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Friday, May 17, 2013

KoopaTV's Live Reactions to Nintendo Direct 5/17/13

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - From our private AIM chat.

Note that RawkHawk2010 is RawkHawk2010, YoshiRider123 is masteryoshirider, and I'm Nintendork 13 13. The Direct obviously began at 10:00 am.



RawkHawk2010 9:46 am
    Alright.

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
    http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/05-17-2013/
    im here

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
    same
    it still says
    the direct is tomorrow

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
    refre

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
    oh
    *refresh*
    need to get something to drink
    just got out of bed
    set my alarm clock to
    an hour ago
    it's too quiet

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
    I slept from 6 to now

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 am
    where is YR

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 am
    6 my time to now
    here

 masteryoshirider 9:48 am
    here

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
    http://i.imgur.com/bulB6fS.jpg
    why is it so quiet in here

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
    Guys!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    Smash 4 is about to announced!
    We should be excited!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    No it ISN'T.

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    Watch.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    Pikmin 3
    W101

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    They're gonna announce it and be like

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    I dunno

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    "Oh yeah it's coming out in two weeks."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    EW.
    That'd be terrible.

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    It'd only have like two stages.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    That'd mean it's rushed.
    The social stream is talking about the YouTube thing.

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 am
    whta youtib
    oh
    the LP?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 am
    Ya.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 am
    Also I'm pretty sure it applies to soundtrack videos, too.

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 am
    I had two people Like the comment on the Rare page
    No one replied
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 am
    Which ruins playlists but encourages people to stuff the entire soundtrack into a video.

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 am
    People think they should fucking be allowed to monetize MUSIC?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 am
    Well, YEAH.
    The music is under direct copyright.
    >_>;

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 am
    That's stupid.
    No.
    I mean.
    The users think they're allowed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 am
    How is Nintendo getting money from mu--...
    oh

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 am
    To make money off of Nintendo's music.
    Which is stupid.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 am
    I dunno if they're trying to.

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 am
    Probably.
    I mean hell.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 am
    I got the impression that Nintendo is trying to monetize off the music videos where the users aren't trying.

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 am
    If people can't do a fucking LP wouldn't being paid a salary...

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 am
    ...wouldn't surprise me if uploading music feels like just as much work to them.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 am
    lol
    "BUT THE HOURS AND HOURS OF EDITING SO IT LOOPS"

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 am
    I uploaded Jungle Climber's soundtrack because I knew not another soul on the face of the fucking planet would do it.
    And I was right.
    Not for money.
    9:58

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdFY1m99GUI

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
    8:59*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
    ....

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
    Their upload has five times as many views as mine.
    Fuck them.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
    BAM
    STARTED
    E-M
    Bayonetta?
    IWATA BOW

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
    fuck
    lag

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
    Broadcasting simultaneously worldwide
    So that guy watching both this and the Japanese
    is a moron

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
    he said e3

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
    Nintendo Direct at E3 time for stuff past Summer
    AKA Smash Bros.
    Sega?!

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
    "We are preparing a separate direct that we will share with you today."
    At some point in that sentence the thing skipped.
    FUCk
    IT'S SKIPPING

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
    Mari0 vs. Sonic
    in Russia
    Chechnya?

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
    ROFL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
    REALISTIC ICE

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
    Is this the first Mario and Sonic announced without some cinematic trailer?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
    I dunno, I could care less
    WHAT
    AHHH

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
    HD Bowser

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 am
    BOWSER JR. AND PEACH
    FIGURE-SKATING
    That's GIF material

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 am
    HD DK looks good

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 am
    Waluigi looks so awkward
    I like bobsleds solely because of that MP2 minigame

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
    music sounds attrocioius.
    OH SHIT

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
    ADDITIONAL INFO

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
    Announcing
    worldwide partnership with Sega

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
    BUYING THE FRANCHISE

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
    (UNPRECENDENTED?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
    AHHHHHHHH
    LOST WORLD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
    *unprecedented
    EXCLUSIVE

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
    Holy fuck.
    Megaton.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
    ONE MORE

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
    Megatoooooooon.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
    Sega VC

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
    Did Nintendo just fucking buy Sega or some shit?
    Game Gear sucks.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
    Don't buy Triple Trouble.
    It's attrocious

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
    He'll be back shortly
    TRINEN TIME
    that's nt Trinen

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
    ROFL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
    JC Rodrigo

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
    laughing out loud
    i heard his voice before I saw him
    And thought it was Trinen.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
    Rawk did you ever have connected OoS+OoA?

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
    no
    I had both games.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    You didn't LINK THEM?

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
    but I never got far enough to make use of the link up.
    Or I did link them but don't remember.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    You mean you never beat either of them?
    <_<;

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
    fukc
    Mario Minis.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    Because you beat one

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
    DON'T CARE.
    No.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    it gives you a code
    and you put that code in the other one when you make a new file

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
    Why are we watching more Minis?
    With its sinful music?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    Advertising.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
    Nintendo, this game is already out and no one bought it.
    Just give up already.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
    No, it's fine for them to advertise.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
    YR where are you

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
    Apply the same logic to KoopaTV.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
    kazzzzzzzzzu

 masteryoshirider 10:08 am
    here

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
    Dan Hixe = Dixie?

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
    This JC guy reminds me of the Boston terrorist.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
    DKCR 3D
    ...
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
    Why did he bother saying...
    ...That you can unlock them in both modes?
    <_<;

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
    "Challenge of the original version of the game" is actually a selling point.
    I'll pass.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
    "I hope that you're all excited to play it"
    or he gets a paycut

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
    Uh oh,
    Here's the rest of the Direct.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
    Iwata said he's coming back.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
    Do they have Animal Crossing plushies?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
    lol that was it?
    rofl.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
    Wario

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
    Business genius like Wario
    unlike Reggie

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
    None of us want this game do we?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
    What IS this music?

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
    katana.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
    "out-fronk" isn't a pun.
    Yoshi Yarn/KEY?
    patchwork?

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
    What the fuck does this even have to do with Kat and Ana?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
    How about Young Cricket's game?
    This seems... interesting.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    my wrists

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
    39.99

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    Maybe $20

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
    I guess we gotta read the Iwata Asks.
    Iwata RETURNS.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    back to Wata.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
    Resident Ebil

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    Don't care.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
    I thought YR liked the demo.

 masteryoshirider 10:15 am
    It was good.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
    Rachel

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
    lol
    This music really isn't fitting what's going on.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
    Well it's a trailer.

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
    She's just walking through corridors and final boss music is playing or something.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
    "Unique gameplay features!"
    "YOU ARE DEAD"

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
    revelations
    revelaitons

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
    NSLU
    Ear
    NABBIT?!

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
    who the fuck is that
    Is that Bowser Jr.?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
    No.

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
    why is he wearing Bowser Jr.'s thing

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
    He probably stole it.
    Like he stole Toad's shit.
    WHAT
    HE'S BROKEN
    HE'S INVINCIBLE

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 am
    I'm kinda impressed.
    Does seem like a totally new game/

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
    o.0

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
    retail version?
    how little is that gonna sell
    August 25

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
    um
    That's gonna be in fucking STORES?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
    ROFL.
    It looks fucking vandalized.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
    19.99/29.99
    LOL
    W101

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
    wiohuiqwhgyqugsq
    YUH

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    September 15

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
    .................
    that's it

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    That's later than expected.
    <_<

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
    wait
    KAMIYA

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    Pikmin 3

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
    dammit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    Kamiya Iwata Asks
    "Olimer"

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
    I thought he was gonna bring Kamiya out!
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    ALPH
    BRITTANY
    CHARLIE

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
    what happened to the fourth guy

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    Daniel?
    =-O

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
    I like the music.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
    Same.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
    woah
    live dialogue
    That means I have to wait for the dialogue line to finish
    before I throw another Pikmin
    so I don't miss any dialogue

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
    Wait.
    Was that voice acting?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
    Or just drivel?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
    Drivel.
    Sunseed Berry
    "If they don't have enough food they can continue exploration"
    Thought he'd say "they will starve"
    How do I keep track of three Captains

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
    FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
    Rock Pikmin didn't seem to give a shit
    About getting mauled

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
    Death means nothing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
    Snagret returns
    Death means something if you CHOOSE for it to mean something.

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 am
    That's hard.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
    GAMEPAD REVEAL
    ...owait

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 am
    What if Iwata just dropped the gamepad right now?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
    KopPad
    ...Koopa?
    ew dat finger

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 am
    oooh
    Replay looks fun
    Can I share the replays in social media?
    CAN I?
    bet not
    Although I guess it makes screenshots easier.
    For Miiverse.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
    four more minutes.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
    Gamepad is similar to Gamecube playing
    I like Gamecube playing
    Off-TV play
    Dat selective editing
    Maybe he did drop it
    In-between cuts.
    August 4
    Bye Iwata

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 am
    See you around E3

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 am
    reggie

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 am
    Reggie here
    All about da games
    Peter Ong

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
    lol

 masteryoshirider 10:28 am
    Chad Warden.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
    E3 for the people!

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
    for the people
    by the people

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
    (communist)
    BEST BUY

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
    l
    o
    l
    bad.
    idea.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
    Sounds like YR's GameStop article
    different company

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
    Dude.
    They're gonna get fucking robebd.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
    LOL
    Told you no Smash.
    It's over.

 masteryoshirider 10:29 am
    where is smas h4

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 am
    I wouldn't want the next unreleased 3D Mario to be anywhere near my store.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 am
    So megaton announcement for today is that
    Nintendo bought Sega?

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 am
    ggoing to gaf

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 am
    Yes, because you can't think for yourself. =-O

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 am
    Well Nintendo already stole their Bayonetta IP.
    So I guess they're stealing Sonic too?

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
    GAF is dead.

 masteryoshirider 10:32 am
    http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20130517/index.html
    Still going.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 am
    *click*
    it's pikmin
    we went through this

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 am
    Dude.
    That Best Buy thing is just gonna piss people off.

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 am
    Little kid's gonna see the new Mario Kart and say he wants it.
    "Oh yeah, that comes out in another five months. OOPS."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 am
    uh
    isn't that wot all demos do

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
    In-store demos?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
    I didn't think.
    In-store demos are supposed to make you impulse buy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 am
    *closes Japan direct*

 masteryoshirider 10:36 am
    lufwifg they'll announce smash 4

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 am
    :|
    http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/66215554/744575530
    Rawk this is a good read.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 am
    I wanna know more about Sonic: The Lost World.

 masteryoshirider 10:38 am
    Japanese one is over.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 am
    Told you.
    >_>;
    Kamek just woke up.
    <<;

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 am
    Hey
    Can vegetarians eat venus fly traps and still be vegeterian?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 am
    *log end*


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4 comments :

  1. I wish I watched it
    but I didn't
    fuck

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w8pYTc6QEk

      Well, Nintendo posted it online for your leisure.

      Delete
  2. The most important title we've confirmed so far is obviously Geography with Iwata!

    ReplyDelete

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