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Thursday, December 7, 2017

KoopaTV's Live Reactions to The Game Awards 2017

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - I still hate these people. I guess, to be fair, it was the best The Game Awards ever.

Continuing KoopaTV's staff's self-hatred, we are live-reacting to yet another year of Geoff Keighley's awful game industry production, The Game Awards! Now in 2017.

Joining me tonight is RawkHawk2010 (this is literally all his idea), Kamek, and Wendy O. Koopa! ...Vortex decided to sleep. Good for him. We'll task him with reading this entire log when he gets up.

This article finally has all of the screenshots in it!


As is customary for The Game Awards, viewer discretion is advised, since it's truly awful. That goes for our own readership base as well. Reader discretion is advised. Believe me.

The Game Awards 2017 content warning viewer discretion is advised
“The following program may contain content that some viewers find offensive.
Viewer discretion is advised.”
We actually have an embed of the show here so you can torture yourselves ON-DEMAND:


[8:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5Ml7_2wT0
[8:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ^ YouTube's The Game Awards stream... in 4k!
[8:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Celebrate the best video games, esports and gamers of 2017, and get a sneak preview of what's next. The Game Awards airs live from the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles this Thursday, December 7."
[8:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So I guess Microsoft is obviously sponsoring this.
[8:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I didn't know they HAD a theatre.
[8:21 PM] Kamek: I guess every major corporation has a théâtre for the figureheads to address crowds
[8:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why isn't Microsoft's theatre in the same state as Microsoft?
[8:22 PM] Kamek: I'm checking the Xbox One's streaming capabilities for the event
[8:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I got a glass of milk and a full bag of raisins.
[8:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And I don't think the milk will last me very long. ;-;
[8:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Seriously, where the hell is Rawk?
[8:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's been telling people for weeks to be here at 8:30.
[8:23 PM] Kamek: Did he say he'd be here?
[8:23 PM] Kamek: Explicitly
[8:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...You know, I'm not sure.
[8:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's always said
[8:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Kamek be here at 8:30"
[8:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ludwig make sure you're here"
[8:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He never said "Hey I'll be here"
[8:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot if it's all a set-up?
[8:24 PM] Kamek: Exactly
[8:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That bastard keeps wanting us to suffer every year through this horrible show. <_<
[8:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S ENTRAPMENT.
[8:25 PM] Kamek: Oh dear if you search YouTube for it there's a lot of MST3K style roasting live
[8:25 PM] Kamek: That's quite a good idea...
[8:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tell the audience wot that is.
[8:26 PM] Kamek: Is KOOPATV.ORG behind the curve?!
[8:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We're so behind the curve that we're ahead of it.
[8:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It loops.
[8:26 PM] Kamek: Well all that means is while the live show is going on people are out of their humorous commentary on top of it live
[8:27 PM] Kamek: Sorry mobile has bad autocorrect
[8:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I was trying to decipher wot that meant.
[8:28 PM] Kamek: I'm sure we could give live humorous commentary
[8:29 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yo
[8:29 PM] Kamek: I'll explore the logistics of other avenues for reactions and logs
[8:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The reason we don't publish it LIVE is because we don't have the, uh... technical know-how.
[8:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But I always wanted people to think that it actually was published live and they just didn't come across the article until after the event happened.
[8:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: keighley's late
[8:30 PM] Kamek: I'll get with Wendy. Maybe KOOPATV.ORG will have new things for 2018
[8:30 PM] Kamek: Stay tuned
[8:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Speaking of Wendy, @Wendy O. Koopa stop playing Tabletop Simulator.
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We got shit to watch.
[8:31 PM] Kamek: I told you we should have gotten that
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I know.
[8:31 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: where's vortex
[8:31 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: oh
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'll write an article asking for a game we should all play when Kirby Battle Royale releases.
[8:31 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: uh
[8:31 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: what
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Vortex is asleep.
[8:31 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: All I know is that the game awards is rigged
[8:31 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: and it's garbage
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It IS garbage.
[8:31 PM] Kamek: It's 1:30 AM in vortex time
[8:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it's rigged by all the participating companies equally.
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So the result should be... not rigged?
[8:32 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: nah
[8:32 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: y'all I feel like it's E3
[8:32 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: PUBG shouldn';t ahve won game of the year
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I feel nothing but disdain and misery.
[8:32 PM] Kamek: Besides it's our job as an entertainment media conglomerate to give our two cents
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "the preshow will begin in just a few minutes"
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE PRESHOW?
[8:32 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: lel
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE STARTING TIME IS 8:30
[8:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE PRE-SHOW SHOULD'VE ENDED 2 MINUTES AGO
[8:32 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: nah companies aren't rigging it ludwig
[8:32 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I think this happened before.
[8:33 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: it's the major journalists
[8:33 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Like IGN
[8:33 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: And Kotaku (also trash)
[8:33 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The "pre-show"
[8:33 PM] Kamek: Major journalists are rigging the show?
[8:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They literally say on their page that they have an "Advisory Board" and all the publishers are there except Konami.
[8:33 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: yeah
[8:33 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Because we kept wondering when the non-pre-show was even gonna start.
[8:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: http://thegameawards.com/about/
[8:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Board is not involved in the selection of award nominees or winners, and learns of the results of jury voting at the same time as the general public."
[8:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You KNOW when they say that they're tricking people.
[8:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: There's diversity I'll get them that.
[8:34 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: #gamergate
[8:34 PM] Kamek: I heard a noise
[8:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Yeah.
[8:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: I heard a solitary clap.
[8:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe that was real?
[8:34 PM] Kamek: The technical director is upset
[8:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wendy are you actually gonna watch it?
[8:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Maybe there's one person in the audience?
[8:34 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: nope
[8:34 PM] Kamek: I can already tell
[8:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or are you just gonna snark before it starts and disappear?
[8:35 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: But I can stick around so I can prove to our readers I'm #notLudwig
[8:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: yay
[8:35 PM] Kamek: ...
[8:35 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Wendy should stay.
[8:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like the recent trend of logs not just being two people.
[8:35 PM] Kamek: By saying that she's cemented the conspiracy
[8:35 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Hey should I give you guys a rundown on what's going on with my
[8:35 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Boaaaaaaard gaaaaaames?
[8:35 PM] Kamek: Sure... Since this is still the pre-show
[8:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, the preshow hasn't started/ended yet.
[8:35 PM] Kamek: Not even
[8:35 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: still waiting on people though
[8:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: rofl
[8:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ladies and gentlemen the preshow will begin in 1 minute"
[8:36 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: I dunno, I've never finished writing that hair article.
[8:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Did you START it?
[8:36 PM] Kamek: Wow I'm like 45 seconds behind boss
[8:36 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: I lost my copy somewhere
[8:36 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: :thinking:
[8:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I got an anti-virus protection notice right when the narrator said the pre-show would begin in one minute.
[8:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Did you make more progress into it than The Game Awards has with their preshow?
[8:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You lost a copy? <_<
[8:36 PM] Kamek: Lol rawk
[8:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Just write it in the cloud like everyone else. >_>
[8:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm almost out of my milk already.
[8:37 PM] Kamek: Surely this "pre-show" is just an opening movie with laser lights
[8:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm distraught.
[8:37 PM] Kamek: Then the real show starts
[8:37 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Well, this is when I didn't have a solid connection
[8:37 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Last summer?
[8:37 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: yeah
[8:37 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Who still drinks milk?
[8:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Milk is like dip.
[8:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's over man.
[8:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
[8:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo fuck you Rawk.
[8:37 PM] Kamek: I can't stomach straight milk
[8:38 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Organic miiiiiiilk
[8:38 PM] Kamek: Shush Ludwig. Be nice
[8:38 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: are they in that hotel room again
[8:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But I never swear.
[8:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: All the swears on KoopaTV are from Rawk.
[8:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why can't I get a Precision F-Strike?
[8:38 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: plz tell me they couldn't afford a stage
[8:38 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Oh you meaaaan
[8:38 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: **?
[8:38 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: :smile:
[8:38 PM] Kamek: Key-lee?
[8:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's worth it to defend milk.
[8:38 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Pub-Gee
[8:39 PM] Kamek: It's called an F-Bomb for a reason
[8:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Things people said would never happen at The Game Awards are going to happen." - Keighley
[8:39 PM] Kamek: Think of the children
[8:39 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Seriously, what the fuck does Keighley do the other 364 days of the year?
[8:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why is he hyping The Game Awards in a pre-show?
[8:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We're already watching it.
[8:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's bragging that it's shown in Russia and Brazil.
[8:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And Africa (KoopaTV's Sierra Leone HQ)
[8:40 PM] Kamek: ... This is silly
[8:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Keighley is saying some people in Europe are staying up.
[8:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Not Vortex)
[8:40 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Keighley just goes into a Fallout vault after E3 and comes out for this and goes back.
[8:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: INFECTIOUS
[8:40 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: pbblfth
[8:40 PM] Kamek: Vault 111 he goes into cryo sleep
[8:40 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: THE ALERT WAS REAL
[8:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Keighley is saying people will watch this on their own time.
[8:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
[8:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait he said there's an orchestra?
[8:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Instead of a rap group?
[8:41 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Instead of Loiter Squad and Run the Jewels?
[8:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They always have a cringey rap group.
[8:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: New categories:
"Best ongoing game" (games as a service)
[8:41 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "best ongoing game"
[8:41 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: lol
[8:41 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: aka anything with DLC?
[8:41 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Is Warframe on there?
[8:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's citing Overwatch.
[8:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Student Category"
[8:41 PM] Kamek: Overwatch was wonderful
[8:42 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: lol
[8:42 PM] Kamek: Moving from mobile to Xbox's stream
[8:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It elevates our industry to show that there is a diversity of people making games."
[8:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "International jury of 51 media and influencer outlets"
[8:42 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: That sentence alone is a load of garbage
[8:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey I guess Wendy is right.
[8:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: refresh
[8:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf it didn't skip to the current time it kept me where I was
[8:43 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: I was right one?
[8:43 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: ?
[8:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Gaming journalist cabal.
[8:43 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is this really not the pre-show?
[8:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: At this rate it's gonna go on til midnight, lol.
[8:43 PM] Kamek: @Wendy O. Koopa
[8:43 PM] Kamek: What is PUBG
[8:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: GOTY nominees:
Player Unknowns Battlegrounds
[8:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: waddup
[8:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: ^
[8:44 PM] Kamek: Oh
[8:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: game is a good game
[8:44 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I feel like Keighley is trying to steal Phil Spencer's mannerisms.
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I said that because it's a nominee)
[8:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: but it's still in open beta
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Persona
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Odyssey and Breath of the Wild
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: and Horizon.
[8:44 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: He's laughing like Phil Spencer.
[8:44 PM] Kamek:

[8:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Breath of the Wild should've won
[8:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Nier Automata should've bee nnominated
[8:44 PM] Kamek: This is Xbox's interface
[8:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We are minutes away from the ACTUAL show."
[8:44 PM] Kamek: Ew
[8:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: ew
[8:45 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: that's garbage
[8:45 PM] Kamek: How is this bigger than E3
[8:45 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: man
[8:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: More people are watching it, maybe.
[8:45 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: we just had a little kid
[8:45 PM] Kamek: Wow this is definitely sponsored by Microsoft
[8:45 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: with a puppet poking at him
[8:45 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: lol
[8:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff Keighley now on stage, saying it's still the pre-show.
[8:45 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: ROFL
[8:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf so that was the pre-pre-show??
[8:45 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: 15 MINUTES LEF
[8:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: T
[8:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: I bet there's someone who thinks that's a timer for when the entire show ends.
[8:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: On "Mixer" you'll get free games.
[8:46 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Like that's supposed to be an exciting countdown.
[8:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Like Goat Simulator.
[8:46 PM] Kamek: I'm on mixer now
[8:46 PM] Kamek: It's awful
[8:46 PM] Kamek: This super laugh and gross
[8:46 PM] Kamek: Laggy*
[8:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He said there's "less than one second of latency"
[8:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "interact with your friends"
[8:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: check
[8:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "every platform tonight" (not the Switch)
[8:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Did he just say "Wii Chat"?
[8:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Saying they're on WeChat and Tencent.
[8:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (WeChat = qq.com)
[8:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh
[8:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: new game
[8:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (It's how the Chinese instant-message)
[8:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Retro's game
[8:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: nvm
[8:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: "we thought the Wall would stop them"
[8:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We thought THE WALL would stop them"
[8:47 PM] Kamek: China almost exclusively uses we chat
[8:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Looks like The Division.
[8:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: is this Dead Rising 4
[8:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: 5*
[8:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Zombie game.
[8:48 PM] Kamek: Oh... Mixr defaults to 1080p low latency
[8:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I am so fucking sick of zombies.
[8:48 PM] Kamek: No wonder
[8:48 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: lol
[8:48 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: ew
[8:48 PM] Kamek: Wait there's awards in the pre-show?
[8:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Might I remind the readers that I literally live on the set of The Walking Dead.
[8:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "World War Z" "Coming Soon" Saber Entertainment
[8:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Paramount Pictures
[8:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And see zombies in my fucking neighborhood regularly.
[8:49 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: brains
[8:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They said they got "millions of votes" from gamers.
[8:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Trending gamer

The Game Awards 2017 Trending Gamer nominees Steven Spohn Shroud Dr. Disrespect Clint Lexa Andrea Rene
No one knows who any of these people are. Do you?

[8:49 PM] Kamek: Brainz*
[8:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Not from me!)
[8:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I don't know who any of these people are.
[8:49 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Gaming journalism cabal
[8:49 PM] Kamek: Whoa what the
[8:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "half-coordinated"
[8:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: that sounds like more a slur than it is really is
[8:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Dr. Disrespect" won.
[8:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[8:50 PM] Kamek: Mixr Chat is calling him borat with sunglasses
[8:50 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: like a halfwit
[8:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: who the hell is this
[8:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: A Howard Stern cosplayer?
[8:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess his girlfriend/wife/effeminate boyfriend is named "Nurse Disrespect"
[8:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He talks like Trump.
[8:51 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: lol
[8:51 PM] Kamek: Ooooo
[8:51 PM] Kamek: These people
[8:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I expected him to say, "Believe me."
[8:51 PM] Kamek: These are good VR Games
[8:51 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I forgot about my VR device.
[8:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot you had a VR device.
[8:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And by "forgot" I mean "When did you tell us you had a VR device?"
[8:51 PM] Kamek: What VR device do you have?
[8:51 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: It's the Google one
[8:51 PM] Kamek: .... Google cardboard...?
[8:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The cardboard? <<
[8:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And I downloaded a bunch of VR bloatware and never used it.
[8:52 PM] Kamek: ... I mean I have a Samsung Gear VR
[8:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Trying to remember to print screen stuff.
[8:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's using "job" as a verb.
[8:52 PM] Kamek: Owlchemy's Job Simulator was very witty
[8:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: :dab:
[8:52 PM] Kamek: I'm excited for this one
[8:53 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I always thought jobbing was dabbing.
[8:53 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: SCREEENSHOOOOT
[8:53 PM] Kamek: Aisha Tyler is here?
[8:53 PM] Kamek: Wow
[8:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She is?
[8:53 PM] Kamek: Kojima got alot of applause
[8:53 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Keighley just called her Cindy and then Syndnee
[8:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo you're ahead
[8:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: refresh
[8:53 PM] Kamek: Whoa
[8:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's still talking
[8:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "sales and deals"
[8:54 PM] Kamek: Bets on who wins best score music?
[8:54 PM] Kamek: Botw?
[8:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Xenoblade 2
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's 6:45 on the clock
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Odyssey is a nominee.
[8:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS XENOBLADE 2
[8:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well
[8:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: I guess no one knows what music is actually in it.
[8:54 PM] Kamek: Well I lost
[8:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Including fans.
[8:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: So eh.
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's what happens when you start The Game Awards in December.
[8:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Why the hell was Zelda even there.
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And not January.
[8:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nier Automata won.
[8:54 PM] Kamek: @Wendy O. Koopa what are your thoughts on nier: automata
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why doesn't refreshing get me ahead?
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: goes to Twitch
[8:55 PM] Kamek: Because I have 1 second latency boss
[8:55 PM] Kamek: :dab:
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're like, 30 seconds ahead.
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Twitch has ads showing at me. <_<
[8:55 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: lol garbage
[8:55 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: if twitch is faster then link it
[8:55 PM] Kamek: What's it about?
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Twitch's pre-show clock is at
[8:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 4:14
[8:55 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: um
[8:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: link
[8:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: now
[8:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I got greeted here with a "fuck you"
[8:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.twitch.tv/thegameawards
[8:56 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: well keighley's showing a new game so one sec
[8:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot was your clock at?
[8:56 PM] Kamek: Omg
[8:56 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: it's at 4:28 now
[8:56 PM] Kamek: What the
[8:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 3:42 now
[8:56 PM] Kamek: What on earth is happening
[8:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No idea.
[8:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Smith & Smitherson Accounting"
[8:57 PM] Kamek: AOSHSNXIJSOWS
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: eek it's a Rick & Morty guy
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And a dude with cool hair.
[8:57 PM] Kamek: Thats an N64 box
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: William Pugh and Justin Roiland.


The Game Awards William Pugh Justin Roiland Rick and Morty Accounting cool hair Occupy Mars
...At least Pugh's hair is admirable.


[8:57 PM] Kamek: Mixr chat loves his hair
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Pugh is the one with the hair)
[8:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I've never watched a single episode of Rick and Morty.
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I got a creepy screenshot of them.
[8:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And never will.
[8:58 PM] Kamek: Clock check
[8:58 PM] Kamek: 1:40
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Roiland is winking and Pugh has his eyes closed.
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 1:42
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So you're like 6 seconds ahead.
[8:58 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: lol
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Metroid Samus Returns won best handheld game.
[8:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I forgot Samus Returns was a thing.
[8:59 PM] Kamek: I really want Samus returns still
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A "really special" "world premiere" from "Japan"
[8:59 PM] Kamek: Ew
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ....
[8:59 PM] Kamek: Wow they ticked all the M rating boxes
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Shadows Die Twice."
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "From Software"
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And that's all you get."
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that was a shitty premiere.
[8:59 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: so Demon Souls 6/7/8 basically?
[8:59 PM] Kamek: .....
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The clock went away.
[9:00 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Since that's all they make just under different titles?
[9:00 PM] Kamek: That's not a world premiere
[9:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There are The Game Awards sales and deals on Switch, Steam, PlayStation, and Xbox.
[9:00 PM] Kamek: ...
[9:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rock orchestra?
[9:01 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is this the orchest-
[9:01 PM] Kamek: This is starting to look more and more like a publisher wide attempt to boost videogame popularity...
[9:01 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: obviously
[9:01 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: hmm
[9:01 PM] Kamek: Dude
[9:01 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Apex is 66% off...
[9:01 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Not worth it yet
[9:01 PM] Kamek: That's an ELECTRIC CELLO
[9:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm assuming any game that's on sale won an award.
[9:01 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: nah
[9:02 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: is this music from games?
[9:02 PM] Kamek: That was the first audience shot in a while
[9:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH CAPPY
[9:02 PM] Kamek: No one is excited
[9:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: what is that instrument


The Game Awards 2017 orchestra Cappy Mario happy instrument
Seriously, someone please tell me what this person is playing.


[9:02 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: disappointed
[9:02 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: what is this theme
[9:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: i've heard all this music but dunno where any of it is from
[9:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: mortal kombat
[9:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: eek some guy is drumming the camera
[9:04 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: zelda
[9:04 PM] Kamek: Asian woman with playing electric cello is too intense
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's fireworks or something.
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably a hazard.
[9:04 PM] Kamek: Asian dude not impressed
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Call the fire department!
[9:04 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: What if there's another shooter?
[9:04 PM] Kamek: Why did they announce him again?
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Here's the creator of the Game Awards, Geoff Keighley!"
[9:04 PM] Kamek: Oh
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're acting like we didn't just see him.
[9:04 PM] Kamek: It's the official start
[9:05 PM] Kamek: Right now
[9:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: On two different "pre-shows".
[9:05 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Keighley understands acting in-universe.
The Game Awards Geoff Keighley host underhand palm wave presenting
Geoff Keighley is waving away the past half-hour, plus.

[9:05 PM] Kamek: This is the real start I suppose
[9:05 PM] Kamek: The clock was meaningless
[9:06 PM] Kamek: Mixr video de synced the audio
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "First award of the night" (except for all the awards we've seen already)
[9:06 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i dunno what hellblade is
[9:06 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: lol
[9:06 PM] Kamek: They're pretending the pre-show didn't exist
[9:06 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: plz let zelda be here lol
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're also pretending the pre-pre-show didn't exist, which is... for the best.
[9:06 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: of course they will
[9:07 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: this is a giant advertising scam after all
[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No Zelda.
[9:07 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: no zelda
[9:07 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: what a shame
[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best Narrative" award goes to "What Remains of Edith Finch"
[9:07 PM] Kamek: Zelda didn't have a "narrative"
[9:07 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: I'm not surprised
[9:07 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: lol at Keighley reading that card like he didn't know beforehand.
[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And wins "Games For Impact"
[9:07 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: That game was heavily covered by the journalists.
[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Wasn't covered once by us!)
[9:07 PM] Kamek: Wow they're trying to make this way too much like the Oscar's
[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I like the winners' fashion.

The Game Awards 2017 Chelsea Hash Giant Sparrow What Remains of Edith Finch
Chelsea Hash accepting an award for Best Narrative for What Remains of Edith Finch.
(By the way, Giant Sparrow and Annapurna Interactive are from California.)

[9:08 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Well duh
[9:08 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Are these people from Russia?
[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: They look like Russians.
[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or Turks.
[9:08 PM] Kamek: She wrote it down on phone
[9:08 PM] Kamek: Smart
[9:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But who is the guy with her?
[9:09 PM] Kamek: Her dress reminds me of Seto Kaiba
[9:09 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: a mystery that will go unsolved
[9:09 PM] Kamek: The bottom part always flowing
[9:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm surprised the announcer didn't re-announce that Geoff Keighley came back.
[9:09 PM] Kamek: @Wendy O. Koopa what do you know about fortnite
[9:10 PM] Kamek: Mixr's chat is going nuts over it
[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Someone told me that they are downloading a 3.6 GB update for Fortnite.
[9:10 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: tldr: PUBG but with minecraft elements
[9:10 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: The Battle Royale Mode is the most popular
[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Which is absurd)
[9:10 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: lol at keighley getting philosophical over world premieres
[9:10 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: And a lot of streamers are covering as well
[9:10 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: THEY'LL HOPEFULLY SHOW US THA-
[9:10 PM] Kamek: Wut
[9:11 PM] Kamek: What's this?
[9:11 PM] Kamek: Oh wow
[9:11 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I thought this was gonna be Dead Stranding.
[9:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "From the creators of Firewatch, Campo Santo"
[9:11 PM] Kamek: For anyone not aware. FireWatch had an incredible narrative
[9:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's Lara Craft but with a black woman.
[9:11 PM] Kamek: And received tons of critical acclaim
[9:11 PM] Kamek: I loved it
[9:11 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This theme has a worse singer than ARMS.
[9:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And a standing bitch face.
[9:12 PM] Kamek: Resting*?
[9:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...well I've never used that terminology before.
[9:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: rofl
[9:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I wanted to be hip. <_<
[9:12 PM] Kamek: The music was good at first but now it's kinda forced
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "In The Valley of Gods"
[9:13 PM] Kamek: Wow
[9:13 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: the music sucked the whole time tbh
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was "Campo Santo"
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or is that the developer?
[9:13 PM] Kamek: Developer
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh.
[9:13 PM] Kamek: Campo Santo spent several YEARS on Firewatch
[9:13 PM] Kamek: Which made me wonder how on earth they're releasing another game so quickly
[9:13 PM] Kamek: But yeah 2019
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: If they're treating this like The Oscars, is everyone gonna bash Trump?
[9:14 PM] Kamek: Guesses on best action game?
[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Let's see wot's nominated.
[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I want Wolfenstein to win something.
[9:14 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Cuphead
[9:14 PM] Kamek: I hear destiny 2 has had mixed reviews
[9:14 PM] Kamek: Wow
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Oh man I have to pay a microtransaction to unlock [the envelope]...?"
[9:15 PM] Kamek: Did he just do that
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WOLFENSTEIN II won!
[9:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: that's a good thing?
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...hahaha I got it.
[9:15 PM] Kamek: Nothing more American than a camp
O hat
[9:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: It just reminds me of BioShock Infinite.
[9:15 PM] Kamek: Camo*
[9:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Which sucked.
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Thanking "our heroes in the QA department"
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're underappreciated.
[9:16 PM] Kamek: QA department héroes are the best
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rawk is KoopaTV's QA department, but I'll never thank him for it.
[9:16 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Whoa
[9:16 PM] Kamek: Everyone in Mixr chat won't stop clammering for Fortnite
[9:16 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I totally thought that was Anita.
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...me too.

The Game Awards 2017 Rebecca Ford Warframe Geoff Keighley creepy face
Rebecca Ford looks like she's going to #MeToo Geoff Keighley. Look at her reaction to his creepy facial expression!

[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it's "Rebecca Ford"
[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She just fist-pumped.
[9:17 PM] Kamek: Warframe is a very special kinda game
[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: rofl I got an awesome screenshot
[9:17 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: fan-made game trailers
[9:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: see koopatv's latest article for why that's retarded
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "First Warframe community trailer"
[9:18 PM] Kamek: Warframe is fun
[9:18 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: um
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno, doesn't seem different than what they'd make.
[9:18 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: that sucked.
[9:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: the music just aruptly cut off.
[9:18 PM] Kamek: Who is that guy.... I know that voice
[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this Star Wars, or did they just have Star Wars lasers?
[9:19 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: wtf
[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...It was a PlayStation Store commercial.
[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And now a Nintendo Switch commercial.
[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring Skyrim.
[9:19 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: house on fire
[9:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: too soon guys

Nintendo Switch Skyrim burning house commercial
...Rawk, why did you add this picture to the article?

Nintendo Switch Skyrim burning house commercial
...I guess he feels bad for the guy's house. But he couldn't get something less blurry?

[9:19 PM] Kamek: Look boss he has a procontroller
[9:20 PM] Kamek: .... Avon?
[9:20 PM] Kamek: The skin cream company
[9:20 PM] Kamek: ?
[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It has to be the Russians, or the North Koreans, or the Chinese, or the Iranians"
[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Grand Theft Auto Online: The Doomsday Heist" out December 12.
[9:20 PM] Kamek: Timely
[9:21 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: this is at least the second time Nintendo has endorsed walking around with your Switch in dangerous situations
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since when does GTA go into global politics?
[9:21 PM] Kamek: Here's the money makers
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo has a full line of commercials on their YouTube with that.
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rocket League is 40% off.
[9:21 PM] Kamek: Rocket league!
[9:21 PM] Kamek: See!
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf "a film"
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're showing a film?
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because Kojima liked it?
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: VOTE TEAM BOOK
[9:22 PM] Kamek: They look like vidéo game characters
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: DON'T LET THESE FILM PEOPLE WIN
[9:22 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "unfuck this mess"
[9:22 PM] Kamek: That's Abe sapien from Hellboy
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe he said "film" ironically.
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Making fun of Kojima.
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Shape of Water"
[9:22 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: well that was incoherent
[9:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: michael moore
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Please welcome Guillermo el Toro and Hideo Kojima.
[9:23 PM] Kamek: Kojima is so thin
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: People in the audience are crying.
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably Konami starving him.
[9:23 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: well you can't blame konami years later
[9:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: he's had a while to find food
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Black people blame Antebellum for why they suck now.
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pretty sure Kojima having an eating disorder can be blamed on Konami.
[9:24 PM] Kamek: My favorite thing about toro is the story that a tiny Japanese girl he was working with couldn't say his name so toro told her to call him Totoro because it would be easier
[9:24 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i don't like persona art
[9:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So wot, you want Breath of the Wild to win Best Art Direction?
[9:25 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yes
[9:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How do you describe it?
[9:25 PM] Kamek: BOTW
[9:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The winner is... HAH! Him, no. Cuphead!"
[9:25 PM] Kamek: Ew
[9:25 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Cuphead should win.
[9:25 PM] Kamek: Really?
[9:25 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I didn't want it to win, but it should.
[9:25 PM] Kamek: Cup head has good art
[9:25 PM] Kamek: But still the execution was odd on the system
[9:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cuphead has good music.
[9:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: People say Cuphead is racist.
[9:26 PM] Kamek: Because it's still 1080p 60fps on PC
[9:26 PM] Kamek: even though it's mimicking old videography
[9:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "Cuphead is racist because it's still 1080p 60fps on PC."
[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy talks like Rick Santorum.
[9:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i'll go with that
[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Same voice and mannerisms.
[9:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Something that is very special, enjoy."
[9:27 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: botw 2
[9:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh shit
[9:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: it really is
[9:27 PM] Kamek: Omg
[9:27 PM] Kamek: The thing is here
[9:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: is this spoilers
[9:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<
[9:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "OPEN UP WIDE, GANON"
[9:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They have real life lasers.
[9:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[9:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And a real life Master Sword.
[9:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And a real life Link.
[9:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Or Aonuma.

The Game Awards 2017 Eiji Aonuma Master Sword in pedestal pulling
Will Aonuma be able to draw out the Master Sword? Does he have enough hearts?
The Game Awards 2017 Eiji Aonuma holding Master Sword out of pedestal above head rusted
DUN NUH NUH NUUUUUUUH!

[9:28 PM] Kamek: Of course
[9:28 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This is what I was waiting on a Direct for.
[9:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: THE HELL IS THAT
[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT's The Champions' Ballad DLC.
[9:29 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: whoa
[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[9:29 PM] Kamek: Oh dear
[9:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: this really is botw2
[9:30 PM] Kamek: New dungeons
[9:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: look at all that shit
[9:30 PM] Kamek: New gear
[9:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: NEED
[9:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: NEEEEEEEEEEED
[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't you already have it?
[9:30 PM] Kamek: Wow
[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or bought it?
[9:30 PM] Kamek: Very exciting
[9:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: what
[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Transition to motorcycle
[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS ANOTHER GAME
[9:30 PM] Kamek: ..... WHAT
[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "AVAILABLE TONIGHT"
[9:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: WHAAAAAAAAAAtgeuioedhgh\
[9:30 PM] Kamek: Whaaaaaaaaaat
[9:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
[9:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: TONIGHT
[9:31 PM] Kamek: WKDJDKXNDKSS
[9:31 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: FUCK
[9:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: BUT XENOBLADE
[9:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Aonuma talking gibberish
[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Literally.
[9:31 PM] Kamek: Aonuma is so tiny
[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Players get to learn more about the champions and Zelda 100 years ago.
[9:32 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: So it takes place in the past entirely.
[9:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...I think.
[9:32 PM] Kamek: Dude on the right is trying to square up
[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone gets a Divine Beast except Link.
[9:33 PM] Kamek: Looks like he's trying to start a fight
[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Link's motorcycle is his Divine Beast.
[9:33 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Master Cycle Zero
[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Master Cycle Zero"
[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...So no F-Zero?
[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You can use the Master Cycle Zero when you beat the DLC.
[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "THE CHAMPIONS BARRAD RIRR BE AVARABLE TONIGHT"
[9:33 PM] Kamek: I feel like Kojima called them up one day and told them it would be cool to give link a motorcycle
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ENJOYING BREAF OF THE WIRD"
[9:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: dayum
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[9:34 PM] Kamek: I love Japanese people speaking English
[9:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yeah BoTW is the best game of all time.
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SCHICK HYDRO IS STILL HERE?!?!!?
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Wazzup I'm Cindy Goodman"
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot about her.
[9:34 PM] Kamek: ....
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Plugging McDonalds.
[9:34 PM] Kamek: Lots of sponsorship
[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And "Uber Eats"
[9:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: cue chris christie running towards camera
[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cat commercial.
[9:35 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh
[9:35 PM] Kamek: ..... What is going on?!
[9:35 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i thought this was gonna be real
[9:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was that red-haired kid the one from Fresh off the Boat?
[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bethesda commercial advertising single-player.
[9:35 PM] Kamek: Oh
[9:35 PM] Kamek: She's the bar singer in Fallout
[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The need to save single-player gamers."
[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "#SavePlayer1"
[9:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i can't not see the wolfenstein villain as hillary
[9:36 PM] Kamek: I feel like this needs to be for local multi-player
[9:37 PM] Kamek: Local multi-player is basically dead in this Gen
[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bethesda donated $100,000 to the Entertainment Software Association.
[9:37 PM] Kamek: Aside from Nintendo
[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rocket League.
[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ON Switch.
[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rated E for "Mild Lyrics" and "Users Interact"
[9:37 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: can you turn this music off?
[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since when did "Users Interact" become an ESRB thing?
[9:37 PM] Kamek: Like i said guys. Rocket league should be our go to
[9:37 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: because
[9:37 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: fapping
[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "OUT NOW"
[9:38 PM] Kamek: W-what? @Wendy O. Koopa
[9:38 PM] Kamek: You know what. Nvm
[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Do you WANT elaboration?)
[9:38 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This show is the first time I've heard eBay mentioned all year.
[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
[9:38 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: :miles_eureka:
[9:38 PM] Kamek: ....
[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf it's that thing Kamek mentioned
[9:38 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Miles Edgeworth fapping.
[9:39 PM] Kamek: What?
[9:39 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: I JUST RUINED YOUR CHILDHOOD
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: MST3K
[9:39 PM] Kamek: What did kamek. Mention ?
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Off-log.
[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...nevermind.
[9:40 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: wasn't there a koopatv article about this woman
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There was a log with another woman.
[9:40 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who did the Adventure games for Sierra.
[9:40 PM] Kamek: Erm
[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Also at The Game Awards.
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I might be wrong)
[9:41 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "simplicity is its gift"
[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: I hate simplicity.
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "women have always been there"
[9:41 PM] Kamek: I feel like the award show is pandering
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, duh.
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Her name is Carol Shaw)
[9:42 PM] Kamek: Something tells me that's not her house
[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's shrunk a lot.
[9:42 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Carol Shawdy
[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She wins the industry icon award.
[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And looks surprised that she won.
[9:42 PM] Kamek: Age does that to a person
[9:42 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: what if she dies on stage
[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Even though they just showed a whole minute+ video about her.
[9:42 PM] Kamek: Oh man
[9:42 PM] Kamek: If she falls and hurts herself
[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She wrote her speech on a paper.

The Game Awards 2017 Carol Shaw industry icon award Atari Activision River Raid female woman developer
Carol Shaw is only 62. She was born in 1955.
She's not going to just go and die on stage. My gosh, my staff needs to learn how to respect people with grey hair. (Not that I do.)

[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Instead of a phone.
[9:43 PM] Kamek: Wow
[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Like that other woman.
[9:43 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i always wonder why that doesn't happen to on-stage old people more often
[9:43 PM] Kamek: That's cool
[9:43 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: well she's smart, phones break
[9:43 PM] Kamek: Urk...
[9:43 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: paper shreds but not on its own
[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I just wish my father lived to hear about this."
[9:43 PM] Kamek: Feels
[9:43 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Ralph the husband looks twenty years younger than her.
[9:43 PM] Kamek: Her speech is quite sterile
[9:44 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: the rest of the video game awards is this
[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We're only 45 minutes in.
[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unless you count the pre-show and pre-pre-show.
[9:44 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: lol
[9:44 PM] Kamek: She's happy I think
[9:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: What is this
[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She can die in peace now.
[9:44 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: Pre-pre-pre-SHOW?
[9:45 PM] Kamek: They did forget that the elder folks tend to elaborate on everything
[9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, we're in the real show with a 90 year old woman.
[9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Actually she's probably only in her 60s.
[9:45 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This whole thing was worth it for the Champions Ballad.
[9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since she was pretty young 35 years ago.
[9:45 PM] Kamek: Ooooo

The Game Awards 2017 Bandai Namco Katsuhiro Harada Motohiro Okubo sunglasses Japanese fan
Bandai Namco's lovable Katsuhiro Harada. (And Motohiro Okubo, who is a Tekken producer.)

[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are we expecting Dragon Ball FighterZ on Switch announcement?
[9:46 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The Champions Ballad made me go H.A.M. on the keyboard which most Directs don't do.
[9:46 PM] Kamek: Wow. I thought that guy in the glasses was just the translator messing around
[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is castrated.
[9:47 PM] Kamek: Boss be nice
[9:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: My dog just got castrated and is now wearing pants.
[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Has to wear pants for 14 days.
[9:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bandai Namco guys have to beg for applause.
[9:47 PM] Kamek: Whoa!
[9:47 PM] Kamek: Soulcalibur
[9:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: is link gonna be here
[9:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Well they don't have to beg now)
[9:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I played Soul Calibur One Link Was In.
[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 2.
[9:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: On GameCube.
[9:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah
[9:48 PM] Kamek: Yeah
[9:48 PM] Kamek: It was great
[9:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is it gonna just be called "Soul Calibur"
[9:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh
[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is "Soul Calibur"
[9:48 PM] Kamek: I still like that one the most
[9:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I thought it was gonna be like "DOOM"
[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "VI"
[9:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And "Sonic the Hedgehog"
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Coming on PS4, Xbox One, and Steam.
[9:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Where we have to come up with our own names.
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (No Link)
[9:49 PM] Kamek: Best RPG
[9:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And now Smash basically.
[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: erm
[9:49 PM] Kamek: @Wendy O. Koopa thoughts?
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Best RPG is now Atlus.
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: erm Persona 5
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WHAT
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
[9:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: What genre is this?
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rabbids won Best Strategy.
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The most anticipated game, The Last of Us 2.
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Odyssey wins Best Family Game.
[9:49 PM] Kamek: Wait what
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Best eSports team, Cloud 9.
[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And now AISHA TYLER
[9:50 PM] Kamek: He's just announcing all the winners of awards?
[9:50 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Did she quit Ubisoft?
[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She wasn't at Ubisoft's E3 2017.

The Game Awards 2017 Aisha Tyler leather pants
Aisha Tyler was missed at Ubisoft's E3 2017 conference.
She was never an Ubisoft employee, though.

[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But she's back.
[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She got a makeover.
[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[9:50 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: My neurodoctor looks like Aisha Tyler.
[9:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: From Jamaica.
[9:50 PM] Kamek: Why is she wearing leather pants
[9:50 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The one I've been going to for over a year and hasn't helped with shit.
[9:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You are men now, or women now, or whatever gender you identify as now. ...LIVE YO' LIFE."
[9:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey Golf Story is there.
[9:51 PM] Kamek: Golf story is surprisingly good by the way
[9:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (The category = indie games who just released their first game this year)
[9:51 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I wanna play it but can't cuz of the text.
[9:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: what category is this again
[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The Game Award goes to Cuphead.
[9:52 PM] Kamek: She's not... Enthusiastic about this...
[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "(The category = indie games who just released their first game this year)"
[9:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh
[9:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: that's kinda specific
[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It was voted by THE FANS.
[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Wow, again!" - Rick Santorum guy
[9:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: jesus
[9:52 PM] Kamek: They legally have to shout them out
[9:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: he really does sound like santorum
[9:52 PM] Kamek: Or risk a legal battle I'm. Sure
[9:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is that a condition?\
[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Santorum Syndrome?
[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: loool
[9:53 PM] Kamek: The technical director just lost his mind
[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Aisha Tyler escorting them out.
[9:53 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I thought it was a specific nasal glitch.
[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: that no one else would have
[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: well or no one we'd ever see
[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "On the way..." aka commercial break?
[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Star Wars Battlefront II commercial.
[9:53 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "ten thousand troops ready to fuck"?
[9:53 PM] Kamek: People in chat are asking how many hours this show is
[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Good thing they cut off the audience's mic.
[9:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh "fight"
[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or they'd be booing.
[9:54 PM] Kamek: Good point boss
[9:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: hahahahahahaha
[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: please let this game win something
[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, EA is on the Advisory Board.
[9:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: imagines audience just saw this and was dead silent
[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Season 1 FREE FOR ALL PLAYERS"
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why do games have multiple seasons?
[9:55 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: how do i make asterisks appear on discord
[9:55 PM] Kamek: I want to see the audiences reaction to battlefront 2 winning something
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Games aren't supposed to be TV shows.
[9:55 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: do i have to * do this *
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably.
[9:55 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: k
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: @Wendy O. Koopa how do you do it?
[9:56 PM] Kamek: By that definition no one would watch let's plays or streams boss
[9:56 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: that commercial was...
[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...uh...
[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...strange.
[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: the first echo one
[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf
[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: they were both strange.
[9:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's another fan trailer for Warframe.
[9:57 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: What happened to the FPS from E3 where dudes grew and shrank
[9:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Hey Ludwig there's your rap.
[9:57 PM] Kamek: You guys have to try Warframe once
[9:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't remember that.
[9:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wot
[9:57 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is that Kanye?
[9:57 PM] Kamek: Oh
[9:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "50 v 50"
[9:57 PM] Kamek: It's fortnite
[9:57 PM] Kamek: Maybe now the mixr chat will be happy
[9:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, I guess Wendy was right that it looks like Minecraft.
[9:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Fortnite looks appealing.
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And plays like PUGR.
[9:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I like paragliders.
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff is back.
[9:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Xenoblade 2 not having a paraglider irks me.
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They made the audience forget about Star Wars.
[9:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I keep wanting to play Xenoblade as a platformer.
[9:58 PM] Kamek: How do you know boss?
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No one's booing.
[9:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: even though there's almost no mid-air momentum freedom.
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's a reason they showed Star Wars first.
[9:58 PM] Kamek: I didn't hear any booing all show
[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And not last.
[9:59 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: If Star Wars was here live it'd be like the DNC.
[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno what the Bernie Sanders of this would be.
[10:00 PM] Kamek: Wow
[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Donald Mustard says "gamers want cross-play" and is silently calling out "platform restrictions" aka Sony?
[10:00 PM] Kamek: He made a stand
[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is it Sony's fault?
[10:00 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "gamers want crossplay" * nods his head with pursed lips like he just said something controversial *
[10:00 PM] Kamek: Brave
[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably Sony.
[10:00 PM] Kamek: Thus guy is doing the Reggie hand thing
[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Here's the "Best Ongoing Game" award.
[10:01 PM] Kamek: Whoa
[10:01 PM] Kamek: Overwatch got alot of applause
[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Destiny 2, Grand Theft Auto Online, Overwatch, Player Unknowns Battleground, Rainbow Six Siege, and Warframe.
[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Game award goes to...
[10:01 PM] Kamek: Wow
[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Overwatch.
[10:01 PM] Kamek: Jeff Kaplan?
[10:01 PM] Kamek: No Jeff kaplan
[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Overwatch also won Best eSports game.
[10:01 PM] Kamek: Wait
[10:01 PM] Kamek: When did they announce that
[10:01 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I don't like the idea of a single game continuing to win GoTY awards for years straight.
[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Just now.
[10:02 PM] Kamek: Why didn't they have ceremony for that award?
[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You want this to be longer?
[10:02 PM] Kamek: Just wondering >_>
[10:02 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: is this dude an indian or just really tan
[10:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh
[10:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: yeah indian
[10:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: from a weird angle he's looks like a really tanned white dude
[10:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh hey it's conan
[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ugh not again
[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why does he keep showing up?
[10:03 PM] Kamek: What?
[10:03 PM] Kamek: Mare-io
[10:03 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: fuck conan
[10:04 PM] Kamek: ...
[10:04 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: well
[10:04 PM] Kamek: .... Well
[10:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...well.
[10:04 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: at least that was an anti-advertisement totally?
[10:05 PM] Kamek: I feel like this whole show is disjointed
[10:05 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "Well, duh."
[10:05 PM] Kamek: Not alot of structure. If there is any I can't understand it
[10:05 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Although
[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff just said a lot of games to look forward to in the new year, so let's watch this game coming out "just in time for the holidays"???
[10:06 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This is professional compared to every other year's.
[10:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Does Keighley think that 2017 ends when The Game Awards 2017 ends?
[10:06 PM] Kamek: Sigh
[10:07 PM] Kamek: I'm getting more tired ans apathetic
[10:07 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Companies consider all of January to still be "the holidays"
[10:07 PM] Kamek: It's quarter 4
[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It will be "on all the next-gen consoles"
[10:08 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Should I order McDonalds?
[10:08 PM] Kamek: I would order but I have no money until 6am
[10:08 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Reggie
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Expires 11:59 Pacific.
[10:08 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Maybe Reggie'll announce something else/
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie will crown the best eSports player?
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...How does that make sense?
[10:09 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The only experience Reggie has with eSports is getting destroyed by Hungrybox at The Nintendo World Championships 2015.
[10:09 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I don't wanna listen to this dubstep.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah let's research Rocket League's soundtrack.
[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: http://rocketleague.wikia.com/wiki/Music
[10:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: tbh I'm kinda pissed at Nintendo for throwing down the Champion's Ballad less than a week after Xenoblade's release.
[10:12 PM] Kamek: Ebaaaay
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's described as a Dance/electronic genre.
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot the Xbox One S existed.
[10:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Was that really very nice of them?
[10:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well now they're here with something else.
[10:12 PM] Kamek: ?
[10:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: um
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SPECIAL NINTENDO ANNOUNCEMENT
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WORLD PREMIERE
[10:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: WHAT THE FUCK
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: MOON
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHHH
[10:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Oh.
[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this Bayonetta 3?
[10:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This isn't Bayonetta 3.
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 2
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "That was quick"
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Game in development"
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Bayonetta"
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Available February 2018.
[10:13 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Well that was stupid.
[10:13 PM] Kamek: Bayonetta ports
[10:13 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: No one cares about a fourth Bayonetta 1 port.
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie now has a Switch pin.

The Game Awards 2017 Reggie Fils-Aime Nintendo Switch pin smug face
Look how smug Reggie Fils-Aime is with his Nintendo Switch pin. It's probably from all of those Thanksgiving week sales.

[10:13 PM] Kamek: Jeez I forget how big of a man Reggie is
[10:14 PM] Kamek: Whoa
[10:14 PM] Kamek: Reggie is nervous
[10:14 PM] Kamek: Super nervous
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie doesn't get nervous.
[10:14 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Bayonetta is gonna look bad undocked.
[10:14 PM] Kamek: His voice is quivering
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I have to love all of my children." - Reggie
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You... you know... Geoff..."
[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You thought I came up all the way here for only ONE announcement?"
[10:14 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Who's gonna get #MeToo'd first Geoff or Reggie
[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bayonetta 3?
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We've got... one...more...thing."
[10:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Gotta be.
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: REGGIE SNAPPED
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IN REAL LIFE
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AND IT FLOPPED
[10:15 PM] Kamek: The TECHNICAL director is hating reggie
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A BIGGER MOON
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PLATINUM
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...................................
[10:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Aw shit
[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well there it is.
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo you said it wasn't Bayonetta 3.
[10:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: It's a thing.
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WOT DO YOU CALL THAT?
[10:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Yes I did!
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Bayonetta 3, Switch exclusive" - Geoff
[10:16 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I said it right when Reggie said there was something else by Platinum.
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie isn't actually doing the eSports nominees.
[10:16 PM] Kamek: "athletes¥
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He ditched Geoff so Geoff has to do it himself.
[10:17 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Honestly
[10:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno what a third Bayonetta can do.
[10:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: story-wise
[10:17 PM] Kamek: "as picked by fans"
[10:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf they're going to Santa Monica
[10:17 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: do what?
[10:18 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "I'll make you eat those words!"
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Korean.
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Named "Faker"
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No translator.
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh.
[10:18 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Faker News
[10:18 PM] Kamek: This translator is going to hate His life
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He did his whole speech.
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And now the translator has to remember wot Faker said.
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And he's clearly struggling.
[10:18 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:18 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: sea of thieves
[10:18 PM] Kamek: Uuuuuuuugh longest
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff is sharing "the longest world premiere"
[10:19 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: nope
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sony presents...
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kojima.
[10:19 PM] Kamek: Kojima!
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Of course it's Kojima.
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No wonder it's long.
[10:19 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:19 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Will it just confuse us more?
[10:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: There's Norman.
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot happened to Death Stranding?
[10:19 PM] Kamek: Assassin's creed?
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or is this it?
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And if it is, how is this a world premiere?
[10:20 PM] Kamek: This looks exactly like metal gear solid 5
[10:20 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Hey guys this character owns a cafe right by my house.
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You said you'd visit it for us.
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And you never did.
[10:20 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Yeah because it got a horrible health rating.
[10:20 PM] Kamek: ?
[10:20 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Made people sick.
[10:20 PM] Kamek: What are you talking about
[10:21 PM] Kamek: Uh...
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: eek
[10:21 PM] Kamek: Dude dissolved
[10:22 PM] Kamek: Freaky
[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: These dudes need gas masks.
[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is just pointing a gun at the dissolving dude.
[10:22 PM] Kamek: So I'm freaked out
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And stood there for a minute and then shot him.
[10:23 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is that Bill Nye?
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ;LOL
[10:23 PM] Kamek: WHAT THE BALLS
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf Bill Nye is pregnant
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bill Nye got shot.

The Game Awards 2017 Death Stranding world premiere Bill Nye the Science Guy gets shot orange suit
We don't have a clear screenshot of him (and no way are we rewatching this trailer), but this guy was Bill Nye.

[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And is floating away.
[10:24 PM] Kamek: Is anyone following this?
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now Norman got THE BABY that Bill Nye was pregnant with.
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And now there's a Colossus.
[10:24 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I'm so sick of this game.
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That just ate Bill Nye.
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sick like Norman's cafe?
[10:24 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: It's a bunch of moon language that Kojima has tricked everyone into thinking is sophisticated
[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo explain about the cafe.
[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since whatever is going on screen is creepy and gibberish.
[10:25 PM] Kamek: Freaking whales
[10:25 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I think it had poisoned hot dogs.
[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or that may have been something else on the street.
[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:25 PM] Kamek: Oh my
[10:25 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Norman has a baby in his gullet?
[10:25 PM] Kamek: I'm done now Kojima
[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE BABY
[10:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The Baby
[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He vomited out maggots.
[10:26 PM] Kamek: Please let me off this ride
[10:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: the baby the baby the baby
[10:26 PM] Kamek: His hair doesn't match his mustache
[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Norman glaring at the camera/health inspector.
[10:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Have you guys ever drop kicked a baby into a lit candle?
[10:26 PM] Kamek: I'm 99% sure that that guy is in métal gear solid 5
[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Apparently he's talking about THE BIG BANG
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cast: Norman Reedus
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I didn't know his last name)
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Also, Rawk, no.
[10:27 PM] Kamek: I feel gross
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hideo Kojima and Norman Reedus on stage.
[10:27 PM] Kamek: Like emotionally compromised
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "WELL DID YOU LIKE IT?" - Norman
[10:27 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: THEY NORMAN
[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: #MeToo
[10:27 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: GET YOUR ASS BACK TO GEORGIA AND FIX YOUR SHIT
The Game Awards 2017 Norman Reedus Hideo Kojima together
If you're wondering, Norman Reedus owns Nic & Norman's bar and grill in Senoia, Georgia. Ludwig couldn't find any sources describing the alleged health code violations.

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Norman says Kojima is a "genius".
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I think I now have to go to the Internet and figure out what the hell I just watched."
[10:28 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Kojima is a reverse-weeb
[10:28 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:28 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: He wants to be American so bad.
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, as the Internet, KoopaTV has no idea what we just watched.
[10:28 PM] Kamek: I feel dirty
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff advertising Final Fantasy 14 online.
[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: @Wendy O. Koopa thoughts?
[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Commercial from Square for it.
[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How are we gonna explain this award show to Vortex?
[10:30 PM] Kamek: Did you see IGN get the center spot
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Even though they had one of the lowest scores.
[10:30 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: this thing isn't really bad, it's just most of it is a low-budget E3 conference
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: For the game.
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this FIFA?
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE JOURNEY
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ALEX HUNTER
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh wait no
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: it's Madden
[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: whoops
[10:31 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wrong EA black guy.
[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SEA OF THIEVES
[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
[10:31 PM] Kamek: Chicken of thieves

Sea of Thieves Rare game chicken on beach
We later found out that Rawk didn't participate in the conversation because he didn't believe Sea of Thieves was really there, after all the false flags from Microsoft's E3 2016.

[10:32 PM] Kamek: Wow
[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: March 20, 2018.
[10:32 PM] Kamek: Did they even say who developed it
[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: no
[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this guy doing the UK Trib-...
[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: nope.
[10:32 PM] Kamek: He sucks
[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kamek translate.
[10:32 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: who is this
[10:33 PM] Kamek: I couldn't even understand him
[10:33 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I want rap.
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is the band "Phoenix"
[10:33 PM] Kamek: Te amo is Spanish
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What language are these guys singing?
[10:33 PM] Kamek: But he was speaking French
[10:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Bass Attorney(edited)
[10:34 PM] Kamek: I'm lost
[10:34 PM] Kamek: Again
[10:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This sucks.
[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The guy is just doing random SMB sound effects on his soundboard now.
[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As a cheap applause line.
[10:34 PM] Kamek: It could be cool
[10:34 PM] Kamek: But
[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because this is garbage.
[10:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: That's the only way they're getting anyone to pay attention.
[10:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: SMB sound effects.
[10:35 PM] Kamek: Their visuals are literally just solid colors
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, even KoopaTV's background is a gradient.
[10:35 PM] Kamek: And I can't understand what he's saying
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's globalism, Kamek.
[10:35 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is this in English?
[10:35 PM] Kamek: Part is english
[10:35 PM] Kamek: Part is Spanish
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Gotta appeal to that multiculturalism that Geoff was touting.
[10:35 PM] Kamek: Part is French?
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Any Portuguese?
[10:35 PM] Kamek: Probably
[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's spamming SMB sound effects again.
[10:36 PM] Kamek: Portuguese is hard for me to identify
[10:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The singer looks like a younger Mark Cerny.
[10:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Can you tell the difference between vocalised Portuguese and the oth-...
[10:36 PM] Kamek: I miss Mark cerny
[10:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I can tell the difference between written Spanish and Portuguese.
[10:36 PM] Kamek: I can tell the difference
[10:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Well that was trash.
[10:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No idea how to tell the difference when it's vocalised.
[10:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Woud
[10:36 PM] Kamek: But not singing
[10:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: would've been booing at that too.
[10:36 PM] Kamek: Also there needs to be an epilepsy warning
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now for a "YouTube supernova"
[10:37 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: iJustine is still a thing?
[10:37 PM] Kamek: For that last moment
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wasn't iJustine at E3?
[10:37 PM] Kamek: Lance who ?
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reddick?
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best Student Film"
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...film?
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Nominees brought to you by EA who flew them to the show"
[10:37 PM] Kamek: EA sponsored
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best Student Game"
[10:37 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Ukulele of Pinball
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hallowed" "Meaning"
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Level Squared"
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "From Light"
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Falling Sky"
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Impulsion"
[10:38 PM] Kamek: That's French
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And the winner is..."
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Level Squared"
[10:38 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I just saw Feldman in the audience.
[10:38 PM] Kamek: Cool
[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Those don't look like students.
[10:39 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: aka Bizarro Cosmo Kramer.
[10:39 PM] Kamek: I liked that one because is had the text
[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is gonna drop his trophy.
[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who is this guy?
[10:39 PM] Kamek: .... This guy
[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They didn't introduce this guy or give him a title card.
[10:39 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: He's jabbing it into his ribs.
[10:39 PM] Kamek: Uh
[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He pulled out a phone.
[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm graduating in a week, somebody hire me, please."
[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WE DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME
[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OR WHO YOU ARE
[10:40 PM] Kamek: This is where we are
[10:40 PM] Kamek: At an awards show
[10:40 PM] Kamek: Asking for a job
[10:40 PM] Kamek: Whoa
[10:40 PM] Kamek: Digging this atmosphere
[10:40 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Vortex still has time to make it.
[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I like the atmosphere.
[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't like anything else.
[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Witchfire"
[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Astronauts"
[10:41 PM] Kamek: Not digging it anymore
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Josef Fares" apparently introduced something called "Hazelight" in The Game Awards 2014.
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Oscars should FUCK THEMSELVES UP! This is the SHIT! This is the REAL SHIT! Interactive gaming!" - Josef Fares
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Can you swear here?"
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "FUCK THE OSCARS! FUCK THE OSCARS! FUCK YOU! THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
[10:42 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is with this guy??
[10:42 PM] Kamek: What
[10:43 PM] Kamek: This guy is on so many drugs

The Game Awards 2017 Josef Fares covering his mouth A Way Out developer
Josef Fares is swallowing some right now.
This is also a brief moment of respite from him blabbering his mouth.

[10:43 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Is he trying to look like Christian Bale?
[10:43 PM] Kamek: This guy is the same guy from The Room
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The whole world tell me my game is shit, but I tell them no"
[10:43 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This makes me not wanna be around French people.
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's IMPOSSIBLE you don't like it"
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Doesn't have anything with the EA shit going on, or the lootboxes or shit."
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "EA has been very good to me. It's nice to hate EA."
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "All publishers fuck up sometime."
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "But EA has been treating me very well. I have 100% of the income coming to my team."
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is filibustering.
[10:44 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I hate this person.
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff is trying to get rid of him.
[10:44 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: He's like a French ape.
[10:44 PM] Kamek: Everyone in the audience is ready to hate EA
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WHAT THE FUCK
[10:45 PM] Kamek: This guy
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE WON'T LET THEM SHOW THE TRAILER
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Wait wait WAIT! Let me talk more!"
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We gotta go." - Geoff
[10:45 PM] Kamek: Is the best part of the show
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "A way Out"
[10:45 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yeah yeah yeah we already saw all this
[10:45 PM] Kamek: Quick to use force!
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh this was at EA's E3 2017.
[10:45 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: it's the same trailer
[10:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: yeah
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Josef is narrating it.
[10:46 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: and we voted it as the best game
[10:46 PM] Kamek: Take human friend!
[10:46 PM] Kamek: What is this game about?!
[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A prison break
[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: and then you rob gas stations.
[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: In co-op action.
[10:47 PM] Kamek: I'm lost
[10:47 PM] Kamek: I need
[10:47 PM] Kamek: A WAY OUT
[10:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: * ba dum tish *
[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: March 23, 2018.
[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who's this guy?
[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is he computer-generated?
[10:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Sabre Wulf 2018
The Game Awards 2017 Dwayne The Rock Johnson Jack Black Kevin Hart Jumanji jungle
It's a Jumanji commercial, because The Game Awards is clearly on Team Film.

[10:47 PM] Kamek: Boss you're kidding right?
[10:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Oh.
[10:47 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: sounds like
[10:47 PM] Wendy O. Koopa: another vocaloid
[10:47 PM] Kamek: That's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
[10:47 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Ludwig doesn't know who The Rawk is.
[10:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot about the other dudes?
[10:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Ludwig
[10:48 PM] Kamek: Did Jack Black just announce psychonauts 2?
[10:48 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This is who Rawk Hawk's localization is completely inspired by.
[10:48 PM] Kamek: Dude
[10:48 PM] Kamek: Are you serious?
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I told you they're computer-generated.
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<
[10:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "FEEL THE ROCK!" = "FEEL THE RAWK!"
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait, that's a movie?
[10:49 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yes
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Jumanji the movie
[10:49 PM] Kamek: "Can you smell what the Rawk is cooking?!"
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought this was a game award.
[10:49 PM] Kamek: It was an ad for a movie
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot's this?
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A Rocket League ad?
[10:50 PM] Kamek: I think boss is losing it
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ya I'm right.
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<
[10:50 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Well he was right about that.
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Warframe fan trailer 3.
[10:50 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I was gonna say that was Destiny.
[10:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: CHROM
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wot where
[10:50 PM] Kamek: Arrows
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: See I told you that Nintendo has a whole line of commercials like this.
[10:51 PM] Kamek: Lol silly statue
[10:51 PM] Kamek: EBay needs to chill
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm a bit behind y'all.
[10:51 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yo ludwig go buy that
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...<_<;
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: $25 off a graphics card?
[10:51 PM] Kamek: Seriously? $20 off à $500 Carr?
[10:51 PM] Kamek: Thats ridiculous
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...That's their big advertisement?
[10:51 PM] Kamek: ......
[10:52 PM] Kamek: Abe Lincoln?
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: $500 car, eh...
[10:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Project Steam 2.
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *Code Name S.T.E.A.M.
[10:52 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh
[10:52 PM] Kamek: I'm losing my mind again
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Was only $3 on Black Friday.
[10:52 PM] Kamek: Maybe it's because I'm tired
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You sure that's Lincoln?
[10:53 PM] Kamek: What
[10:53 PM] Kamek: On earth
[10:53 PM] Kamek: A system to make games?
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "dreams"
[10:53 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Little Big Planet people.
[10:53 PM] Kamek: I'm so lost
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: refresh
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Geoff
[10:54 PM] Kamek: Oh
[10:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: why didn't his parents just name him "jeff"?
[10:54 PM] Kamek: It's what's his name
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Andrew House.
[10:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: it reads like "gee-off"
[10:54 PM] Kamek: Isn't he a Playstation flunk y
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: From PlayStation.
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
[10:54 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: plumber boy
[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah Crash Bandicoot was never plumber boy's worst nightmare.
[10:55 PM] Kamek: I like this guy
[10:55 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Sony fans thought Knack was gonna be the new Mario.
[10:55 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh I thought "Vue" was pronounced "Vwei" not "View"
[10:55 PM] Kamek: Is he dead?
[10:55 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: There's a Knack 2.
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Andrew House?
[10:55 PM] Kamek: Oh
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, he's right there.
[10:55 PM] Kamek: Nvm
[10:55 PM] Kamek: He's old
[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's been doing this for 22 years.
[10:56 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And is marginally better than the critically-panned Knack 1.
[10:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: But apparently still bad.
[10:56 PM] Kamek: Critically-panned?
[10:56 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yes
[10:56 PM] Kamek: What does that mean
[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The critics disliked it.
[10:56 PM] Kamek: O
[10:56 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: playstation is a pretty cool guy
[10:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: eh ushers in innovation and doesnt afraid of anything
[10:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I haven't seen that meme in many years.
[10:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (And forgot it existed)
[10:57 PM] Kamek: Mixer chat is saying Playstation is the reason why we can't have cross-platform play
[10:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: true
[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, they're right.
[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Confirmed by Minecraft and Rocket League.
[10:58 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And in 2013 Sony were "the people's company" by fighting always-online.
[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ANDREW HOUSE IS LEAVING
[10:58 PM] Kamek: Wow
[10:58 PM] Kamek: Is this the right venue for this?
[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S RETIRING
[10:58 PM] Kamek: Well...
[10:59 PM] Kamek: Alright?
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is he gonna open the envelope?
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It looked like he was about to leave.
[10:59 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Al Franken and Andrew House in the same day
[10:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: dayum
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Alright, and on with the show!"
[10:59 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: BEST SJW GAME
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Games for Impact nominees"
[10:59 PM] Kamek: There's still people asking about fortnight
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: uh they already told us the winner
[10:59 PM] Kamek: On chat
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It was the Edith thing.
[11:00 PM] Kamek: They're pushing it faster
[11:00 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I vote for Pikmin Go.
[11:00 PM] Kamek: Because that crazy dude
[11:00 PM] Kamek: That's why there's no video lol
[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They already announced that it was What Remains of Edith Finch earlier.
[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WTF HELLBLADE WON
[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FAKE NEWS
[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THEY LIED IN THE PRESHOW
[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or whenever that was announced.
[11:00 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: this dude's hair
[11:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf
[11:00 PM] Kamek: I'm pretty sure Edith won a separate award
[11:01 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: He looks like Severus Snape after a cat fight.
[11:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And they said under their breath that Edith also won Games for Impact.
[11:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
[11:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy has a fidget spinner pin

The Game Awards 2017 Hellblade Tameem Antoniades haircut fidget spinner pin
This haircut is something else.

[11:01 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: @Kamek cut your hair like that.
[11:01 PM] Kamek: No
[11:02 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Pub-Gee is Japanese?
[11:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Chinese?
[11:02 PM] Kamek: I think Chinese
[11:02 PM] Kamek: Or Korean
[11:02 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Developed in Asia?
[11:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This isn't Japanese, believe me.
[11:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They look Chinese.
[11:02 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I thought it was western.
[11:02 PM] Kamek: It felt western
[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh it's Korean
[11:03 PM] Kamek: The translator
[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They look Chinese, not Korean.
[11:03 PM] Kamek: Chat said he looks like a monkey
[11:03 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I'd be more likely to play it if I knew I wasn't giving western developers money.
[11:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm a reverse-nationalist when it comes to the game industry.
[11:03 PM] Kamek: Rawk
[11:03 PM] Kamek: Super monkey ball
[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dat ain't #MAGA
[11:03 PM] Kamek: Any resemblance
[11:04 PM] Kamek: Screenshot the translator
[11:04 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The translator is the monkey?
[11:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: k got him
The Game Awards 2017 PUBG Koreans
This is Rawk's screenshot, not Ludwig's. The monkey is the guy on the left.

[11:04 PM] Kamek: @Wendy O. Koopa
[11:04 PM] Kamek: Pubg
[11:04 PM] Kamek: Is on
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: New desert map.
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Where everyone looks like ISIS.
[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Except that pig.
[11:06 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I wanna play this just to haul ass with vehicles.
[11:06 PM] Kamek: Nice ad
[11:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So they get two trailers?
[11:06 PM] Kamek: Yup
[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That old man is gonna get #MeToo'd
[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or killed.
[11:07 PM] Kamek: Microsoft ad
[11:07 PM] Kamek: Mostly
[11:07 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Was that audience cheer pre-recorded within the trailer?
[11:07 PM] Kamek: Mode ads
[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We're running out of time. <_<
[11:07 PM] Kamek: I'm dying I'm pretty sure
[11:08 PM] Kamek: Award for best performance?
[11:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How does eBay have a "price match guarantee"?
[11:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was an auction site.
[11:08 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: that wasn't fucking half-off.
[11:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: fake NUS
[11:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Welcome Andy Circus.
[11:09 PM] Kamek: "best performance"? What does that mean?
[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Voice-acting.
[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: aka SAG-AFTRA communist award
[11:09 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The Dance of Devotion
[11:09 PM] Kamek: Oh
[11:09 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I'd give it to Rayfa if SoJ had come out this year.
[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's no Ace Attorney to hog the awards this year.
[11:09 PM] Kamek: Uncharted chick is good
[11:10 PM] Kamek: She's been in almost all the games
[11:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Notice there are no Japanese performers.
[11:10 PM] Kamek: And she's good
[11:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's just for Western SAG-AFTRA commies.
[11:10 PM] Kamek: She's surprised to win
[11:10 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Xenoblade doesn't have celebrity actors but Malos might be the best-voiced Nintendo villain ever.
[11:10 PM] Kamek: Awwwww she's shaking
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She has a fidget spinner necklace.
[11:11 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Malos: "YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hellblade is my first acting job I'm just Ninja Theory's video editor"
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh
[11:11 PM] Kamek: Lol
[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I had to write a few notes" looks on her phone
[11:11 PM] Kamek: She's adorable
[11:11 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: She has the same complexion as Taylor Swift.
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Someone kicked over a barrel.
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or something.
[11:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: lol
[11:12 PM] Kamek: I'm so tired
[11:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "first look at a brand new game"
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And now here's a first look at a braaand new game"
[11:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: like this is the first time?
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "10 Chambers Collective"
[11:12 PM] Kamek: 4 player horror co-op sounds awful
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "From the developer of Payday" "From the developer of Payday 2"
[11:12 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: #TheGameAwards are getting long in the tooth.
[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is all your fault, Rawk.
[11:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or that Josef guy for talking too long.
[11:13 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: hey well you had to see zelda
[11:13 PM] Kamek: Josef lol
[11:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah but that was like 2 hours ago.
[11:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume this is player chat and not in-game dialogue.
[11:13 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh god
[11:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: it really was two hours ago
[11:13 PM] Kamek: What?
[11:13 PM] Kamek: No it wasn't
[11:14 PM] Kamek: Everyone in mixer chat is tired of zombies
[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The game is called "GTFO"
[11:14 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I thought "GTFO" was gonna spell "BEEF" as the letters were unraveling
[11:14 PM] Kamek: Can they do that?
[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "GTFO is a registered trademark"
[11:14 PM] Kamek: Dude's name is OLF
[11:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Kamek have you ever eaten porkloaf?
[11:15 PM] Kamek: No rawk
[11:15 PM] Kamek: I haven't
[11:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Ludwig hasn't because it's an unclean food.
[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Olf says they have 8 employees, and their company is only allowed to have a maximum of 10.
[11:15 PM] Kamek: Is it like meatloaf?
[11:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: yes
[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Olf says you'll see the game "this year"
[11:15 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "Nutriloaf" is when they fuse together all of a prisoner's food as punishment.
[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...2017...?
[11:16 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Because it's awful but still equally life-sustaining.
[11:16 PM] Kamek: Lol key-lee is upset with these devs taking forever to talk about their nonsense
[11:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Olf says that The Game Awards turned the lives of their developers upside down.
[11:16 PM] Kamek: Omg
[11:16 PM] Kamek: We're almost done
[11:16 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: And apparently Nutriloaf deters bad behavior in American prisons more than any other action.
[11:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this gonna finish before 12?
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I won't have time to add screenshoooots.
[11:17 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: well you're gonna do that after it's published obviously
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Do I get to sleep? <_<
[11:17 PM] Kamek: No
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ;-;
[11:17 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: at 1 maybe
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rocket League again.
[11:17 PM] Kamek: Rawk find a picture of AIAI from Super monkey ball
[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's the same commercial from before.
[11:17 PM] Kamek: I think it's him
[11:17 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I'm not playing a game with this music.
[11:18 PM] Kamek: It's ad music rawk
[11:18 PM] Kamek: Not game music
[11:18 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: You sure?
[11:18 PM] Kamek: Yes
[11:18 PM] Kamek: Ad music stands out
[11:18 PM] Kamek: Like this
[11:18 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/1/15/ASR_Aiai.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20100322215646
[11:18 PM] Kamek: It's suppose do
[11:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It said
[11:18 PM] Kamek: Close enough
[11:18 PM] Kamek: Video game music underlines
[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Song: "LUV U NEED U" by Slushii Available on Rocket League X Monstercat Vol. 1"
[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Got a screenshot of that.

Rocket League commercial credits monstercat Slushii LUV U NEED U
Someone, please tell us if all the music in Rocket League is like LUV U NEED U.

[11:19 PM] Kamek: Ed who?
[11:19 PM] Kamek: Wow
[11:19 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: eyebrows
[11:19 PM] Kamek: This guy
[11:20 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: this eyebrows are titanic
[11:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: is*
[11:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Not as bad as...
[11:20 PM] Kamek: Mixer chat mentioned it's 4am in the UK
[11:20 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: those*
[11:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: screw that whole sentence nvm
[11:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: what category is this
[11:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh hey it's Odyssey
[11:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best Game Direction"
[11:20 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: BotW
[11:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: BotW wins
[11:20 PM] Kamek: Wow
[11:20 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: It's gotta win something dammit.
[11:21 PM] Kamek: Really?
[11:21 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: YES
[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BREATH OF THE WILD WON
[11:21 PM] Kamek: What award was this
[11:21 PM] Kamek: ?
[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It also wins the game award for "Best Action-Adventure Game"
[11:21 PM] Kamek: Oh
[11:21 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This dev is walking with so much swag.
[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best Game Direction"
[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or he's drunk.
[11:21 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: He's animated as fuck.
[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They got notecards.
[11:21 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I think he really is drunk.
[11:21 PM] Kamek: This guy is gonna square up and fight someone
[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He has a Divine Beasts shirt.
[11:22 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: He reminds me of the E3 2010 Konami guy.
[11:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: With his darting eyes.
[11:22 PM] Kamek: Best exit
[11:22 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Good.
[11:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Breath deserves it.
[11:22 PM] Kamek: Omg
[11:23 PM] Kamek: Key-lee is a living advertisement
[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yup.
[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Metro Exodus"
[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought he'd say "Metroid"
[11:23 PM] Kamek: Me too
[11:23 PM] Kamek: #metoo
[11:23 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Me too.
[11:23 PM] Kamek: I'm so tired
[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: #MeToo
[11:23 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Keighley's a Metroid fanboy after all.
[11:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: And hates Cranky.
[11:23 PM] Kamek: I usually stay up this late but this show is literally fatiguing me
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I literally just yawned.
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's Darth Vader breathing.
[11:24 PM] Kamek: "The Metroid is all we have left"
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is that thing
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A Sheegoth?
[11:24 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Metro Kingdom
[11:24 PM] Kamek: You remember the sheegoths
[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that the scary monster from Metroid Prime 2?
[11:24 PM] Kamek: ?
[11:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *1
[11:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I was thiunking of Grenchlers
[11:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: but close enough.
[11:25 PM] Kamek: GOTY
[11:25 PM] Kamek: I hate those
[11:25 PM] Kamek: But I can't remember why
[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're doing an Overwatch Orchestra.
[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: @Wendy O. Koopa
[11:26 PM] Kamek: Sounds good
[11:26 PM] Kamek: Makes me want to crash
[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Any electric cello?
[11:26 PM] Kamek: Luckily no
[11:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I didn't think Overwatch had music.
[11:26 PM] Kamek: I encourage everyone to at least watch the Overwatch cinematic
[11:26 PM] Kamek: They're amazing
[11:26 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: In modern times I just assume that games with budgets don't have music until proven otherwise.
[11:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay, as long as the camera stays on the screen.
[11:27 PM] Kamek: Like Disney Pixar levels of animation
[11:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that was quick.
[11:27 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: hahaha
[11:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: zelda dev doesn't give a FUCK
[11:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Camera caught Zelda guy looking at his phone.
[11:27 PM] Kamek: Wargame
[11:27 PM] Kamek: Warframe*
[11:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A real trailer, not a fan-made one.
[11:28 PM] Kamek: Reiterating
[11:28 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Do y'all like guns in games?
[11:28 PM] Kamek: Warframe should be experienced
[11:28 PM] Kamek: Once at least
[11:28 PM] Kamek: Listening for boos
[11:28 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: The entire Star Wars franchise is forever tainted.
[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Generally no.
[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cut mics.
[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Switch snap.
[11:29 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: whoa
[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this a Xenoblade Chronicles 2 danger commercial?
[11:29 PM] Kamek: Lol
[11:29 PM] Kamek: ZEN
[11:29 PM] Kamek: Oblade
[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Zeno!?
[11:29 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: did y'all see poppi
[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was Zeeeeeno
[11:30 PM] Kamek: It's zeeno
[11:30 PM] Kamek: Omg
[11:30 PM] Kamek: The audience freaked
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LG 34 inch monitor for half off.
[11:30 PM] Kamek: Over the monitor
[11:30 PM] Kamek: Get one boss
[11:30 PM] Kamek: Your system can handle it
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Camera shows audience members leaving.
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: My desk size can't.
[11:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<
[11:31 PM] Kamek: Electric cello
[11:31 PM] Kamek: What instrument is afrodude
[11:31 PM] Kamek: Playing
[11:31 PM] Kamek: It's a weird flute
[11:32 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: zeruda
[11:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: oh hey it's BotW
[11:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Should I keep playing through Odyssey, or finish BotW?
[11:32 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: aonuma said there's a reason for that sound gap
[11:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: it's story-related
[11:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: or something
[11:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: and play botw
[11:32 PM] Kamek: .... Where did he say that?
[11:33 PM] Kamek: Botw boss
[11:33 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: play botw so we can talk about this dlc
[11:33 PM] Kamek: That's what I'm going to so I think
[11:33 PM] Kamek: Yeah
[11:33 PM] Kamek: I can't believe it but I actually agreed with rawk
[11:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well before Odyssey came out you said to drop BotW to play Odyssey.
[11:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And that BotW was low-priority.
[11:33 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: oh shit
[11:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YO 1-UP GIRL
[11:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ORCHESTRA
[11:33 PM] Kamek: Who
[11:33 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: is someone gonna sing
[11:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: WHOA
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHHH
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SINGER
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE ACTUAL ONE
[11:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i wasn't expecting for that to really happen
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WHOEVER SHE IS
[11:34 PM] Kamek: Omg
[11:34 PM] Kamek: Cappys
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SHE'S DOING
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: TRHJNBTHDFHY
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FHYNTR
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: GHYNJR45TBHYK
[11:34 PM] Kamek: Everywhere
[11:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: is that the real person?
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SHE'S DOING PAULINE'S EXPRESSIONS
[11:34 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: this isn't voice syncing?
[11:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: and she looks like 1981 pauline
The Game Awards 2017 Jump Up Super Star Kate Higgins Pauline Super Mario Odyssey orchestra
Her name is Kate Higgins, by the way. She's the actual singer of Jump Up, Super Star.

[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: CAPPY POSSESSED ALL THE AUDIENCE
[11:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'M HORRIFIED

The Game Awards 2017 Cappy Mario hat audience Jump Up Super Star orchestra Super Mario Odyssey
THERE ISN'T JUST ONE CAPPY... THERE IS AN ENTIRE ARMY OF THEM! ON EARTH! IN CALIFORNIA! YOUR PLANET IS DOOMED.

[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're giving more playtime to Odyssey
[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: than the other nominees.
[11:35 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: i just made the connection between "it's time to raise our sails" and "raise our sales"
[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So she can get through the whole song.
[11:35 PM] Kamek: Lol
[11:35 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: "Game of the Year"
[11:35 PM] Kamek: Guesses for goty
[11:35 PM] Kamek: ?
[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well Odyssey has to win the award after that, right?
[11:35 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: I thought that meant Odyssey was it.
[11:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's not gonna be fucking Persona 5.
[11:36 PM] Kamek: I wanna say BOTW
[11:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: Because it appeared before Pauline was done singing.
[11:36 PM] Kamek: But I heard horizon was good
[11:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: BotW
[11:36 PM] Kamek: Tons of PC people loves pubg though
[11:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: It's probably gonna be Pub-Gee
[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Horizon Zero Dawn vs. Breath of the Wild vs. Persona 5 vs. Playerunknowns Battlegrounds vs. Super Mari0 Odyssey
[11:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: dude
[11:36 PM] Kamek: It's pubg
[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Happy to announce it's
[11:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: that's 3/5 japan games
[11:36 PM] Kamek: Whoa
[11:36 PM] Kamek: Nvm
[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ..............
[11:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: goes to
[11:36 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: whoa
[11:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD
[11:37 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: NINTENDO WON
[11:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: DA FUQ
[11:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "This is Nintendo's first game of the year win at The Game Awards!"
[11:37 PM] Kamek: Aw
[11:37 PM] Kamek: Aonuma
[11:37 PM] Kamek: He's so happy
[11:37 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: This is a weird song to have playing.
[11:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "THANK YOU AMERICA!"
[11:37 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: zank you ameriga
[11:38 PM] Kamek: I don't think he understood that it was a global vote
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Plus Hidemaro Fujibayashi)
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He forgot his lines.
[11:38 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: the dev in the back is still smarmy af

The Game Awards 2017 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Game of the Year Eiji Aonuma Hidemaro Fujibayashi
Eiji Aonuma and Hidemaro Fujibayashi (he's the smarmy guy who acts... or is drunk.)

[11:38 PM] Kamek: They're acting like my Japanese friends from France
[11:38 PM] Kamek: I miss that
[11:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm really happy that I ended up making games."
[11:38 PM] Kamek: Alot actually
[11:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is gonna fall over.
[11:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Aonuma saying a lot
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Um... I want to take all of the joy... and put it back into making more Zelda games, so please look forward to that."
[11:40 PM] Kamek: Omg he's so happy
[11:40 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: lol reggie
[11:40 PM] Kamek: I love it
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 192,088 on the Twitch stream.
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S OVER
[11:40 PM] Kamek: Goodnight
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FINALLY
[11:40 PM] Kamek: Omg
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OVER 3 HOURS
[11:40 PM] Kamek: I'm so tired
[11:40 PM] Rawk
Hawk2010: how long is the post-show?
[11:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wot if there's a post-show
[11:41 PM] Kamek: No one is wearing their cappys
[11:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Join us for next year's show!"
[11:41 PM] Kamek: Omg
[11:41 PM] Kamek: No
[11:41 PM] Kamek: There's a post show
[11:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There is?
[11:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought we were just joking.
[11:41 PM] Kamek: On mixer there is
[11:41 PM] Kamek: I'm done
[11:41 PM] Kamek: Screw it



Ludwig figured out from this log that Discord is awful compared to AIM for putting together long logs. Anyway, do you care about The Game Awards? Did you survive through the giant log? Which KoopaTV staffer had the best reactions? Go comment below.


Here are KoopaTV's reactions to The Game Awards 2016. Yup, we do this every year.

28 comments :

  1. The screenshots that came out of this year's show were hilarious, especially that Rebecca Ford one that you posted.

    I thought that this year's show was better than other years, but it still felt way too long. The show should not be longer than 2 hours max. If you were to remove the performances and the unnecessary rambling, then I am sure this time limit could easily be met. It's also fantastic that Nintendo is finally receiving the recognition that they deserve. I'm hoping that Metroid Prime 4 and their other titles will sweep the show next year.

    On an unrelated note, are you aware that Ace Attorney Investigations 1 was just released on mobile devices? I have not played this game, so I may consider picking it up even though I've heard it is not the best and the sequel is far better. Here's the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xjUCBjMW-U

    Finally, before I left to take two finals this morning, I could not pass up a rare opportunity in South Texas to build a snowman. Say hello to Ness! https://m.imgur.com/a/ZCJjy

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    1. Rawk originally posted his own Rebecca Ford picture, but I replaced it with mine because mine was muuuuch better. (I dunno if he agrees.)

      It felt way too long because it WAS way too long. We thought it'd start at 8:30, but no, it started at 8:37 with a pre-pre-show.

      I think Geoff Keighley is making some progress in terms of it being respectable (such as no shitty rap group) while also taking some steps back (by having other shitty groups and weirdos instead). We definitely appreciated that this was the first The Game Awards that actually ended the way we wanted it to.


      ...And, yes, I'm aware, and internally debating whether or not my mission of covering every Ace Attorney sale includes sales for mobile.

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  2. Wow this is a very original article!

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    1. Did you read the parts where Wendy is obviously not me?

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    2. "Joining me tonight is RawkHawk2010 (this is literally all his idea), Kamek, and Wendy O. Koopa! ...Vortex decided to sleep. Good for him. We'll task him with reading this entire log when he gets up." - The 2nd paragraph.

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    3. Yeah you're not getting a point for that.

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    4. im actually excited for this shit wtf

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    5. Pft, you don't even have a Switch.

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    6. ....I got one in July, what the fuck?

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    7. We've been over this a lot of times.
      I have unlimited data on my phone.

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    8. I mean... how'd you afford a Switch if you're poor?

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    9. ok so im not poor but i still lack internet

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    1. Getting a port of 1 & 2 would have been good news that made me more hopeful for 3. BUT 3 BEING ANNOUNCED TOO? AAAAAAAH!!!

      And the teaser is crazy despite being short; I have so many questions!

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    2. Do you have a non-spoilery general response to...

      [10:17 PM] Rawk: Honestly
      [10:17 PM] Rawk: I dunno what a third Bayonetta can do.
      [10:17 PM] Rawk: story-wise

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    3. Well, some fans have speculated that a third Bayonetta might deal more heavily with Inferno. Bayonetta 2 touched on it a little bit, but there is still room for more story.

      The Bayonetta 3 trailer also shows some unusual things. Most noticeably, it ends with Bayonetta seemingly defeated--if you watch closely, she's been split in half and her legs fall in different directions.

      More subtly, there are signs that it might not be the Bayonetta we're familiar with. She's wielding different guns, she's bleeding (which normally isn't possible for a witch unless that was just a stylistic choice in the games), and she's missing her beauty mark. There are also some signs that her clothes in the trailer are normal fabric.

      Some of these things could just be because it's early footage, but when taken all together, they begin to suggest either an impostor Bayonetta or that Bayonetta has somehow lost her demon contract.

      She also appears to be fighting Rodin, which supports the story being more heavily involved with Inferno.

      So Bayonetta and Bayonetta 2 have a single story that's been resolved, but Inferno and whatever's going on with Bayonetta in the trailer open up story potential for Bayonetta 3.

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    4. I asked Rawk if he had any comment to this comment and he said no.

      ...-_-

      Well, I assume there's material then and we have nothing to worry about.

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  4. All I cared about is if a Spyro HD Trilogy would be announced and they did not. I would most likely get a PS4 for that alone.

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