Rawk had this novel idea where we at KoopaTV should actually experience games before we talk about them. Since no one should care about the gameplay of Naughty Dog's The Last Of Us, we're watching all the story and cutscenes of the game. Watch and read along, if you wish. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is RawkHawk2010, and YoshiRider is masteryoshirider.
Oh, I'm only going to say this once. See the bottom of this article for why we keep referring to Joel, the main character in The Last Of Us, as "Nathan Drake". It's one of KoopaTV's most classic images.
RawkHawk2010 8:38 pm
Okay.
You at 0:00?
Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
yes
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
tell me "start" when you start
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
start
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
done
who is this girl
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
She doesn't seem to be sleeping comfortably.
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
"Scoot."
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
11:49
He doesn't have the energy for his birthday.
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
Is Nathan Drake her boyfriend?
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
Looks more like father.
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
She has Gosha's occupation.
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
"Hardcore dreeeeeeegs"
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
(Not that Gosha is real, of course.)
See
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
That phone looks so unnatural.
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
sleep in different beds
Nathan Drake is clearly not her boyfriend.
"need to get your dad"
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
I honestly never knew that was her dad.
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
Gameplay movement
I didn't know her name was Sarah
wtf
riots
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
Since people draw shipping pictures of them on deviantart.
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
Al Sharpton?
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
boston bomings
b*
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
Nathan Drake seems scared.
RawkHawk2010 8:43 pm
Every time someone says "Sarah" they pronounce it as one syllable.
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
The Koopas.
Jimmy Koopa
RawkHawk2010 8:43 pm
surah
"I got some notion."
Wait.
I thought Jimmy just died.
what's he doing driving
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Are they driving a soccer mom car
That's Tommy
the uncle
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
...oh.
haha
Is this gameplay?
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
With her rotating in the backseat?
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
dat fire
Those city-slickers
getting sick.
More like
city-sickers
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
sicker and scarred
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
"you're gonna die tonight motherfucker"
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
These are Traybots.
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
They're white.
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
they died
or not
QTE
RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
dumbest QTE ever
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
If you don't press Square
you're stuck in the car forever.
Carrying her is gameplay
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
"Can I at least use my blaster?!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Running to the Theatre
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
like running to the New Orleans superdome
RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
rofl
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Jesus died
"Open"
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
OH
Nintendork 13 13 8:50 pm
I thought the ribbon was a tentacle.
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
I thought that was Nathan making those zombie noises.
Nintendork 13 13 8:50 pm
:|
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
Like, as they were cries of agony
from him
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
woah Tommy is alive
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
...ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
...Sarah isn't.
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
the girl.
Right.
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
(I guess "you're gonna die tonight motherfucker" is accurate.)
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
That wasn't the girl on the front of the box.
I knew she looked different!
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
well
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
summer
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
we just heard one of the game's 5 music tracks
WHOA
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
20 YEAR TIMESKIP
WTF
Nathan is old
like Snake
RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
Is this the girl?
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
Tess in West
pills
They're still drug dealers.
soap opera
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
This reminds me of Breaking Bad.
...from the two episodes I saw, anyway.
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
So that's good?
RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
...no.
well.
Who knows.
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
Nathan had trouble with that door.
RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
I'll tell you this.
This is already more compelling than fucking BioShock Infinite.
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
Awful sub-titles.
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
Who are the fireflies?
The zombies?
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
Terrorists
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
This game seems very feminist-friendly.
This girl already seems more competent than Nathan.
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
Nathan doesn't like the Fireflies either.
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
look at that
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
oh I thought he was gonna take a shit
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
Nathan being used as a stepping stool
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
Drake is the romantic type
dat feminist liberation
No concept of ladies.
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
Nathan's drawly accent reminds me of someone.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
Hold L1 to aim
Press R1 to shoot
wtf
Where is the
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
Put him out of his misery.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
"save his life" option?
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
Good man.
Uh
Well he was already beyond fucked wasn't he?
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
I dunno. Was he?
He could still talk.
That's pretty good.
He was in a better position than Sarah was.
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
"You're gonna die tonight motherfucker!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
holy shit
Nathan is such a puss!
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
if his name is Joel
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
should we keep calling him Nathan Drake
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
Those people were talking loud enough to echo.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
Well I don't know his real name so I guess so.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Well they just called him "Joel"
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
...oh.
Nah let's call him Nathan.
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
'kay
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
"Joel" sucks.
Sounds like "Bowl".
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
why did he throw his pistol
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
That happened in my apartment at Auburn.
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
....
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
is this robert
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
yes
Drake is just
doing nothing
oh
he kicked the man while he's down
so manly
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
Drake is reduced to thug
While Robert sold Drake's guns to terrorists
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
This game is approaching GTA levels as far as morality goes
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
ya
dat pool of blood
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
"The hell it doesn't."
(So she just agreed with her?)
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
...so...
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
dat roof
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
...Is this a post-gun control world?
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
I guess.
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
How could guns be so scarce?
What state is this game even taking place in?
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Better question is how could food be so scarce?
RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
If it was 'Bama they'd have no problem.
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Well they calling Drake "Texas".
RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
So that's what this girl wants?
Food?
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Another young girl
Is this the one on the box?
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
yes.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Ellie.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Smuggling the girl.
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
Because Ellie's appearance is stolen from Ellen Page.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Human trafficking.
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
Or something.
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
So Nathan Drake failed in protecting his own daughter
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
So what did this brown girl want again?
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
and now he's being entrusted with this person?
Marlene wants Drake to smuggle Ellie
in exchange, Drake gets his guns back.
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
...so half the game has to be played with no weapon
sounds fun
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
It's like Forsaken Fortress for half a game!
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
I LIKED Forsaken Fortress.
14
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
Would you for half a game?
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
...Yeah.
The game is what, 7 hours?
So half of it is cutscene?
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
guess so
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
She's never been close to a window before?
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
Nathan kind of sounds like Saxby Chambliss.
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
Nathan Drake sucks at fitting though small passages.
wtf a gauge
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
...
That didn't deserve gameplay.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
lol
Virtual Boy graphical cavern
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Well
last time they encountered soldiers
they just got shot at
I guess this is better.
infected girl
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
XD
I thought Nathan just jumped off a giant-ass cliff
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
Terrorists are doctors.
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
what if
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
Triangle
RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
(That didn't deserve gameplay either.)
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
grabbing a guy off a door
square
RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
...okay this is getting stupid.
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
rush the door open
square
have TWO people shove door open
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
Some sort of moving square cursor QTE
Stepping stone again
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
it'd be funny if grabbing that girl's hand was a qte
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
I'm surprised Nathan jumping up the wall
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
and he fucked it up
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
wasn't a QTE
lol
Creepy-ass clicker!
- Rachel Jeantel
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
Nathan strangling that one guy had no context.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Orange Line
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
wow nathan
such a pessimist
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Hold Triangle
to grab chain
Rest of chain-grabbing is cutscene
when in a rush
See if the rest of the chain-grabbing was QTE
it'd be gameover right there
RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
crowbar time
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
fists
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
You know, zombie-killing gameplay without guns is pretty refreshing.
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
It's called ZombiU
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
That didn't have guns?
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
Very limited.
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
the problem with guns
is that as soon as a character gets them
he has to be really fucking stupid to lose access
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
"Remember, you can change difficulty at any time in the main menu."
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
much less lose them multiple times
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
You're telling us this noooow?
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
So has there not been any gameplay yet, then?
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
who is this
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
a dead guy
Shitty people
"IT IS OVER, TESS!"
breaking up
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
"Our luck had to run out sooner or later."
nathan was right
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
infection
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
did nathan just stifle a laugh
at seeing her infection
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
off-screen death
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
...unless that was gameplay
...which might have been funny
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
shiny shit on gameplay
...lol
Took out two of his men
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
QTE TO DIE
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
LOL:
wot is that the mail man
masteryoshirider 9:30 pm
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=701371
aq?
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
shhh
*talking soldier*
"There's a soldier over there!"
RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
lol
oh hey
a non-hostile environment
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
Nathan Drake finally killing feminism.
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
damn right
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
Entering Lincoln
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
Ain't no woman gonna tell Drake what to do!
He'll guaran-damn-tee it!
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
More shiny stuff
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
I hate when games play important dialogue while you manually walk and do stuff.
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
isn't that the whole
uh
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
It just makes me stand in one place.
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
concept of Kid Icarus: Uprising?
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
Only the second halves of levels.
And when the talking happens on-foot I DO stop.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
video froze
55:51
RawkHawk2010 9:35 pm
Oh.
I'm at 56:03
Tell me when to start again.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
ok
froze again
RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
uh
it won't let me
skip ahea
d
or watch the video at all
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
at 56:40
refresh
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
no one told you to kept going
I did
I left in fact
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
FUCK
Oh well.
Guess we have to start from the beginning!
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
uh
it won't let me
watch the beginning
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bhPQRI_JW3c#t=3400
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
hold on
...it's just a black screen
let's see if I can watch other videos
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
...
fuck
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
Did The Last Of Us kill your internet/
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
okay back at 55:50
good
okay are you paused at 56:40
It's going.
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
Opening gate
Gate open. Ta-da.
wot game is this
Angel Knives
okay go
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
k
"That's Bill's handy work."
Bill Trinen?
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
no
Bill's traps
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
how the fuck is drake walking
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
Shiny arrows.
Crossbow
Link's Crossbow Training
RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
ellie is a ghost
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
what the FUCK
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
watch this be a qte
XD
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
How does Bill walk through his own house?
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
This is gameplay.
good lord
This is the stupidest gameplay I've ever seen.
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
what the fuck random invaders
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
There goes gun-less.
QTE
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
is this robert
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
it's bill
Robert died like
40 minutes ago
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
she doesn't like handcuffs
RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
cue collectathon
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
Fetch quest in the making
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
If I was playing this game I'd be cringing right now.
I thought Drake was about to kill Bill.
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
Bill has one of those L.L. Bean backpacks
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
cutscene
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
for like first-graders.
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
Don't trust player with gameplay here
Bill had his own escort mission back in the day.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
Bill to start in The Last of Us: The Prequel.
star*
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
Bill's a Christian?
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
That gun cutscene ended like a CD-i Zelda one would
RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
Lincoln High School
What's their football team called?
The Abolitionists?
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
fetch quest was for naught
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
typical
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
boss battle
...
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
OHKO
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
nevermind.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
Nathan is EVERYONE'S stepping stone.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
By the way
I haven't heard a single music track in this game since the intro
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
...oh yeah
Even cinematic movies have music, right?
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
And people have actually nominated this for "Soundtrack of the Year."
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
Maybe the music is during gameplay.
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
We've seen gameplay.
Maybe you can only hear it with headphones.
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
Is that a...thing?
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
...so that it doesn't drown out the lovely dialogue.
......Frank.
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
I thought his partner would be a woman.
RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
uh oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
pushing QTE time?
masteryoshirider 9:57 pm
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86905051&postcount=215
wtf
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
Why did Nathan start running the opposite direction?
and this is one thing that actually kind of needs QTEs
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
look both ways before crossing street
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
but doesn't have them.
that one zombie was on roller skates
RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
what did he just give drake
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
I guess a gas-siphoner.
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
Oh yeah.
I guess Nathan's not stupid enough to use...a leaf-blower.
(Like someone in Florida tried once.)
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
music track
RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
rebel son
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
finally
is Bill gay
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
Pittsburgh
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
They got from Texas to Pennsylvania in a five-minute drive?
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
yes
masteryoshirider 10:01 pm
I thought you guys were talking about Bill Trinen being in The Last of Us
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
Traffic jam
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
It's the guy from Assassin's Creed.
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
lol
Hoodie
Trayvon Martin
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
lol at this music still playing
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
they suck at driving
should've been a QTE
video over
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
Thoughts so far?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
Worse than I thought
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Really?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
Well I tried to have high expectations.
Since people said this is the best game ever.
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Well I played BioShock Infinite.
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
EVER.
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Meaning my expectations for the "other" GOTY 2013 were nonexistent.
But yeah.
Gameplay looks to be awful.
Story seems kind of okay I guess.
...
Well, I wanna know what happens to the people anyway.
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
I don't.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
Nathan is entirely unrelatable.
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Definitely.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
also there's a distinct lack of centralized villain
of any*
Makes me wonder what the fuck anyone is doing.
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
I thought it was the government.
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
And not the fireflies?
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
I thought they ended up allying with the fireflies.
Although apparently the Fireflies are routed.
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
It's hard to be a central villain when you're described to be dead.
And haven't done anything to hurt you.
Meanwhile the government killed Nathan's daughter.
And Tess.
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
yeah.
would this all have been avoided if obamacare was in place
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
...no.
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
Nathan Drake could get Bill to help him find a computer with internet access
only to find out the site doesn't work
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
lol
20 years in the future
and the site is still down.
Okay.
You at 0:00?
Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
yes
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
tell me "start" when you start
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
start
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
done
who is this girl
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
She doesn't seem to be sleeping comfortably.
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
"Scoot."
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
11:49
He doesn't have the energy for his birthday.
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
Is Nathan Drake her boyfriend?
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
Looks more like father.
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
She has Gosha's occupation.
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
"Hardcore dreeeeeeegs"
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
(Not that Gosha is real, of course.)
See
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
That phone looks so unnatural.
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
sleep in different beds
Nathan Drake is clearly not her boyfriend.
"need to get your dad"
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
I honestly never knew that was her dad.
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
Gameplay movement
I didn't know her name was Sarah
wtf
riots
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
Since people draw shipping pictures of them on deviantart.
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
Al Sharpton?
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
boston bomings
b*
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
Nathan Drake seems scared.
RawkHawk2010 8:43 pm
Every time someone says "Sarah" they pronounce it as one syllable.
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
The Koopas.
Jimmy Koopa
RawkHawk2010 8:43 pm
surah
"I got some notion."
Wait.
I thought Jimmy just died.
what's he doing driving
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Are they driving a soccer mom car
That's Tommy
the uncle
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
...oh.
haha
Is this gameplay?
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
With her rotating in the backseat?
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
dat fire
Those city-slickers
getting sick.
More like
city-sickers
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
sicker and scarred
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
"you're gonna die tonight motherfucker"
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
These are Traybots.
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
They're white.
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
they died
or not
QTE
RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
dumbest QTE ever
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
If you don't press Square
you're stuck in the car forever.
Carrying her is gameplay
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
"Can I at least use my blaster?!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Running to the Theatre
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
like running to the New Orleans superdome
RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
rofl
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Jesus died
"Open"
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
OH
Nintendork 13 13 8:50 pm
I thought the ribbon was a tentacle.
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
I thought that was Nathan making those zombie noises.
Nintendork 13 13 8:50 pm
:|
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
Like, as they were cries of agony
from him
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
woah Tommy is alive
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
...ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
...Sarah isn't.
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
the girl.
Right.
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
(I guess "you're gonna die tonight motherfucker" is accurate.)
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
That wasn't the girl on the front of the box.
I knew she looked different!
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
well
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
summer
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
we just heard one of the game's 5 music tracks
WHOA
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
20 YEAR TIMESKIP
WTF
Nathan is old
like Snake
RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
Is this the girl?
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
Tess in West
pills
They're still drug dealers.
soap opera
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
This reminds me of Breaking Bad.
...from the two episodes I saw, anyway.
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
So that's good?
RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
...no.
well.
Who knows.
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
Nathan had trouble with that door.
RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
I'll tell you this.
This is already more compelling than fucking BioShock Infinite.
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
Awful sub-titles.
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
Who are the fireflies?
The zombies?
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
Terrorists
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
This game seems very feminist-friendly.
This girl already seems more competent than Nathan.
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
Nathan doesn't like the Fireflies either.
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
look at that
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
oh I thought he was gonna take a shit
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
Nathan being used as a stepping stool
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
Drake is the romantic type
dat feminist liberation
No concept of ladies.
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
Nathan's drawly accent reminds me of someone.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
Hold L1 to aim
Press R1 to shoot
wtf
Where is the
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
Put him out of his misery.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
"save his life" option?
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
Good man.
Uh
Well he was already beyond fucked wasn't he?
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
I dunno. Was he?
He could still talk.
That's pretty good.
He was in a better position than Sarah was.
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
"You're gonna die tonight motherfucker!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
holy shit
Nathan is such a puss!
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
if his name is Joel
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
should we keep calling him Nathan Drake
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
Those people were talking loud enough to echo.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
Well I don't know his real name so I guess so.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Well they just called him "Joel"
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
...oh.
Nah let's call him Nathan.
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
'kay
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
"Joel" sucks.
Sounds like "Bowl".
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
why did he throw his pistol
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
That happened in my apartment at Auburn.
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
....
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
is this robert
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
yes
Drake is just
doing nothing
oh
he kicked the man while he's down
so manly
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
Drake is reduced to thug
While Robert sold Drake's guns to terrorists
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
This game is approaching GTA levels as far as morality goes
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
ya
dat pool of blood
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
"The hell it doesn't."
(So she just agreed with her?)
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
...so...
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
dat roof
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
...Is this a post-gun control world?
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
I guess.
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
How could guns be so scarce?
What state is this game even taking place in?
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Better question is how could food be so scarce?
RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
If it was 'Bama they'd have no problem.
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Well they calling Drake "Texas".
RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
So that's what this girl wants?
Food?
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Another young girl
Is this the one on the box?
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
yes.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Ellie.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Smuggling the girl.
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
Because Ellie's appearance is stolen from Ellen Page.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Human trafficking.
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
Or something.
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
So Nathan Drake failed in protecting his own daughter
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
So what did this brown girl want again?
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
and now he's being entrusted with this person?
Marlene wants Drake to smuggle Ellie
in exchange, Drake gets his guns back.
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
...so half the game has to be played with no weapon
sounds fun
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
It's like Forsaken Fortress for half a game!
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
I LIKED Forsaken Fortress.
14
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
Would you for half a game?
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
...Yeah.
The game is what, 7 hours?
So half of it is cutscene?
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
guess so
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
She's never been close to a window before?
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
Nathan kind of sounds like Saxby Chambliss.
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
Nathan Drake sucks at fitting though small passages.
wtf a gauge
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
...
That didn't deserve gameplay.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
lol
Virtual Boy graphical cavern
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Well
last time they encountered soldiers
they just got shot at
I guess this is better.
infected girl
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
XD
I thought Nathan just jumped off a giant-ass cliff
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
Terrorists are doctors.
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
what if
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
Triangle
RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
(That didn't deserve gameplay either.)
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
grabbing a guy off a door
square
RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
...okay this is getting stupid.
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
rush the door open
square
have TWO people shove door open
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
Some sort of moving square cursor QTE
Stepping stone again
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
it'd be funny if grabbing that girl's hand was a qte
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
I'm surprised Nathan jumping up the wall
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
and he fucked it up
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
wasn't a QTE
lol
Creepy-ass clicker!
- Rachel Jeantel
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
Nathan strangling that one guy had no context.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Orange Line
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
wow nathan
such a pessimist
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Hold Triangle
to grab chain
Rest of chain-grabbing is cutscene
when in a rush
See if the rest of the chain-grabbing was QTE
it'd be gameover right there
RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
crowbar time
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
fists
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
You know, zombie-killing gameplay without guns is pretty refreshing.
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
It's called ZombiU
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
That didn't have guns?
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
Very limited.
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
the problem with guns
is that as soon as a character gets them
he has to be really fucking stupid to lose access
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
"Remember, you can change difficulty at any time in the main menu."
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
much less lose them multiple times
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
You're telling us this noooow?
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
So has there not been any gameplay yet, then?
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
who is this
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
a dead guy
Shitty people
"IT IS OVER, TESS!"
breaking up
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
"Our luck had to run out sooner or later."
nathan was right
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
infection
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
did nathan just stifle a laugh
at seeing her infection
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
off-screen death
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
...unless that was gameplay
...which might have been funny
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
shiny shit on gameplay
...lol
Took out two of his men
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
QTE TO DIE
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
LOL:
wot is that the mail man
masteryoshirider 9:30 pm
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=701371
aq?
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
shhh
*talking soldier*
"There's a soldier over there!"
RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
lol
oh hey
a non-hostile environment
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
Nathan Drake finally killing feminism.
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
damn right
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
Entering Lincoln
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
Ain't no woman gonna tell Drake what to do!
He'll guaran-damn-tee it!
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
More shiny stuff
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
I hate when games play important dialogue while you manually walk and do stuff.
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
isn't that the whole
uh
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
It just makes me stand in one place.
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
concept of Kid Icarus: Uprising?
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
Only the second halves of levels.
And when the talking happens on-foot I DO stop.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
video froze
55:51
RawkHawk2010 9:35 pm
Oh.
I'm at 56:03
Tell me when to start again.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
ok
froze again
RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
uh
it won't let me
skip ahea
d
or watch the video at all
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
at 56:40
refresh
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
no one told you to kept going
I did
I left in fact
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
FUCK
Oh well.
Guess we have to start from the beginning!
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
uh
it won't let me
watch the beginning
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bhPQRI_JW3c#t=3400
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
hold on
...it's just a black screen
let's see if I can watch other videos
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
...
fuck
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
Did The Last Of Us kill your internet/
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
okay back at 55:50
good
okay are you paused at 56:40
It's going.
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
Opening gate
Gate open. Ta-da.
wot game is this
Angel Knives
okay go
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
k
"That's Bill's handy work."
Bill Trinen?
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
no
Bill's traps
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
how the fuck is drake walking
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
Shiny arrows.
Crossbow
Link's Crossbow Training
RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
ellie is a ghost
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
what the FUCK
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
watch this be a qte
XD
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
How does Bill walk through his own house?
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
This is gameplay.
good lord
This is the stupidest gameplay I've ever seen.
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
what the fuck random invaders
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
There goes gun-less.
QTE
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
is this robert
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
it's bill
Robert died like
40 minutes ago
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
she doesn't like handcuffs
RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
cue collectathon
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
Fetch quest in the making
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
If I was playing this game I'd be cringing right now.
I thought Drake was about to kill Bill.
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
Bill has one of those L.L. Bean backpacks
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
cutscene
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
for like first-graders.
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
Don't trust player with gameplay here
Bill had his own escort mission back in the day.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
Bill to start in The Last of Us: The Prequel.
star*
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
Bill's a Christian?
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
That gun cutscene ended like a CD-i Zelda one would
RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
Lincoln High School
What's their football team called?
The Abolitionists?
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
fetch quest was for naught
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
typical
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
boss battle
...
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
OHKO
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
nevermind.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
Nathan is EVERYONE'S stepping stone.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
By the way
I haven't heard a single music track in this game since the intro
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
...oh yeah
Even cinematic movies have music, right?
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
And people have actually nominated this for "Soundtrack of the Year."
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
Maybe the music is during gameplay.
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
We've seen gameplay.
Maybe you can only hear it with headphones.
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
Is that a...thing?
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
...so that it doesn't drown out the lovely dialogue.
......Frank.
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
I thought his partner would be a woman.
RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
uh oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
pushing QTE time?
masteryoshirider 9:57 pm
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86905051&postcount=215
wtf
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
Why did Nathan start running the opposite direction?
and this is one thing that actually kind of needs QTEs
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
look both ways before crossing street
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
but doesn't have them.
that one zombie was on roller skates
RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
what did he just give drake
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
I guess a gas-siphoner.
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
Oh yeah.
I guess Nathan's not stupid enough to use...a leaf-blower.
(Like someone in Florida tried once.)
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
music track
RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
rebel son
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
finally
is Bill gay
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
Pittsburgh
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
They got from Texas to Pennsylvania in a five-minute drive?
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
yes
masteryoshirider 10:01 pm
I thought you guys were talking about Bill Trinen being in The Last of Us
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
Traffic jam
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
It's the guy from Assassin's Creed.
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
lol
Hoodie
Trayvon Martin
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
lol at this music still playing
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
they suck at driving
should've been a QTE
video over
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
Thoughts so far?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
Worse than I thought
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Really?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
Well I tried to have high expectations.
Since people said this is the best game ever.
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Well I played BioShock Infinite.
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
EVER.
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Meaning my expectations for the "other" GOTY 2013 were nonexistent.
But yeah.
Gameplay looks to be awful.
Story seems kind of okay I guess.
...
Well, I wanna know what happens to the people anyway.
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
I don't.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
Nathan is entirely unrelatable.
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Definitely.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
also there's a distinct lack of centralized villain
of any*
Makes me wonder what the fuck anyone is doing.
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
I thought it was the government.
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
And not the fireflies?
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
I thought they ended up allying with the fireflies.
Although apparently the Fireflies are routed.
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
It's hard to be a central villain when you're described to be dead.
And haven't done anything to hurt you.
Meanwhile the government killed Nathan's daughter.
And Tess.
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
yeah.
would this all have been avoided if obamacare was in place
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
...no.
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
Nathan Drake could get Bill to help him find a computer with internet access
only to find out the site doesn't work
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
lol
20 years in the future
and the site is still down.
This is the first of a three-part [Koopa Keep] project. Want to join [Koopa Keep]? You gotta have AIM first.
If you'd like to read Part 2 of this series, it's only a click away!
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