After hearing fourteen people trying to become president talk for over three-four hours, maybe we should sit and listen to what the actual president sounds like. And I don't mean President Barack Hussein Obama, because whenever we listen to him it's pretty awful.
Nah, I mean Nintendo's new president Tatsumi Kimishima. Now, we haven't heard anything from him since he became president. He's not memorable at all and hasn't done any public-facing things.
Well, now he's had the "Corporate Management Policy Briefing". You can read the transcript here. We've written about this one time when Satoru Iwata did it, but since he's now no longer in that position (what an understatement), it's Kimishima's turn. And there is some relevant news. And with news, comes our ANALYSIS. Let's go!KoopaTV's staff can't remember the new Nintendo president's name by memory. They should've picked Ledge Trump. http://www.koopatv.org/2015/09/elect-ledge-trump-for-president-2016.html— KoopaTV (@TheREALKoopaTV) October 13, 2015
Well the first three pages of that is sales data that I don't particularly care about. Summary of it is that 3DS is selling less than last year (which had Super Smash Bros. For 3DS and Pokémon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire). But hey, 70% of Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer players are female, and they're selling a lot more of those amiibo card packs than expected. Guess I was wrong, and people really are interested in that crap. Well, to be fair, I didn't say people wouldn't be interested...
Meanwhile, Splatoon is selling amazingly, and between that, Super Mario Maker (which is also already a million-seller), and more DLC for Super Smash Bros. For Wii U and perhaps Mario Kart 8, Nintendo will try to master using already-released games to cover the fact that their holiday season is Xenoblade Chronicles X and a total disaster.
|The United States features King Dad's amiibo in the top 10!|
So starting in the fourth page we go onto the real news of the briefing. There is a "Nintendo Account" that is integrated with your Nintendo consoles, your smartphones, and/or your computer. You can log in via social media account (don't do this because if your social media account gets banned, you'll be blocked off Nintendo Account — that's what happened at Capcom Unity when I used my Facebook sign-in as my account), an e-mail, or your Nintendo Network ID. So basically, this is sort of a standard thing and I still don't know why they made a big deal out of this.
The details on the actual features of account membership start on page 5 and are far more interesting. There will integrated game purchasing on "articles or videos" on Nintendo's website, like a finance website where when a company is mentioned they link to their stock ticker or something. (And presumably then day-trade that stock?) KoopaTV won't be writing those articles.
There will also be a new point program called "My Nintendo", which is the exact same name as their program back in the early-mid 2000s before Club Nintendo. Recall that the program way back then had the most value of anything Nintendo has had in America. You can get points by purchasing and registering products like before, but also by playing products. How this will be a thing is unclear and details are nonexistent, but common sense dictates that getting points that will be redeemable for things of value by playing games will be difficult. In other words, maybe registering a game gives, say, 50 points. Playing a game for, say, 10 hours would get 1 point. Or something.
|Look at that "Original Merchandise"... Probably gonna be a million hours of gameplay to get.|
Basically, "Play Games and get points" is a great pro-gamer tagline, but not necessarily a realistic outcome. By contrast, reading KoopaTV articles and providing your comments is a realistic way to get rewards as part of KoopaTV's own loyalty program, the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program! (Round 4 ending October 30 at 11:59 PM.)
The Nintendo Accounts also have "Friend Relationships," which may be in parallel or may replace the friend lists of the Wii U and 3DS. Again, lack of details. They did say, "This Friend relationship can be used for software for dedicated game systems and for our smart device applications." ...'kay.
Then there is Miitomo. Described as "Friendly Conversation Starter", it's Nintendo's first smartphone product that's part of their initiative. One of five by March 2017, coming out March 2016. Basically it's Tomodachi Life but instead of the other Miis being NPCs, they represent the friends you have the Friend Relationships with. It's being marketed to people who have too much social anxiety to have direct conversations, so they talk through Miis instead. Your Mii will ask you questions about lesser-discussed topics, and then pass that on to someone else's Mii. Their example of that was what you like to do with your free time.
|Oh yeah, this is sure utilising Nintendo IP in such a compelling way.|
I think it's pretty obvious that many of the costumes the Miis can be wearing will be accessible only via in-app purchases (micro-transactions), or the aforementioned My Nintendo point-based program.
Kimishima re-emphasised that no Nintendo IP is safe from being turned into mobile-trash. So who knows what's next. It's a pretty safe assumption that some of those Mii costumes will be based on Nintendo IP. So your Mii can wear a red hat and blue overalls for $2 or something awful like that, and you can show off to your friends (remember, friends must be mutually-selected) how much of an idiot you are for wasting money on a text-messaging avatar.
Friends don't let friends waste money on micro-transactions.
Well, whatever. That's the briefing. Kimishima seems to have presented it in the same style that Iwata did, at least based on the transcript. He promised somewhere else there will be a Nintendo Direct sometime between now and the end of 2015. Maybe we'll see him.
Ludwig doesn't own a smartphone and is damn proud of it. Meanwhile, KoopaTV's Loyalty Rewards Program gives more reward for your time than what Nintendo's program will have. So stick to KoopaTV and you won't regret it.
There was another Nintendo Direct, but no president.
Kimishima gets back to us at the start of February.
The actual fiscal year ended March 2016, so here's the article on that.
Miitomo got to 10 million users in less than a month. Is Ludwig impressed?
Ludwig evaluates how My Nintendo has been doing for his 2016 birthday. He's not impressed with THAT.