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Monday, November 11, 2013

KoopaTV's Live Reactions to CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS Cutscenes!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Now we never have to personally involve ourselves with this series ever again.

After watching through the entirety of The Last of Us's story (in three parts), Rawk decided our next project (and because it's Veteran's Day), would be going through Activision and Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Ghosts. Again, watching cutscenes. The video we chose also has a lot of gameplay action, so we react to that too. Feel free to follow along, but it's quite long. So feel free to take breaks. Rawk is RawkHawk2010, and I'm Nintendork 13 13. As usual, this is from our AIM Blast.



 RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
    say "start" when to "start"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    ...
    start

 RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
    skull
    terrible dubstep mus-
    oh
    This is the guy's channel.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
    Not the intro.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    He has a Facebook and Twitter and Paypal.
    Maybe we should have a Donations button.

 RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
    I thought Activision had hit a new low.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    THERE'S Activision's logo.
    And Infinity Ward's.
    CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS
    Press... wotever button.
    Different time
    different enemy

 RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
    what war is this

 Nintendork 13 13 8:50 pm
    Saving during cutscene

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    ...
    Sand annointing.

 RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
    the few
    the proud
    the marines
    I played a Call of Duty game once.
    It made me watch a cutscene of this length every time I started the game.
    Regardless of progress.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    Narrator revealed.

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
    AHH!
    IT'S NATHAN DRAKE!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    ...
    Come on.
    No it isn't.
    ...I think.

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
    Well what else are we gonna call him?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    Whatever his actual name is.

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
    so uh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    ...Assuming we're gonna find out.

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
    who are the ghosts again?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    Supernatural things.
    ...
    I don't really know.
    The "enemy".

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
    Is this weird running because of the guy's video

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
    It's the Baker Hill Flash.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
    or is this what it's supposed to be?
    I guess your player character is named Logan.
    CLIMBING
    NO CUTSCENE TO DO IT
    TAKE THAT THE LAST OF US

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    The player is running in real life while holding the camera.
    Because Ghosts is Kinect controlled.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    "We're not gonna die here, motherfucker!"
    "15 minutes earlier"

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    "15 minutes earlier"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    (That one's an actual quote)
    I guess they were in space 15 minutes earlier.

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    What if in that gameplay segment you just idle your character for 15 minutes?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    Wouldn't that make this wrong?
    (or would you just die)

 RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
    also um
    is this gameplay?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    um
    I think.
    dat ass shot
    wtf shooting
    What were those like handguns
    they're in space

 RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
    This happened after NASA's defunding.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
    they can do better
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    SPATIAL AWARENESS

 RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
    rogue astronauts
    out for blood

 Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
    He keeps zooming into Mosley's ass.
    Floating guns.

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
    So is this a multiplayer mode in the game?
    Space shooting?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    ...I don't know, ask someone else.
    >_>;

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
    Because it honestly doesn't sound too fun.
    It's like playing a FPS while suspended in a thick gel.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    Well
    there's your gratuitous explosion
    to make things interesting.

 RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
    micheal bay

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    Mm.
    Gratuitous shooting of random suspended astronauts.
    Are you paying attention to the dialogue?
    Since I'm not.

 RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    (We should've chosen the sub-titles)

 RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
    It's just a bunch of numbers.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    Shoot things to solve puzzles
    and cause an explosion

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    Yeah the subtitles wouldn't help.
    It's all pretentious army talk.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    and destroy yourself
    Lost of signal
    I guess they died tonight.

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    motherfucker

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    So that was less than 15 minutes.
    BOOOOOOOOOM

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    more explosions

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    So what happens if you idle?
    dat jump

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    ROFL!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    ROFL

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    I thought he just died.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    Nathan Drake is doing all the work.
    HERE'S THE SPRINT BUTTON
    more explosion
    Is this the cutscene from Modern Warfare 2?

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    so um

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    Right at 13:37
    I think that was intentional.

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    are we supposed to be emotionally invested

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    achievement unlocked
    GHOST STORIES

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    yet

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    THE FEDERATION

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    Oh. That's a save bar?
    I thought it was a cutscene length bar.
    10 YEARS LATER
    yeah fuck 15 minutes

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    timeskip authorized

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    AHH
    THE DOG

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    "Brave New World"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    We're supposed to start being emotionally invested now.

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    So is this game gonna go all Orwellian now?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    'cause dog.
    The dog is named Riley.
    20 minute timeskip.

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    I read that as "Ridley"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    The dog is driving.

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    wtf
    A 20 minute timeskip?

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    Is Infinity Ward just putting in timeskips for areas of the game they didn't finish?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    lol
  
    Um.
    They've been looking for him
    for 10 years?
    (and 20 minutes)
    "I heard about the attack [10 years ago]."
    Old man named Elias.
    Home = No Man's Land
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    BRAVE NEW WORLD

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    wow
    we really achieved that one

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    How many fucking achievements have been achieved since we started watching?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    This monologue narrative that's self-reflecting

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    4?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    (I think 4)
    Reminds me of Metroid: Other M.

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
    Yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    wtf dog
    Random parasol.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    this game world is hideous

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    "This place is depressing"
    Looks very brown and grey.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    even more depressing than The Last Of Us's.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    I assume the sun is blocked by a nuclear winter.
    wtf
    I guess that's a seamless dog-Logan switch.
    Or Logan runs like a dog.

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    um
    so what's the point of even having a gun

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    ...Yikes, this is like my nightmare.
    Random dog attacks.

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    if the dog can just kill all the dudes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    I assume the dog has a health bar.

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    "You look like you just seen a ghost."
    *ba dum tish*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    Riley acting feral.
    AHHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    This reminds me of commanding Tricky to do stuff in Star Fox Adventures.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    EAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    QUICKTIME EVENT
    DON'T GET BIT

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    I thought that was a raccoon
    are these the ghosts

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    no
    The wolves got upgraded to helicopters.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    NO MAN'S LAND
    ...didn't we already unlock that
    OH
    THOSE *ARE* the ghosts.
    You were right.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    what's their significance again

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    I dunno.
    They're like the Fireflies
    maybe.
    I guess one of them is held captive by this faction.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    the federation

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    At least they have a Gamepad.
    Pretty sure they missed like

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    two trucks.

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    Dog driving again.

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    blow charges
    drive right into the exploded truck
    dumbasses
    I dunno what's happening.

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    i'm pretty sure no vehicle can do what that thing just did
    It just went up a flight of fucking stairs

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    in a football stadium

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    Weird-ass shadow effects.
    For the guy pinned up on the wall.
    YOU ARE HURT
    GET TO COVER!

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    regenerating health
    because that totally makes sense

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Allllll better.
    So he uses the GamePad to snipe.
  

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    gas masks on

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    We're 1/4 through the game.
    Tear gas.
    Shoot them as they open the door to breathe.
    Jerks.

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
    Is the dog wearing a gas mask?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    I dunno.
    The dog is the best character so far.

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
    Or do chemicals made to kill humans not work on dogs?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    The brown got replaced with red.

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    Call of Duty: Virtual Boy?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    ya
    "Hey guys"
    *throws gas bomb*

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    matrix bullet time?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    SLOW-MO SHOOT-OUT
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    That's what that grenade did?
    It fucking slowed down the passage of time?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    ...Hmm.
    No mask on dog.
    oh
    it's a black guy

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    anthony higgs

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    of course he dies first
    lol
    Roark
    targeting ghosts.

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    guess he got bored of gym leading

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    This really makes the GamePad look awesome.
    Remote sniping stuff.
    Better marketing than Nintendo does.

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    wait
    So in the Wii U version would you actually use the gamepad for this?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    ...Probably.
    I mean he's literally using a GamePad in-game.

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    bullet hell

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    ...So I assume you'd use one to control it.
    I assume that this remote-sniping thing is a new feature
    just for the Wii U generation.

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    uh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    STRUCK DOWN
    (...Being struck down is a bad thing.)

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    Don't underestimate Call of Duty's tendency to not do new stuff.
    So who is Roark?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    I'd rather assume the GamePad inspired a new feature.

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    The Deleter?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    lol
    Dog driving helicopter.

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    "You Viking!"
    (?!)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    "HU-AH"

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    oh
    i thought he just used "viking" as a slur

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    Same.
    "GET ON THAT GUN AND LAY FIRE"
    why doesn't the guy who was standing by the gun the whole time
    do that
    DOG

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    GATE OPENING

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    OPENING THE FUCKING GARAGE DOOR

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    check the list
    haha

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    not gonna lie

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    Well I like this more than Last Of Us.

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    that was pretty...awesome?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    At least gate-opening wise.

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    Seeing a dog opening a fucking garage door

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    wtf
    YOU'RE GONNA

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    THE DELETER!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    DIE TONIGHT
    MOTHERFUCKER

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    HE'S COME TO DELETE US!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    QTE to not get stabbed

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    "SHIT YOU'RE BLEEDING"
    well
    look at that auto-regenerating health
    gonna fix that up
    AHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    ghosts

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    FLYING GHOSTS

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    Michael Kelbaugh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    "Calm down kid" *bashes you against helicopter door*
    "THE ghost"

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    so his dad is THE ghost
    um
    This was all a test?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    Yes.

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    They just fucking destroyed cities?
    To test this dude's kid?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    "Roark. That's the guy hunting the ghosts, right?"
    "HE WAS ONE OF US!"
    shit he IS The Deleter.
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    called it

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    HOMECOMING

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    We're at 1/3.
    Flashback?
    wot happens if you kill Roark here
    oh
    I guess the game does it for you

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    Wait.
    The player is Roark right now?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    No
    The player is lead by Roark now.

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    oh
    don't stop running

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    He's getting dealt a ton of super-effective damage through this water.

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    chest-high in water

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    you're gonna die tonight, son of a bitch

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    fall
    drown

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    What is it with all these scripted falls and injuries?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    Didn't this scene
    happen in The Last Of Us?

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    Yes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    The whole fall in a stream and get hit by shit?
    And repeatedly fall in water?
    And get saved by a dude?

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    and get pulled out by your friend

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    ...yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    of course
    WTF!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    "STAY DOWN"
    *crouches entirely in water*
    No oxygen gauge.
    ass stab
    axe murder
    Underwater graverobbing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    QTE to grab wire and not die

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    didn't this happen in tlou too

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    didn't this reaching happen in TLoU too
    ...Yeah.
    "Press B to let go"

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    (UESS IT DID)
    GUESS*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    That also happened in Metroid Other M.
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    LEGENDS NEVER DIE

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 pm
    The Federation
    Adam Malkovich
    (not to be confused with Adam Pollock)
    (that shmuck)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    Fireworks.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    What happens if the helicopter is hit by a firework?
    This facial recognition gameplay seems annoying.

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    What happens if you fuck that facial recognition up?
    And he just walks off?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    game over
    Zipline launcher.
    .......

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    I guess you can't use the other guy's circle.

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    Why couldn't our udde just go through the fir-
    dude*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    Guess he wanted to show off.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    Ya.
    QTE virus upload.
    50%
    shadow
    100%
    Shoot the Spanish.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Why doesn't KoopaTV use viruses?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    ...um

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    (Works for everyone else.)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    ........
    I'm pretty sure we don't want to give our readers viruses.
    I'm surprised he didn't make another circle.
    Just to leave.

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    vertical walking
    well
    this never happened in the last of us
    (Did it?)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    On that note, we haven't seen a woman since the time skip.
    It didn't.

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    Not that it's particularly FUN

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    I guess 10 years in the future women don't exist.

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    oh yeah
    Wasn't this game supposed to be important because it gave women roles?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    You could have a female character in multiplayer.

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    and i guess that's it

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Apparently guys picked them and gave them enlargened breasts.

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    (Women don't care about story!)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Among other things.
    (...)

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    (That's why less than 1% of women mentioned story in their Sticker Star surveys!)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    "A decade ago you left me to die"

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    (as well as less than 1% of anyone)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    (At least they're referencing their time skip.)

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    this sounds like something that happened in Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    "You're gonna die a decade ago, motherfucker!"

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    "grab onto something!"
    *keep shooting*
    AHHHHHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    our dude's mobility while sliding

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    QTE to deploy parachute
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    FEDERATION DAY

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    The Fruitport?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    "He moves every 12 hours."
    I heard Food Court.

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    XD

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    (So I guess he does his day job for 12 hours, moves, and then sleeps, wakes up, and moves again.)
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    BIRDS OF PREY
    (that was quick)

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    is this roark

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    yes
    He's made of rock

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    how appropriate

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    ya
    "I'm gonna aks you one more time"
    ...he's a white old man
    Torture scene?

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    Is this a thing for every big budget game nowadays?

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    This is a disaster waiting to happen

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    Torture scenes?
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    It's the perfect opportunity for him to get ejected
    fall a long distance
    and magically stay alive

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    (Like what happened the first time!)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    Rescue plane?
    Well
    guess the door can't close now.
    How is he
    uh
    sitting?
    Well I guess your playable character got ejected instead.
    Let's see if HE survives.
    ...uh

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    ...Guess so.
    Knocked out by debris and now you're in a jungle.
    woah
    I hear music.
    That's the first time all game, right?

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    must have landed on a soft plant

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    yeah
    and now it's gone

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    ...Oh well.
    One hour in.

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    "We're at the Reverend."
    (Sharpnard?)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    Is that smoke from the warhead cel-shaded?
    To be fair they've replaced the brown with green now.
    ...Kinda.
    Wot happened to the dog?

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    good question
    maybe it's at the vet

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    lol
    "I guess we're getting wet!"

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    this seems like a bad idea

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    "EVERYONE JUMP!"
    splash
    didn't this already happen

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    Call of Duty is gonna encourage kids to actually jump off of waterfalls.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    AHH
    THE DOG
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    THE HUNTED

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    (This time it's 25G)

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    who will then get impaled
    by all the sharp rocks
    diminishing returns?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    Stealth Rock?
    From Roark?

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    clockwork

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    is the priority.
    TIME! 22:35
    (...says the game)
    QTE to go over the log.

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    "hold your fire"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    Even though there is a jump button.

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    what if you shot anyway?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    "Let's drop 'em together"

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    whoa
    video stopped

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    ...
    uh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    where
    Mine is fine.
    Should I pause?

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    You just missed grand theft auto.
    'kay
    I'm at 1:04:27.
    Just want to note this happened with TLoU except mine stopped.

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    i'll tell you when to start again

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Ok.

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    My guy just Splash Three'd.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    ...uh

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    green and dirty
    start

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    Give me a timestamp.
    <.<

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    1:04:30

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    Okay

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    go

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    pause for a second

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    k

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    ...'kay.

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    *paused for a second*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    So there is a Powerdown timer.
    (We should be more sync'd now)
    (if you did it for a second)

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    is this like the metroid timer
    that happens at the end of metroid games

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    Well.
    30 seconds.

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    except this is in the middle

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    They're calmly walking.

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    lol
    No rush man!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    Night Vision Goggles.
    "clean house"
    Night Vision Goggles were in TLoU too.

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    I hate night vision gameplay

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    DRILL

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    useless
    Nathan's Drill will Pierce the Heavens!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    Gamepad
    right there

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    Believe in Nathan who believes in you!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    "Blow it!"
    *boom*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    ...
    poor random guy
    I like how you just stand there.

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    haha

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    As he's taking out two guys.

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    music

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    what music
    oh

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    ...for five seconds

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    it lasted for like a second

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    mehicans

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    How many times are they gonna pretend to be Spanish?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    Mexican dog?

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    I thought he was German.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    wtf dat slide
    No the Mexicans have their own dog.
    Kill estimates.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    prepare for qte

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    "Time to Exfil"

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    it's obviously coming

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    ...Exfil?

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    Is that like Exxon?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    Exploding trucks.
    by just shooting at them
    (Another TLoU mechanic.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    Random glacier.
    Music
    stopped as soon as it came
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    CLOCKWORK

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    So where was the Food Court?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    NATHAN DRAKE PASSAGE

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    Have we gotten there yet?
    HAH

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    I think that was Food Court.
    "Atlas Falls"
    (instead of Atlas Shrugs?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    i dunno if infinity ward is that cultured

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Underwater gameplay.
    Bullet cases popping out the gun.
    IN UNDERWATER

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    so
    we have space guns
    and now water guns

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    So we're in Antarctica after passing through the Nathan Drake Passage.
    I guess the dog can't handle this mission.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    flash grenade
    more shooting dudes

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Press X to use the console

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    ...
    this is, uh...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    (Console = Xbox?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    "Stay frosty"?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    yes
    Poor coughing guys
    shoot them.

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    I still don't even know what our motive is.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    Me neither.

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    To kill Roark, yeah.
    But for what?

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    What's at stake?
    (Besides us.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    I dunno.
    But I think wot we're doing now
    has nothing to do with Roark.

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    At least all the WW2 games had context.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    Ghosts just like to blow up remote HQs in fucking ANTARCTICA
    Also

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    This game is gonna make some kid want to move to antarctica

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    note the global warming.

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    thinking it's exciting

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    ATLAS FALLS
    Federation Fleet was lead away...?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    Al Gore's Call of Duty: Ghosts?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    "You're going all the way to the grave!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    (He still needs to endorse a Sunshine sequel.)
    endless ocean

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    "Bullets aren't as effective underwater."

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    oh hey
    they actually acknowledged that
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    And they got flippers.

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    did he just shoot a fish?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    PROTEUS MISSILE
    THE GAMEPAD
    IS WATERPROOF
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    DAVID & GOLIATH
    'kay let's stop the caps.

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    uh oh
    religion endorsement!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    QTE to talk?

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    (Yeah your gun won't help here)

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    should falling debris underwater really be this much of a problem

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    Sharks
    They just shot a missile at a ship

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    have you noticed how

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    but they have to stealth through sharks?

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    the word shark looks like a shark

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    ...no
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    INTO THE DEEP

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    the h is the dorsal fin
    the k is the tail

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    "I'm wondering one thing. Where's Roark?"
    ...I see.

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    "ne thing we were never supposed to see"

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    one*
    ah

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    Press to drop kill

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    because The Deleter was trying to delete it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    ya
    poor guard
    Still no women.

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    This one guy talks like Wally from KoTH
    you know

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    ....no.
    I don't.
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    that guy who drinks beer in Hank's yard in that one episode?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Apparently the Ghosts created giant crayons.

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    And becomes Bill's temporarily adopted son?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    ...can't say I remember
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    And steals Hank's sander?
    o

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    Probably haven't seen it.
    ...
    boom

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    bullet hell

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    Why don't the enemies just try to flank you?

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    END OF THE LINE

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    is that the end
    of the game

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    Federation has space-engineered a space weapon.
    ...so clearly not the end of the game.

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    colorado
    weren't we there in tlou

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    We're 3/4 through the game now.
    ...maybe
    Dog is back.

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
    I heard part of Colorado is trying to secede.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    I guess the Federation finally attacked the Ghosts.

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
    Keegan better avoid all of that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    It's hard to portray being dragged
    in first person.

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    Did we get knocked out?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    Yes.
    By Roark.

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    roark

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    Keegan DID avoid it.
    you get shot

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    auto-regen health
    quick

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    are we not gonna scream and yell about this

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    No, we're slowly regenerating health in a cutscene.

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    um yeah
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    "YOU WERE NEVER ONE OF US. YOU'RE NOT A GHOST!"
    QTE to break free?

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    wtf is happening
    They're fighting over the gun in first person perspective.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    "HE'S MY SOOON"
    "you're gonna die tonight motherfucker"

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    he looks like

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    oh hey he actually said "motherfucker"

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    joe biden

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    LOL

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    like

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    LOOOOL

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    exactly

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Gonna use Joe Biden as a screenshot.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    ja

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    like I screenshot'd the YT video

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    um
    How did we get up?
    Without Roark seeing us?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    I dunno
    Let's have TLoU-style strangling.
    "wait where's Riley"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    I dunno you didn't give a shit about your dog for the past hour.
    More gas.
    More jumping.

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    ow

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    ...Guess that didn't work out.

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    it'd be funny if we wake up tied in a chair again

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    QTE to hold your dog.
    ...uh
    this looks
    scary
    Riley's textures look like
    Fox's from Smash 4.
    (That's bad)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    SIN CITY

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    I'm watching in 144p

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    Joe Biden died.

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    so i can't see textures

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    I'm in 360p.
    22 minutes left.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    are we going to space

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    ...Maybe.
    THREE DAYS LATER
    music

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
    inception-esque BRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMS

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    The music completely out-volume'd by talking.
    At least the GamePad is doing nice work.
    This sounds like a fucking phone ringing.

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    this is pam of human resources
    how may i help you

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Did Logan just float up the ladder.
    Pretty sure in first-person we'd be able to see his arms climb up.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    I think this is stolen from that Battlefield E3 demo.
    Remember?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    ...maybe.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    This exact gameplay segment happened

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Was that the one with the water?

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    yes
    with the sinking submarine
    and all the sliding shit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    ...Are we watching Battlefield next?
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    ALL OR NOTHING

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    (I hope not!)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    (It's EA!)

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    (This has been awful!)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    (Well, except for Joe Biden and...
    ...the dog opening the garage door.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    My favourite things about this game are
    the dog and the GamePad.
    Remind me to go back and get a screenshot of the dog opening the garage door.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    Horrible sound effect

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    is this the final boss

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    Like an error message.
    ...This game has bosses?
    "PRESS A TO JUMP"
    Game ends in 16 minutes
    telling us we got a jump button.
    Bullethell again.

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    matrix
    What the hell is the explanation for that?
    It's not just for style.
    It literally alters the gameplay.
    ...a lot.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    "TIME TO IMPACT: 8:50"
    wtf Roark is still alive

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    is he in the rocket

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    .......uhhhhhh
    wot happened
    Time to Impact 1:20

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    He pronounced "turrets" like
    "tourettes"
    that's pretty funny

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    30 seconds

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    i'm on 144p

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    blow everything up

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    can't see numbers

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    10
    6
    3
    gameover

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    I just heard something that sounded like a Kricketune cry.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    ...I didn't.
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    SEVERED TIES

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    (aka the best cry of any Pokemon)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    11 minutes left.
    In space.

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    called it

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    Maybe we'll find some women.
    'cause space is the only time we found one.
    (Females are aliens?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    well
    women are from venus

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    I wouldn't consider Mars to be Earth.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    are we on the moon

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    You're gonna feel this tonight motherfucker!
    ...
    "Icarus"
    Who the fuck is Icarus?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    I dunno.

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    And is he a kid?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    But they're about to fire on a train.
    With ghosts on it.
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
    LOKI
    "Good men are defined by the choices they make."

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    is this nathan talking

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    Hell if I know.
    15 MINUTES EARLIER

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    "YOU'RE DONE ROARK!"
    *punches monitor*

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    Roark sounds like the uncle from Ben 10.
    (not to be confused with Ben Ton)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    Roark used Headbutt!

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    roark used mach punch

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    checkmate

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    Who said that?
    Roark?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    No.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    uh
    Other guy.

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    Tommy?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    The one Roark is beating up.

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    And Icarus repeated it over the radio.

 RawkHawk2010 10:47 pm
    qte to shoot
    qte to kill final boss
    uh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    And drown.
    Again.

 RawkHawk2010 10:47 pm
    didn't this happen in dragon ball z
    when piccolo special beam cannon'd raditz who was being full nelson'd by goku
    so they both died?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    We'll see if either are dead.
    QTE to drag

 RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
    this happened in tlou

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
    QTE to lift.

 RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
    cue roark emerging from the ocean when no one expects it

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
    Yeah it's Nathan Drake.
    Roark dead.
    ...Supposedly.

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    until Call of Duty Ghosts 2.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    "I'm proud of you Logan."
    so wot happened to the dog
    OH
    OH SHIT
    OH SHIT
    WE DIDN'T NEED TO WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    CALLED IT!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    ROARK USED MEGA KICK
    music
    "There ain't gonna be any ghosts tonight, motherfucker."
    *Logan slowly being dragged*
    "LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAAAAN!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
    well

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
    Credits.

 RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
    that was...
    ...unsatisfactory

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    ...Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    wtf epilogue

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    uh
    this is
    the videomaker

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    oh
    XD
    sorry infinity ward
    gave you too much credit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    lol
    Well.
    This sucked.
    And we have no idea wot happens to Riley, do we?

 RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
    speaking of which
    him opening the garage door is at 0:37:08

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    Thanks.

 RawkHawk2010 10:55 pm
    so yeah
    Now we never have to play a Call of Duty game.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    Good.

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    ...of course, I've played multiplayer before.
    And it was awful.
    When you'd rather watch a game than play it...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    (Dat testosterone fantasy)

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    ...I guess something's wrong?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    Probably.
    TLoU was trying to be a movie.
    ...wtf was this trying to be?
    A GAME?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
    ...Yeah I didn't care about the characters at any point in time and I don't think anyone else playing did, either.

 RawkHawk2010 10:58 pm
    I cared about Biden.
    (...nah no I didn't.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:58 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    Most importantly...
    ...by watching this we've watched the campaign of of pretty much every CoD.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    Since this steals all of their cutscenes.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    Especially if they're reusing cutsc--...
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    So what do we say to our dear veterans that might be reading this?
    Beyond "Don't play this game"?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    Uh...

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    "Don't tell us that we have to play the games before we bash them."
    That's what this was really all about, right?
    "Oh you don't actually know anything about the game how can you talk shit about it?"
    ...Nah, we're pretty much spot-on from the start.

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    Intution accomplishes a lot.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    *Intuition

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    That's how I knew Roark was gonna come back from the brink of death.
    And that he was gonna be The Deleter.
    And that that black kid from TLoU was gonna be a zombie.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    And that both TLoU and Ghosts were gonna be bad games.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    Okay so
    Metroid Other M > TLoU > Ghosts
    Agreed?

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    Well

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    I watched the Retsupurae of Other M.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    ...Actually I'm not sure about TLoU and Other M.

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    That clearly enhanced my enjoyment.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    I watched the actual movie of Other M.
    Without commentary.

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    TLoU is better.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    Really?

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    Yeah.
    In Other M Samus's personality was RUINED.
    Samus is supposed to be a badass!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    I guess it's to make her the anti-Drake.

 RawkHawk2010 11:06 pm
    "Try me!"
    - Brawl Samus
    We want more Brawl Samus.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    ...Well.
    They both did get smashed against a wall
    by Ridley
    and both needed assistance against Ridley.
    (Pikachu/Anthony Higgs)

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/Zg3hPiR.png

 Nintendork 13 13 11:10 pm
    I got my own screenie too.

 RawkHawk2010 11:13 pm
    ^ Ladies and gentleman, the best thing to ever come out of Call of Duty
    *end log*


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