Contrary to the log you're about to read, I'm publishing this article, not YoshiRider123. Who knows why he isn't. Anyway, this is our [Koopa Keep] AIM Blast as we watched the Nintendo Direct that happened today. If you'd like to watch the Direct yourself, check out the official archive here. I'm Nintendork 13 13 and the others should be obvious.
RawkHawk2010 9:30 am
What if Patty McCloud tries to call me during the new TF trailer?
WHAT WOULD I DO?
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 am
um
pick up the phone
tell them you're in the bathroom
RawkHawk2010 9:31 am
lol
nah
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 am
and to wait a few minutes
RawkHawk2010 9:31 am
too much work
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 am
you're pathetic
RawkHawk2010 9:31 am
Hey, I just think Donkey Kong is important man.
RawkHawk2010 9:32 am
If it wasn't for Donkey Kong I wouldn't even be alive right now!
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 am
,,,
RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
(I assume Donkey Kong arcade's extistence had a butterfly effect and caused my parents to get married.)
(Or something.
)
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 am
:|
RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
I mean it had to have affected them one way or another.
RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
where are yr
oh
Hey!
Get your ass in here!
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/08-07-2013/
masteryoshirider 9:35 am
readu
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
yo
YR
RawkHawk2010 9:36 am
Holy shit.
Is this the first Nintendo Direct where I'm NOT just rampantly speculating?
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
um
no
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
you ARE rampantly speculating
RawkHawk2010 9:37 am
It's the first one where what I want to happen...
...is likely going to happen.
since its whole purpose is to "share new details on previously-announced 2013 titles."
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 am
You think there will be a fucking Smash announcement.
RawkHawk2010 9:37 am
i still think that
but the main reason i'm watching this is for dkc
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 am
Anyway YR.
say something
RawkHawk2010 9:38 am
my body is readyyyyyyyyyyyy
RawkHawk2010 9:38 am
YR
Who's gonna be the new Kong?
I say Lanky.
masteryoshirider 9:39 am
...
uh
RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
Ludwig says they'll just get rid of it.
masteryoshirider 9:39 am
mario
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 am
YR
you should
publish our live log
to KoopaTV.
(You're making people wonder if you died in July.)
RawkHawk2010 9:40 am
lets all be sure to type during this
so we can have a lo
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 am
A lot of people are asking me wot the Nintendo Direct site is.
RawkHawk2010 9:41 am
http://i.minus.com/ibcYFKzPBNfyYW.gif
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 am
Why do so many people not believe that Nintendo hosts the fucking thing on their site?
RawkHawk2010 9:42 am
cuz they only do that sometimes
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 am
I still don't believe you. >.>;
RawkHawk2010 9:42 am
check the log
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 am
:|
wot the fuck is YR doing
RawkHawk2010 9:43 am
GAF thinks Metroid X Star Fox will be here.
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 am
I don't think there will be any new game announcements.
There will be talk on the Miiverse/Wii U update.
And probably Art Academy.
(And its Miiverse integration)
RawkHawk2010 9:44 am
I read that as Art Attorney.
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 am
And it'll probably begin with a Pikmin 3 plug.
RawkHawk2010 9:44 am
fuuuuuuuuuck
so sick of seeing that fucking stupid game
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
YR likes it.
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
yeah but it's old news.
It's been old news since E3 2012!
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
IT JUST CAME OUT.
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
And it feels like it's been out for years.
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
no it doesn't
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
Because of how much we've had to hear about it.
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
Well what if I said
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
And how there's nothing cool in it that wasn't in Pikmin 1 or 2.
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
"Tropical Freeze is old news. It's been old news since E3 2013!"
RawkHawk2010 9:46 am
Well that was only two months ago.
Not over a year.
And
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 am
Or "Smash 4 is old news. It's been old news since E3 2012!"
RawkHawk2010 9:46 am
water levels
3D camera
DAVID WISE
That's more new stuff than Pikmin 3 offers.
Well yeah.
Smash 4 is pretty much old news.
that's why no one really cares about it anymore
and yawns at all the pics of the days
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
Who the hell is "no one"?
I liked today's pic.
>.>;
RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
Well it's not exactly hype-inducing.
at this point in time.
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
And I'm pretty sure it indirectly confirms 6 Pikmin at a time.
RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
how
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
Not that anyone except retarded people thought otherwise.
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
The Whistle is back.
RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
that doesnt mean anything
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 am
If there were only 3 Pikmin there wouldn't be a Whistle.
Because it wouldn't DO anything.
RawkHawk2010 9:48 am
we've known the whistle was back since he was revealed
it's in his concept art
and every picture
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 am
Concept art doesn't mean anything. >.>
masteryoshirider 9:48 am
Pic of the day. Two that are actually not so tall. Kirby's about 8 inches high, Captain Olimar maybe a little over an inch.
Olimar is fucking taller than Kirby
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 am
And people think the caption means Ridley is back.
And by back I mean returning for the first time as a playable character.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 am
Holy shit.
They're still going with Kirby is eight inches tall?
I thought that got fucking retconned last millenium.
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 am
It got retconned?
Since when?
RawkHawk2010 9:50 am
Well it was mentioned in his SMash 64 profile.
And never again to my knowledge.
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 am
how is that retconning
RawkHawk2010 9:50 am
Since Kirby being less than a foot tall seems PRETTY fucking stupid.
Because how tall does that make Dedede then?
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 am
2 feet.
RawkHawk2010 9:50 am
See
That's fucking weird.
I'll never believe that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 am
I've been living with that for a decade or so.
(more)
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
I wonder how the big the Halberd really is.
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 am
Now think about the size of all the Air Ride machines.
They're like fucking toys.
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
sheesh
well
masteryoshirider 9:51 am
wtf
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
that could actually open up some pretty cool opportunities
masteryoshirider 9:51 am
The ND is gonna be longer than their E3 ND
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 am
I thought it was 27 minutes.
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
okay stream is up
Yeah it is.
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 am
E3 ND was like
40 something.
RawkHawk2010 9:52 am
someone said it was 43 min
but
it's really that the splash page was 43 seconds
i'm ready
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 am
Yeah, stop listening to other people.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
HOLY SHIT
The NA stream already has 2 million viewers
Get me the fuck out of here.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
um
You're reading it wrong.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
It's gonna be just like E3!
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
It has
4,300 viewers.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
then what's on the right
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
"Total views"
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
We can calculate the number of hardcore Nintendo fans.
(This probably explains why the Wii U hasn't sold.)
RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
well be ready to switch to NoE's or someone's if this lags like shit
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
Nah, it won't.
So Fire Emblem X SMT should be mentioned.
And hopefully Nintendo buying Atlus too.
Or some allusion to it.
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 am
I guess they can't really say they bought Atlus yet.
7,000 current viewers and rising.
RawkHawk2010 9:57 am
http://i.imgur.com/a8A7wnc.gif
yr actually cares about band brothers
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 am
We are now OVER NINE THOUSAND viewers.
RawkHawk2010 9:58 am
tftftftftftfttff
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 am
Over 10,000.
I'll have a finger close to the print screen button.
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
yay
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
11,500+
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
has it started yet
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
You think anyone is watching that doesn't already have a Wii U?
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
hell no
i'm scared this is gonna start playing
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
E-T
started
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
but not for me
same
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
"Hello everyone."
Iwata's hands are pretty damn pink.
Kirby game?
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
Sonic Lost World.
(kinda forgot it existed)
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
third-party pubblers.
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
"One of the big features of the game is Galaxy's camera."
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
yeha this still looks god
masteryoshirider 10:01 am
sammy
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
xD
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
(that's not a real quote by the way)
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
What if you could hear Sammy screaming in the background?
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
So he'd be a Sega employee?
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
yeah that's what sammy's adventure was a prelude to
eggman
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
October 22
3DS version also October 22.
lolTails
Local wireless connection between 3DS and Wii U.
To make a helicopter that rams into a wall.
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
Now Rayman Legends is old news.
Not Pikmin 3.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
that was a terrible note to end on
absolutely terrible
rayman legends
oh yeah that game that was supposed to come out half a year ago
Why is Nintendo advertising this shit after the shit Ubisoft pulled?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 am
I'd like to mention that I'm doing better than YR does in the challenge app
EW
WHY IS THAT GUY
USING HIS FINGER
THAT'S DISGUSTING USE THE STYLUS
Did Ubisoft lose their computer-generated stylus when developing this trailer?
RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
people arent burnt out on this gameplay yet
seriously
WE'VE DONE ALL THIS SHIT.
FOR FREE.
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
Rawk as someone who plays the Challenge App every day
WHAT THE FUCK
COSTUMES
<_<l
Year of Luigi?
Costume?
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
hey that'd be kind of cool if it was actually exclusive
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
Art Academy Sketchpad
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
Well the costumes are obviously exclusive.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
Thought it was gonna be Freeze.
...
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
Well I told you Art Academy would have to be mentioned.
August 9
uh
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
art
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
isn't that like
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
...don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
two days
Well you'll have new stuff to Yeah on Miiverse.
WITH COLOUR
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
squiddicus
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
"I'm a peach!"
Iwata is fleeing.
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
I like how awkwardly reappeared inside the grid.
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
Treehouse time.
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
TREEHOUSE
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
Erik Peterson from the Treehouse.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
DONKEY KONG'S
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Pikmin 3 plug.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
TREEHOUSE
FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Shut up already.
(where's YR anyway)
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
This game is already out!
Who cares!
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Didn't stop Trinen from advertising New Leaf.
By the way.
masteryoshirider 10:07 am
I haven't seen anything after Sonic
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Remember when you said Pikmin 3 has no new features that aren't in Pikmin 1 or 2?
This feature wasn't in Pikmin 1 or 2.
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
Who even is this guy?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
Erik Peterson.
<_<;
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
It's Scott Moffitt's cooler more successful brother.
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
Dream Team.
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
New Super Luigi U sounds like a bad college movie.
spoilers
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
Badge meter from Bowser's Inside Story.
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
oh yeah nintendo let's spoil the game i actually want
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
"Hundreds of gear items"
Hundreds?
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
and almost all of them are useless?
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
well yeah
But the other games didn't even have 100.
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
cactuar
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
"challenges"
RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
So it's like Melee accomplishments.
But with awards.
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
...I was thinking like Black and White 2's accomplishments.
RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
wtf
You can redo battles?
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
Speaking of Pokémon
it's Pokémon Rumble U~
RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
who caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
Well this looks a lot more colourful than Pokémon Rumble.
(I do, asshole.)
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
now watch them show off NFC toys.
and waste even more time.
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
Well people keep asking what the rectange underneath the D-pad is for.
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
...
masteryoshirider 10:11 am
where are they gonna fit tropical freeze into this
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
well look at that.
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
18 exclusive figures through GameStop!
August 29!
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
I'M LITERALLY PSYCHIC!
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
...
RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
shantae
...
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
I didn't know it was...pronounced that way.
HEY
IT'S DONKEY KONG
RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
-_-
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
Just wot you wanted.
Bahahahahahahahaa!
RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
football season
ick
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
(Tecmo Bowl)
Now it's Wario Land 3.
masteryoshirider 10:13 am
Weren't they just selling this game on Wii U for 30 cents
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
Donkey Kong? ya
SMB3
RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
SMB3 sucks.
sterile
ugly
unfun
CRASH COURSE
STOP TORTURING ME
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
Bahahahahahaha.
masteryoshirider 10:14 am
Luigi in Smash 4 in the EU Direct
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
22,000+ viewers.
RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
...
really?
YR?
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
YR try watching the NA direct like the rest of us
>_>;
masteryoshirider 10:14 am
I am
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
Layton.
masteryoshirider 10:15 am
wtf 2014 games
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
Professor Layton and the Azran Galaxy
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
Ludwig I told you there'd be a Smash 4 character reveal!
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
...Legacy
masteryoshirider 10:15 am
Nintendo lies to its audience
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
not Galaxy
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
Good music in this Layton game.
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
OBJECTION!
DAT OBJECTION
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
"That's all we have for you today."
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
PROFESSOR LAYTON VS. ACE ATTORNEY
yay
2014
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
do i have to play the other phoenix wrights to play this one
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
I assume you don't
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
might start with that then.
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
From wot I hear
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
Since I could get into Layton and Wright with ONE GAME
Sounds efficient.
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
The only Ace Attorney characters in this are Wright and Maya
masteryoshirider 10:16 am
I heard it sucked
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
good.
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
and everyone else is original.
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
iwataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fuuuuuuuuuuuck!
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
ZELDA?!
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
...Triforce in gold
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
No one cares about Zelda!
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
Triforce in shadow.
(Just because KoopaTV doesn't care about Zelda doesn't mean no one else does!)
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
The Sexforce.
Or the Rhombusforce, I guess.
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
I don't think you know what...nevermind.
That sword slash sound
is annoying.
RawkHawk2010 10:18 am
yeah awful
masteryoshirider 10:19 am
dat music
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
Music sounds like it'd come from Nintendo Land.
RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
oh
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
(SO WHERE IS THIS IN THE TIMELINE?)
RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
a new link
how surprising
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
A Link Between Two Worlds this November.
yay Wind Waker HD
RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
ritos
best race
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
They aren't unexpected characters if we've played the game already.
RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
dat wind
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
TINGLE
RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
I don't even remember half this stuff being in Wind Waker.
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
I do. :|
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
AHHH
PHANTOM HOURGLASS
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
lol
Why are they making such a big deal out of the timeline?
masteryoshirider 10:22 am
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
Are they gonna do this for every game now?
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
Who the FUCK would play Phantom Hourglass
and not Wind Waker?
RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
where's tf
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
shh
Super Smash Bros. 4
'kay I'm wrong.
Luigi in the game.
he looks awful in the 3DS version
BAHAHAHAA
BHAAHAHAHA
FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TODAY
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
..............
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
ugh.
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
Retro has no news.
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
*closes*
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
WOAH
ANIMAL CROSSING COMMUNITY
ON MIIVERSE
but
you're not allowed to share friend codes
????????
masteryoshirider 10:24 am
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
Isabelle is thanking us for watching the Direct.
"Animal Crossing Plaza"
what
the
fuck
Animal Crossing Plaza is an AC version of
Warawara Plaza
RawkHawk2010 10:25 am
can i wear my confederate flag shirt here
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 am
Iwata claims he's from Washington, USA
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 am
"I love flowers." - Iwata
QR shirt codes in the plaza.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
Is this Nintendo's plan to get everyone to buy a Wii U?
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
You can post about specific animals.
(They presumably have their own tags)
RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
To incorporate AC?
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
ya
Limited time only service
until the end of 2014
RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
what a waste
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
Available after the presentation.
For freeeeee
"See you on the Wii U."
August 9
7 AM PST
Wonderful 101 Direct
That's all Iwata has to share.
end
RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
Awful.
I think I'm gonna go cry in a corner.
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
Have fun.
masteryoshirider 10:28 am
wtf happened to wii party and wii fit
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
I'm happy.
We got Ace Attorney X Layton confirmed.
RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
What the fuck happened to TROPICAL FREEZE?
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
And the Treehouse dude got OBJECTED to.
Ask Retro.
Maybe Nintendo was like
"Hey Retro got anything to share on the Direct?"
"No"
"Okay."
RawkHawk2010 10:29 am
http://imgur.com/h83GDYA.jpg
RawkHawk2010 10:30 am
well
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 am
Meanwhile Sakurai actually knew that the Direct was happening and prepared news for it.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 am
at least we have the TW101 Direct in two days.
That we'll watch.
(Right?)
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 am
Yup.
We will.
(YR say something.)
And KoopaTV will cover that too.
masteryoshirider 10:31 am
wonderful 101
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 am
(This is easier than actually writing articles anyway.)
What if Patty McCloud tries to call me during the new TF trailer?
WHAT WOULD I DO?
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 am
um
pick up the phone
tell them you're in the bathroom
RawkHawk2010 9:31 am
lol
nah
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 am
and to wait a few minutes
RawkHawk2010 9:31 am
too much work
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 am
you're pathetic
RawkHawk2010 9:31 am
Hey, I just think Donkey Kong is important man.
RawkHawk2010 9:32 am
If it wasn't for Donkey Kong I wouldn't even be alive right now!
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 am
,,,
RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
(I assume Donkey Kong arcade's extistence had a butterfly effect and caused my parents to get married.)
(Or something.
)
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 am
:|
RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
I mean it had to have affected them one way or another.
RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
where are yr
oh
Hey!
Get your ass in here!
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/08-07-2013/
masteryoshirider 9:35 am
readu
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
yo
YR
RawkHawk2010 9:36 am
Holy shit.
Is this the first Nintendo Direct where I'm NOT just rampantly speculating?
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
um
no
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
you ARE rampantly speculating
RawkHawk2010 9:37 am
It's the first one where what I want to happen...
...is likely going to happen.
since its whole purpose is to "share new details on previously-announced 2013 titles."
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 am
You think there will be a fucking Smash announcement.
RawkHawk2010 9:37 am
i still think that
but the main reason i'm watching this is for dkc
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 am
Anyway YR.
say something
RawkHawk2010 9:38 am
my body is readyyyyyyyyyyyy
RawkHawk2010 9:38 am
YR
Who's gonna be the new Kong?
I say Lanky.
masteryoshirider 9:39 am
...
uh
RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
Ludwig says they'll just get rid of it.
masteryoshirider 9:39 am
mario
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 am
YR
you should
publish our live log
to KoopaTV.
(You're making people wonder if you died in July.)
RawkHawk2010 9:40 am
lets all be sure to type during this
so we can have a lo
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 am
A lot of people are asking me wot the Nintendo Direct site is.
RawkHawk2010 9:41 am
http://i.minus.com/ibcYFKzPBNfyYW.gif
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 am
Why do so many people not believe that Nintendo hosts the fucking thing on their site?
RawkHawk2010 9:42 am
cuz they only do that sometimes
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 am
I still don't believe you. >.>;
RawkHawk2010 9:42 am
check the log
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 am
:|
wot the fuck is YR doing
RawkHawk2010 9:43 am
GAF thinks Metroid X Star Fox will be here.
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 am
I don't think there will be any new game announcements.
There will be talk on the Miiverse/Wii U update.
And probably Art Academy.
(And its Miiverse integration)
RawkHawk2010 9:44 am
I read that as Art Attorney.
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 am
And it'll probably begin with a Pikmin 3 plug.
RawkHawk2010 9:44 am
fuuuuuuuuuck
so sick of seeing that fucking stupid game
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
YR likes it.
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
yeah but it's old news.
It's been old news since E3 2012!
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
IT JUST CAME OUT.
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
And it feels like it's been out for years.
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
no it doesn't
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
Because of how much we've had to hear about it.
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
Well what if I said
RawkHawk2010 9:45 am
And how there's nothing cool in it that wasn't in Pikmin 1 or 2.
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 am
"Tropical Freeze is old news. It's been old news since E3 2013!"
RawkHawk2010 9:46 am
Well that was only two months ago.
Not over a year.
And
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 am
Or "Smash 4 is old news. It's been old news since E3 2012!"
RawkHawk2010 9:46 am
water levels
3D camera
DAVID WISE
That's more new stuff than Pikmin 3 offers.
Well yeah.
Smash 4 is pretty much old news.
that's why no one really cares about it anymore
and yawns at all the pics of the days
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
Who the hell is "no one"?
I liked today's pic.
>.>;
RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
Well it's not exactly hype-inducing.
at this point in time.
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
And I'm pretty sure it indirectly confirms 6 Pikmin at a time.
RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
how
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
Not that anyone except retarded people thought otherwise.
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 am
The Whistle is back.
RawkHawk2010 9:47 am
that doesnt mean anything
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 am
If there were only 3 Pikmin there wouldn't be a Whistle.
Because it wouldn't DO anything.
RawkHawk2010 9:48 am
we've known the whistle was back since he was revealed
it's in his concept art
and every picture
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 am
Concept art doesn't mean anything. >.>
masteryoshirider 9:48 am
Pic of the day. Two that are actually not so tall. Kirby's about 8 inches high, Captain Olimar maybe a little over an inch.
Olimar is fucking taller than Kirby
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 am
And people think the caption means Ridley is back.
And by back I mean returning for the first time as a playable character.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 am
Holy shit.
They're still going with Kirby is eight inches tall?
I thought that got fucking retconned last millenium.
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 am
It got retconned?
Since when?
RawkHawk2010 9:50 am
Well it was mentioned in his SMash 64 profile.
And never again to my knowledge.
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 am
how is that retconning
RawkHawk2010 9:50 am
Since Kirby being less than a foot tall seems PRETTY fucking stupid.
Because how tall does that make Dedede then?
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 am
2 feet.
RawkHawk2010 9:50 am
See
That's fucking weird.
I'll never believe that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 am
I've been living with that for a decade or so.
(more)
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
I wonder how the big the Halberd really is.
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 am
Now think about the size of all the Air Ride machines.
They're like fucking toys.
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
sheesh
well
masteryoshirider 9:51 am
wtf
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
that could actually open up some pretty cool opportunities
masteryoshirider 9:51 am
The ND is gonna be longer than their E3 ND
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 am
I thought it was 27 minutes.
RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
okay stream is up
Yeah it is.
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 am
E3 ND was like
40 something.
RawkHawk2010 9:52 am
someone said it was 43 min
but
it's really that the splash page was 43 seconds
i'm ready
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 am
Yeah, stop listening to other people.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
HOLY SHIT
The NA stream already has 2 million viewers
Get me the fuck out of here.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
um
You're reading it wrong.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
It's gonna be just like E3!
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
It has
4,300 viewers.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
then what's on the right
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
"Total views"
RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
We can calculate the number of hardcore Nintendo fans.
(This probably explains why the Wii U hasn't sold.)
RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
well be ready to switch to NoE's or someone's if this lags like shit
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
Nah, it won't.
So Fire Emblem X SMT should be mentioned.
And hopefully Nintendo buying Atlus too.
Or some allusion to it.
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 am
I guess they can't really say they bought Atlus yet.
7,000 current viewers and rising.
RawkHawk2010 9:57 am
http://i.imgur.com/a8A7wnc.gif
yr actually cares about band brothers
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 am
We are now OVER NINE THOUSAND viewers.
RawkHawk2010 9:58 am
tftftftftftfttff
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 am
Over 10,000.
I'll have a finger close to the print screen button.
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
yay
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
11,500+
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
has it started yet
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
You think anyone is watching that doesn't already have a Wii U?
RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
hell no
i'm scared this is gonna start playing
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
E-T
started
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
but not for me
same
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
"Hello everyone."
Iwata's hands are pretty damn pink.
Kirby game?
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
Sonic Lost World.
(kinda forgot it existed)
RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
third-party pubblers.
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
"One of the big features of the game is Galaxy's camera."
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
yeha this still looks god
masteryoshirider 10:01 am
sammy
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
xD
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
(that's not a real quote by the way)
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
What if you could hear Sammy screaming in the background?
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
So he'd be a Sega employee?
RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
yeah that's what sammy's adventure was a prelude to
eggman
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
October 22
3DS version also October 22.
lolTails
Local wireless connection between 3DS and Wii U.
To make a helicopter that rams into a wall.
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
Now Rayman Legends is old news.
Not Pikmin 3.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
that was a terrible note to end on
absolutely terrible
rayman legends
oh yeah that game that was supposed to come out half a year ago
Why is Nintendo advertising this shit after the shit Ubisoft pulled?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 am
I'd like to mention that I'm doing better than YR does in the challenge app
EW
WHY IS THAT GUY
USING HIS FINGER
THAT'S DISGUSTING USE THE STYLUS
Did Ubisoft lose their computer-generated stylus when developing this trailer?
RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
people arent burnt out on this gameplay yet
seriously
WE'VE DONE ALL THIS SHIT.
FOR FREE.
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
Rawk as someone who plays the Challenge App every day
WHAT THE FUCK
COSTUMES
<_<l
Year of Luigi?
Costume?
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
hey that'd be kind of cool if it was actually exclusive
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
Art Academy Sketchpad
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
Well the costumes are obviously exclusive.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
Thought it was gonna be Freeze.
...
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
Well I told you Art Academy would have to be mentioned.
August 9
uh
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
art
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 am
isn't that like
RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
...don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
two days
Well you'll have new stuff to Yeah on Miiverse.
WITH COLOUR
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
squiddicus
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
"I'm a peach!"
Iwata is fleeing.
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
I like how awkwardly reappeared inside the grid.
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
Treehouse time.
RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
TREEHOUSE
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
Erik Peterson from the Treehouse.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
DONKEY KONG'S
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Pikmin 3 plug.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
TREEHOUSE
FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Shut up already.
(where's YR anyway)
RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
This game is already out!
Who cares!
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Didn't stop Trinen from advertising New Leaf.
By the way.
masteryoshirider 10:07 am
I haven't seen anything after Sonic
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
Remember when you said Pikmin 3 has no new features that aren't in Pikmin 1 or 2?
This feature wasn't in Pikmin 1 or 2.
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
Who even is this guy?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
Erik Peterson.
<_<;
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
It's Scott Moffitt's cooler more successful brother.
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
Dream Team.
RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
New Super Luigi U sounds like a bad college movie.
spoilers
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
Badge meter from Bowser's Inside Story.
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
oh yeah nintendo let's spoil the game i actually want
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
"Hundreds of gear items"
Hundreds?
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
and almost all of them are useless?
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
well yeah
But the other games didn't even have 100.
RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
cactuar
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
"challenges"
RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
So it's like Melee accomplishments.
But with awards.
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
...I was thinking like Black and White 2's accomplishments.
RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
wtf
You can redo battles?
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
Speaking of Pokémon
it's Pokémon Rumble U~
RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
who caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
Well this looks a lot more colourful than Pokémon Rumble.
(I do, asshole.)
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
now watch them show off NFC toys.
and waste even more time.
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
Well people keep asking what the rectange underneath the D-pad is for.
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
...
masteryoshirider 10:11 am
where are they gonna fit tropical freeze into this
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
well look at that.
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
18 exclusive figures through GameStop!
August 29!
RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
I'M LITERALLY PSYCHIC!
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
...
RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
shantae
...
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
I didn't know it was...pronounced that way.
HEY
IT'S DONKEY KONG
RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
-_-
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
Just wot you wanted.
Bahahahahahahahaa!
RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
football season
ick
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
(Tecmo Bowl)
Now it's Wario Land 3.
masteryoshirider 10:13 am
Weren't they just selling this game on Wii U for 30 cents
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
Donkey Kong? ya
SMB3
RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
SMB3 sucks.
sterile
ugly
unfun
CRASH COURSE
STOP TORTURING ME
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
Bahahahahahaha.
masteryoshirider 10:14 am
Luigi in Smash 4 in the EU Direct
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
22,000+ viewers.
RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
...
really?
YR?
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
YR try watching the NA direct like the rest of us
>_>;
masteryoshirider 10:14 am
I am
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
Layton.
masteryoshirider 10:15 am
wtf 2014 games
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
Professor Layton and the Azran Galaxy
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
Ludwig I told you there'd be a Smash 4 character reveal!
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
...Legacy
masteryoshirider 10:15 am
Nintendo lies to its audience
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
not Galaxy
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
Good music in this Layton game.
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
OBJECTION!
DAT OBJECTION
RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
"That's all we have for you today."
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
PROFESSOR LAYTON VS. ACE ATTORNEY
yay
2014
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
do i have to play the other phoenix wrights to play this one
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
I assume you don't
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
might start with that then.
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
From wot I hear
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
Since I could get into Layton and Wright with ONE GAME
Sounds efficient.
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
The only Ace Attorney characters in this are Wright and Maya
masteryoshirider 10:16 am
I heard it sucked
RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
good.
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
and everyone else is original.
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
iwataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fuuuuuuuuuuuck!
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
ZELDA?!
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
...Triforce in gold
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
No one cares about Zelda!
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
Triforce in shadow.
(Just because KoopaTV doesn't care about Zelda doesn't mean no one else does!)
RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
The Sexforce.
Or the Rhombusforce, I guess.
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
I don't think you know what...nevermind.
That sword slash sound
is annoying.
RawkHawk2010 10:18 am
yeah awful
masteryoshirider 10:19 am
dat music
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
Music sounds like it'd come from Nintendo Land.
RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
oh
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
(SO WHERE IS THIS IN THE TIMELINE?)
RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
a new link
how surprising
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
A Link Between Two Worlds this November.
yay Wind Waker HD
RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
ritos
best race
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
They aren't unexpected characters if we've played the game already.
RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
dat wind
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
TINGLE
RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
I don't even remember half this stuff being in Wind Waker.
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
I do. :|
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
AHHH
PHANTOM HOURGLASS
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
lol
Why are they making such a big deal out of the timeline?
masteryoshirider 10:22 am
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
Are they gonna do this for every game now?
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
Who the FUCK would play Phantom Hourglass
and not Wind Waker?
RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
where's tf
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
shh
Super Smash Bros. 4
'kay I'm wrong.
Luigi in the game.
he looks awful in the 3DS version
BAHAHAHAA
BHAAHAHAHA
FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TODAY
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
..............
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
ugh.
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
Retro has no news.
RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
*closes*
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
WOAH
ANIMAL CROSSING COMMUNITY
ON MIIVERSE
but
you're not allowed to share friend codes
????????
masteryoshirider 10:24 am
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
Isabelle is thanking us for watching the Direct.
"Animal Crossing Plaza"
what
the
fuck
Animal Crossing Plaza is an AC version of
Warawara Plaza
RawkHawk2010 10:25 am
can i wear my confederate flag shirt here
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 am
Iwata claims he's from Washington, USA
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 am
"I love flowers." - Iwata
QR shirt codes in the plaza.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
Is this Nintendo's plan to get everyone to buy a Wii U?
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
You can post about specific animals.
(They presumably have their own tags)
RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
To incorporate AC?
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
ya
Limited time only service
until the end of 2014
RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
what a waste
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
Available after the presentation.
For freeeeee
"See you on the Wii U."
August 9
7 AM PST
Wonderful 101 Direct
That's all Iwata has to share.
end
RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
Awful.
I think I'm gonna go cry in a corner.
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
Have fun.
masteryoshirider 10:28 am
wtf happened to wii party and wii fit
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
I'm happy.
We got Ace Attorney X Layton confirmed.
RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
What the fuck happened to TROPICAL FREEZE?
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
And the Treehouse dude got OBJECTED to.
Ask Retro.
Maybe Nintendo was like
"Hey Retro got anything to share on the Direct?"
"No"
"Okay."
RawkHawk2010 10:29 am
http://imgur.com/h83GDYA.jpg
RawkHawk2010 10:30 am
well
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 am
Meanwhile Sakurai actually knew that the Direct was happening and prepared news for it.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 am
at least we have the TW101 Direct in two days.
That we'll watch.
(Right?)
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 am
Yup.
We will.
(YR say something.)
And KoopaTV will cover that too.
masteryoshirider 10:31 am
wonderful 101
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 am
(This is easier than actually writing articles anyway.)
If you do want to join our Blast, you'll have to be on our staff. Which is fine...if you're good.
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