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Thursday, December 12, 2019

KoopaTV's Live Reactions to The Game Awards 2019

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Do I really have to entertain this idiotic event?

Have you ever glanced at any of KoopaTV's coverage of The Game Awards in any other year? Or anything involving Geoff Keighley? (I remember you, VGX. Wish I didn't.) This show is incredibly disdainful. It's packed with stuff I don't care about, and I suspect you don't care about it either.

A whole lot of people will only be watching it because they've convinced themselves a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate character will be announced. It's probably better to play the game and have fun tonight, and then watch the trailer posted on Nintendo's channel tomorrow. That is, if anything even appears. You speculators are all pretty much holding yourselves hostage to your own leaker world.

One credit to The Game Awards: They listened to my article about how the year should end before having a game of the year awards ceremony, but rather than move it to January, Geoff Keighley arbitrarily decided that the new year begins in December. (Or November?) Thus, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is a 2019 game to him. I guess it's creative?

I couldn't command my staffers to actually attend this thing because I don't want to even be here. It's not for their own good. It's not for my own good. It's not for your own good. The Game Awards is the equivalent of the whole videogame industry coming together to the retarded kid's birthday party. No one actually likes him or is friends with him. They just all feel bad for him.

Well, I guess Hideo Kojima likes him. That relationship has certainly been a contributing factor to Kojima's own falling reputation, I'd think.

Anyway, what follows is a half-attentive reaction log. Everything before this point was written before the event started. Let's see if it turns out as bad as I'm making it!


The Game Awards 2019 viewer discretion is advised content warning
Viewer discretion is advised.
(Don't watch it.)
[8:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaY4V-tcVQg
[8:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ugh.
[8:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh I gotta get my Discord settings back to COMPACT.
[8:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I really should just play Fire Emblem during this.
[8:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And have headphones for the monitor with the stream.
[8:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, they're late.
[8:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or GameSpot is incompetent. Dunno.
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nah, the official stream hasn't started either.
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Five-minute countdown.
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why didn't the five-minute countdown begin five minutes before the event was supposed to start?
[8:33 PM] Ryu: That's part of why you shouldn't miss the first half-hour
[8:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this music from a game, or is it just generic?
[8:36 PM] Ryu: 8:36pm, it hasn't started... oh it's the pre-show
[8:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Got the viewer discretion warning, as is traditional.
[8:37 PM] Ryu: Trophies during the pre-show
[8:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Can the whole show just be 30 minutes long?
[8:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Best Community Support Award"
[8:38 PM] Ryu: Fortnite didn't win a thing
[8:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The winner is... Destiny 2.

Yippeee. :|
[8:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf Switch snap
[8:40 PM] Ryu: Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 is still alive
[8:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The hostess is met by a "global gaming citizen" from "last year"'s The Gaming Awards.
He's an African refugee.

(I don't remember him.)
[8:42 PM] Ryu: It's a run mobile game, meh
[8:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Looking at the countdown clock in the corner makes time move slower. It's like watching the seconds hand move during at the end of the school day.
[8:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: All the guy said is that he's a refugee.
[8:43 PM] Ryu: Here comes Death Stranding first trophy
[8:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "diversity" award.

Oh, "Best Score & Music" not Diversity.
[8:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ew, Death Stranding got a lot of fangirl cheers.
[8:43 PM] Ryu: (I'm not ahead, I just called it)
[8:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Where did they get these fangirls from?
[8:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Death Stranding won Best Score & Music.
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ludvig Foressell" or something.
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm not related to him.
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: First swear of the night.
[8:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best eSports Coach" and then naming six people who I've never heard of.
[8:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: By their one-word names.
[8:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'd like to take the moment to say “hi.’"
[8:48 PM] Ryu: 15 minutes in and we're on a break
[8:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now it's a commercial break, so they really should've said "bye."
[8:48 PM] Ryu: Actually, that wasn't even 15 minutes
[8:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well really 10 minutes in.
[8:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Late start, after all.
[8:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are they spoiling the winners?
[8:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: In their commercial?
[8:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is there literally an award for "best gaming tweet of the year"?
They just want this to get longer and longer with useless awards.
[8:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (And if you look at KoopaTV's The Game Awards coverage year-over-year, you'll see it does get longer every year.)
[8:52 PM] Ryu: The captions are very late
[8:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: My stream just repeated itself.
[8:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or maybe that actually happened.
[8:53 PM] Ryu: ah!
[8:53 PM] Ryu: They almost made me think they were going to show something Smash related
[8:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The hostess is telling us even she doesn't know what the show's schedule is.
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it's a Switch snap with some anime-looking thing.
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: With a retarded-sounded thing.
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That turns into an alien surfer dude after a 20-year timeskip.
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S TRAVIS?
[8:54 PM] Ryu: Late "OH MY GOSH"
[8:55 PM] Ryu: Shouting out to tiktok, because
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No More Heroes 3 releasing in 2020.
...(Didn't we know that?)
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh you ARE ahead of me.
[8:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hostess says the next trailer is for Final Fantasy VII, after telling us they don't tell her what the trailer order is.
[8:57 PM] Ryu: Is this the first time they showed the English voices?
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They had English voices at E3!
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: At least during gameplay.
[8:57 PM] Ryu: The crowd was very hyped for Smash
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Best Fighting Game is during the preshow.
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm at 3:00
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So you're several seconds ahead.
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The winner is...
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, duh.
[8:58 PM] Ryu: I won't spoil lol
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's Doug Bowser.


The Game Awards 2019 Doug Bowser Nintendo best fighting game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Nintendo only gets to be in the pre-show, really. (Reggie doesn't count as Nintendo anymore.)

[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's reading off his notecard.
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Doug Bowser says the award will be Mr. Sakurai's.
[8:59 PM] Ryu: Doug Bowser didn't look like he wanted to be there
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, him and me both.
[8:59 PM] Ryu: She's still hyping up Green Day
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why don't they have Optimus Rhyme perform? We can see NOA_ANDY.
[9:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Game Awards starts right now."
As the screen says, "SHOW STARTS SOON."
[9:00 PM] Ryu: Geoff said the first half hour would be worth it
[9:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, the first half hour isn't over yet.
[9:00 PM] Ryu: Starting with a band
[9:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The audio feed is just fangirls yelling.
[9:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's like Bethesda E3 all over again.
[9:00 PM] Ryu: Girl looks like she's from Dark Souls
[9:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Complete with freaks on camera.
[9:01 PM] Ryu: I don't remember this music in Death Stranding
[9:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this person supposed to be considered a good singer?
[9:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's just melodically mumbling into the microphone.
[9:03 PM] Ryu: Now they're spoiling Death Stranding
[9:04 PM] Ryu: (spoilers without context)
[9:04 PM] Ryu: And they showed the ending right after for a second
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, no one's gonna want to buy Death Stranding after that anyway.
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So I guess it's little harm to spoil it.
[9:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey it's murderous Dimitri.
[9:05 PM] Ryu: Random games that won't be at TGA
[9:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Random camera to Reggie.
[9:05 PM] Ryu: Geoff named Kojima first
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So that was "Churches and The Game Award Orchestra"
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff claims that this'll be worth our while.
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Especially if you're a moron in Europe staying up for this.
(You should be staying up to see the results of the British election.)
[9:09 PM] Ryu: Good thing The Outer Worlds didn't win best narrative
[9:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: One of the people who is receiving the award looks like she's going to have a heart attack.
[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Talker thanks us for knowing the game exists.
(Well... first time I'm hearing about it. "Disco Elysium")
[9:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Sometimes there's surprises that come out of nowhere. Enjoy this."
[9:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it ain't starting with a Switch snap.
[9:12 PM] Ryu: Haha
[9:12 PM] Ryu: This console is thick
[9:12 PM] Ryu: For real
[9:13 PM] Ryu: I guess it's better than being V-shaped (ps5)
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Phil Spencer appears.
[9:13 PM] Ryu: "Xbox Series X"
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Xbox Series X will lead us into the future" holiday 2020
[9:14 PM] Ryu: That's a bad name
[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Developers....... around the world..."
I thought he was gonna go Steve Ballmer.
[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And go all "Developers developers developers"
[9:14 PM] Ryu: Oh it's that crazy girl video game
[9:15 PM] Ryu: Hellblade
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Crazy girl because the character is crazy, or crazy girls like the game?
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Yeah that answers my question.
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Former)
[9:15 PM] Ryu: The first
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that the Devolver Digital woman?
[9:16 PM] Ryu: The crowd wasn't impressed at all
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Senua's Saga Hellblade II"
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is "Xbox Series X" supposed to be a Mega Man X reference?
[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are they breaking to commercial?
[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, they're breaking to Facebook's "global gaming citizens."
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ANOTHER refugee.
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This time an Afghanistan woman.
[9:18 PM] Ryu: Another mobile game
[9:18 PM] Ryu: That not so subtle Facebook gaming ad
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Afghan Hero Girl".
[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Afghan Hero Girl for Smash?
[9:20 PM] Ryu: That was... a very strange Death Stranding commercial
[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Death Stranding commercial featuring a guy crying in reverse.
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Just at the sight of mostly naked Norman Reedus.
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Some basketballer to give the next award.
[9:22 PM] Ryu: I didn't get his joke
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's worse than “Pokémon GO to the polls.”
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I went for the Triangle Button and ended up on the floor. ...Haha."
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is high.
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The award goes to... Booga."
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who-ga?
[9:24 PM] Ryu: That 15 years old Fornite player who won millions won an award
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Epic Games is more important than his family and friends.
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: According to his speech.
[9:26 PM] Ryu: Godfall... I thought this was another Destiny 2 expansion
[9:26 PM] Ryu: (I didn't notice that, I was writing)
[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I was watching and still didn't notice it.
[9:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff Keighley visibly upset that Resident Evil 2 had louder cheers than Death Stranding.
[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Fire Emblem: Three Houses" won "Best Strategy", which is a no-duh.
[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now five content creators I've never heard of.
I'll never be nominated.
[9:29 PM] Ryu: Check this Square Enix Switch game
[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Another platform we should probably talk about now..."
[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Switch snap.
[9:30 PM] Ryu: Oh, is it Bravely Default?
[9:30 PM] Ryu: (Be brave he said right after I wrote this)
[9:30 PM] Ryu: Oh, I was right lol
[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since they keep saying all these companies working on it are from Bravely Default, I assume it's not Bravely Defa-...
[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh.
[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...What's the point of saying the Bravely Default team is back again to work on Bravely Default 2?
[9:32 PM] Ryu: Wendy would like this
[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's probably playing games instead of watching these jackasses.
[9:34 PM] Ryu: The Linus Tech tip guy is here for some reason
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Promising we'll get many Samsung commercials throughout this.
[9:35 PM] Ryu: Geoff doesn't care for Magic
[9:36 PM] Ryu: When did Magic get the budget for CGI cutscenes?
[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, uh, guess that's plus one to the death count.
[9:38 PM] Ryu: ?????
[9:38 PM] Ryu: It's that crazy girl from e3
[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh no.
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: >_>
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She let that whole thing totally go to her head.
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now she's just fucked up.
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's talking like she just got her wisdom teeth pulled out.
[9:40 PM] Ryu: Gleat Alt
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now she's spinning for the audience like a toy because no one understands what she's saying.
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are the closed captions getting this accurately?
[9:40 PM] Ryu: my captions are talking about samsung
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well Samsung's presenting "Best Art Direction"
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: unless you mean the Samsung tech tips from way back.
[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's prostrating to the winners of the award.
[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone thought the Ring Fit Adventure teaser video (before it was actually announced as a game) with everyone flailing with their family was awful.
One should also think that woman doing that is the same.
[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Donald Mustard" on there, the random guy Rawk was obsessed over.
[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Still dunno who he is.
[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But Geoff is interrupting him.
[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I think this is all a Fortnite thing.
[9:44 PM] Ryu: wtf
[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wait wot
[9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're showing a Star Wars movie in-game in Fortnite?
[9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And the production guy randomly makes a FREE THE WHISPER GLIDER appears while they're talking.
[9:46 PM] Ryu: Red Storm Trooper?
[9:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Can Canada take Geoff Keighley back and never let him out?
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: All of these trailers are just showing eldritch abominations.
[9:52 PM] Ryu: Oh yeah, we still haven't got Green Day
[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff Keighley believes every League of Legend fan in the world is watching The Game Awards.
[9:54 PM] Ryu: Quit vaping
[9:55 PM] Ryu: commercial
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ugh.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But no quit smoking commercial.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or quit drinking alcohol.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or quit marijuana.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or opioids.
[9:56 PM] Ryu: Cyberpunk has a sountrack
[9:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pre-recorded swears.
[9:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A$AP ROCKY? Is that the guy who President Donald John Trump helped out of prison?
[9:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (He's going to contribute to the soundtrack to Cyberpunk 2077)
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So if President Donald John Trump didn't help him, that'd never happen?
[9:58 PM] Ryu: It was better when the red screen was up
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this "Grimes"?


The Game Awards 2019 Grimes Cyberpunk 2077
...Ew?

[9:59 PM] Ryu: Yes
[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Yeah, I'm just waiting for this to be over.
[10:00 PM] Ryu: That didn't sound like music from something cyberpunk themed
[10:00 PM] Ryu: Norman Reedus
[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Presenting the award for Best Action Game.
[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is Death Stranding nominated?
[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No. It's not. Alright.
[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Winner is... Devil May Cry 5.
Well, that'll make CAPCOM happy.
[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: See, they gave this guy a translator.
[10:03 PM] Ryu: He spoke French.
[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They just wanted to make fun of Ikumi Nakamura though. (Crazy lady)
[10:04 PM] Ryu: Montreal D&D game
[10:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (This Montreal guy spoke French, not the CAPCOM guy.)
[10:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (CAPCOM guy spoke Japanese with a translator.)
[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...this is a weird trailer.
[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They really want to show the running animations I guess.
[10:05 PM] Ryu: Not something I expected from D&D
[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who is Mirage?
[10:06 PM] Ryu: Apex Legend guy
[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: .....
[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ......................................
[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: .................................................................
[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Can he warp out now?
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 'kay.
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait now they're giving him a trailer?
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: After that?
[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What's the point of him leaving just to give him a trailer? >_>
[10:09 PM] Ryu: "Reggie is here and... he's readyyyy"
[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: refresh
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe I'll be caught up.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sports-people.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Doing something weird.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ultimate Rivals.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Apple Arcade.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Back.
[10:11 PM] Ryu: Will Wright looks really old now
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought he had green hair.
[10:12 PM] Ryu: Only on Super Nintendo
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I was in a Super Smash Bros. trailer with him. >_>
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's that Samsung guy.
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Brags about 120 frames per second, with a bunch of disclaimers about incompatible 120 frames per seconds stuff.
[10:13 PM] Ryu: Discord is shown
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright now this is a global gaming citizen or something, with a mentally-health-troubled soldier from Iraq.
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (You're still ahead)
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...they're showing Muppet things.
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And calling them visionaries.
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I guess he's stuck in the lobby! Hehehehe"
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Better joke than that basketball player.
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Still not funny.)
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So is this an Untitled Goose Game joke?
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Recognising socially conscious and progressive games in industry."
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is Ring Fit Adventure here?
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or just SJW stuff?
[10:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (SJW stuff)
[10:17 PM] Ryu: Goose muppet
[10:18 PM] Ryu: He said Geese. Shoutout to SNK
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess they don't respect "Games for Impact"
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: To give it a disruptive segment.
[10:19 PM] Ryu: Meanwhile, bots are trying to make the tga stream crash
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff Keighley is standing far, far away from the stage.
[10:20 PM] Ryu: The Nintendo category
[10:20 PM] Ryu: Reggie is ready
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: shhh
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're spoiling. :(
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's still Game Festivaling.
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best Family Game"
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, this is the Nintendo category.
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I kinda like Nintendo's chances in this category."
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Luig1's Mansion 3 won?
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Why? >_>
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How??
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Best Mobile Game.
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Call of Duty: Mobile"
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's a thing?
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: More creepy stuff.
[10:24 PM] Ryu: Geoff said Wild West
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Brand new MMORPG action gamr.
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Aren't they all?
[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring creepy slow-motion hands grabbing the screen.
[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And Ninja is here to hand out the award for best multiplayer game." Oh great. -_-
[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now a Google Stadia commercial.
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So if this commercial is any indication, Google doesn't know why they made the Stadia or why anyone should buy it.
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reminder this guy is supposed to be a store associate.
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So they probably give everyone a mind-trip.
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because that's about how many people are interested.
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ew Megan Fox to protect the Amazon Rainforest.
[10:28 PM] Ryu: This Stadia commercial reminded me of 90's VHS promotional tapes
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: DEVASTATING EFFECTS OF CLIMATE CHANGE.
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PLANT THOUSANDS OF NEW TREES.
[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They want us to donate to some mysterious organisation because PUBG and Tencent asked us to.
[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And some celebrities.
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And then another quit vaping commercial.
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Text "DITCHJUUL"
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What's with all of these left-wing authoritarian commercials?
[10:30 PM] Ryu: He was the most-watched streamer alive
[10:31 PM] Ryu: then he moved to Mixer
[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ninja trying to look like Larry Koopa.


The Game Awards 2019 Ninja best multiplayer game
(Larry Koopa after a haircut.)

[10:32 PM] Ryu: Fornite player is shaking hands with Apex Legends devs
[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Apex Legends is the best multiplayer game of 2019, apparently.
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's the stupid Mirage Voyage thing, right?
[10:33 PM] Ryu: yes
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is gonna fall forward from his weird posture.
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know what TikTok is.
[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that a Gen Z thing?
[10:34 PM] Ryu: yes
[10:34 PM] Ryu: It's the new Vine
[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Short video clips of people trying to go viral?
[10:35 PM] Ryu: yes
[10:35 PM] Ryu: but with music now
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hmph.

Well, here's the "cinematic" look at "Ghosts of Tsushima".
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this that game from Sony's tent party at E3 2018?
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Same autumn trees.
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Yes it is.)
[10:35 PM] Ryu: Yeah
[10:36 PM] Ryu: That's Sekiro's sequel
[10:36 PM] Ryu: (Not really)
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well they still like the golden leaves.
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf it has an orchestra
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this Green Day?
[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I'm guessing not.
[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Summer 2020"
Guess it can be at Sony E3 2020, then, assuming they return.
[10:39 PM] Ryu: Kojima still didn't get on stage

[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's like Sony skipping E3 2019 doesn't even matter since the stuff from 2018 still isn't out.
[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is Gears Tactics that Gears mobile game?
[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (no)
[10:41 PM] Ryu: I guess Death Stranding is winning the best game of the year?
[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Green Day still hasn't gone.
[10:42 PM] Ryu: I wonder if the Smash hype is dying yet
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're advertising a GAME FROM CHINA.
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, looks Chinese.
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sounds Chinese too.
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Just screeching.
[10:42 PM] Ryu: I'm watching Sekiro again
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this their version of Spiderman?
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Naraka Bladepoint"
They advertised a Twitter handle that was just Chinese characters.
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't think anyone's gonna be able to follow that.
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf a Mac logo
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Let's Be Well" by Luke, a gaming global citizen story.
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Looks like Roblox.
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy learns about depression.
[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The mom discusses her husband while showing pictures of the baby.
[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pedo.
[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, that pre-show person is from IGN?
[10:46 PM] Ryu: I feel like they did the on-going games already
[10:47 PM] Ryu: Fortnite gets its win
[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Spoiler. :x
[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's Donald Mustard.


The Game Awards 2019 Donald Mustard Epic Games
I don't get what's supposed to be fascinating about Donald Mustard.


[10:47 PM] Ryu: Still waiting for Reggie to announce Mother 3 on stage
[10:48 PM] Ryu: followed by Green Day
[10:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What the hell is he babbling about?
[10:49 PM] Ryu: wtf
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Donald Mustard is married.
[10:49 PM] Ryu: I'm sorry for your viewing experience
[10:49 PM] Ryu: in a minute
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...it's bunnies.
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dancing.
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: With guns.
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: More swear, although this one is warranted.
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Nine to Five"??
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: From Matias Myllyrinne at Redhill.
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Corporations rule everything and being a mercenary is just another job."
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sounds like a Democrat presidential debate.
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: eSports game of the year.
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring games all coming from before 2019?
[10:52 PM] Ryu: Expecting another Death Stranding win
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff Keighley laughs at "Trover Saves the Universe"
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Norman Reedus nominated for "Best Performance"
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Competing with Mads Mikkelsen for Death Stranding.
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Mads Mikkelsen wins!
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Still Death Stranding wins)
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (They had two of the slots)
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The winner of the fan vote is Fire Emblem: Three Houses"
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Afghan Super Girl or wotever is here.
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ("Afghan Hero Girl")
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They took a selfie.
[10:53 PM] Ryu: Reggie is presenting the indie game award lol
[10:53 PM] Ryu: next
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Black Desert Mobile is now available for iOS and Android"
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As opposed to, what, Black Desert Mobile being available for PlayStation 5?
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is what Wendy plays all day?
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Haha that guy got pwned by the horse.
[10:55 PM] Ryu: This Black Desert trailer is way too long
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's still going in the future?
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: >_>
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright it's over.
[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Not the whole show; I WISH.)
[10:56 PM] Ryu: His PC screen is way too big
[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We're back...
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff is plugging Western Digital.
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Very excited to introduce Green Day.
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Green Day is invited here because Geoff is a personal fan of live music.
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Including Loiter Squad, I guess.)
[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Aren't these guys washed up?
[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I remember them from the 1990s.
[11:01 PM] Ryu: (I just checked the Smash Ultimate game page on Twitch and most streamers are re-streaming the TGA lol)
[11:01 PM] Ryu: Green Day singer just said the f word
[11:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Swear, again.
[11:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So do people listen to this crap for fun?
[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Green Day, I mean.
[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I already know the answer for The Game Awards in general.
[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're inviting the audience to storm the stage.
[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait, they're doing ANOTHER song?
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Middle finger.
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: To the audience??
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And the viewers?
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude, I don't WANT to be watching this. I'm doing you a favour. Why the heck are you flipping me off?
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's swearing again.
[11:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Good they're LEAVING.
[11:06 PM] Ryu: Beat Saber + Green Day was the announcement

[11:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The collab we've always wanted."
[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: - Geoff Keighley continually lying.
[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We have a lot of show still coming up."
WHY
[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It just gets bigger and bigger." Yeah it gets longer and longer.
[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now please welcome a good friend...
[11:09 PM] Ryu: Regginator
[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie Fils-Aime.
[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Advertising @Reggie on Twitter)
[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sunglasses indoors.
[11:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Fils-a-mech is in the house!"
[11:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It was just over 16 years ago I joined this industry as an executive."
[11:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Videogames now bigger than movies and music and television.
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fangirl REALLY likes it's bigger than television.
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Videogame technology to help surgeons practice.
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And enable college students to simulate business situations and develop real-world skills.
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He'll always be an ambassador of videogames as a force for good and fun.
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or something.
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "In this category, fresh indie game, you can see how games are continuing to evolve as entertainment. I think this is the most important award of the night, because I believe indie developers are the most important creators in the industry."
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie thinks that indie developers are innovative.
[11:12 PM] Ryu: He's giving quite the speech
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.koopatv.org/2019/12/murder-by-numbers-nintendo-indie-world.html
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He should read the intro to that article.
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Making an Iwata reference.
[11:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For the RIP sympathy.
[11:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "In this category, you can look forward."
[11:13 PM] Ryu: "Indie games presented by Subway"
[11:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He keeps talking.
[11:13 PM] Ryu: There's something funny about this
[11:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Fresh Indie Game presented by Subway"
[11:14 PM] Ryu: Disco Elysium is still winning
[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Shh.
[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait, what?
[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They won "Best Independent Game"?
[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's a different category?
[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Fresh Indie Game" and "Best Independent Game" are different categories?
[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Whoops I didn't get a screenshot of Reggie.
[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo fanbase won't like that.
[11:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Though they shouldn't like anything in this awards show. No one should!)
[11:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "SURPRISE! There's a second League of Legends announcement!"
[11:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Single-player action platformer?
[11:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OOH GOOD THEME.
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF MESSING WITH TIME.
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SLAY DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME.
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ABOLISH DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME.
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ew another Stadia commercial.
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: False advertising.
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Stadia gives you magic zappy fingers."
[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Whatever this commercial is, it's giving me motion sickness.
[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Surgeon Simulator 2"
[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, well, guess I'm supposed to be sick.
[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hence the need for a surgeon.
[11:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Vaping commercial is back.
[11:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They can't even get enough advertisers for this that every commercial is unique?
[11:21 PM] Ryu: Seeing those PS commercials, you would think the only Sony exclusives are Uncharted and God of War
[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or maybe it's a commentary on how many commercials they're feeding us.
[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is just sputtering letters of the alphabet.
[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff Keighley back.
[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: World premiere "a re-announcement"
[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What even the world premieres are repeats?
[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nonsense filler.
[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Wolf Among Us 2 A Telltale Series"
[11:23 PM] Ryu: So, Kojima is waiting for his GotY trophy?
[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought they went out of business.
[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nominees for Best Game Direction.
[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring Death Stranding.
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (And Resident Evil 2)
[11:24 PM] Ryu: Did Death Stranding win every time they were nominees?
[11:24 PM] Ryu: there's Kojima
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: whoa they're still pulling it out
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Death Stranding wins!


The Game Awards 2019 Hideo Kojima Death Stranding best game direction director
Hideo Kojima is a terrible director. Nothing about Death Stranding gives off the impression of having a coherent direction.

[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh... I think so.
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Might've missed one.
[11:24 PM] Ryu: For someone who loves America so much, why doesn't he know English?
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kojima gets a translator too.
[11:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe he's one of those "English isn't the official language so hah!" losers.
[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Commercial break again.
[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, "2019 Gaming Tweet of the Year" is a real award?
[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Huh.
[11:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's pathetic, even by The Game Awards standards.
[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (There's more commercials than award show in the past 15 minutes)
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And they're back, with "an actress and producer", "Michelle Rodriguez"
[11:30 PM] Ryu: "Last"
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Never heard of her.
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "One last game announcement."
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "World premiere of the latest expansion to the Fast & Furious saga"
[11:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is long.
[11:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that music also Kendrick Lamar?
[11:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Can you believe it's been like 18 years, man?"
It's been 3 hours for this stupid award show.
[11:33 PM] Ryu: Reggie isn't impressed by Vin Diesel
[11:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Neither am I.
[11:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is he gonna announce GOTY?
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I love all of you."
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The Game Awards Orchestra.
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Here to "pay tribute to all the nominees."
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is nominated, right?
[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So it's going to get orchestra time?
[11:35 PM] Ryu: yeah
[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well so far just Death Stranding.
[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Got some Lifelight, (No vocals)


The Game Awards 2019 orchestra Super Smash Bros. Ultimate game of the year
See? It's Super Smash Bros. Ultimate! Enjoy your new character of Incineroar!


[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And NOW there's vocals.
[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For "Control"
[11:36 PM] Ryu: I like the sekiro music though
[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sekiro music just started.
[11:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I like it too)
[11:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Whoa Resident Evil 2 vocals.
[11:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And dramatically different than the rest of the medley.
[11:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Orchestra over.
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Vin Diesel presenting GOTY 2019 award with that other person.
[11:38 PM] Ryu: Well, I didn't expect that GOTY
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Guessing not Death Stranding)
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Goes to...
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sekiro.
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Did he pronounce it totally wrong?
[11:39 PM] Ryu: Miyazaki!!!
[11:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Surprised and overjoyed at the reaction that we saw."
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'd like to share the joy of receiving this award with the staff at From Software"
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (And with Activision for "their support", booo)
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Huge thank you to our players."
[11:40 PM] Ryu: They walk away like "How did we manage to steal GOTY?"
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is it over now?
[11:41 PM] Ryu: yes
[11:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Good.
[11:41 PM] Ryu: No Smash lol
[11:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Good.
[11:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I get to trash the speculators.
[11:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Look forward to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate news at EVO Japan 2020!



Ludwig hates The Game Awards, told everyone not to watch it, and he was absolutely correct about everything he said about it leading up to the event.


If you're a masochist, watch 2018's The Game Awards log here.
Here's some more information on the Xbox Series X.

6 comments :

  1. Compared to previous years,the entire show was even more devoid of any substance and was nothing more than just a giant advertisement for the gaming industry. If it was not for Nintendo hyping up the event on Twitter, I would not have tuned in at all. The one positive thing I will say is at least the Game of the Year was not predictable for once.

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    1. I wonder if anyone would find it worthwhile for me to do a year-over-year comparison about The Game Awards content. (Commercials, world premieres, actual awards.)

      Though that sounds like a torturous endeavour and giving more credit to The Game Awards than it deserves.

      Nintendo hyped up the event so you'd watch their multitude of Nintendo Switch commercials.

      Yah, Sekrio wasn't predictable. But that wasn't really something anyone watching was looking forward to. I mean, they literally were hyping up Green Day more than what game wins Game of the Year.

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    2. Yeah, you know, it seemed to me that yeah that's pretty much what it was. Good to know my unthinking disdain for them was on target!

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    3. I'll note that people are overrating Nintendo's event-hyping. None of what they posted suggested anything more than advertising what's nominated at the show, including them taking ownership of Fortnite.

      We had...


      Nintendo of America
      ‏Verified account @NintendoAmerica
      Dec 12

      #TheGameAwards is live! Tune in via, mobile, desktop, or the YouTube app on your #NintendoSwitch to catch it as it happens!


      Nintendo of America
      ‏Verified account @NintendoAmerica
      Dec 12

      Check out the #NintendoSwitch nominees at #TheGameAwards! Which ones have you had a chance to play?



      Nintendo of America
      ‏Verified account @NintendoAmerica
      Dec 12

      Celebrate a year of great games on #NintendoSwitch with a special sale in honor of #TheGameAwards! Save up to 50% on select digital titles until 12/18.



      Nintendo of America
      ‏Verified account @NintendoAmerica
      Dec 11

      Get ready to celebrate a great year in gaming by catching #TheGameAwards tomorrow at 5:30pm PT!

      https://thegameawards.com



      Nintendo of America
      ‏Verified account @NintendoAmerica
      Nov 19

      The Legend of #Zelda: Link's Awakening, #FireEmblem: Three Houses, and #ASTRALCHAIN are just a few of the #NintendoSwitch nominees at #TheGameAwards, including a Game of the Year nomination for Super #SmashBrosUltimate!

      Which games this year were your favorites? @thegameawards

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  2. Meanwhile I struggle to stay up late so I just fell asleep and woke up to the sound of music of people sad about no character reveal.

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    1. Can confirm Kamek was sleeping during The Game Awards. As I implied in my preamble, sleeping is a much better use of time than The Game Awards.

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