By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - The Opening Ceremony SUCKED, but we have trouble deciding when to stop.Well, this is the first live reaction log we've had where every KoopaTV staff member makes an appearance.
We're all free to watch the Rio 2016 Olympic Games because we are not participating in them. I'm Nintendork 13 13. Vortexica is breezinabout. Rawk is Rawk, Kamek is Ultralink1, and Wendy is toadpwns. This log is twice as long as The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's E3 2016 log, which was our previously longest reaction log. Just a warning.
The first part of it is complaining about how terrible the American NBC is, while the British BBC is substantially better for Olympics coverage.
ALL IMAGES (22) ARE IN HERE. This is now complete.
To understand the reasons why a videogame site is covering the Rio 2016 Olympics, and this site in particular, look here and click and read all of the links.
Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
yo
Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
Olympics soon.
Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
(An hour)
But if you’re hoping to watch live on television, you’re in for a disappointment — NBC isn’t airing the ceremony in real time.
wtf
The delays are staggered. If you’re in the Central and Mountain time zones, tune in for the beginning of the ceremonies at 7 pm. For the Pacific time zone, at 8 pm.
the fuck
http://www.vox.com/2016/8/5/12378834/opening-ceremony-time-rio-olympics-watch-online-time-live-stream
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
I think Canada would have something different.
RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
brb
Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
hi
breezinabout@msn.com 6:36 pm
Yo.
Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
yo
Vortex
There's a problem.
In real-life, the Olympics is happening 7 PM Eastern.
But NBC, who streams the event exclusively in America
will be delaying it on TV until 8 PM.
As well as steams.
*streams
Wot is it like in the UK? <_<
breezinabout@msn.com 6:37 pm
...That's pretty dumb.
I can watch it live on the BBC's stream.
toadpwns 6:38 pm
That is dumb
Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
http://iamnotaprogrammer.com/Watch-olympics-streaming-free.html
let's see
But what if I wasn't an American? Could I stream the Olympics?Sure! In fact, if you're in the UK, you can legally stream every event of the Olympics live, and commercial free.
fuck NBC
Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
This says we should use a VPN
to pretend to be from London.
This was written 4 years ago.
...so it looks like nothing has changed.
http://patch.com/us/across-america/how-watch-olympics-live-stream-tv
If you watch the opening ceremony on TV, chances are you'll be watching from behind. NBC has decided to air the ceremony, which begins at 7 p.m. Eastern time, on an hour delay for most viewers and a four-hour delay for the West Coast. NBC said it will allow the network to put the ceremony in context for viewers.
what the fuck
Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
I'm going to blacklist NBC on our site.
Any objections?
oh
wait
THEY'RE ALREADY BLACKLISTED
NEVERMIND
http://www.koopatv.org/2014/09/affiliates-and-recommended-sites.html#Bad
I forgot
breezinabout@msn.com 6:43 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
So wot do we do?
You'll get to watch it before we do by an hour.
That kind of kills the live reacting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_2016_Summer_Olympics_broadcasters
Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
Canada has 4 different names on there!
breezinabout@msn.com 6:46 pm
Unless you want to use a proxy or something, I can go back to bed for an hour and we pick it up then.
Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
http://uk.ufreevpn.com/
is this reputable
breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
Erm...
breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
>>
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
https://www.expressvpn.com/stream-sports/2016-summer-olympics/
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
For the best all-around coverage this year, NBC Sports has to be our top pick. In the past, NBC’s delayed streams meant online viewers had to wait hours—sometimes days—before they were able to view a particular event online.
But not this year! For the first time in Olympic history, NBC is giving viewers the opportunity to live stream the Games on their TV and online at nbcolmypics.com. With more than 4,500 hours of live streaming coverage, this year’s games mark the first time in Olympic history where viewers can watch simultaneously on TV and online.
liars
RawkHawk2010 6:49 pm
nack
where's the stream
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
The opening ceremony starts at 7PM EST, but NBC will be airing it a few hours later. Stay up to date on all the games with NBC’s 2016 Olympics streaming schedule.
Rawk
read wot you miss please >_>
breezinabout@msn.com 6:50 pm
This is so sad it's laughable really.
RawkHawk2010 6:51 pm
uh
we can find a way to watch it. >.>
Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
well
find it already
Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
The only way I can think of
is Vortex streams it
and he does a share screen
RawkHawk2010 6:52 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ormb7lWwyM
Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
You think that'll work?
RawkHawk2010 6:53 pm
alternatively
Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
I wonder if NBC's lawyers will be trying to shut things down.
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
we wait until 8 and then BBC watches it with us then.
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
...
uh
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
Vortex*
lol I called him BBC
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
Yes, you did. <_<
breezinabout@msn.com 6:54 pm
Yeah, thanks.
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
Is that racism?
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
(My mom says to try going to rutube)
(Russian YouTube)
RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
lol
Yeah, I bet they EVEEEERYTHING.
have
Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
Yeah.
Does niconico have live streams?
breezinabout@msn.com 6:56 pm
If worse comes to worse, I don't mind delaying my viewing.
"KoopaTV's not-so-live reactions"
RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
going to niconcio
Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
Wait, Russia is banned from the Olympics this year.
So they might not have it. <_<
RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
lol
YEAH
Also a Russian Official killed someone there yesterday
Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
wtf
RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
In self-defense
Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
Russian Zimmerman?
RawkHawk2010 6:58 pm
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/05/rio-2016-russian-diplomat-shoots-dead-robber-who-tried-to-mug-him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ormb7lWwyM
RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
well
it's a thing
I think?
....actually I have no idea
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on spam, deceptive practices, and scams.
RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
rofl
DUde
The transmission literally just disappeared
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
Well I still have the first stream you have.
"This live event is no longer available"
AH
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
I linked a first stream?
Yeah
So yeah
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
oh shit it's the same one
>_<
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
let's just wait
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
LOOK AT NICONICO
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
I did
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
and?
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
can't find anything
And you have to be a user to watch streams
breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
So we're delaying an hour?
Nintendork 13 13 7:01 pm
wot's Olympics in Japanese
breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
People running into the ocean.
Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv271473333
"community members only"
Well I joined
RawkHawk2010 7:02 pm
I'm logged in
breezinabout@msn.com 7:02 pm
And a bunch of other overhead views of people playing sports.
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
And can't see anything watchable.
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
I see a black screen
Opens on Aug/05/2016 (FRI), 17:57. Broadcast begins at 18:00
Wot time is that?
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
not now
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
shit
breezinabout@msn.com 7:03 pm
Yo.
What is ISIS attack the opening ceremony?
Think they'll stream it live then?
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
That's why I want to watch it live
RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
That's probably why they're delaying it.
To censor all this disastrous stuff that happens
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv271838933
There's this
but this isn't the Olympics
RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
Donald Trump: Republican Presidential Nominee to Endorse House Speaker Paul Ryan, Reports Say
Trump is expected to endorse Ryan during a campaign rally in Green Bay, Wis., on Friday, news outlets reported. Trump earlier told The Washington Post he was "not quite there yet" on supporting Ryan.
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
But I put in the Japanese word for Olympics. :-(
breezinabout@msn.com 7:05 pm
...Guess we're waiting then.
*Pause*
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
He's just repeating the same thing over and over.
*closes that*
breezinabout@msn.com 7:06 pm
At least you're not on the West Coast. Those guys are getting shafted.
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
Yeah.
RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
NBC is doing "pre-olympics" coverage now.
RawkHawk2010 7:32 pm
what number
Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
or wotever channel NBC is on at your TV
(you need cable log-in for that)
RawkHawk2010 7:33 pm
"the next song"
"the enxt beat"
Is this right?
Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
I dunno
RawkHawk2010 7:33 pm
Can't tell if this is coverage or an ad
I saw Jesus on a hill
Nintendork 13 13 7:35 pm
the sign-in to my cable provider isn't working on Firefox
(It worked when I tested it on Fox News!)
(But NBC is evil or something)
Works on Chrome.
RawkHawk2010 7:36 pm
did a dude just punch the water
on your end
i'm trying to figure out if we're synced
Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
"here at this arresting exhilerating edge of the planet"
people raising their arms
logo
Chicago
RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
okay
Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
moves to Thursdays
RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
the stream is behind TV
Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
well yeah
RawkHawk2010 7:38 pm
So we're watching ths stream right?
Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
Yeah.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:38 pm
Speaking of being synched, once this properly starts, let me know the moment you guys see people holding up silver triangular sheets.
Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
I dunno how Vortex is going to watch something that's an hour after.
Uh...
Could you be more descriptive?
<_<
The NBC logo is being annoying.
And making noises.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:39 pm
There are people in the arena, right after the overhead shots of people playing sports, and they're holding up silver sheets. <_<
Also, I have the BBC's stream paused.
RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
I assume it's easier for him to watch something broadcasted an hour after than us to watch something that canonically isn't even happening in America yet
Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
...yeah.
oh coverage resumed
looking down at something special
RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
Fuck Matt.
Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
"the temple of football"
Pele
That guy from E3 2015?
"Hoda Copy"?
Are these NBC dudes live?
RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxyAUjIWZ50
Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
Kariokas
RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
^ Pele
Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
"Feel the culture of Brazil"
"Modern Brazil. HIP-HOP AND RAP"
Ew.
Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
No wonder Brazil is a disaster.
RawkHawk2010 7:42 pm
who is this woman on the left
She's not aged well.
RawkHawk2010 7:44 pm
I thought Phelps was banned.
He's not gonna be doing the Running of the Bulb is he?
Nintendork 13 13 7:44 pm
The bulb?
RawkHawk2010 7:45 pm
http://www.mariowiki.com/Running_of_the_Bulb
I don't trust Rio with a torch.
Nintendork 13 13 7:45 pm
The whole city?
Nintendork 13 13 7:46 pm
Why are they all wearing the same thing?
Team USA is annoying.
RawkHawk2010 7:47 pm
Is this girl an allegory to that one woman who was born with polio and then became the fastest woman in the world?
Nintendork 13 13 7:48 pm
Blinds to Go double commercial.
RawkHawk2010 7:48 pm
I can't see commercials
Just "Coverage Will Resume Shortly"
RawkHawk2010 7:52 pm
whoa
It's Feherty.
Of The Golf Channel.
Nintendork 13 13 7:53 pm
Is he a Peachtree legend?
RawkHawk2010 7:53 pm
Where they play the same episodes of his Golf talk show over and over and over because they have nothing else to air.
lol
Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
ugh
RawkHawk2010 7:57 pm
The first olympic golf event in over a century?
Damn.
Nintendork 13 13 7:57 pm
I have no hype.
Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
Cover Girl commercial.
Not quite three sheets.
RawkHawk2010 7:59 pm
YOU'RE MY COVER GIRL
Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
Pantene
"When Kansas City Kansas was losing population..."
RawkHawk2010 7:59 pm
Kamek still has to sing Rescue Girl in French.
Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
Back to coverage.
opening video
ABANDON
YOUR EXPECTATIONS
face paint
OPEN YOUR SENSES
lemur
EMBRACE a new adventure
RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm
Oh yeah
Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
MARY CARILLO
That's a girl?
RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm
This is where lemurs are.
Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
I thought it was an effeminate man
like that guy right after.
RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
sloth
Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
I'm waiting for sheets
but I dunno if they're supposed to come up.
ultralink1 8:01 pm
Ugh
Hold on
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
Oh hey.
We have full staff here.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:02 pm
As soon as you see them, I'm unpausing.
ultralink1 8:02 pm
I'm waiting for my app to load
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
For the first time in over a year.
READY SET RIO
ultralink1 8:02 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
"yahoo"
"The games for the 31st Olympiad ... brought to you by Coca-Cola"
ultralink1 8:02 pm
Not surprised
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
"By GE. The digital company, that's also an industrial company."
Ad playing from Coke.
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Already
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
What if the stream advertisements interrupt the sheets appearing?
RawkHawk2010 8:03 pm
ACK
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Sheets?
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
Tom Shields.
ultralink1 8:03 pm
What sheets?
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
That's Vortex's cue to unpause.
Since BBC starterd an hour ago.
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Wait
breezinabout@msn.com 8:03 pm
Silver sheets that look like waves.
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
(When it actually started.)
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Where are we watching
RawkHawk2010 8:03 pm
my stream died
ultralink1 8:04 pm
TV?
Or stream
Nvm
Nintendork 13 13 8:04 pm
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
If you have cable log-in
stream
If you can do TV do TV
just note TV is ahead of stream.
But Britain is ahead of everyone else.
...or tied with everyone else besides America.
Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
Are these commercials a form of censorship?
ultralink1 8:05 pm
Censor what?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:05 pm
You're STILL watching ads?
Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
Whatever is happening at Rio.
Yeah.
"Welcome back."
breezinabout@msn.com 8:05 pm
That... doesn't bode well. >_>
Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
"Matt Lauer here"
It's starting
water
wave
ultralink1 8:05 pm
I haven't even seen anything yet! Stupid tablet
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
Someone called Copacabana "Koopacabana"
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
but it's made of water and not sheets
dudes going into water
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
I see dudes.
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
With weird music.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
I know where you are.
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
Soccer overhead
and on a building
Tony Hawk impersonator
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
Skateboarding.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
The sheets should appear right after this video.
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
Skateboarding is an olympic sport?
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
Golf
Riding in the city
Dude about to die
Platforming
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
parkour
breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
I heard they were considering skateboarding for 2020.
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
More soccer.
Soccer is obviously the main sport for them.
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
this looks like an isometric indie game
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
Since it keeps appearing the most.
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
Like GTA Chinatown Wars
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
Are those sheets
Triangles
ultralink1 8:08 pm
Isometric?
Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
anmd rectangles
breezinabout@msn.com 8:08 pm
*Unpause*
ultralink1 8:08 pm
What are sheets?!
Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
they closed the sheets
now reopening
Are they wearing a knight's armour?
Or tinfoil?
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
So they're doing laundry?
RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
i feel like this music is from Sticker Star.
Well
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
Is this Brazilian culture?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
"A recurring theme will be making something worthwhile out of something little".
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
Superimposed countdown.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
Considering the opening ceremony cost 12 times less than London's and 20 times less than Beijing's, I'd say that's a necessity.
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
"Tres!"
RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
"Dos!"
"Uno!"
ISIS!
...nope
RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
With this atmosphere, it looks like ISIS could strike at any moment.
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
The sheets turned into pillows.
Or something.
Some are retreating off the stage.
Fireworks!
Matt Laeur?
GO AWAY
Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
Ad Playing
wtf
RawkHawk2010 8:11 pm
Was that it?
Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
Coke commercial.
You know what I don't like?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:12 pm
Introducing IOC officials.
Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
The brand is called Coca-Cola.
But the abbreviation is Coke.
The letter changes have always bothered me.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:12 pm
National anthem of Brazil.
Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
We get a commercial of a dude taking a shower.
RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
When I was in France, they pronounced it "Co-caaaaaaaaa Co-laaaaaaaaaaaa
"
Nintendork 13 13 8:13 pm
Now a dude is sniffing a scarf.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:13 pm
Some emaciated dude in a blue suit singing.
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
"Back here in Rio"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
Brazilian youth wrapped in flags.
RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
Umm, I got a blue suit too?
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
"Some of the dignitaries about to be announced"
RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
At least I'm not as silly as you.
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
I think the ads are making us desynced.
9th elected president of IOC.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
<_<
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
"Ladies in gentleman please stand for the national anthem of Brazil"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
*pause*
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
This is awful.
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
Uh
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
Dude on guitar.
Paulinho de Voila
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
This looks like Judge Neopolitano or whoever.
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
lol
breezinabout@msn.com 8:15 pm
...You're gonna have to clue me in whenever the ad breaks start and end.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:15 pm
Annoyingly.
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
Trump hat
ultralink1 8:15 pm
>>
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
rofl I thought that too.
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
Dudes running around with a Brazil flag.
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
Yo.
This music is actually good.
So far.
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Better than the Star-Spangled Banner.
RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
Whoa
This is their ANTHEM?
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Yes.
RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
Fuck ours.
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Yo, the SHELL-Spangled Banner is decent.
RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
We literally have the worst anthem on the planet aside from Hungary.
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Raised the Brazil flag.
"Still to come..."
Are we cutting to an ad?
yup
ad playing
Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
USA has the worst anthem.
ultralink1 8:17 pm
Where's Wendy?
Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
And the worst Olympics broadcaster.
Either on a plane or a car.
It was... unclear.
(Am I my sister's keeper?!)
These commercials are the same ones too.
In the same order.
Are we back?
"Creation of the world"
RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
Thunder
RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
is god gonna speak
in spanish
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
Or the Pope?
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
Portuguese.
Just FYI.
RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
What is that a Star Wars drone?
RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
.........
This is the creation of the world?!
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
Grasshopper?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:20 pm
MICRO-ORGANISMS
RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
lol
Yo, give Matt Lauer props.
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
Why him?
RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
For not talking over everything like an imbecile.
Like he's done at every other ceremony.
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
Green gas.
Is this the air quality?
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
Or a biochemical attack from ISIS?
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
Matt Lauer talking
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
FUCK MATT
>.>
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
telling us the Amazon rainforest would be its own country.
And be the 9th largest country on the planet.
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
I guess the Amazon Rain Forest is the Garden of Eden?
uhhh
RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
Hawlucha
Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
"Right now we are actually starting to see the habitation of the rain forest."
"The performers are actual descendants of indigeneous people."
Reminds me of Sony's 2006 E3.
"battles that actually took place in Ancient Japan"
RawkHawk2010 8:23 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:23 pm
....
How on earth do you make that association
Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
The loose use of the word "actual". >_>
In relation to a historical place.
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
Within a presentation context. =-O
ultralink1 8:24 pm
My messages are being late
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
So is this demeaning to aborginials?
*aboriginals
RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
probably
since they're not actually...doing anything
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
By reducing them to...props like this?
RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
but running back and forth
and howling
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
Is scarce clothing.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:25 pm
Just wait till the European settlers arrive.
Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
*IN
Ad break
over the European settlers
AD PLAYING
RawkHawk2010 8:25 pm
"Just wait till the European settlers arrive."
lololololololol
Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
I gotta say, Europe made the world much more useful.
'cause these dudes sure won't going to accomplish anything.
RawkHawk2010 8:26 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
Europe made everything better.
RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
Are you seeing this movie trailer?
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
North America, South America, Japan, Africa.
I see a TIDE commercial.
Australia.
RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
Bridget Jones' Baby?
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
FIAT 124 Spider.
WE'RE BACK
RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
It looked like a way worse version of that Sweet Home Alabama movie.
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
THERE'S A DRAGON
oh
AHH
EUROPEAN SETTLERS
From Portugal in 1500
"Immigration has begun."
I thought Vortex was joking. <_<
breezinabout@msn.com 8:28 pm
lol, nope.
Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
The Portugal dudes are doing flips.
Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
Useless aboriginals still howling.
RawkHawk2010 8:28 pm
hey guys
is this sea of thieves
Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
nope
this is FORZA 4
Aboriginal sizing up sailor.
wtf
RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
It looks like they didn't finish building the boats.
Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
A giant hamster wheel?
The rainforest is falling down.
RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
The boats were just wireframes.
Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
I think the aboriginals are turned into slaves.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:30 pm
African slaves.
Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
Matt Lauer is explaining.
"Leading destination for African slaves."
RawkHawk2010 8:30 pm
rofl
Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
"Impact of the African culture is still very strong. Music and dance"
RawkHawk2010 8:30 pm
Did they ever do anything like this for the last U.S. Olympics?
Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
Is this why they started by saying this'd cover modern Brazil rap culture?
Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
Did the aboriginals die?
RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
btw
Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
Also, why is the black guy controlling the other black guy?
The slaves enslaved themselves?
There's no European in sight.
RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
I don't think South American slavery involved giant hamster wheels.
But it's good historical revisionism, I think.
Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
Kids would wanna study this.
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
Who are these guys?
Free Masons?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:32 pm
Middle Eastern immigrants now.
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
They're Asians and from Middle East.
RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
"GET EM OUT!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
ISIS incoming?
RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
"OUT OUT OUT!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:33 pm
So is this supposed to teach us that multiculturalism is bad?
Because the African slaves are still there.
"The story of Brazil continues to unfold from Rio."
RawkHawk2010 8:33 pm
Does this even have a message?
Nintendork 13 13 8:33 pm
AD PLAYING
RawkHawk2010 8:34 pm
I don't think they know whether it's supposed to be good or bad.
ultralink1 8:34 pm
Need link again
Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
breezinabout@msn.com 8:34 pm
I'm starting to think the reason they delayed this an hour was simply to have time to identify the best places to insert all these commercial breaks...
Nintendork 13 13 8:35 pm
I don't think they did a particularly good job picking those out. <_<
Nintendork 13 13 8:35 pm
Are the companies in these ads gonna get backfired?
And people will avoid them?
WE'RE BACK
There's no one on the stage.
Did ISIS kill them?
RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
urbanization
Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
Matt Lauer explaining Brazil spent their budget on a projection system.
RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
This reminds me of Mirror's Edge.
Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
This is a videogame.
ultralink1 8:36 pm
all of their budget?
Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
Well, they didn't hire all of the security guards they were supposed to.
RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
This is actually pretty complex.
Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
Random black girl almost fell off.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:37 pm
Yeah, this looks cool.
ultralink1 8:37 pm
finally
Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
It gets even more urbanised.
ultralink1 8:37 pm
I get to watch
Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
They're climbing up buildings like it's Assassins Creed.
This is Sao Paulo.
ultralink1 8:37 pm
think twice about what?
RawkHawk2010 8:38 pm
ISIS
Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
"If you're living in the United States, as all of you are right now, we'll have a story coming up that miiight make you think twice."
Scary music.
This sounds like an ISIS leitmotif.
ultralink1 8:38 pm
needs spiderman
seriously expecting spiderman
Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
...
ultralink1 8:39 pm
how avant garde
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
Sugar cubes?
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
Is this the spice trade anachronized?
ultralink1 8:39 pm
i'm sure this is deep somehow
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
WALL
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
I don't think so.
WALL
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
THEY'RE BUILDING A WALL
THE WALL
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
THEY'RE BUILDING A WALL
ultralink1 8:39 pm
they look like poorly made lamp shades
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
So Brazil will pay for it?
ultralink1 8:40 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
wtf THE WALL
NOOO
oh crap
ultralink1 8:40 pm
someone messed up
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
THEY ACTUALLY ARE LAMP SHADES
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
wtf
This is all building up to a conspiracy theory?
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
The dude in that plane looks like Blackadder.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:40 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
That Brazil invented the airplane?
ultralink1 8:40 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
And the Wright Bros. were a fraud?
ultralink1 8:40 pm
he just freaking left
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
wait
that was a real plane?
And it's flying around outside/
?
ultralink1 8:41 pm
i think it's a green screen effect rawk
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
I... I hope this is a projection.
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
lolololol
ultralink1 8:41 pm
definitely a green screen effect
breezinabout@msn.com 8:41 pm
I hope he crashes.
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
"Still to come from Rio... Michael Phelps"
ad playing
ultralink1 8:41 pm
michael phelps
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
So we don't get to know if he crashes.
ultralink1 8:41 pm
COVERAGE WILL RESUME SHORTLY
ultralink1 8:42 pm
....
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
...
ultralink1 8:42 pm
what are we waiting for
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
We're waiting for NBC to be satisfied with their profit.
ultralink1 8:42 pm
>>
ugh
Can we see a commercial at least
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
I see them.
Have ad-block off.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
oops
let me fix it
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
They're the same ads every ad break in the same order.
Oh wait this is new.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
there I turned my ad block off
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
Jason Bourne.
THIS JULY
...IT'S AUGUST.
YOU IDIOTS.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
i got a coke commercial
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
Yeah that's one of them.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
GOLD IS A FEELING
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
Jason Bourne
ultralink1 8:44 pm
now coverage will resume shortly again
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Wait my coverage isn't resuming shortly I'm at Ram 1800
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
okay I'm at resuming
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
What do we think about randomly naming new installments after the franchise with no differentiation?
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Where's the plane?
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
Like Sonic the Hedgehog?
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Very bad.
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
Yeah
ultralink1 8:44 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Punch-Out!! Wii technically did that too.
ultralink1 8:44 pm
this is very sonic '06
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Since it was called "Punch-Out!!"
what the hell
ultralink1 8:44 pm
*doesn't recognize song
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
"The Girl from Ippinima"
ultralink1 8:45 pm
who dat
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
Oh
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
Melania Trump
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
That's the girl.
ultralink1 8:45 pm
*doesn't recognize her
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
I thought they were talking about the singer.
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
"Supermodel Gizelle Punching"
ultralink1 8:45 pm
she is seriously popping her hips
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
Punch-u Me.
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
With projected smoke effects.
ultralink1 8:45 pm
that's gotta hurt
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
Punch-u MEEEEEEE!
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
NBC talking heads talking.
ultralink1 8:46 pm
who's the dude
on the building
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
She has a long way to go.
I dunno.
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
So did this turn into Miss Brazil?
ultralink1 8:46 pm
vortex
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
Music change
ultralink1 8:46 pm
are you keeping up?
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
Black dude on building
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
um
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
And woman.
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
what the fuck kind of segue was that
breezinabout@msn.com 8:46 pm
Yeah, I'm still with it.
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
Many black people on buildings.
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
I feel like
ultralink1 8:46 pm
the color palette choices are interesting
breezinabout@msn.com 8:47 pm
is this q-bert
RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
Rio used all the Olympic grant money to fund 100 unrelated projects at once.
ultralink1 8:47 pm
She looks familiar
RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
And ignored making preparations for the actual sports.
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
(Like cleaning the water.)
ultralink1 8:47 pm
i'm not impressed
dude
afros
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
Women with afros
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
The Tina Turner of Brazil
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
"That woman sitting in that chair is known as the Tina Turner of Brazil."
breezinabout@msn.com 8:48 pm
What the heck
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
Yo
I liked the aboriginees better.
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
I wouldn't mind another commercial break over this.
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
Maybe Europe DID fuck up.
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
NBC talking heads declaring they're going to dance.
ultralink1 8:48 pm
NBC commentors
I'd rather watch them dance
RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
I just saw twerking.
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
WHAT
RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
Did aboriginees twerk?
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
FIRST PERSON VIEW
ultralink1 8:49 pm
I know rawk
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
"Take the music from all over the world and make it their own. Distinctly Brazilian."
ultralink1 8:49 pm
man the technical director is awesome
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Well whatever Brazilian is, it SUCKS.
ultralink1 8:49 pm
switching from all these camera angles
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Tech director is great.
ultralink1 8:49 pm
every ten seconds
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Creative director sucks.
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
These two dudes remind me of the Super Mario Super Show singers.
For some reason.
ultralink1 8:50 pm
Captain Lou Albano?
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
Yeah
breezinabout@msn.com 8:50 pm
DO THE MARIO
ultralink1 8:50 pm
Dude
I'm expecting it
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
DO THE maRIO
breezinabout@msn.com 8:51 pm
Do-hohohoh.
ultralink1 8:51 pm
Makes as much sense as anything else right now
RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
Did anything like this happen in Mario & Sonic?
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
I'm still expecting ISIS.
no
RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
Did the game have an Opening Ceremony?
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
Who are these things?
It had an opening, uh, cutscene.
12 year old rapper.
ultralink1 8:51 pm
I'm expecting ISIS to be like bane
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
"With her lyrics challenges racism and sexism."
ultralink1 8:51 pm
just blow up the whole floor
RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
This just turned into the Democratic National Convention.
ultralink1 8:51 pm
after commenting on such a lovely voice
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
looooooooooool
ultralink1 8:52 pm
Is that concrete he's dancing on?
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
Fire
ultralink1 8:52 pm
because I feel like tht would hurt
Okay
ultralink1 8:52 pm
Fire is cool
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
I like fire.
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
Was that a projected render of Street Figher's Ryu spinning on the ground?
During the dancing?
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
Green fist
ultralink1 8:52 pm
We all agree that fire is the best part?
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
in background.
"Tension and even conflict, which is also a part of Brazilian culture."
- Matt Lauer
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:53 pm
Army?
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
Well, we can all see that.
ultralink1 8:53 pm
dude
those outfits are so weird
it's boggling my mind
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
Looks like the KKK.
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
They're acknowledging DIVISION
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
The silver ones anyway.
ultralink1 8:53 pm
DIVISION acknowledged!
Whoa
RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
rave party
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:54 pm
now would be the time for ISIS bombing
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
They even have a glowing target
in the centre of the stage.
RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
"PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY"
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
Literally.
ultralink1 8:54 pm
It's not that fun >>
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
NBC talking head: "why am I up here and not down there?"
ultralink1 8:54 pm
I would however like my own afro
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
"Regina Case" talking on stage.
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
Regina is a sad Case
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
In Portuguese.
To applause.
AHH
ultralink1 8:55 pm
I hope someone translated
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
ENGLISH
ultralink1 8:55 pm
oh
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
Let's Dance.
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
"Here is tonight Horsea! Let's dance!"
How about Just Dance 2017?
Will this beat Ubisoft's Orlando tribute?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:55 pm
AHH
The green fist is moving.
ultralink1 8:55 pm
This is all an elaborate ruse to advertise just dance 2017
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:56 pm
obnoxious phones are obnoxious
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
Just Dance 2017 probably has a bigger budget than the Rio Olympics.
ultralink1 8:56 pm
omg
white guy dancing
ultralink1 8:56 pm
do we have numbers on the rio budget right now?
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
ahhh
no
ultralink1 8:56 pm
DUDE!
Pikmin
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
This music would be 10x better without the vocals.
ultralink1 8:57 pm
That's the vibe i'm getting
breezinabout@msn.com 8:57 pm
Yeah.
ultralink1 8:57 pm
old bald guy
would hang out with him
.........................
was that chicken always there
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
I screenshotted him.
ultralink1 8:57 pm
?
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
...no.
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
That's what I was wondering.
I was like,
"...that...just appeared."
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
Green fist was there.
Chicken? No.
The lyrics on screen are "MEME"
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
Maybe ISIS dropped it.
ultralink1 8:58 pm
Someone push the C-Stick
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
While doing reconnaissance.
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
Fireworks.
ultralink1 8:58 pm
Dude
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
We can appreciate those.
ultralink1 8:58 pm
I want that job
Helicopter camera man
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
ISIS recon?
oh
ultralink1 8:58 pm
for olympics
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
"THAT WAS AWESO-..." AD PLAYING
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
LOL
ultralink1 8:58 pm
Oooo
local commercil
commercial
s
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
Did y'all watch the Sochi opening ceremony?
ultralink1 8:59 pm
nope
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
Nope.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:59 pm
Nah.
ultralink1 8:59 pm
I wanna watch that one instead
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
I don't even know where Sochi is.
ultralink1 8:59 pm
the japanese at least have an excuse
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
Compared to Sochi's, this ceremony is...
...well, horrible.
Sochi's was actually very good.
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
I wouldn't know Sochi existed without the Mari0 & Sonic series.
ultralink1 8:59 pm
the japanese know how to put on a show
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
Japanese is in 4 years.
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
I watched almost all of the Sochi olympics.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
(Sochi in Russia)
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
Including the curling.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
Was this while you were depressed?
ultralink1 9:00 pm
poop
ultralink1 9:00 pm
oh well
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
why poop
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
COVERAGE
WE'RE BACK
"We are now moving onto another PHASE."
ultralink1 9:01 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
You can't watch curling while not depressed.
lol
ultralink1 9:01 pm
that sound effect sounds familiar
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
"One that the creative team feels carries the essential theme of the entire evening"
ultralink1 9:01 pm
DUUUUDE
blame this guy
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
"This is the core of our ceremony"
ultralink1 9:01 pm
....
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
Climate Change?!
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
"We're going to show how CLIMATE CHANGE is affecting all of us"
waaaaaaaaaaaaat
ultralink1 9:01 pm
did you guys get a climate change vibe?
It was the twerking
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
XD
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
I didn't see climate change at all.
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
Guess that's coming up?
CO2 EMISSIONS
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
CO2 Emissions
ultralink1 9:02 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Projector
ultralink1 9:02 pm
they're doing it now
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
fucking up the map
ultralink1 9:02 pm
pretty sure that's not how global warming affects the map
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Okay, this explains why this ceremony sucks.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
It's centred around this. <_<
"LOOK at Greenland in the last decade"
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
I'm laughing out loud.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
It was growing
ultralink1 9:03 pm
aaaaaaaaaand now no one cares
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
as they were saying that.
Amsterdam flooding.
(RIP Vortex)
ultralink1 9:03 pm
ooooo the dubai islands
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
Florida with a random accent mark
ultralink1 9:03 pm
awwwwww poor florida
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
This is not ceremonious.
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
"Shangai"
"Rio de Janeiro"
Rio is barely flooding.
ultralink1 9:03 pm
*gasps
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
The message of Rio's opening ceremony is
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
ultralink1 9:03 pm
oh is that the water
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Is this kid walking on water?
ultralink1 9:04 pm
I do like the single kid
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Audience is cheering.
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
climate change about to get that nigga
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Single kid with single sapling.
ultralink1 9:04 pm
good symbolism
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
RUN!
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
"A flower has sprouted in the street"
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
English narration has very thick accent.
"English: Judi Dench"
They're planting tentacles.
ultralink1 9:05 pm
#japan
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
"Let's have complete silence and halt all business! The flower is being born!"
Terrible message.
ultralink1 9:05 pm
did she just call the flower ugly
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
This reminds me of Viva Pinata.
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
This is what they want.
To return us to the Stone Age.
"It's ugly, but it's a flower."
breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
This whole thing really went downhill.
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
"Tedium, disgust, and hatred."
ultralink1 9:06 pm
I mean
I get the message
but
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
That's what happens when liberals run things. <.<
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
Now I want a cynical Viva Pinata done in this style.
ultralink1 9:06 pm
judy dench is awesome but not in this narrative
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
They beat you over the head with their agenda.
ultralink1 9:06 pm
need that one lady
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
And lose all artistry.
ultralink1 9:06 pm
from God of War
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Apparently each athlete at the Olympics has to plant seeds.
(Watered by the local feces-infested river?)
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:07 pm
Sigh >>
and the millions of other things wrong in rio?
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
"More from Rio including the parade of nations right after this"
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
the parade of nations
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Ad Playing
ultralink1 9:08 pm
GOLD IS A FEELING
ANYONE CAN BE GOLD
Lol sup Tom Shields
breezinabout@msn.com 9:08 pm
Parade of Nations is my favourite part.
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Yeah, Rawk you're right.
ultralink1 9:08 pm
@vortex
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
This basically is the DNC Part 2.
ultralink1 9:08 pm
why?
RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
yeah lol
Maybe KHAAAAAN and his mute wife will be here.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:09 pm
I don't know, lol.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
The DNC also had substantial non-English portions!
ultralink1 9:09 pm
that's a $780 phone
why is he walking
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
(That always got cheers just for being non-English.)
toadpwns 9:09 pm
Ok
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Hey Wendy.
ultralink1 9:09 pm
he's gonna get jumped
o3o
toadpwns 9:09 pm
Hurr
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
You watching?
ultralink1 9:09 pm
hello wendy
Just asking
toadpwns 9:10 pm
No no tv yet
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
If you only start watching this
ultralink1 9:10 pm
For personal reasons
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
it'll be totally out-of-sync.
toadpwns 9:10 pm
O/
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
(With all of us)
ultralink1 9:10 pm
Has anyone actually seen the first Pete's Dragon?
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
You're not missing a whole lot.
ultralink1 9:10 pm
besides me?
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
We're back
toadpwns 9:10 pm
I'm already out if sync
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
They're advertising Virtual Reality.
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
What even IS Pete's Dragon?
ultralink1 9:10 pm
oh poop
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
Parade of Nations up next.
ultralink1 9:10 pm
If I had my Note 5 I could watch in VR
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
flashback
ultralink1 9:11 pm
Pete's dragon is a reaaaaaaally old
disney movie
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
You'll get a headache not only from the content but the presentation.
ultralink1 9:11 pm
her eyes are huge
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
Dem Fierce Five. <_<
ultralink1 9:11 pm
jeez
they've got muscles for days
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
Why are they here?
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
The Untouchables
Obama probably requested it.
ultralink1 9:12 pm
crap
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
They're Obama fangirls.
ultralink1 9:12 pm
I was going to google something
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
Or at least one of them is.
ultralink1 9:12 pm
Oooo
boxing
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
wait is this another ad break
breezinabout@msn.com 9:13 pm
What are you seeing?
ultralink1 9:13 pm
Galaxy note 7
RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files/ec/ecf3e455-79ff-410a-8ccb-85023c0e9895.jpg
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
A United Airlines sponsorship
Now Diet Coke.
ultralink1 9:13 pm
we're taking preorders at our store
also on the diet coke add
......
car wash party?
life would suck if it tasted like diet coke
RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
I've been drinking a can of diet root beer at work.
ultralink1 9:14 pm
Clarissa shields is one of the USA representatives for Boxing
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
It's better than I expected.
ultralink1 9:14 pm
she's awesome
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
Why Diet and not Real
ultralink1 9:14 pm
sugar content?
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
^
(Diet A&W)
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
But sugar is good!
ultralink1 9:14 pm
never had A&W root beer
ultralink1 9:15 pm
that was diet
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Better than Diet Coke.
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
"I used to blame the weather for my frizz."
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Diet Coke isn't good.
ultralink1 9:15 pm
her voice isn't good for commericials
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
That goes against the climate change message.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
COVERAGE WILL RESUME
ultralink1 9:15 pm
NOW
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
If weather isn't a factor anymore.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
"Time to meet the real stars of the show"
ultralink1 9:15 pm
....
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
So Team Koopa was going to be here up until we backed out last night!
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
I forgot Greece existed.
ultralink1 9:16 pm
why gree- oh....
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Keep an eye out if Team Mari0 and Team Sonic show up. >_>
(They better have backed out too.)
ultralink1 9:16 pm
selfie sticks for days
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Afghanistan
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
I'm waiting for Team ISIS
breezinabout@msn.com 9:16 pm
lol, Afghanistan.
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
So which of these will ISIS be here for?
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
...oh here they are!
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
ISIS isn't in Afghanistan.
That's Team Taliban.
ultralink1 9:17 pm
and Al qaeda right?
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
I think USA was in Afghanistan for the Taliban.
ultralink1 9:17 pm
is everyone handing out those tiny tiny cameras
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
What country is Team Hoko Barem?
ultralink1 9:17 pm
because every country has them
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
Boko Harem?
ultralink1 9:17 pm
Hey I know an albanian
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
Yeah
ultralink1 9:17 pm
Kony boss
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
Nigeria.
ultralink1 9:17 pm
oh
nvm
Germany...
awkward
they beat them in soccer
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
"The Germans crushed the home team seven to one."
breezinabout@msn.com 9:18 pm
Yeah, that was a great game.
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
NBC talking about Germans being mean.
"That's just not nice."
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
Biased!
ultralink1 9:19 pm
Germans pwning brazil
ultralink1 9:19 pm
who are the green people?
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
koopas
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
no
>.>
ultralink1 9:19 pm
they look like the riddler
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
lol did you see that bald woman
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
ya
ultralink1 9:20 pm
no
dude in the suit knows how to party
Oooo british colonies
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
If Antigua and Barbuda stayed with Britain they'd have Olympic medals.
ultralink1 9:20 pm
QUESTION!
breezinabout@msn.com 9:20 pm
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DAN153/BrazilvGermanyreactions_zpsdce8ea1b.png
^^^Brazilian dreams crushed by Germany.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Why were germany and the others introduced first
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
Saudis.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Saudis
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
Saudis.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
ISIS?
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
"OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUT!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
No, ISIS isn't Saudi.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Where are they then?
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
ISIS is Iraq, Syria, and Libya.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Syria
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
I wonder how many people boo'd.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
that was my next guess
Algeria
french colony
breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
"13-strong Saudi team".
That's not strong.
ultralink1 9:22 pm
QUESTION!
What do you have to do to be an independent olympic athlete?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
was that a giant cheese grater
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
Be a Palestinian.
Or other stateless person.
ultralink1 9:22 pm
digging the guy holding the argentina flag
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
...I dunno we'll find out when they show up.
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
For the record, since it's over,
ultralink1 9:23 pm
Yeah the tiny cameras are standard issue
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
that opening ceremony sucked 'nads.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Yeah.
It did.
ultralink1 9:23 pm
I know a guy from armenia
Cool guy
ultralink1 9:23 pm
Still talk to him sometimes
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Aruba!
ultralink1 9:23 pm
Bahamas
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
They look happy.
ultralink1 9:23 pm
come on baby momma
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
Where the hell even is Aruba?
ultralink1 9:24 pm
that one song
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Independent Olympic Athletes
ultralink1 9:24 pm
:0
REFUGEES?
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
These guys are Kuwaitis
ultralink1 9:24 pm
not all of them
I know an australian too
RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
Every time I hear "IOC", I think "Invasion of Chaos"
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
Well that's not a big deal.
ultralink1 9:25 pm
me too rawk
shorts and ties?
ultralink1 9:25 pm
ew
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
Does Austria have a national identity besides being an inferior Germany?
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
uh
breezinabout@msn.com 9:26 pm
Not really.
ultralink1 9:26 pm
birthing schwartzenegger
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
they used to be part of hungary and germany didn't
I guess
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
(And Austrian economics?)
ultralink1 9:26 pm
they're important in Europe
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
Isn't that what Ludwig Von Mises uses?
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
Ya.
ultralink1 9:26 pm
I know an azerbaijan
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
He invented it.
AD BREAK
ultralink1 9:26 pm
I know lots of people now that I think about it.....
>>
hmmm
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:27 pm
The azerbaijani
was a study abroad
that lived with my ex
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Was it a Muslim?
ultralink1 9:27 pm
morman
yes
ultralink1 9:27 pm
she was muslim
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
I walked by Ludwig Von Misers everyday in Auburn.
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Are they all Muslim?
ultralink1 9:27 pm
she didn't do the head scarf
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
They were weird.
ultralink1 9:27 pm
not ALL
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Misers are the best.
ultralink1 9:27 pm
but a significant portion
she was nice
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
(At least, economically.)
ultralink1 9:28 pm
I think she's married now
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
I miss when you got to say your girlfriend was a Mormon.
We're back and we skipped to the Bs
and by we I mean NBC.
Bahamas
ultralink1 9:29 pm
mormon ex is interesting
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
"I'm noticing a lot of multi-coloured hair and I'm really liking that theme." - NBC talking head
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
You know any Bangladeshi?
ultralink1 9:29 pm
she has one kid and is birthing a second
nope
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
Me neither.
RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
birthing?
ultralink1 9:29 pm
I almost went to belize
she's pregnant
not in labor
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
Barbados
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:30 pm
BARBADO SLIM!?
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
Wot's the difference between Barbados and Barbuda?
ultralink1 9:30 pm
futurama joke
tridents?
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
Bahrain
ultralink1 9:30 pm
what on earth is bahrain?
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
Bahrain's flag is just like Qutar's.\
ultralink1 9:30 pm
"Par-Tay
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
A really small Arab country.
ultralink1 9:30 pm
These are stupid commentary
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
Belarus
these guys are evil.
ultralink1 9:31 pm
STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICA
dude
he looks like neil patrick harris
RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
I wish we were as blisfully ignorant as the NBC commentators.
ultralink1 9:31 pm
belarus flag
RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
"I'm really liking all this multi-colored hair!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
"Belgeeum!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
Are you happy to be independent of them, Vortex?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:31 pm
Of Belgium?
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
ya
ultralink1 9:32 pm
Belgium is chill
they're cool
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
I don't like them.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:32 pm
Of, I see what you mean. Well yeah.
ultralink1 9:32 pm
french language represented there
Belize is a relatively poor state
omg
this chick
is so tacky
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
Belize tried to kill John McAfee.
ultralink1 9:32 pm
she still has her phone IMEI sticker on her phone
at least she has a phone case
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
Benin
ultralink1 9:33 pm
Bendilin
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
Bermuda shorts
breezinabout@msn.com 9:33 pm
British Overseas Territories!
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
I like the shorts.
ultralink1 9:33 pm
Not digging the shorts
it's pretty lame to be known for shorts
OOOoo
ultralink1 9:33 pm
I know a bulgarian
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
"Shorts are comfy and easy to wear!"
Yo wait for them to show up first.
You're getting ahead of yourself!"
ultralink1 9:34 pm
apparently Yogurt is a big deal for Bulgaria
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
We're in Bosnia and Herzegovina!
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
"Bulgarians" give the impression of disgust.
Cuz it sounds like "Vulgarians"
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
(Not to be confused with Antigua and Barbuda)
ultralink1 9:34 pm
Pocket square is very classy
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
I don't know anything about Botswana.
ultralink1 9:34 pm
who is the small asian girl
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
I did at one point.
ultralink1 9:34 pm
with the plant
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
Bot-Swanna?
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
I knew about Botswanian Tamed Squirrels
ultralink1 9:35 pm
only three athletes for brunei
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
NOW is Bulgaria.
ultralink1 9:35 pm
wow
they're excited
Trilbies everywhere
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
ya
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
Burkina Faso.
ultralink1 9:36 pm
I like his hat
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
Burkina guy likes his "medal for participation".
ultralink1 9:36 pm
I mean
that's cool I guess
Burundi has best KDR
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
i like buhtan's flag
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
Bhutan's whopping 2 athletes.
Are they skipping Canada with an ad break?
ultralink1 9:37 pm
Why are all the children mismatched with the countries
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
(aka ad playing)
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
trump endorsed ryan and mccain btw.
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
He endorsed McCain?
ew
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
apparently
ultralink1 9:38 pm
brb
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
Maybe he'll retract it next week.
ultralink1 9:38 pm
bathroom and food
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
How long is this going to be?
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
http://i.imgur.com/neGiUuu.jpg
"I did it!"
"Happy?"
Hours.
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
crap
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
It's been 30 minutes and we're still in the B's.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
Are we even going to be able to finish?
Cape Verde
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
no
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
so commercial break didn't skip.
ultralink1 9:40 pm
french territory
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
I figure we'll get to America though.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:40 pm
Is this log going to end up being even longer than Breath of the Wild's?
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
At least.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
If USA is Estados
is UK also Estados?
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
Cameroon.
I know a guy from Cameroon.
Well.
He's hilarious.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
Do we need to watch until Sierra Leone?
ultralink1 9:40 pm
BOXING
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
And was my dissection partner in Biology.
ultralink1 9:41 pm
whoa
RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
And could dissect animals like he had done it all his life.
ultralink1 9:41 pm
digging the purple
breezinabout@msn.com 9:41 pm
Cameroon always makes me think of macaroons.
ultralink1 9:41 pm
Woo!
Canada!
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
Hi Canada!
ultralink1 9:41 pm
lots of applause
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
A relevant country!
ultralink1 9:41 pm
canada chick is pretty
ultralink1 9:42 pm
those suit jackets look uncomfortable
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
Did we ever find out wot we were supposed to think twice about?
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
Has lumberjacking ever been an olympic sport?
ultralink1 9:42 pm
Can we stop to acknowledge there's a country called chad
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
We were supposed to think twice about if whether the Wall could get built.
Cuz it was plowed down right after he said that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
oh
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
It was a #DumpTrump move.
ultralink1 9:43 pm
obnoxious selfie sticks are obnoxious
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
I dunno anything about Cayman Islands besides it being a tax shelter.
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
I like their getups.
ultralink1 9:43 pm
these people look like they're americans on vacation
breezinabout@msn.com 9:44 pm
Tax Haven Islands.
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
Very modest.
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
The Central African Republican's flag is way too complex.
Hideous.
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
Here's Chad.
ultralink1 9:44 pm
Sup Chad
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
CHAD
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
As Kamek requested, we will stop to acknowledge a country is named Chad.
(Chad Joseph!)
ultralink1 9:44 pm
thank you
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
Chad's flag looks like Lego.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
^^^ And is far too similar to Romania's.
ultralink1 9:45 pm
Chile has a long history of war torn battles
and terrible economic collapses
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
:-X
ultralink1 9:45 pm
they're a sad story
breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
Sad!
ultralink1 9:45 pm
that's an S7 edge
$780 phone
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
uh oh
IT'S CHINA
ultralink1 9:46 pm
China.....
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
404 athletes
breezinabout@msn.com 9:46 pm
CHINA
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
(404 error?)
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
CHYNA
ultralink1 9:46 pm
whoaaaaaaa
that's a lot of people
ultralink1 9:46 pm
TABLE TENNIS
get it right
chump
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
MY SPORT
ultralink1 9:46 pm
LUDWIG
VS
CHINA
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
I thought you'd name a specific dude.
ultralink1 9:47 pm
weird hand
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
(Or a made up one.)
ultralink1 9:47 pm
alright
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
is china still communist
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
Yes.
ultralink1 9:47 pm
yes
but
they have more capitalism now
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
*cronyism
ultralink1 9:47 pm
whatever
point is they can't be 100% communist
now that china is done
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
Yeah, that's next door at North Korea.
ultralink1 9:48 pm
i'm getting food
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
K come back for South Korea?
ultralink1 9:48 pm
North Korea isn't allowed to participate right?
RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
They were allowed in Sochi.
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
They probably don't even know there are Olympics.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
They were also in the 2010 World Cup.
ultralink1 9:49 pm
of course russia would allow them in sochi
breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
Pretty sure they're not banned or anything.
ultralink1 9:49 pm
Then are they here?
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
And it was rumored they were executed after losing.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
They should be...
ultralink1 9:49 pm
Is north Korea here ?!
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea_at_the_2016_Summer_Olympics
ultralink1 9:49 pm
:0
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
yes
ultralink1 9:49 pm
I want to see them
Muhammad Ali Vs. George Foreman
big deal
very cool
RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
"North Korea has fielded a team of three athletes into the table tennis competition at the Games."
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
omg this log is too long
breezinabout@msn.com 9:50 pm
I see South Korea's up soon.
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
ad playing
ultralink1 9:50 pm
FOOD TIME
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
back in Rio
ultralink1 9:53 pm
no comment on south korea?
Another french territoire
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
lduwi
we should quit after Ameirca
ultralink1 9:54 pm
There's too many countries man
ultralink1 9:54 pm
we are on the 3rd letter of the alpha bet
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
wait
We quit after UK
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
um
better hope they're E too. >.>
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Unless Sierra Leone is near the first half
...Shouldn't they be?
ultralink1 9:55 pm
....
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Reino Unido
CRAP
RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
Cubers.
ultralink1 9:55 pm
oooo
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Serra Leoa
crap
ultralink1 9:55 pm
CUBA!
neat
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Hey Vortex can we leave way before the UK?
ultralink1 9:55 pm
boxing ?
cool
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
They begin with R.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:55 pm
...
<_<
Fine.
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
Denmark girl is Hot.
ultralink1 9:56 pm
meh
breezinabout@msn.com 9:56 pm
Are we coming back for the lighting of the torch?
ultralink1 9:56 pm
>>
when's that?
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
^
breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
...Sometime after the Parade.
ultralink1 9:57 pm
ugh
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
djibouti
ultralink1 9:57 pm
NBC people are stupid
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
I wonder where Wendy is if she's watching.
Probably at the end by now.
ultralink1 9:57 pm
where is she?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
lol, there's still more than an hour to go in real-time.
ultralink1 9:57 pm
more riddlers
@_@
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
...so more than two hours to go in NBC-time?
ultralink1 9:58 pm
more than an hour?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:58 pm
2 and a half in NBC time.
ultralink1 9:58 pm
jeez
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
That's past midnight!
We'll miss the deadline. :-(
RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
ain't nobody watchin' that
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
London removed baseball.
ultralink1 9:59 pm
I know where alexandria is
in virginia
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:59 pm
We visited there every now and then
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
Where's EstadosUnidos?
ultralink1 9:59 pm
EST
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
Is United Arab Emirates Emiratos?
Emirados Árabes Unidos
ultralink1 10:00 pm
dude
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
These Arabs look miserable.
ultralink1 10:00 pm
I wanna see those weight lifting chicks
for the UAE
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
(And this was Noxial's dream!)(
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
Oh
I thought you were referring to Ecuador, lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:01 pm
lol
awkward smile
there's the USA
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
After Micronesia.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
The fuck is "Micronesia"?
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
I didn't know Micronesia was a country.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
I'm laughing out loud so hard.
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
I thought it was, like, an area.
Or a nickname.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
I have literally never heard of it.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:02 pm
It's in the Pacific.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
It sounds fake as fuck.
ultralink1 10:02 pm
it's legit
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
AD BREAK
ultralink1 10:02 pm
Have to make sure we have enough time to see the USA
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
"Brought to you by McDonalds!"
ultralink1 10:03 pm
SOMETHING ATHLETES SHOULDN'T EAT
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
Wot about their salads?
ultralink1 10:03 pm
Salads are subpar
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
I mean
ultralink1 10:03 pm
I know
I ate them often
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
...isn't everything there subpar?
>_>
ultralink1 10:03 pm
when I worked there
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
McDonalds has good browns.
ultralink1 10:04 pm
?
hashbrowns?
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
hashbrowns.
yea
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
(Wot was that ad?)
(From Amazon?)
(They ordered a lion?)
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:04 pm
First
*types youtube comment
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
Sponsored by Best Buy/Visa.
ultralink1 10:05 pm
who's ashton Eaton
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Best Buy didn't have Zero Time Dilemma.
ultralink1 10:05 pm
i've seen his name
alot
I use that gilette razoe
razor
just saying
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Wikipedia says it's an American Olympic champ.
In track.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
Spain
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Spain.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
Trilbies
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
So many trilbies.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
are so international apparently
my stream is being stupid
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
Will the Americans be weird, too?
So is mine.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
better shape up
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
It's fast-forwarding to catch up.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
American Trilby
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
MICRONESIA
ultralink1 10:07 pm
I dig their flag
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
"we overlooked micronesia"
ultralink1 10:07 pm
What do you think ?
applause for america
or no?
bets?
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
"We are going to give them this moment in this stadium."
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
I like Micronesia's aesthetics.
ultralink1 10:07 pm
I'm guessing applause
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
Massive applause.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
We should write an article about them.
ultralink1 10:08 pm
micronesia?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
inb4 ad break
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
#AmericanPrivilege
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
APPLAUSE
ultralink1 10:08 pm
Michael phelps
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
TEAM USA
ultralink1 10:08 pm
whoa
we have 554 people?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
wtf random Muslim woman
ultralink1 10:08 pm
stupid lady wearing sunglasses
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
What happened to Phelps being ostracized cuz of that pot?
ultralink1 10:09 pm
Sponsored by Polo Ralph Lauren
RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:09 pm
More standard issue tiny cameras
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
Are we ending right after?
Team Philippines is probably hot.
Just saying.
ultralink1 10:10 pm
?
why is that?
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
So we should end after Philippines?
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
We should end when they do their next ad break.
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
Pacific Islanders are hot in general.
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
^
ultralink1 10:10 pm
Carmelo Anthony was super popular in Colorado
he played for the Denver Nuggets
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
The... Denver Nuggets?
ultralink1 10:10 pm
We went to a game seeing him once
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
The Denver Nuggets>
ultralink1 10:10 pm
It's their basketball team
for the state
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
rofl
How the fuck is that a real name?!
ultralink1 10:11 pm
Gold Nuggets
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
I was thinking of chicken.
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
(Same way Micronesia is.)
Me too.
ultralink1 10:11 pm
Lol everyone is on ethiopia now
but we're still on us
we get black jokers
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
One American is lost.
ultralink1 10:12 pm
Uh oh
RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
We're gonna miss Philippines.
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
"Fiji!"
NBC
GET OFF AMERICA
ultralink1 10:12 pm
we're gonna miss the PHILIPENES!
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
"So much more ahead"
ultralink1 10:12 pm
noooooooooo
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
NO
ultralink1 10:12 pm
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
THEY'RE AD BREAKING RIGHT BEFORE PHILIPPINES
ultralink1 10:12 pm
that one chick
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
lol
dammit
Now what do we do?
ultralink1 10:12 pm
well this sucks
p
right now
so
R isn't that far away
technically
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
...
uh
ultralink1 10:13 pm
oh wait
Filipinos
crap
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
...yeah.
Begins with F.
Hence right after Fiji. >_>
ultralink1 10:14 pm
shush
i'm tired
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
Well might as well see Philippines.
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
yea
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
Unless when we come back from the break NBC is STILL on America.
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
btw if y'all think the ordering is confusing now,
imagine Sochi's.
ultralink1 10:14 pm
dude
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
It was ordered by letters that we can't even read.
ultralink1 10:14 pm
we're still gonna be on america
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
WE'RE
BACK
sorta
ultralink1 10:15 pm
nope
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
SHORTLY
ultralink1 10:15 pm
you fail
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
The Tonight Show?
Starring Jimmy Fallon?
RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
We should live react to Jimmy Fallon.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
What if they stay on America for the whole rest of the parade?
ultralink1 10:15 pm
whoa
wait
what
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
Estonia
wtf
ultralink1 10:15 pm
we didn't even move
WAIT
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
Not only that
THEY WENT
BACK IN TIME
ultralink1 10:15 pm
did they go back!?
breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
THEY WERE AT FIJI AT THE BREAK
NOW WE'RE AT ESTONIA
NBC WENT BACK IN TIME
RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
lololololol
breezinabout@msn.com 10:16 pm
Well, that's one advantage to not showing it live.
RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
Didn't they listen to Whis and Beerus in Dragon Ball Super?
Time-travel is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
I like Macedonia's flag.
Fiji's is awful.
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
It looks like a sunburst.
ultralink1 10:17 pm
I bet they did it for that reason
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:17 pm
to spend an extra five minutes
on america
aw
fiji dudes look like fun
I'd hang out with them
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
That dude's eyebrows
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
What do call Figi people?
Is one called a "Fij"?
ultralink1 10:17 pm
they're adorable
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
Philippines.
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
PHILIPPINES
all five
or 13
they're dudes
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
ultralink1 10:18 pm
i'm not impressed ludwig
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
that was not worth it
AT ALL
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
fuck
breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
Is that it?
ultralink1 10:18 pm
way to go
breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
That's their team?
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
fuck it I'm closed
ultralink1 10:18 pm
Noooooo
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
Well, might as well see France.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
Out of a country of 100 million+?
ultralink1 10:18 pm
France is next
After france
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
fine France
WAIT WHAT
ultralink1 10:18 pm
hey
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
GREAT BRITAIN
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
"It's been a difficult and tragic year for France."
ultralink1 10:18 pm
that's the french president
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
WAIT GREAT BRITAIN IS ON THAT LIST
ultralink1 10:19 pm
lol they're such bros
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
Did you guys Brexit from the whole United Kingdom after all?
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
NBC made France's entrance depressing as fuck.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
Oh yeah, we compete under that name, not "United Kingdom".
Guess I forgot.
ultralink1 10:19 pm
........
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
YOU COULD'VE SAID THAT.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
All they did was talk about all the times they've been killed this year.
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
(And last.)
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
So they'll mention Brexit when Britain is up?
What the hell is Gabon?
ultralink1 10:20 pm
jeez vortex
GAHBAWN
france was meh
RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
Isn't there a Mario character named Gabon?
ultralink1 10:20 pm
It's in africa
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
Sounds like a Pokémon.
LOL
ultralink1 10:20 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
woah
ultralink1 10:20 pm
that gambia chick was jacked up
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
ya
ultralink1 10:20 pm
on that bike
you see that?
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
yaaa
ultralink1 10:21 pm
UUUUUUUUUUUGH
RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
http://i.imgur.com/5f9WTiO.png
gabon
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
"First two Olympic swimmers the country has ever produced"
ultralink1 10:21 pm
these people need to take off their IMEI stickers on their stupid phones
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
That's a Bagon. <_<
Georgia
RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
GEORGIA
HEY IT'S ME
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
uh
ultralink1 10:21 pm
Georgia is nice
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
dat ain't Peachtree
ultralink1 10:21 pm
I dig them
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
"Georgians in Medieval times"
ultralink1 10:21 pm
ugh
RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
There's Vortex.
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
BRITISH
ultralink1 10:21 pm
such a lame joke
ew
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
"The British are coming, the British are coming!" - NBC
ultralink1 10:22 pm
what's with the shorts
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
Applause.
Shorts
LOL
RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
Britain's team looks better than ours.
ultralink1 10:22 pm
nah
breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
Woooo!
TEAM GB
ultralink1 10:22 pm
the ladies are cool
RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
Phelps is a lame masct.
mscot*
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
British over.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
Well, that was brief.
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
Well.
It's brief in the BBC, too?
ultralink1 10:23 pm
Phelps is the most decorated olympian in all of history rawk >>
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
They didn't zoom in on America forever like NBC did?
breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
You won't catch the BBC pulling time travel tricks.
RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
guam
breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
Nope.
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
USA chant
Because Guam is part of Team USA
I guess.
ultralink1 10:23 pm
What is Equatorial Guinea
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
I don't want to find out.
ultralink1 10:23 pm
me neither
are we done?
breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
It's in Africa.
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
I think we're done.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
North of Gabon.
ultralink1 10:24 pm
sleepy
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
I'm closing.
Any objections?
RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
Guyanans look like they have stains on their clothes.
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
This is hideous
Guinea woman
*close*
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
One of the Guineas is wearing a cape.
ultralink1 10:25 pm
....
is hong kong a separate country from hong kong?
CHINA*
ultralink1 10:25 pm
>>
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
Shrodinger's Hong Kong
wait
breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
I like how we didn't even have the courtesy to get to the Brazilian team.
ultralink1 10:26 pm
lol haiti is wearing the flag in his suit jacket
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
yeah screw them
breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
At their own Olympics.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
Ludwig I'm getting to the next commercial.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
Here's Hong Kong
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
Well say witty stuff.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
This is Team DK!
ultralink1 10:26 pm
Hong kong girl is hot
for real
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
Yeah.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
Hong Kong's flag's better than China's.
ultralink1 10:27 pm
agreed
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
Hong Kong girl is in fact, hong.
hot*
Ludwig missed it.
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
yeah I did
ultralink1 10:27 pm
better than anyone in the philippenes
or whatever
>>
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
OH SHUT UP
I WAS BETRAYED
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
Hungary
ultralink1 10:27 pm
Ludwig
iraq and iran
are now
breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
Hungary's team is mostly swimmers.
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
AND
breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
Poor them.
ultralink1 10:27 pm
we should see them
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
NOW IT ENDS
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
For ISIS purposes?
ultralink1 10:28 pm
and noxius purposes
she's probably there
commercial right now
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
You're gonna make an excuse for every country
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
next you'll wanna see Japan
and then other shit
ultralink1 10:28 pm
an extra 5 minutes isn't going to kill us
.....
well
I won't lie
I do want to see japan
but
iran and iraq are highly relevant
Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
"j" is after "i" after all!
RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
*opens stream again*
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
I have it open.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
maybe most of the country renamings were concentrated within the first half of the alphabet and we're really 4/5 of the way done.
ultralink1 10:31 pm
someone check
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
http://qz.com/750583/this-is-the-order-countries-will-march-in-during-the-olympic-opening-ceremonies/
Iran is 98
It goes to 209
(Brazil is 209.)
RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
lol oops
ultralink1 10:31 pm
holy crap
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
(Refugee Olympic Team is 208.)
RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
........
There's a Refugee Olympic Team?
ultralink1 10:32 pm
there's iran coming up
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
For Palestinians.
ultralink1 10:32 pm
aw
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
IRAN
ultralink1 10:32 pm
she's disabled...
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
You should've been here during the DNC.
ultralink1 10:32 pm
she's archery
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
They had a disabled person every day.
ultralink1 10:32 pm
that's sick
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
Oh, we gotta see Israel. <_<
>_>
ultralink1 10:32 pm
chick is hardcore
.....
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
Iraq.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
what was that boss
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
I'm in commercials.
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
I'm in Iraq.
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
About gatorade.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
dude is a boxer
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
No women.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
i don't see noxial
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
Oh here's Iraq.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
no women at all
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
Maybe she got a sex change.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
that's creepy
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
NBC looking at an American photo shoot.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
dude there were no women in the Iraqi
breezinabout@msn.com 10:33 pm
Oh look, it's Ireland.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
that's scary
breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
Dunno if I should cheer for them.
RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
we gotta see iceland
breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
Think I'll leave it.
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
We stop at Japan.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
is northern ireland a player as well
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
That's it.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
?
RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
b-b-but jordan
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
NO MORE AFTER JAPAN.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
Satisfied with japan
breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
No Kamek.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
Israel <3
ultralink1 10:34 pm
israel has....
an interesting outfit...
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
....yeah...
ultralink1 10:34 pm
better than shorts
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
...well that ended quick.
ultralink1 10:35 pm
UGH another IMEI sticker on a phone
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
Now there's over 300 ITalians.
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
They look like they adopted Santorum's weird sweater fetish.
ultralink1 10:35 pm
dude why is everyone cheering for italy?
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
Hahahaha
Israel BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ultralink1 10:35 pm
Boss what's with the Israel outfit
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
Um, I dunno.
ultralink1 10:35 pm
JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM IS NEXT!
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
Ludwig you should go have a talk with them.
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
Jamaica has 59 dudes?!
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
Tell them to get their shit together.
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
'kay. >.>
breezinabout@msn.com 10:36 pm
Looking for Usain Bolt.
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
They said he's not there.
ultralink1 10:36 pm
He's not there Vortex
is that a pool noodle
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
JAPAN IS NEXT
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
Did he boycott because of the microorganisms?
ultralink1 10:36 pm
Whoooo
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
338 atrhletes
breezinabout@msn.com 10:36 pm
:(
ultralink1 10:36 pm
Japan!
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
Applause.
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
Jay-Pan
ultralink1 10:36 pm
dude
ultralink1 10:37 pm
2 million japanese in sao paulo
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
2 million Japanese immigrants are in Brazil.
RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
where's sakurai
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
NBC
ultralink1 10:37 pm
omg the japanese girls are kawaii
RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
Japan has good clothes.
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
GET AWAY
FROM TEAM USA
ultralink1 10:37 pm
the girls and guys are wearing the same outfits :(
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
ew Jordan
Okay I'm closing.
ultralink1 10:37 pm
what's wrong with jordan?
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
Towelheads
I guess they're allied with USA
but still.
ultralink1 10:38 pm
But boss Lebanon is coming up!
we gotta watch them xD
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
Kiribati
ultralink1 10:38 pm
fine
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
I've taken so many screenshots and this has gone on for hours
and I didn't know there was a country called Kiribati.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:38 pm
What the heck are Kosovo doing there.
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
Sounds like a Kirby boss.
ultralink1 10:39 pm
QUESTION!
breezinabout@msn.com 10:39 pm
I didn't know they'd been recognised by the IOC.
ultralink1 10:39 pm
Why is south korea listed 160
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
Laos
ultralink1 10:39 pm
didn't we already see them?
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
ya we did
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
This is where Khan from King of the Hill is from.
ultralink1 10:39 pm
laos is cute
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
The good Khan.
Not the bad Khan from...real life.
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
...are you guys gonna end ever >.>
ultralink1 10:39 pm
south korea is listed in the list
waaaaay down in the S's
close to north korea
breezinabout@msn.com 10:40 pm
I'm watching all of this, log or no log.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
"Coreia do Sul"
Coreia do Norte
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
Latvians are hot af.
ultralink1 10:40 pm
I missed the latvians
*rewinds
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
(Blogger is freezing)
(This is worse than Breath of the Wild)
ultralink1 10:41 pm
whoa
rawk wasn't kidding
Latvia is pretty hot
breezinabout@msn.com 10:41 pm
LIBYA.
RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
Should title the log "Rio Olympic Ceremony: Breath of the Wild"
Because that's basically what half of the opening ceremony was.
Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:42 pm
lol
NBC is laughing at person with last name shiite
they made 3 jokes
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
"You've got a DOUBLE Shiite in there!"
ultralink1 10:43 pm
"No shiite"
ultralink1 10:43 pm
fine
I'm tired
my back hurts
RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
YO
MADAGASCAR'S UNIFORMS LOOK LIKE BACON
ultralink1 10:43 pm
Big badminton rivalry
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
I can't even force quit Chrome
ultralink1 10:44 pm
malaysians are cutte
okay
i'm tired
commercial time
i'm out
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
*closes*
ultralink1 10:44 pm
*closes
....apparently obama was listening to eminem to prepare for the DNC
You managed to survive that? Good job. Leave a comment if you did and tell us your favourite KoopaTV reacting moment in this overly long log.
KoopaTV not only watched this ceremony, but the Closing Ceremony as well. It's shorter. We promise.
Here's the E3 2015 log we were talking about with Pelé.
You can decide for yourself if the Shell-Spangled Banner is better than Brazil's national anthem.
There's a climate change conference taking place at the British House in Rio. Probably related.
The next reaction log to have all five KoopaTV staff members in it at once was next year.
For the PyeongChang 2018 opening ceremony, we have five KoopaTV staff members watch through the entire thing.
yo
Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
Olympics soon.
Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
(An hour)
But if you’re hoping to watch live on television, you’re in for a disappointment — NBC isn’t airing the ceremony in real time.
wtf
The delays are staggered. If you’re in the Central and Mountain time zones, tune in for the beginning of the ceremonies at 7 pm. For the Pacific time zone, at 8 pm.
the fuck
http://www.vox.com/2016/8/5/12378834/opening-ceremony-time-rio-olympics-watch-online-time-live-stream
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
I think Canada would have something different.
RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
brb
Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
hi
breezinabout@msn.com 6:36 pm
Yo.
Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
yo
Vortex
There's a problem.
In real-life, the Olympics is happening 7 PM Eastern.
But NBC, who streams the event exclusively in America
will be delaying it on TV until 8 PM.
As well as steams.
*streams
Wot is it like in the UK? <_<
breezinabout@msn.com 6:37 pm
...That's pretty dumb.
I can watch it live on the BBC's stream.
toadpwns 6:38 pm
That is dumb
Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
http://iamnotaprogrammer.com/Watch-olympics-streaming-free.html
let's see
But what if I wasn't an American? Could I stream the Olympics?Sure! In fact, if you're in the UK, you can legally stream every event of the Olympics live, and commercial free.
fuck NBC
Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
This says we should use a VPN
to pretend to be from London.
This was written 4 years ago.
...so it looks like nothing has changed.
http://patch.com/us/across-america/how-watch-olympics-live-stream-tv
If you watch the opening ceremony on TV, chances are you'll be watching from behind. NBC has decided to air the ceremony, which begins at 7 p.m. Eastern time, on an hour delay for most viewers and a four-hour delay for the West Coast. NBC said it will allow the network to put the ceremony in context for viewers.
what the fuck
Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
I'm going to blacklist NBC on our site.
Any objections?
oh
wait
THEY'RE ALREADY BLACKLISTED
NEVERMIND
http://www.koopatv.org/2014/09/affiliates-and-recommended-sites.html#Bad
I forgot
breezinabout@msn.com 6:43 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
So wot do we do?
You'll get to watch it before we do by an hour.
That kind of kills the live reacting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_2016_Summer_Olympics_broadcasters
Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
Canada has 4 different names on there!
breezinabout@msn.com 6:46 pm
Unless you want to use a proxy or something, I can go back to bed for an hour and we pick it up then.
Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
http://uk.ufreevpn.com/
is this reputable
breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
Erm...
breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
>>
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
https://www.expressvpn.com/stream-sports/2016-summer-olympics/
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
For the best all-around coverage this year, NBC Sports has to be our top pick. In the past, NBC’s delayed streams meant online viewers had to wait hours—sometimes days—before they were able to view a particular event online.
But not this year! For the first time in Olympic history, NBC is giving viewers the opportunity to live stream the Games on their TV and online at nbcolmypics.com. With more than 4,500 hours of live streaming coverage, this year’s games mark the first time in Olympic history where viewers can watch simultaneously on TV and online.
liars
RawkHawk2010 6:49 pm
nack
where's the stream
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
The opening ceremony starts at 7PM EST, but NBC will be airing it a few hours later. Stay up to date on all the games with NBC’s 2016 Olympics streaming schedule.
Rawk
read wot you miss please >_>
breezinabout@msn.com 6:50 pm
This is so sad it's laughable really.
RawkHawk2010 6:51 pm
uh
we can find a way to watch it. >.>
Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
well
find it already
Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
The only way I can think of
is Vortex streams it
and he does a share screen
RawkHawk2010 6:52 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ormb7lWwyM
Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
You think that'll work?
RawkHawk2010 6:53 pm
alternatively
Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
I wonder if NBC's lawyers will be trying to shut things down.
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
we wait until 8 and then BBC watches it with us then.
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
...
uh
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
Vortex*
lol I called him BBC
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
Yes, you did. <_<
breezinabout@msn.com 6:54 pm
Yeah, thanks.
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
Is that racism?
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
(My mom says to try going to rutube)
(Russian YouTube)
RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
lol
Yeah, I bet they EVEEEERYTHING.
have
Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
Yeah.
Does niconico have live streams?
breezinabout@msn.com 6:56 pm
If worse comes to worse, I don't mind delaying my viewing.
"KoopaTV's not-so-live reactions"
RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
going to niconcio
Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
Wait, Russia is banned from the Olympics this year.
So they might not have it. <_<
RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
lol
YEAH
Also a Russian Official killed someone there yesterday
Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
wtf
RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
In self-defense
Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
Russian Zimmerman?
RawkHawk2010 6:58 pm
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/05/rio-2016-russian-diplomat-shoots-dead-robber-who-tried-to-mug-him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ormb7lWwyM
RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
well
it's a thing
I think?
....actually I have no idea
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on spam, deceptive practices, and scams.
RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
rofl
DUde
The transmission literally just disappeared
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
Well I still have the first stream you have.
"This live event is no longer available"
AH
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
I linked a first stream?
Yeah
So yeah
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
oh shit it's the same one
>_<
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
let's just wait
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
LOOK AT NICONICO
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
I did
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
and?
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
can't find anything
And you have to be a user to watch streams
breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
So we're delaying an hour?
Nintendork 13 13 7:01 pm
wot's Olympics in Japanese
breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
People running into the ocean.
Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv271473333
"community members only"
Well I joined
RawkHawk2010 7:02 pm
I'm logged in
breezinabout@msn.com 7:02 pm
And a bunch of other overhead views of people playing sports.
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
And can't see anything watchable.
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
I see a black screen
Opens on Aug/05/2016 (FRI), 17:57. Broadcast begins at 18:00
Wot time is that?
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
not now
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
shit
breezinabout@msn.com 7:03 pm
Yo.
What is ISIS attack the opening ceremony?
Think they'll stream it live then?
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
That's why I want to watch it live
RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
That's probably why they're delaying it.
To censor all this disastrous stuff that happens
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv271838933
There's this
but this isn't the Olympics
RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
Donald Trump: Republican Presidential Nominee to Endorse House Speaker Paul Ryan, Reports Say
Trump is expected to endorse Ryan during a campaign rally in Green Bay, Wis., on Friday, news outlets reported. Trump earlier told The Washington Post he was "not quite there yet" on supporting Ryan.
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
But I put in the Japanese word for Olympics. :-(
breezinabout@msn.com 7:05 pm
...Guess we're waiting then.
*Pause*
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
He's just repeating the same thing over and over.
*closes that*
breezinabout@msn.com 7:06 pm
At least you're not on the West Coast. Those guys are getting shafted.
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
Yeah.
RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
lol
 |
| This is not a stream of the Olympics. |
Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
NBC is doing "pre-olympics" coverage now.
RawkHawk2010 7:32 pm
what number
Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
or wotever channel NBC is on at your TV
(you need cable log-in for that)
RawkHawk2010 7:33 pm
"the next song"
"the enxt beat"
Is this right?
Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
I dunno
RawkHawk2010 7:33 pm
Can't tell if this is coverage or an ad
I saw Jesus on a hill
Nintendork 13 13 7:35 pm
the sign-in to my cable provider isn't working on Firefox
(It worked when I tested it on Fox News!)
(But NBC is evil or something)
Works on Chrome.
RawkHawk2010 7:36 pm
did a dude just punch the water
on your end
i'm trying to figure out if we're synced
Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
"here at this arresting exhilerating edge of the planet"
people raising their arms
logo
Chicago
RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
okay
Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
moves to Thursdays
RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
the stream is behind TV
Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
well yeah
RawkHawk2010 7:38 pm
So we're watching ths stream right?
Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
Yeah.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:38 pm
Speaking of being synched, once this properly starts, let me know the moment you guys see people holding up silver triangular sheets.
Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
I dunno how Vortex is going to watch something that's an hour after.
Uh...
Could you be more descriptive?
<_<
The NBC logo is being annoying.
And making noises.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:39 pm
There are people in the arena, right after the overhead shots of people playing sports, and they're holding up silver sheets. <_<
Also, I have the BBC's stream paused.
RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
I assume it's easier for him to watch something broadcasted an hour after than us to watch something that canonically isn't even happening in America yet
Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
...yeah.
oh coverage resumed
looking down at something special
RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
Fuck Matt.
Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
"the temple of football"
Pele
That guy from E3 2015?
"Hoda Copy"?
Are these NBC dudes live?
RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxyAUjIWZ50
Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
Kariokas
RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
^ Pele
Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
"Feel the culture of Brazil"
"Modern Brazil. HIP-HOP AND RAP"
Ew.
Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
No wonder Brazil is a disaster.
RawkHawk2010 7:42 pm
who is this woman on the left
She's not aged well.
RawkHawk2010 7:44 pm
I thought Phelps was banned.
He's not gonna be doing the Running of the Bulb is he?
Nintendork 13 13 7:44 pm
The bulb?
RawkHawk2010 7:45 pm
http://www.mariowiki.com/Running_of_the_Bulb
I don't trust Rio with a torch.
Nintendork 13 13 7:45 pm
The whole city?
Nintendork 13 13 7:46 pm
Why are they all wearing the same thing?
Team USA is annoying.
RawkHawk2010 7:47 pm
Is this girl an allegory to that one woman who was born with polio and then became the fastest woman in the world?
Nintendork 13 13 7:48 pm
Blinds to Go double commercial.
RawkHawk2010 7:48 pm
I can't see commercials
Just "Coverage Will Resume Shortly"
RawkHawk2010 7:52 pm
whoa
It's Feherty.
Of The Golf Channel.
Nintendork 13 13 7:53 pm
Is he a Peachtree legend?
RawkHawk2010 7:53 pm
Where they play the same episodes of his Golf talk show over and over and over because they have nothing else to air.
lol
Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
ugh
RawkHawk2010 7:57 pm
The first olympic golf event in over a century?
Damn.
Nintendork 13 13 7:57 pm
I have no hype.
Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
Cover Girl commercial.
Not quite three sheets.
RawkHawk2010 7:59 pm
YOU'RE MY COVER GIRL
Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
Pantene
"When Kansas City Kansas was losing population..."
RawkHawk2010 7:59 pm
Kamek still has to sing Rescue Girl in French.
Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
Back to coverage.
opening video
ABANDON
YOUR EXPECTATIONS
face paint
OPEN YOUR SENSES
lemur
EMBRACE a new adventure
RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm
Oh yeah
Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
MARY CARILLO
That's a girl?
RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm
This is where lemurs are.
Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
I thought it was an effeminate man
like that guy right after.
RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
sloth
Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
I'm waiting for sheets
but I dunno if they're supposed to come up.
ultralink1 8:01 pm
Ugh
Hold on
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
Oh hey.
We have full staff here.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:02 pm
As soon as you see them, I'm unpausing.
ultralink1 8:02 pm
I'm waiting for my app to load
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
For the first time in over a year.
READY SET RIO
ultralink1 8:02 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
"yahoo"
"The games for the 31st Olympiad ... brought to you by Coca-Cola"
ultralink1 8:02 pm
Not surprised
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
"By GE. The digital company, that's also an industrial company."
Ad playing from Coke.
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Already
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
What if the stream advertisements interrupt the sheets appearing?
RawkHawk2010 8:03 pm
ACK
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Sheets?
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
Tom Shields.
ultralink1 8:03 pm
What sheets?
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
That's Vortex's cue to unpause.
Since BBC starterd an hour ago.
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Wait
breezinabout@msn.com 8:03 pm
Silver sheets that look like waves.
Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
(When it actually started.)
ultralink1 8:03 pm
Where are we watching
RawkHawk2010 8:03 pm
my stream died
ultralink1 8:04 pm
TV?
Or stream
Nvm
Nintendork 13 13 8:04 pm
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
If you have cable log-in
stream
If you can do TV do TV
just note TV is ahead of stream.
But Britain is ahead of everyone else.
...or tied with everyone else besides America.
Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
Are these commercials a form of censorship?
ultralink1 8:05 pm
Censor what?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:05 pm
You're STILL watching ads?
Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
Whatever is happening at Rio.
Yeah.
"Welcome back."
breezinabout@msn.com 8:05 pm
That... doesn't bode well. >_>
Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
"Matt Lauer here"
It's starting
water
wave
ultralink1 8:05 pm
I haven't even seen anything yet! Stupid tablet
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
Someone called Copacabana "Koopacabana"
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
but it's made of water and not sheets
dudes going into water
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
I see dudes.
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
With weird music.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
I know where you are.
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
Soccer overhead
and on a building
Tony Hawk impersonator
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
Skateboarding.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
The sheets should appear right after this video.
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
Skateboarding is an olympic sport?
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
Golf
Riding in the city
Dude about to die
Platforming
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
parkour
breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
I heard they were considering skateboarding for 2020.
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
More soccer.
Soccer is obviously the main sport for them.
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
this looks like an isometric indie game
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
Since it keeps appearing the most.
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
Like GTA Chinatown Wars
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
Are those sheets
Triangles
ultralink1 8:08 pm
Isometric?
Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
anmd rectangles
breezinabout@msn.com 8:08 pm
*Unpause*
 |
| These are the hyped up sheets. It looks like a weird blue waffle. |
ultralink1 8:08 pm
What are sheets?!
Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
they closed the sheets
now reopening
Are they wearing a knight's armour?
Or tinfoil?
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
So they're doing laundry?
RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
i feel like this music is from Sticker Star.
Well
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
Is this Brazilian culture?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
"A recurring theme will be making something worthwhile out of something little".
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
Superimposed countdown.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
Considering the opening ceremony cost 12 times less than London's and 20 times less than Beijing's, I'd say that's a necessity.
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
"Tres!"
RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
"Dos!"
"Uno!"
ISIS!
...nope
RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
With this atmosphere, it looks like ISIS could strike at any moment.
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
The sheets turned into pillows.
Or something.
Some are retreating off the stage.
Fireworks!
Matt Laeur?
GO AWAY
Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
Ad Playing
wtf
RawkHawk2010 8:11 pm
Was that it?
Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
Coke commercial.
You know what I don't like?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:12 pm
Introducing IOC officials.
Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
The brand is called Coca-Cola.
But the abbreviation is Coke.
The letter changes have always bothered me.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:12 pm
National anthem of Brazil.
Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
We get a commercial of a dude taking a shower.
RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
When I was in France, they pronounced it "Co-caaaaaaaaa Co-laaaaaaaaaaaa
"
Nintendork 13 13 8:13 pm
Now a dude is sniffing a scarf.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:13 pm
Some emaciated dude in a blue suit singing.
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
"Back here in Rio"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
Brazilian youth wrapped in flags.
RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
Umm, I got a blue suit too?
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
"Some of the dignitaries about to be announced"
RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
At least I'm not as silly as you.
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
I think the ads are making us desynced.
9th elected president of IOC.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
<_<
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
"Ladies in gentleman please stand for the national anthem of Brazil"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
*pause*
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
This is awful.
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
Uh
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
Dude on guitar.
Paulinho de Voila
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
This looks like Judge Neopolitano or whoever.
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
lol
breezinabout@msn.com 8:15 pm
...You're gonna have to clue me in whenever the ad breaks start and end.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:15 pm
Annoyingly.
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
Trump hat
ultralink1 8:15 pm
>>
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
rofl I thought that too.
Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
Dudes running around with a Brazil flag.
RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
Yo.
This music is actually good.
So far.
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Better than the Star-Spangled Banner.
RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
Whoa
This is their ANTHEM?
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Yes.
RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
Fuck ours.
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Yo, the SHELL-Spangled Banner is decent.
RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
We literally have the worst anthem on the planet aside from Hungary.
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
Raised the Brazil flag.
"Still to come..."
Are we cutting to an ad?
yup
ad playing
Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
USA has the worst anthem.
ultralink1 8:17 pm
Where's Wendy?
Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
And the worst Olympics broadcaster.
Either on a plane or a car.
It was... unclear.
(Am I my sister's keeper?!)
These commercials are the same ones too.
In the same order.
Are we back?
"Creation of the world"
RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
Thunder
RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
is god gonna speak
in spanish
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
Or the Pope?
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
Portuguese.
Just FYI.
RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
What is that a Star Wars drone?
RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
.........
This is the creation of the world?!
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
Grasshopper?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:20 pm
MICRO-ORGANISMS
RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
lol
Yo, give Matt Lauer props.
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
Why him?
RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
For not talking over everything like an imbecile.
Like he's done at every other ceremony.
Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
Green gas.
Is this the air quality?
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
Or a biochemical attack from ISIS?
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
Matt Lauer talking
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
FUCK MATT
>.>
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
telling us the Amazon rainforest would be its own country.
And be the 9th largest country on the planet.
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
I guess the Amazon Rain Forest is the Garden of Eden?
uhhh
RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
Hawlucha
Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
"Right now we are actually starting to see the habitation of the rain forest."
"The performers are actual descendants of indigeneous people."
Reminds me of Sony's 2006 E3.
"battles that actually took place in Ancient Japan"
 |
| The Amazon Rain Forest. It looks a lot more flat than I thought. |
RawkHawk2010 8:23 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:23 pm
....
How on earth do you make that association
Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
The loose use of the word "actual". >_>
In relation to a historical place.
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
Within a presentation context. =-O
ultralink1 8:24 pm
My messages are being late
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
So is this demeaning to aborginials?
*aboriginals
RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
probably
since they're not actually...doing anything
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
By reducing them to...props like this?
RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
but running back and forth
and howling
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
Is scarce clothing.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:25 pm
Just wait till the European settlers arrive.
Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
*IN
Ad break
over the European settlers
AD PLAYING
RawkHawk2010 8:25 pm
"Just wait till the European settlers arrive."
lololololololol
Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
I gotta say, Europe made the world much more useful.
'cause these dudes sure won't going to accomplish anything.
RawkHawk2010 8:26 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
Europe made everything better.
RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
Are you seeing this movie trailer?
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
North America, South America, Japan, Africa.
I see a TIDE commercial.
Australia.
RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
Bridget Jones' Baby?
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
FIAT 124 Spider.
WE'RE BACK
RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
It looked like a way worse version of that Sweet Home Alabama movie.
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
THERE'S A DRAGON
oh
AHH
EUROPEAN SETTLERS
From Portugal in 1500
"Immigration has begun."
I thought Vortex was joking. <_<
breezinabout@msn.com 8:28 pm
lol, nope.
Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
The Portugal dudes are doing flips.
 |
| The aboriginal has no chance against the power of white Europeans! |
Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
Useless aboriginals still howling.
RawkHawk2010 8:28 pm
hey guys
is this sea of thieves
Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
nope
this is FORZA 4
Aboriginal sizing up sailor.
wtf
RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
It looks like they didn't finish building the boats.
Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
A giant hamster wheel?
The rainforest is falling down.
RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
The boats were just wireframes.
Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
I think the aboriginals are turned into slaves.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:30 pm
African slaves.
Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
Matt Lauer is explaining.
"Leading destination for African slaves."
RawkHawk2010 8:30 pm
rofl
Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
"Impact of the African culture is still very strong. Music and dance"
RawkHawk2010 8:30 pm
Did they ever do anything like this for the last U.S. Olympics?
Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
Is this why they started by saying this'd cover modern Brazil rap culture?
Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
Did the aboriginals die?
RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
btw
Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
Also, why is the black guy controlling the other black guy?
The slaves enslaved themselves?
There's no European in sight.
RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
I don't think South American slavery involved giant hamster wheels.
But it's good historical revisionism, I think.
 |
| What do the hamster wheels symbolise? Slaves presumably did things other than run in circles, right? |
Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
Kids would wanna study this.
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
Who are these guys?
Free Masons?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:32 pm
Middle Eastern immigrants now.
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
They're Asians and from Middle East.
RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
"GET EM OUT!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
ISIS incoming?
RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
"OUT OUT OUT!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:33 pm
So is this supposed to teach us that multiculturalism is bad?
Because the African slaves are still there.
"The story of Brazil continues to unfold from Rio."
RawkHawk2010 8:33 pm
Does this even have a message?
Nintendork 13 13 8:33 pm
AD PLAYING
RawkHawk2010 8:34 pm
I don't think they know whether it's supposed to be good or bad.
ultralink1 8:34 pm
Need link again
Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
breezinabout@msn.com 8:34 pm
I'm starting to think the reason they delayed this an hour was simply to have time to identify the best places to insert all these commercial breaks...
Nintendork 13 13 8:35 pm
I don't think they did a particularly good job picking those out. <_<
Nintendork 13 13 8:35 pm
Are the companies in these ads gonna get backfired?
And people will avoid them?
WE'RE BACK
There's no one on the stage.
Did ISIS kill them?
RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
urbanization
Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
Matt Lauer explaining Brazil spent their budget on a projection system.
RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
This reminds me of Mirror's Edge.
Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
This is a videogame.
ultralink1 8:36 pm
all of their budget?
Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
Well, they didn't hire all of the security guards they were supposed to.
RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
This is actually pretty complex.
Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
Random black girl almost fell off.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:37 pm
Yeah, this looks cool.
ultralink1 8:37 pm
finally
Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
It gets even more urbanised.
ultralink1 8:37 pm
I get to watch
Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
They're climbing up buildings like it's Assassins Creed.
This is Sao Paulo.
ultralink1 8:37 pm
think twice about what?
RawkHawk2010 8:38 pm
ISIS
Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
"If you're living in the United States, as all of you are right now, we'll have a story coming up that miiight make you think twice."
Scary music.
This sounds like an ISIS leitmotif.
ultralink1 8:38 pm
needs spiderman
seriously expecting spiderman
 |
| Spiderpeople, actually. Get your gendered names out of here! |
Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
...
ultralink1 8:39 pm
how avant garde
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
Sugar cubes?
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
Is this the spice trade anachronized?
ultralink1 8:39 pm
i'm sure this is deep somehow
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
WALL
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
I don't think so.
WALL
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
THEY'RE BUILDING A WALL
THE WALL
 |
| BRAZIL WILL PAY FOR THE WALL. |
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
THEY'RE BUILDING A WALL
ultralink1 8:39 pm
they look like poorly made lamp shades
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
So Brazil will pay for it?
ultralink1 8:40 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
wtf THE WALL
NOOO
oh crap
ultralink1 8:40 pm
someone messed up
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
THEY ACTUALLY ARE LAMP SHADES
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
wtf
This is all building up to a conspiracy theory?
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
The dude in that plane looks like Blackadder.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:40 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
That Brazil invented the airplane?
ultralink1 8:40 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
And the Wright Bros. were a fraud?
ultralink1 8:40 pm
he just freaking left
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
wait
that was a real plane?
And it's flying around outside/
?
ultralink1 8:41 pm
i think it's a green screen effect rawk
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
I... I hope this is a projection.
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
lolololol
ultralink1 8:41 pm
definitely a green screen effect
breezinabout@msn.com 8:41 pm
I hope he crashes.
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
"Still to come from Rio... Michael Phelps"
ad playing
ultralink1 8:41 pm
michael phelps
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
So we don't get to know if he crashes.
ultralink1 8:41 pm
COVERAGE WILL RESUME SHORTLY
ultralink1 8:42 pm
....
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
...
ultralink1 8:42 pm
what are we waiting for
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
We're waiting for NBC to be satisfied with their profit.
ultralink1 8:42 pm
>>
ugh
Can we see a commercial at least
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
I see them.
Have ad-block off.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
oops
let me fix it
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
They're the same ads every ad break in the same order.
Oh wait this is new.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
there I turned my ad block off
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
Jason Bourne.
THIS JULY
...IT'S AUGUST.
YOU IDIOTS.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
i got a coke commercial
Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
Yeah that's one of them.
ultralink1 8:43 pm
GOLD IS A FEELING
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
Jason Bourne
ultralink1 8:44 pm
now coverage will resume shortly again
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Wait my coverage isn't resuming shortly I'm at Ram 1800
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
okay I'm at resuming
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
What do we think about randomly naming new installments after the franchise with no differentiation?
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Where's the plane?
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
Like Sonic the Hedgehog?
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Very bad.
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
Yeah
ultralink1 8:44 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Punch-Out!! Wii technically did that too.
ultralink1 8:44 pm
this is very sonic '06
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
Since it was called "Punch-Out!!"
what the hell
ultralink1 8:44 pm
*doesn't recognize song
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
"The Girl from Ippinima"
ultralink1 8:45 pm
who dat
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
Oh
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
Melania Trump
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
That's the girl.
ultralink1 8:45 pm
*doesn't recognize her
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
I thought they were talking about the singer.
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
"Supermodel Gizelle Punching"
ultralink1 8:45 pm
she is seriously popping her hips
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
Punch-u Me.
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
With projected smoke effects.
ultralink1 8:45 pm
that's gotta hurt
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
Punch-u MEEEEEEE!
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
NBC talking heads talking.
ultralink1 8:46 pm
who's the dude
on the building
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
She has a long way to go.
I dunno.
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
So did this turn into Miss Brazil?
ultralink1 8:46 pm
vortex
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
Music change
ultralink1 8:46 pm
are you keeping up?
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
Black dude on building
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
um
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
And woman.
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
what the fuck kind of segue was that
breezinabout@msn.com 8:46 pm
Yeah, I'm still with it.
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
Many black people on buildings.
 |
| Given all of the identity politics going on here, is there a racial message behind this? |
RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
I feel like
ultralink1 8:46 pm
the color palette choices are interesting
breezinabout@msn.com 8:47 pm
is this q-bert
RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
Rio used all the Olympic grant money to fund 100 unrelated projects at once.
ultralink1 8:47 pm
She looks familiar
RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
And ignored making preparations for the actual sports.
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
(Like cleaning the water.)
ultralink1 8:47 pm
i'm not impressed
dude
afros
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
Women with afros
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
The Tina Turner of Brazil
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
"That woman sitting in that chair is known as the Tina Turner of Brazil."
breezinabout@msn.com 8:48 pm
What the heck
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
Yo
I liked the aboriginees better.
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
I wouldn't mind another commercial break over this.
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
Maybe Europe DID fuck up.
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
NBC talking heads declaring they're going to dance.
ultralink1 8:48 pm
NBC commentors
I'd rather watch them dance
RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
I just saw twerking.
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
WHAT
RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
Did aboriginees twerk?
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
FIRST PERSON VIEW
ultralink1 8:49 pm
I know rawk
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
"Take the music from all over the world and make it their own. Distinctly Brazilian."
ultralink1 8:49 pm
man the technical director is awesome
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Well whatever Brazilian is, it SUCKS.
ultralink1 8:49 pm
switching from all these camera angles
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Tech director is great.
ultralink1 8:49 pm
every ten seconds
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
Creative director sucks.
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
These two dudes remind me of the Super Mario Super Show singers.
For some reason.
ultralink1 8:50 pm
Captain Lou Albano?
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
Yeah
breezinabout@msn.com 8:50 pm
DO THE MARIO
ultralink1 8:50 pm
Dude
I'm expecting it
 |
| The other staffers think this is reminiscent of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show DO THE MARIO segment. |
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
DO THE maRIO
breezinabout@msn.com 8:51 pm
Do-hohohoh.
ultralink1 8:51 pm
Makes as much sense as anything else right now
RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
Did anything like this happen in Mario & Sonic?
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
I'm still expecting ISIS.
no
RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
Did the game have an Opening Ceremony?
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
Who are these things?
It had an opening, uh, cutscene.
12 year old rapper.
ultralink1 8:51 pm
I'm expecting ISIS to be like bane
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
"With her lyrics challenges racism and sexism."
ultralink1 8:51 pm
just blow up the whole floor
RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
This just turned into the Democratic National Convention.
ultralink1 8:51 pm
after commenting on such a lovely voice
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
looooooooooool
ultralink1 8:52 pm
Is that concrete he's dancing on?
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
Fire
ultralink1 8:52 pm
because I feel like tht would hurt
Okay
ultralink1 8:52 pm
Fire is cool
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
I like fire.
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
Was that a projected render of Street Figher's Ryu spinning on the ground?
During the dancing?
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
Green fist
ultralink1 8:52 pm
We all agree that fire is the best part?
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
in background.
"Tension and even conflict, which is also a part of Brazilian culture."
- Matt Lauer
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:53 pm
Army?
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
Well, we can all see that.
ultralink1 8:53 pm
dude
those outfits are so weird
it's boggling my mind
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
Looks like the KKK.
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
They're acknowledging DIVISION
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
The silver ones anyway.
ultralink1 8:53 pm
DIVISION acknowledged!
Whoa
 |
| A talking head declared this represents the political DIVISION within the country. |
RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
rave party
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:54 pm
now would be the time for ISIS bombing
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
They even have a glowing target
in the centre of the stage.
RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
"PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY"
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
Literally.
ultralink1 8:54 pm
It's not that fun >>
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
NBC talking head: "why am I up here and not down there?"
ultralink1 8:54 pm
I would however like my own afro
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
"Regina Case" talking on stage.
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
Regina is a sad Case
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
In Portuguese.
To applause.
AHH
ultralink1 8:55 pm
I hope someone translated
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
ENGLISH
ultralink1 8:55 pm
oh
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
Let's Dance.
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
"Here is tonight Horsea! Let's dance!"
How about Just Dance 2017?
Will this beat Ubisoft's Orlando tribute?
breezinabout@msn.com 8:55 pm
AHH
The green fist is moving.
ultralink1 8:55 pm
This is all an elaborate ruse to advertise just dance 2017
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
lol
ultralink1 8:56 pm
obnoxious phones are obnoxious
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
Just Dance 2017 probably has a bigger budget than the Rio Olympics.
ultralink1 8:56 pm
omg
white guy dancing
ultralink1 8:56 pm
do we have numbers on the rio budget right now?
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
ahhh
no
ultralink1 8:56 pm
DUDE!
Pikmin
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
This music would be 10x better without the vocals.
ultralink1 8:57 pm
That's the vibe i'm getting
breezinabout@msn.com 8:57 pm
Yeah.
 |
| Kamek wants to hang out with this guy. |
ultralink1 8:57 pm
old bald guy
would hang out with him
.........................
was that chicken always there
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
I screenshotted him.
ultralink1 8:57 pm
?
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
...no.
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
That's what I was wondering.
I was like,
"...that...just appeared."
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
Green fist was there.
Chicken? No.
The lyrics on screen are "MEME"
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
Maybe ISIS dropped it.
ultralink1 8:58 pm
Someone push the C-Stick
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
While doing reconnaissance.
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
Fireworks.
ultralink1 8:58 pm
Dude
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
We can appreciate those.
ultralink1 8:58 pm
I want that job
Helicopter camera man
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
ISIS recon?
oh
ultralink1 8:58 pm
for olympics
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
"THAT WAS AWESO-..." AD PLAYING
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
LOL
ultralink1 8:58 pm
Oooo
local commercil
commercial
s
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
Did y'all watch the Sochi opening ceremony?
ultralink1 8:59 pm
nope
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
Nope.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:59 pm
Nah.
ultralink1 8:59 pm
I wanna watch that one instead
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
I don't even know where Sochi is.
ultralink1 8:59 pm
the japanese at least have an excuse
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
Compared to Sochi's, this ceremony is...
...well, horrible.
Sochi's was actually very good.
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
I wouldn't know Sochi existed without the Mari0 & Sonic series.
ultralink1 8:59 pm
the japanese know how to put on a show
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
Japanese is in 4 years.
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
I watched almost all of the Sochi olympics.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
(Sochi in Russia)
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
Including the curling.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
Was this while you were depressed?
ultralink1 9:00 pm
poop
ultralink1 9:00 pm
oh well
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
why poop
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
COVERAGE
WE'RE BACK
"We are now moving onto another PHASE."
ultralink1 9:01 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
You can't watch curling while not depressed.
lol
ultralink1 9:01 pm
that sound effect sounds familiar
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
"One that the creative team feels carries the essential theme of the entire evening"
ultralink1 9:01 pm
DUUUUDE
blame this guy
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
"This is the core of our ceremony"
ultralink1 9:01 pm
....
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
Climate Change?!
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
"We're going to show how CLIMATE CHANGE is affecting all of us"
waaaaaaaaaaaaat
ultralink1 9:01 pm
did you guys get a climate change vibe?
It was the twerking
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
XD
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
I didn't see climate change at all.
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
Guess that's coming up?
CO2 EMISSIONS
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
CO2 Emissions
 |
| This is the very CORE of the entire Opening Ceremony! Looks, um, pretty? |
ultralink1 9:02 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Projector
ultralink1 9:02 pm
they're doing it now
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
fucking up the map
ultralink1 9:02 pm
pretty sure that's not how global warming affects the map
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Okay, this explains why this ceremony sucks.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
It's centred around this. <_<
"LOOK at Greenland in the last decade"
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
I'm laughing out loud.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
It was growing
ultralink1 9:03 pm
aaaaaaaaaand now no one cares
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
as they were saying that.
Amsterdam flooding.
(RIP Vortex)
ultralink1 9:03 pm
ooooo the dubai islands
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
Florida with a random accent mark
ultralink1 9:03 pm
awwwwww poor florida
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
This is not ceremonious.
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
"Shangai"
"Rio de Janeiro"
Rio is barely flooding.
ultralink1 9:03 pm
*gasps
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
The message of Rio's opening ceremony is
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
ultralink1 9:03 pm
oh is that the water
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Is this kid walking on water?
ultralink1 9:04 pm
I do like the single kid
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Audience is cheering.
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
climate change about to get that nigga
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Single kid with single sapling.
ultralink1 9:04 pm
good symbolism
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
RUN!
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
"A flower has sprouted in the street"
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
English narration has very thick accent.
"English: Judi Dench"
They're planting tentacles.
ultralink1 9:05 pm
#japan
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
"Let's have complete silence and halt all business! The flower is being born!"
Terrible message.
ultralink1 9:05 pm
did she just call the flower ugly
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
This reminds me of Viva Pinata.
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
This is what they want.
To return us to the Stone Age.
"It's ugly, but it's a flower."
breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
This whole thing really went downhill.
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
"Tedium, disgust, and hatred."
ultralink1 9:06 pm
I mean
I get the message
but
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
That's what happens when liberals run things. <.<
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
Now I want a cynical Viva Pinata done in this style.
ultralink1 9:06 pm
judy dench is awesome but not in this narrative
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
They beat you over the head with their agenda.
ultralink1 9:06 pm
need that one lady
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
And lose all artistry.
ultralink1 9:06 pm
from God of War
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Apparently each athlete at the Olympics has to plant seeds.
(Watered by the local feces-infested river?)
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:07 pm
Sigh >>
and the millions of other things wrong in rio?
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
"More from Rio including the parade of nations right after this"
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
the parade of nations
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Ad Playing
ultralink1 9:08 pm
GOLD IS A FEELING
ANYONE CAN BE GOLD
Lol sup Tom Shields
breezinabout@msn.com 9:08 pm
Parade of Nations is my favourite part.
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Yeah, Rawk you're right.
ultralink1 9:08 pm
@vortex
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
This basically is the DNC Part 2.
ultralink1 9:08 pm
why?
RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
yeah lol
Maybe KHAAAAAN and his mute wife will be here.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:09 pm
I don't know, lol.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
The DNC also had substantial non-English portions!
ultralink1 9:09 pm
that's a $780 phone
why is he walking
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
(That always got cheers just for being non-English.)
toadpwns 9:09 pm
Ok
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
Hey Wendy.
ultralink1 9:09 pm
he's gonna get jumped
o3o
toadpwns 9:09 pm
Hurr
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
You watching?
ultralink1 9:09 pm
hello wendy
Just asking
toadpwns 9:10 pm
No no tv yet
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
If you only start watching this
ultralink1 9:10 pm
For personal reasons
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
it'll be totally out-of-sync.
toadpwns 9:10 pm
O/
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
(With all of us)
ultralink1 9:10 pm
Has anyone actually seen the first Pete's Dragon?
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
You're not missing a whole lot.
ultralink1 9:10 pm
besides me?
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
We're back
toadpwns 9:10 pm
I'm already out if sync
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
They're advertising Virtual Reality.
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
What even IS Pete's Dragon?
ultralink1 9:10 pm
oh poop
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
Parade of Nations up next.
ultralink1 9:10 pm
If I had my Note 5 I could watch in VR
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
flashback
ultralink1 9:11 pm
Pete's dragon is a reaaaaaaally old
disney movie
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
You'll get a headache not only from the content but the presentation.
ultralink1 9:11 pm
her eyes are huge
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
Dem Fierce Five. <_<
ultralink1 9:11 pm
jeez
they've got muscles for days
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
Why are they here?
 |
| This was an NBC-only thing, right? The rest of the world didn't see this part? |
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
The Untouchables
Obama probably requested it.
ultralink1 9:12 pm
crap
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
They're Obama fangirls.
ultralink1 9:12 pm
I was going to google something
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
Or at least one of them is.
ultralink1 9:12 pm
Oooo
boxing
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
wait is this another ad break
breezinabout@msn.com 9:13 pm
What are you seeing?
ultralink1 9:13 pm
Galaxy note 7
RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files/ec/ecf3e455-79ff-410a-8ccb-85023c0e9895.jpg
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
A United Airlines sponsorship
Now Diet Coke.
ultralink1 9:13 pm
we're taking preorders at our store
also on the diet coke add
......
car wash party?
life would suck if it tasted like diet coke
RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
I've been drinking a can of diet root beer at work.
ultralink1 9:14 pm
Clarissa shields is one of the USA representatives for Boxing
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
It's better than I expected.
ultralink1 9:14 pm
she's awesome
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
Why Diet and not Real
ultralink1 9:14 pm
sugar content?
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
^
(Diet A&W)
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
But sugar is good!
ultralink1 9:14 pm
never had A&W root beer
ultralink1 9:15 pm
that was diet
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Better than Diet Coke.
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
"I used to blame the weather for my frizz."
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Diet Coke isn't good.
ultralink1 9:15 pm
her voice isn't good for commericials
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
That goes against the climate change message.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
COVERAGE WILL RESUME
ultralink1 9:15 pm
NOW
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
If weather isn't a factor anymore.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
"Time to meet the real stars of the show"
ultralink1 9:15 pm
....
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
So Team Koopa was going to be here up until we backed out last night!
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
I forgot Greece existed.
ultralink1 9:16 pm
why gree- oh....
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Keep an eye out if Team Mari0 and Team Sonic show up. >_>
(They better have backed out too.)
ultralink1 9:16 pm
selfie sticks for days
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Afghanistan
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
I'm waiting for Team ISIS
breezinabout@msn.com 9:16 pm
lol, Afghanistan.
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
So which of these will ISIS be here for?
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
...oh here they are!
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
ISIS isn't in Afghanistan.
That's Team Taliban.
ultralink1 9:17 pm
and Al qaeda right?
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
I think USA was in Afghanistan for the Taliban.
ultralink1 9:17 pm
is everyone handing out those tiny tiny cameras
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
What country is Team Hoko Barem?
ultralink1 9:17 pm
because every country has them
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
Boko Harem?
ultralink1 9:17 pm
Hey I know an albanian
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
Yeah
ultralink1 9:17 pm
Kony boss
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
Nigeria.
ultralink1 9:17 pm
oh
nvm
Germany...
awkward
they beat them in soccer
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
"The Germans crushed the home team seven to one."
breezinabout@msn.com 9:18 pm
Yeah, that was a great game.
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
NBC talking about Germans being mean.
"That's just not nice."
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
Biased!
ultralink1 9:19 pm
Germans pwning brazil
ultralink1 9:19 pm
who are the green people?
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
koopas
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
no
>.>
ultralink1 9:19 pm
they look like the riddler
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
lol did you see that bald woman
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
ya
ultralink1 9:20 pm
no
dude in the suit knows how to party
Oooo british colonies
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
If Antigua and Barbuda stayed with Britain they'd have Olympic medals.
ultralink1 9:20 pm
QUESTION!
breezinabout@msn.com 9:20 pm
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DAN153/BrazilvGermanyreactions_zpsdce8ea1b.png
^^^Brazilian dreams crushed by Germany.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Why were germany and the others introduced first
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
Saudis.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Saudis
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
Saudis.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
ISIS?
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
"OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUT!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
No, ISIS isn't Saudi.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Where are they then?
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
ISIS is Iraq, Syria, and Libya.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
Syria
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
I wonder how many people boo'd.
ultralink1 9:21 pm
that was my next guess
Algeria
french colony
breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
"13-strong Saudi team".
That's not strong.
ultralink1 9:22 pm
QUESTION!
What do you have to do to be an independent olympic athlete?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
was that a giant cheese grater
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
Be a Palestinian.
Or other stateless person.
ultralink1 9:22 pm
digging the guy holding the argentina flag
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
...I dunno we'll find out when they show up.
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
For the record, since it's over,
ultralink1 9:23 pm
Yeah the tiny cameras are standard issue
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
that opening ceremony sucked 'nads.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Yeah.
It did.
ultralink1 9:23 pm
I know a guy from armenia
Cool guy
ultralink1 9:23 pm
Still talk to him sometimes
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Aruba!
ultralink1 9:23 pm
Bahamas
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
They look happy.
ultralink1 9:23 pm
come on baby momma
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
Where the hell even is Aruba?
ultralink1 9:24 pm
that one song
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Independent Olympic Athletes
ultralink1 9:24 pm
:0
REFUGEES?
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
These guys are Kuwaitis
 |
| Well, THIS guy has to be a Kuwaiti. That's pretty much what I imagine a Kuwaiti to look like. |
ultralink1 9:24 pm
not all of them
I know an australian too
RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
Every time I hear "IOC", I think "Invasion of Chaos"
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
Well that's not a big deal.
ultralink1 9:25 pm
me too rawk
shorts and ties?
ultralink1 9:25 pm
ew
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
Does Austria have a national identity besides being an inferior Germany?
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
uh
breezinabout@msn.com 9:26 pm
Not really.
ultralink1 9:26 pm
birthing schwartzenegger
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
they used to be part of hungary and germany didn't
I guess
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
(And Austrian economics?)
ultralink1 9:26 pm
they're important in Europe
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
Isn't that what Ludwig Von Mises uses?
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
Ya.
ultralink1 9:26 pm
I know an azerbaijan
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
He invented it.
AD BREAK
ultralink1 9:26 pm
I know lots of people now that I think about it.....
>>
hmmm
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:27 pm
The azerbaijani
was a study abroad
that lived with my ex
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Was it a Muslim?
ultralink1 9:27 pm
morman
yes
ultralink1 9:27 pm
she was muslim
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
I walked by Ludwig Von Misers everyday in Auburn.
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Are they all Muslim?
ultralink1 9:27 pm
she didn't do the head scarf
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
They were weird.
ultralink1 9:27 pm
not ALL
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Misers are the best.
ultralink1 9:27 pm
but a significant portion
she was nice
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
(At least, economically.)
ultralink1 9:28 pm
I think she's married now
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
I miss when you got to say your girlfriend was a Mormon.
We're back and we skipped to the Bs
and by we I mean NBC.
Bahamas
ultralink1 9:29 pm
mormon ex is interesting
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
"I'm noticing a lot of multi-coloured hair and I'm really liking that theme." - NBC talking head
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
You know any Bangladeshi?
ultralink1 9:29 pm
she has one kid and is birthing a second
nope
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
Me neither.
RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
birthing?
ultralink1 9:29 pm
I almost went to belize
she's pregnant
not in labor
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
Barbados
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:30 pm
BARBADO SLIM!?
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
Wot's the difference between Barbados and Barbuda?
ultralink1 9:30 pm
futurama joke
tridents?
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
Bahrain
ultralink1 9:30 pm
what on earth is bahrain?
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
Bahrain's flag is just like Qutar's.\
ultralink1 9:30 pm
"Par-Tay
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
A really small Arab country.
ultralink1 9:30 pm
These are stupid commentary
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
Belarus
these guys are evil.
ultralink1 9:31 pm
STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICA
dude
he looks like neil patrick harris
RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
I wish we were as blisfully ignorant as the NBC commentators.
ultralink1 9:31 pm
belarus flag
RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
"I'm really liking all this multi-colored hair!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
"Belgeeum!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
Are you happy to be independent of them, Vortex?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:31 pm
Of Belgium?
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
ya
ultralink1 9:32 pm
Belgium is chill
they're cool
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
I don't like them.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:32 pm
Of, I see what you mean. Well yeah.
ultralink1 9:32 pm
french language represented there
Belize is a relatively poor state
omg
this chick
is so tacky
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
Belize tried to kill John McAfee.
ultralink1 9:32 pm
she still has her phone IMEI sticker on her phone
at least she has a phone case
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
Benin
ultralink1 9:33 pm
Bendilin
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
Bermuda shorts
breezinabout@msn.com 9:33 pm
British Overseas Territories!
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
I like the shorts.
ultralink1 9:33 pm
Not digging the shorts
it's pretty lame to be known for shorts
OOOoo
ultralink1 9:33 pm
I know a bulgarian
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
"Shorts are comfy and easy to wear!"
Yo wait for them to show up first.
You're getting ahead of yourself!"
ultralink1 9:34 pm
apparently Yogurt is a big deal for Bulgaria
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
We're in Bosnia and Herzegovina!
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
"Bulgarians" give the impression of disgust.
Cuz it sounds like "Vulgarians"
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
(Not to be confused with Antigua and Barbuda)
ultralink1 9:34 pm
Pocket square is very classy
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
I don't know anything about Botswana.
ultralink1 9:34 pm
who is the small asian girl
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
I did at one point.
ultralink1 9:34 pm
with the plant
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
Bot-Swanna?
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
I knew about Botswanian Tamed Squirrels
ultralink1 9:35 pm
only three athletes for brunei
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
NOW is Bulgaria.
ultralink1 9:35 pm
wow
they're excited
Trilbies everywhere
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
ya
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
Burkina Faso.
ultralink1 9:36 pm
I like his hat
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
Burkina guy likes his "medal for participation".
ultralink1 9:36 pm
I mean
that's cool I guess
Burundi has best KDR
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
i like buhtan's flag
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
Bhutan's whopping 2 athletes.
Are they skipping Canada with an ad break?
ultralink1 9:37 pm
Why are all the children mismatched with the countries
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
(aka ad playing)
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
trump endorsed ryan and mccain btw.
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
He endorsed McCain?
ew
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
apparently
ultralink1 9:38 pm
brb
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
Maybe he'll retract it next week.
ultralink1 9:38 pm
bathroom and food
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
How long is this going to be?
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
http://i.imgur.com/neGiUuu.jpg
"I did it!"
"Happy?"
Hours.
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
crap
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
It's been 30 minutes and we're still in the B's.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
Are we even going to be able to finish?
Cape Verde
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
no
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
so commercial break didn't skip.
ultralink1 9:40 pm
french territory
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
I figure we'll get to America though.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:40 pm
Is this log going to end up being even longer than Breath of the Wild's?
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
At least.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
If USA is Estados
is UK also Estados?
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
Cameroon.
I know a guy from Cameroon.
Well.
He's hilarious.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
Do we need to watch until Sierra Leone?
ultralink1 9:40 pm
BOXING
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
And was my dissection partner in Biology.
ultralink1 9:41 pm
whoa
RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
And could dissect animals like he had done it all his life.
ultralink1 9:41 pm
digging the purple
 |
| This shade of purple was the best colour to be in the entire Opening Ceremony. |
breezinabout@msn.com 9:41 pm
Cameroon always makes me think of macaroons.
ultralink1 9:41 pm
Woo!
Canada!
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
Hi Canada!
ultralink1 9:41 pm
lots of applause
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
A relevant country!
ultralink1 9:41 pm
canada chick is pretty
ultralink1 9:42 pm
those suit jackets look uncomfortable
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
Did we ever find out wot we were supposed to think twice about?
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
Has lumberjacking ever been an olympic sport?
ultralink1 9:42 pm
Can we stop to acknowledge there's a country called chad
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
We were supposed to think twice about if whether the Wall could get built.
Cuz it was plowed down right after he said that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
oh
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
It was a #DumpTrump move.
ultralink1 9:43 pm
obnoxious selfie sticks are obnoxious
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
I dunno anything about Cayman Islands besides it being a tax shelter.
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
I like their getups.
ultralink1 9:43 pm
these people look like they're americans on vacation
breezinabout@msn.com 9:44 pm
Tax Haven Islands.
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
Very modest.
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
The Central African Republican's flag is way too complex.
Hideous.
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
Here's Chad.
ultralink1 9:44 pm
Sup Chad
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
CHAD
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
As Kamek requested, we will stop to acknowledge a country is named Chad.
(Chad Joseph!)
ultralink1 9:44 pm
thank you
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
Chad's flag looks like Lego.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
^^^ And is far too similar to Romania's.
ultralink1 9:45 pm
Chile has a long history of war torn battles
and terrible economic collapses
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
:-X
ultralink1 9:45 pm
they're a sad story
breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
Sad!
ultralink1 9:45 pm
that's an S7 edge
$780 phone
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
uh oh
IT'S CHINA
ultralink1 9:46 pm
China.....
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
404 athletes
breezinabout@msn.com 9:46 pm
CHINA
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
(404 error?)
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
CHYNA
ultralink1 9:46 pm
whoaaaaaaa
that's a lot of people
ultralink1 9:46 pm
TABLE TENNIS
get it right
chump
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
MY SPORT
ultralink1 9:46 pm
LUDWIG
VS
CHINA
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
I thought you'd name a specific dude.
ultralink1 9:47 pm
weird hand
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
(Or a made up one.)
ultralink1 9:47 pm
alright
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
is china still communist
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
Yes.
ultralink1 9:47 pm
yes
but
they have more capitalism now
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
*cronyism
ultralink1 9:47 pm
whatever
point is they can't be 100% communist
now that china is done
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
Yeah, that's next door at North Korea.
ultralink1 9:48 pm
i'm getting food
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
K come back for South Korea?
ultralink1 9:48 pm
North Korea isn't allowed to participate right?
RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
They were allowed in Sochi.
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
They probably don't even know there are Olympics.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
They were also in the 2010 World Cup.
ultralink1 9:49 pm
of course russia would allow them in sochi
breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
Pretty sure they're not banned or anything.
ultralink1 9:49 pm
Then are they here?
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
And it was rumored they were executed after losing.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
They should be...
ultralink1 9:49 pm
Is north Korea here ?!
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea_at_the_2016_Summer_Olympics
ultralink1 9:49 pm
:0
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
yes
ultralink1 9:49 pm
I want to see them
Muhammad Ali Vs. George Foreman
big deal
very cool
RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
"North Korea has fielded a team of three athletes into the table tennis competition at the Games."
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
omg this log is too long
breezinabout@msn.com 9:50 pm
I see South Korea's up soon.
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
ad playing
ultralink1 9:50 pm
FOOD TIME
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
back in Rio
ultralink1 9:53 pm
no comment on south korea?
Another french territoire
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
lduwi
we should quit after Ameirca
ultralink1 9:54 pm
There's too many countries man
ultralink1 9:54 pm
we are on the 3rd letter of the alpha bet
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
wait
We quit after UK
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
um
better hope they're E too. >.>
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Unless Sierra Leone is near the first half
...Shouldn't they be?
ultralink1 9:55 pm
....
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Reino Unido
CRAP
RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
Cubers.
ultralink1 9:55 pm
oooo
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Serra Leoa
crap
ultralink1 9:55 pm
CUBA!
neat
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
Hey Vortex can we leave way before the UK?
ultralink1 9:55 pm
boxing ?
cool
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
They begin with R.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:55 pm
...
<_<
Fine.
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
Denmark girl is Hot.
 |
| The rest of this log is more-or-less judging countries by how we like their women in the delegation. Rawk likes this one. |
ultralink1 9:56 pm
meh
breezinabout@msn.com 9:56 pm
Are we coming back for the lighting of the torch?
ultralink1 9:56 pm
>>
when's that?
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
^
breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
...Sometime after the Parade.
ultralink1 9:57 pm
ugh
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
djibouti
ultralink1 9:57 pm
NBC people are stupid
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
I wonder where Wendy is if she's watching.
Probably at the end by now.
ultralink1 9:57 pm
where is she?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
lol, there's still more than an hour to go in real-time.
ultralink1 9:57 pm
more riddlers
@_@
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
...so more than two hours to go in NBC-time?
ultralink1 9:58 pm
more than an hour?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:58 pm
2 and a half in NBC time.
ultralink1 9:58 pm
jeez
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
That's past midnight!
We'll miss the deadline. :-(
RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
ain't nobody watchin' that
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
London removed baseball.
ultralink1 9:59 pm
I know where alexandria is
in virginia
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
lol
ultralink1 9:59 pm
We visited there every now and then
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
Where's EstadosUnidos?
ultralink1 9:59 pm
EST
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
Is United Arab Emirates Emiratos?
Emirados Árabes Unidos
ultralink1 10:00 pm
dude
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
These Arabs look miserable.
ultralink1 10:00 pm
I wanna see those weight lifting chicks
for the UAE
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
(And this was Noxial's dream!)(
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
Oh
I thought you were referring to Ecuador, lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:01 pm
lol
awkward smile
there's the USA
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
After Micronesia.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
The fuck is "Micronesia"?
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
I didn't know Micronesia was a country.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
I'm laughing out loud so hard.
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
I thought it was, like, an area.
Or a nickname.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
I have literally never heard of it.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:02 pm
It's in the Pacific.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
It sounds fake as fuck.
ultralink1 10:02 pm
it's legit
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
AD BREAK
ultralink1 10:02 pm
Have to make sure we have enough time to see the USA
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
"Brought to you by McDonalds!"
ultralink1 10:03 pm
SOMETHING ATHLETES SHOULDN'T EAT
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
Wot about their salads?
ultralink1 10:03 pm
Salads are subpar
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
I mean
ultralink1 10:03 pm
I know
I ate them often
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
...isn't everything there subpar?
>_>
ultralink1 10:03 pm
when I worked there
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
McDonalds has good browns.
ultralink1 10:04 pm
?
hashbrowns?
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
hashbrowns.
yea
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
(Wot was that ad?)
(From Amazon?)
(They ordered a lion?)
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:04 pm
First
*types youtube comment
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
Sponsored by Best Buy/Visa.
ultralink1 10:05 pm
who's ashton Eaton
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Best Buy didn't have Zero Time Dilemma.
ultralink1 10:05 pm
i've seen his name
alot
I use that gilette razoe
razor
just saying
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Wikipedia says it's an American Olympic champ.
In track.
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
Spain
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Spain.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
Trilbies
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
So many trilbies.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
are so international apparently
my stream is being stupid
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
Will the Americans be weird, too?
So is mine.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
better shape up
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
It's fast-forwarding to catch up.
ultralink1 10:06 pm
American Trilby
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
MICRONESIA
ultralink1 10:07 pm
I dig their flag
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
"we overlooked micronesia"
ultralink1 10:07 pm
What do you think ?
applause for america
or no?
bets?
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
"We are going to give them this moment in this stadium."
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
I like Micronesia's aesthetics.
ultralink1 10:07 pm
I'm guessing applause
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
Massive applause.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
We should write an article about them.
ultralink1 10:08 pm
micronesia?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
inb4 ad break
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
#AmericanPrivilege
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
APPLAUSE
ultralink1 10:08 pm
Michael phelps
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
TEAM USA
ultralink1 10:08 pm
whoa
we have 554 people?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
wtf random Muslim woman
 |
| Ludwig did not expect a woman in a hijab in America's delegation. |
ultralink1 10:08 pm
stupid lady wearing sunglasses
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
What happened to Phelps being ostracized cuz of that pot?
ultralink1 10:09 pm
Sponsored by Polo Ralph Lauren
RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:09 pm
More standard issue tiny cameras
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
Are we ending right after?
Team Philippines is probably hot.
Just saying.
ultralink1 10:10 pm
?
why is that?
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
So we should end after Philippines?
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
We should end when they do their next ad break.
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
Pacific Islanders are hot in general.
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
^
ultralink1 10:10 pm
Carmelo Anthony was super popular in Colorado
he played for the Denver Nuggets
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
The... Denver Nuggets?
ultralink1 10:10 pm
We went to a game seeing him once
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
The Denver Nuggets>
ultralink1 10:10 pm
It's their basketball team
for the state
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
rofl
How the fuck is that a real name?!
ultralink1 10:11 pm
Gold Nuggets
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
I was thinking of chicken.
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
(Same way Micronesia is.)
Me too.
ultralink1 10:11 pm
Lol everyone is on ethiopia now
but we're still on us
we get black jokers
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
One American is lost.
ultralink1 10:12 pm
Uh oh
RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
We're gonna miss Philippines.
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
"Fiji!"
NBC
GET OFF AMERICA
ultralink1 10:12 pm
we're gonna miss the PHILIPENES!
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
"So much more ahead"
ultralink1 10:12 pm
noooooooooo
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
NO
ultralink1 10:12 pm
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
THEY'RE AD BREAKING RIGHT BEFORE PHILIPPINES
ultralink1 10:12 pm
that one chick
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
lol
dammit
Now what do we do?
ultralink1 10:12 pm
well this sucks
p
right now
so
R isn't that far away
technically
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
...
uh
ultralink1 10:13 pm
oh wait
Filipinos
crap
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
...yeah.
Begins with F.
Hence right after Fiji. >_>
ultralink1 10:14 pm
shush
i'm tired
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
Well might as well see Philippines.
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
yea
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
Unless when we come back from the break NBC is STILL on America.
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
btw if y'all think the ordering is confusing now,
imagine Sochi's.
ultralink1 10:14 pm
dude
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
It was ordered by letters that we can't even read.
ultralink1 10:14 pm
we're still gonna be on america
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
WE'RE
BACK
sorta
ultralink1 10:15 pm
nope
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
SHORTLY
ultralink1 10:15 pm
you fail
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
The Tonight Show?
Starring Jimmy Fallon?
RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
We should live react to Jimmy Fallon.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
What if they stay on America for the whole rest of the parade?
ultralink1 10:15 pm
whoa
wait
what
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
Estonia
wtf
ultralink1 10:15 pm
we didn't even move
WAIT
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
Not only that
THEY WENT
BACK IN TIME
ultralink1 10:15 pm
did they go back!?
breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
THEY WERE AT FIJI AT THE BREAK
NOW WE'RE AT ESTONIA
NBC WENT BACK IN TIME
RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
lololololol
breezinabout@msn.com 10:16 pm
Well, that's one advantage to not showing it live.
RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
Didn't they listen to Whis and Beerus in Dragon Ball Super?
Time-travel is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
I like Macedonia's flag.
Fiji's is awful.
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
It looks like a sunburst.
ultralink1 10:17 pm
I bet they did it for that reason
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:17 pm
to spend an extra five minutes
on america
aw
fiji dudes look like fun
I'd hang out with them
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
That dude's eyebrows
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
What do call Figi people?
Is one called a "Fij"?
ultralink1 10:17 pm
they're adorable
RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
Philippines.
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
PHILIPPINES
all five
or 13
they're dudes
 |
| ...Well, this is what the Philippines people looked like. Mostly men, with a couple of older women. My bad. |
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
ultralink1 10:18 pm
i'm not impressed ludwig
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
that was not worth it
AT ALL
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
fuck
breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
Is that it?
ultralink1 10:18 pm
way to go
breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
That's their team?
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
fuck it I'm closed
ultralink1 10:18 pm
Noooooo
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
Well, might as well see France.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
Out of a country of 100 million+?
ultralink1 10:18 pm
France is next
After france
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
fine France
WAIT WHAT
ultralink1 10:18 pm
hey
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
GREAT BRITAIN
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
"It's been a difficult and tragic year for France."
ultralink1 10:18 pm
that's the french president
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
WAIT GREAT BRITAIN IS ON THAT LIST
ultralink1 10:19 pm
lol they're such bros
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
Did you guys Brexit from the whole United Kingdom after all?
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
NBC made France's entrance depressing as fuck.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
Oh yeah, we compete under that name, not "United Kingdom".
Guess I forgot.
ultralink1 10:19 pm
........
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
YOU COULD'VE SAID THAT.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
All they did was talk about all the times they've been killed this year.
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
(And last.)
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
So they'll mention Brexit when Britain is up?
What the hell is Gabon?
ultralink1 10:20 pm
jeez vortex
GAHBAWN
france was meh
RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
Isn't there a Mario character named Gabon?
ultralink1 10:20 pm
It's in africa
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
Sounds like a Pokémon.
LOL
ultralink1 10:20 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
woah
ultralink1 10:20 pm
that gambia chick was jacked up
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
ya
ultralink1 10:20 pm
on that bike
you see that?
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
yaaa
ultralink1 10:21 pm
UUUUUUUUUUUGH
RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
http://i.imgur.com/5f9WTiO.png
gabon
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
"First two Olympic swimmers the country has ever produced"
ultralink1 10:21 pm
these people need to take off their IMEI stickers on their stupid phones
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
That's a Bagon. <_<
Georgia
RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
GEORGIA
HEY IT'S ME
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
uh
ultralink1 10:21 pm
Georgia is nice
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
dat ain't Peachtree
ultralink1 10:21 pm
I dig them
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
"Georgians in Medieval times"
ultralink1 10:21 pm
ugh
RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
There's Vortex.
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
BRITISH
ultralink1 10:21 pm
such a lame joke
ew
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
"The British are coming, the British are coming!" - NBC
 |
| Actually, whatever the women are wearing is pretty fine. The guys are a disgrace, though. |
ultralink1 10:22 pm
what's with the shorts
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
Applause.
Shorts
LOL
RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
Britain's team looks better than ours.
ultralink1 10:22 pm
nah
breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
Woooo!
TEAM GB
ultralink1 10:22 pm
the ladies are cool
RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
Phelps is a lame masct.
mscot*
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
British over.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
Well, that was brief.
Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
Well.
It's brief in the BBC, too?
ultralink1 10:23 pm
Phelps is the most decorated olympian in all of history rawk >>
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
They didn't zoom in on America forever like NBC did?
breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
You won't catch the BBC pulling time travel tricks.
RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
guam
breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
Nope.
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
USA chant
Because Guam is part of Team USA
I guess.
ultralink1 10:23 pm
What is Equatorial Guinea
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
I don't want to find out.
ultralink1 10:23 pm
me neither
are we done?
breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
It's in Africa.
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
I think we're done.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
North of Gabon.
ultralink1 10:24 pm
sleepy
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
I'm closing.
Any objections?
RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
Guyanans look like they have stains on their clothes.
Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
This is hideous
Guinea woman
*close*
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
One of the Guineas is wearing a cape.
ultralink1 10:25 pm
....
is hong kong a separate country from hong kong?
CHINA*
ultralink1 10:25 pm
>>
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
Shrodinger's Hong Kong
wait
breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
I like how we didn't even have the courtesy to get to the Brazilian team.
ultralink1 10:26 pm
lol haiti is wearing the flag in his suit jacket
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
yeah screw them
breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
At their own Olympics.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
Ludwig I'm getting to the next commercial.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
Here's Hong Kong
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
Well say witty stuff.
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
This is Team DK!
ultralink1 10:26 pm
Hong kong girl is hot
for real
RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
Yeah.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
Hong Kong's flag's better than China's.
ultralink1 10:27 pm
agreed
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
Hong Kong girl is in fact, hong.
hot*
Ludwig missed it.
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
yeah I did
ultralink1 10:27 pm
better than anyone in the philippenes
or whatever
>>
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
OH SHUT UP
I WAS BETRAYED
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
Hungary
ultralink1 10:27 pm
Ludwig
iraq and iran
are now
breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
Hungary's team is mostly swimmers.
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
AND
breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
Poor them.
ultralink1 10:27 pm
we should see them
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
NOW IT ENDS
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
For ISIS purposes?
ultralink1 10:28 pm
and noxius purposes
she's probably there
commercial right now
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
You're gonna make an excuse for every country
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
next you'll wanna see Japan
and then other shit
ultralink1 10:28 pm
an extra 5 minutes isn't going to kill us
.....
well
I won't lie
I do want to see japan
but
iran and iraq are highly relevant
Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
"j" is after "i" after all!
RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
*opens stream again*
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
I have it open.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
maybe most of the country renamings were concentrated within the first half of the alphabet and we're really 4/5 of the way done.
ultralink1 10:31 pm
someone check
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
http://qz.com/750583/this-is-the-order-countries-will-march-in-during-the-olympic-opening-ceremonies/
Iran is 98
It goes to 209
(Brazil is 209.)
RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
lol oops
ultralink1 10:31 pm
holy crap
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
(Refugee Olympic Team is 208.)
RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
........
There's a Refugee Olympic Team?
ultralink1 10:32 pm
there's iran coming up
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
For Palestinians.
ultralink1 10:32 pm
aw
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
IRAN
ultralink1 10:32 pm
she's disabled...
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
You should've been here during the DNC.
ultralink1 10:32 pm
she's archery
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
They had a disabled person every day.
ultralink1 10:32 pm
that's sick
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
Oh, we gotta see Israel. <_<
>_>
ultralink1 10:32 pm
chick is hardcore
.....
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
Iraq.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
what was that boss
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
I'm in commercials.
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
I'm in Iraq.
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
About gatorade.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
dude is a boxer
 |
| There were literally no females with Iraq's group. I believe they were the only all-male nation. This is presumably ISIS's doing. |
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
No women.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
i don't see noxial
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
Oh here's Iraq.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
no women at all
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
Maybe she got a sex change.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
that's creepy
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
NBC looking at an American photo shoot.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
dude there were no women in the Iraqi
breezinabout@msn.com 10:33 pm
Oh look, it's Ireland.
ultralink1 10:33 pm
that's scary
breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
Dunno if I should cheer for them.
RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
we gotta see iceland
breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
Think I'll leave it.
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
We stop at Japan.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
is northern ireland a player as well
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
That's it.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
?
RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
b-b-but jordan
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
NO MORE AFTER JAPAN.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
Satisfied with japan
breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
No Kamek.
ultralink1 10:34 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
Israel <3
ultralink1 10:34 pm
israel has....
an interesting outfit...
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
....yeah...
ultralink1 10:34 pm
better than shorts
 |
| See, the Israelis are good-looking, but what the hell are they wearing and why? |
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
...well that ended quick.
ultralink1 10:35 pm
UGH another IMEI sticker on a phone
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
Now there's over 300 ITalians.
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
They look like they adopted Santorum's weird sweater fetish.
ultralink1 10:35 pm
dude why is everyone cheering for italy?
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
Hahahaha
Israel BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ultralink1 10:35 pm
Boss what's with the Israel outfit
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
Um, I dunno.
ultralink1 10:35 pm
JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM IS NEXT!
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
Ludwig you should go have a talk with them.
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
Jamaica has 59 dudes?!
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
Tell them to get their shit together.
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
'kay. >.>
breezinabout@msn.com 10:36 pm
Looking for Usain Bolt.
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
They said he's not there.
ultralink1 10:36 pm
He's not there Vortex
is that a pool noodle
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
JAPAN IS NEXT
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
Did he boycott because of the microorganisms?
ultralink1 10:36 pm
Whoooo
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
338 atrhletes
breezinabout@msn.com 10:36 pm
:(
ultralink1 10:36 pm
Japan!
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
Applause.
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
Jay-Pan
ultralink1 10:36 pm
dude
ultralink1 10:37 pm
2 million japanese in sao paulo
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
2 million Japanese immigrants are in Brazil.
RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
where's sakurai
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
NBC
ultralink1 10:37 pm
omg the japanese girls are kawaii
RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
Japan has good clothes.
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
GET AWAY
FROM TEAM USA
ultralink1 10:37 pm
the girls and guys are wearing the same outfits :(
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
ew Jordan
Okay I'm closing.
 |
| Last picture of the log: Japanese waifus. Clearly better than the Philippines. |
ultralink1 10:37 pm
what's wrong with jordan?
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
Towelheads
I guess they're allied with USA
but still.
ultralink1 10:38 pm
But boss Lebanon is coming up!
we gotta watch them xD
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
Kiribati
ultralink1 10:38 pm
fine
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
I've taken so many screenshots and this has gone on for hours
and I didn't know there was a country called Kiribati.
breezinabout@msn.com 10:38 pm
What the heck are Kosovo doing there.
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
Sounds like a Kirby boss.
ultralink1 10:39 pm
QUESTION!
breezinabout@msn.com 10:39 pm
I didn't know they'd been recognised by the IOC.
ultralink1 10:39 pm
Why is south korea listed 160
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
Laos
ultralink1 10:39 pm
didn't we already see them?
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
ya we did
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
This is where Khan from King of the Hill is from.
ultralink1 10:39 pm
laos is cute
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
The good Khan.
Not the bad Khan from...real life.
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
...are you guys gonna end ever >.>
ultralink1 10:39 pm
south korea is listed in the list
waaaaay down in the S's
close to north korea
breezinabout@msn.com 10:40 pm
I'm watching all of this, log or no log.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
"Coreia do Sul"
Coreia do Norte
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
Latvians are hot af.
ultralink1 10:40 pm
I missed the latvians
*rewinds
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
(Blogger is freezing)
(This is worse than Breath of the Wild)
ultralink1 10:41 pm
whoa
rawk wasn't kidding
Latvia is pretty hot
breezinabout@msn.com 10:41 pm
LIBYA.
RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
Should title the log "Rio Olympic Ceremony: Breath of the Wild"
Because that's basically what half of the opening ceremony was.
Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
lol
ultralink1 10:42 pm
lol
NBC is laughing at person with last name shiite
they made 3 jokes
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
"You've got a DOUBLE Shiite in there!"
ultralink1 10:43 pm
"No shiite"
ultralink1 10:43 pm
fine
I'm tired
my back hurts
RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
YO
MADAGASCAR'S UNIFORMS LOOK LIKE BACON
ultralink1 10:43 pm
Big badminton rivalry
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
I can't even force quit Chrome
ultralink1 10:44 pm
malaysians are cutte
okay
i'm tired
commercial time
i'm out
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
*closes*
ultralink1 10:44 pm
*closes
....apparently obama was listening to eminem to prepare for the DNC
You managed to survive that? Good job. Leave a comment if you did and tell us your favourite KoopaTV reacting moment in this overly long log.
KoopaTV not only watched this ceremony, but the Closing Ceremony as well. It's shorter. We promise.
Here's the E3 2015 log we were talking about with Pelé.
You can decide for yourself if the Shell-Spangled Banner is better than Brazil's national anthem.
There's a climate change conference taking place at the British House in Rio. Probably related.
The next reaction log to have all five KoopaTV staff members in it at once was next year.
For the PyeongChang 2018 opening ceremony, we have five KoopaTV staff members watch through the entire thing.
Sorry for the delay in adding all of the images. But now they're there, and y'all are welcome to read through this...massive log.
ReplyDelete(107 pages in Word, for reference.)
You actually made it through the whole opening ceremony without dozing off? That's another impressive feat.
DeleteActually... If you look by the end of the log, we never got to the end of the Parade of Nations.
DeleteSome people (VORTEXICA) actually did stay up 'til the very end. I didn't.
America seems to be bad at covering any games that is not strictly US teams. My parents watch the Spanish channels (they both speak Spanish) for Futbol, I mean soccer.
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DeleteAmerica was bad all-around here. Some ratings numbers came in, and this was the lowest-rated Opening Ceremony since the 1970s. Ratings dropped off after America came on, and early.
My mother is born in Uruguay but family came from Europe. My father is European too but absolutely loves learning about world culture and enjoys learning languages.
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