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Monday, September 19, 2016

The Hillary Clinton Article Index

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - This will be a site tab until after the election.

It is EXTREMELY important that folks, especially readers in the United States of America who are voting age or know people that are voting age in America, know that voting for Hillary Clinton for president this November 8 is a sin and a terrible idea.

...An unforgivable sin, and an unbelievably bad idea.

We promise all sorts of different angles for upcoming articles between now and Tuesday, November 8, 2016, that will all try to communicate this central point of Never Hillary.

Since we already have so much anti-Hillary content, and since we will continue producing content along that theme, and because all of the content builds upon one another...

...I've decided to make this index of Hillary-focused articles. This'll make it easy for me to reference the existing Hillary canon, and it'll make it easy for you to SHARE all of these terrible things about Hillary Clinton that the world needs to know about. I don't care if you're a Donald Trump guy or a Jill Stein...thing, but everyone across the political spectrum should agree that Hillary would be a travesty. There are many more passing references to Hillary on the website, but these, as I said, are more focused on her.

Without further ado, the carefully collated and annotated index, featuring all of the headers being linkable:

Hillary Through a Gaming Lens


Rush Limbaugh: Videogamers Are the Least Successful Among Us
January 2015. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Gaming Commentary.
Right-wing talk show host Rush Limbaugh says some nasty things about people who play videogames. While he is wrong in his assertions, he, and other conservatives, are still much stronger defenders of First Amendment freedoms than Hillary Clinton, with her Family Entertainment Protection Act legislation. The article's point is that First Amendment freedoms are videogame freedoms. This is the precursor article to the later one on FEPA.
Is The Wii U "Watchup" News App Worth Your Time?
September 2015. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Reviews.
This article is not actually focused on Hillary, but her presence in it is prominent enough to merit inclusion in this index. She shows up in the information page on Nintendo's website for the Watchup news application, which is what the article is otherwise about. Ludwig ponders why Nintendo would go out of their way to include a screenshot of HER — good news, at that.
The State of the Videogame Industry if Hillary Clinton Had Her Way
January 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Gaming Commentary.
The definitive webpage on the entire Internet on the Family Entertainment Protection Act, which Hillary Clinton authored and desired to push through Congress as a New York Senator. Hillary desired to unconstitutionally (as decided by the court system) restrict the First Amendment rights of the gaming industry. Were the Family Entertainment Protection Act to pass, it would completely stunt innovation and growth within the videogame industry, with consequences far beyond protecting children from violent videogames. This is an example of Hillary's tendencies for opportunism, anti-liberty, and poor judgment.
Iran Banned Pokémon GO
August 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Gaming Commentary.
Hillary Clinton wants to stuff the United States with Islamists who have the ideology of antisemitism and who wish to ban all Pokémon products. The article mostly covers Islam's problems with the Pokémon, and Hillary is mentioned in such a way that she wants to import that to America.
Palmer Luckey and the Left's Intolerance
September 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Gaming Commentary.
The gaming industry has reached a point where it's fashionable to support Hillary Clinton and boycott anyone who would support defeating her, despite her bad views. Game developers are putting politics above profession.

Hillary Through a Political Lens


Silent Hillary
April 2015. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
Hillary Clinton announces her long-awaited candidacy for president of the United States. However, she is silent on providing rationale for WHY anyone should vote for her. The article nitpicks Hillary's announcement, and concludes with putting her on the cover art of a Silent Hill game.
KoopaTV Judges the CNN Democrat October 13 Debate!
October 2015. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
KoopaTV covers the first Democratic Party presidential debate between Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Lincoln Chafee, Jim Webb, and Martin O'Malley. The candidates competed for a total of five different awards — Beauty, Cool, Cute, Smart, and Tough — and Hillary Clinton won none of them.
KoopaTV Judges CBS's Democrat Presidential Debate
November 2015. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
KoopaTV covers the second Democratic Party presidential debate, this time between Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Martin O'Malley. The candidates competed for a total of five different awards — Beauty, Cool, Cute, Smart, and Tough — and Hillary Clinton again failed to win any of them. At the end of the article, KoopaTV renounces covering future primary debates for the Democratic Party, and endorses Bernie Sanders for the Democratic nomination.
A Plea From Bernie Sanders: Your Vote in California
June 2016. Authored by Bernie Sanders; Guest Commentary.
Just before the California primary, Senator Bernie Sanders asks KoopaTV readers and everyone else to vote for him over Hillary Clinton. Bernie Sanders makes the case how he is the better candidate than Hillary against Donald Trump, and Hillary has a very high number of judgment problems, ranging from the Iraq War to being a Wall Street puppet.
Voting? User Participation? Elections? RIGGED.
June 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Enlightenment Movement.
After Bernie Sanders loses the primaries, Ludwig decries voting as rigged — not just in America, but everywhere else as well. The Prince of Koopa Kingdom advocates a benevolent non-voting monarchy, and believes Hillary Clinton is outright rigging the elections.
Hillary Clinton: The Dark Age of the Law
July 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
Using Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney — Dual Destinies as a backdrop, Ludwig concludes that the game's “Dark Age of the Law” has begun with Hillary Clinton getting away with extreme carelessness with classified information. She lives under another set of laws than everyone else.
The ClinCon Experience
July 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
Ludwig covers the Democratic National Convention, known as ClinCon. The convention was littered with lies.
KoopaTV Endorses Donald J. Trump for President of the United States of America
September 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
The KoopaTV organisation officially endorses Donald J. Trump for President of the United States; outlining positive reasons to vote for him, reasons NOT to vote for his opponents — including Hillary Clinton — and rebuttals against anti-Trump arguments, some of which have been made by Hillary Clinton herself.
It Would Be SCARY To Have Hillary Clinton Be President
October 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
On Halloween day, Ludwig describes how terrified he is over the prospect of a Hillary Clinton presidency on the basis of her terrible foreign policy.
I Believe in Miracles
November 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
Ludwig states his belief in miracles, and Donald Trump will win. Reveals a new KoopaTV logo!
Today Is Election Day 2016
November 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
The day of the election. Go vote.

Presidential Debates

KoopaTV Judges the First Trump vs. Hillary Presidential Debate
September 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
The first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton! KoopaTV rated Trump's performance a 60/100, and Hillary's performance a 72/100.
KoopaTV Judges the Pence vs. Kaine Vice-Presidential Debate
October 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
The first and only vice-presidential debate between Mike Pence and Tim Kaine! KoopaTV rated Pence's performance a 70/100, and Kaine's performance a 33/100. Their choices for vice president is a reflection of each candidates' judgments.
KoopaTV Judges the Second Trump vs. Hillary Presidential Debate
October 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; General.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton face off once again! Donald Trump did much better this time, earning an 80.67. Hillary Clinton dropped significantly, only having a 45.67. (That's a real number!) Ludwig goes over how anything bad with Trump is just words, while Hillary's horribleness is expressed in actions.
KoopaTV Judges the LAST Trump vs. Hillary Presidential Debate
October 2016. Authored by Ludwig; General.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton battle for the last time. Trump's score fell apart, only getting a 58. Hillary Clinton scored a 76.50. Does Trump have any hope?

Hillary Through an Artistic Lens


What do Pac-Man and Hillary Clinton Have In Common?
April 2014. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Gaming Commentary.
Chronologically the first mention of Hillary Clinton on KoopaTV, this article compares the “inevitability” of Pac-Man being in Super Smash Bros. 4 because Namco helped develop it, with Hillary Clinton's “inevitability” of being the Democrat Party's nominee. Both undesirable inevitable outcomes happened.
Play CAPTURE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG here!
December 2015. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Artistic Corner.
KoopaTV publishes its self-developed videogame, Capture the Confederate Flag, which features Hillary Clinton as a flag-nabbing dictator of America in the future trying to suppress Southern culture. The game goes beyond that a bit, as well, and is very good.
Judging the Father by the Actions of the Son?
August 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Enlightenment Movement.
It appears as if Mario Mario has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president, and is showing up to her rallies as a Hillary supporter.
The Electoral Map of the Splatoon Summer Splatdown!
August 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Artistic Corner.
According to the map of the United States of America used by Nintendo to show the amount of ink that Splatoon players have covered maps with, Donald Trump barely manages a win against Hillary Clinton in the Electoral College.
Five Women We'd Rather Have As President Than Hillary Clinton
November 2016. Authored by Ludwig Von Koopa; Gaming Commentary.
Ludwig counters the charge that anti-Hillary people are sexists, by offering five women who would be better presidents than Hillary.



This index will be kept up-to-date throughout the election process, and perhaps even past it if further Hillary-focused articles exist. For example, as of publishing, the presidential debates between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have not happened yet. However, KoopaTV will cover them, and so their articles will be included here.

4 comments :

  1. Go Hillary! #ImWithHer

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    1. Still waiting for a reason.

      Reminder that Donald Trump's slogan is "I'm with you."

      Delete
  2. Based on the number of outrageous things Hillary has said and done, who would still be crazy enough for her besides the one above me?

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    1. I don't particularly care about the number of things, I care about their... substance.

      And that substance is totally rotten.

      Hopefully that Anonymous guy is just being a show of satire.

      Delete

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