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Thursday, November 20, 2014

KoopaTV's Live Reactions To Obama's Executive Amnesty!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Obama's illegal immigration policy: Survival of the fittest.

Ready for President Barack Hussein Obama to become Emperor Barack Hussein Obama the First? KoopaTV was! I'm your host, Ludwig, also known in AOL Instant Messenger as Nintendork 13 13. KoopaTV staff member RawkHawk2010 is here as himself, and we are watching and live-reacting to Barack Hussein Obama's executive orders in relation to the illegal immigrant problem!

Or "undocumented workers", as he puts it.

America's immigration system is broken. The President is taking executive action to fix what he can to help build a system that lives up to our heritage as a nation of laws and a nation of immigrants.
His whole logic for why this is not illegal on his part is that the steps are NOT new!

RawkHawk2010 7:55 pm
    King of Swing is out.
    hey what the fuck
    what channel is this on

 Nintendork 13 13 7:55 pm
    and Fox News

 Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
    Unlike the last time we saw Obama

 RawkHawk2010 7:56 pm
    what are we using

 Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
    he has failed to take over every station.

 RawkHawk2010 7:56 pm
    they're desynced

 Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
    That's what I'm doing.

 RawkHawk2010 7:56 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
    Also means I can take screencaps.

 RawkHawk2010 7:58 pm
    how long is this

 Nintendork 13 13 7:58 pm
    Should be 15 minutes.
    That's what I thought.
    I feel like this is a Nintendo Direct or something.

 RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm hasn't started.
    Do I need to refresh?
    You gotta refresh in Directs.

 RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
    oh crap
    It started.
    ...The camera.
    Obama is late as usual.

 RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
    This is the same room.

Barack Obama is late to his speech.
The President himself is currently undocumented and unaccounted for.
 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    Well yeah.
    The chandelier is new?
    I think?
    Or maybe the chairs.

 RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
    Obama's watching The Big Bang Theory.
    Guess we'll see him in half an hour?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    I thought it was an hour thing.
    Eh I guess sitcoms are only half an hour long.
    Are there hour-long sitcoms?

 RawkHawk2010 8:02 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm

 RawkHawk2010 8:02 pm
    Breaking Bad is a "sit-something"
    Or just a long movie.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    He's talking about America.
    Well that's a shitty description.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
    "But today, our immigration system is broken."
    (Before today, too.)
    "Undocumented immigrants"
    "living in the shadows"
    "For decades, we haven't done much about it."
    Obama is pretending that the border is secure.

 RawkHawk2010 8:04 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
    Blaming Republican leaders for not allowing a vote on amnesty.
    Obama claiming he has legal authority to take action.
    "Same actions as Democrat and Republican presidents before me."

 RawkHawk2010 8:05 pm
    "Passing amnesty is like taking candy from a baby. And that's fine by me!"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    "I'll make it easier and faster to make high-skilled immigrants to stay here."
    Obama will personally do this.
    Now he's talking about the illegals.
    "Undocumented workers broke our immigration laws."

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    deportation of criminals is up 80%?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    "Felons, not families."

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    I don't see how that's necessarily a good thing.
    Might just mean there's 80% more criminals.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    Obama says rounding up and deporting millions of illegals isn't realistic.
    They worship at our churches.

 RawkHawk2010 8:08 pm
    Well he's right about it not being realistic.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    Dat Bush quote.
    "If you've been in America for more than five years"
    "You'll be able to apply to stay in this country legally"
    "without fear for deportation"
    "All we're saying is we're not going to deport you."
    Obama says we have amnesty now, which is nonsensical.

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    what the fuck
    Did the stream just skip?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    Because any problems we have now is his fault as the executive.

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    Was there an outtake?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm there was a slight skip of like half a second.
    Obama wants a bill passed.
    So why doesn't he just wait for January?
    When there is a new Congress?
    "Millions of us, myself included, go back generations in this country."
    Really, Obama?
    Pretty sure your family comes from Kenya.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    All people who make beds are here illegally, according to Obama.
    (And then says those same bed-makers will go back to their own countries and make businesses that compete with ours.)

 RawkHawk2010 8:13 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:13 pm
    Here's the problem.
    If Obama is really "doing the same thing" as presidents before him...

 RawkHawk2010 8:13 pm
    "as American as Malia or Sasha"
    Was that supposed to be ironic?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    ...Then why does he feel like he's making a difference this time?
    "These people, our classmates..."
    Only because Obama has stuffed hundreds of them in random cities across America.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    (As in, hundreds per city. Or town.)

 RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
    PBS plug.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    Notice how it's that and not TBS.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    TBS fucked Obama in the ass.
    With The Big Bang Theory.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    PBS is a kids channel, so...

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    It is?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    CBS is the adults one.

 RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Cookie Monster.

 RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
    But it's everything.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    "Or what our last names are"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
    Obama is pulling an "all of us are created equal so we can ignore the actions you have done after being created" line.

 RawkHawk2010 8:17 pm
    That forced smile at the end. Hmm.
    Good Direct?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
    I didn't like the Project Giant Robot at the end.
    Ruined it.
    Damn Miyamoto!

 RawkHawk2010 8:18 pm
    Obama seemed more miserable than Iwata.
    I feel bad.
    He didn't even bow.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:18 pm
    Yeah, and Iwata had to go through surgery and all that.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    So what do you think about Obama's arbitrary 5 years differentiation?

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    "We are and always will be a nation of immigrants, we were strangers once too"
    I hate that logic.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    "We were all newbies once!"

 RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
    Because, uh, we literally got this country because of, you know...
    Not by...uh...
    ...doing whatever he's suggesting.
    (Just saying!)

 Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
    The Indians had open borders too.

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    We're gonna be genocided next.
    By the Chechnyans.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    Though I'm pretty sure they wouldn't like if the white people tried to enter their culture.
    And take their, uh, jobs.

 RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
    I wonder what Kamek thinks about this.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
    Oh yeah, tomorrow our ebola check-ins end.
    The CDC actually DID quarantine him.
    Because he exhibited symptoms.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
    But 21 days ends tomorrow!

 RawkHawk2010 8:23 pm
    Okay so.
    Is this basically letting your neighbor marry your wife because he's been fucking her discretely the past ten years?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    .......I guess.
    Although in this case, it's only five!

 RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    The immigrants are basically being rewarded if they evaded the authorities for longer.
    So I guess in this case it's a survival of the fittest situation.

 RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    The most adept illegals are the ones who get to stay!

 RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
    I didn't think about that.
    ...well you should be for that.

 RawkHawk2010 8:25 pm
    That's capitalism right?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
    Yeah, suddenly I'm not thinking that's so bad.
    ...........Capitalism doesn't endorse breaking the law.
    That's cronyism!
    Also, ICE doesn't even go into some places.
    Because some places in the USA are basically safe zones.
    Like Massachusetts.

 RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
    Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

 RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
    Immigrant Criminal Excavation?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
    More like... evacuation.

 RawkHawk2010 8:28 pm

President Obama leaves his Executive Action speech
Obama's own criminal evacuation.

If Wii Fit Trainer was an illegal immigrant, she would surely survive and be able to stay in America. Speaking of her, Super Smash Bros. For Wii U comes out tomorrow. KoopaTV will publish an article much more related to that tomorrow as well.

KoopaTV also live-reacted to Obama two months ago when he spoke about ISIS.


  1. I know that idiot Obama came to Las Vegas yesterday

    1. Yeah, I heard someone was pretty happy about that, but I didn't actually listen to what he said there.

  2. Well, it was a bunch of bullshit lies XD there was no reason to.


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