KoopaTV's Live Reactions to EA's E3 2013 Press Conference

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - That conference retread old ground. And then tread it again over Elizabeth Brett's dead body.

Here are KoopaTV's live thoughts on EA's E3 conference, as it happened! I'm Nintendork 13 13, YoshiRider is masteryoshirider, Rawk is RawkHawk2010, and Kamek is Ultralink1000.

 masteryoshirider 3:53 pm
    ea about to start

 Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
    http://www.ign.com/events/e3
    okay
    I'm gonna post the live blog of this
    YR posts
    Microsoft's

 Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
    ...Kamek and Rawk can figure out between Ubisoft and Sony
    ya
    something like dat

 RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
    im here

 Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
    yo

 RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
    nothing i post on fb shows up

 Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
    ban

 RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
    At least a sixth of this conference is gonna be about Battlefield.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    wtf is this

 RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
    Despite us just watching it

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    IGN moron talking about
    "EA is trying to turn around"

 Ultralink1000 3:59 pm
    figure out what?
    When is the next one again?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
    EA = now
    Ubisoft = 2 hours from no
    w

 Ultralink1000 4:00 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
    Sony = 5 hours from now
    each KoopaTV member posts a conference's live blog

 Ultralink1000 4:01 pm
    But you weren't even there for the opening of the Xbox one >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    That's why
    I'M not posting that one.
    <.<l

 Ultralink1000 4:01 pm
    Who is?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    YR
    unless you want to
    >.>;

 Ultralink1000 4:01 pm
    Not particularly >.>
    just seemed odd

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    I'm doing EA's
    'cause of my SPECIAL AFFINITY TO THEM
    totally my favourite company

 Ultralink1000 4:01 pm
    SPECIAL ALL CAPS

 Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
    plants vs. zombies
    Where is YR?

 masteryoshirider 4:02 pm
    epileptic

 Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
    oh he's having a seizure
    k
    Peter Moore
    THE DOWNLOAD

 Ultralink1000 4:03 pm
    I like his beady eyes

 Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
    Electronics Ahhhts

 Ultralink1000 4:03 pm
    Oh dear are we actually in sync?!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
    LOL
    No Wii U

 RawkHawk2010 4:03 pm
    fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
    "FOR PLAYSTATION 4 AND XBOX ONE"

 RawkHawk2010 4:03 pm
    ea

 Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
    Define the consoles at launch.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
    dudebro dudebro dudebro dudebro dudebro dudebro

 Ultralink1000 4:03 pm
    xD "bioware employees over there"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:04 pm
    captivated
    NOOOOOOOOOOO
    brains for you

 Ultralink1000 4:04 pm
    Hahahaha xD!
    what?!
    What madness is this

 RawkHawk2010 4:04 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:04 pm
    I expected this to be Battlefield

 Ultralink1000 4:05 pm
    What the....

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    But it's Plants vs. Zombies

 Ultralink1000 4:05 pm
    It's plants vs. Call of duty

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    GARDEN WARFARE
    John Vechey from P--...
    AHHH
    COSPLAY

 Ultralink1000 4:05 pm
    This guy is living the dream
    a little thing like popcap

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    I wanna live the dream

 Ultralink1000 4:06 pm
    being at e3

 Nintendork 13 13 4:06 pm
    Xbox One first then 360

 RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 4:06 pm
    (reminds me of Twilight Princess)

 Ultralink1000 4:06 pm
    Someone screen cap that face

 RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
    that was scary

 Ultralink1000 4:06 pm
    that face has to be screen capp'd and captioned
    xD
    One hand clapping

 Nintendork 13 13 4:07 pm
    So are they gonna fuck up the sound in their own conference?
    Just wondering.

 Ultralink1000 4:07 pm
    Mansion base?

 RawkHawk2010 4:07 pm
    Hmm

 Nintendork 13 13 4:07 pm
    not bad

 Ultralink1000 4:07 pm
    Well

 RawkHawk2010 4:07 pm
    This actually looks...really appealing.

 Ultralink1000 4:07 pm
    I love the chili bean
    ...no stereotype

 Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
    lol
    girl plays the cleric
    k

 Ultralink1000 4:08 pm
    stereotypes ahoy
    sniper cactus

 Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
    psychotic white guy
    playing as sniper cactus

 Ultralink1000 4:08 pm
    sounds like a Metal Gear Solid thing
    Sniper Cactus

 Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
    DISCO KID

 Ultralink1000 4:09 pm
    oh dear...It's the BeeGees

 Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
    dizziness

 Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
    Audience is laughing.

 Ultralink1000 4:09 pm
    I love the imp

 Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
    (Unlike Microsoft they're laughing WITH EA, not at)

 Ultralink1000 4:10 pm
    very Raving Rabbids-esque

 Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 4:10 pm
    =-O

 Ultralink1000 4:10 pm
    CORN STRIKE

 Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
    Victory dance
    or not
    *claps*

 Ultralink1000 4:10 pm
    Did they just spoil the final boss?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
    Probably not.

 RawkHawk2010 4:10 pm
    Wow.

 Ultralink1000 4:10 pm
    o_O

 Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
    Either way.

 RawkHawk2010 4:11 pm
    I'm impressed.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
    That was legitimately good.
    PEGGLE 2
    JUMP
    ROFL

 RawkHawk2010 4:11 pm
    XD

 Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
    gif material

 Ultralink1000 4:11 pm
    ...
    that's it?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
    rofl
    I expected a trailer

 Ultralink1000 4:11 pm
    But I want to know about peggle too
    Hey it's that dude again

 Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
    He sounds more stoned

 Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
    "newcumbers"

 Ultralink1000 4:12 pm
    He seemed more comfortable at the Microsoft conference

 Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
    Annnnd suddenly all the charm is gone.
    buckteeth

 Ultralink1000 4:12 pm
    The popcap guy should be the MC

 Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
    "so many games retreading old ground"
    So the rest of EA's conference?
    YA I'M DA MAN
    Justin Hendry = Microsoft Pete?

 Ultralink1000 4:14 pm
    back
    miss anything

 RawkHawk2010 4:14 pm
    no

 Ultralink1000 4:15 pm
    Soooo it has multiplayer

 Nintendork 13 13 4:15 pm
    Nintendo apparently doesn't have a powerful system.
    Or an existing one.

 Ultralink1000 4:16 pm
    ...
    I thought I heard someone else
    while this guy is talking

 Nintendork 13 13 4:16 pm
    DICE's game

 Nintendork 13 13 4:16 pm
    Looks chilly.

 Ultralink1000 4:16 pm
    Okay someone is clearing their throat
    Whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 4:16 pm
    STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT

 Ultralink1000 4:17 pm
    that's big news

 RawkHawk2010 4:17 pm
    is that sasuke's voice actor

 Ultralink1000 4:18 pm
    Meh

 Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
    Need Fo' Speed
    RIVALS

 Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
    Collide at ANY TIME
    ...(Was that ever not true?)

 Ultralink1000 4:19 pm
    that name sounds familiar
    Craig sullivan
    hmm..

 Nintendork 13 13 4:19 pm
    Starts in single player and ends in multiplayer?
    ...Well that sounds interesting.

 Ultralink1000 4:19 pm
    Soooo what is this on?
    Xbox One?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    The One, I assume.
    WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD

 masteryoshirider 4:20 pm
    xbone yes

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    Oh so you can't end it in single player?
    Are we in multiplayer mode now?

 Ultralink1000 4:20 pm
    Whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    Is he holding a PlayStation Wand?

 RawkHawk2010 4:20 pm
    I think we've seen the only good part of this conference.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    Plants vs. Zombies?

 Ultralink1000 4:20 pm
    nice fleet of cops

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    Probably.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    But we got 40 more minutes.

 Ultralink1000 4:20 pm
    Yeah probably

 Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
    "COP COP COP"

 Ultralink1000 4:21 pm
    wait...so what's he doing on the tablet

 Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
    Helicopter

 masteryoshirider 4:21 pm
    playing smash 4

 Ultralink1000 4:21 pm
    oh o.o
    >_>
    Very gritty feel to it.
    O_O

 Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
    does the cutscene happen in-game

 Ultralink1000 4:22 pm
    okay...didn't expect that...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
    'cause the race didn't finish
    ANOTHER on-stage car?
    HE sounds like a zombie.

 Ultralink1000 4:22 pm
    movie

 RawkHawk2010 4:23 pm
    What's with all these car fuckers?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:23 pm
    Isn't this the guy who got Colombus Georgia closed down?

 Ultralink1000 4:23 pm
    random car

 RawkHawk2010 4:23 pm
    He probably puts his penis in mufflers.

 Ultralink1000 4:23 pm
    That looks like a really expensive mess

 RawkHawk2010 4:23 pm
    wait
    Is this the Need for Speed movie?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:23 pm
    yes

 Ultralink1000 4:23 pm
    yeah

 RawkHawk2010 4:23 pm
    So Madden Curse is next?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:23 pm
    This is the one where they didn't compensate the city in Georgia.
    presumably
    or not
    INQUISITION

 Ultralink1000 4:24 pm
    No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

 Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
    BioWare.
    DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

 Ultralink1000 4:24 pm
    or the dragon age one

 Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
    FIRST TIME
    VAST OPEN WORLD
    (...pretty sure that's happened before)

 Nintendork 13 13 4:25 pm
    Does Wii U have any RPGs on it?

 Ultralink1000 4:25 pm
    JRPG's i'm sure
    Does dragon age count as an RPG?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:25 pm
    BioWare just called it one.

 masteryoshirider 4:25 pm
    yes

 Ultralink1000 4:25 pm
    When I think RPG I think turn based

 Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
    that woman looks creepy
    the narrator
    fall 2014

 Ultralink1000 4:26 pm
    yeeeah...I was gonna say...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
    ...

 Ultralink1000 4:26 pm
    o.o

 Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
    Madden Curse movie?

 Ultralink1000 4:26 pm
    Is this it?
    Nah...

 RawkHawk2010 4:26 pm
    MADDEN CURSE

 Ultralink1000 4:26 pm
    EA Sports garbage

 Nintendork 13 13 4:27 pm
    FALCON KICK

 Ultralink1000 4:27 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 4:27 pm
    ANDREW WILSON
    AT EA SPORTS
    PROUD OF OUR PAST
    including killing Elizabeth Brett

 RawkHawk2010 4:27 pm
    madden curse

 Ultralink1000 4:27 pm
    You mean physics?

 masteryoshirider 4:27 pm
    anthony davis

 Ultralink1000 4:28 pm
    *based on the real world of sports

 Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
    wtf

 Ultralink1000 4:28 pm
    oh no....what now

 Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
    this guy is scary

 Ultralink1000 4:28 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
    it's another rapper

 masteryoshirider 4:28 pm
    science of jiggle

 Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
    why do they keep bringing rappers to EA
    *E3

 Ultralink1000 4:28 pm
    Is this like those weird beatnik cafe things

 Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
    EVERY TRUE BALLA

 RawkHawk2010 4:28 pm
    This reminds me of TB

 Ultralink1000 4:28 pm
    yeah it was
    "GO GO GO"
    did anyone else hear that

 Nintendork 13 13 4:29 pm
    well this guy is nervous

 Ultralink1000 4:29 pm
    he saw the microsoft conference

 masteryoshirider 4:29 pm
    black dude's skin color meshes well with his shirt

 RawkHawk2010 4:29 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 4:29 pm
    DRIBBLING
    NUMBER ONE PRIORITY
    BOUNCETEK

 Ultralink1000 4:30 pm
    "Our number one priority!"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:30 pm
    Dribble engine
    (jiggle engine?)

 RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
    why is the fattest most unhealthy looking dude showing off the sports games?

 Ultralink1000 4:30 pm
    legit question
    I feel like this would lead to randomly losing the ball

 Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
    ^

 Ultralink1000 4:31 pm
    Like tripping in Brawl

 masteryoshirider 4:31 pm
    this is just going to make basketball more complicated than it needs tro be

 Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
    HOURLY

 masteryoshirider 4:31 pm
    to be*

 Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
    right here
    right now
    in 2014

 Ultralink1000 4:32 pm
    xD

 masteryoshirider 4:32 pm
    smash 4 trailer

 RawkHawk2010 4:32 pm
    so does this use kinect
    or what

 Ultralink1000 4:32 pm
    LOOK AT MY DRIBBLE PHYSICS!
    LOOK AT THEM!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:32 pm
    Still looks the same
    That's a fake audience by the way

 RawkHawk2010 4:32 pm
    fake
    yeah

 Ultralink1000 4:32 pm
    or fake
    >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 4:32 pm
    MADDEN NFL 25
    XBOX ONE and PS4

 RawkHawk2010 4:33 pm
    I thought he said Xbox Five

 Nintendork 13 13 4:33 pm
    Looks feels and responds like before seen before
    ass jiggle
    greater realism = more fun?

 Ultralink1000 4:33 pm
    realism does not equal fun
    that's one statement
    is the greatest fallicy
    that* ><

 Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
    They're intelligent?
    huh

 Ultralink1000 4:34 pm
    Not the redskins
    xD
    Sorry, personal bias

 Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
    STEP UP
    DELIVER DA BALL
    Closer to NFL football

 Ultralink1000 4:34 pm
    Stunning visuals!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
    Well they had to skip Madden 14-24 to get to it.

 Ultralink1000 4:35 pm
    Great facial expressions!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:35 pm
    ADRIAN PETERSON
    MADDEN CURSE

 masteryoshirider 4:35 pm
    looks evil

 Nintendork 13 13 4:35 pm
    launching dis fall
    (not Madden Curse trailer)

 Nintendork 13 13 4:35 pm
    dat grass

 Ultralink1000 4:35 pm
    this bass is so unnecessary
    It looks more like a movie

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    Well they need to release that movie.

 RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
    tebowing

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    ya
    NEXT GENERATION OF FIFA

 RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
    no madden curse

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    is this guy real or pre-rendered
    "PRE-ALPHA GAMEPLAY"

 Ultralink1000 4:37 pm
    Rishks shometimesh

 Nintendork 13 13 4:37 pm
    "we like to kick the ball"

 Ultralink1000 4:37 pm
    futball

 Nintendork 13 13 4:37 pm
    is there gonna be
    another rapper
    ?
    DRAKE

 Ultralink1000 4:38 pm
    oh
    it's that guy

 Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
    Nathan Drake?

 Ultralink1000 4:38 pm
    nope the rapper drake

 Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
    wtf it IS another rapper

 Ultralink1000 4:38 pm
    it should have said rapper at the bottom of his name

 Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
    dudebro idol

 Ultralink1000 4:39 pm
    "a fan getting paid to promote fifa"

 RawkHawk2010 4:39 pm
    lol'

 Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
    (how about EA Sports Pignite?)

 RawkHawk2010 4:39 pm
    hahaha

 Ultralink1000 4:39 pm
    Dude
    I want to see EA Sports Pignite

 Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
    PRO instincts
    for the first time
    players can make intelligent decisions

 Ultralink1000 4:40 pm
    For the first time ever

 RawkHawk2010 4:40 pm
    four times more calculations per second

 Ultralink1000 4:40 pm
    they were stupid decisions before

 Nintendork 13 13 4:40 pm
    wtf were they doing before

 Ultralink1000 4:40 pm
    they're smarter now

 Nintendork 13 13 4:40 pm
    The grass here looks much better than Madden 25.

 Ultralink1000 4:40 pm
    soccer has artistry?
    So many F's

 Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
    Xbox One really does sound like the first Xbox

 Ultralink1000 4:41 pm
    "Have fun playing fifa'r everyone"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
    when in the same sentence with PlayStation 4
    STRONG FAKE AUDIENCE

 Ultralink1000 4:41 pm
    awww man

 Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
    Glenn Beck?
    oh

 RawkHawk2010 4:41 pm
    XD

 RawkHawk2010 4:41 pm
    It looks like

 Ultralink1000 4:41 pm
    I was hoping it was the boxing guy

 RawkHawk2010 4:41 pm
    Glenn Beck fused with
    Bill Maher.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
    ahhh
    x.x
    it does
    FAKE AUDIENCE
    SO MUCH FAKE AUDIENCE

 Ultralink1000 4:42 pm
    Lllllllllllet's get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!
   

 Nintendork 13 13 4:42 pm
    Reggie could take them.
    "oh yeah"

 Ultralink1000 4:42 pm
    reggie could definitely take them
    almost heard UNFC

 Nintendork 13 13 4:43 pm
    wot happened to the unprecedented partnership with Nintendo?

 Ultralink1000 4:43 pm
    *cue applause*
    I love the minutes worth of applause

 Nintendork 13 13 4:43 pm
    Da boys over at EA

 Ultralink1000 4:43 pm
    then they're really

 RawkHawk2010 4:43 pm
    first sport ever

 Ultralink1000 4:43 pm
    asking for applause

 Nintendork 13 13 4:43 pm
    (Elizabeth Brett was killed so they were only boys)

 RawkHawk2010 4:43 pm
    EA condones senseless violence.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:43 pm
    I DON'T CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE
    FIGHTING IS IN OUR DNA

 Ultralink1000 4:43 pm
    Sports History 101 with EA UFC

 Nintendork 13 13 4:43 pm
    ANYBODY DISAGREE WITH THAT?

 RawkHawk2010 4:43 pm
    XD
    This is so bad

 Ultralink1000 4:44 pm
    I feel like they're clapping to not get the crap beaten out of them

 Nintendork 13 13 4:44 pm
    lol
    EA CAGEFIGHT

 RawkHawk2010 4:44 pm
    Christopher Seavor ‏@conkerhimselfnowIf Nazi Germany won the war.... The whole world would be like what was on the stage just then...

 Ultralink1000 4:44 pm
    @ e3?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:44 pm
    (Maybe THAT'S how they killed Brett)
    unique level of inelligence
    ...
    wtf
    what the fuck is he saying

 Ultralink1000 4:45 pm
    ...
    wut

 Nintendork 13 13 4:45 pm
    "I knew he was gonna take me down so I took him down first."

 RawkHawk2010 4:45 pm
    ROFL

 Nintendork 13 13 4:45 pm
    "I did exactly what he expected me not to do."
    This is right after talking about how the fighters are intelligent.

 Ultralink1000 4:45 pm
    dude
    is he Tyson?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:45 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
    IF YOU WERE A FIGHT FAN

 Ultralink1000 4:46 pm
    Boxing is better

 Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
    THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST FIGHT GAME
    EVER MADE
    wot's a "fight" fan?
    Oh it IS Sports 101
    o_0;

 Ultralink1000 4:46 pm
    This freaking is Sports History 101

 Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
    THE FIGHT

 Ultralink1000 4:46 pm
    Boxing > UFC

 masteryoshirider 4:46 pm
    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=62401511
    guys i made a gaf thread

 Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
    shouldn't you be watching EA

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    Falcon!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
    MISS

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    Miss?
    xD

 masteryoshirider 4:47 pm
    boring

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    That was worth it

 Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
    BATTLEFIELD 4

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    Hahaha!
    pease be the same guy

 RawkHawk2010 4:47 pm
    I've never seen an E3 conference experience such a drop

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    Awww

 RawkHawk2010 4:47 pm
    Yeah.

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    that guy must have gone home

 Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
    You mean between Plants vs. Zombies
    and
    now?

 RawkHawk2010 4:47 pm
    The other guy is already fired.
    Yes.

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
    (everything else)

 Ultralink1000 4:47 pm
    Probably

 Nintendork 13 13 4:48 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 4:48 pm
    levolution
    ...
    wow
    air land and sea
    how creative

 Nintendork 13 13 4:48 pm
    commanduh mode

 Ultralink1000 4:48 pm
    oh no
    not ANOTHER social network
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
    the stream crashed
    or not

 Ultralink1000 4:49 pm
    my feed blacked out
    yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
    censorship

 RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
    shanghai

 Ultralink1000 4:49 pm
    Whoa

 RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
    awkward clapping

 Ultralink1000 4:49 pm
    " I know ;D"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
    64 player live stream

 RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
    (24 hours a day?)

 Ultralink1000 4:50 pm
    xD

 RawkHawk2010 4:50 pm
    I've always thought 64 player multiplayer is fucking stupid.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
    this is like a bad let's play

 Ultralink1000 4:50 pm
    I like the helicopter

 RawkHawk2010 4:50 pm
    XD

 Ultralink1000 4:50 pm
    It's all shakey
    shaky* whatever

 Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
    Why is it flying so close to the ground?
    oh

 Ultralink1000 4:50 pm
    oh dear...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
    I thought he was gonna command the air.

 Ultralink1000 4:50 pm
    this is going to be horrible

 Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
    But he just got OFF the helicopter into a building.
    So much for air and sea.
    AMERICAAAA
    "I'm giving you an order."
    Well he doesn't sound very confident.

 Ultralink1000 4:51 pm
    GIGANTIC EXPLOSION!
    Oh...uh..guys we have a uh....tank out here...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:52 pm
    Kinda fast regeneration of health.

 Ultralink1000 4:52 pm
    Tank = less dangerous than a jeep apparently

 RawkHawk2010 4:52 pm
    uuuugh

 Nintendork 13 13 4:52 pm
    Here is the sea portion.
    I liked Battalion Wars more than this.

 Ultralink1000 4:53 pm
    I like his jetski
    I would try using it as long as possible personally

 Nintendork 13 13 4:53 pm
    Ride the jetski up the skyscraper?

 Ultralink1000 4:53 pm
    Totally
    sometimes realism ruins things

 Nintendork 13 13 4:53 pm
    So for 64 person multiplayer
    There are only 2 people
    shooting stuff

 Ultralink1000 4:54 pm
    I hate how unimpressed they all are

 RawkHawk2010 4:54 pm
    ludwig

 Nintendork 13 13 4:54 pm
    wot

 RawkHawk2010 4:54 pm
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=571414919547928&set=a.102632519759506.5591.100000382740486&type=1
    like it now

 Ultralink1000 4:54 pm
    The real life sound lag was neat though

 Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
    done
    5 more minutes of this shit
    going doowwWWWNNN

 RawkHawk2010 4:55 pm
    uuuuuuuugh

 Ultralink1000 4:55 pm
    wait for it...

 RawkHawk2010 4:55 pm
    this is putting me to sleep

 Ultralink1000 4:55 pm
    there it is

 Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
    BOOOOOOOOOM

 RawkHawk2010 4:55 pm
    That...

 Ultralink1000 4:55 pm
    meh

 RawkHawk2010 4:55 pm
    ...was not "realistic."

 Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
    "you'll back me up right?"
    dubstep

 RawkHawk2010 4:55 pm
    girl

 Ultralink1000 4:56 pm
    I want to know more about the girl
    What's the girl's backstory?

 RawkHawk2010 4:56 pm
    Now all the feminists are gonna think EA gives a shit about them
    Unlike Activision

 Nintendork 13 13 4:56 pm
    MADDEN CURSE
    ONE SPECIFIC THING
    MADDEN CURSE
    LET'S GO
    ...

 Ultralink1000 4:56 pm
    nope
    chuck testa

 Nintendork 13 13 4:56 pm
    wot is it

 RawkHawk2010 4:56 pm
    Mirror's Edge 3
    fuck

 Ultralink1000 4:56 pm
    Tattoo Mama!

 RawkHawk2010 4:57 pm
    I guessed it before it even happaned

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    See feminists?

 Ultralink1000 4:57 pm
    Exclusively for Xbox One and PS4

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    EA DOES care about you!
    supposedly

 Ultralink1000 4:57 pm
    That was weird...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    (needs more Bayonetta)

 RawkHawk2010 4:57 pm
    too bad i can't actually see the girl while playing

 Ultralink1000 4:57 pm
    randomly hanging on a building

 RawkHawk2010 4:57 pm
    guess that'd be too much

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    11 fantastic titles to define a new generation of gaming
    so
    1 interesting game out of 11
    isn't that bad

 Ultralink1000 4:58 pm
    wait

 Ultralink1000 4:58 pm
    so is battlefield not a console title?
    they spoke really segmentedly

 Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    They were playing on controllers on computer monitors
    so I dunno
    OKAY GUYS
    THOUGHTS?

 Ultralink1000 4:58 pm
    ow ow ow your music is loud...
    welll
    Plants vs. Call of Duty Zombies

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    Well.

 Ultralink1000 4:59 pm
    pretty awesome

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    I like that the BioWare guy said there are too many games retreading old ground

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    I liked Garden Warfare.
    A lot.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    I liked Garden Warfare.

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    It's charming.

 Ultralink1000 4:59 pm
    the animation seemed odd to me

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    not enough to get an Xbox One or a PS4

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    And reminds me of Conker: Live & Reloaded's multiplayer.
    Uh
    Did you hear?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    ...
    no

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    It's coming out for the 360 too.

 Ultralink1000 5:00 pm
    $499 US DOLLARS
    oh o.o
    it is?

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    It's on the Xbox One and 360.

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    No PS4.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    If it's coming out of the 360

 Ultralink1000 5:00 pm
    :\

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    But the 360 version will come out later than the One version.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    Why do they say it defines a new generation of gaming?

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    Hell if I know.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    Ubisoft in one hour.

 Ultralink1000 5:00 pm
    sweet
    oh yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    Any other thoughts?

 Ultralink1000 5:01 pm
    the star wars battlefront thing
    That's pretty exciting
    Many people have been waiting for that

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    Well they didn't show anything of it.

 Ultralink1000 5:01 pm
    True, but the announcement is exciting. I know at least 5 people who are stoked for that

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    So I'm not excited over it.

 Ultralink1000 5:02 pm
    I'm not particularly either. Never played them

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    Ubisoft's is in less than an hour

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    YR, any last thoughts?

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    This is exhausting!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    ya

 Ultralink1000 5:02 pm
    But yeah Plants vs. COD Zombies
    definitely the star of this show boss

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    Hopefully Ubisoft is gonna be interesting throughout
    And not just the first 5 minutes.

 masteryoshirider 5:04 pm
    boring


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