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Friday, December 5, 2014

KoopaTV Live Reacts: The Game Awards FIRST HALF

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Didn't we learn our lesson last year?

The Game Awards is the sequel to last year's VGX. (AKA the worst live reaction log in KoopaTV's history.) For whatever reason, we're watching its sequel despite vowing to not watch this shit ever again.

And you get to read us suffer.

I'm Nintendork 13 13, and RawkHawk2010 is himself. Enjoy us making Ferguson and Garner references while wondering why Nintendo is treated so badly.

Hideo Kojima's glasses.
Wireframe Little Mac plays guitar, so that's cool.
The live reaction log continues where this one ends.
 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
  "THE GAME AWARDS WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. DECEMBER 5, 2014 LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA"

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    Will Loiter Squad be back, I wonder?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    ...oh no
    OH NO
    NOOOOOOOOO

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    I REMEMBER IT ALL
    IT'S COMING BACK TO ME
    They're probably rioting in Ferguson.

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    I can't believe that was only a year ago.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    They gave a warning.
    Some viewers may find this offensive.
    Well, I found VGX offensive.
    Can we pretend that TGA
    and VGX
    are totally different?
    And are not connected to one another in any way?
    wtf
    Miyamoto quote

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    CRANKY

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    Well.
    AHH
    ME
    I WAS THERE
    THEY JUST SHOWED ME
  
    AND KING DAD
    wtf it's that asshole from that CoD game we watched
    The Atlas

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    I don't know what half of these games even are.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    Is Smash 4's trailers the only Nintendo game they know about?
    "United by our love for videogames"

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    What the fuck?
    Was that flatulence?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    Then they inserted a South Park fart
    SMB theme
    on piano.

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    Is that Koji?

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    where's sadie robertson

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    I don't actually know what Kondo looks like.
    But they enticed Nintendo fans to watch this with SMB garbage.

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    Why the fuck is this so Nintendo-focused?
    Are they making up for the last ten years?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    Because Cranky Kong got the most attention last year.
    So they recognized an untapped audience.
    Oh yeah.
    Billy Mitchell was there last year.
    That was awesome.

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    REGGIE

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    AHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    Time to announce the new DKC!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    WHAT PIN
    IS HE WEARING
    Yo this feels like Nintendo's E3 conference.

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    Zelda trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    ...well.
    No.
    >.>;
    Okay.
    That IS Kondo.
    I didn't know he didn't have hair.
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    ...main composer for Mario Maker.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    They're plugging THAT?

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    Sounds like a misnomer.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    That's their major thing?
    "You're probably wondering what's next for Nintendo."
    MK8, SSB4, SSB4...
    ...and even Captain Toad.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    where is tropical freeze

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    So nothing for the whole first half of the year
    and then nothing until the end of the year.
    Head to Japan
    special friend
    oh no
    WORLD PREMIERE

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    Star Fox?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    ew
    Miyamoto.
    Warp pipe shirt.
    Majora's Mask 3D?
    Amiibo...

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
    Miyamoto sounds drugged.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    ...SPLATOON ^.^
    Yeah.
    He does.
    Star Fox got a cheer.
    "2015 is also a special year."
    "30th anniversary of SMB."
    When will the game industry learn that
    just because it's an anniversary
    doesn't make it special?

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
    .......................

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    The world premiere is of Mari0 Maker.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    XD

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    Literally.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    The audience.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    ....I thought I was being facetious.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    Someone boo'd.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    Dat main composing.
    Dat coin explosion.
    Well this looks a bit more robust than wot they showed at E3.
    So can you make the timer optional?
    ('cause I just wrote about how timers are shit yesterday.)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Miyamoto had too many of the mushrooms.
    "2015 will be very fun for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS owners."
    And now Nintendo will never be mentioned again.
    ew
    Geoff Keighley
    EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
    Can we end log and stop watching?
    "This is something I'm doing entirely new."

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    They're streaming this on Wii U?

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Wait.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    wait

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Snake is here.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    I wanna
    yeah
    I wanna hear what he has to say.

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Also apparently Reggie was wearing a Wii Music pin.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    JACK BAUETR

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    IT'S JACK FUCKING BAUER
    He's spamming the word "technology"
    "A real advocate for 3D movies"
    Why would you be embarassed about no movie innovations?

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
    Miyamoto made everyone think he was about to announce Zelda.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    Don't innovate for no reason.
    "I think in a few years we'll all be out of a job"
    Audience: "Woo!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    "My Big Boss"
    ohohohoh
    Let's hear what Kojima has to say.
    ...wot's with his glasses
    I thought MGS5 came out already.

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    I think that was Phantom Pain.
    Or MGS pre-5.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    This guy literally looks like Kojima with different hair.
    And not silly glasses.
    ...And English.

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    watch this be Snake's Smash 4 DLC reveal trailer.
    SURPRISE!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    ....
    wtf
    puppy
    CoD dog?

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    TPSes > FPSes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    He's just walking through a guy getting Garner'd

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    We agree?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    SF Assault, Uprising, etc.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    There's no contest.
    puppy

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    So you can do all this in-game?
    Or is this running via in-game engine or what?
    boots
    Metal Gear Online Tactical Team Operations
    A TTO instead of an MMO?
    I like it.

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    #GARNERING

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    It's one letter away from TTPO!
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    Tim Schafer.
    One of Anita's goons.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    We haven't seen him in person since E3.
    Where he wrote a letter to himself.

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    What about in the latest femfreq video?
    He was one of the 25 men!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    And pretended to be a little girl.
    He was?

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    ...Oh.
    Overlooked him.
    Too busy laughing at mustache-guy.
    Anita somehow found a ton of dudes that make Schafer look normal!
    Kevin Spacey as Jonathan Irons
    Is it good I still remember him?

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    ...actually I totally forgot his name.
    Which is why I referred to him as the Atlas guy. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    What is going on right now?
    Best actor?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    Best Performance.
    ...which is best actor, yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    Cranky Kong as...Cranky Kong.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    Trey Parker as Lots-O-Voices
    Winner is Trey Parker.
    Well, we're not seeing Nintendo again.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    ...
    Well that was a silly reason.
    New games to reveal.
    Well, we won't care.
    We won't see 'em where we are!
    *end log*

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    What about Phil?

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    Get your ass back here.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    <.<;

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    We gotta wait for Phil.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    Is he
    uh
    showing up

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    What if he reveals the new Rare game?
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    Who is "65 Days of Static"

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    I have no idea.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    Is it that chiptune guy right there?

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    ahahahahahahahahaha.
    That name would sure be accurate.
    "65 Days of Static"
    Since it literally is endless static.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    So the "commercials" are game trailers?
    We should've paid to get the Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!! ad video as one of these commercials.

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    You know.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Can you imagine the reaction?

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    At least Keighley has a stage this time.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    I liked his sofa.

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    Unlike last year where they were in a sitcom living room.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    It was homely.
    ...
    well
    It felt like a college dorm, actually.
    ...which is a bad thing.

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    yeh.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    So yeah, stage, good thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    So you want us to sit through hours of shit on the off-chance a Rare game is shown?

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    Majora's Mask bells.
    yes.
    #IStandWithPhil

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    You're the one who slept during the CoD Advanced Warfare movie!
    And that was actually kinda interesting.

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    yea but I wasn't expecting Rare!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    Nice stealth, asshole.
    Jumps from 2 stories and thuds.
    Is that the audience cheering arson
    or is that like
    in-game
    I can't tell.
    IT SOUNDS SYNTHESIZED
    This is a Ferguson riot simulator.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    Complete with dudes who don't know how to speak proper English.
    NICE TOUCH.

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 pm
    I have no desire to play this.
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    I'm gonna use this time to reply to Feriku's comment.

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    Actually.
    That combat looked pretty goo-
    WHAT THE FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    Conan O Brian?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    They're doing game of the year already?
    ...well not at this rate.
    "At the heart of any roleplaying game is the idea of choice"
    um

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    Fuck Bioware.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    what

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    That's WRPG bullshit.
    JRPGs don't have that at the heart of them!

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    who are these jackasses?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    Indies.
    I think.

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    I think the 3/5ths rule needs to be applied to Indies.
    As far as dev rights go.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    Is this a performance
    ...is this the 65 Static thing

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    what the fuck
    I thought they were revealing a game!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Because they said that would be the next musical performance!

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Laughing out loud.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Well, I'm thoroughly surprised on what 65 Days of Static would be like.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Oh.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Just a very pretentious reveal.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Is this Mulan
    ...with snow

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    It looks like Mulan with the art style of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    You know, that doesn't sound bad.
    "The Banner Saga 2"
    ew bungie
    ew Destiny
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    Bungie fans:
    "Destiny's not great because it's not done yet!:

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    "Tonight, Destiny has won best score and soundtrack and best online."

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    "And won't be done for another half-decade!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Poor Tropical Freeze.

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    Fuck.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Well, when KoopaTV does its own Game of THAT Year 2014...
    ...Tropical Freeze is gonna be nominated for a lot!
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    ..........
    ROFL.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Francis?

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    The award for trending?

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    The victim of anti-#GamerGate death threats.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    It's actually
    #ICantBreate
    *ICantBreathe
    ewwww
    Oh shit
    was it last year at VGX

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    Is PewDiePie gonna be in this?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    with all of those popular freaks
    doing intermissions
    Those YouTube shitheads?
    Mega64 had that shit in space or something.
    That was absolutely terrible.
    "pewdiepie"
    screaming into the mic

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    HE'S EVEN SCREAMING IN THE MIC IN HIS OWN THING
    Winner is...
    Totalbiscuit.

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    TotalBiscuit.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    (I dunno who that is)

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    Isn't he a GamerGater?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    Dude has a staff.
    Apparently he's diseased.
    ...With cancer.

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    Although neutral, he was subsequently attacked by Phil Fish and others on Twitter, and branded a misogynist.[31][30] Bain has since discussed the ethical and professional concerns relevant to the video games press, and has stated that he believes that many of the ethical concerns raised during the controversy are valid or deserve to addressed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    oh no
    Electronic Arts
    uggggggggggh
    Peter Moore
    Madden Curse world premiere?

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    Peter Moore reminds me of Jim Cramer.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    EA is on the ADVISORY BOARD
    for The Game Awards?
    So EA advised them on how to make it shit?
    No wonder.
    Isn't it a conflict of interest...
    ...To have a game developer with games being nominated...
    ...Be on the advisory board?
    (Why doesn't #GamerGate care about THAT?)

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    brothas
    Is this in France?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    Ask Kamek.
    He's our expert.

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    That guy looked so consistently smug.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    Well, it's EA.
    Of course they're smug.

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    I like the visual here.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    Voted worst company in America twice in a row

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    With the moon.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    and still the favourite company of the gay agenda.

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    Wait.
    Is Hazelight the studio?
    Or the game?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    "Best mobile game"
    I don't want to sit through this garbaagggeee
    Especially this guy having a seizure on a Game Boy.

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    XD
    Oh shit
    I thought that was Zelda.

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    "Download Now for Early Access"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    As opposed to download later for standard access?

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    This doesn't look that bad.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    It's Sunset Overdrive again.
    ...the same trailer
    Now with ratings embedded.

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    M rating

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    These are all rated M

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    lol
    "Far Cry 4 Season Pass"
    the game is called Season Pass?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    Sounds shameless.
  
    Marty O'Donnell.

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    I thought Marty got fired.
    I'm preeeetty sure he did.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    ...Oh yeah, there was a Bungie got who got fired.
    "We're gonna do something musical now."
    A guy named Greg.

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    People thought it might've been over his political beliefs.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    Paying tribute to favourite game songs.
    A medley.
    "Pretty trippy."
    "My buddy Greg Stewart."
    They look like the Little Mac wireframes.

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    Is this 65 Days of Static?

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    Chemical Plant Zone

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    No 65 Days of Static was the Mulan promo.
    This is just some dude named Greg.
    With his "friends"
    (one other guy)

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    I like the light-drumming.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    (apparently)
    Yeah.
    Oh hey it's Guile

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    yea
    "Come on Earl! You gotta dance Earl!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Is the friend doing all the work?
    While Greg is just drumming?
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    "AW LAAAAAAAAAAWD!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    LOL
    Classic video.
    Well the other guy is just clapping his hands.
    So no one is doing any actual performance.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    IT'S MILLI VANILLI ALL OVER AGAIN

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    tetris
    Is Tetris the only Russian creation we value?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    Soviet anthem.

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    Yeah.
    Kind of a weak selection.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    "Game of the year. You died."

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    "Why does everything have to be Dark?"
    "Whata are y'all, liberal?"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    I thought he'd make a Ferguson joke.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    ADAM ORTH

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    Adam Orth.
    That sounds familiar...

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    The guy who got fired for leaking Xbox One always-online details.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    ...the hell is he doing here?
    He's an indie dev now?
    World premiers don't mean much if they're indie shit from disgraced people.
    (Unless we debuted TTPO here or something)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    So do you wanna play this?

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    no
    It's a fucking screensaver.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    A first person game featuring a guy floating through space?
    lol
    Why was a dude in the crowd cheering?
    Pity?

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    Now your computer is getting a virus.
    Screensaver ending.
    BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
    (or white)
    Comedians?
    is that fat Al Sharpton

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    "I SEE YOU NAUGHTY DAWGS!"
    What the fuck?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    Is this the guy who plays black males on Saturday Night Live?

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    The ghost of his ancestors start chasing him.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    I can't keep thinking this is a Saturday Night Live skit.

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    Mad King Sharpnard's work, surely.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    *stop
    Orchestra Hero

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    Is this real

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    No this is still an SNL skit.
    They literally dragged out mobile garbage award
    with comedian garbage.
    wtf
    Bravely Default???
    That's not mobile shit.
    That's a 3DS game!
    wtf
    SSB 3DS??!?
    Why the hell are legitimate games

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    well

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    being mixed in with mobile garbage?

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    Wait where is Pokemon?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Game award goes to
    Hearthstone???

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    ROFL.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Did Smash just lose
    wtf
    REGGIE?

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    They bailed out pretty quickly.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    THEY HAVE REGGIE ON
    RIGHT AFTER
    SMASH GOT HUMILIATED

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    XD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    BY MOBILE GARBAGE?
    Significance of this year pin.
    Mari0 pin.
    you said it was a music pin
    "Thank you for all of the Nintendo support for the show."

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    "Cranky"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    YOU'RE REPAYING IT BY HAVING MOBILE SHIT BEAT HANDHELD
    <_<;
    Nintendo got best fighting game of the year (the only one?)
    and best developer of the year?
    Hey, that one is good.

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    Wait.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    ...So the best fighting game of the year lost to mobile garbage?

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    They just won those?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Yes.
    They just won those.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    How?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Without ceremony.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    I thought he said they were nominated.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Why are they torturing Reggie
    by having him pass the trophy to mobile shit that just beat him
    Did they just say Nintendo is doing a world premiere?
    For the handheld.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    World Premiere

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    S.T.E.
    yeah
    I knew it.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    What's with this awkward zooming on Reggie's face?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    When they said handheld.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    It's fucking creepy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    Multiplayer.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    I thought we saw this already.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    "Where are my awards?" - Reggie

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    Multiplayer.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    No that was single player.
    .....
    uh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    this is familiar
    Isn't this wot they showed in the Direct

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    I think it is.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    According to TGA
    Nintendo Direct doesn't exist.
    Typical mainstream media.

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    Okay we didn't see this.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    Okay this part is new.
    This music is new.

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    Do we want this?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    ...
    Honestly no.
    March 13 2015.
    Is that date new?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    I don't understand why people think glorifying Abraham Lincoln is apolitical.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Me neither.

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    Just cuz you're old and dead doesn't mean you're apolitical.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    It's a blatant political statement.
    Nintendo of America ‏@NintendoAmerica 5m5 minutes ago Thanks to #TheGameAwards for naming Nintendo the Developer of the Year! We are honored!
    Yeah, Nintendo just won that.
    Without any ceremony.

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    Yeah, god forbid that happen.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    They have a ceremony for mobile garbage

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    This shit currently going on is clearly far more important.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    and just off-handedly mention Nintendo is the best developer?
    Reddit influended this guy's name
    So his game is now
    "Before"
    ...
    That's an AWFUL NAME.

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    That's worse than Smash For.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    How are you going to search that on Google?

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    So they said Reddit came up with it for a fall guy?
    "Hey, Reddit screwed our name's searchability! Blame them!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    This guy reminds me of Charles Manson.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    ...
    uh
    wot's with their face

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    This reminds me of Pokefarm.
    or whatever that Wiiware game was.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    It's like they're a victim of that Gyroid thing from Animal Crossing.
    Where your face turns into a Gyroid.
    What triggered that?

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    This music sounds miserable.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    WELL THIS is dragging>
  
    He said his girlfriend made it.
    Blame Reddit for the name.
    Blame girlfriend for the music.
    You know the real responsibility for why this is shit?
    The Charles Manson guy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    'cause he had executive authority!

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    I don't think Phil is in this.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    "Coming up" a bunch of M-rated shooters.
    Troy Baker.
    It's the TLoU guy.
    They're doing the weird zoom-in on his face too.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    I'm getting sick of the word "limitless"
    Limits are good.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    http://giant.gfycat.com/JointGreatDuckbillplatypus.gif

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    this is boring
    A dude just got beheaded
    like
    ...are they trying to desensitise us to ISIS?
    "Hands up! Don't shoot!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    What's the difference between a Sneak Peak and a World Premiere?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    Maybe a sneak peak is involuntary on the developer's perspective?
    So they sneak into the dev's HQ and steal a reel?
    wtf
    That guy
    is that fat guy with the fedora meme pic
    On the drums.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    "Don't hold your hands up!"
    - song
    #HandsUpDontShoot

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    this has gone on for too long

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    ...
    It's ended.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    E-Sports category...?
    (Are Melee dudes gonna be there?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    Scarf Boy will give a formal apology for the Diddy Kong incident.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    wtf
    I thought they said they'd take to the stage.
    For the e-sports thing.
    Guess not.
    Who is this dude?

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    Yeah did they even say his name?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    uhhhh
    Very quickly.

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    They were just like, "Hey, take this."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    lol
    "You're a great ambassador for e-sports."
    Did he say his name is "Nate Shot"?

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    What was his name?
    That's what I heard.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    That's a perfect name.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    Must be it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    For what he does.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    Why is this guy lunging?
    Looks like he's about to eat themic.
    the mic*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    I thought it was pronounced "Coh-moh-dohr"
    did he just swear
    "We're supposed to be recording but we've been playing League of Legends instead... hahahahahah fuck"
    EA category?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    oh hey MK8
    Full of death stares.

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    gonna say that mototcycle game should win.
    looks the most fun

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    wtf
    Kart 8 won
    Wot is that awful music
    Was that in the game?

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    Is that actually MK music?
    I don't think it was.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    I don't remember this.
    Reggie finally goes to the stage with an award.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    Must be something from 65 Days of Static.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Reggie talks about bringing something "new" whenever they make a new game.
    (That, or put the word "New" in the title)

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    Notice how Reggie got the hell out of there.

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    Reggie should have walked up there, said "Thanks", and just walked off.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    Why is everyone so flamboyant now?

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    Was this guy in Anita's video?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    Who knows.

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    Bleh. TotalBiscuit for trending gamer. Fuck. Everything. It's not silly enough no females get nominated, that scumbag piece of shit gets in and wins? Damn MRA piece of shit goons. Also Destiny? What the fuck? What the fuck good music does Destiny have? Name one good Destiny song. See, this is why the general public shouldn't get to vote on award shows. They have shitty opinions and innately favor games that sold more.
  
    Grumble grumble grumble.
    -DS

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    I think the public only voted on the trending part.
    Yasiell Pooeeg?
    What are they supposed to be showing now...?

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    I thought that was it.
    ...
    wait.
    It WAS.
    http://i.imgur.com/hkqd3Y0.png

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    ...
    can we stop watching

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    It's almost over.
    Surely.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    How do you kniow?
    I feel like they're going until midnight EST.
    Because they're in PST.

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    I suspect it's only ~2 hours.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    It's 7:39 PM over there.
    No way.
    They only nominated two games for GOTY.
    We're like half way.

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    Press X to Stay Still.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    wtf girl gets kidnapped
    Anita will have a fit.
    "A new Lara Croft game"

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    Osiris.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    I thought the series was "Tomb Raider".

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    That's Slifer the Sky Dragon.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    Or would does Lara Croft excite people more than the thought of raiding tombs?

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    "Everything I Love About The Franchise"
    yet that looked nothing like ANYTHING from a Tomb Raider game.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    My bag of raisins is empty now
    I HAVE NOTHING LEFT

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    is this destiny

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    I thought that came ou--...
    "Expansion I"
    Guess it is.

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    First HALF?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    We're only halfway through?
    We're 105 minutes in.
    By the time it ends it won't be Friday!
    Well, I guess this will be a two-part log series.
    Stay tuned!
    (HEY, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT WITHOUT THE ANNOUNCER SAYING THAT.)

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7 comments :

  1. *folds arms* You missed Tim Schafer in that video even after I named him my favorite?

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    1. If I couldn't recognize Koji Kondo I'm not recognizing Schafer.

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  2. No, I mean... you said you didn't know he was in the video even though I said he was just the other day.
    But never mind. It doesn't really matter... xD

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    1. Well you never mentioned it in our AIM chats or in these comments.

      I did a search for it.

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    2. But... I see it... o_o

      "My favorite was Tim Schafer, of course, because he made one of the best video games of all time: Psychonauts!"

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    3. ...I do remember you saying that.
      And searching that into Google pulls up your comment.

      SO WHY DOES SEARCHING "Schafer" into Blogger's comm-...

      OH.
      BECAUSE BLOGGER TRUNCATED YOUR COMMENT FROM THE... uh... PUBLISHED COMMENTS tab so my search failed.

      ...Okay I didn't put 2 and 2 together.

      Delete

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