Yadda yadda yadda KoopaTV had a great February 2016, now it's March, that's how the calendar works. Let's pat ourselves on the back and move on.
Top Five Recommended Articles
...Eh, we still want you to check out some great February articles. Even though February has the least amount of days in the year (February 2016 had one more than usual, though), it tied January 2016 as having 21 published articles. Here are the best 5 in chronological order, though they're all worth reading:
Round 6 KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program Leaderboard
- ShinyGirafarig — 141 points
- The Blue Yoshi — 128 points
- Samantha Lienhard — 51 points
- Nandin Lopez — 37 points
KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program ROUND 7 INFORMATION
So with Round 6 gone, what will Round 7 look like? I'm feeling nice — how about Round 7 is only one month long? With one prize: $10 NTSC (North America) eShop code. That sounds nice. Get to it. Same point values apply as last round. You can check out the rules and stuff here.
Quizzes and Feedback Forms
KoopaTV Feedback Form Part III and Quiz Part III are up, or will be shortly after this is published. Check them out here.
KoopaTV is Fair & Balanced
I've always maintained that KoopaTV is Fair & Balanced. But a lot of people have questioned that: How can a website be fair and balanced if its head writer is a partisan hack?
Breaking news announcement! As of today, March 1, 2016, Ludwig is now Independent, or Unenrolled. He is no longer part of the Republican Party, and is beholden to no one*. This should help KoopaTV's image of being Fair & Balanced, which it always was and always has been anyway. It's just a perception issue.
We probably won't be covering anymore of the Republican and Democratic primary presidential debates. It's been fun, but no one actually reads those and it's becoming REALLY painful to watch and write about. Everyone just sucks. You should join KoopaTV and move to Sierra Leone.
*With the exception of King Bowser Koopa and Koopa Kingdom. KoopaTV is still totally a propaganda website for that.
KoopaTV is still HIRING!
Do you want to make a difference in KoopaTV? Join it yourself. Look here for available positions and how to apply. If you don't, something bad might happen. Just... be careful to weigh that with how something bad might happen if you do apply. Not from us, of course. We're delicate and lovable. Perks include working from home and in your pajamas, and seeing from the inside how a great Internet content company operates! Plus, you get to build a portfolio! We also have pizza.
Be sure to share KoopaTV to everyone you know. They don't know what they're missing, and it's all your fault. Be sure to take this guilt-tripping to heart!
Last month's newsletter is here!
Next month's newsletter is here. It was published at the end of the month, though.
Last year's February newsletter had a momentary change in naming scheme back to the ol' way. It marked the one-year anniversary of the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program!
Next year's February newsletter is one click away. 2017!