By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Featuring Super Smash Bros. For 3DS!
Hi guys. Nintendo of America is having Treehouse do an eight-hour stream that's still going on now! For KoopaTV live-logging purposes, this started halfway through, and one hour through the Smash 4 coverage. I'm Nintendork 13 13, and the unenthusiastic fellow is my colleague.
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| Obama invading Iraq, represented by an alien world. |
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| The first time they have allowed cameras in this room. |
Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
yoooooooo
Demo comiinnnggggggg next weeeeeeek
RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
Yo.
Go to facebook.
Look at the trending topics.
Now.
Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
Okay.
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN?!
RawkHawk2010 5:03 pm
Yeah.
The guy says Zimmerman tried to kill him.
Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
You've been watching the stream right?
RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
No.
Nintendork 13 13 5:04 pm
...Wh-What?
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
Anyway
RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
The guy says Zimmerman said "Do you know who I am? I will kill you."
Nintendork 13 13 5:04 pm
They leaked half the starting music.
Looks like they name custom movesets.
With equipment.
(Should speed things up.)
RawkHawk2010 5:05 pm
Dude.
Zimmerman is kind of more important
(!)
Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
..........
He probably is!
But!
We have a duty!
RawkHawk2010 5:06 pm
Eh I've already watched the whole game.
Nothing left to see.
Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
Not in English!
ALSO
Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
When they started playing Smash...
...Nate said that there are things that only people who've been playing for hundreds of hours will see.
Unlocking-wise.
Not including characters/stages.
RawkHawk2010 5:07 pm
https://www.facebook.com/dkvine/photos/a.338823052840217.92669.167620589960465/712822772106908/?type=1
https://www.facebook.com/dkvine/photos/a.338823052840217.92669.167620589960465/712821915440327/?type=1
Nintendork 13 13 5:07 pm
So where's my trophy?
RawkHawk2010 5:08 pm
uh
i dunno
RawkHawk2010 5:08 pm
but I don't care about this game anymore.
Nintendork 13 13 5:08 pm
You're no fun.
RawkHawk2010 5:08 pm
Guess what else isn't fun?
No Miiverse support.
At all.
Unless you have a New 3DS.
Nintendork 13 13 5:09 pm
...?
RawkHawk2010 5:09 pm
Smash 3DS doesn't support Miiverse unless you have a New 3DS.
Nintendork 13 13 5:09 pm
Uh.
According to who?
Ike vs. Yoshi with custom sets
Yoshi has all sorts of rainbow-y stuff!
RawkHawk2010 5:10 pm
http://nintendoeverything.com/smash-bros-3ds-doesnt-support-miiverse-currently/
Update: Miiverse can be used when playing Smash Bros. on a New 3DS unit. It won’t work on regular 3DS models due to insufficient memory.\
RawkHawk2010 5:10 pm
"
Nintendork 13 13 5:10 pm
Shitty source.
RawkHawk2010 5:10 pm
"It's all pretty clear! The image above has text stating that Miiverse does not work on the 3DS. The second source is a translation from the notice a Miiverse community description. Sorry if you're disappointed, but this is the real deal."
How?
It's literal text from the game.
Nintendork 13 13 5:11 pm
The New 3DS part?
So is that the reason to get the Wii U version?
RawkHawk2010 5:11 pm
...the game saying it doesn't support Miiverse.
I dunno, I won't be surprised if the Wii U doesn't support sharing pictures.
Nintendork 13 13 5:11 pm
I mean, I'm fine with that for the 3DS version.
RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
Cuz of panties and whatever else.
Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
Because 3DS Miiverse is awful.
If it were up to me, 3DS users would've never been allowed on Miiverse.
RawkHawk2010 5:13 pm
Well I already have the demo.
Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
You're a Platinum Select member?!
RawkHawk2010 5:13 pm
A Platinum Select member gave me theirs.
Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
Who the hell would want to do that? >_>
Samus giant bomb custom move!
Turbo super-speed missiles!
They have a POTUS Mii.
(Obama shooter)
Nintendork 13 13 5:15 pm
Obama just got blasted off.
Brinstar lava looks like piss.
Obama is personally invading ISIS.
Iraq is represented as an alien planet.
Mii Gunner just stole all of Samus's move.
Loser.
Nintendork 13 13 5:19 pm
Everyone on the Internet is begging for these codes.
(I'm fine waiting a week!)
(Not because I'm not excited or anything.)
September 19 just makes more sense.
The demo has 30 uses, right?
So you can play it twice a day every day.
Until it comes out.
Makes sense to me.
Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm
Smash Run
with a custom dude.
Re-Dead just slaps you.
Instead of, uh, groping you.
Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
Jump final battle vs. Olimar
With a ton of jump.
Stabbed Olimar in the back and ran.
Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
Smash Run's goodies distract you.
Like going to TVTropes.
Get more and better rewards if you play with friends than CPUs.
(but no online)
Custom shirtless Shulk.
You can randomize powers/equipment!
(Probably what Sakurai was talking about when he said to choose random for Smash Run during the Direct)
Nintendork 13 13 5:33 pm
This area looks like a bunch of floating pastries.
Sneaky Spirits drop All boosts.
RawkHawk2010 5:34 pm
link?
Nintendork 13 13 5:34 pm
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
Apparently Nintendo gave Smash 3DS codes to people who don't own 3DSs.
RawkHawk2010 5:35 pm
oh yeah, the magicant stage is amazing
RawkHawk2010 5:35 pm
only stage i'm looking forward to really
Nintendork 13 13 5:36 pm
I believe you said during development the 3DS stages were better.
Oh yeah I've been mispronouncing Shulk the whole time.
RawkHawk2010 5:37 pm
how is it pronounced
Nintendork 13 13 5:37 pm
Shoolk
RawkHawk2010 5:37 pm
i've been sayings shulk
Nintendork 13 13 5:37 pm
Not Shuhlk
RawkHawk2010 5:37 pm
like sulk
RawkHawk2010 5:40 pm
bilbihldorf looks sick
Nintendork 13 13 5:40 pm
Classic Mode English
Effortless
Easy
Standard
Tougher
RawkHawk2010 5:40 pm
why is there no music in this?
Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
NOTHING HARDER!
I'm getting something in the KoopaTV news desk.
I'm being told
" Pacman is fantastic fun."
"tell rawk about pacman"
RawkHawk2010 5:41 pm
Fuck Pacman.
Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
FUCK
PAC-MAN
ON THE STREAM
RIGHT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT HIM
As a TEAM MEMBER.
Nintendork 13 13 5:42 pm
Pac-Man just got screen-KO'd.
First.
So the whole "pick 5 stocks total for Classic Mode" is gone now.
It's just 2 stocks for all rounds.
"Falcon Kick Fury" custom move.
"Stakes gone up"
Nintendork 13 13 5:44 pm
But yeah I don't like all these returning stages.
Hope Wii U is better about that.
(Corneria? Brinstar? GO AWAY)
Can't wait to read the Punch-Out!! trophies.
:-D
Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
CPUs are self-aware in Smash 4.
(Making YoshiRider123 a Melee CPU?)
Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
Sixfold X Speed
(Pokémon only)
Master Hand and Crazy Hand fight.
WTF
MASTER HAND PULLED A COUNT BLECK
Master Core English...!
Intensity determines the shape of Master Core.
Falcon Punched!
Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm
GIANT SHADOW FALCON
Falcon feels like such a hero.
Knee of Justice!
Falcon Punch!
Save the world!
"Love the knee man." "Who doesn't love the knee?"
Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
FALCON PUNCH the Master Core marble!
Two trophies per character.
Through Classic.
RawkHawk2010 5:57 pm
yeah don't quote the tourney tards bro
Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
...I'm quoting Treehouse dudes.
RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
not classy
Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
o.0
RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
"Save the world!"?
Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
(THAT'S quoting the Mega Man cartoon you ignoramous!)
RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
Yeah but you're only doing it cause of them.
Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
So what, no one can save the world ever again?
(That only happened subconsciously!)
Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
Villager pockets the Home Run Bat.
(Punk.)
Shop restocks every 24 hours or something.
New sales every day!
French Treehouse guys had to look down at the 3DS to know which button was which.
RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
Squitter.
Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
Japanese billingual people.
RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
how do you know when the wall's gonna break
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
Instinct.
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
Dat replay-saving.
RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
well this looks fun
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
cuz i actually like angry birds
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
I like the pre-explosion taunt.
Save snapshots
Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
OHHHH
HE GOT THEM ALL
dat Magnus trophy
How did Charizard get such a high record then?
=-O
RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
yea good mode
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
ALL-STAR MODE
RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
Fuck this game not using Miiverse
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
Do we know what Assist Trophies have to do with All-Star yet?
RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
Miiverse would be great!
and no
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
All Star is 2 player, apparently.
RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
maybe that's only for wii u
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
hm
I think it's exciting that the Wii U holds all these secrets.
Easy, Normal, Hard.
Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
ew Pac-Man
and Mari0
gross gross
Vs. opponent Mari0 and Pac-Man
RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
playing smash
Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
DK
GO GET 'EM CPU MAC
Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
NOO :-(
MAxim Tomato, Fairy Bottle, Heart Containerx3
GO BOWSER
...fuck
Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
I got an offer from a friend for a demo code
do I say I want one
It feels kind of dirty!
Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
JC died immediately.
Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
Palutena's screams as she's knocked off the stage are so... tragic.
;_;
Male Fit Trainer + King Bowser from Treehouse.
LET'S GO KING DAD
RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
I'm perfectly fine with the falling speed of this game.
Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
Give your description of it.
(In your own words)
RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
Default controls seem unusable in the long run.
Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
Turn off dat tap jump?
RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
Well you can't change controls in the demo.
Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
...oh.
RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
But in the full game, I'll probably try to find a way to dispose of the shoulder buttons entirely.
Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
Did Uprising break them?
The attacks in All-Star mode do a TON of damage.
RawkHawk2010 6:33 pm
Nah, but it's just comfortable, especially when you have to use both.
Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
...You mean uncomfortable?
RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
yeah that
I'll probably try to change Y to grab.
Since no one needs two buttons to jump.
Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
"Bowser: Tough Guy"
"Bowser's a real tough guy."
I'm gonna need to get Miis on my 3DS and Wii U.
RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
Megaman's definitely the most fun dude out of Mario, Link, Pikachu, him, and Villager.
Villager comes next.
Confirms my suspicions that there's a huge imbalance of fun between new dudes and old dude.
Not a fan.
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
Is the demo local multiplayer?
RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
yes
RawkHawk2010 6:42 pm
Word is that Ganondorf gets a sword for a Custom Move.
Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
...
He punches with his sword?
RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
Cruel Smash
RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4xiBAP7YGc
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
Not watching YouTube videos while I'm watching Treehouse stream!
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
Just was given a code!
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Downloading!
Unlimited usages!
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
130.5 MB
Or 1044 blocks
Gaur Plains!
Not a remix
Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
Download done.
Good time to end part 1 of the log.
=-O
To come: Treehouse reactions continue (not that they're particularly interesting) and Ludwig's demo reactions!
Well? Stay tuned. No, KoopaTV cannot give you a download code.
Part 2 is here.
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