6:05pm

o_O?

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(ryudragon29) nice shirt

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(masteryoshirider) what happened to her hair

Ultralink1000 6:05pm

Legitimate questions

[Koopa Keep] 6:06pm

(nintendork1313) rocksmith 2014

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(nintendork1313) coming out 2013

Ultralink1000 6:06pm

figures

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it's like the cars

Ultralink1000 6:06pm

they come out earlier

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(nintendork1313) Will cars appear on stage again?

Ultralink1000 6:07pm

xD

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(rawkhawk2010) WTF

Ultralink1000 6:07pm

she seems happy to be here

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(masteryoshirider) kwanzaa

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(nintendork1313) Rawk seems to relate to her.

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(rawkhawk2010) uh

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(rawkhawk2010) i do?

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(nintendork1313) You didn't sleep either.

[Koopa Keep] 6:08pm

(rawkhawk2010) oh

Ultralink1000 6:08pm

xD she sounds like a person in a chat room

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(rawkhawk2010) frickin

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(rawkhawk2010) She sounds like SammyClassicSonicFan.

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(masteryoshirider) lol

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(nintendork1313) Ubisoft integrating social media.

Ultralink1000 6:08pm

xD

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(masteryoshirider) no stupid questions

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(nintendork1313) "what happened to your hair" = stupid question

Ultralink1000 6:09pm

that's a legit question

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(rawkhawk2010) economics

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(nintendork1313) Poor economics.

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(masteryoshirider) heard that as

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(rawkhawk2010) americuh

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(masteryoshirider) splintercell: black lips

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(rawkhawk2010) XD

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(nintendork1313) lol

Ultralink1000 6:10pm

NOW

Ultralink1000 6:11pm

This all sounds like an episode of 24

[Koopa Keep] 6:11pm

(nintendork1313) My exact thoughts.

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(nintendork1313) THE BLACK LIPS

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(nintendork1313) BENGHAZI CAMEO

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(masteryoshirider) black lips

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"Building a Dispenser!"

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(rawkhawk2010) Well.

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(rawkhawk2010) This certainly isn't beginning well.

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(nintendork1313) I liked the guitar.

Ultralink1000 6:12pm

I really want to full sceen this stuff

Ultralink1000 6:12pm

The different camera angles from IGN are messing with me

[Koopa Keep] 6:13pm

(nintendork1313) "Yeeeeees"

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(rawkhawk2010) michelle obama

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...in bed

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(nintendork1313) "Nothing more fun than a giant black lady screaming at ya. ...Especially in bed."

Ultralink1000 6:13pm

...

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there was a rayman iPhone game?

[Koopa Keep] 6:13pm

(nintendork1313) (It IS gorgeous)

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(rawkhawk2010) This game should be out.

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(nintendork1313) Yeah.

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(nintendork1313) It should.

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(rawkhawk2010) So

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(rawkhawk2010) Feels dumb to be watching trailers of it still.

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(rawkhawk2010) Hell, we've basically played the entire game!

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(rawkhawk2010) With those Challenge Apps.

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(nintendork1313) nuh uh

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(nintendork1313) There are like

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(nintendork1313) a ton more music levels

Ultralink1000 6:14pm

her boobs catch me off guard

[Koopa Keep] 6:15pm

(nintendork1313) RAYMAN PAWNCH

Ultralink1000 6:15pm

grrrreeeeeeeat

Ultralink1000 6:15pm

that threw me off guard...

Ultralink1000 6:15pm

She's way too intense

Ultralink1000 6:15pm

still...

[Koopa Keep] 6:15pm

(nintendork1313) I've seen that intro

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(nintendork1313) a lot of times

Ultralink1000 6:15pm

better than most of these guys

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(rawkhawk2010) wait

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(rawkhawk2010) is this another rayman

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(nintendork1313) no

Ultralink1000 6:15pm

John leguizamo?

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(nintendork1313) it's the same one

Ultralink1000 6:15pm

please?

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(rawkhawk2010) Oh

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(nintendork1313) oh hey it's the music

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(nintendork1313) that I favourited

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(rawkhawk2010) By "new" I thought they meant

Ultralink1000 6:16pm

What?

[Koopa Keep] 6:16pm

(rawkhawk2010) "new"

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(nintendork1313) From Endless Tower.

Ultralink1000 6:16pm

Origens is getting more levels?

Ultralink1000 6:16pm

origins

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ugh ><

[Koopa Keep] 6:16pm

(nintendork1313) No this is still Legends.

Ultralink1000 6:16pm

o.o

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(rawkhawk2010) meeeeeeeeeeeeeh

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(rawkhawk2010) lol

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This chick xD

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(rawkhawk2010) okay that line was good

Ultralink1000 6:17pm

She's something else

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(nintendork1313) ya

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(nintendork1313) oooh

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(nintendork1313) CAPITALISM

Ultralink1000 6:17pm

ooo

Ultralink1000 6:18pm

French people :D finally

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(rawkhawk2010) Is that the NRA president?

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(nintendork1313) he sounds funny

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(masteryoshirider) wtf

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(masteryoshirider) dat name

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(nintendork1313) Stealing from other people

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(nintendork1313) isn't capitalism

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(nintendork1313) <.<;

Ultralink1000 6:18pm

dude he's gotta be canadian

Ultralink1000 6:18pm

add "eh" to anything he says

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(nintendork1313) eeros

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(nintendork1313) Loot and proteck

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(rawkhawk2010) "deh"

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(nintendork1313) He's turning Irish.

Ultralink1000 6:19pm

haha xD

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(rawkhawk2010) AHHH

Ultralink1000 6:19pm

Seinfeld

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(rawkhawk2010) ZACH BRANNIGAN

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(rawkhawk2010) good lord

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(rawkhawk2010) This is some hideous character design.

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(nintendork1313) I think that's the point.

Ultralink1000 6:20pm

o.o?

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(rawkhawk2010) I like the frog.

Ultralink1000 6:20pm

ugh

Ultralink1000 6:20pm

did he really say that

Ultralink1000 6:21pm

can they do that?

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(masteryoshirider) dat censor

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(nintendork1313) The swearing? no

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(masteryoshirider) wtf

Ultralink1000 6:21pm

alphabet soup

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(nintendork1313) yes

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(nintendork1313) too much

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I like the tital

Ultralink1000 6:21pm

title ><

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(nintendork1313) digital crack

Ultralink1000 6:22pm

xD "Digital Crack"

[Koopa Keep] 6:22pm

(rawkhawk2010) I thought this game got canceled.

[Koopa Keep] 6:22pm

(masteryoshirider) I thought that game got

[Koopa Keep] 6:22pm

(masteryoshirider) yeah

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(nintendork1313) SOUTH PARK THE STICK OF TRUTH

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(nintendork1313) new publisher

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(nintendork1313) Probably how it got uncanceled.

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(rawkhawk2010) Who the fuck was the publisher before?

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(nintendork1313) dunno

Ultralink1000 6:23pm

Disclaimer

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That's how you do that

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(nintendork1313) Hashtag Nagasaki fart

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(nintendork1313) next gen time

Ultralink1000 6:23pm

xD

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(nintendork1313) pissy Internet

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Hashtagpissyinternet

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(masteryoshirider) frickin happy

Ultralink1000 6:24pm

jeez

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(nintendork1313) Ubisoft CEO

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how bloody tall is she

Ultralink1000 6:24pm

xD

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And she knows it

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(nintendork1313) Cubisoft

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(rawkhawk2010) vrery

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(rawkhawk2010) the cru?

Ultralink1000 6:25pm

lol she's trying so hard to make him interesting

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(nintendork1313) I guess.

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(nintendork1313) dat wheel

Ultralink1000 6:25pm

...

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(nintendork1313) dem wheels

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Tire for Smash 4

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(nintendork1313) ANOTHER CAR ON STAGE INCOMING?

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(rawkhawk2010) lol

Ultralink1000 6:25pm

okay that looked reall

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(rawkhawk2010) Carz: The Game

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(nintendork1313) Obligatory police

Ultralink1000 6:26pm

this is actually pretty intense

Ultralink1000 6:26pm

...random pickup

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(nintendork1313) I like the strings instrument.

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(rawkhawk2010) I still have no idea what the context is.

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(nintendork1313) Or what the actual title is.

Ultralink1000 6:26pm

what the...

[Koopa Keep] 6:27pm

(rawkhawk2010) Is this the whole game?

[Koopa Keep] 6:27pm

(rawkhawk2010) Just hauling ass from police dudes?

Ultralink1000 6:27pm

offroad $100,000 cars?

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(rawkhawk2010) Cuz I'm pretty sure this has been done before.

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(nintendork1313) You're harassing trucks too.

Ultralink1000 6:27pm

whoa

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(rawkhawk2010) that license plate

[Koopa Keep] 6:27pm

(rawkhawk2010) GET ITS NUMBER

[Koopa Keep] 6:27pm

(nintendork1313) Was it done with FERGUS?

[Koopa Keep] 6:27pm

(rawkhawk2010) A racing MMO?

Ultralink1000 6:27pm

FERGUS!

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(nintendork1313) THE CREW

Ultralink1000 6:28pm

ugh

Ultralink1000 6:28pm

lame

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(nintendork1313) early 2014

Ultralink1000 6:28pm

>.>

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did anyone see Wii-U

[Koopa Keep] 6:28pm

(nintendork1313) I didn't look for it

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(nintendork1313) I was wondering the same thing.

Ultralink1000 6:28pm

gah ><

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(masteryoshirider) girlwood

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I didn't see it

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(nintendork1313) Eliwood

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(rawkhawk2010) It definitely won't be.

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(nintendork1313) wtf

Ultralink1000 6:29pm

If I may say, you too look particularly rad

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(nintendork1313) change the status quo

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variety...of USA?

Ultralink1000 6:29pm

ALL the adventures of driving

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(nintendork1313) Take over a criminal organization.

Ultralink1000 6:29pm

seems legit

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(nintendork1313) Complete customization.

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(rawkhawk2010) "I like to think...fun."

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(nintendork1313) online persistent world

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(nintendork1313) finger circles

Ultralink1000 6:30pm

*finger spin*

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(rawkhawk2010) #alwayson

Ultralink1000 6:30pm

xD

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#fingercicles

Ultralink1000 6:30pm

Needs to trend

[Koopa Keep] 6:31pm

(nintendork1313) Rawk

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(nintendork1313) found your sub-titles

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(rawkhawk2010) guh

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(rawkhawk2010) huh

Ultralink1000 6:31pm

What's that controller

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(nintendork1313) FERGUS

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FERGUS!

Ultralink1000 6:32pm

you can driver there!

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(nintendork1313) SLY

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You can drive your cake

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and eat it too

[Koopa Keep] 6:33pm

(nintendork1313) So The Crew is stuck with ghosts

[Koopa Keep] 6:33pm

(nintendork1313) While Forza 5 has that human AI.

Ultralink1000 6:33pm

Forza is supposed to be more advanced

[Koopa Keep] 6:33pm

(rawkhawk2010) so can i

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(rawkhawk2010) go to my town

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(rawkhawk2010) in the game

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(nintendork1313) probably

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(nintendork1313) There will be a Southern rural city

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(masteryoshirider) with gosha

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(nintendork1313) (unless they count Miami as "obligatory Southern city")

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(rawkhawk2010) nuts and bolts

Ultralink1000 6:34pm

reminds me of Nuts and Bolts

Ultralink1000 6:34pm

xD

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(rawkhawk2010) can these cars fly

Ultralink1000 6:35pm

They should

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(nintendork1313) Maybe you unlock flying.

Ultralink1000 6:35pm

^

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(nintendork1313) You can clearly go on water.

Ultralink1000 6:35pm

FERGUS

Ultralink1000 6:35pm

This game....

Ultralink1000 6:35pm

what does it feel like?

Ultralink1000 6:36pm

It feels like something

[Koopa Keep] 6:36pm

(nintendork1313) GTA + Nuts and Bolts

Ultralink1000 6:36pm

Yeah....

Ultralink1000 6:36pm

the way the cars turn seem odd...

Ultralink1000 6:36pm

Or is that just me

[Koopa Keep] 6:37pm

(rawkhawk2010) Yeah.

[Koopa Keep] 6:37pm

(rawkhawk2010) The physics remind me of Nuts & Bolts

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(rawkhawk2010) ...in a uh

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(rawkhawk2010) ...bad way?

Ultralink1000 6:37pm

hmm

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(nintendork1313) friendly fire

Ultralink1000 6:37pm

PPPFFFFFFT!

Ultralink1000 6:37pm

xD

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(masteryoshirider) wtfv

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(nintendork1313) "comfort points"

Ultralink1000 6:38pm

#comfortpoints

[Koopa Keep] 6:38pm

(rawkhawk2010) eh

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(rawkhawk2010) looked alright

[Koopa Keep] 6:38pm

(nintendork1313) better than EA

Ultralink1000 6:38pm

FERGUS unlocked something

[Koopa Keep] 6:38pm

(rawkhawk2010) yah

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(rawkhawk2010) plants aside

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(nintendork1313) ya

Ultralink1000 6:38pm

Aesha?

Ultralink1000 6:38pm

"rad"

Ultralink1000 6:39pm

"killer!"

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(rawkhawk2010) That iPad looks ugly as fuck.

Ultralink1000 6:39pm

...did she cut him off?

Ultralink1000 6:39pm

I think she cut him off

[Koopa Keep] 6:39pm

(nintendork1313) wot about my GamePad

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(rawkhawk2010) Kinect!

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(rawkhawk2010) ROFL

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(rawkhawk2010) She just fucking referenced NSA.

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(nintendork1313) ya

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(rawkhawk2010) dominique gay

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(masteryoshirider) lol

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(nintendork1313) lol

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(rawkhawk2010) dominique GoshAY

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(nintendork1313) kinected

Ultralink1000 6:40pm

He looks like dolph lungrund

[Koopa Keep] 6:41pm

(nintendork1313) oh

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(nintendork1313) thought that was

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(nintendork1313) MY phone

[Koopa Keep] 6:41pm

(rawkhawk2010) kramer

Ultralink1000 6:41pm

xD

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(nintendork1313) lol

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They're watching me jerry!!!

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(nintendork1313) AHH

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(rawkhawk2010) I feel like I've watched this exact same conference before.

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(rawkhawk2010) Rayman

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(rawkhawk2010) Watch Dogs

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(rawkhawk2010) It's the same exact shit!

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(rawkhawk2010) From 2012!

Ultralink1000 6:42pm

really?

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(rawkhawk2010) pretty much

Ultralink1000 6:42pm

lamest security ever

[Koopa Keep] 6:42pm

(nintendork1313) stalking women

Ultralink1000 6:42pm

hashtag

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(rawkhawk2010) who does that remind us of

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(nintendork1313) bynum

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(nintendork1313) ?

Ultralink1000 6:42pm

I feel like he should be rorshach

[Koopa Keep] 6:43pm

(rawkhawk2010) Did a sprinkler just kill a dude?

Ultralink1000 6:43pm

nah

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(nintendork1313) lol

Ultralink1000 6:43pm

sure looked like it though

[Koopa Keep] 6:43pm

(nintendork1313) laughing yhystericlally

Ultralink1000 6:44pm

She's still bloody tall

[Koopa Keep] 6:45pm

(nintendork1313) just dance 2014

Ultralink1000 6:45pm

so many colors

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(nintendork1313) ...

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(rawkhawk2010) oh

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(rawkhawk2010) a wii u

[Koopa Keep] 6:46pm

(masteryoshirider) wii u

Ultralink1000 6:46pm

whoa

Ultralink1000 6:46pm

it is

[Koopa Keep] 6:46pm

(rawkhawk2010) A Wii U during an E3 conference!

Ultralink1000 6:46pm

I completely missed that

[Koopa Keep] 6:46pm

(rawkhawk2010) Crazy!

[Koopa Keep] 6:47pm

(nintendork1313) Rabbids Invasion

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(nintendork1313) Ubisoft is actually making its movies

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(nintendork1313) unlike another company we know

Ultralink1000 6:47pm

oh yeah....

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(rawkhawk2010) I can't believe the Rabbids are still around.

Ultralink1000 6:47pm

I thought I heard about that

Ultralink1000 6:47pm

me too

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(masteryoshirider) rabbids tv show

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Doughnut

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(rawkhawk2010) um

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(rawkhawk2010) what was it doing to that chicken

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(nintendork1313) wot would Gosha think about the Rabbids

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(rawkhawk2010) Well that looked terrifying.

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(masteryoshirider) reverse abortion

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(nintendork1313) ADORABLEEE

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(rawkhawk2010) "interactive tv show"

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(nintendork1313) giantess

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(rawkhawk2010) hello eee-threeeEEEEee

Ultralink1000 6:49pm

get off those 9 inch heels

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(nintendork1313) RUN YOU FOOL

Ultralink1000 6:50pm

^

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(rawkhawk2010) who done it

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(nintendork1313) lol Microsoft

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(nintendork1313) Xbox One

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(nintendork1313) TV invade living room with Kinect

Ultralink1000 6:51pm

how does this work with tv

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(nintendork1313) so is this like

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(nintendork1313) Blue's Clues?

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(rawkhawk2010) This is like those old-ass PC games that retsupurae retsupurae'd.

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(rawkhawk2010) That are just old western movies where you click to kill dudes

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(nintendork1313) moo

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(rawkhawk2010) If I played this as a kid I'd be fucked up.

Ultralink1000 6:52pm

I still need to know what the mooing is about

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(nintendork1313) core gamer goodness

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(rawkhawk2010) uuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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(nintendork1313) Assassin's Creed 4

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(rawkhawk2010) FUCK

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(masteryoshirider) asscreed4

Ultralink1000 6:53pm

finishing on the high note

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(rawkhawk2010) IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING

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(rawkhawk2010) EVERY UBI CONFERENCE

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(nintendork1313) token black dude

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(rawkhawk2010) Is the laughter coming from the E3 audience or the game?

Ultralink1000 6:54pm

I don't think he's going to die first though

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(nintendork1313) no idea

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(nintendork1313) game

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(nintendork1313) uh

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(nintendork1313) yeah

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(nintendork1313) black dude just fell to the ground first

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(rawkhawk2010) I thought the audience got bored.

Ultralink1000 6:54pm

xD

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(rawkhawk2010) And just started conversing amongst eachother

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Shoot the rope

Ultralink1000 6:55pm

even though

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he always has a blade

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(nintendork1313) so I guess you do more than just kill animals in this one

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(rawkhawk2010) I haven't paid attention to any of this.

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(nintendork1313) ASSASSIN'S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG

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(rawkhawk2010) Assassin's Creed IV: Black Lips

Ultralink1000 6:56pm

meh

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(rawkhawk2010) "all of the fun"?!

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(nintendork1313) She seems more excited than we are.

Ultralink1000 6:57pm

what?

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(rawkhawk2010) Nothing even fucking happened!

Ultralink1000 6:57pm

was his name?

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(rawkhawk2010) John the Dog?

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(nintendork1313) lol

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(masteryoshirider) These guys have the gayest names.

Ultralink1000 6:57pm

Finally

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(nintendork1313) BRUTAL pirate experience

Ultralink1000 6:57pm

a France French guy

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#swashbuckling

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(nintendork1313) So is this guy the tallest white male Ubisoft has brought out so far?

Ultralink1000 6:58pm

Yup

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She's still wearing heels though so he's taller than her

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Does anyone hear his lipsmacking noises

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(nintendork1313) ...

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(nintendork1313) in-game footage

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(rawkhawk2010) Did someone just boo?

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(rawkhawk2010) Or was that the girl orgasming?

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(nintendork1313) girl orgasming

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(rawkhawk2010) I like how direct in-game footage has to be specified now.

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what?

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(rawkhawk2010) Given how rare it is.

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(ryudragon29) that last guy wasn't France

Ultralink1000 7:00pm

>.> then what was he

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(masteryoshirider) pudwig look at my draft

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(ryudragon29) From here

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(nintendork1313) after the trailer

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What's with his accent then

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(rawkhawk2010) French Canadia?

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(rawkhawk2010) French Cananda.

Ultralink1000 7:01pm

Nah the beard guy was french canadian

Ultralink1000 7:01pm

right?

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(nintendork1313) This isn't gameplay footage.

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(rawkhawk2010) I dunno, I prefer not to deal with French people. 

Ultralink1000 7:01pm

meh

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(rawkhawk2010) French people are mean.

Ultralink1000 7:01pm

that was really meh

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(nintendork1313) wtf

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(rawkhawk2010) I've been to France. 

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(nintendork1313) MORE TITLES?

Ultralink1000 7:01pm

there's more?

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(nintendork1313) THEY'RE PAST THEIR DEADLINE

Ultralink1000 7:01pm

Are they running overtime?

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(rawkhawk2010) this was supposed to be fucking oooooover

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(nintendork1313) MOTORCYCLE

Ultralink1000 7:02pm

HAHAHA XD

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(nintendork1313) "ahhhhhhhh"

Ultralink1000 7:02pm

Trials?

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(nintendork1313) TRIALS FUSION

Ultralink1000 7:02pm

haha neatt

Ultralink1000 7:02pm

neato

Ultralink1000 7:02pm

Haha xD

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(nintendork1313) "failed landing"

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(rawkhawk2010) fuck

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(rawkhawk2010) I thought that was a gamepad.

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(nintendork1313) TRIALS FRONTIER

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(nintendork1313) I wanted that to be a Gamepad.

Ultralink1000 7:03pm

me too

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(rawkhawk2010) This looks pretty fun.

Ultralink1000 7:03pm

....mobile?

Ultralink1000 7:03pm

really?

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(ryudragon29) everything except Nintendo

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(rawkhawk2010) Never played Trials Evolution.

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(nintendork1313) The guy needs to hang onto the motorcycle handles

Ultralink1000 7:03pm

It's way better multiplayer

Ultralink1000 7:03pm

ugh....

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(nintendork1313) yeah

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(rawkhawk2010) Fuck you!

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(nintendork1313) even mobile

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(rawkhawk2010) 360 but not Wii U?

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(nintendork1313) but not Wii U

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(rawkhawk2010) Fuck Ubisoft.

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(rawkhawk2010) Boycotting them.

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(ryudragon29) French people don't eat poutine, silly Aisha

Ultralink1000 7:04pm

how is ubisoft singling out Wii U like this?

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(nintendork1313) At least there was a Wii U in the conference.

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(nintendork1313) Unlike EA.

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(rawkhawk2010) Basically, I'm boycotting anyone who could easily develop for Wii U but doesn't.

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(rawkhawk2010) Due to being bought out by Microsoft.

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(rawkhawk2010) Like Notch.

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(rawkhawk2010) Who just said a year ago he'd never be bought out.

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(rawkhawk2010) What a bitch!

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(nintendork1313) wtf

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(nintendork1313) MORE?

Ultralink1000 7:04pm

Ubisoft is taking all the times

Ultralink1000 7:05pm

Sankyu :3

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(rawkhawk2010) Resident Evil

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(nintendork1313) wrong game

Ultralink1000 7:05pm

feels like it but no

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(rawkhawk2010) THIS

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(rawkhawk2010) EXACT FUCKING TRAILER

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(rawkhawk2010) WAS HERE LAST YEAR

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(nintendork1313) ...

Ultralink1000 7:06pm

o.o;

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(rawkhawk2010) It was the one that led to the anti-government articles/

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(rawkhawk2010) I swear

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(rawkhawk2010) yeah

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(rawkhawk2010) this is it

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(nintendork1313) Black Friday

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(rawkhawk2010) Black List

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(rawkhawk2010) Black Flag

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(rawkhawk2010) Black Friday

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(masteryoshirider) Black Lips

Ultralink1000 7:06pm

o.o;

Ultralink1000 7:06pm

xD

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(nintendork1313) Black people

Ultralink1000 7:07pm

oh joy

Ultralink1000 7:07pm

thanks obama

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(nintendork1313) This trailer

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(nintendork1313) DOES seem familiar

Ultralink1000 7:07pm

never seen it

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(rawkhawk2010) Will ‏@RawkHawk2010now#blacklist #blackflag #blackfriday #blackbitch

Ultralink1000 7:07pm

Then we all swarm the amish

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(nintendork1313) lol

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(nintendork1313) Directive 51

Ultralink1000 7:08pm

ugh xD.....

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(rawkhawk2010) good fucking lord

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(nintendork1313) the narrators

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(rawkhawk2010) Is this a game or a book?

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(nintendork1313) are talking to each other

Ultralink1000 7:08pm

I can't hear directive without thinking WALL-E

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(nintendork1313) WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO SAVE WHAT REMAINS?

Ultralink1000 7:08pm

hello, you're on borrowed time

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(nintendork1313) wot's the game title

Ultralink1000 7:09pm

DIVISION!

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(nintendork1313) ya

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(nintendork1313) Heard the Division.

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(nintendork1313) PlayStation Wii heard was in bad shape?

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(rawkhawk2010) that's it

Ultralink1000 7:09pm

uh oh

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(rawkhawk2010) what if it was

Ultralink1000 7:09pm

got scared for a second

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(rawkhawk2010) and the conference just ended

Ultralink1000 7:10pm

I want there to be a Really Good studios

Ultralink1000 7:10pm

A Really Good Production

Ultralink1000 7:10pm

Bronson

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(nintendork1313) Dark Zone

Ultralink1000 7:10pm

That's interesting...

Ultralink1000 7:11pm

now trying opening that map with all that garbage there

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(masteryoshirider) ps4 controller

Ultralink1000 7:11pm

I like the yellow light

Ultralink1000 7:11pm

Would get annoying at night though

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(nintendork1313) Megan looks butch

Ultralink1000 7:12pm

Is this real in-game dialog

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(nintendork1313) I can't tell

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(rawkhawk2010) Google Glass?

Ultralink1000 7:12pm

Because they sound like what I would imagine PC gamers would sound like

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(rawkhawk2010) um

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(rawkhawk2010) That guy just jumped THROUGH the police car.

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(rawkhawk2010) Dunno if you guys saw.

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(nintendork1313) didn't

Ultralink1000 7:12pm

I didn't see it

Ultralink1000 7:13pm

XP?

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(rawkhawk2010) How do the characters sound this bored while getting shot at?

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(nintendork1313) "oh what's up Chris?"

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(nintendork1313) 'cause they're players

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(nintendork1313) not characters

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(nintendork1313) I think

Ultralink1000 7:13pm

It's gotta be players

Ultralink1000 7:13pm

or the weirdest voice acting for a game ever

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(rawkhawk2010) I think it's in-game.

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(nintendork1313) "I need to hop out"

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(nintendork1313) "see ya dude"

Ultralink1000 7:14pm

*hops out*

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(nintendork1313) you sure that's in-game?

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(rawkhawk2010) If it is in-game

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(rawkhawk2010) It's like

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(rawkhawk2010) the exact opposite of Dead Rising 3's.

Ultralink1000 7:14pm

xD

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(nintendork1313) The NPC is in-game

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(nintendork1313) <.<;

Ultralink1000 7:14pm

yeah

Ultralink1000 7:14pm

it's definitely players

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(rawkhawk2010) They're responding to the NPC.

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(nintendork1313) ya

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(nintendork1313) only way it's in-game

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(nintendork1313) is if the entire game is scripted

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(nintendork1313) "that gun is sick"

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(rawkhawk2010) It's funnier to think it's in-game.

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(rawkhawk2010) For reasons like the above.

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(nintendork1313) 15 minutes above

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(rawkhawk2010) "Check out Manhaaaaaaatten."

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(nintendork1313) "another group of players"

Ultralink1000 7:16pm

Yeah it's players

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(rawkhawk2010) fuck

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(rawkhawk2010) the game is ruined for me

Ultralink1000 7:16pm

DUDE!

Ultralink1000 7:16pm

THE DIVISION!

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(nintendork1313) TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION

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(nintendork1313) EPIC TITLE

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(rawkhawk2010) rofl

Ultralink1000 7:16pm

xD

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(nintendork1313) GAME REDEEMED

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(nintendork1313) GAME REDEEMED

Ultralink1000 7:16pm

Best part of e3 yet

Ultralink1000 7:16pm

i'm literally laughing out loud here

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(rawkhawk2010) Better than Plants?

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(nintendork1313) Ubisoft > EA > Microsoft

Ultralink1000 7:16pm

haha xD

Ultralink1000 7:17pm

nice

Ultralink1000 7:17pm

it could happen to you

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(nintendork1313) obligatory confetti

Ultralink1000 7:17pm

finally

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(nintendork1313) put on some pants

Ultralink1000 7:17pm

Make me >_>

Ultralink1000 7:17pm

...

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(nintendork1313) wtf how did she know I'm only in underwear

[Koopa Keep] 7:17pm

(rawkhawk2010) do that shit

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(nintendork1313) okay

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(nintendork1313) THEY'RE DONE

Ultralink1000 7:18pm

hashtag?

Ultralink1000 7:18pm

finally

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(nintendork1313) Thoughts?

Ultralink1000 7:18pm

jeez

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(masteryoshirider) booooring

Ultralink1000 7:18pm

The black chick sold me

[Koopa Keep] 7:18pm

(masteryoshirider) Worst than last year's

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(nintendork1313) The Division though

Ultralink1000 7:19pm

Yeeeah....DIVISION with Tom Clancy was the best

[Koopa Keep] 7:19pm

(rawkhawk2010) yah it'll never be the same

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(rawkhawk2010) Ubisoft's last year was the best cuz it was unexpected.

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(nintendork1313) Hopefully all the games will have come out already

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(rawkhawk2010) So now they're just riding the wave of expectation

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(nintendork1313) Okay so

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(nintendork1313) uh

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(nintendork1313) Just Dance 4 on Wii U

[Koopa Keep] 7:20pm

(nintendork1313) anything else?

Ultralink1000 7:20pm

meh

[Koopa Keep] 7:20pm

(masteryoshirider) mudwig look at my draft

Ultralink1000 7:20pm

I can't remember anything

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(nintendork1313) looking

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(masteryoshirider) I know I messed up the heading

Ultralink1000 7:21pm

Oh yeah!

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(nintendork1313) yeah

Ultralink1000 7:21pm

the car game

[Koopa Keep] 7:21pm

(masteryoshirider) i don't remember how to do it

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(nintendork1313) what the fuck happened with

Ultralink1000 7:21pm

The car game looked interesting

Ultralink1000 7:21pm

Rockband

Ultralink1000 7:22pm

digital crack

Ultralink1000 7:22pm

pissyinternet

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