I've been waiting weeks for Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze news, and this was supposed to be on a week ago on GT.TV. I've been HYPED AS FUCK! I'm Rawk, YoshiRider123 is masteryoshirider, and Ludwig is PrinceOfKoopas. It's also our first live blog for a TV show (on Spike) on our AIM Blast — as usual.
Rawk 11:52 pm
So.
How about that Kriss Angel?
PrinceOfKoopas 11:52 pm
?
Rawk 11:52 pm
um
are you watching
PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
I have it on.
I'm not watching.
wtf
Rawk 11:53 pm
well start
PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
Xbox commercial
Rawk 11:53 pm
trying to make kinect look not awful
PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
Xbox One
Rawk 11:53 pm
MAX ACCESS
PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
"only with the One"
Rawk 11:53 pm
LOCKING WRENCH
PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
looks like a torture device
Rawk 11:54 pm
(KoopaTV should start reviewing tools.)
PrinceOfKoopas 11:54 pm
...
Rawk 11:54 pm
That was a long commercial for a wrench.
Rawk 11:55 pm
Security systems are a scam.
kriss is back
PrinceOfKoopas 11:56 pm
...
Rawk 11:57 pm
what's supposed to be happening again
um
how is this dangerous
the swords are landing nowhere near him
PrinceOfKoopas 11:58 pm
gonna die tonight
dumb show
Rawk 11:59 pm
He didn't die tonight motherfucker.
Rawk 12:00 am
i don't get it
masteryoshirider 12:01 am
What if Gosha appeared so that he could play the game?
PrinceOfKoopas 12:01 am
me neither
masteryoshirider 12:01 am
"how the fuck you move this gorilla"
Rawk 12:01 am
The narrowly-avoiding-get-stabbed-by-swords game?
Oh.
lol
WTF
It's 12:01.
why the fuck is this show still on
oh
PrinceOfKoopas 12:01 am
my neck hurts
Rawk 12:01 am
Alright lads.
Here we go!
(Provided Spike didn't screw up their programming.
Geoff
PrinceOfKoopas 12:02 am
GTTV
Rawk 12:02 am
WHAT THE FUCK
PrinceOfKoopas 12:02 am
KoopaTV's competitor.
Rawk 12:02 am
WAS THAT
Rawk 12:02 am
"KONG-POW"
PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
Geoff Keighly
Rawk 12:03 am
reggie
PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
brand new games
masteryoshirider 12:03 am
mario is the fourth character
PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
Reggie
Rawk 12:03 am
fuck zelda
fuck mario
We want dk
PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
didn't you just buy mari0
Rawk 12:03 am
smasah 4
PrinceOfKoopas 12:04 am
software
"It's Nintendo" message.
Fantastic sales curve.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:05 am
Top 10 selling games
throughout all generation
Smash 4
MK8
3D World
Reggie's promise.
Rawk 12:05 am
"my business"
reggie owns the 3ds
PrinceOfKoopas 12:05 am
"hammered by smartphones and tablets"
YNI footage of Kamek having a hammer
Well YNI still exists I guess.
"in 5 minutes Donkey Kong"
Rawk 12:06 am
tw101
um
are we watching the same thing
PrinceOfKoopas 12:06 am
"with all of our best franchises"
PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
*showing Mega Man*
Rawk 12:07 am
We're liveblogging completely different things.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
now it's some
red team blue team yellow team
Rawk 12:07 am
cars?
PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
uh
We are?
Cars
Rawk 12:07 am
wtf are you watching
PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
"next nissmo champion"
SpikeTV
Rawk 12:07 am
are you at a conmmercial now
PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
"check out an exclusive level from Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze"
at commercial now
Rawk 12:08 am
ah
PrinceOfKoopas 12:08 am
So ONE level.
Now it's a Dayquil commercial
Rawk 12:08 am
dude
"kong-pow"
WHAT THE FUCK
IS "KONG-POW"?
PrinceOfKoopas 12:08 am
Now it's a Nyquil commercial.
...exactly wot it sounds like
<_<;
Rawk 12:08 am
which is
PrinceOfKoopas 12:08 am
kung-pow
made into a kong pun
Rawk 12:09 am
but what does it do
PrinceOfKoopas 12:09 am
...
I dunno.
Rawk 12:09 am
exactly
hyyyyyyyypeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1-800-450-WILD
real-life sexy poker
PrinceOfKoopas 12:10 am
Secret encounters.
(KoopaTV does not recommend calling that.)
It's that A Link Between Worlds commercial.
Rawk 12:11 am
Too bad we don't give a jim dandy fuck about that game.
Twix bars on the other hand...
DIXIE
PrinceOfKoopas 12:11 am
GTTV back
Dixie
Rawk 12:11 am
bill trinen
i hear dk music
PrinceOfKoopas 12:11 am
Bill Trinen.
2014
Feb 2014
Rawk 12:12 am
jolly jamboree
PrinceOfKoopas 12:12 am
first big game for Wii U
"as you cann see it's a lot of fun"
jelly blobs bouncing
bouncing penguins
smiling penguins
Rawk 12:13 am
cutscene
PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
6 islands
Snomads
masteryoshirider 12:13 am
looks good
PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
invaders from the North
The Canadians
Rawk 12:13 am
something new
PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
...or Civil War reference
Rawk 12:13 am
KONG-POW
PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
Kong-Pow.
2 player
100 bananas
yellow meter = kong pow
destroys all enemies
Dixie golden hearts
sexist
(not "pink" hearts though)
Diddy has life balloons
Rawk 12:15 am
was
PrinceOfKoopas 12:15 am
That's it.
Rawk 12:15 am
was that it
PrinceOfKoopas 12:15 am
Was that worth waiting for weeks?
Rawk 12:15 am
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
PrinceOfKoopas 12:15 am
(no)
...do we want to log the rest of this shit
Rawk 12:16 am
rofl
Knack earns a 5.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:16 am
"Knack is boring throughout its dragged out 10 hour duration"
Rawk 12:16 am
okay so
Kong-Pow.
...um...
PrinceOfKoopas 12:16 am
Kong-Pow.
Rawk 12:16 am
Is the game really gonna be THAT hard?
PrinceOfKoopas 12:16 am
Apparently.
Rawk 12:16 am
To warrant something that powerful?
PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
Rawk 12:17 am
WHOA
PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
...oh shit
stay tuned
Rawk 12:17 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA
PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
for more exclusive content
PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
from the next DKC
Guess we gotta stay tuned.
Rawk 12:17 am
the next DKC as in Tropical Freeze
PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
Yes.
Rawk 12:17 am
or the next DKC as in the one after that
PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
No.
Rawk 12:18 am
fourth kong reveal incoming
I can feeeeeeeeeeeeel it
dude
the wendy in the wendy's commercials
is hot
PrinceOfKoopas 12:18 am
...
Rawk 12:19 am
the bacon portabelo melt is also hot
Rawk 12:19 am
by virtue of being...melted
PrinceOfKoopas 12:19 am
fuck t-mobile
Rawk 12:19 am
bettersex.com
PrinceOfKoopas 12:19 am
stop it rawk
Rawk 12:19 am
Who needs sex when you have Donkey Kong?
PrinceOfKoopas 12:19 am
(Dixie Kong)
Rawk 12:20 am
marine mechanics institute
let's enroll there.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:20 am
...um.
Where is UTI?
Rawk 12:20 am
kong
PrinceOfKoopas 12:20 am
Call to receive a digital brochure.
TF
Rawk 12:21 am
Is the music in the background actually from the game?
I have no idea.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:21 am
I dunno.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:21 am
Homecoming Hijinks
Rawk 12:21 am
mugly statue
PrinceOfKoopas 12:21 am
Brill Trinen having trouble.
Rawk 12:22 am
man
looks fantastic
PrinceOfKoopas 12:22 am
"in 7 minutes Reggie returns"
Rawk 12:23 am
yeah
this is stock music
Rawk 12:23 am
was that it
PrinceOfKoopas 12:24 am
I think so. Reggie is gonna come back in a few minutes.
Rawk 12:24 am
dude
homecoming hijinx
looked GREAT
i want that lococycle
game
PrinceOfKoopas 12:25 am
Lococycle "iffy sense of humour"
4.2
I feel like
we'd like that sense of humour.
Rawk 12:25 am
me too
HEY
WE COULD
WATCH IT
PrinceOfKoopas 12:25 am
>.o
Rawk 12:25 am
no more TF
PrinceOfKoopas 12:25 am
"nintendon't go away"
Rawk 12:26 am
but still relevant material
PrinceOfKoopas 12:26 am
Yeah.
Keep watching.
Rawk 12:26 am
So Kong-Pow.
Is basically...
...the Crash power from Kirby.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:26 am
...
Erm.
Cook.
Not Crash/
>_>;
Rawk 12:27 am
Crash kills all the dude.
Cook kills all the-
oh
PrinceOfKoopas 12:27 am
Cook kills all the dudes.
And leaves items.
Rawk 12:27 am
yeah
PrinceOfKoopas 12:27 am
It's dodgable in Brawl, but not in actual Kirby games.
Rawk 12:27 am
I think that implies...
...this game is gonna get brutal.
PrinceOfKoopas 12:28 am
I thought it implied new Final Smash.
Rawk 12:28 am
If you use it while on Rambi...
Does Rambi suddenly become capable of high-fiving?
bass pro shops
beautiful place
these sonic commercials suck
hey robin williams
where's your daughter
PrinceOfKoopas 12:29 am
Show back on.
Rawk 12:29 am
reggie
PrinceOfKoopas 12:29 am
Reggie.
Spoiling Xbox One.
Rawk 12:30 am
pokemon rumble u
PrinceOfKoopas 12:30 am
NFC tech.
aka suspicious rectangle
Rawk 12:30 am
what if smashes uses it
that'd be cool
that iwata reggie <3 video
PrinceOfKoopas 12:31 am
NSAF commercial reference
Console experience > mobile one
says Reggie.
Constant market activity.
Rawk 12:31 am
kirby plush
PrinceOfKoopas 12:31 am
Calls the uneven marketing in 2013 a "mistake"
PrinceOfKoopas 12:32 am
Wiggler plush
Rawk 12:32 am
ROFL
PrinceOfKoopas 12:32 am
Waluigi
ahhh
Rawk 12:32 am
WALUIGIIIIIII
PrinceOfKoopas 12:32 am
Dry Bones
Bullet Bill
"real Nintendo fan out there"
Rawk 12:33 am
um
PrinceOfKoopas 12:33 am
299.99
uh
Rawk 12:33 am
they just showed the wrong picture
PrinceOfKoopas 12:33 am
it flashed
yeah
$350 Wii U
Rawk 12:33 am
OOPS
PrinceOfKoopas 12:33 am
Reggie won't be happy when he finds out.
Reggie ended show looking proud.
Game over.
Rawk 12:34 am
So.
Was that worth it?
PrinceOfKoopas 12:34 am
no
PrinceOfKoopas 12:34 am
("1000 ways to die")
(Get attacked by Trayvon Martin)
Hey
Rawk 12:34 am
rofl
PrinceOfKoopas 12:34 am
maybe Trayvon was playing that "knock out" game.
So
Rawk 12:35 am
You're gonna die 1000 ways tonight, motherfucker!
PrinceOfKoopas 12:35 am
LOL
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