KoopaTV's Semi-Live Reactions to Nintendo Direct 11/27/13! (With Pics!)

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Going to rob the Louvre to save the company.

Rawk already had watched the Nintendo Direct by this time, but... I didn't! So... Yeah! Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre is coming to the Nintendo eShop. I'm Nintendork 13 13, and RawkHawk2010 is... himself. As usual.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:47 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavLP_3ew-A

 RawkHawk2010 2:47 pm
    k go

 Nintendork 13 13 2:47 pm
    Going.
    Mona Iwata
    Satoru Lisa?

 RawkHawk2010 2:47 pm
    I've been here.
    The Louvre.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
    How much did Nintendo pay to get access to the Louvre?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
    ew Miyamoto

 RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
    Miyamoto's looking old.
    (Hey, maybe he should retire!)
    (What an idea!)

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
    Miyamoto got fucking Knighted and being in the Louvre isn't in his wildest dreams?

 RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
    Yup.
    I remember this room.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
    ahhhhhh 3DS
    dat narrator

 RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
    the armless harlot
    ...I dunno its actual name.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
    Is the 3DS moving around it
    or are THEY moving around it with their 3DS?

 RawkHawk2010 2:50 pm
    Miyamoto acts like he's in some 3D simulation.
    hi
    hi

 Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
    wtf soundtrack
    Better than The Last of Us's.

 RawkHawk2010 2:51 pm
    Question

 Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
    Iwata is just letting the 3DS hang off his... neckwear.
    Like it's bling or something.

 RawkHawk2010 2:51 pm
    Why are Iwata and Miyamoto fucking around in the Louvre in the first place?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
    I'd be afraid it'd fall off.

 RawkHawk2010 2:51 pm
    Don't they have a company to save?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
    I dunno. Maybe they're planning a heist.
    If they sell this on the black market it'd make up for poor Wii U sales.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:53 pm
    um

 RawkHawk2010 2:53 pm
    hi

 Nintendork 13 13 2:53 pm
    So can you access the guide while NOT in the museum?

 RawkHawk2010 2:53 pm
    hi

 Nintendork 13 13 2:53 pm
    It seems kind of useless in the museum.
    Why show you models of the stuff when you can just walk over and see it?
    Unless it's to prevent people from getting lost.

 RawkHawk2010 2:53 pm
    Because with the 3DS you can see it in THREE DIMENSIONS!

 Nintendork 13 13 2:53 pm
    ...
    (Not me)

 RawkHawk2010 2:53 pm
    (Oh wait the human eye can do that too.)
    (or eyes.)

 Nintendork 13 13 2:54 pm
    High-resolution image
    ...Higher resolution than viewing it yourself?
    ahh zoooming
    "I'm not wearing my glasses wohohohoh"
    This is getting creepy.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:55 pm
    zoom in on Mona's breasts

 RawkHawk2010 2:55 pm
    mona pizza

 Nintendork 13 13 2:55 pm
    yum
    did they get arrested

 RawkHawk2010 2:55 pm
    iwata's in jail.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:55 pm
    I understand Miyamoto being arrested

 RawkHawk2010 2:55 pm
    this is what he gets for not saving the wii u

 Nintendork 13 13 2:55 pm
    but wot did Iwata do?

 RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
    No need to fear!
    O'Mara will represent them!

 Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
    Iwata talking English.

 RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
    loo-vel

 Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
    The Loovil
    over an ear
    Can be used at home!

 Nintendork 13 13 2:57 pm
    Nintendo eShop!
    ...So guess you don't have to visit Paris now.

 RawkHawk2010 2:58 pm
    This is retarded.
    rofl

 Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
    ahh

 RawkHawk2010 2:58 pm
    It really does have a soundtrack.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 2:58 pm
    Is that a timer?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
    Maybe this'll be incorporated into Wario Master of Disguise 2.

 RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
    $19.99?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
    Category: Education

 RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
    $19.99 for public domain information?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
    Well yeah it's replacing a plane ticket to France.
    PHYSICAL COPIES AVAILA--
    oh
    Exclusively at the gift shop.
    Phew.

 RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
    Haha

 Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
    I don't have to justify Capcom not making Dual Destinies physical.
    I was afraid for a moment there.
    ninjaydes641 hour ago
  
  
    It's probably just the Japanese language, but I'm hearing an American voice shouting "hi" in the backdrop. It's REALLY distracting.
    Anyways, I love the idea of "apping" up the 3DS.

 RawkHawk2010 3:01 pm
    Fuck France.

Miyamoto is up to no good.

Turns out Miyamoto defecated in the Louvre and was detained as a result. Kind of like this.

Iwata is arrested. As for Miyamoto...?

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