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Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Give KoopaTV Your Requests in 2022!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Do you have a topic or prompt for us? Tell us here!

You might be reading existing KoopaTV articles and think to yourself, “I'd like to experience the KoopaTV opinion or creative spirit on THIS topic!” And then if you go through our site's search bar and can't find anything about it, maybe you'll wait a few weeks... and nope, we're just not talking about it. It's possible that we never will discuss the topic you devised through organic means.

In that case, comment on this page with your request and we'll consider it! We used to have an existing Requests page from 2014–2021, and there have been many articles that only exist because people spoke up and said they wanted to hear about something. (...And if we haven't already taken you up on anything from the old 2014 Requests page, we're just never going to get around to it. It's a clean slate now!) In that article, I likened KoopaTV to your “intellectual mercenaries”, which is a pretty cool line that I think still applies. And if you're not just purely interested in our thoughts, you should also note that besides just outright producing your own guest article (which you're always welcome to do), requests are a very direct way of influencing the narratives and plot lines that go on at KoopaTV.

But with this 2022 requests page, I'd like to be more transparent about the status of requests. Rather than leaving you to scour through the comments section for things, I plan to edit in the status of requests into this article.

Oh, but there are some things we won't cover. We won't cover anything illegal. We won't write about “leaks” or “rumours” unless it's to denounce them. (But we'd rather not call attention to those.) We'd rather not comment on the meme of the day or other very passing fan works no one will care about a week later. If we have to spend money in order to complete your request, we probably won't do it. (Unless you fund it for us.) ...And we won't accept your request if we already covered the topic, or if we're about to cover it anyway. (Not that you know if we're about to do something we haven't done yet, but...)

So let us know in the comments section below what you want! ...It's free!


List of Active Requests in 2022

I request that you finally write an article that involves pictures of Samus surrounded by spherical objects to finally get her to smile.
Requester: ShinyGirafarig
Date Requested: January 5, 2022
Assigned KoopaTV author: Ludwig Von Koopa
Can we get something about NFTs?
Requester: Insider
Date Requested: January 18, 2022
Assigned KoopaTV author: Kamek

List of Completed Requests in 2022




Did you know that you can get points in the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program for submitting an accepted request? Check the page for details on how that works. The article title implies that KoopaTV will make another one of these at the start of 2023 (assuming the website is around).

11 comments :

  1. I request that you finally write an article that involves pictures of Samus surrounded by spherical objects to finally get her to smile.

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    1. M-Multiple pictures?! ...Well, it'll probably be easier to take those pictures if I can have things spread across multiple snapshots instead of trying to fit everything into one.

      Y-Yes ma'am! Smile not guaranteed though.

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  2. Personally I think you should write more articles about why Miyamoto is extremely handsome. (not as handsome as myself, Satoru Iwata)

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    1. Depending on your feelings about people with eating disorders and thinner = better looking, this article might suffice.

      Also, long time no see.

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    2. I suffered with bullimia for a number of years. Promoting a healthy lifestyle of eating and exercise is something we at Nintendo support wholeheartedly.

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    3. How's that bile duct going dude?

      Delete
  3. Only today, I discovered it trending on Twitter that Mario Kart 9 is in development. Do you believe this is Fake News? Either way I'd like an article to cover it.

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    1. *pout*
      The article specifically says "We won't write about “leaks” or “rumours” unless it's to denounce them. (But we'd rather not call attention to those.)"
      There's nothing to cover at this time because nothing exists.

      Delete
  4. Can we get something about NFTs?

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    1. "..And we won't accept your request if we already covered the topic, or if we're about to cover it anyway. (Not that you know if we're about to do something we haven't done yet, but...)"

      This request falls under that guideline, as in, we do have plans on covering this already.
      Kamek is actually our resident cryptobro. But I'll try to speed him up. Might take a couple of months.

      Delete
    2. ...Alright, Kamek gave me a reaction like "I didn't know I was really doing this" so I guess I'll add it to the main post and give you credit for submitting the request. ^_^

      Delete

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