Time for Hideki Kamiya and PlatinumGames to host their own Nintendo Direct for The Wonderful 101. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is RawkHawk2010, and YR is masteryoshirider, and THIS... is the [Koopa Keep] AIM Blast.
Screencap courtesy of Rawk. |
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
wait why the fuck are we talking about pokemon
masteryoshirider 9:51 am
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/08-09-2013/
Is that black kid supposed to be Wonder Black?
RawkHawk2010 9:52 am
We're supposed to be talking about
yeah that ^
not sure
I can't imagine all the dudes having colors.
masteryoshirider 9:52 am
I think he's wearing a hoodie
Trayvon?
RawkHawk2010 9:52 am
You can't even do a hundred colors without resorting to those fucking Crayola fantasy colors.
NEON CARROT
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
Let's see.
1742 viewers.
And the view count is increasing very slowly.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
I'd say even half of a regular ND is good results.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
Two days ago it was going up by like 40 people a second.
We're nowhere close to half.
We're at like
1/7
RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
Well regular ND had Pikmin fans, DK fans, Mario fans, Art Academy fans...
...Metroid X Star Fox fans
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
stop saying that like it's legitimate
RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
This has TW101 fans
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
NO ONE is a Wonderful 101 fan yet.
RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
i am
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
Everyone is a POTENTIAL fan.
It doesn't cost money to be INTERESTED.
RawkHawk2010 9:55 am
i'm a fan of tf
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 am
The fact that people aren't even interested — an activity that costs nothing — is crippling for the game's potential financial success.
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 am
(Yeah people have actually PLAYED Tropical Freeze)
RawkHawk2010 9:56 am
people have played tw101
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 am
...Reviewers, I guess.
RawkHawk2010 9:56 am
Fuck Nintendo.
I still remember.
E3 2012
This game didn't even get shown at their shitty conference.
The trailer was fucking uploaded to YouTube afterwards.
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 am
Oh yeah. xD
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
FUCK
I just shut my hand in a door.
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
aren't you supposed to be sitting on your chair
waiting for the ND to start
Personally I cut my left thumb yesterday
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
i was in the bathroom
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
on jello
like the box
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
lol
I forgot jello existed.
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
It stopped me from playing well on Rayman Legends, 'cause...
...That's the thumb that controls the Control Stick.
(kinda important)
STARTING
RATED T
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
alcohol
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
4,000 viewers
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
AHHHH
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
HIDEKI KAMIYA
FROM PLATINUM GAMES
no wig
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
XDDDDDD
this lip syncing
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
bahahaa
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
print scren
masteryoshirider 10:00 am
holy shit
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
"please watch this video"
video within a video
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
dat scream
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
GEATHJERK
So at first I thought they like
RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
roger
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
changed the name from
Wonderful 101 to Wonderful 100
"Yeah we couldn't think of 101 heroes so we're renaming the game."
September 15.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
that was a bad narrator
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
So that's when the W101 would end if it were in the ND two days ago.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
roger
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
But now we got 18 more minutes of truck smashing action.
This narrator sucks.
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 am
"TURN CITIZENS INTO HEROES"
(Helper-To-Hero?)
RawkHawk2010 10:03 am
i like how this is compatible with the cc pro
so you dont even have to
do the gamepad stuff
masteryoshirider 10:03 am
directly
RawkHawk2010 10:03 am
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
WE GOT IT
RELEASED SEPTEMBER 15
this feels like
masteryoshirider 10:04 am
how many times are they gonna announce the date
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
it wasn't meant to be one nintendo direct
RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
bayonetta sound effect
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
but several parts of many directs
So this is basically
Wario Master of Disguise?
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
sword and whip are gonna get confused
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
yay
control stick drawing
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
I like the pie-chart HP meters
RELEASED
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
ya
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
SEPTEMBER 15
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
XDDDDDDDDDD
WTF
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
that's #3
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
Is this a joke?
or are they seriously fucking forgetting
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
5400 viewers
Well as the viewcount increases
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
They wanna make sure EVERYONE knows when it comes out.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
I hope they get self-referential about it though.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
cool sword use
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
ROFL
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
and whip
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
RELEASED SEPTEMBER 15
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
looollllllllllllll
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
4 times in 8 minutes
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
This is amazing.
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
Wonderful Mart
(Wal-Mart? Malo Mart?)
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
reminds me of bayonetta's shop
almost exactly
even with the test area
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
The dodging looks cool.
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
awesome
yea
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
sudden music change
AVAILABLE
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
SEPTEMBER 15
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
5 times in 9 minutes
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
"last thing I want to talk about"
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
"The last thing I'd like to talk about today is replayability"
We're not even halfway yet.
RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
i like the enwspaper reward ascrreen
newspaprr*
scren
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
Climb Attack = Pikmin?
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
This is gonna be hard to master.
but satisfying
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
"ACTIVE UP TO FIVE UNITE MORPHS"
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
WTF
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
Engrish
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
gun air barrage looked awesome
is kamiya missing teeth?
holy shit
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
o.o
RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
awesome
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
Available September 15
RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
it's you
roger
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
is that 7 times
DIRECTLY
uh we have 7 minutes left
"please trust your feelings and tweet me"
RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
smash reveal
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
OH CRAP
he actually mentioned his twitter
um
RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
lol
uh oh
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
this has 7 minutes to go
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
brand new trailer
RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
smash 4
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
Clearly not.
RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
"forever masked"
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
(where is YR?)
RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
playing mario kart
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
Unite pants!
RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
lol
dante
i like wonder blue's vocie
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
Mustached cactus monster?
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
he overuses "dude"
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
"Sakurai there!"
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
which is great
XD
I heard that too
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
wtf
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
Is there a fucking viocal song in the background
vocal*
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
wtf yellow
"You're the late one comrade, where the heck have you been?"
White-u
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
=-O
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
ninja
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
GET TO THE ZE COMBAT
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
wtf Wonder Black has a 3DS
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
trayvon
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
rofl
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
You're gonna die tonight motherfucker!
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
That kid is doing that
finger to the nose thing
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
gary oak
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
(Or Knuckle Joe)
masteryoshirider 10:18 am
rofl
RawkHawk2010 10:18 am
virgin victory
dat accent
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
cel-shaded fighting dust
"Reason with Blue...with your fists!"
RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
oyufehyghiyguwwd
WUYGTIWgyw7efgbe
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT THINGH
WAS FROM BAYONETTA
JOY
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
so did they just show the entire game
surprised they didn't say
masteryoshirider 10:21 am
good direct
RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
got dayum.
That trailer.
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
the release date again
Viewcount rapidly decreasing.
So where is the surprise gonna be?
masteryoshirider 10:21 am
Demo maybe?
That'd be awesuome
RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
smashbros.com
dude
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
Nice pic of the day.
RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
that trailer really did just spoil the entire game lol
fucking amazing trailer
probably the best one I've ever seen
but
AT WHAT COST?
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
(I consider trailers that spoil the whole game to be a bad thing.)
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
GAF is blown away.
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
So does this log go until the surprise announcement?
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
yes
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100119131347/bayonetta/images/4/4e/Joy.jpg
that thing was in the trailer
talking
RawkHawk2010 10:24 am
I gotta advterise this game on fb later
masteryoshirider 10:24 am
wait it really was a demo
but only confirmed for europe and japan
RawkHawk2010 10:25 am
whaaaaaaaaat
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
wot
RawkHawk2010 10:27 am
http://i.imgur.com/1WCkoXV.png
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 am
Brilliant.
...I think.
RawkHawk2010 10:27 am
https://twitter.com/schillingc/status/365841376413356032
Dude.
We have to make sure this game sells.
HAVE TO.
We want to live in this world forever.
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 am
...
so
waiting is hard
RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
waiting for the game
or the demo?
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 am
Waiting for the
surprise announcement source
RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
Do we agree that's the best trailer of all time?
At getting people excited?
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 am
Of course not.
RawkHawk2010 10:33 am
name one that beats it
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 am
Twilight Princess
RawkHawk2010 10:33 am
But that trailer openly LIED.
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 am
"At getting people excited?"
(It didn't lie, they just scrapped everything!)
RawkHawk2010 10:33 am
Well I meant one that would be good for the long-term.
That one guy just said that trailer didn't spoil even a tenth of the game's awesome stuff.
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 am
did that one guy even finish the game or what
RawkHawk2010 10:34 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F10vREobkSQ
probably a reviwe
rr
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 am
it's the same trailer
RawkHawk2010 10:34 am
i know'
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
I want the surprise announcement!
RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
It's the demo.
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
what's the source
RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
nintendo
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
where
RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
it's going on the eShop in 40 minutes
for Japan
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
No, where did they say this?
RawkHawk2010 10:36 am
ask jr
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 am
wot
RawkHawk2010 10:37 am
so is wonder green french
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 am
...Yeah.
RawkHawk2010 10:38 am
and wonder yellow is russian
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 am
yes
RawkHawk2010 10:38 am
still dunno what pink is
Oh yeah, because Hammer and Sickle.
Hah.
Clever.
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 am
since when was russia associated with yellow
RawkHawk2010 10:39 am
the hammer and sickle are yellow
on the yellow and sickle symbol
hammer*
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Hammer_and_sickle.svg/170px-Hammer_and_sickle.svg.png
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 am
...Oh.
RawkHawk2010 10:40 am
You know
I think it's a problem that this game is rated T for T.
Like.
A BIG problem.
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 am
(As opposed to T for E?)
RawkHawk2010 10:41 am
oh
T for Teen*
what
the
fuck
RawkHawk2010 10:41 am
just realized
that kid's name is
luka
masteryoshirider 10:41 am
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=648159
wonder black thread
RawkHawk2010 10:42 am
http://bayonetta.wikia.com/wiki/Luka
masteryoshirider 10:42 am
name quote
Nintendork 13 13 10:44 am
so can we end the log now
RawkHawk2010 10:44 am
no
We gotta give our impressions on the demo.
Nintendork 13 13 10:44 am
...That should probably be another article, right?
RawkHawk2010 10:45 am
no
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 am
After all, the demo is not a Direct!
RawkHawk2010 10:45 am
sakurai there
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 am
...
RawkHawk2010 10:46 am
How do i say to convince friends to want this?
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 am
They'd have to have a Wii U first.
RawkHawk2010 10:46 am
"If you don't want this game, you're a fucking idiot!"
?
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 am
Yeah, convince them to get a Wii U first.
RawkHawk2010 10:49 am
wonder pink is from transylvania
so apparently
The Japanese version flashes Wonder Pink's ass
And the NA one doesn't.
of the trailer I mean
masteryoshirider 10:50 am
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=75534875&postcount=107
RawkHawk2010 10:51 am
lol
Yo.
I shared it with Aloba.
RawkHawk2010 10:54 am
http://i.imgur.com/v3kLHtL.png
Nintendork 13 13 10:55 am
and who is that guy
"Creative Producer at PlatinumGames. "
Oh
See, I'll believe that guy.
Not that random "reviewer".
RawkHawk2010 10:56 am
So yeah.
masteryoshirider 10:57 am
http://abload.de/img/danceyo7gph9.gif
RawkHawk2010 10:57 am
You know how the meaning of "101" is that your the 101th hero?
masteryoshirider 10:57 am
Trayvon
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 am
ya
RawkHawk2010 10:57 am
You should take advantage of that.
Because your name is Roger.
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 am
Dude that guy doesn't even look like Trayvon.
RawkHawk2010 10:57 am
And the dudes are constantly yelling...
...ROGER!
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 am
He's not even wearing a hoodie.
RawkHawk2010 10:58 am
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/henrycoachella/default/lil-bow-wow--large-msg-128089015759.jpg
it's lil bow wow
RawkHawk2010 11:00 am
he kind of reminds me of chad warden
Chris Schilling @schillingc29mProtip: don't be ashamed to make your first playthrough on Easy mode. Kamiya's definition of Normal isn't the same as most people's.
retweeted by bill trinen
Oh.
And just so you know.
He's RIGHT.
Nintendork 13 13 11:00 am
o.o
RawkHawk2010 11:01 am
so what control scheme are y'all gonna try first
gamepad controls where you have to draw
gamepad controls where you can play off screen and use the right stick to draw
(I think)
or cc pro?
Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
I don't think it's necessarily off-screen.
RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
off-TV
is confirmed
Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
yeah
I assume you can use right-stick to draw
either way.
RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
yea
Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
But yeah I plan to use Gamepad drawing.
RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
yeah
If Platinum's gonna be the only fucking developer to make the gamepad do something cool..
...I'll at least try it
I feel like we're in E3 again.
With all these fucking Directs.
RawkHawk2010 11:04 am
whoa
I never realized "Wonder Eyes" was a pun for
"Wonderize"
Nintendork 13 13 11:04 am
...
Me neither.
RawkHawk2010 11:06 am
Europe is already downloading the demo.
Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-FUCK.
Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
o.o;
RawkHawk2010 11:07 am
Some people on GAF are buying the game twice.
To support it.
Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
Yeah, you should do that with Ace Attorney 5.
RawkHawk2010 11:07 am
Should we?
hell no
Fuck that series.
talk to me about pheonix wright when there are no actual AMAZING games on the horizon.
Ryudragon29 11:08 am
Did the Wonderful 101 direct happen?
RawkHawk2010 11:10 am
yes
Nintendork 13 13 11:11 am
(Ace Attorney 5 is my most anticipated game besides Smash, so...)
RawkHawk2010 11:11 am
um
tropical freeze is still a thing you know
Nintendork 13 13 11:11 am
um
I'm aware
RawkHawk2010 11:11 am
when that's around...
...who care's about your little visual novel?
RawkHawk2010 11:12 am
No one.
Nintendork 13 13 11:12 am
I played Tropical Freeze
RawkHawk2010 11:12 am
(That's why it's not even getting a retail release. =-O )
Nintendork 13 13 11:12 am
and I've played all the other Ace Attorney games
and I have more anticipation for Ace Attorney 5.
>_>
RawkHawk2010 11:13 am
oh hey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRPFrKUCQAE9WbV.png:large
Nintendork 13 13 11:13 am
yeah
RawkHawk2010 11:13 am
Mega prefix confirmed for English.
Nintendork 13 13 11:13 am
we know
we know
RawkHawk2010 11:14 am
since when
Nintendork 13 13 11:14 am
This morning
on Serebii
RawkHawk2010 11:14 am
o
Mike @__MICHAELJ0RDAN20mive been fashioning a thesarus lately. i feel very exorbitant about it.
Nintendork 13 13 11:14 am
"The Pokémon Company has now announced the US names of the latest Pokémon and features. First, the Mega Evolutions; MegaMewtwo, MegaBlaziken, MegaAmpharos, MegaMawile, MegaLucario and MegaAbsol retain their Japanese names. Lucario needs an item called Lucarionite"
(this log is getting too long)
RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
Mewtwonite
Blazikenite
Ampharosnite
Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
As you know
RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
Absolnite
Mawilenite
Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
"nite" is a suffix used for stones.
RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
yes
hence dragonite in EB.
Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
...
RawkHawk2010 11:16 am
...I assume you know what I'm talking about.
Nintendork 13 13 11:16 am
uh
not yet
RawkHawk2010 11:16 am
Oh.
Well you will.
Dude beat that game before Dream Team releases.
Nintendork 13 13 11:16 am
I was thinking we'd use real-life examples.
RawkHawk2010 11:16 am
like
Carbonite?
Nintendork 13 13 11:17 am
Yeah.
Well the suffix is actually
-ite
RawkHawk2010 11:18 am
Pokémon @Pokemon4mRetweet if you're excited about Mega Mewtwo! #PokemonXY pic.twitter.com/r4wWQSrdTA
Pokémon @Pokemon2mRetweet if you're excited about Mega Lucario! #PokemonXY pic.twitter.com/1iOLjfpM8g
Pokémon @Pokemon1mRetweet if you're excited about Mega Blaziken! #PokemonXY pic.twitter.com/vvYD7cCbgz
Nintendork 13 13 11:18 am
Mega Mewtwo sounds too much like "Mecha Mewtwo" and we've already had that before.
RawkHawk2010 11:18 am
come on ampharos come ooooooooon
http://platinumgames.com/2013/08/10/the-wonderful-101-demo-now-available/
The Wonderful 101 Demo is now available on the Japanese and European Nintendo Wii U eShop!
Our fans in the US will have to wait a bit more, but don’t start reading any long books!
Oh fuck off!
We're supposedly getting the demo soon enough! And we'll give you our thoughts on it... in a future article!
We never wrote that future article. BUT Bayonetta 2 also got a Direct!
We never wrote that future article. BUT Bayonetta 2 also got a Direct!
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