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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

KoopaTV's November 5 2014 Nintendo Direct LIVE REACTIONS!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Spoilers: The best part of the log is the very bottom of it.

This is the first REAL Nintendo Direct in a long time. Not a game-specific Direct or anything, but a general Direct where anything could happen. I think the last one that happened was in February during KoopaTV's hiatus! Anyway, as we usually do, we at KoopaTV live react to these things from our AIM Blast. I'm Nintendork 13 13, RawkHawk2010 is... himself. LET'S GO!

Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    I'M HERE.

 RawkHawk2010 4:58 pm
    yo

 Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/11-05-2014/
    I wanted to wash grapes.
    But I guess there isn't enough time for that.
    ...So raisins will have to do.
    33 minuts, eh?

 RawkHawk2010 4:58 pm
    whoa
    that's pretty long

 Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    *minutes
    ya
    No one entered the 2nd ORAS code giveaway.
    ...I suppose that means everyone already has it.

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    gimme star fox or diddy kong racing and I'll be satisfied!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    I WANT SPLATOON
    AND

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/pTVhIqp.jpg

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    AS LITTLE MIYAMOTO PROJECTS

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    look ^

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    AS POSSIBLE

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    SH
    E-T

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    here we go
    E-T

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    dat
    dat
    music
    COMING SPRING 2015
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    is this S.T.E.A.M.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    This sounds familiar.
    NO
    IT'S
    ZELDA
    MAJORA'S MASK
    IT'S A CLOCK
    IT'S THE CLOCK SOUND
    IT'S A CUCCO
    IT'S A USELESS KNIGHT

 RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
    blaaaaaaah.
    We don't want this do we?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    Well I know a guy who... realllllyyyy wants this.

 RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
    I mean it's a good game sure.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    And brings it up every single time something new happens with Zelda.

 RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
    wtf was that link
    standing with tingle

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    (He might even read this log.)
    "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D"
    Only on 3DS & 2DS
    (Well that reduces the "only" part)

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    No New 3DS!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    IWATA BOW
    IT'S A TRADITIONAL NINTENDO DIRECT
    "It's been quite some time!"

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    Fresh out of surgery.
    okay yeah a remake

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    Yo, Iwata is gonna have to go back in there.

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    we get iiiiit

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    If the moon hits him.

 RawkHawk2010 5:03 pm
    Oh fuck the Direct is gonna be this for 10 minutes isn't it?
    Fuck!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
    Majora's Mask holds a special place in my heart for it being
    PIKMIN2HOTDOGSANDMUSTARD's game help question.
    Back at NSider's Goomba prison.

 RawkHawk2010 5:03 pm
    At least the Moon will look cool in 3D.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
    And I never played the game ever again after I asked that.
    Keep note: #MajorasMask and #Zelda
    Spring 2015.

 RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
    Bill Treein'

 Nintendork 13 13 5:04 pm
    4 minutes.
    Not 10.
    THIS is S.T.E.A.M
    Yo that Lincoln title thing was like a Smash one.

 RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
    Nintendo is obsessed with Lincoln.
    Where's the love for Robert E. Lee?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:05 pm
    That's not good!
    I blame Bill O'Reilly.
    And Killing Lincoln.
    "Some of them as famous as Abe Lincoln himself"

 RawkHawk2010 5:05 pm
    obama

 Nintendork 13 13 5:05 pm
    So there are non-Lincoln famous dudes?

 RawkHawk2010 5:05 pm
    whoa
    "Hero of the Civil War"
    DId you see that?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
    ya
    That's like
    Ike-like titling.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
    That dude is the only one with that kind of title.

 RawkHawk2010 5:06 pm
    Tiger Lily = Kameo
    TOM SAWYER?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
    "Deviser Gadgets" isn't "Hero of the Civil War"
    .......
    Spring 2015

 RawkHawk2010 5:07 pm
    I think I want this.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:07 pm
    So Intelligent Systems can start Fire Emblem on Wii U starting then.
    Here's Ultimate NES Remix and I spotted Little Mac.
    So the best part of this is different sound effects?

 RawkHawk2010 5:08 pm
    lol
    No one wants this.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:08 pm
    (YR123 probably would.)

 RawkHawk2010 5:08 pm
    The most I got out of NES Remix was learning how terrible most NES games were.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:08 pm
    "These Daily Challenges encourage you to play daily."

 RawkHawk2010 5:09 pm
    That Famicom theme looks crap.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:09 pm
    December 5.
    Here's Captain Toad.
    We'
    are at game... 4?
    Instead of just Majora's Mask for 10 minutes.
    So there.
    I like this trailer music.
    'cause jazzy.
    OH YEAH
    Toad makin' Toad noises to the music!

 RawkHawk2010 5:09 pm
    yea.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:10 pm
    Reminds me of LP PM Badgeless.
    My Toad voice acting was superb.

 RawkHawk2010 5:10 pm
    Okay this music got repetititive as fuck.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:10 pm
    Like
    uh
    That BW city?
    The electric gym?

 RawkHawk2010 5:10 pm
    yea.
    Nimbasa?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:10 pm
    Wot's it called...
    ...Yeah!
    Played: 10/31/2014
    So they JUST put this together.
    Yo Toad can't flutter-jump.
    This is ALSO December 5.
    I should write an article about that buy digital thing.

 RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
    digital superior confirmed.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    Nintendo hasn't reaaally talked about it.
    no

 RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
    yoshi music

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    Amiibo.

 RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    Well there is a Yoshi one.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    Amiibos bring costumes, gameplay elements, and
    WHAT HAPPENED TO FALCON AMIIBO

 RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
    yeah lol

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    THAT POLE IS CRUSHIN' HIS LEG
    That's torture!

 RawkHawk2010 5:13 pm
    time to see some suits

 Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
    Speaking of Falcon...
    ...Here's Falcon in MK8 DLC.

 RawkHawk2010 5:13 pm
    F-Zero is NEVER getting another game.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
    Poor Sakurai.

 RawkHawk2010 5:13 pm
    Not after this!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
    Do people still play MK8?
    I mean, I know I don't.
    Here's Link going out of character.
    Why am I nowhere to be seen in this trailer?

 RawkHawk2010 5:14 pm
    Ooh Zelda's Lullaby played for a second.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:15 pm
    Three "new" drivers.
    (Two of them are the same dudes!)

 RawkHawk2010 5:15 pm
    Jesus Christ.
    Mario Kart 9 could be out by May 2015 at this rate.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:15 pm
    May 2015 MK8 DLC is laughable.
    "Kirby themed" suit sucks.
    STOP SHOWING THE FALCON AMIIBO
    IT'S SO PAINFUL TO LOOK AT

 RawkHawk2010 5:16 pm
    Those suits look awful.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:16 pm
    Speaking of Kirby

 RawkHawk2010 5:16 pm
    Aight here we go.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:16 pm
    I ALSO forgot this existed.

 RawkHawk2010 5:16 pm
    Something interesting!

 RawkHawk2010 5:16 pm
    I definitely want this.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:16 pm
    The Canvas Curse spiritual sequel! In clay.

 RawkHawk2010 5:16 pm
    Since I actually liked Canvas Curse.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:17 pm
    I... really tried to like Canvas Curse.
    Multiplayer mode!
    Waddle Dee and coloured Waddle Dee.
    How many Kirby games does Bandana Waddle Dee have to be in to get in Smash?
    Kirby and the Rainbow Curse on Feb. 2015.

 RawkHawk2010 5:17 pm
    Kirby and the Rainbow Curse.
    ...
    what the fuck was it called before?
    I can't even remember.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:18 pm
    It...
    Uh...
    ..........
    I dunno.

 RawkHawk2010 5:18 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 5:18 pm
    Every single Smash Wii U amiibo is compatible with Hyrule Warriors.
    You can get... a random rupee amount!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:18 pm
    Smash music.

 RawkHawk2010 5:19 pm
    absolutely randomly

 Nintendork 13 13 5:19 pm
    AHH
    TRAILER
    duck hunt
    BAM
    dog laugh

 RawkHawk2010 5:19 pm
    #IStandWithPhil

 Nintendork 13 13 5:19 pm
    Mari0 is flipping him off

 RawkHawk2010 5:20 pm
    NO
    THAT WAS CRANKY

 Nintendork 13 13 5:20 pm
    DUCK HUNT TAKES AIM
    oh man dis music
    ahahahah he covered his eyes on shirtless Shulk
    Here's Diddy
    "Game not compatible with Zapper"

 RawkHawk2010 5:20 pm
    hahahaha

 RawkHawk2010 5:20 pm
    That ruined it!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:21 pm
    Duck Hunt stage.
    "Also for Wii U"
    DUCK HUNT Wii Remote required
    on Virtual Console.

 RawkHawk2010 5:21 pm
    FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 5:21 pm
    12 minutes left to spend on Indies.
    "Nindie community"

 RawkHawk2010 5:22 pm
    Fuck Indies.
    "the Indie 'scene'"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm
    They probably saw you say that in our logs... and that's why we didn't get the Shantae code.

 RawkHawk2010 5:22 pm
    I don't consider WayForward Indie.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm
    WELL NINTENDO DOES

 RawkHawk2010 5:23 pm
    At least they were actually making Game Boy games back in the 90's.
    Unlike all these other losers.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:23 pm
    "Nindie advocacy"
    AHHH

 RawkHawk2010 5:23 pm
    ........................
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 5:23 pm
    "Commander Video trophy in Smash Wii U"

 RawkHawk2010 5:23 pm
    What the flying fuck?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:23 pm
    "Symbolizes our relationship with indies"
    wot does the Rayman trophy symbolize

 RawkHawk2010 5:24 pm
    ....oh hey.
    Sonic Boom demo.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:24 pm
    .......
    new crossover
    CAPCOM
    AHHH
    CAPCOM
    ...oh
    MH4...
    ........
    what
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED FROM CAPCOM

I took a bad screenshot to save you the agony.

 RawkHawk2010 5:25 pm
    this is terrifying

 Nintendork 13 13 5:25 pm
    ...That's a good word to use.

 RawkHawk2010 5:25 pm
    I'm loling.
    This is too absurd not to want to experience.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:25 pm
    Miyamoto.
    oh nooo

 RawkHawk2010 5:25 pm
    Miyamoto here to ruin another franchise.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:26 pm
    WE'RE NOT GONNA SEE SPLATOON
    Maybe Miyamoto can stop making/ruining games.
    And just make movies.

 RawkHawk2010 5:26 pm
    the Pikmin animation that we were supposed to have over a year ago?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:26 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 5:26 pm
    Fuck E3 2012.
    Let's never speak of it again

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    'kay.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    "PIKMIN SHORT MOVIES" for purchase.

 RawkHawk2010 5:27 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    Well, I'm not buying.
    For $5.

 RawkHawk2010 5:27 pm
    What the hell happened to Nintendo Video?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    It
    uh
    died.
    It's... there for really old reruns.

 RawkHawk2010 5:27 pm
    oh yeah flipnote studio
    that thing we don't have

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    ..........
    Pikmin 3 demo?
    ....
    NOW?

 RawkHawk2010 5:27 pm
    leave it to miyamoto to ruin the direct
    everything that's come out of his mouth has been life-draining

 Nintendork 13 13 5:28 pm
    "Planning Pikmin 3 Miiverse activities"
    5 minutes.
    He's gone.

 RawkHawk2010 5:28 pm
    along with the music

 Nintendork 13 13 5:28 pm
    "...moving on..."
    Let's crash rand to Xenoblade X.

 RawkHawk2010 5:28 pm
    I thought he said "the developers are fleeing their home world"
    and thought it was being canceled.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    Did he say hunting naked creatures?

 RawkHawk2010 5:29 pm
    "native"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    (Well, whatever was just on screen had clothes.)

 RawkHawk2010 5:29 pm
    but I thought he said naked too.
    fuck maybe he did say "naked"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    "Small favours for locales"
    dat jump animation

 RawkHawk2010 5:29 pm
    This looks like GTA.
    Well it did in that town.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    2015.
    Xenobrade.
    SPLATOON
    YAY
    "The last title"
    OKAY THIS IS IMPORTANT
    NEW TRAILER
    HERE WE GO
    BLACK SPLATOON CHARACTERS

 RawkHawk2010 5:30 pm
    where's the solo campaign

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    the trailer died

 RawkHawk2010 5:30 pm
    that's all i want

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    yoooooooooooooo
    what's this
    dat crunk
    I thought it was Dedede music
    I think this is single player.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:31 pm
    Third person shooter platformer.
    Still loving they care about music integration here!
    "So? How did it look?"
    Action-packed shooting game.
    I thought they were humans who could transform to squids.
    Guess it's squids transforming to humans.
    "But it also has a single-player campaign."

 RawkHawk2010 5:32 pm
    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 Nintendork 13 13 5:32 pm
    Army against octopus.

 RawkHawk2010 5:32 pm
    Nintendo has my money.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:32 pm
    "Squid vs. Octopus: Nature's epic battle."
    Available in Q2 2015.
    Yay, they ended with Splatoon and not Miyamoto.

 RawkHawk2010 5:33 pm
    Hmm.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:33 pm
    Guess we've now seen all the Smash 4 trailers.

 RawkHawk2010 5:33 pm
    Okay Direct.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:33 pm
    Yeah, it wasn't... great or anything.
    To be fair, Miyamoto did not show off Project Giant Robot!

 RawkHawk2010 5:34 pm
    Who was that Civil War guy?
    A real dude?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:34 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 5:35 pm
    ...
    Anything else?

 RawkHawk2010 5:36 pm
    uh
    Kirby looked okay I guess?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:36 pm
    ...
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 5:36 pm
    No Yarn Yoshi.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:36 pm
    ...Yeah. :-(

 Nintendork 13 13 5:38 pm
    ...Yeah I guess there isn't much to talk about.
    Though I guess Zelda fans will be
    .......heralding this as the best Direct ever.
    So to all the viewers out there: Post in that voter ORAS thing.
    Get the code!
    I don't want it!
    It's like hot potato!

 RawkHawk2010 5:41 pm
    http://www.shmoop.com/red-badge-of-courage/henry-fleming-the-youth.html

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    Is that the Civil War hero?

 RawkHawk2010 5:41 pm
    same name
    guess so!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    ...eh.
    Whatever.

 RawkHawk2010 5:41 pm
    Dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    Last thing was a  lot more thrilling than this!
    *Last night
    (Well, last thing being Splatoon too.)

 RawkHawk2010 5:42 pm
    If they don't specify his affiliation, you can, uh...
    ...just pretend he's a confederate.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:42 pm
    He's working for Lincoln.
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 5:43 pm
    Wait really?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:43 pm
    Isn't that the point of the game?

 RawkHawk2010 5:43 pm
    I thought they were fighting!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:43 pm
    The point is that Lincoln is the commander against, like, aliens.
    From space.
    Not Mexico.

 RawkHawk2010 5:43 pm
    He uses an "All-American Eagle Rifle"
    so yea oh well

 Nintendork 13 13 5:44 pm
    All-American means both the Cofederacy and the Union?

 RawkHawk2010 5:44 pm
    ...
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
    ...yeah it kind of...does?
    I mean, "all-american" would literally be the antithesis of being on either side.
    Right?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:44 pm
    Yeah!

 RawkHawk2010 5:44 pm
    So I guess he's a double-agent.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:45 pm
    Maybe that includes South America.

 RawkHawk2010 5:46 pm
    why are people so excited for mm3d

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    Ben Drowned.
    I think that's entirely it.

 RawkHawk2010 5:47 pm
    who

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    People literally use creepypasta
    to say the game is amazing.
    ...It also won the GameFAQs Game of the Decade contest for 2000-2010.

 RawkHawk2010 5:48 pm
    won't the 3DS ruin it
    cuz you can just close the 3DS to stop time?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:48 pm
    ...Well, uh, if you paused the game on the N64 time stopped also.
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm
    It did?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    ...Yeah...

 RawkHawk2010 5:50 pm
    oh
    nvm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:50 pm
    This isn't Animal Crossing.
    Last call for thoughts.
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 5:51 pm
    I'll probably dedicate an article to Miyamoto's movies.

 RawkHawk2010 5:51 pm
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I think Fire Emblem X Shin Megami Tensei at the Olympic Games is canceled.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm
    ...
    Nope!
    >.>;;;

 RawkHawk2010 5:52 pm
    Game's been in development for over two years and we haven't seen a thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm
    Wasn't it just
    uh
    listed in Nintendo's
    uhhh
    quarterly report?

 RawkHawk2010 5:53 pm
    Yeah but so was Kirby Wii.
    For years.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:53 pm
    Hey, that eventually turned into something.

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    http://www.smashbros.com/us/images/character/secret10/illust-modal.jpg
    Looks fan-made.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    I like the seal.

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    i didn't even see that

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    YO JIGGLYPUFF IS UP TOO
    :-D
    http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/secret11.html
    MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER 'sides me

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/secret11/screen-4.jpg

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    Reminds me of my relationships.

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/secret10/screen-10.jpg
    WTF

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/secret11/screen-8.jpg
    Ebola patient

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    lololololol
Well, this screenshot is probably better than the whole Direct.


Well? You still have time to take that demo code off Ludwig's hands. Get to it. If you would like to participate in KoopaTV's live reaction logs, go become a member of KoopaTV's staff! There are vacancies!


Ludwig expands his thoughts on Majora's Mask 3D here.

10 comments :

  1. MAJORA'S MASK

    The rest was kind of disappointing. But MAJORA'S MASK!
    I got one of my three wishes. Now, Nintendo, fulfill the other two!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ^_^ I feel so vindicated in my decision to wait instead of getting the VC version.

      Delete
    2. ...But VC version is cheaper and shouldn't be glitchy and stuff.

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    3. 3D version will be new and redone and awesome!

      Delete
    4. It won't be "new" by definition. It's a REMAKE.

      Delete
    5. *rolls eyes* I mean "new" in the "redone/remake" sense.

      Hey, what do you expect from me? I'm buying the Phoenix Wright Trilogy, and that's basically the exact same thing as the DS versions except with slightly better--or worse, depending on your view--graphics.

      Delete
    6. Well, I decided to write an article on this, so pew.

      Delete
  2. That person was right! I'm the biggest Zelda fan ever and I do herald this as the best Direct ever XD I'm so excited for Majora's Mask 3D! Link DLC!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ...Guess I was spot-on there.

      Meanwhile, I'll look forward to *new* games.

      Delete

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