I have finally done it. You know what KoopaTV does at the start of every month to review the previous one? Other sites call that activity a NEWSLETTER. Except this isn't being e-mailed to anyone. Although, I hear you can get new KoopaTV articles sent to your e-mail using the "E-Mail Subscription" feature if you look at the bottom of any page on KoopaTV. Either way, this is the new naming scheme. No clever wordplay, but that's what every other KoopaTV article is for.
You're probably wondering about the status of KoopaTV, given Friday's article saying that we might have gotten Ebola. Well, we explained to the Centers for Disease Control that since we're not health workers or anything, we were not in contact with the local people in Sierra Leone when we were there. And we weren't! So it's not like we were near Ebola-stricken people, and it would be inaccurate to suggest that everyone and everything in Sierra Leone is just covered with Ebola. As per the CDC's recommendations, we just have to report our temperatures and stuff to our local health offices often. And not wipe our bodily fluids on other people. That's fine! No quarantine for KoopaTV! We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming.
And it's a good thing too, because October 2014 went past our ratings blip of September to become, by far, the most viewed month in KoopaTV's history! We're proud of that. Driving that is the quality content you have come to expect at KoopaTV! (And also a giveaway contest — we have more Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire codes to give out, by the way. Come back tomorrow.) It's also amplified by your sharing of our content, so thank you if you do that. Five examples (our highly-most recommended articles from October) are listed below, in chronological order!
- Smashing in 3D - Impressions of Super Smash Brothers for Nintendo 3DS
- Beware Barack O'Bowser
- The IRS Ought To Audit Feminist Frequency
Check out KoopaTV's social media at Ludwig's Google+ page, the KoopaTV Twitter, and the flailing and failing KoopaTV Tumblr. For some reason, the KoopaTV Facebook gets new Likes despite Facebook slaughtering it. Those links are also at the bottom of the page.
KoopaTV's second September review article is right here. It's last month!
Want next month? See November's review article.
The miserable-sounding 2013 version of this article.
The... happier-sounding 2015 version. Not totally happy but a little better?