By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Ludwig versus his dentist.
The President and CEO of The Pokémon Company, Tsunekazu Ishihara, has almost 11 minutes of Pokémon information to share!
And KoopaTV is here to react to it. Well, just me. No one else bothered to show up. No one else ever shows up to these Pokémon Directs (branded as Pokémon Presents). Oh well, I can handle it. Here we go:
[8:47 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEVctuQTeaI
[9:00 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm not sure if I'm even supposed to live react to this or I should just do a write-up of it.
[9:00 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Depends how long this'll go.
[9:00 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's started. With a two-minute countdown.
[9:02 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BLACK PIKACHU
[9:02 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ishihara from The Pokémon Company.
[9:02 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I hope the titles shown today"
[9:02 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PLURAL
[9:02 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: what
[9:02 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: excuse me
[9:03 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pokémon Smile?
[9:03 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring a kid smiling at avoiding his mom's toothbrush.
[9:03 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Turn toothbrushing time into a fun time."
[9:03 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Disclaimer that the app doesn't prevent cavities.
[9:04 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or guarantee your kids will want to brush their teeth.
[9:04 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno I might legitimately want to use this. >.>
[9:04 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe my dentist will stop being upset with me if I do.
[9:04 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's new (?) Pokémon art too.
[9:04 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Available now"
[9:05 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I mean, I already bring a Pokémon plush TO my dentist.
[9:05 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Might as well go all of the way.
[9:05 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Introducing a new Pokémon puzzle game!"
[9:05 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pokémon Café Mix for double accent marks.
[9:06 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is basically Mallow's restaurant as its own game.
[9:06 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Except with no humans involved)
[9:06 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (oh nevermind there's one but it's a blonde girl, not Mallow)
[9:06 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Burger cushion" grr
[9:07 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Whether you're on Nintendo Switch or smart device..."
[9:07 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I saw Steenee.
[9:07 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Basic gameplay is available at no cost." And features "optional" transactions.
[9:07 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Available soon"
[9:07 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: NINTNEDO SWITCH SNAP
[9:08 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WITH A BUNCH OF BOUFFALANT
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| The final game footage better still have a field of adorable Bouffalant. (At least they're confirmed for the Isle of Armor expansion pass out today.) |
[9:08 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A CAMERA SNAP
[9:08 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "These are islands where Pokémon live."
[9:08 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
[9:08 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's Pokémon Snap the sequel.
[9:08 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: TORTERRA
[9:08 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: From the Horizon tr-...
[9:09 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's called "New Pokémon Snap"?
[9:09 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh no I don't trust games that begin with the word "new"
[9:09 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pokémon GO segment.
[9:10 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For some reason I'm more interested in Pokémon Smile than this.
[9:10 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Some kind of annual event featuring Victini.
[9:10 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now there's Mega Evolutions in Pokémon GO, or at least sometime in 2020.
[9:11 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Happy to announce that Pokémon Sword/Shield's Isle of Armor expansion is out today.
[9:11 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo Switch snap.
[9:11 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a giant Dynamaxed Zeraora.
[9:11 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...and a shiny one.
[9:12 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As a raid battle.
[9:12 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And there's Galarian Farfetch'd in Pokémon GO.
[9:12 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "That's all for today announcements."
[9:13 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "But there is another big project."
[9:13 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[9:13 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THERE'S ANOTHER DIRECT?
[9:13 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ON JUNE 24?
[9:14 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (New Pokémon Snap, unlike everything else, isn't out today, and has an unknown date.)
[9:16 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Smile isn't out yet.
[9:16 AM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WELL I'M NOT BRUSHING MY TEETH UNTIL IT IS.
KoopaTV (or Ludwig, at least) will cover the June 24 Pokémon Presents as well. Stay tuned for then, and please share what you thought of this session's.
Read this for more information on Ludwig bringing a Drednaw plushie to his dentist appointments.
See the Torterra from Horizon: Forbidden West here.
Despite Ludwig looking forward to brushing the teeth, he is unable to use the app.
Here is the Pokémon Presents that took place on June 24. It wasn't worth looking forward to.
I ignored the whole thing because I thought it would just be about the DLC, but now I'm intrigued by that Pokemon Snap game.
ReplyDeleteSmile is the biggest takeaway from this! I've downloaded it now and I'll...get around to using it. >_>;;;
DeletePokémon Smile really did motivate my three year old to brush her teeth.
ReplyDeleteWell, it only infuriates me since it doesn't work.
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