It is about time that KoopaTV get some sort of theme song. And... today, that still won't happen. 'cause we're not going to use this in the future.
According to Iggy and Lemmy Koopa, the Koopa Kingdom pledge of allegiance is as follows:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Lands of Dinosaur World.But since today just happens to be July 4, we should recite the KoopaTV version of the Star-Spangled Banner, shouldn't we? Well, here we go.
And to the repulsiveness for which he stands,
One Koopa underground, reprehensible,
With lizards and Goombas for all!"
|The Shell-Spangled Banner itself.|
Oh say can you read, by your monitor's dull light,So there are like three more verses of the Star-Spangled Banner but I don't even like the song. I think we can all agree that the Confederate anthem is a lot better. It's plenty more upbeat than the somber Star-Spangled Banner. That song doesn't even make sense. That's why everyone forgets the words to it. It's not intuitive at all. So go listen to the much better national anthem below:
What we proudly hailed as hard-hitting commentary?
Whose amusing prose and hard shells, always starting a fight,
We've been here over a year, always defending the contrary.
And with NeoGAF's intolerant glare, and the reactionary scares,
Gives proof ev'ry night that the best trait is self-aware.
KoopaTV's shell-spangled banner rises high and proud,
Over the Internet of the free, breaking bound'ries of what's allowed.
Either way, that Shell-Spangled Banner is going places. Like the trash. Have a happy 4th of July!
|“This is what Sakurai's pic of the day should've been. Palutena and Pit enjoying fireworks!”|
KoopaTV's staff can't play Super Smash Bros. Brawl on July 4 anymore. Whoops.
See last year's Artistic Corner entry on July 4. It's probably better than this.
Ludwig ended up singing this song.
Ludwig made another song — a Christmas Carol, actually. Enjoy it (lyrics-only) here.
KoopaTV's official theme song is here, made a year later.