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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

KoopaTV's Live Reactions to Sony's E3 2013 Press Conference

By RAWKHAWK2010 - Xbox Done.

Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm RawkHawk2010, Ludwig Von Koopa is Nintendork 13 13, Kamek is Ultralink1000, YoshiRider is masteryoshirider, and friend of Koopa Keep Mariosun90 is ryudragon.
 
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    JACK IN THE SONY

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    abrupt start

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    automatons

 Ultralink1000 9:02 pm
    ugh
    watching an ad

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    :|

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    carnival games

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    PlayStation =  gaming platform
    (not Microsoft)

 Ultralink1000 9:03 pm
    robots?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    You're probably behind

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    Is that Grant Kirkhope's wife?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    We're at a guy holding a pen
    And a hot-air balloon

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    im at a dude on a ballon

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    DEATHMATCH

 Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
    awww i'm way behind

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    and now a hairless Pete.
    and now a bald dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    (EA's cage matches)

 Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
    hard core

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    And now teeth.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    ya you're behind

 Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
    bald guy

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    inspiring

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    And now an eclipse

 Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
    crap

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    and now hellish looking bangs.
    Dude needs to cut that shit!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    where YR
    nice beard

 Ultralink1000 9:04 pm
    new era
    PS3

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    new era

 Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
    ps4*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    yeah

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    NEXT

 Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
    sweet i'm set then

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    OH

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    SCEA E3

 masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
    huh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    wtf so it didn't even start yet?

 Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
    SCEA? wha?

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    guess not
    Hey YR

 Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
    sony computer entertainment

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    Sony's waiting on you.

 masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
    Sony got hacked again.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    lol

 masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
    fucker

 Ultralink1000 9:05 pm
    hi

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    uh
    nothing has happened yet

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    What if Sony apologizes again?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    it's just a graphic

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    For that hack that happened years ago?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    are you all just at a static graphic?

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    "Just so guys know...we're still sorry."

 Ultralink1000 9:06 pm
    yup

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    Hey we're talking about that hacking in MIS.

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    you guys*

 masteryoshirider 9:06 pm
    chad warden

 Ultralink1000 9:06 pm
    NEXT:
    SCEA E3 2013
    Press Conference
    ______________
    LIVE!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    Sony for worst conference so far
    ya that one

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    Diabetus ‏@The_Betus1mWelcome to the Sony conference what the hell is happening
    Diabetus ‏@The_BetusnowSolid conference, see y'all next year

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Nintendo's gonna win easily at this rate.
    Unfortunately this just means Sony is gonna go overtime.

 Ultralink1000 9:08 pm
    crap

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    Maybe they're trying to get their RIIIIIDE RACEEEEER car on-stage.
    ...
    *RIIIIIIDGE

 Ultralink1000 9:08 pm
    Probably busy putting ANOTHER car onstage

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    ya
    Exactly.
    Maybe EA sabotaged them.
    Just for fun.

 Ultralink1000 9:09 pm
    or rendering more old man faces

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    They're secretly supporting Steambox.
    Or the Ouya.

 masteryoshirider 9:09 pm
    Revenge of Ong

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    "I wasn't invited to E3?! THEN YOU MUST DIE"

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    Ong of Gameloft
    Faces of Ong

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Ong was part of the Sexy Poker team?

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    yah
    The Wand of Gamelon and The Wand of Gameloft are the same thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    Is this IGN's fault?

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    no

 Ultralink1000 9:12 pm
    what if this is ign
    are we missing it?

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Everyone on Twitter is saying the same thing.
    Wario64 ‏@Wario6417sLooks like #PS4NoE3Show was a success guys. Great job

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    #SonyE3 is top-trending

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    yah
    and all the tweets are talking about them being late

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    OrangeRight ‏@OrangeRight 45s Not to be outdone by Microsoft, Sony's conference has no audio AND no video. #sonye3

 masteryoshirider 9:14 pm
    Chad Warden took over E3.

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
    Apparently Aisha Taylor called the Wii U an "abandoned platform."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Yeah.

 Ultralink1000 9:15 pm
    yeeeah

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Kamek and I saw her say that.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    so yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    (she's also married)

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    ubisoft's not gonna support it

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    So Nintendo and Sega only?

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    that's why they deexclusified Rayman.
    Guess so.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    And an army of indies?
    ...So that IS just the Dreamcast.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    yuh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Well folks we're 1/4 through Sony's conference.

 Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
    Woot!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    We've learned that the PS4 is just about the games!
    ...Yet no games have been shown.
    In fact, nothing has!

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    That means we can talk about anything and have an excuse to publish it!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    AHH
    IT STARTED

 Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
    finally

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    one minute

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    ONE MINUTE
    ONE MINUTE

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    ROFL

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    silence

 Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
    1 minute

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    audio goes away

 Ultralink1000 9:16 pm
    #1minute

 masteryoshirider 9:16 pm
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    hilarious

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    No video either

 Ultralink1000 9:17 pm
    ....

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    elevator music

 Ultralink1000 9:17 pm
    audio?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    black screen

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    okay
    I see the stage.

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    was that chrono cross music

 Ultralink1000 9:17 pm
    black out
    universe :D

 masteryoshirider 9:17 pm
    chad warden music

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    it kinda sounds like Ballin

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    ALL ABOUT THE GAMES

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    vita

 Ultralink1000 9:18 pm
    All about the music!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    so let's put people in the shapes of the buttons and dance

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    This is already better than Microsoft's.

 Ultralink1000 9:19 pm
    meh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    did I just see
    Animal Crossing?
    >_>;

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    They're showing more interesting things.
    Uh
    I saw KK Slider.

 Ultralink1000 9:20 pm
    i'm lagging
    something awful
    jack hwo
    who o.O

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    CEO
    Of SCEA

 Ultralink1000 9:21 pm
    meh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    Jack Trenton.
    *Tretton

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    Jack scares me.

 Ultralink1000 9:21 pm
    That delay killed my enthusiasm

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    Sony seems to have a more enthused audience.

 Ultralink1000 9:22 pm
    I'm lagging out again

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    lolvita

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    No Country for Vita

 masteryoshirider 9:23 pm
    kinect

 Ultralink1000 9:23 pm
    on their terms
    *snicker*
    that's it?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    creepy hands

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    Rayman Legends was on there
    >_>;

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    dual analog sticks
    jab at 3ds

 Ultralink1000 9:24 pm
    "The Vita is amazing. You should really buy one. Please?

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    WTF
    that backflip

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    scary as fuck
    ew batman games

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    dem frozen bats
    Doki Doki Panic?

 Ultralink1000 9:24 pm
    doki doki looked interesting
    GoW on vita?

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    meh god of war
    meh final fantasy

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    X2 = XI?
    >_>;

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    meh walking dead

 Ultralink1000 9:25 pm
    good

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    ecosystem
    buzzword

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    All these graphics are scary.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    Creepy guy who backflips is STILL there.

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    Did he just do a handstand?

 Ultralink1000 9:26 pm
    I missed him

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    skype is owned by microsoft you fucks!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    ^

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    Don't advertise that!

 Ultralink1000 9:26 pm
    pretty sure that's every single one of them

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    Nathan Drake with a beard

 Ultralink1000 9:27 pm
    what is he showing?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    Footage of a game that's already out
    The Last of Us

 Ultralink1000 9:27 pm
    awww this again
    why are we being showed this again?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    'cause it makes PS3 look good

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    Well.

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    It's 0.1 points away from being the most critically acclaimed game of all time.
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    "get a move on"

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 9:28 pm
    what the....

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    trailer ends

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    that was awful

 Ultralink1000 9:28 pm
    that was random

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    wot are we watching
    Wot happened to Wonderbooks?

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    Are they this pressed for time?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    PUPPETER

 Ultralink1000 9:28 pm
    apparently

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    That they're trying to speed everything up?

 Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
    that's my impression

 masteryoshirider 9:29 pm
    Would Chad Warden support this?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    yes

 Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
    I'm still lagging a small bit now

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    (cutting-edge analysis YR)
    Rain 2013 fall
    Dafoe

 Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
    Is this the prequel to Heavy Rain

 masteryoshirider 9:29 pm
    Willem Dafore
    Dafoe

 Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
    HOLY MOLY!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    nah dat'd be Light Rain

 Ultralink1000 9:29 pm
    William Dafoe

 masteryoshirider 9:29 pm
    James Holmes

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 9:30 pm
    This would be a much better movie

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    Jamaal

 Ultralink1000 9:30 pm
    We have to find Gosha
    and eliminate him

 masteryoshirider 9:30 pm
    That dude looks like Geoff

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    FLYING CAR

 Ultralink1000 9:31 pm
    Nutshot

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    ...wait this ISN'T a movie?
    BEYOND TWO SOULS

 Ultralink1000 9:31 pm
    I mean it sounded cool

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Gran Turismo 6

 Ultralink1000 9:31 pm
    whoa
    they're seriously just dropping the trailers

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    ALL ABOUT THE GAMES
    WHO CARES ABOUT CONTEXT OR FLAVOUR INTROS
    See Ubisoft knew how to introduce something.
    NEW TIRE MODEL

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    NEW SUSPENSION MODEL

 Ultralink1000 9:32 pm
    Tires for Smash 4

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    more cars

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    Adoptive tessellation

 Ultralink1000 9:32 pm
    #Tessellation

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    no license plate

 Ultralink1000 9:33 pm
    A real person please?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR

 Ultralink1000 9:33 pm
    YES! thank you
    ugh
    a NEW real person please?

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    unprecedented partnership

 Ultralink1000 9:34 pm
    Soooo we're just  going to  be talking about PS3

 masteryoshirider 9:34 pm
    batmayne

 Ultralink1000 9:35 pm
    Jim Carrey as the The Mask
    Vs.
    Batman

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    Black Mask

 masteryoshirider 9:35 pm
    WHERE'S BLACK LIPS

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    (along with Black Friday)
    (Blast List)

 Ultralink1000 9:35 pm
    Did he just kill someone with a christmas tree?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    (see the Ubisoft live blog for the rest)
    Not as bad as the sprinkler.

 Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
    Was really hoping to see bane

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    BATMAN ARKHAM ORIGINS

 Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
    whoa

 masteryoshirider 9:36 pm
    DLC?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    Does Tretton have a cold?

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    meh batman

 Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
    weird audience reaction

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    uh
    which one is the 1960's

 Ultralink1000 9:36 pm
    exclusive skins
    not bad

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    GTA5

 Ultralink1000 9:37 pm
    PS3 bundle?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    September PS3 bundle
    299 US dollars

 Ultralink1000 9:37 pm
    $599 US DOLLARS

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    Exclusive content.

 Ultralink1000 9:37 pm
    *cough*
    habit sorry...

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    A cancer to the industry.

 Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
    Hot shots golf

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    PS4 time

 Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
    truly the epitome of a hit

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    someone new

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    dammit

 Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
    WHAT?!

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    I wanted to see Cercy.

 Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
    Daft Punk music?

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    aka real life Stu Pickles.

 masteryoshirider 9:38 pm
    House

 Ultralink1000 9:38 pm
    you can't do that!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    Andrew House

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Andrew House is an awesome name.

 Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
    That's the first track on Daft Punk's new album

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Fuck Daft Punk.

 Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
    <__<

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    PS4 product design

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    ooh
    we're finally gonna see it
    uh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    is it gonna

 Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
    :0

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    walk on the stage?

 Ultralink1000 9:39 pm
    Please don't lag
    so blurry!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    it's a brick

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    square

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    It's a stamp

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    FUCK

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    Sticker Star

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    IT'S JUST AS UGLY

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    PS4

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    what the

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    hppd ;pord
    jhweiuhwd

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    It's a RHOBUS!

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    It looks like it's fucking

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    RHOMBUS

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    falling apart as we speak

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    RHOMBUS

 masteryoshirider 9:40 pm
    Ong?
    Oh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    ROFL

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    FERGUS!

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    He looks so uncomfortable

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    First rhombus

 Ultralink1000 9:40 pm
    "We would like to present you with this check for"

 masteryoshirider 9:40 pm
    Don't drop it Ong

 Ultralink1000 9:41 pm
    they dropped that pretty quick...jeez. At least show us the ports dude

 masteryoshirider 9:41 pm
    relevant and meaningful

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    dat fat hand
    on the left

 Ultralink1000 9:41 pm
    cancer
    definitely
    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 3
    2*

 masteryoshirider 9:42 pm
    where is kaz

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    this guy is gay

 Ultralink1000 9:42 pm
    oh dear
    this guy....

 Ultralink1000 9:42 pm
    he looks like kramer...
    and someone else...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    gaymers
    I thought this was all about the games.

 Ultralink1000 9:43 pm
    DAFT PUNK!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    wot's this sony music shit

 masteryoshirider 9:43 pm
    who the hell is jack white

 Ultralink1000 9:43 pm
    Sony Music Unlimited did a special where it was $20 for the year

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    Is backflip guy coming back?

 Ultralink1000 9:44 pm
    I took advantage of that
    Still use it sometimes

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    community
    dat childish gambino
    This is the end!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    too many p's

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    "Sony Pictures is hard at work on Madden Curse."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 9:45 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    bye
    loser

 Ultralink1000 9:45 pm
    later dude

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    Has Sony pulled a Microsoft?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    As long as he keeps putting emphasis on the word GAMERS

 Ultralink1000 9:45 pm
    Stop lagging ;_;

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    everything will be fine.

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    these jingles are weird

 masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
    oh shit
    goatse

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    Where am I, the Shakespeare Theater?

 masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
    exploita ble

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    wot

 masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
    hands

 Ultralink1000 9:46 pm
    What's going on

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    where have you been
    >.>;
    NETFLIX

 Ultralink1000 9:46 pm
    Lagging ><
    oh yeah...they mentioned that
    netflix being on PS3

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    redbox instant by verizon

 Ultralink1000 9:47 pm
    yeah I got that
    I'm better now

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    Live sporting events
    all about the games

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    tv
    movies
    songs

 Ultralink1000 9:47 pm
    ...
    what's flixster?

 masteryoshirider 9:47 pm
    *Chad Warden interrupts*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    dunno
    GAME INNOVATION

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    Someone said those hands reaching for the screen looked like goatse.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    Shu Yoshida

 Ultralink1000 9:48 pm
    why are people cheering

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    this guy looks funny

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    who the hell even is this guy

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    Dunno.

 masteryoshirider 9:49 pm
    he's the iwata of sony

 Ultralink1000 9:49 pm
    Yes PS4 you are nice to developers

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    Rawk better adjust his dream idea.

 Ultralink1000 9:49 pm
    It's okay. I know...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    "Titter"

 Ultralink1000 9:50 pm
    did he say walmart studies
    studios ><
    man i'm tired

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    dunno
    12 brand new IPs!
    PS4 exclusive

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    there was a tweet on that screen that said
    "Don't block used games."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    in-engine

 Ultralink1000 9:51 pm
    cheering...

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    santa monica
    readyatdawn
    whoeever they are
    Sir Thomas Malory?!
    But he's dead!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    yes

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    He can't talk!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    we know
    PS4 reanimates people.

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    And Xbox One kills them?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    or EA

 Ultralink1000 9:52 pm
    I wish I knew what was happening
    they have radios apparently

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    And automatic rifles.

 Ultralink1000 9:53 pm
    *plasma

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    ...And a plasma gun.

 masteryoshirider 9:53 pm
    wtf

 Ultralink1000 9:53 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    THE ORDER 1886

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    um

 Ultralink1000 9:54 pm
    I don't understand

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    why is sir thomas malory using lightsabers

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Sony constrained for time

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    so look at their website/social media

 Ultralink1000 9:55 pm
    ziplining is what I do best

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    this voice acting
    guns

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    KILLZONE SHADOW FALL

 Ultralink1000 9:56 pm
    HYPERRACERRACINGCARRACERCARSDRIVINGMORECARS

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    more cars
    DRIVECLUB
    inFAMOUS SECOND SON

 Ultralink1000 9:56 pm
    soooo just more trailers again?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    dat mark leaving

 masteryoshirider 9:57 pm
    What if they showed the Smash 4 trailer here?
    And Sakurai betrayed Nintendo?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    :|

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    I don't like these faces.
    lol
    Sakurai is definitely in the audience somewhere.
    Since he's at E3.

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    kinda weird to think about

 Ultralink1000 9:57 pm
    Soo this guy is the human torch and kratos

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    but yeah he's still a sony fanboy.
    this game again

 Ultralink1000 9:58 pm
    Who was THAT voice o_O

 masteryoshirider 9:58 pm
    I thought it was Wonderful 101 at first.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    wot is it
    KNACK

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    How many games is this one dude working on?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    wtf is he saying

 Ultralink1000 9:59 pm
    Wooo! Launch titles!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    1 minute

 Ultralink1000 9:59 pm
    0m

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    *cut off*

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    That'd be hilarious.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    lol
    TIME'S UP

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    Quantic Dream

 masteryoshirider 10:00 pm
    sony's post-show delayed

 Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
    a what minute tech demo?!

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    I keep thinking Quantic Dream and Quantum Break are the same thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    real-time

 Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
    What does that mean EXACTLY
    real-time

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    who knows anymore

 Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
    That's not in-game

 masteryoshirider 10:00 pm
    weapon change

 Ultralink1000 10:00 pm
    is it?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    "SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS"
    is part of the game

 Ultralink1000 10:01 pm
    A snake!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    it just shows up on your game in real-time

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    Oscar ‏@YoshiRider12351s#Sony has saved #E3.

 Ultralink1000 10:01 pm
    OLD MAN!
    The old man face!
    old man monologue...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    too intense

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    What if this was Wonderbooks?

 Ultralink1000 10:02 pm
    Hahaha xD
    what the...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    ...
    o.o;;;

 masteryoshirider 10:02 pm
    wtf
    green screen

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    black guy is the imp

 masteryoshirider 10:02 pm
    LOL

 Ultralink1000 10:02 pm
    I love this old man
    He's a real actor

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    good lord

 Ultralink1000 10:03 pm
    Oh screw all of you PS4

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    THE DARK SORCERER
    praystation

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    I like this guy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    So they didn't REALLY talk about Vita besides
    "please buy it"

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    Why can't Iwata be more like this?

 Ultralink1000 10:03 pm
    That's all they ever say

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    'cause Iwata learned English.

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    hey its not over yet

 masteryoshirider 10:04 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    ROFL

 masteryoshirider 10:04 pm
    Did they cancel the post-show?

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    "Up Next: Nintendo Direct"

 Ultralink1000 10:04 pm
    is what?

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    yeah

 Ultralink1000 10:04 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    ADAM BOYES
    dat infectious smile

 Ultralink1000 10:04 pm
    this guy makes me smile

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    He looks like a fish.
    Joe Blow
    Rare!
    ....nevermind.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    SUPERGIANT GAMES

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    wtf
    Looks like something out of Uprising.

 Ultralink1000 10:05 pm
    hurray?

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    500 million transistors

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    TRANSISTOR

 Ultralink1000 10:06 pm
    cloudbank?

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    Aurum Club

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    looked good until
    gameplay started

 Ultralink1000 10:06 pm
    Thought that was a pokemon
    registeel
    Yeeeah I think I missed something

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    Transistor
    But are there five million of them?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    self-publish own content

 Ultralink1000 10:08 pm
    shank?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    isn't this
    uh
    that
    game
    thug

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    Contra?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    that too

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHH

 Ultralink1000 10:08 pm
    what the

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 Ultralink1000 10:09 pm
    uhhhhhhhh

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    giant enemy crabs

 Ultralink1000 10:09 pm
    massive damage?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    Dillon rip-off?

 Ultralink1000 10:09 pm
    Did that JUST SA- IT DID XD! Secret Panchos = best title ever

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    is this plants vs zombies zombies

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    "GRAAAAAH"

 Ultralink1000 10:10 pm
    grrr

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    Odd World New & Tasty?
    17-bit games

 Ultralink1000 10:10 pm
    o_O

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    sounds ugly

 Ultralink1000 10:10 pm
    what does that mean?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    that's the name of the stuido

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    it's some company name
    trying to be
    retro
    but one bit better

 Ultralink1000 10:11 pm
    did he say side-scrolling open world?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    aka stupid

 Ultralink1000 10:11 pm
    Secret Ponchos man

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    why is it showing everything twice
    they're trying to make it look like they have more games

 Ultralink1000 10:12 pm
    ugh he's white

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    ...

 Ultralink1000 10:12 pm
    DEE-AB-low ><

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    whoooooooooooooo
    Wait

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Square Enix

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    Is that that guy who wrote Brawl's story?
    Yeah
    I think it fucking is!

 Ultralink1000 10:13 pm
    hahaha XD what a cop out
    I think they would have been over time even if they didn't delay

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    Reality Fantasy

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 10:13 pm
    Final Reality

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    dat green tongue

 Ultralink1000 10:14 pm
    #greentongues

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    wtf

 masteryoshirider 10:14 pm
    muppet345

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    So is this an Action game?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    yes

 Ultralink1000 10:15 pm
    old man beard

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    was that

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    Wait

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    Cloud?

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    CLOUD?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    with a gun?

 Ultralink1000 10:15 pm
    old man smile
    So many old men

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    FINAL FANTASY VERSUS XIII

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    I don't know what the "Versus means"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    NOT REALLY

 Ultralink1000 10:16 pm
    Did anyone else see Assassin's creed dude in there

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    wait
    what?!
    So what the fuck is it?!

 Ultralink1000 10:16 pm
    ...that was weird

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    FINAL FANTASY XV

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    ...does that mean versus was canceled?

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    Did they just go from 13 to 15?

 Ultralink1000 10:17 pm
    I think they're releasing both

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    Where's fucking 14?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    kingdom hearts

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    I think this is the timeline just there
    but who knows

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    Is this Kingdom Hearts 3?

 Ultralink1000 10:17 pm
    star fruits?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    KINGDOM HEARTS 3

 Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
    whoa
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    NOW IN DEVELOPMENT

 Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
    okay...

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    huh

 Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
    yay?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    yeah so
    Sony would be over the limit
    FINAL FANTASY 14
    ANNOUNCED
    AFTER

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    FINAL FANTASY 15

 Ultralink1000 10:18 pm
    lol
    dude just leaves

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    Square Enix can't count.
    Just like Microsoft.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    and EA
    oh
    they're still mentioning Vita?
    wtf was that
    ...
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    did that just
    happen?

 Ultralink1000 10:20 pm
    haha xD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    it froze for a second
    ?

 Ultralink1000 10:20 pm
    You saw that too

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    WAS THAT JUST ME
   
    ...

 Ultralink1000 10:20 pm
    Nope I saw that

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    benches

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    ....

 Ultralink1000 10:21 pm
    did it freeze again

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    yes

 Ultralink1000 10:21 pm
    or was that one me
    xD haha what on earth

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    Needs more benches.

 Ultralink1000 10:21 pm
    Thought he said jinkies for a second

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    did he miss
    and land into a tree
    and it froze

 Ultralink1000 10:22 pm
    HAHA XD he missed!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    ?????

 Ultralink1000 10:22 pm
    What on earth is happening

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    double kill
    I expected another miss.

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    Why is Sony's video of Assassin's Creed so much better than Ubisoft's?

 Ultralink1000 10:23 pm
    good question

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    ...I haven't thought of that.
    poor guy on the wheel
    just pushed

 Ultralink1000 10:23 pm
    *fired

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    I kinda want a PS4 now.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    uh
    they didn't
    talk about the price yet

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    That Final Fantasy game looked pretty ace.

 Ultralink1000 10:24 pm
    Did it freeze again

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    The only price they revealed was the GTA5 bundle

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    And I don't even LIKE Final Fantasy.

 Ultralink1000 10:24 pm
    HAHA it DID XD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    yes it froze

 Ultralink1000 10:24 pm
    Why is this so amusing

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    froze

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    ROFL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    audience applause

 Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
    weeeeeeeeell

 masteryoshirider 10:25 pm
    LOL
    holy shit

 Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
    so much for that

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    "fuck it we're ending this"

 Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
    ^
    Looks like...

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    I thought he was speaking a different language at first.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    why does he talk like this

 Ultralink1000 10:25 pm
    *sunglasses*
    They abandoned ship

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    rofl

 Ultralink1000 10:26 pm
    YEEEEEEEEEEAH!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Watchdogs again

 Ultralink1000 10:26 pm
    ugh
    I'm so sick of watchdogs...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Sony doesn't care about time limit.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    This guy sounds nervous.
    He's breathing heavily.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    He's an alien.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    About to cry.
    NO
    NOT THIS AGAIN

 Ultralink1000 10:27 pm
    If something happens let me know. I'll be right back.

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    THIS FUCKING LONG ASS TRAILER
    Oh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    is it gonna be the same video

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    guess not
    I thought it was gonna be that ten minute long thing
    about money

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    NOW IT'S A 20 MINUTE LONG THING

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    still nothing interesting

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    doesn't care about the stop sign

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    Sony should have ended with that Final Fantasy.

 masteryoshirider 10:28 pm
    Yeah

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    whyyyyyyyyyy did they not end with that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    parking on wrong side of the road

 masteryoshirider 10:28 pm
    Assassin's Creed's fuck up was funny

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    ^
    Assassin's Freeze
    he parked horribly
    fucking double parked

 Ultralink1000 10:29 pm
    Assassin's Freeze: Black Screen

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    lol
    goatee

 Ultralink1000 10:30 pm
    sooo
    what's going on

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    no idea

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    That guy reminds me of a teenage Mark Block.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    :|

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    Wasn't he smoking?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    oh
    Isn't this game coming to the Wii U?

 Ultralink1000 10:31 pm
    this would get disorientating

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    yes
    it is

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    Ubisoft didn't mention that though

 Ultralink1000 10:32 pm
    still think Rorshach could be the main character

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    dat ain't custody

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    conveniently placed boat

 Ultralink1000 10:33 pm
    "They'll look up at me and ask me to stop invading their privacy."
    "And i'll look down and say"
    "No"

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    This conference is longer than it should have been even without the delay.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    FUCK
    MORE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
    STUPID
    STUPID
    STUPID

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    this could be NBL or something

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    NO
    NOT SPORTS

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    ...

 Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
    ugh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    this guy must be depressed

 Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
    face is gross

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    talks to a virtual version of himself

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    And they were doing so well...

 masteryoshirider 10:35 pm
    wtf

 Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
    What the

 masteryoshirider 10:35 pm
    mouth

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    NBA2K14

 Ultralink1000 10:35 pm
    Random Elder scrolls

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    Bethesda partnership

 Ultralink1000 10:36 pm
    For the record
    Zenimax is an awesome name

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    Looks like Kameo.

 Ultralink1000 10:38 pm
    How was kameo by the wy
    way*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    Spring 2014

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    Pretty alright.
    Great for a launch game.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    The 360's best.
    This guy seems depressed.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    are we done yet

 Ultralink1000 10:38 pm
    ugh
    no
    it just keeps going

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    world premiere
    Smash 4?

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    smash 4

 Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
    smash 4

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    It's Wario!
    wait
    is this

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    close

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    *another*
    Nathan Drake?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    no

 Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
    Ike

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    Snake

 Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
    it's freakin' ike xD

 Ultralink1000 10:39 pm
    giant shoulder pad

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    Two arms, though.

 Ultralink1000 10:40 pm
    o_O

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    That was Nathan Drake.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    MAD MAX

 Ultralink1000 10:40 pm
    odd..

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    EVERYONE is Nathan Drake

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    Nathan Drake The Third.

 Ultralink1000 10:40 pm
    so apparently I can roll over people
    what else

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    I have no idea who Mad Max is.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    this isn't by Naughty Dog though
    SURVIVAL KIT
    ONLY ON PLAYSTATION
    okay

 Ultralink1000 10:41 pm
    UGH! WHERE'S MARK CERNY!?

 masteryoshirider 10:41 pm
    This could be it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    it should be ending
    JACK TRETTON

 masteryoshirider 10:41 pm
    Announce the price.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    not so bad
    for a
    START?
    make this fucking end
    EEEK
    CREEPY HANDS

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    I just realized
    We didn't have to sit through a single second of Call of Duty.

 Ultralink1000 10:41 pm
    Call of Duty: Dogs vs. Plants Vs. Zombies

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    ...yet

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    In the main conferences.

 Ultralink1000 10:41 pm
    ooooo

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    PS4
    SUPPORTS

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    USED GAMES

 Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
    Woo!!!!

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    MEGATON

 Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
    Yeah!

 masteryoshirider 10:42 pm
    oh shit

 Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
    Legit  happiness!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    audience cheering

 Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
    from the audience
    Best moment

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    "yes that's a good thing"

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    Holy shit.

 Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
    PS4 wins

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    Didn't think it'd happen.

 Ultralink1000 10:42 pm
    over Xbox One

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    Microsoft loses
    instantly

 Ultralink1000 10:43 pm
    What were they chanting?
    HAHAHAHA XD

 Ryudragon29 10:43 pm
    amazing trolling from Sony

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    don't need to be connected online to play
    MICROSOFT
    OWNED

 Ultralink1000 10:43 pm
    This guy is such a troll

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    or any type of authentication
    No checking online for single player games!

 Ultralink1000 10:43 pm
    Major pot shot at microsoft

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    Microsoooooft

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    last plaaace

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 masteryoshirider 10:44 pm
    wombo combo

 Ultralink1000 10:44 pm
    Microsoft is getting beaten to death

 masteryoshirider 10:44 pm
    e3 style

 Ultralink1000 10:44 pm
    Happy feet!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    that ain't Falco

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    Do y'all think Microsoft will go back on their plans?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    There's no way they can compete.

 Ultralink1000 10:44 pm
    Woo!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    So without the delay
    they would be an hour and a half in

 Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
    He just made a million people happy
    Okay
    good

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    PS Plus memberships
    carry on to PS4

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    I don't even really like Sony and I'm being filled with warm fuzzy feelings

 Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
    Okay....

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    ya

 Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
    good

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    Just to see MS get fucking owned.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    Now Nintendo needs to get all this stuff.

 Ultralink1000 10:45 pm
    wait...

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    Like, account systems and Nintendo Plus and stuff.

 Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
    wait wait wait

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    wot

 Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
    multiplayer online

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    doesn't require plus
    but
    there will be

 Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
    >_>

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    plus-exclusive features

 Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
    ah
    okay

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    Plus is worth it anyway.

 Ultralink1000 10:46 pm
    indeed

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    There's almost no one who doesn't save mass amounts of money with it.
    cuz of all those free games

 Ultralink1000 10:47 pm
    Woo! Secret Ponchos!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    Secret Ponchos felt
    SOOO long ago
    special for last
    ...
    ..........
    BUNGIE
    ACTIVISION
    COMBINE

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
    "Destiny"

 Ultralink1000 10:48 pm
    Destiny premiere!
    o_O

 RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
    Covenant?!

 Ultralink1000 10:49 pm
    Dinosaur aliens?
    Haha EVO helmet
    dude
    wake up man lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    music is definitely halo

 RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
    environments are definitely halo

 Ultralink1000 10:50 pm
    what

 masteryoshirider 10:50 pm
    halo on the ps4

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
    was that
    in-game
    oh

 Ultralink1000 10:50 pm
    what was jason jones
    O_O

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
    ...................

 RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
    is that his boyfriend

 Ultralink1000 10:50 pm
    dude
    play the game

 RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
    what game

 Ultralink1000 10:51 pm
    Uh huh that's a big wall
    I got it

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    You have Destiny?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    he's talking to jason jones

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    This reminds me of that one level from Nintendo Land Zelda.

 Ultralink1000 10:51 pm
    ghost o.o

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    Death Mountain or wherever.
    343 Guilty Gear.

 Ultralink1000 10:51 pm
    what did the ghost do?
    now it's bloody dark

 Nintendork 13 13 10:52 pm
    I thought it'd be a lanturn.
    But it made it darker.

 RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
    lantern*

 Ultralink1000 10:52 pm
    sweet lighting

 RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
    unless you really meant the poke
    which woulda been badass

 Ultralink1000 10:52 pm
    did that on purpose

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    fallen

 Ultralink1000 10:53 pm
    ooo
    nice revolver

 RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
    ware these all real dudes
    or ai

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    AI

 Ultralink1000 10:53 pm
    *snicker*

 RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
    nice environments

 Ultralink1000 10:54 pm
    " I got him heheheh"

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    cool weapons

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    boom
    YEES
    Rixis
    Archon Slayer
    NOOOO
    JOOOOONES

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    "hentai!"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
    we're not gonna talk 'bout dat

 Ultralink1000 10:55 pm
    so slow

 RawkHawk2010 10:55 pm
    The Nintendo Direct's gonna start at this rate.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 10:55 pm
    true

 Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
    douchebag
    "HAHAHAHAHAA OH THAT'S GOOD"

 Ultralink1000 10:56 pm
    ugh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    "What's its name?"
    "Shut up and get behind me"

 masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
    I'm afraid that they'll show something like

 Ultralink1000 10:56 pm
    Someone get these guys off stage

 masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
    Wii Fit U

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    Sounds like an Uprising quote.

 masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
    or
    Wii Party U
    or fucking Game & Wario
    AGAIN

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    are we talking about Sony

 masteryoshirider 10:56 pm
    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=2

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    Starly.

 Ultralink1000 10:57 pm
    is this the 10 minute thing
    also she has a spartan laser

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
    this log is going to be too fucking long dammit
    they've been here
    for almost 2 hours

 Ultralink1000 10:58 pm
    https://twitter.com/KevTehNev/status/344283631180730369/photo/1
    microsoft might need this

 Nintendork 13 13 10:58 pm
    lol
    sony is ruining my sleep schedule

 Ultralink1000 10:59 pm
    I have work tomorrow >> imagine how i feel

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    IS IT DONE
    nope
    another trailer

 Ultralink1000 10:59 pm
    is that the guy from the Fifth Element

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    He looked like Orochimaru.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    DESTINY
    become legend
    2014

 Ultralink1000 11:00 pm
    hey!
    It's house

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    lol

 masteryoshirider 11:00 pm
    How long is this going to last?

 Ultralink1000 11:00 pm
    i think that's it

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    Nintendo in 11 hours
    NOPE
    WE GOTTA HEAR ABOUT
    CLOUD-BASED STRATEGY
    more creepy graphics

 Ultralink1000 11:01 pm
    he's going to talk about playstation garbage then finish
    ...okay...

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    poor vita lags behind

 Ultralink1000 11:01 pm
    4 > 3 > Vita

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    media partners
    KoopaTV?

 Ultralink1000 11:02 pm
    :D

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 pm
    we're gonna write for playstation?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    399

 Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
    meh

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    OH

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    $399!

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    MY
    FUCKING
    GOD

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    WHAT
    THAT'S
    CHEAP
    WHAAAAT
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
    $399
    $399!!!!

 Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
    That's still a bit...

 masteryoshirider 11:03 pm
    HOLY SHIT

 Ryudragon29 11:03 pm
    MS is beaten in every way

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    Microsoft

 Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
    Microsoft loses

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    wrecked

 Ultralink1000 11:03 pm
    It is now
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    how is NINTENDO gonna compete?

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    price drop
    to $300

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    dat true consumer ownership

 Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
    Wow...

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    Sony
    competent
    wow

 Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
    Wait what

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    Took them two hours

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    oh shit

 Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
    that's it

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    final reveal

 Ultralink1000 11:04 pm
    So...no launch date?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    no this is a recap

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    still watching

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    Sometime in November/December 2013, I think.

 Ultralink1000 11:05 pm
    This year I know

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    it's done

 Ultralink1000 11:05 pm
    SCREW YOU POST SHOW
    I"M GOING TO BED

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    Okay.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    okay

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    Tomorrow is Smash 4.
    DO WE HAVE
    ANY UH
    ...last comments?

 masteryoshirider 11:05 pm
    I thought they canceled the post-show

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    On Sony?

 masteryoshirider 11:05 pm
    well
    This might very well be
    the greatest E3 of all time.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    lol
    Sony was competent.

 Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
    Greatest Sony E3 of all time

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    Microsoft is ruined.
    Yeah.
    Sony did their best job ever.
    Ever.

 masteryoshirider 11:06 pm
    Nintendo is expected to do better

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    Sony > Ubisoft > EA > Microsoft

 Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
    Holiday season!

 masteryoshirider 11:06 pm
    I agree

 Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
    This year

 Ultralink1000 11:06 pm
    $399 This holiday season

 masteryoshirider 11:07 pm
    Smash 4 tomorrow morning.

 Ultralink1000 11:07 pm
    Traditional Used Games

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
    Reggie better be ready.
    oh
    uh
    any thoughts on
    FF Vs. 13
    FF 15
    and then
    FF 14?

 Ultralink1000 11:08 pm
    oh god
    watch this you guys

 Ultralink1000 11:09 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
    *watching*
    ...
    Amazing.

 Ultralink1000 11:10 pm
    https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    okay
    we done?

 Ultralink1000 11:12 pm
    aye
    I think that's it
    Aside from Sony trolling microsoft to the uttermost
    Final thoughts really quick?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 pm
    Nintendo.
    It's up to you.
    You don't have easy streak.
    YOU GOTTA WORK.

 Ultralink1000 11:14 pm
    Alright then
    I think we're done for tonight


It would be tempting to go on for days about Sony XBONING Microsoft in its $599, DRM-ridden, Kinect-spying ass, but lest we forget the true megaton happening tomorrow morning.

Smash 4, dudes. SMASH 4.



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