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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

KoopaTV's September 13, 2017 Nintendo Direct Live Reactions!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Featuring some fangirl service...

Welcome everyone to the KoopaTV live reaction log to Nintendo's Nintendo Direct: September 13, 2017 edition. This one is long and full of a lot of information. You can watch it along with us here:
 

Who is “us”? I'm proud to tell you we have a pretty full staff here to live react. There's myself, Rawk, Kamek, AND Vortexica. You thought most of those guys were dead, didn't you? Also, because I can and it was requested, I replaced their weird AIM screen names with their KoopaTV staffer names. Now you can actually follow it. Yay!

...It seems like today was the first time the four of us had a sustained conversation together in a long time, so it seems some members have some things to share...

(5:46:47 PM) (Kamek) Hoy
(5:46:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh shit Kamek's here
(5:47:01 PM) (Kamek) Bang bang
(5:47:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We might have four dudes.
(5:47:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(5:47:11 PM) (Kamek) ? Who else is here?
(5:47:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't think he knows wot I wrote about yesterday.
(5:47:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) When's the last time we had four dudes?
(5:47:21 PM) (Vortexica) Hi Kamek.
(5:47:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Olympics?
(5:47:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Yeah may've been.
(5:48:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I wrote about the iPhone announcement and name-dropped Kamek in the process.
http://www.koopatv.org/2017/09/should-number-nine-be-nixed.html
(5:48:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (in a non-flattering way)
(5:48:56 PM) (Kamek) Hoy vortex
(5:49:05 PM) (Kamek) I haven't seen the article yet
(5:49:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo, Vortex, people still think you're probably dead.
(5:49:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) http://www.koopatv.org/2013/05/gamestop-realm-of-cads.html
(5:49:15 PM) (Kamek) I thought you were dead
(5:49:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...SEE?
(5:49:33 PM) (Vortexica) Well I'm not. <.<
(5:49:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: How's KoopaTV Adventures?
(5:49:52 PM) (Vortexica) Errrrmmm...
(5:49:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You gonna ship Kamek a KoopaTV mug?
(5:49:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Has Kamek seen Koopasentai yet?
(5:50:02 PM) (Vortexica) Oh right, the mug.
(5:50:07 PM) (Vortexica) I'm working on that.
(5:50:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He needs it to pose with Harambe statues or something.
(5:50:40 PM) (Vortexica) It's on my to-do list.
(5:50:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is KTVA ep. 2 on that too?
(5:51:09 PM) (Kamek) As long as I have some kind of
(5:51:19 PM) (Vortexica) Yeah, along with another *gasp* secret project.
(5:51:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: :O
(5:51:29 PM) (Kamek) KOOPATV propaganda
(5:51:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You should finish your secret projects before starting more. >_>
(5:51:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfYaWwdldtKUIn2ax2z5CoVAC76kK2pegAlIMxmbYL457IAnA/viewform
(5:51:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) koopatv televangelism
(5:51:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Which of KoopaTV's dead initiatives would you like to see happen/come back the most?"
(5:51:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) vortex will become the joel olsteen of koopatv
(5:52:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think Kamek's more likely to do that.
(5:52:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol
(5:52:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is everyone her still a different religion?
(5:52:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) here*
(5:52:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Speaking for myself, yes.
(5:53:09 PM) (Kamek) Yes
(5:53:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We dunno what Wendy is, right?
(5:53:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wendy may be a satanist.
(5:53:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeaaah she might be yours.
(5:53:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or that.
(5:54:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Forgot what Vortex is.
(5:54:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) a CINO?
(5:54:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yours might as well be Satanist.
(5:54:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Satan's a lame character tho all things considered.
(5:54:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh crap FireFox has a new "FireFox Screenshots" feature.
(5:54:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He was kind of stupid.
(5:54:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Could be useful for this Direct but I'm not gonna test it.
(5:54:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He should have just been a nihilist.
(5:54:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You talking Bible or Dragon Ball?
(5:54:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Bible.
(5:55:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol
(5:55:16 PM) (Vortexica) I actually changed my religion recently. Watch this space for more on that in the future, perhaps.
(5:55:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh shit what
(5:55:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) MUSLIM
(5:55:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NOOOOOOOO
(5:55:28 PM) (Vortexica) DUN DUN DUN
(5:55:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DON'T BE A MUSLIM
(5:55:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We knew this was gonna happen.
(5:55:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We did? I didn't!
(5:56:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Can we get an explanation from anyone in 3 minutes?
(5:56:57 PM) (Kamek) Yo
(5:56:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's this awkward silence. <.<
(5:57:03 PM) (Kamek) Can I view
(5:57:06 PM) (Kamek) Direct on YouTube
(5:57:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=9-njR2hNfHA
(5:57:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rawk says gaming.youtube.com is better than youtube.com.
(5:57:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I have no idea what the difference is besides the background changing.
(5:58:13 PM) (Kamek) My question stands
(5:58:17 PM) (Kamek) Where are you guys watching it?
(5:58:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There.
(5:58:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i took two showers for the direct btw
(5:58:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
(5:58:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yeah, people think YOU died, too.
(5:58:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause Irma.
(5:59:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Speaking of water)
(5:59:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) pokemon will be here
(5:59:33 PM) (Kamek) oh
(5:59:35 PM) (Kamek) right
(5:59:39 PM) (Kamek) what happened to you rawk
(5:59:46 PM) (Vortexica) This had better be good for me staying up this late.
(5:59:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i narrowly escaped florida
(5:59:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 5 seconds
(5:59:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) and then got with a tropical storm in georgia anyway
(6:00:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 101,000 dudes watching.
(6:00:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (The Direct, not us.)
(6:00:08 PM) (Kamek) lol
(6:00:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RP-M
(6:00:11 PM) (Kamek) whoa
(6:00:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The Wonderful 101,000
(6:00:13 PM) (Kamek) it's starting
(6:00:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat M
(6:00:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ace Attorney?
(6:00:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 2017.9.13
(6:00:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf YYYY.MM.DD?
(6:00:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Koizumi
(6:00:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that another Japanese thing?
(6:00:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Britain does that too.
(6:00:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HAHAHAHA
(6:00:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Everyone besides us.
(6:00:54 PM) (Kamek) chrome casting to my living room
(6:00:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) KNEW IT
(6:00:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ULTRA SUN AND ULTRA MOON
(6:01:02 PM) (Vortexica) Ugh.
(6:01:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I WIN THE BET
(6:01:04 PM) (Kamek) wow
(6:01:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HAU
(6:01:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EW
(6:01:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(6:01:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Looks as bad as ever.
(6:01:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Lusamine.
(6:01:20 PM) (Kamek) wasdat
(6:01:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Necrozma just crushed Solgaleo.
(6:01:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) In all its 240p glory.
(6:01:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, guess Hau is in the game.
(6:01:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Key to the Story - Necrozma"
(6:01:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Neh-chroze-muh
(6:01:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this is literally the same plot as Black and White 2
(6:02:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was Neh-craws-mah
(6:02:06 PM) (Kamek) neat?
(6:02:10 PM) (Kamek) meh
(6:02:20 PM) (Kamek) yeah isn't this balck and white
(6:02:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Stylish new looks for clothes no one ever changed.
(6:02:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The main characters have stylish new looks"
(6:02:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SO IT'S THE SAME PROTAGONISTS I WAS RIGHT
(6:02:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Purchase the game by January 10" and get a Lycanroc.
(6:02:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who the hell cares about Lycanroc?
(6:02:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this narrator sounds so bored, lol.
(6:02:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) LOL
(6:02:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: If you get the digital version, you get 12 Quick Balls.
(6:03:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) FREE QUICK BALLS
(6:03:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: September 22 GSC on Virtual Console.
(6:03:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) OH JOY
(6:03:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf you get Celebi
(6:03:13 PM) (Kamek) oooooo
(6:03:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For getting GSC.
(6:03:16 PM) (Vortexica) =-O
(6:03:22 PM) (Kamek) celebi gift is neat
(6:03:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:03:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: New Ultra Beasts.



Pokémon Ultra Sun Moon Ultra Beast Burst UB
It's coloured like an Alolan Muk, but is reminiscent of a Morelull?

(6:03:27 PM) (Vortexica) Must not get tempted...
(6:03:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: UB Burst and UB Assembly.
(6:03:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k new dudes
(6:03:34 PM) (Kamek) youtube chat is losing it's mind
(6:04:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Do any of us care about Ultra Beasts?
(6:04:00 PM) (Kamek) Oooooo
(6:04:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...New Nintendo 2DS XL system coloured as a ball.
(6:04:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I liked Ultr-...
(6:04:08 PM) (Kamek) I'm more excited about the 2DS XL
(6:04:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AH SHUSH
(6:04:13 PM) (Vortexica) My sis might be interested in that new 2DS design.
(6:04:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser's Minions.
(6:04:23 PM) (Kamek) whoa!
(6:04:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pay attention for new stuff.
(6:04:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STAMP SHEETS
(6:04:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...FOR NEW EQUIPMENT
(6:04:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...BUT NO MIIVERSE 'CAUSE MIIVERSE IS ENDING
(6:04:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought the stamps were gonna be for Miiverse.
(6:04:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol yeah
(6:04:56 PM) (Kamek) Superstar saga remake
(6:05:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that would have been hilarious.
(6:05:00 PM) (Kamek) pretty epic
(6:05:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I want the Koopa Troopa amiibo.
(6:05:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kirby: Battle Royale



Kirby Battle Royale Nintendo 3DS multiplayer
You're encouraged in the comments section to assign a Kirby to each of the KoopaTV staffers.

(6:05:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...did we know this existed?
(6:05:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this new?
(6:05:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I've never seen it.
(6:05:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this Mari0 Party with Kirby?
(6:05:28 PM) (Kamek) Wait is this a separate game?
(6:05:28 PM) (Vortexica) I'm pretty sure this is new.
(6:05:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And fighting-focused?
(6:05:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It looks kinda cool.
(6:05:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SINGLE PLAYER STORY
(6:05:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: REGIONAL ONLINE BATTLES
(6:05:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kirby Battle Royale January 19 2018
(6:05:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) 25th anniversary
(6:05:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is the first Kirby game with online multiplayer.
(6:06:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I feel like we just got done with the 20th.
(6:06:05 PM) (Kamek) needs more AirRide
(6:06:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Should we get it?
(6:06:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I would if y'all did.
(6:06:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(6:06:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe.
(6:06:23 PM) (Vortexica) Seems like a good bet.
(6:06:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I want to know more about it.
(6:06:25 PM) (Kamek) Kamek will consider it
(6:06:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) uuuuughh Yokai Watch.
(6:06:43 PM) (Kamek) Favorite thing so far is superstar saga remake
(6:06:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Layton
(6:07:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Chrom is at the bottom of the screen.
(6:07:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He is?
(6:07:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He was.
(6:07:11 PM) (Vortexica) Yikes, Layton's on his 7TH game?!
(6:07:15 PM) (Kamek) Stachenscarfen is an amazing last name
(6:07:17 PM) (Kamek) just saying
(6:07:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EWWWWW
(6:07:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MINECRAFT
(6:07:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For New Nintendo 3DS systems.
(6:07:27 PM) (Kamek) Wow
(6:07:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Reminds me of John Jacob Jingleheimer
(6:07:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Worst part of Direct so far.
(6:07:48 PM) (Vortexica) Minecraft is on EVERYTHING. Not surprised.
(6:07:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Minecraft New Nintendo 3DS Edition" AVAILABLE TODAY
(6:07:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:08:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Apparently Lego is going bankrupt cuz of Minecraft.
(6:08:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 Party: The Top 100
(6:08:10 PM) (Kamek) A bit too late of an en-
(6:08:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) uuuuhhhhhhhh
(6:08:11 PM) (Kamek) what
(6:08:15 PM) (Kamek) WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
(6:08:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude I just wrote yesterday that Party didn't skip from 8 to 10
(6:08:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now they're going from 10 to 100?
(6:08:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) please tell me there's online
(6:08:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...there's not.
(6:08:42 PM) (Kamek) The difinitive mario party experience
(6:08:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Bad.
(6:08:52 PM) (Vortexica) How exactly have they "curated" these minigames?
(6:09:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably throwing darts.
(6:09:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I wonder if Domination will be there.
(6:09:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) probably
(6:09:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Shy Guy Says was always bad.



Mario Party The Top 100 logo Nintendo 3DS
Mario Party: The Top 100. Or, as Ludwig thinks of it, they went from Mario Party 10 to Mario Party 100.

(6:09:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Just saying.
(6:09:36 PM) (Kamek) Shy Guy says is the figure head of mario party games
(6:09:48 PM) (Kamek) Domination...lol
(6:09:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That dude looked like Shulk.
(6:10:03 PM) (Kamek) Has anyone played radiant historia?
(6:10:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Atlus has "The Alliance Alive" and "Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux" and "Radiant Historia: Perfect Chronology" plus "Etrian Odyssey V: Beyond the Myth"
(6:10:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THESE HIGHLIGHTS ARE GOING WAY TOO FAST
(6:10:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dude they keep announcing games as I'm typing
(6:10:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(6:10:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: OBJECTION
(6:10:15 PM) (Vortexica) CHROM
(6:10:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: APOLLO JUSTICE: ACE ATTORNEY
(6:10:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol
(6:10:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...and then Fire Emblem Warriors
(6:10:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WHAT THE FUCK
(6:10:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:10:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) DUDE DIDN'T TAKE A BREATH
(6:10:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: New Nintendo 2DS XL with Orange
(6:10:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) from apollo to chrom
(6:10:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They claimed Apollo is our favourite lawyer.
(6:10:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Though I should be saying the quicker Chrom went away the better.
(6:10:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NOW TO NINTENDO SWITCH
(6:10:49 PM) (Vortexica) Random orage and white 2DS throw in there...
(6:10:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Trailer
(6:10:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Xenoblade Chronicles 2
(6:11:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Might get this.
(6:11:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This trailer is how Kid Icarus Uprising begins.
(6:11:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: With the clouds.
(6:11:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is the Majora's Mask moon.
(6:11:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) With that tree.
(6:11:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: just laughed out loud
(6:12:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) At that fat bitch mermaid?



Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Kingdom of Uraya woman queen
Yeah, let's not spend much time on you.

(6:12:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: At that woman blabbering some serious crap and they just cut to the next empire.
(6:12:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(6:12:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) chrom



Empire of Mor Ardain royalty blue hair anime eyes Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Ludwig thinks this guy looks more like Marth than Chrom.

(6:12:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Indoline Praetorium is the Begnion of this place?
(6:12:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Torna"
(6:12:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: One-word nation.
(6:13:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Obviously evil.
(6:13:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lololol
(6:13:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hand her over to a grown-up" - drunk + stoned guy
(6:13:31 PM) (Vortexica) MOUNTAINS OF CASH
(6:13:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I identified most with the traders guild/mountains of cash guy.
(6:13:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) K I barely followed any of that obviously.
(6:13:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) honestly*
(6:13:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh shit the thing is talking
(6:14:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Azurda.
(6:14:06 PM) (Kamek) Are they still talking about
(6:14:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This Rex guy is eating him.


Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Rex eating Azurda Nintendo Switch
This Rex guy eats like one, but he looks like a baby.

(6:14:12 PM) (Kamek) xenoblade?
(6:14:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(6:14:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is basically the King of Red Lions.
(6:14:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rex met Pyra.
(6:14:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He wants to impress her.
(6:14:54 PM) (Vortexica) "This is also me"
(6:14:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Can the King of Red Lions turn into a bunny thing?
(6:15:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So he's like Cappy?
(6:15:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ..................
(6:15:09 PM) (Kamek) in the re-remastered version im sure
(6:15:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The characters just swam faster than they ran.
(6:15:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did y'all see that?
(6:15:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no
(6:15:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Did they just say Pyra is a "synthetic life form"?
(6:16:05 PM) (Vortexica) I think so, yeah.
(6:16:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes
(6:16:08 PM) (Kamek) Did anyone play xenoblade?
(6:16:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...YR did.
(6:16:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) which makes since considering her breasts emit light
(6:16:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Music is good.
(6:16:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: All Pyra is doing this whole time is sticking her arms out.



Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Blade Arts Support Drivers from a safe distance Pyra
Pyra sticking her arms out shooting some light stuff from a safe distance. This is all she does.

(6:16:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In all of those scenes.
(6:16:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And shooting some light beams.
(6:17:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) These are Halo weapons.
(6:17:28 PM) (Kamek) our commentary slowed to a halt
(6:17:39 PM) (Vortexica) Is that a parrot with a hammer?
(6:17:50 PM) (Kamek) I'm also having dinner with my family and chrome casting the nintendo direct announcementr
(6:17:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This doesn't look like compelling combat.
(6:18:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now Pyra is sticking her hands out with no light beam.
(6:18:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ah there we go.
(6:18:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This should probably just be turn-based.
(6:18:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay now they're doing a button-mashing pair-up attack.
(6:18:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Given how no one is actually moving.
(6:18:41 PM) (Kamek) this narrator
(6:18:43 PM) (Kamek) is okay
(6:18:46 PM) (Kamek) but
(6:18:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Launches December 1.
(6:18:50 PM) (Kamek) meh
(6:18:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Okay that wasn't good footage.
(6:19:03 PM) (Kamek) as a voice acting conniseur i feel bleh about it
(6:19:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There is also a SPECIAL EDITION with a 220 hardbound artbook and CD.
(6:19:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And a special  PRO CONTROLLER.
(6:19:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More headlines.
(6:19:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "speaking of nintendo switch"
(6:19:24 PM) (Vortexica) I think I'd like that art book, but not enough to buy the game.
(6:19:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kelp Dome returns to Splatoon 2!
(6:19:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: :D
(6:19:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) koizumi needed a segue to still talk about the switch
(6:19:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kelp Dome is a fan favourite.
(6:19:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: New stage: Snapper Canal, featuring a river.
(6:20:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This makes that EPA article I wrote about Splatoon easier.
(6:20:02 PM) (Kamek) splatoon 2
(6:20:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh shit they have a tent umbrella.
(6:20:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ew Fire Emblem Warriors
(6:20:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: New beloved warrior.
(6:20:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's...
(6:20:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LYN?


Fire Emblem Warriors Lyn Lyndis appearance Katti
Lyndis apparently cut some people apart, because last we heard, Fire Emblem Warriors isn't a series homage.

(6:20:50 PM) (Kamek) did anyone get hyrule wariers?
(6:20:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...But she's not from Awakening or Fates.
(6:21:05 PM) (Kamek) warriors
(6:21:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SO CAN IKE BE IN IT?
(6:21:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) you know the answer to that
(6:21:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "no"
(6:21:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: :(
(6:21:34 PM) (Kamek) was snipperclips successful?
(6:21:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm gonna guess no.
(6:21:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what are the chances of yooka-laylee getting a switch release date here?
(6:22:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Snipperclips Plus"
(6:22:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What if the narrator just announces that it's been canceled?
(6:22:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And is DLC.
(6:22:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: New shooter.
(6:22:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Morphies Law"
(6:22:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Local and online turn-based multiplayer shooter.
(6:22:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring robots that morph.
(6:22:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This reminds me of Splatoon.
(6:22:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And different body parts.
(6:22:44 PM) (Vortexica) Everything looks disproportioned.
(6:22:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're supposed to be disproportionated.
(6:22:52 PM) (Kamek) lololollol what is this?
(6:22:54 PM) (Vortexica) This is weird.
(6:22:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's the whole point of the game. <_<
(6:23:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Launches "first" this Winter.
(6:23:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "as a console exclusive"
(6:23:13 PM) (Kamek) that looks like fun
(6:23:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Guess that means it'll be on PC too.
(6:23:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:23:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cappy took over a car.


Rocket League Nintendo Switch Mario Cappy car skin decal
Cappy is now trying to ruin games made by third party developers?

(6:23:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I've always wanted to play Rocket League.
(6:23:42 PM) (Kamek) hmmmm
(6:23:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Was that Samus?
(6:23:58 PM) (Vortexica) I like Rocket League but I'm bad at it.
(6:24:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ya.
(6:24:08 PM) (Kamek) Rocket League
(6:24:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is now a MOBA.
(6:24:11 PM) (Vortexica) A MOBA?
(6:24:16 PM) (Kamek) was alot of fun
(6:24:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: aka League of Legends
(6:24:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ya fuck a moba
(6:24:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Arena of Valor Beta Version Available This Winter"
(6:25:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're bringing beta and MOBA shit in the same game on Switch?
(6:25:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Keep that away!
(6:25:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(6:25:37 PM) (Vortexica) You don't need to explain Skyrim's story, guy. It's been out for years.
(6:25:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You do need to explain Link being there.
(6:25:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey Europe got mentioned
(6:25:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHAT
(6:26:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DOOM and Wolfenstein II is coming to Nintendo Switch?!
(6:26:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wolfenstein wtf
(6:26:12 PM) (Vortexica) Wow.
(6:26:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Why didn't they mention this at E3?
(6:26:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (I guess this explains the M)
(6:26:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NAZI


Nintendo Switch Wolfenstein II The New Colossus Nazi swastika
Well, the Nazis apparently got on the Nintendo Switch before Antifa did.
(Ludwig really wants to know why this wasn't in Bethesda's E3 2017.)


(6:26:18 PM) (Kamek) ???
(6:26:24 PM) (Kamek) that's odd
(6:26:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WOLFENSTEIN II THE NEW COLOSSUS THE NAZI GAME
(6:26:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FROM E3
(6:26:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is that the first swastika in a Nintendo Direct?
(6:26:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHY DIDN'T THEY ANNOUNCE THIS AT E3
(6:26:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ya
(6:26:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that was kinda creepy
(6:26:49 PM) (Kamek) What game is this?
(6:26:53 PM) (Kamek) IS this new?
(6:26:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No idea.
(6:27:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Flip Wars" available now.
(6:27:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's apparently out already before now.
(6:27:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Virtual Console
(6:27:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Arcade cabinet.
(6:27:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well
(6:27:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Not exactly.
(6:27:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Vs. SMB
(6:27:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: VS. Balloon Fight
(6:27:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is the Virtual Console no one wanted.
(6:27:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: VS. Ice Climber
(6:27:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(6:27:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH PUNCH-OUT!!
(6:28:01 PM) (Kamek) wait
(6:28:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FROM ARCADE
(6:28:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Weren't you just trashing that?
(6:28:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Arcade Archives"
(6:28:14 PM) (Kamek) Arcade versions?
(6:28:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhh maybe
(6:28:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That Urbosa design is so unfortunate.
(6:28:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh crap this is spoilery
(6:28:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay good it ended.
(6:28:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Great sports games for Nintendo Switch"
(6:28:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) where's alex hunter
(6:28:48 PM) (Kamek) why unfortunate?
(6:28:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Because there's a plastic column going up her ass.
(6:28:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Why is Pokkén included as a sports game?
(6:29:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FIFA 18.
(6:29:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (No Alex Hunter)
(6:29:25 PM) (Vortexica) I did see Gabriel Jesus though!
(6:29:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More Switch headlines.
(6:29:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But a brand new RPG from Square Enix.
(6:29:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's a Nintendo Switch exclusive.
(6:29:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SNAP
(6:29:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Footage shown under development.
(6:29:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Was this made in RPG Maker?
(6:29:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lolololol
(6:30:01 PM) (Vortexica) lol
(6:30:05 PM) (Kamek) you're freaking 5 seconds ahead of me and it's annoying m
(6:30:06 PM) (Kamek) me
(6:30:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably 'cause you're Chrome Casting.
(6:30:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) pretty sure i don't want this
(6:30:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait I thought this was gonna transition to AAA graphics or something but no it actually is RPG Maker.
(6:30:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it reminds me of Bravely Default.
(6:30:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Project: Octopath Traveler"
(6:30:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) but less interesting
(6:30:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh
(6:30:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The producers of Bravely Default..."
(6:30:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought they were accidentally replaying the trailer.
(6:31:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "HD-2D"
(6:31:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hey, for all we know, this is the next Chrono Trigger.
(6:32:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "To arms!"


Project Octopath Traveler Nintendo 3DS Square Enix how is your foot? Yusufa
If you don't like arms, then how about your feet?

(6:32:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...I don't like the word "arms" anymore. :(
(6:32:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(6:32:30 PM) (Kamek) Are people actually buying all these JRPG's?
(6:32:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "What in the hells!?"
(6:32:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Was that intentional?
(6:32:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Each of the eight characters you can pick has there own way to achieve objectives, for "true roleplaying."
(6:32:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm pretty sure Bravely Default sold!
(6:33:15 PM) (Kamek) there's just so many
(6:33:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Not on the Switch.
(6:33:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) btw
(6:33:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Later today, a demo will launch worldwide on the Switch.
(6:33:47 PM) (Kamek) demoooooooo
(6:33:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WITH a survey.
(6:33:52 PM) (Vortexica) Ooohh.
(6:33:55 PM) (Kamek) someone should play it
(6:33:57 PM) (Vortexica) I might get the demo.
(6:34:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'll do the demo.
(6:34:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) predicting that DK will be revealed tonight
(6:34:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AND the survey.
(6:34:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More headlines.
(6:34:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EW ARMS
(6:34:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(6:34:39 PM) (Vortexica) EW CLOWNS
(6:34:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More updates, featuring Lola Pop.
(6:34:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I like "funchuk"
(6:34:51 PM) (Kamek) lol
(6:34:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Edgeworth: "Get that sick filth out of my face!"
(6:34:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: New feature
(6:34:55 PM) (Kamek) funchuk
(6:34:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YOU CAN REMAP THE CONTROLS
(6:34:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: OMG
(6:35:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We already knew that.
(6:35:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I WROTE SHIT ABOUT ARMS AND ITS CONTROLS
(6:35:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AND NOW YOU CAN REMAP THEM.
(6:35:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We knew that for the past week!
(6:35:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What?
(6:35:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah
(6:35:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That you can remap the controls?
(6:35:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes
(6:35:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: From where?
(6:35:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also is this Geno?
(6:35:33 PM) (Kamek) Arms is an interesting situation
(6:35:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it's a feature made specifically for clown
(6:35:44 PM) (Vortexica) Dragon Quest: Minecraft
(6:35:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Dragon Quest Builders"
(6:36:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KIRBY
(6:36:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Kirby Star Allies"
(6:36:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) cuz she was impossible to control with normal controls apparently
(6:36:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It has a real name now!
(6:36:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I forgot about Kirby Switch.
(6:36:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone was impossible to control with normal controls.
(6:36:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ya but even the devs admitted it this time
(6:36:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bomb-turned hotair balloon with
(6:36:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHH CHUCHU
(6:36:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:36:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought those Waddle Dee were candy corn.
(6:36:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:36:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WTF
(6:36:49 PM) (Vortexica) Combo copy abilities were in Kirby 64, weren't they?
(6:36:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) RAWK DEDEDE



Kirby Star Allies buff muscular King Dedede boss fight
If you rotate this 90 degrees, it resembles Rawk Hawk's move where he hangs from the ceiling.

(6:36:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Buff Dedede
(6:36:55 PM) (Kamek) this reminds me of crystal shards
(6:36:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that was totally rawk hawk
(6:37:01 PM) (Kamek) exactly vortex
(6:37:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Golf Story indie golf RPG
(6:37:18 PM) (Vortexica) "Galf"?!
(6:37:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Golf Story looked interesting.
(6:37:22 PM) (Kamek) Dude golf RPG
(6:37:30 PM) (Kamek) reminds me of gameboy color mario tennis
(6:37:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Exactly.
(6:37:37 PM) (Kamek) it was fun as a kid
(6:37:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought they'd reference No More Heroes in this.
(6:37:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) chrom
(6:37:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sonic Forces
(6:37:58 PM) (Kamek) I saw resident evil
(6:38:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I see it right here.
(6:38:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And now it's gone.
(6:38:12 PM) (Kamek) aw it's just revelations....
(6:38:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Am I still getting Forces considering Sonic Mania may be the worst game I've ever bought?
(6:38:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rockstar Games presents L.A. Noire
(6:38:24 PM) (Kamek) first Rockstar nintendo game
(6:38:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought they said Rawkstar.
(6:38:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot about GTA on the DS?
(6:38:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Chinatown?
(6:38:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ONE LAST GAMES
(6:38:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) mayrio
(6:38:40 PM) (Kamek) oh
(6:38:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "wahoo"
(6:38:42 PM) (Kamek) yeah
(6:38:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) where's 1-up girl
(6:38:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NGTFRN
(6:38:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) uh oh
(6:38:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(6:38:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CAPPY
(6:39:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TOOK OVER A NINTENDO GUY


Super Mario Odyssey producer Yoshiaki Koizumi Cappy captured
Yoshiaki Koizumi has been captured! Shinzō Abe appears safe for now.

(6:39:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) cappy's got koizumi now
(6:39:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is Abe freed?
(6:39:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) CAPPY CROWN
(6:39:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:39:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cappy has a sister
(6:39:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And a "mission of his own"
(6:39:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sister named Tiara.
(6:40:05 PM) (Vortexica) Nice map.
(6:40:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yea
(6:40:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bonneton in the Cap Kingdom
(6:40:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fossil Falls in the Cascade Kingdom
(6:40:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Shiveria in the Snow Kingdom.
(6:40:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The main theme has been improved.
(6:40:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ice level.
(6:40:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Seaside Kingdom looks awesome.
(6:40:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Seaside Kingdom has carbonated water.
(6:40:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) FLUDD
(6:40:57 PM) (Vortexica) Remind me of Noki Bay.
(6:40:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) basically
(6:40:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(6:41:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
(6:41:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WTF WAS THAT
(6:41:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A DIGIMON?


Super Mario Odyssey Agumon Digimon glasses cap mustache
It's Agumon with glasses? And a Mario hat? ...And a mustache?
(If it's not Agumon, let us know.)

(6:41:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) LOL
(6:41:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It was Pepper Breath mon
(6:41:27 PM) (Vortexica) I choose you, Agumon!
(6:41:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) got dayum
(6:41:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Over 53 moons in Tostarena.
(6:41:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lots of moons
(6:41:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:41:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gosha rabbit



Super Mario Odyssey fat Broodle female golden Chain Chomp
Is this another member of the Broodles?

(6:41:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or Ludwig
(6:41:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NO
(6:42:02 PM) (Vortexica) A completionist's paradise/nightmare.
(6:42:08 PM) (Kamek) this game
(6:42:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) PARROT
(6:42:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ahhhh he took a Lakitu


Super Mario Odyssey Lakitu captured fishing rod Cappy cloud
Cappy now has access to a fishing rod.
...You know, Cappy and Mario are pretty much phishers trying to steal your identity through tricks.

(6:42:12 PM) (Kamek) looks so confusing
(6:42:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BRIBING HINT TOAD
(6:42:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WTF
(6:42:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: UNCLE AMIIBO
(6:42:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) fuck amiibs
(6:42:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) whoa



Super Mario Odyssey Koopa racing race bro backwards cap
Nice hat, Koopa. ...Don't call him your bro.

(6:42:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KOOPA FREE RUNNING
(6:42:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) koopa the quicks
(6:42:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ONLINE RANKING BOARD
(6:42:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WAS THAT TRUMP


Super Mario Odyssey Rankings Board
President Donald John Trump is too bulky to be that guy.

(6:42:50 PM) (Vortexica) LOL
(6:43:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) KONG



Super Mario Odyssey New Donk City Kong grafitti Paint
Did... that plumber draw that?

(6:43:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(6:43:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DOCTOR
(6:43:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) HE WAS ON THAT SIGN
(6:43:24 PM) (Kamek) that's
(6:43:26 PM) (Kamek) Whoa
(6:43:30 PM) (Kamek) dinosaur ftw
(6:43:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DEDICATED SNAPSHOT MODE
(6:43:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(6:43:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BLURR
(6:44:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) r.i.p. miiverse :(
(6:44:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SMARTPHONE
(6:44:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WALLPAPER
(6:44:11 PM) (Vortexica) Neat-o.
(6:44:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) why the hell did they get rid of miiverse when they did
(6:44:17 PM) (Kamek) I'm digging the side stuff alot more than the real game
(6:44:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH SOFTPORN
(6:44:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 1-UP GIRL
(6:44:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) naked mario ick
(6:44:37 PM) (Kamek) Sombrero mario
(6:44:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) DK
(6:44:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) a dog



Super Mario Odyssey shirtless running around backside back beach
KoopaTV may or may not be shielding your eyes by taking a picture of the plumber's backside.

(6:45:01 PM) (Kamek) whoa
(6:45:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE DIGIMON
(6:45:06 PM) (Vortexica) M
(6:45:07 PM) (Kamek) classic painting
(6:45:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) IT'S NOT DELAYED
(6:45:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THANK GOD
(6:45:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I was nervously waiting for it to be delayed.
(6:45:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HARDWARE BUNDLE
(6:45:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WITH A CARRYING CASE
(6:45:42 PM) (Kamek) oooooooo
(6:45:50 PM) (Kamek) kamek still needs a switch
(6:45:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yo get that bundle
(6:46:01 PM) (Kamek) But
(6:46:05 PM) (Kamek) I don't want red
(6:46:10 PM) (Kamek) but I want the game....
(6:46:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Odyssey looks as good as ever.
(6:46:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay don't get the bundle.
(6:46:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<
(6:46:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Thank you for watching"
(6:46:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT WAS OVER 45 MINUTES
(6:46:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THEY SAID ALMOST 45
(6:46:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: OVERDELIVERING THEIR PROMISE.
(6:46:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, I'm satisfied.
(6:46:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Odyssey's variety is stunning.
(6:46:48 PM) (Vortexica) ^^^
(6:46:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The rest of the Direct was pretty bad.
(6:46:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That might as well have been a 2nd E3.
(6:46:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) But that's not why we were watching.
(6:47:04 PM) (Kamek) Anyway
(6:47:18 PM) (Kamek) My computer literally died
(6:47:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) looking at my pics
(6:47:23 PM) (Kamek) As the direct ended
(6:47:55 PM) (Kamek) Vortex should share his thoughts before he goes to bed
(6:48:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJo23yZUEAA0HT5.jpg:large
(6:48:27 PM) (Kamek) I believe the popular vernacular is dad bod
(6:48:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I'm not saving that to my computer. <_<
(6:48:38 PM) (Kamek) dear lord
(6:48:40 PM) (Kamek) someone at nintendo
(6:48:42 PM) (Kamek) was tasked
(6:48:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is that
(6:48:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: a tail?
(6:48:48 PM) (Kamek) with developing
(6:48:50 PM) (Kamek) mario nipples
(6:48:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or is that supposed to be his backfoot?
(6:49:08 PM) (Kamek) let that sink in
(6:49:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did you think that was a penis?
(6:49:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...no.
(6:49:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
(6:49:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Did YOU?
(6:49:24 PM) (Kamek) lol
(6:49:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) not answering that
(6:49:34 PM) (Kamek) everyone on youtube chat is asking for smash brothers
(6:49:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Fuck Smashers.
(6:49:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf how can people even think about Smash
(6:49:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They can't be satisfied!
(6:49:56 PM) (Kamek) they don't understand
(6:50:13 PM) (Kamek) I mean it's inevitable that another one will come out
(6:50:14 PM) (Kamek) but
(6:50:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's a good thing my Twitter has no use.
(6:50:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) cuz now it does, right?
(6:50:32 PM) (Kamek) maybe towards the end of the life cycle of the switch
(6:50:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) how many pics did y'all get
(6:50:52 PM) (Kamek) pics
(6:50:53 PM) (Kamek) ?
(6:50:56 PM) (Kamek) what do you mean?
(6:50:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...not many.
(6:51:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) screenshots
(6:51:03 PM) (Kamek) oh
(6:51:09 PM) (Kamek) were we supposed to do that
(6:51:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I was.
(6:51:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i got some good ones
(6:51:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: My first screenshot was Party 100.
(6:51:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Direct went waaay too fast.
(6:51:49 PM) (Kamek) they won't stop complaining about smash in youtube chat >>
(6:52:03 PM) (Kamek) xD someone asked for Knack 2
(6:52:06 PM) (Kamek) lolol
(6:52:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't think Vortex is gonna give concluding thoughts.
(6:52:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ludwig did you that mermaid?
(6:52:17 PM) (Vortexica) Thoughts: I want more info on Kirby Battle Royale, and will probably play that Octo-whatever RPG demo at some point, but above all, I want Odyssey more than ever.
(6:52:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What?
(6:52:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh
(6:52:29 PM) (Kamek) thank you Vortex
(6:52:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Now all you gotta do is get KTVA Episode 2!)
(6:53:02 PM) (Kamek) Wow there's a surprising amount of people asking about animal crossing
(6:53:12 PM) (Vortexica) I might actually buy that bundle too.
(6:53:23 PM) (Vortexica) And dive right into the game.
(6:53:28 PM) (Kamek) ^
(6:53:35 PM) (Kamek) I can't find a better bundle right now
(6:53:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I thought y'all didn't want red.
(6:53:39 PM) (Kamek) I already got botw
(6:53:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Splatoon 2? :)
(6:53:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Wal-Mart exclusive bundle)
(6:53:56 PM) (Kamek) Does anyone else have splatoon2?
(6:54:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo, wot the hell is with that orange 2DS?
(6:54:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I do.
(6:54:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Most of my Switch friends do.
(6:54:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I had a pic of a girl eating a taco open in paint and Rex eating the creature has literally the exact same proportions and expression.
(6:54:15 PM) (Kamek) like?
(6:54:17 PM) (Kamek) who?
(6:54:25 PM) (Vortexica) Sleep for me now. Later.
(6:54:28 PM) (Kamek) bye bye
(6:54:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) see ya
(6:54:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Night.
(6:54:41 PM) (Kamek) so
(6:54:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Well, at least we'll see him later.)
(6:54:49 PM) (Kamek) rawk
(6:54:51 PM) (Kamek) thoughts
(6:54:53 PM) (Kamek) now
(6:55:05 PM) (Kamek) No DK
(6:55:08 PM) (Kamek) but
(6:55:15 PM) (Kamek) Pauline and DK hints
(6:55:22 PM) (Kamek) in Odyssy
(6:55:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought I was done with amiibo but I want the Koopa Troopa and Wedding Bowser.
(6:55:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also I still don't know if I'm gonna get Bowser's Minions.
(6:55:44 PM) (Kamek) I should start collecting Amiibos
(6:55:51 PM) (Kamek) I feel like I missed the train
(6:55:59 PM) (Kamek) you need to
(6:56:07 PM) (Kamek) it's practically required
(6:56:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I know, but I don't like to buy remakes of games I still own. >_>
(6:56:21 PM) (Kamek) I'd buy this remake
(6:56:26 PM) (Kamek) Superstar saga was amazing
(6:56:31 PM) (Kamek) I dumped so much time into it
(6:56:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I know but I can play it at any time I want.
(6:56:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I've played Superstar Saga like, three times.
(6:56:50 PM) (Kamek) I mean if it's like $45 I won't >>
(6:56:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Counting the playthrough where I stopped playing against Ludwig.
(6:57:00 PM) (Kamek) I played through it like once
(6:57:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i'm cropping pics
(6:57:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ludwig did you get Rawk Dedede?
(6:57:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no
(6:57:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k
(6:57:57 PM) (Kamek) Kamek thoughts
(6:58:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know if I want Rawk Dedede on my computer either. <_<
(6:59:49 PM) (Kamek) A couple of indie games caught my eye. Golf game sounds like fun even though I detest golf. Arms I still want just because I love boxing. Odyssy confuses me, but I love the smaller options they're adding to it.
(6:59:55 PM) (Kamek) but yeah
(7:00:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yo, you don't want ARMS.
(7:00:15 PM) (Kamek) GSC was inevitable
(7:00:23 PM) (Kamek) Ultra moon and Ultra sun....
(7:00:24 PM) (Kamek) meh
(7:00:47 PM) (Kamek) Kirby Battle Royale sounds like a good time
(7:00:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I have Rawk Dedede doing what was basically a Rawk Hawk move.
(7:00:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Just horizontally.
(7:01:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, we're all apparently going to get Kirby Battle Royale.
(7:01:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Even though we only know about 30 seconds worth of info.
(7:01:30 PM) (Kamek) I'll buy it off of you for cheap
(7:01:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm not a reseller. <_<
(7:01:43 PM) (Kamek) Then give it to me >>
(7:01:51 PM) (Kamek) for free lol
(7:02:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We dunno wot it even costs.
(7:02:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/4iKQRcPSOBvux1leTznaEFXI6zGiSHk5
(7:03:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Have we ever made a connection between Broodles and Rabbids?
(7:03:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mentally.
(7:03:49 PM) (Kamek) ....broodles?
(7:04:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The wedding planner bunnies in Odyssey.
(7:04:29 PM) (Kamek) oh
(7:04:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: When does this log end?
(7:08:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) never




What's Vortexica's secret project? Is he a Muslim now? Will KoopaTV Adventures Episode 2 exist? Why is there a Digimon in Super Mario Odyssey? Can Ludwig succeed in keeping Kamek from buying ARMS, and will he instead purchase Kirby Battle Royale for Kamek? If you'd like Ludwig to give YOU free Nintendo money, go participate in the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program! Filling out that Google form from the log is a great way to get started (or to keep up the good work). Find its Quiz counterpart here! One last bit: Britain uses DD-MM-YYYY, not YYYY-MM-DD like Rawk claimed. Speaking of Rawk, all of the screenshots with the Nintendo YouTube profile picture annotation were taken by him. Ludwig remembered to hide annotations before screenshotting.


All of the references to the Olympics are to the Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony reaction log.
Did you think the Apollo Justice segment of this Direct was weird? We did, too.

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