Launching KoopaTV!
By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - This is definitely gonna be interesting.
Today marks the launch for us here at KoopaTV. We've brought in a team of regular contributors, and from
today forward you can count on our reporting and
analysis of what's happening in the news.
We're going to have daily videos for you to enjoy. Not only that, but now I
want to introduce you to our team of commentators who will follow the
news and give you our take on a many-times-daily basis. They are:
Ludwig Von Koopa. You've heard of me, right? I'm the boss of Koopa Keep, and I
will give you my insights regularly, and I'll also contribute a daily
video commentary. I lead the Enlightenment Movement, an educational revolution. We don't think of things the way the usual person might, and we have personal experience for why we don't. I've had plenty of experience over the years building long-distance communities, and I pay attention to the pulse of the fanbase.
YoshiRider123. A frequent contributor to NeoGAF and a moderator at NSider2, YR described our decision to add him to the team
this way: "lol." Right. I am honestly a little scared. He was never actually in Koopa Keep, but that won't stop us. He's probably the most sane of the bunch as a result. I don't think he actually believes in the Enlightenment Movement, either.
RawkHawk2010. Rawk is quite the media figure in his own right. After years of posting on NSider, Rawk still does the occasional NeoGAF gig - including one post where he proclaimed his allergy to Miyamoto's toxic gameplay-first philosophies. Rawk was
also with the DKVine for many years (those
people with all the reports touting Rare characters), so you can
depend on lack of sensibilities coming from Rawk.
Kamek. Our chief researcher, Kamek's main
contribution will be his daily briefing. It's a no-frills,
just-the-facts presentation of key information you need to know every
morning. If you want to be armed with facts to win the debates of the
day, Kamek's daily briefing is a must. He's been with Koopa Keep for many years.
YAY I get to be in debates with people!
ReplyDeleteNot that I often lose, but assistance is nice against those Lakitu trolls.
-Artemis
We'll give you better than some Fire Flower — We got Fire BREATH!
DeleteSeems legit.
DeleteXD
Delete...Yup.
DeleteFinally a good place for Nintendo news
ReplyDeletelol nice joke
DeleteWell, sure, we'll see.