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Thursday, December 25, 2014

Baby It's Cold Outside — So Read KoopaTV!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - I have a good excuse this time for why this is just lyrics.

KoopaTV is in the giving and holiday season. As such, Ludwig has written a KoopaTV Khristmas Karol! ...Sorry, that's too gratuitous. A KoopaTV Christmas Carol!

...You miiight recognize what it's based off of. I hope you would!

The text in black is sung by... uh... Ms. Mowz. And the text in purple is sung by who is playing... um... Broggy. Yeah. Those are the roles. ...See the picture. Since I'm only just one dude, I can't sing both parts, right? ...Right? So you just get lyrics, but hey, you can sing it in your head.

KoopaTV Merry Christmas Baby It's Cold Outside Ms. Mowz Hermie III Broggy
(Hermie III sprite ripped by A.J. Nitro of The Spriters Resource.)

(And for some reason they're singing about KoopaTV too, right after this page-break. And really, why go outside when you got this website inside?)

I really can't stay
(But baby, it's cold outside)
I've got to go away
(But baby, it's cold outside)
This evening has been
(Been hoping that you'd browse in)
So very nice
(I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
My mother will start to worry
(Beautiful what's your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor
(Listen to the fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry
(Beautiful please don't hurry)
But maybe just another article more
(That's a great idea, mi amor)

The neighbors might judge
(Baby, it's bad out there)
I would really like to budge
(No other sites as good out there)
I wish I knew how
(Your laughter is so sweet-sounding now)
To break this spell
(Your enjoyment of this might just send you to hell)
I ought to say, "No, no, no sir"
(Just submit to your guilty pleasure)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
(Look, your comment has gotten replied)
I really can't stay
(Oh baby don't close the tab)
Ah, but it's cold out side
(Baby, it's cold out side)

I simply must go
(But baby, it's cold outside)
The answer is no
(But baby, it's cold outside)
Still, KoopaTV has been so
(How lucky that you browsed in)
So funny and true
(Did you know that it's ran by a Jew?)
My sister will be suspicious
(She should know it's all to be facetious)
My brother will shout,
(Don't let him give doubt)
My maiden aunts' mind is vicious
(My pleas are getting repetitious)

Can we just have a timeout?
(Let's play Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!!)

I've gotta get home
(Baby, you can make it your homepage)
Say, lend me a coat
(Or a bookmark with CTRL + D?)
You've really been grand
(I was only a helping hand)
Liking this is so taboo
(Let's play Defend Anita Sarkeesian too)
I'm bound to get banned at GAF
(They don't matter, don't make me laugh)
At least there will be plenty implied
(You have to stand up to 'em with pride)
I really can't stay
(They publish every weekday)

Baby, it's cold
Baby, it's cold outside

Whether it's raining out, or it's a blizzard out, or it's just too cold or for any excuse you don't want to go outside, KoopaTV is always up on the Internet, just waiting for you to enjoy its bountiful contents. Have a Merry Christmas!

For what KoopaTV did last year on Christmas, click here.
KoopaTV also made a song for July 4th but didn't sing it...
...Until July 7th by popular demand. 
KoopaTV wrote a KoopaTV version of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.


  1. But it's hot for me. What do I do?

    1. It's HOT outside?

      Better stay inside with some air conditioning and read some KoopaTV. :)

    2. Yes because it's summer where I live.

  2. *throws up hands* I list off all my favorite Christmas carols, and you make a parody of one of my least favorites! XDDD
    But in all seriousness, that was amusing. :P

    1. I also got a list from Kamek. (Well his list was literally "listen to Elvis's Christmas songs and Dean Martin's")

      I listened to them all, and Baby It's Cold Outside (from Dean Martin) was my favourite.


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