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Friday, August 5, 2016

KoopaTV's Live Reactions to Rio 2016's Opening Ceremony

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - The Opening Ceremony SUCKED, but we have trouble deciding when to stop.

Well, this is the first live reaction log we've had where every KoopaTV staff member makes an appearance.

We're all free to watch the Rio 2016 Olympic Games because we are not participating in them. I'm Nintendork 13 13. Vortexica is breezinabout. Rawk is Rawk, Kamek is Ultralink1, and Wendy is toadpwns. This log is twice as long as The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's E3 2016 log, which was our previously longest reaction log. Just a warning.

The first part of it is complaining about how terrible the American NBC is, while the British BBC is substantially better for Olympics coverage.

ALL IMAGES (22) ARE IN HERE. This is now complete.

To understand the reasons why a videogame site is covering the Rio 2016 Olympics, and this site in particular, look here and click and read all of the links.
 
Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    yo

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    Olympics soon.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    (An hour)
    But if you’re hoping to watch live on television, you’re in for a disappointment — NBC isn’t airing the ceremony in real time.
    wtf
    The delays are staggered. If you’re in the Central and Mountain time zones, tune in for the beginning of the ceremonies at 7 pm. For the Pacific time zone, at 8 pm.
    the fuck
    http://www.vox.com/2016/8/5/12378834/opening-ceremony-time-rio-olympics-watch-online-time-live-stream

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    I think Canada would have something different.

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    brb

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    hi

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:36 pm
    Yo.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
    yo
    Vortex
    There's a problem.
    In real-life, the Olympics is happening 7 PM Eastern.
    But NBC, who streams the event exclusively in America
    will be delaying it on TV until 8 PM.
    As well as steams.
    *streams
    Wot is it like in the UK? <_<

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:37 pm
    ...That's pretty dumb.
    I can watch it live on the BBC's stream.

 toadpwns 6:38 pm
    That is dumb

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    http://iamnotaprogrammer.com/Watch-olympics-streaming-free.html
    let's see
    But what if I wasn't an American? Could I stream the Olympics?Sure! In fact, if you're in the UK, you can legally stream every event of the Olympics live, and commercial free.
    fuck NBC

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    This says we should use a VPN
    to pretend to be from London.
    This was written 4 years ago.
    ...so it looks like nothing has changed.
    http://patch.com/us/across-america/how-watch-olympics-live-stream-tv
    If you watch the opening ceremony on TV, chances are you'll be watching from behind. NBC has decided to air the ceremony, which begins at 7 p.m. Eastern time, on an hour delay for most viewers and a four-hour delay for the West Coast. NBC said it will allow the network to put the ceremony in context for viewers.
    what the fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
    I'm going to blacklist NBC on our site.
    Any objections?
    oh
    wait
    THEY'RE ALREADY BLACKLISTED
    NEVERMIND
    http://www.koopatv.org/2014/09/affiliates-and-recommended-sites.html#Bad
    I forgot

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:43 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
    So wot do we do?
    You'll get to watch it before we do by an hour.
    That kind of kills the live reacting.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_2016_Summer_Olympics_broadcasters

 Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
    Canada has 4 different names on there!

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:46 pm
    Unless you want to use a proxy or something, I can go back to bed for an hour and we pick it up then.
  

 Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
    http://uk.ufreevpn.com/
    is this reputable

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
    Erm...

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
    >>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    https://www.expressvpn.com/stream-sports/2016-summer-olympics/

 Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
    For the best all-around coverage this year, NBC Sports has to be our top pick. In the past, NBC’s delayed streams meant online viewers had to wait hours—sometimes days—before they were able to view a particular event online.
    But not this year! For the first time in Olympic history, NBC is giving viewers the opportunity to live stream the Games on their TV and online at nbcolmypics.com. With more than 4,500 hours of live streaming coverage, this year’s games mark the first time in Olympic history where viewers can watch simultaneously on TV and online.
    liars

 RawkHawk2010 6:49 pm
    nack
    where's the stream

 Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
    The opening ceremony starts at 7PM EST, but NBC will be airing it a few hours later. Stay up to date on all the games with NBC’s 2016 Olympics streaming schedule.
    Rawk
    read wot you miss please >_>

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:50 pm
    This is so sad it's laughable really.

 RawkHawk2010 6:51 pm
    uh
    we can find a way to watch it. >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
    well
    find it already

 Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
    The only way I can think of
    is Vortex streams it
    and he does a share screen

 RawkHawk2010 6:52 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ormb7lWwyM

 Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
    You think that'll work?

 RawkHawk2010 6:53 pm
    alternatively

 Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
    I wonder if NBC's lawyers will be trying to shut things down.

 RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
    we wait until 8 and then BBC watches it with us then.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    ...
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
    Vortex*
    lol I called him BBC

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    Yes, you did. <_<

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:54 pm
    Yeah, thanks.

 RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
    Is that racism?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    (My mom says to try going to rutube)
    (Russian YouTube)

 RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
    lol
    Yeah, I bet they EVEEEERYTHING.
    have

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    Yeah.
    Does niconico have live streams?

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:56 pm
    If worse comes to worse, I don't mind delaying my viewing.
    "KoopaTV's not-so-live reactions"

 RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
    going to niconcio

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    Wait, Russia is banned from the Olympics this year.
    So they might not have it. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
    lol
    YEAH
    Also a Russian Official killed someone there yesterday

 Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
    In self-defense

 Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
    Russian Zimmerman?

 RawkHawk2010 6:58 pm
    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/05/rio-2016-russian-diplomat-shoots-dead-robber-who-tried-to-mug-him
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ormb7lWwyM

 RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
    well
    it's a thing
    I think?
    ....actually I have no idea

 Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
   
   
    This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on spam, deceptive practices, and scams.

 RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
    rofl
    DUde
    The transmission literally just disappeared

 Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
    Well I still have the first stream you have.
    "This live event is no longer available"
    AH

 RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
    I linked a first stream?
    Yeah
    So yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    oh shit it's the same one
    >_<

 RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
    let's just wait

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    LOOK AT NICONICO

 RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
    I did

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    and?

 RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
    can't find anything
    And you have to be a user to watch streams

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
    So we're delaying an hour?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:01 pm
    wot's Olympics in Japanese

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
    People running into the ocean.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
    http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv271473333
    "community members only"
    Well I joined

 RawkHawk2010 7:02 pm
    I'm logged in

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:02 pm
    And a bunch of other overhead views of people playing sports.

 RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
    And can't see anything watchable.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    I see a black screen
   
   
    Opens on Aug/05/2016 (FRI), 17:57.  Broadcast begins at 18:00
    Wot time is that?

 RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
    not now

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    shit

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:03 pm
    Yo.
    What is ISIS attack the opening ceremony?
    Think they'll stream it live then?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    That's why I want to watch it live

 RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
    That's probably why they're delaying it.
    To censor all this disastrous stuff that happens

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv271838933
    There's this
    but this isn't the Olympics

 RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
    Donald Trump: Republican Presidential Nominee to Endorse House Speaker Paul Ryan, Reports Say
    Trump is expected to endorse Ryan during a campaign rally in Green Bay, Wis., on Friday, news outlets reported. Trump earlier told The Washington Post he was "not quite there yet" on supporting Ryan.
    (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    But I put in the Japanese word for Olympics. :-(

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:05 pm
    ...Guess we're waiting then.
    *Pause*

 Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
    He's just repeating the same thing over and over.
    *closes that*

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:06 pm
    At least you're not on the West Coast. Those guys are getting shafted.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
    lol


Niconico Douga Rio 2016 Olympics live stream
This is not a stream of the Olympics.



 Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
    NBC is doing "pre-olympics" coverage now.

 RawkHawk2010 7:32 pm
    what number

 Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
    http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
    or wotever channel NBC is on at your TV
    (you need cable log-in for that)

 RawkHawk2010 7:33 pm
    "the next song"
    "the enxt beat"
    Is this right?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
    I dunno

 RawkHawk2010 7:33 pm
    Can't tell if this is coverage or an ad
    I saw Jesus on a hill

 Nintendork 13 13 7:35 pm
    the sign-in to my cable provider isn't working on Firefox
    (It worked when I tested it on Fox News!)
    (But NBC is evil or something)
    Works on Chrome.

 RawkHawk2010 7:36 pm
    did a dude just punch the water
    on your end
    i'm trying to figure out if we're synced

 Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
    "here at this arresting exhilerating edge of the planet"
    people raising their arms
    logo
    Chicago

 RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
    okay

 Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
    moves to Thursdays

 RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
    the stream is behind TV

 Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
    well yeah

 RawkHawk2010 7:38 pm
    So we're watching ths stream right?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
    Yeah.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:38 pm
    Speaking of being synched, once this properly starts, let me know the moment you guys see people holding up silver triangular sheets.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
    I dunno how Vortex is going to watch something that's an hour after.
    Uh...
    Could you be more descriptive?
    <_<
    The NBC logo is being annoying.
    And making noises.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:39 pm
    There are people in the arena, right after the overhead shots of people playing sports, and they're holding up silver sheets. <_<
    Also, I have the BBC's stream paused.

 RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
    I assume it's easier for him to watch something broadcasted an hour after than us to watch something that canonically isn't even happening in America yet

 Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
    ...yeah.
    oh coverage resumed
    looking down at something special

 RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
    Fuck Matt.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
    "the temple of football"
    Pele
    That guy from E3 2015?
    "Hoda Copy"?
    Are these NBC dudes live?

 RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxyAUjIWZ50

 Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
    Kariokas

 RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
    ^ Pele

 Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
    "Feel the culture of Brazil"
    "Modern Brazil. HIP-HOP AND RAP"
    Ew.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
    No wonder Brazil is a disaster.

 RawkHawk2010 7:42 pm
    who is this woman on the left
    She's not aged well.

 RawkHawk2010 7:44 pm
    I thought Phelps was banned.
    He's not gonna be doing the Running of the Bulb is he?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:44 pm
    The bulb?

 RawkHawk2010 7:45 pm
    http://www.mariowiki.com/Running_of_the_Bulb
    I don't trust Rio with a torch.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:45 pm
    The whole city?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:46 pm
    Why are they all wearing the same thing?
    Team USA is annoying.

 RawkHawk2010 7:47 pm
    Is this girl an allegory to that one woman who was born with polio and then became the fastest woman in the world?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:48 pm
    Blinds to Go double commercial.

 RawkHawk2010 7:48 pm
    I can't see commercials
    Just "Coverage Will Resume Shortly"

 RawkHawk2010 7:52 pm
    whoa
    It's Feherty.
    Of The Golf Channel.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:53 pm
    Is he a Peachtree legend?

 RawkHawk2010 7:53 pm
    Where they play the same episodes of his Golf talk show over and over and over because they have nothing else to air.
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
    ugh

 RawkHawk2010 7:57 pm
    The first olympic golf event in over a century?
    Damn.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:57 pm
    I have no hype.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
    Cover Girl commercial.
    Not quite three sheets.

 RawkHawk2010 7:59 pm
    YOU'RE MY COVER GIRL

 Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
    Pantene
    "When Kansas City Kansas was losing population..."

 RawkHawk2010 7:59 pm
    Kamek still has to sing Rescue Girl in French.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
    Back to coverage.
    opening video
    ABANDON
    YOUR EXPECTATIONS
    face paint
    OPEN YOUR SENSES
    lemur
    EMBRACE a new adventure

 RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm
    Oh yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
    MARY CARILLO
    That's a girl?

 RawkHawk2010 8:00 pm
    This is where lemurs are.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    I thought it was an effeminate man
    like that guy right after.

 RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
    sloth

 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    I'm waiting for sheets
    but I dunno if they're supposed to come up.

 ultralink1 8:01 pm
    Ugh
    Hold on

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    Oh hey.
    We have full staff here.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:02 pm
    As soon as you see them, I'm unpausing.

 ultralink1 8:02 pm
    I'm waiting for my app to load

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    For the first time in over a year.
    READY SET RIO

 ultralink1 8:02 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    "yahoo"
    "The games for the 31st Olympiad ... brought to you by Coca-Cola"

 ultralink1 8:02 pm
    Not surprised

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    "By GE. The digital company, that's also an industrial company."
    Ad playing from Coke.

 ultralink1 8:03 pm
    Already

 Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
    What if the stream advertisements interrupt the sheets appearing?

 RawkHawk2010 8:03 pm
    ACK

 ultralink1 8:03 pm
    Sheets?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
    Tom Shields.

 ultralink1 8:03 pm
    What sheets?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
    That's Vortex's cue to unpause.
    Since BBC starterd an hour ago.

 ultralink1 8:03 pm
    Wait

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:03 pm
    Silver sheets that look like waves.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:03 pm
    (When it actually started.)

 ultralink1 8:03 pm
    Where are we watching

 RawkHawk2010 8:03 pm
    my stream died

 ultralink1 8:04 pm
    TV?
    Or stream
    Nvm

 Nintendork 13 13 8:04 pm
    http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct
    If you have cable log-in
    stream
    If you can do TV do TV
    just note TV is ahead of stream.
    But Britain is ahead of everyone else.
    ...or tied with everyone else besides America.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
    Are these commercials a form of censorship?

 ultralink1 8:05 pm
    Censor what?

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:05 pm
    You're STILL watching ads?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
    Whatever is happening at Rio.
    Yeah.
    "Welcome back."

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:05 pm
    That... doesn't bode well. >_>

 Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
    "Matt Lauer here"
    It's starting
    water
    wave

 ultralink1 8:05 pm
    I haven't even seen anything yet! Stupid tablet

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    Someone called Copacabana "Koopacabana"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    but it's made of water and not sheets
    dudes going into water

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    I see dudes.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    With weird music.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
    I know where you are.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    Soccer overhead
    and on a building
    Tony Hawk impersonator

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    Skateboarding.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
    The sheets should appear right after this video.

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    Skateboarding is an olympic sport?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    Golf
    Riding in the city
    Dude about to die
    Platforming

 RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
    parkour

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
    I heard they were considering skateboarding for 2020.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    More soccer.
    Soccer is obviously the main sport for them.

 RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
    this looks like an isometric indie game

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    Since it keeps appearing the most.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
    Like GTA Chinatown Wars

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    Are those sheets
    Triangles

 ultralink1 8:08 pm
    Isometric?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    anmd rectangles

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:08 pm
    *Unpause*

Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony Olympics sheets
These are the hyped up sheets. It looks like a weird blue waffle.


 ultralink1 8:08 pm
    What are sheets?!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    they closed the sheets
    now reopening
    Are they wearing a knight's armour?
    Or tinfoil?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    So they're doing laundry?

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    i feel like this music is from Sticker Star.
    Well

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    Is this Brazilian culture?

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
    "A recurring theme will be making something worthwhile out of something little".

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    Superimposed countdown.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
    Considering the opening ceremony cost 12 times less than London's and 20 times less than Beijing's, I'd say that's a necessity.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    "Tres!"

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    "Dos!"
    "Uno!"
    ISIS!
    ...nope

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    With this atmosphere, it looks like ISIS could strike at any moment.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    The sheets turned into pillows.
    Or something.
    Some are retreating off the stage.
    Fireworks!
    Matt Laeur?
    GO AWAY

 Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
    Ad Playing
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 8:11 pm
    Was that it?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
    Coke commercial.
    You know what I don't like?

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:12 pm
    Introducing IOC officials.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    The brand is called Coca-Cola.
    But the abbreviation is Coke.
    The letter changes have always bothered me.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:12 pm
    National anthem of Brazil.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    We get a commercial of a dude taking a shower.

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    When I was in France, they pronounced it "Co-caaaaaaaaa Co-laaaaaaaaaaaa
    "

 Nintendork 13 13 8:13 pm
    Now a dude is sniffing a scarf.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:13 pm
    Some emaciated dude in a blue suit singing.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    "Back here in Rio"

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
    Brazilian youth wrapped in flags.

 RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
    Umm, I got a blue suit too?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    "Some of the dignitaries about to be announced"

 RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
    At least I'm not as silly as you.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    I think the ads are making us desynced.
    9th elected president of IOC.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
    <_<

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    "Ladies in gentleman please stand for the national anthem of Brazil"

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:14 pm
    *pause*

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    This is awful.

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    Uh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    Dude on guitar.
    Paulinho de Voila

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    This looks like Judge Neopolitano or whoever.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:15 pm
    ...You're gonna have to clue me in whenever the ad breaks start and end.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:15 pm
    Annoyingly.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    Trump hat

 ultralink1 8:15 pm
    >>

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    rofl I thought that too.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    Dudes running around with a Brazil flag.

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    Yo.
    This music is actually good.
    So far.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Better than the Star-Spangled Banner.

 RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
    Whoa
    This is their ANTHEM?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Yes.

 RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
    Fuck ours.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Yo, the SHELL-Spangled Banner is decent.

 RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
    We literally have the worst anthem on the planet aside from Hungary.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Raised the Brazil flag.
    "Still to come..."
    Are we cutting to an ad?
    yup
    ad playing

 Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
    USA has the worst anthem.

 ultralink1 8:17 pm
    Where's Wendy?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
    And the worst Olympics broadcaster.
    Either on a plane or a car.
    It was... unclear.
    (Am I my sister's keeper?!)
    These commercials are the same ones too.
    In the same order.
    Are we back?
    "Creation of the world"

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    Thunder

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    is god gonna speak
    in spanish

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    Or the Pope?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    Portuguese.
    Just FYI.

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
    What is that a Star Wars drone?

 RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
    .........
    This is the creation of the world?!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
    Grasshopper?

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:20 pm
    MICRO-ORGANISMS

 RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
    lol
    Yo, give Matt Lauer props.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
    Why him?

 RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
    For not talking over everything like an imbecile.
    Like he's done at every other ceremony.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
    Green gas.
    Is this the air quality?

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    Or a biochemical attack from ISIS?

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    FUCK
    FUUUUUUUUUUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    Matt Lauer talking

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    FUCK MATT
    >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    telling us the Amazon rainforest would be its own country.
    And be the 9th largest country on the planet.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    I guess the Amazon Rain Forest is the Garden of Eden?
    uhhh

 RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
    Hawlucha

 Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
    "Right now we are actually starting to see the habitation of the rain forest."
    "The performers are actual descendants of indigeneous people."
    Reminds me of Sony's 2006 E3.
    "battles that actually took place in Ancient Japan"

Amazon rain forest projection Rio 2016 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony
The Amazon Rain Forest. It looks a lot more flat than I thought.


 RawkHawk2010 8:23 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 8:23 pm
    ....
    How on earth do you make that association

 Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
    The loose use of the word "actual". >_>
    In relation to a historical place.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    Within a presentation context. =-O

 ultralink1 8:24 pm
    My messages are being late

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    So is this demeaning to aborginials?
    *aboriginals

 RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
    probably
    since they're not actually...doing anything

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    By reducing them to...props like this?

 RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
    but running back and forth
    and howling

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    Is scarce clothing.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:25 pm
    Just wait till the European settlers arrive.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
    *IN
    Ad break
    over the European settlers
    AD PLAYING

 RawkHawk2010 8:25 pm
    "Just wait till the European settlers arrive."
    lololololololol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
    I gotta say, Europe made the world much more useful.
    'cause these dudes sure won't going to accomplish anything.

 RawkHawk2010 8:26 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
    Europe made everything better.

 RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
    Are you seeing this movie trailer?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
    North America, South America, Japan, Africa.
    I see a TIDE commercial.
    Australia.

 RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
    Bridget Jones' Baby?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
    FIAT 124 Spider.
    WE'RE BACK

 RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
    It looked like a way worse version of that Sweet Home Alabama movie.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
    THERE'S A DRAGON
    oh
    AHH
    EUROPEAN SETTLERS
    From Portugal in 1500
    "Immigration has begun."
    I thought Vortex was joking. <_<

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:28 pm
    lol, nope.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
    The Portugal dudes are doing flips.

European settlers Portugal ships original indigenous people Brazil Rio 2016 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony
The aboriginal has no chance against the power of white Europeans!


 Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
    Useless aboriginals still howling.

 RawkHawk2010 8:28 pm
    hey guys
    is this sea of thieves

 Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
    nope
    this is FORZA 4
    Aboriginal sizing up sailor.
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
    It looks like they didn't finish building the boats.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
    A giant hamster wheel?
    The rainforest is falling down.

 RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
    The boats were just wireframes.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
    I think the aboriginals are turned into slaves.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:30 pm
    African slaves.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
    Matt Lauer is explaining.
    "Leading destination for African slaves."

 RawkHawk2010 8:30 pm
    rofl

 Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
    "Impact of the African culture is still very strong. Music and dance"

 RawkHawk2010 8:30 pm
    Did they ever do anything like this for the last U.S. Olympics?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
    Is this why they started by saying this'd cover modern Brazil rap culture?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
    Did the aboriginals die?

 RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
    btw

 Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
    Also, why is the black guy controlling the other black guy?
    The slaves enslaved themselves?
    There's no European in sight.

 RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
    I don't think South American slavery involved giant hamster wheels.
    But it's good historical revisionism, I think.

Hamster wheels African slaves Rio 2016 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony
What do the hamster wheels symbolise? Slaves presumably did things other than run in circles, right?


 Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
    Kids would wanna study this.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
    Who are these guys?
    Free Masons?

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:32 pm
    Middle Eastern immigrants now.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
    They're Asians and from Middle East.

 RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
    "GET EM OUT!"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
    ISIS incoming?

 RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
    "OUT OUT OUT!"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:33 pm
    So is this supposed to teach us that multiculturalism is bad?
    Because the African slaves are still there.
    "The story of Brazil continues to unfold from Rio."

 RawkHawk2010 8:33 pm
    Does this even have a message?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:33 pm
    AD PLAYING

 RawkHawk2010 8:34 pm
    I don't think they know whether it's supposed to be good or bad.

 ultralink1 8:34 pm
    Need link again

 Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
    http://stream.nbcolympics.com/nbc-day-0-primetime-et-ct

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:34 pm
    I'm starting to think the reason they delayed this an hour was simply to have time to identify the best places to insert all these commercial breaks...

 Nintendork 13 13 8:35 pm
    I don't think they did a particularly good job picking those out. <_<

 Nintendork 13 13 8:35 pm
    Are the companies in these ads gonna get backfired?
    And people will avoid them?
    WE'RE BACK
    There's no one on the stage.
    Did ISIS kill them?

 RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
    urbanization

 Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
    Matt Lauer explaining Brazil spent their budget on a projection system.

 RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
    This reminds me of Mirror's Edge.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
    This is a videogame.

 ultralink1 8:36 pm
    all of their budget?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
    Well, they didn't hire all of the security guards they were supposed to.

 RawkHawk2010 8:36 pm
    This is actually pretty complex.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
    Random black girl almost fell off.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:37 pm
    Yeah, this looks cool.

 ultralink1 8:37 pm
    finally

 Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
    It gets even more urbanised.

 ultralink1 8:37 pm
    I get to watch

 Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
    They're climbing up buildings like it's Assassins Creed.
    This is Sao Paulo.

 ultralink1 8:37 pm
    think twice about what?

 RawkHawk2010 8:38 pm
    ISIS

 Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
    "If you're living in the United States, as all of you are right now, we'll have a story coming up that miiight make you think twice."
    Scary music.
    This sounds like an ISIS leitmotif.

 ultralink1 8:38 pm
    needs spiderman
    seriously expecting spiderman

Sao Paulo buildings construction Rio 2016 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony
Spiderpeople, actually. Get your gendered names out of here!


 Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
    ...

 ultralink1 8:39 pm
    how avant garde

 Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
    Sugar cubes?

 RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
    Is this the spice trade anachronized?

 ultralink1 8:39 pm
    i'm sure this is deep somehow

 RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
    WALL

 Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
    I don't think so.
    WALL

 RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
    THEY'RE BUILDING A WALL
    THE WALL

Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony The Wall border
BRAZIL WILL PAY FOR THE WALL.


 Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
    THEY'RE BUILDING A WALL

 ultralink1 8:39 pm
    they look like poorly made lamp shades

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    So Brazil will pay for it?

 ultralink1 8:40 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    wtf THE WALL
    NOOO
    oh crap

 ultralink1 8:40 pm
    someone messed up

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    THEY ACTUALLY ARE LAMP SHADES

 RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    wtf
    This is all building up to a conspiracy theory?

 RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
    The dude in that plane looks like Blackadder.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:40 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    That Brazil invented the airplane?

 ultralink1 8:40 pm
    whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    And the Wright Bros. were a fraud?

 ultralink1 8:40 pm
    he just freaking left

 RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
    wait
    that was a real plane?
    And it's flying around outside/
    ?

 ultralink1 8:41 pm
    i think it's a green screen effect rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
    I... I hope this is a projection.

 RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
    lolololol

 ultralink1 8:41 pm
    definitely a green screen effect

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:41 pm
    I hope he crashes.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
    "Still to come from Rio... Michael Phelps"
    ad playing

 ultralink1 8:41 pm
    michael phelps

 Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
    So we don't get to know if he crashes.

 ultralink1 8:41 pm
    COVERAGE WILL RESUME SHORTLY

 ultralink1 8:42 pm
    ....

 Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
    ...

 ultralink1 8:42 pm
    what are we waiting for

 Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
    We're waiting for NBC to be satisfied with their profit.

 ultralink1 8:42 pm
    >>
    ugh
    Can we see a commercial at least

 Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
    I see them.
    Have ad-block off.

 ultralink1 8:43 pm
    oops
    let me fix it

 Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
    They're the same ads every ad break in the same order.
    Oh wait this is new.

 ultralink1 8:43 pm
    there I turned my ad block off

 Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
    Jason Bourne.
    THIS JULY
    ...IT'S AUGUST.
    YOU IDIOTS.

 ultralink1 8:43 pm
    i got a coke commercial

 Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
    Yeah that's one of them.

 ultralink1 8:43 pm
    GOLD IS A FEELING

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
    Jason Bourne

 ultralink1 8:44 pm
    now coverage will resume shortly again

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    Wait my coverage isn't resuming shortly I'm at Ram 1800

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    okay I'm at resuming

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
    What do we think about randomly naming new installments after the franchise with no differentiation?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    Where's the plane?

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
    Like Sonic the Hedgehog?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    Very bad.

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
    Yeah

 ultralink1 8:44 pm
    whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    Punch-Out!! Wii technically did that too.

 ultralink1 8:44 pm
    this is very sonic '06

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    Since it was called "Punch-Out!!"
    what the hell

 ultralink1 8:44 pm
    *doesn't recognize song

 Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
    "The Girl from Ippinima"

 ultralink1 8:45 pm
    who dat

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
    Oh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
    Melania Trump

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
    That's the girl.

 ultralink1 8:45 pm
    *doesn't recognize her

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
    I thought they were talking about the singer.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
    "Supermodel Gizelle Punching"

 ultralink1 8:45 pm
    she is seriously popping her hips

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
    Punch-u Me.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
    With projected smoke effects.

 ultralink1 8:45 pm
    that's gotta hurt

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
    Punch-u MEEEEEEE!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
    NBC talking heads talking.

 ultralink1 8:46 pm
    who's the dude
    on the building

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    She has a long way to go.
    I dunno.

 RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
    So did this turn into Miss Brazil?

 ultralink1 8:46 pm
    vortex

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    Music change

 ultralink1 8:46 pm
    are you keeping up?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    Black dude on building

 RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    And woman.

 RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
    what the fuck kind of segue was that

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:46 pm
    Yeah, I'm still with it.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    Many black people on buildings.

Dancing session rappers black people Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
Given all of the identity politics going on here, is there a racial message behind this?


 RawkHawk2010 8:46 pm
    I feel like

 ultralink1 8:46 pm
    the color palette choices are interesting

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:47 pm
    is this q-bert

 RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
    Rio used all the Olympic grant money to fund 100 unrelated projects at once.

 ultralink1 8:47 pm
    She looks familiar

 RawkHawk2010 8:47 pm
    And ignored making preparations for the actual sports.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
    (Like cleaning the water.)

 ultralink1 8:47 pm
    i'm not impressed
    dude
    afros

 Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
    Women with afros

 RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
    The Tina Turner of Brazil

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
    "That woman sitting in that chair is known as the Tina Turner of Brazil."

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:48 pm
    What the heck

 RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
    Yo
    I liked the aboriginees better.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
    I wouldn't mind another commercial break over this.

 RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
    Maybe Europe DID fuck up.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
    NBC talking heads declaring they're going to dance.

 ultralink1 8:48 pm
    NBC commentors
    I'd rather watch them dance

 RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
    I just saw twerking.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    WHAT

 RawkHawk2010 8:49 pm
    Did aboriginees twerk?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    FIRST PERSON VIEW

 ultralink1 8:49 pm
    I know rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    "Take the music from all over the world and make it their own. Distinctly Brazilian."

 ultralink1 8:49 pm
    man the technical director is awesome

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    Well whatever Brazilian is, it SUCKS.

 ultralink1 8:49 pm
    switching from all these camera angles

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    Tech director is great.

 ultralink1 8:49 pm
    every ten seconds

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    Creative director sucks.

 RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
    These two dudes remind me of the Super Mario Super Show singers.
    For some reason.

 ultralink1 8:50 pm
    Captain Lou Albano?

 RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
    Yeah

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:50 pm
    DO THE MARIO

 ultralink1 8:50 pm
    Dude
    I'm expecting it

Do the Mario Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
The other staffers think this is reminiscent of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show DO THE MARIO segment.


 RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
    DO THE maRIO

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:51 pm
    Do-hohohoh.


 ultralink1 8:51 pm
    Makes as much sense as anything else right now

 RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
    Did anything like this happen in Mario & Sonic?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    I'm still expecting ISIS.
    no

 RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
    Did the game have an Opening Ceremony?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    Who are these things?
    It had an opening, uh, cutscene.
    12 year old rapper.

 ultralink1 8:51 pm
    I'm expecting ISIS to be like bane

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    "With her lyrics challenges racism and sexism."

 ultralink1 8:51 pm
    just blow up the whole floor

 RawkHawk2010 8:51 pm
    This just turned into the Democratic National Convention.

 ultralink1 8:51 pm
    after commenting on such a lovely voice

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    looooooooooool

 ultralink1 8:52 pm
    Is that concrete he's dancing on?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    Fire

 ultralink1 8:52 pm
    because I feel like tht would hurt
    Okay

 ultralink1 8:52 pm
    Fire is cool

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    I like fire.

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
    Was that a projected render of Street Figher's Ryu spinning on the ground?
    During the dancing?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    Green fist

 ultralink1 8:52 pm
    We all agree that fire is the best part?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    in background.
    "Tension and even conflict, which is also a part of Brazilian culture."
    - Matt Lauer

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 8:53 pm
    Army?

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
    Well, we can all see that.

 ultralink1 8:53 pm
    dude
    those outfits are so weird
    it's boggling my mind

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
    Looks like the KKK.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
    They're acknowledging DIVISION

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
    The silver ones anyway.

 ultralink1 8:53 pm
    DIVISION acknowledged!
    Whoa

Brazil political division strife factions Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
A talking head declared this represents the political DIVISION within the country.


 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    rave party

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 8:54 pm
    now would be the time for ISIS bombing

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    They even have a glowing target
    in the centre of the stage.

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    "PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    Literally.

 ultralink1 8:54 pm
    It's not that fun >>

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    NBC talking head: "why am I up here and not down there?"

 ultralink1 8:54 pm
    I would however like my own afro

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    "Regina Case" talking on stage.

 RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
    Regina is a sad Case

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    In Portuguese.
    To applause.
    AHH

 ultralink1 8:55 pm
    I hope someone translated

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    ENGLISH

 ultralink1 8:55 pm
    oh

 RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
    Let's Dance.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    "Here is tonight Horsea! Let's dance!"
    How about Just Dance 2017?
    Will this beat Ubisoft's Orlando tribute?

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:55 pm
    AHH
    The green fist is moving.

 ultralink1 8:55 pm
    This is all an elaborate ruse to advertise just dance 2017

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 8:56 pm
    obnoxious phones are obnoxious

 Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
    Just Dance 2017 probably has a bigger budget than the Rio Olympics.

 ultralink1 8:56 pm
    omg
    white guy dancing

 ultralink1 8:56 pm
    do we have numbers on the rio budget right now?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
    ahhh
    no

 ultralink1 8:56 pm
    DUDE!
    Pikmin

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
    This music would be 10x better without the vocals.

 ultralink1 8:57 pm
    That's the vibe i'm getting

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:57 pm
    Yeah.

Audience dancing white bald guy soccer shirt Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
Kamek wants to hang out with this guy.


 ultralink1 8:57 pm
    old bald guy
    would hang out with him
    .........................
    was that chicken always there

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    I screenshotted him.

 ultralink1 8:57 pm
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    ...no.

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
    That's what I was wondering.
    I was like,
    "...that...just appeared."

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    Green fist was there.
    Chicken? No.
    The lyrics on screen are "MEME"

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
    Maybe ISIS dropped it.

 ultralink1 8:58 pm
    Someone push the C-Stick

 RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
    While doing reconnaissance.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    Fireworks.

 ultralink1 8:58 pm
    Dude

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    We can appreciate those.

 ultralink1 8:58 pm
    I want that job
    Helicopter camera man

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    ISIS recon?
    oh

 ultralink1 8:58 pm
    for olympics

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    "THAT WAS AWESO-..." AD PLAYING

 RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
    LOL

 ultralink1 8:58 pm
    Oooo
    local commercil
    commercial
    s

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    Did y'all watch the Sochi opening ceremony?

 ultralink1 8:59 pm
    nope

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    Nope.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:59 pm
    Nah.

 ultralink1 8:59 pm
    I wanna watch that one instead

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    I don't even know where Sochi is.

 ultralink1 8:59 pm
    the japanese at least have an excuse

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    Compared to Sochi's, this ceremony is...
    ...well, horrible.
    Sochi's was actually very good.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    I wouldn't know Sochi existed without the Mari0 & Sonic series.

 ultralink1 8:59 pm
    the japanese know how to put on a show

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    Japanese is in 4 years.

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    I watched almost all of the Sochi olympics.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    (Sochi in Russia)

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    Including the curling.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    Was this while you were depressed?

 ultralink1 9:00 pm
    poop

 ultralink1 9:00 pm
    oh well

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    why poop

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    COVERAGE
    WE'RE BACK
    "We are now moving onto another PHASE."

 ultralink1 9:01 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    You can't watch curling while not depressed.
    lol

 ultralink1 9:01 pm
    that sound effect sounds familiar

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    "One that the creative team feels carries the essential theme of the entire evening"

 ultralink1 9:01 pm
    DUUUUDE
    blame this guy

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    "This is the core of our ceremony"

 ultralink1 9:01 pm
    ....

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    Climate Change?!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    "We're going to show how CLIMATE CHANGE is affecting all of us"
    waaaaaaaaaaaaat

 ultralink1 9:01 pm
    did you guys get a climate change vibe?
    It was the twerking

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    XD

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    I didn't see climate change at all.

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    Guess that's coming up?
    CO2 EMISSIONS

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    CO2 Emissions

CO2 carbon dioxide emissions Earth map climate change rainbow Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
This is the very CORE of the entire Opening Ceremony! Looks, um, pretty?


 ultralink1 9:02 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    Projector

 ultralink1 9:02 pm
    they're doing it now

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    fucking up the map

 ultralink1 9:02 pm
    pretty sure that's not how global warming affects the map

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    Okay, this explains why this ceremony sucks.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    It's centred around this. <_<
    "LOOK at Greenland in the last decade"

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    I'm laughing out loud.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    It was growing

 ultralink1 9:03 pm
    aaaaaaaaaand now no one cares

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    as they were saying that.
    Amsterdam flooding.
    (RIP Vortex)

 ultralink1 9:03 pm
    ooooo the dubai islands

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    Florida with a random accent mark

 ultralink1 9:03 pm
    awwwwww poor florida

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    This is not ceremonious.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    "Shangai"
    "Rio de Janeiro"
    Rio is barely flooding.

 ultralink1 9:03 pm
    *gasps

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    The message of Rio's opening ceremony is
    "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"

 ultralink1 9:03 pm
    oh is that the water

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    Is this kid walking on water?

 ultralink1 9:04 pm
    I do like the single kid

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    Audience is cheering.

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    climate change about to get that nigga

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    Single kid with single sapling.

 ultralink1 9:04 pm
    good symbolism

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    RUN!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    "A flower has sprouted in the street"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    English narration has very thick accent.
    "English: Judi Dench"
    They're planting tentacles.

 ultralink1 9:05 pm
    #japan

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    "Let's have complete silence and halt all business! The flower is being born!"
    Terrible message.

 ultralink1 9:05 pm
    did she just call the flower ugly

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    This reminds me of Viva Pinata.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    This is what they want.
    To return us to the Stone Age.
    "It's ugly, but it's a flower."

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
    This whole thing really went downhill.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    "Tedium, disgust, and hatred."

 ultralink1 9:06 pm
    I mean
    I get the message
    but

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    That's what happens when liberals run things. <.<

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    Now I want a cynical Viva Pinata done in this style.

 ultralink1 9:06 pm
    judy dench is awesome but not in this narrative

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    They beat you over the head with their agenda.

 ultralink1 9:06 pm
    need that one lady

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    And lose all artistry.

 ultralink1 9:06 pm
    from God of War

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Apparently each athlete at the Olympics has to plant seeds.
    (Watered by the local feces-infested river?)

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 9:07 pm
    Sigh >>
    and the millions of other things wrong in rio?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    "More from Rio including the parade of nations right after this"

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    the parade of nations

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Ad Playing

 ultralink1 9:08 pm
    GOLD IS A FEELING
    ANYONE CAN BE GOLD
    Lol sup Tom Shields

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:08 pm
    Parade of Nations is my favourite part.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    Yeah, Rawk you're right.

 ultralink1 9:08 pm
    @vortex

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    This basically is the DNC Part 2.

 ultralink1 9:08 pm
    why?

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
    yeah lol
    Maybe KHAAAAAN and his mute wife will be here.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:09 pm
    I don't know, lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    The DNC also had substantial non-English portions!

 ultralink1 9:09 pm
    that's a $780 phone
    why is he walking

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    (That always got cheers just for being non-English.)

 toadpwns 9:09 pm
    Ok

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    Hey Wendy.

 ultralink1 9:09 pm
    he's gonna get jumped
    o3o

 toadpwns 9:09 pm
    Hurr

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    You watching?

 ultralink1 9:09 pm
    hello wendy
    Just asking

 toadpwns 9:10 pm
    No no tv yet

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    If you only start watching this

 ultralink1 9:10 pm
    For personal reasons

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    it'll be totally out-of-sync.

 toadpwns 9:10 pm
    O/

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    (With all of us)

 ultralink1 9:10 pm
    Has anyone actually seen the first Pete's Dragon?

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    You're not missing a whole lot.

 ultralink1 9:10 pm
    besides me?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    We're back

 toadpwns 9:10 pm
    I'm already out if sync

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    They're advertising Virtual Reality.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    What even IS Pete's Dragon?

 ultralink1 9:10 pm
    oh poop

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Parade of Nations up next.

 ultralink1 9:10 pm
    If I had my Note 5 I could watch in VR

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    flashback

 ultralink1 9:11 pm
    Pete's dragon is a reaaaaaaally old
    disney movie

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    You'll get a headache not only from the content but the presentation.

 ultralink1 9:11 pm
    her eyes are huge

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    Dem Fierce Five. <_<

 ultralink1 9:11 pm
    jeez
    they've got muscles for days

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    Why are they here?

Simone Biles Gabbu Douglas Fierce Five video NBC Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
This was an NBC-only thing, right? The rest of the world didn't see this part?


 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    The Untouchables
    Obama probably requested it.

 ultralink1 9:12 pm
    crap

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    They're Obama fangirls.

 ultralink1 9:12 pm
    I was going to google something

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Or at least one of them is.

 ultralink1 9:12 pm
    Oooo
    boxing

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    wait is this another ad break

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:13 pm
    What are you seeing?

 ultralink1 9:13 pm
    Galaxy note 7

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files/ec/ecf3e455-79ff-410a-8ccb-85023c0e9895.jpg

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    A United Airlines sponsorship
    Now Diet Coke.

 ultralink1 9:13 pm
    we're taking preorders at our store
    also on the diet coke add
    ......
    car wash party?
    life would suck if it tasted like diet coke

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    I've been drinking a can of diet root beer at work.

 ultralink1 9:14 pm
    Clarissa shields is one of the USA representatives for Boxing

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    It's better than I expected.

 ultralink1 9:14 pm
    she's awesome

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
    Why Diet and not Real

 ultralink1 9:14 pm
    sugar content?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    ^
    (Diet A&W)

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
    But sugar is good!

 ultralink1 9:14 pm
    never had A&W root beer

 ultralink1 9:15 pm
    that was diet

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Better than Diet Coke.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    "I used to blame the weather for my frizz."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Diet Coke isn't good.

 ultralink1 9:15 pm
    her voice isn't good for commericials

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    That goes against the climate change message.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    COVERAGE WILL RESUME

 ultralink1 9:15 pm
    NOW

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    If weather isn't a factor anymore.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    "Time to meet the real stars of the show"

 ultralink1 9:15 pm
    ....

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    So Team Koopa was going to be here up until we backed out last night!

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    I forgot Greece existed.

 ultralink1 9:16 pm
    why gree-   oh....

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    Keep an eye out if Team Mari0 and Team Sonic show up. >_>
    (They better have backed out too.)

 ultralink1 9:16 pm
    selfie sticks for days

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    Afghanistan

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    I'm waiting for Team ISIS

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:16 pm
    lol, Afghanistan.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    So which of these will ISIS be here for?

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    ...oh here they are!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    ISIS isn't in Afghanistan.
    That's Team Taliban.

 ultralink1 9:17 pm
    and Al qaeda right?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    I think USA was in Afghanistan for the Taliban.

 ultralink1 9:17 pm
    is everyone handing out those tiny tiny cameras

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    What country is Team Hoko Barem?

 ultralink1 9:17 pm
    because every country has them

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    Boko Harem?

 ultralink1 9:17 pm
    Hey I know an albanian

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    Yeah

 ultralink1 9:17 pm
    Kony boss

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    Nigeria.

 ultralink1 9:17 pm
    oh
    nvm
    Germany...
    awkward
    they beat them in soccer

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    "The Germans crushed the home team seven to one."

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:18 pm
    Yeah, that was a great game.

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    NBC talking about Germans being mean.
    "That's just not nice."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Biased!

 ultralink1 9:19 pm
    Germans pwning brazil

 ultralink1 9:19 pm
    who are the green people?

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    koopas

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    no
    >.>

 ultralink1 9:19 pm
    they look like the riddler

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    lol did you see that bald woman

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    ya

 ultralink1 9:20 pm
    no
    dude in the suit knows how to party
    Oooo british colonies

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    If Antigua and Barbuda stayed with Britain they'd have Olympic medals.

 ultralink1 9:20 pm
    QUESTION!

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:20 pm
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DAN153/BrazilvGermanyreactions_zpsdce8ea1b.png
    ^^^Brazilian dreams crushed by Germany.

 ultralink1 9:21 pm
    Why were germany and the others introduced first

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    Saudis.

 ultralink1 9:21 pm
    Saudis

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    Saudis.

 ultralink1 9:21 pm
    ISIS?

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    "OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUT!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    No, ISIS isn't Saudi.

 ultralink1 9:21 pm
    Where are they then?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    ISIS is Iraq, Syria, and Libya.

ultralink1 9:21 pm
    Syria

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    I wonder how many people boo'd.

 ultralink1 9:21 pm
    that was my next guess
    Algeria
    french colony

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
    "13-strong Saudi team".
    That's not strong.

 ultralink1 9:22 pm
    QUESTION!
    What do you have to do to be an independent olympic athlete?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
    was that a giant cheese grater

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    Be a Palestinian.
    Or other stateless person.

 ultralink1 9:22 pm
    digging the guy holding the argentina flag

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    ...I dunno we'll find out when they show up.

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    For the record, since it's over,

 ultralink1 9:23 pm
    Yeah the tiny cameras are standard issue

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    that opening ceremony sucked 'nads.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    Yeah.
    It did.

 ultralink1 9:23 pm
    I know a guy from armenia
    Cool guy

 ultralink1 9:23 pm
    Still talk to him sometimes

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    Aruba!

 ultralink1 9:23 pm
    Bahamas

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    They look happy.

 ultralink1 9:23 pm
    come on baby momma

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    Where the hell even is Aruba?

 ultralink1 9:24 pm
    that one song

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    Independent Olympic Athletes

 ultralink1 9:24 pm
    :0
    REFUGEES?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    These guys are Kuwaitis

Independent Olympic Athletes delegation Kuwait Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
Well, THIS guy has to be a Kuwaiti. That's pretty much what I imagine a Kuwaiti to look like.


 ultralink1 9:24 pm
    not all of them
    I know an australian too

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    Every time I hear "IOC", I think "Invasion of Chaos"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    Well that's not a big deal.

 ultralink1 9:25 pm
    me too rawk
    shorts and ties?

 ultralink1 9:25 pm
    ew

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    Does Austria have a national identity besides being an inferior Germany?

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    uh

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:26 pm
    Not really.

 ultralink1 9:26 pm
    birthing schwartzenegger

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    they used to be part of hungary and germany didn't
    I guess

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    (And Austrian economics?)

 ultralink1 9:26 pm
    they're important in Europe

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    Isn't that what Ludwig Von Mises uses?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    Ya.

 ultralink1 9:26 pm
    I know an azerbaijan

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    He invented it.
    AD BREAK

 ultralink1 9:26 pm
    I know lots of people now that I think about it.....
    >>
    hmmm

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 9:27 pm
    The azerbaijani
    was a study abroad
    that lived with my ex

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    Was it a Muslim?

 ultralink1 9:27 pm
    morman
    yes

 ultralink1 9:27 pm
    she was muslim

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    I walked by Ludwig Von Misers everyday in Auburn.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    Are they all Muslim?

 ultralink1 9:27 pm
    she didn't do the head scarf

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    They were weird.

 ultralink1 9:27 pm
    not ALL

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    Misers are the best.

 ultralink1 9:27 pm
    but a significant portion
    she was nice

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    (At least, economically.)

 ultralink1 9:28 pm
    I think she's married now

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    I miss when you got to say your girlfriend was a Mormon.
    We're back and we skipped to the Bs
    and by we I mean NBC.
    Bahamas

 ultralink1 9:29 pm
    mormon ex is interesting

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    "I'm noticing a lot of multi-coloured hair and I'm really liking that theme." - NBC talking head

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    You know any Bangladeshi?

 ultralink1 9:29 pm
    she has one kid and is birthing a second
    nope

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    Me neither.

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    birthing?

 ultralink1 9:29 pm
    I almost went to belize
    she's pregnant
    not in labor

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    Barbados

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 9:30 pm
    BARBADO SLIM!?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    Wot's the difference between Barbados and Barbuda?

 ultralink1 9:30 pm
    futurama joke
    tridents?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    Bahrain

 ultralink1 9:30 pm
    what on earth is bahrain?

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    Bahrain's flag is just like Qutar's.\

 ultralink1 9:30 pm
    "Par-Tay

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    A really small Arab country.

 ultralink1 9:30 pm
    These are stupid commentary

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Belarus
    these guys are evil.

 ultralink1 9:31 pm
    STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICA
    dude
    he looks like neil patrick harris

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    I wish we were as blisfully ignorant as the NBC commentators.

 ultralink1 9:31 pm
    belarus flag

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    "I'm really liking all this multi-colored hair!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    "Belgeeum!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Are you happy to be independent of them, Vortex?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:31 pm
    Of Belgium?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    ya

 ultralink1 9:32 pm
    Belgium is chill
    they're cool

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    I don't like them.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:32 pm
    Of, I see what you mean. Well yeah.

 ultralink1 9:32 pm
    french language represented there
    Belize is a relatively poor state
    omg
    this chick
    is so tacky

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    Belize tried to kill John McAfee.

 ultralink1 9:32 pm
    she still has her phone IMEI sticker on her phone
    at least she has a phone case

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    Benin

 ultralink1 9:33 pm
    Bendilin

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    Bermuda shorts

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:33 pm
    British Overseas Territories!

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    I like the shorts.

 ultralink1 9:33 pm
    Not digging the shorts
    it's pretty lame to be known for shorts
    OOOoo

 ultralink1 9:33 pm
    I know a bulgarian

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    "Shorts are comfy and easy to wear!"
    Yo wait for them to show up first.
    You're getting ahead of yourself!"

 ultralink1 9:34 pm
    apparently Yogurt is a big deal for Bulgaria

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    We're in Bosnia and Herzegovina!

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    "Bulgarians" give the impression of disgust.
    Cuz it sounds like "Vulgarians"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    (Not to be confused with Antigua and Barbuda)

 ultralink1 9:34 pm
    Pocket square is very classy

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    I don't know anything about Botswana.

 ultralink1 9:34 pm
    who is the small asian girl

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    I did at one point.

 ultralink1 9:34 pm
    with the plant

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    Bot-Swanna?

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    I knew about Botswanian Tamed Squirrels

 ultralink1 9:35 pm
    only three athletes for brunei

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    NOW is Bulgaria.

 ultralink1 9:35 pm
    wow
    they're excited
    Trilbies everywhere

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    ya

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    Burkina Faso.

 ultralink1 9:36 pm
    I like his hat

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    Burkina guy likes his "medal for participation".

 ultralink1 9:36 pm
    I mean
    that's cool I guess
    Burundi has best KDR

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    i like buhtan's flag

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    Bhutan's whopping 2 athletes.
    Are they skipping Canada with an ad break?

 ultralink1 9:37 pm
    Why are all the children mismatched with the countries

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    (aka ad playing)

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    trump endorsed ryan and mccain btw.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    He endorsed McCain?
    ew

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    apparently

 ultralink1 9:38 pm
    brb

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    Maybe he'll retract it next week.

 ultralink1 9:38 pm
    bathroom and food

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    How long is this going to be?

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/neGiUuu.jpg
    "I did it!"
    "Happy?"
    Hours.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    crap

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    It's been 30 minutes and we're still in the B's.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    Are we even going to be able to finish?
    Cape Verde

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    so commercial break didn't skip.

 ultralink1 9:40 pm
    french territory

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    I figure we'll get to America though.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:40 pm
    Is this log going to end up being even longer than Breath of the Wild's?

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    At least.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    If USA is Estados
    is UK also Estados?

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    Cameroon.
    I know a guy from Cameroon.
    Well.
    He's hilarious.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    Do we need to watch until Sierra Leone?

 ultralink1 9:40 pm
    BOXING

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    And was my dissection partner in Biology.

 ultralink1 9:41 pm
    whoa

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    And could dissect animals like he had done it all his life.

 ultralink1 9:41 pm
    digging the purple

Cambodia delegation flag bearer purple uniform outfit Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
This shade of purple was the best colour to be in the entire Opening Ceremony.


 breezinabout@msn.com 9:41 pm
    Cameroon always makes me think of macaroons.

 ultralink1 9:41 pm
    Woo!
    Canada!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Hi Canada!

 ultralink1 9:41 pm
    lots of applause

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    A relevant country!

 ultralink1 9:41 pm
    canada chick is pretty

 ultralink1 9:42 pm
    those suit jackets look uncomfortable

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    Did we ever find out wot we were supposed to think twice about?

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    Has lumberjacking ever been an olympic sport?

 ultralink1 9:42 pm
    Can we stop to acknowledge there's a country called chad

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    We were supposed to think twice about if whether the Wall could get built.
    Cuz it was plowed down right after he said that.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    oh

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    It was a #DumpTrump move.

 ultralink1 9:43 pm
    obnoxious selfie sticks are obnoxious

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    I dunno anything about Cayman Islands besides it being a tax shelter.

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    I like their getups.

 ultralink1 9:43 pm
    these people look like they're americans on vacation

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:44 pm
    Tax Haven Islands.

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    Very modest.

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    The Central African Republican's flag is way too complex.
    Hideous.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    Here's Chad.

 ultralink1 9:44 pm
    Sup Chad

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    CHAD

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    As Kamek requested, we will stop to acknowledge a country is named Chad.
    (Chad Joseph!)

 ultralink1 9:44 pm
    thank you

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    Chad's flag looks like Lego.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
    ^^^ And is far too similar to Romania's.

 ultralink1 9:45 pm
    Chile has a long history of war torn battles
    and terrible economic collapses

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    :-X

 ultralink1 9:45 pm
    they're a sad story

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
    Sad!

 ultralink1 9:45 pm
    that's an S7 edge
    $780 phone

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    uh oh
    IT'S CHINA

 ultralink1 9:46 pm
    China.....

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    404 athletes

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:46 pm
    CHINA

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    (404 error?)

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    CHYNA

 ultralink1 9:46 pm
    whoaaaaaaa
    that's a lot of people

 ultralink1 9:46 pm
    TABLE TENNIS
    get it right
    chump

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    MY SPORT

 ultralink1 9:46 pm
    LUDWIG
    VS
    CHINA

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    I thought you'd name a specific dude.

 ultralink1 9:47 pm
    weird hand

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    (Or a made up one.)

 ultralink1 9:47 pm
    alright

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    is china still communist

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    Yes.

 ultralink1 9:47 pm
    yes
    but
    they have more capitalism now

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    *cronyism

 ultralink1 9:47 pm
    whatever
    point is they can't be 100% communist
    now that china is done

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    Yeah, that's next door at North Korea.

 ultralink1 9:48 pm
    i'm getting food

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    K come back for South Korea?

 ultralink1 9:48 pm
    North Korea isn't allowed to participate right?

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    They were allowed in Sochi.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    They probably don't even know there are Olympics.

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    They were also in the 2010 World Cup.

 ultralink1 9:49 pm
    of course russia would allow them in sochi

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
    Pretty sure they're not banned or anything.

 ultralink1 9:49 pm
    Then are they here?

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    And it was rumored they were executed after losing.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
    They should be...

 ultralink1 9:49 pm
    Is north Korea here ?!

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea_at_the_2016_Summer_Olympics

 ultralink1 9:49 pm
    :0

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    yes

 ultralink1 9:49 pm
    I want to see them
    Muhammad Ali Vs. George Foreman
    big deal
    very cool

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    "North Korea has fielded a team of three athletes into the table tennis competition at the Games."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    omg this log is too long

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:50 pm
    I see South Korea's up soon.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    ad playing

 ultralink1 9:50 pm
    FOOD TIME

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    back in Rio

 ultralink1 9:53 pm
    no comment on south korea?
    Another french territoire

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    lduwi
    we should quit after Ameirca

 ultralink1 9:54 pm
    There's too many countries man

 ultralink1 9:54 pm
    we are on the 3rd letter of the alpha bet

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    wait
    We quit after UK

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    um
    better hope they're E too. >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Unless Sierra Leone is near the first half
    ...Shouldn't they be?

 ultralink1 9:55 pm
    ....

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Reino Unido
    CRAP

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    Cubers.

 ultralink1 9:55 pm
    oooo

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Serra Leoa
    crap

 ultralink1 9:55 pm
    CUBA!
    neat

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Hey Vortex can we leave way before the UK?

 ultralink1 9:55 pm
    boxing ?
    cool

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    They begin with R.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:55 pm
    ...
    <_<
    Fine.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    Denmark girl is Hot.

Denmark flag bearer delegation blonde women Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
The rest of this log is more-or-less judging countries by how we like their women in the delegation. Rawk likes this one.


 ultralink1 9:56 pm
    meh

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:56 pm
    Are we coming back for the lighting of the torch?

 ultralink1 9:56 pm
    >>
    when's that?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    ^

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
    ...Sometime after the Parade.

 ultralink1 9:57 pm
    ugh

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    djibouti

 ultralink1 9:57 pm
    NBC people are stupid

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    I wonder where Wendy is if she's watching.
    Probably at the end by now.

 ultralink1 9:57 pm
    where is she?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
    lol, there's still more than an hour to go in real-time.

 ultralink1 9:57 pm
    more riddlers
    @_@

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    ...so more than two hours to go in NBC-time?

 ultralink1 9:58 pm
    more than an hour?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:58 pm
    2 and a half in NBC time.

 ultralink1 9:58 pm
    jeez

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    That's past midnight!
    We'll miss the deadline. :-(

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    ain't nobody watchin' that

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    London removed baseball.

 ultralink1 9:59 pm
    I know where alexandria is
    in virginia

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 9:59 pm
    We visited there every now and then

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    Where's EstadosUnidos?

 ultralink1 9:59 pm
    EST

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    Is United Arab Emirates Emiratos?
    Emirados Árabes Unidos

 ultralink1 10:00 pm
    dude

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    These Arabs look miserable.

 ultralink1 10:00 pm
    I wanna see those weight lifting chicks
    for the UAE

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    (And this was Noxial's dream!)(

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    Oh
    I thought you were referring to Ecuador, lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 10:01 pm
    lol
    awkward smile
    there's the USA

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    After Micronesia.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    The fuck is "Micronesia"?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    I didn't know Micronesia was a country.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    I'm laughing out loud so hard.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    I thought it was, like, an area.
    Or a nickname.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    I have literally never heard of it.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:02 pm
    It's in the Pacific.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    It sounds fake as fuck.

 ultralink1 10:02 pm
    it's legit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    AD BREAK

 ultralink1 10:02 pm
    Have to make sure we have enough time to see the USA

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    "Brought to you by McDonalds!"

 ultralink1 10:03 pm
    SOMETHING ATHLETES SHOULDN'T EAT

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    Wot about their salads?

 ultralink1 10:03 pm
    Salads are subpar

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    I mean

 ultralink1 10:03 pm
    I know
    I ate them often

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    ...isn't everything there subpar?
    >_>

 ultralink1 10:03 pm
    when I worked there

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    McDonalds has good browns.

 ultralink1 10:04 pm
    ?
 
 
    hashbrowns?

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    hashbrowns.
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    (Wot was that ad?)
    (From Amazon?)
    (They ordered a lion?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 10:04 pm
    First
    *types youtube comment

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    Sponsored by Best Buy/Visa.

 ultralink1 10:05 pm
    who's ashton Eaton

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Best Buy didn't have Zero Time Dilemma.

 ultralink1 10:05 pm
    i've seen his name
    alot
    I use that gilette razoe
    razor
    just saying

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Wikipedia says it's an American Olympic champ.
    In track.

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    Spain

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Spain.

 ultralink1 10:06 pm
    Trilbies

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    So many trilbies.

 ultralink1 10:06 pm
    are so international apparently
    my stream is being stupid

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    Will the Americans be weird, too?
    So is mine.

 ultralink1 10:06 pm
    better shape up

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    It's fast-forwarding to catch up.

 ultralink1 10:06 pm
    American Trilby

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    MICRONESIA

 ultralink1 10:07 pm
    I dig their flag

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    "we overlooked micronesia"

 ultralink1 10:07 pm
    What do you think ?
    applause for america
    or no?
    bets?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    "We are going to give them this moment in this stadium."

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    I like Micronesia's aesthetics.

 ultralink1 10:07 pm
    I'm guessing applause

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Massive applause.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    We should write an article about them.

 ultralink1 10:08 pm
    micronesia?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    inb4 ad break

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    #AmericanPrivilege

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    APPLAUSE

 ultralink1 10:08 pm
    Michael phelps

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    TEAM USA

 ultralink1 10:08 pm
    whoa
    we have 554 people?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    wtf random Muslim woman

United States of America flag delegation hijab Muslim woman athlete Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
Ludwig did not expect a woman in a hijab in America's delegation.


 ultralink1 10:08 pm
    stupid lady wearing sunglasses

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    What happened to Phelps being ostracized cuz of that pot?

 ultralink1 10:09 pm
    Sponsored by Polo Ralph Lauren

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 10:09 pm
    More standard issue tiny cameras

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    Are we ending right after?
    Team Philippines is probably hot.
    Just saying.

 ultralink1 10:10 pm
    ?
    why is that?

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    So we should end after Philippines?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    We should end when they do their next ad break.

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    Pacific Islanders are hot in general.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    ^

 ultralink1 10:10 pm
    Carmelo Anthony was super popular in Colorado
    he played for the Denver Nuggets

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    The... Denver Nuggets?

 ultralink1 10:10 pm
    We went to a game seeing him once

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    The Denver Nuggets>

 ultralink1 10:10 pm
    It's their basketball team
    for the state

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    rofl
    How the fuck is that a real name?!

 ultralink1 10:11 pm
    Gold Nuggets

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    I was thinking of chicken.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    (Same way Micronesia is.)
    Me too.

 ultralink1 10:11 pm
    Lol everyone is on ethiopia now
    but we're still on us
    we get black jokers

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    One American is lost.

 ultralink1 10:12 pm
    Uh oh

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    We're gonna miss Philippines.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    "Fiji!"
    NBC
    GET OFF AMERICA

 ultralink1 10:12 pm
    we're gonna miss the PHILIPENES!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    "So much more ahead"

 ultralink1 10:12 pm
    noooooooooo

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    NO

 ultralink1 10:12 pm
    COMMERCIAL BREAK!
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    THEY'RE AD BREAKING RIGHT BEFORE PHILIPPINES

 ultralink1 10:12 pm
    that one chick

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    lol
    dammit
    Now what do we do?

 ultralink1 10:12 pm
    well this sucks
    p
    right now
    so
    R isn't that far away
    technically

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    ...
    uh

 ultralink1 10:13 pm
    oh wait
    Filipinos
    crap

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    ...yeah.
    Begins with F.
    Hence right after Fiji. >_>

 ultralink1 10:14 pm
    shush
    i'm tired

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    Well might as well see Philippines.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    Unless when we come back from the break NBC is STILL on America.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    btw if y'all think the ordering is confusing now,
    imagine Sochi's.

 ultralink1 10:14 pm
    dude

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    It was ordered by letters that we can't even read.

 ultralink1 10:14 pm
    we're still gonna be on america

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    WE'RE
    BACK
    sorta

 ultralink1 10:15 pm
    nope

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    SHORTLY

 ultralink1 10:15 pm
    you fail

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    The Tonight Show?
    Starring Jimmy Fallon?

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    We should live react to Jimmy Fallon.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    What if they stay on America for the whole rest of the parade?

 ultralink1 10:15 pm
    whoa
    wait
    what

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    Estonia
    wtf

 ultralink1 10:15 pm
    we didn't even move
    WAIT

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    Not only that
    THEY WENT
    BACK IN TIME

 ultralink1 10:15 pm
    did they go back!?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    THEY WERE AT FIJI AT THE BREAK
    NOW WE'RE AT ESTONIA
    NBC WENT BACK IN TIME

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    lololololol

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:16 pm
    Well, that's one advantage to not showing it live.

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    Didn't they listen to Whis and Beerus in Dragon Ball Super?
    Time-travel is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
    I like Macedonia's flag.
    Fiji's is awful.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    It looks like a sunburst.

 ultralink1 10:17 pm
    I bet they did it for that reason

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 10:17 pm
    to spend an extra five minutes
    on america
    aw
    fiji dudes look like fun
    I'd hang out with them

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    That dude's eyebrows

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    What do call Figi people?
    Is one called a "Fij"?

 ultralink1 10:17 pm
    they're adorable

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    Philippines.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    PHILIPPINES
    all five
    or 13
    they're dudes

The Philippines delegation athletes Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
...Well, this is what the Philippines people looked like. Mostly men, with a couple of older women.
My bad.


 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

 ultralink1 10:18 pm
    i'm not impressed ludwig

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    that was not worth it
    AT ALL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    fuck

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
    Is that it?

 ultralink1 10:18 pm
    way to go

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
    That's their team?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    fuck it I'm closed

 ultralink1 10:18 pm
    Noooooo

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    Well, might as well see France.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
    Out of a country of 100 million+?

 ultralink1 10:18 pm
    France is next
    After france

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    fine France
    WAIT WHAT

 ultralink1 10:18 pm
    hey

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    GREAT BRITAIN

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    "It's been a difficult and tragic year for France."

 ultralink1 10:18 pm
    that's the french president

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    WAIT GREAT BRITAIN IS ON THAT LIST

 ultralink1 10:19 pm
    lol they're such bros

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    Did you guys Brexit from the whole United Kingdom after all?

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    NBC made France's entrance depressing as fuck.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
    Oh yeah, we compete under that name, not "United Kingdom".
    Guess I forgot.

 ultralink1 10:19 pm
    ........

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    YOU COULD'VE SAID THAT.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    All they did was talk about all the times they've been killed this year.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    (And last.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    So they'll mention Brexit when Britain is up?
    What the hell is Gabon?

 ultralink1 10:20 pm
    jeez vortex
    GAHBAWN
    france was meh

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    Isn't there a Mario character named Gabon?

 ultralink1 10:20 pm
    It's in africa

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    Sounds like a Pokémon.
    LOL

 ultralink1 10:20 pm
    whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    woah

 ultralink1 10:20 pm
    that gambia chick was jacked up

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    ya

 ultralink1 10:20 pm
    on that bike
    you see that?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    yaaa

 ultralink1 10:21 pm
    UUUUUUUUUUUGH

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/5f9WTiO.png
    gabon

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    "First two Olympic swimmers the country has ever produced"

 ultralink1 10:21 pm
    these people need to take off their IMEI stickers on their stupid phones

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    That's a Bagon. <_<
    Georgia

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    GEORGIA
    HEY IT'S ME

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    uh

 ultralink1 10:21 pm
    Georgia is nice

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    dat ain't Peachtree

 ultralink1 10:21 pm
    I dig them

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    "Georgians in Medieval times"

 ultralink1 10:21 pm
    ugh

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    There's Vortex.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    BRITISH

 ultralink1 10:21 pm
    such a lame joke
    ew

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    "The British are coming, the British are coming!" - NBC

Great Britain United Kingdom athletes delegation uniform outfit shorts Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
Actually, whatever the women are wearing is pretty fine.
The guys are a disgrace, though.


 ultralink1 10:22 pm
    what's with the shorts

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    Applause.
    Shorts
    LOL

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
    Britain's team looks better than ours.

 ultralink1 10:22 pm
    nah

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
    Woooo!
    TEAM GB

 ultralink1 10:22 pm
    the ladies are cool

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
    Phelps is a lame masct.
    mscot*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    British over.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
    Well, that was brief.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    Well.
    It's brief in the BBC, too?

 ultralink1 10:23 pm
    Phelps is the most decorated olympian in all of history rawk >>

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    They didn't zoom in on America forever like NBC did?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    You won't catch the BBC pulling time travel tricks.

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    guam

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    Nope.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    USA chant
    Because Guam is part of Team USA
    I guess.

 ultralink1 10:23 pm
    What is Equatorial Guinea

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    I don't want to find out.

 ultralink1 10:23 pm
    me neither
    are we done?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    It's in Africa.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    I think we're done.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
    North of Gabon.

 ultralink1 10:24 pm
    sleepy

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    I'm closing.
    Any objections?

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    Guyanans look like they have stains on their clothes.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    This is hideous
    Guinea woman
    *close*

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    One of the Guineas is wearing a cape.

 ultralink1 10:25 pm
    ....
    is hong kong a separate country from hong kong?

    CHINA*
ultralink1 10:25 pm
    >>

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    Shrodinger's Hong Kong
    wait

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
    I like how we didn't even have the courtesy to get to the Brazilian team.

 ultralink1 10:26 pm
    lol haiti is wearing the flag in his suit jacket

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    yeah screw them

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
    At their own Olympics.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    Ludwig I'm getting to the next commercial.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    Here's Hong Kong

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Well say witty stuff.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    This is Team DK!

 ultralink1 10:26 pm
    Hong kong girl is hot
    for real

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    Yeah.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
    Hong Kong's flag's better than China's.

 ultralink1 10:27 pm
    agreed

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    Hong Kong girl is in fact, hong.
    hot*
    Ludwig missed it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    yeah I did

 ultralink1 10:27 pm
    better than anyone in the philippenes
    or whatever
    >>

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    OH SHUT UP
    I WAS BETRAYED

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    Hungary

 ultralink1 10:27 pm
    Ludwig
    iraq and iran
    are now

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
    Hungary's team is mostly swimmers.

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    AND

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
    Poor them.

 ultralink1 10:27 pm
    we should see them

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    NOW IT ENDS

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    For ISIS purposes?

 ultralink1 10:28 pm
    and noxius purposes
    she's probably there
    commercial right now

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    You're gonna make an excuse for every country

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    next you'll wanna see Japan
    and then other shit

 ultralink1 10:28 pm
    an extra 5 minutes isn't going to kill us
    .....
    well
    I won't lie
    I do want to see japan
    but
    iran and iraq are highly relevant

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    "j" is after "i" after all!

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    *opens stream again*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    I have it open.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    maybe most of the country renamings were concentrated within the first half of the alphabet and we're really 4/5 of the way done.

 ultralink1 10:31 pm
    someone check

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    http://qz.com/750583/this-is-the-order-countries-will-march-in-during-the-olympic-opening-ceremonies/
    Iran is 98
    It goes to 209
    (Brazil is 209.)

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
    lol oops

 ultralink1 10:31 pm
    holy crap

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    (Refugee Olympic Team is 208.)

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    ........
    There's a Refugee Olympic Team?

 ultralink1 10:32 pm
    there's iran coming up

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    For Palestinians.

 ultralink1 10:32 pm
    aw

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    IRAN

 ultralink1 10:32 pm
    she's disabled...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    You should've been here during the DNC.

 ultralink1 10:32 pm
    she's archery

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    They had a disabled person every day.

 ultralink1 10:32 pm
    that's sick

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    Oh, we gotta see Israel. <_<
    >_>

 ultralink1 10:32 pm
    chick is hardcore
    .....

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Iraq.

 ultralink1 10:33 pm
    what was that boss

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    I'm in commercials.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    I'm in Iraq.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    About gatorade.

 ultralink1 10:33 pm
    dude is a boxer

Iraq only men all-male athletes delegation Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
There were literally no females with Iraq's group. I believe they were the only all-male nation.
This is presumably ISIS's doing.


 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    No women.

 ultralink1 10:33 pm
    i don't see noxial

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    Oh here's Iraq.

 ultralink1 10:33 pm
    no women at all
    whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Maybe she got a sex change.

 ultralink1 10:33 pm
    that's creepy

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    NBC looking at an American photo shoot.

 ultralink1 10:33 pm
    dude there were no women in the Iraqi

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:33 pm
    Oh look, it's Ireland.

 ultralink1 10:33 pm
    that's scary

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
    Dunno if I should cheer for them.

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    we gotta see iceland

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
    Think I'll leave it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    We stop at Japan.

 ultralink1 10:34 pm
    is northern ireland a player as well

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    That's it.

 ultralink1 10:34 pm
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    b-b-but jordan

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    NO MORE AFTER JAPAN.

 ultralink1 10:34 pm
    Satisfied with japan

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
    No Kamek.

 ultralink1 10:34 pm
    whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    Israel <3

 ultralink1 10:34 pm
    israel has....
    an interesting outfit...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    ....yeah...

 ultralink1 10:34 pm
    better than shorts

Team Israel delegation athletes weird outfit uniform Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
See, the Israelis are good-looking, but what the hell are they wearing and why?


 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    ...well that ended quick.

 ultralink1 10:35 pm
    UGH another IMEI sticker on a phone

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    Now there's over 300 ITalians.

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    They look like they adopted Santorum's weird sweater fetish.

 ultralink1 10:35 pm
    dude why is everyone cheering for italy?

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    Hahahaha
    Israel BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

 ultralink1 10:35 pm
    Boss what's with the Israel outfit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    Um, I dunno.

 ultralink1 10:35 pm
    JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM IS NEXT!

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    Ludwig you should go have a talk with them.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    Jamaica has 59 dudes?!

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    Tell them to get their shit together.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    'kay. >.>

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:36 pm
    Looking for Usain Bolt.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    They said he's not there.

 ultralink1 10:36 pm
    He's not there Vortex
    is that a pool noodle

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    JAPAN IS NEXT

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    Did he boycott because of the microorganisms?

 ultralink1 10:36 pm
    Whoooo

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    338 atrhletes

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:36 pm
    :(

 ultralink1 10:36 pm
    Japan!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    Applause.

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    Jay-Pan

 ultralink1 10:36 pm
    dude

 ultralink1 10:37 pm
    2 million japanese in sao paulo

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    2 million Japanese immigrants are in Brazil.

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    where's sakurai

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    NBC

 ultralink1 10:37 pm
    omg the japanese girls are kawaii

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    Japan has good clothes.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    GET AWAY
    FROM TEAM USA

 ultralink1 10:37 pm
    the girls and guys are wearing the same outfits :(

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    ew Jordan
    Okay I'm closing.

Team Japan athletes delegation waifus red suit jackets uniform outfit Rio 2016 Olympics Opening Ceremony
Last picture of the log: Japanese waifus. Clearly better than the Philippines.


 ultralink1 10:37 pm
    what's wrong with jordan?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    Towelheads
    I guess they're allied with USA
    but still.

 ultralink1 10:38 pm
    But boss Lebanon is coming up!
    we gotta watch them xD
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    Kiribati

 ultralink1 10:38 pm
    fine

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    I've taken so many screenshots and this has gone on for hours
    and I didn't know there was a country called Kiribati.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:38 pm
    What the heck are Kosovo doing there.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    Sounds like a Kirby boss.

 ultralink1 10:39 pm
    QUESTION!

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:39 pm
    I didn't know they'd been recognised by the IOC.

ultralink1 10:39 pm
    Why is south korea listed 160

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    Laos

 ultralink1 10:39 pm
    didn't we already see them?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    ya we did

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    This is where Khan from King of the Hill is from.

 ultralink1 10:39 pm
    laos is cute

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    The good Khan.
    Not the bad Khan from...real life.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    ...are you guys gonna end ever >.>

 ultralink1 10:39 pm
    south korea is listed in the list
    waaaaay down in the S's
    close to north korea

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:40 pm
    I'm watching all of this, log or no log.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    "Coreia do Sul"
    Coreia do Norte

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    Latvians are hot af.

 ultralink1 10:40 pm
    I missed the latvians
    *rewinds

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    (Blogger is freezing)
    (This is worse than Breath of the Wild)

 ultralink1 10:41 pm
    whoa
    rawk wasn't kidding
    Latvia is pretty hot

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:41 pm
    LIBYA.

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    Should title the log "Rio Olympic Ceremony: Breath of the Wild"
    Because that's basically what half of the opening ceremony was.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 10:42 pm
    lol
    NBC is laughing at person with last name shiite
    they made 3 jokes

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    "You've got a DOUBLE Shiite in there!"

 ultralink1 10:43 pm
    "No shiite"

 ultralink1 10:43 pm
    fine
    I'm tired
    my back hurts

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    YO
    MADAGASCAR'S UNIFORMS LOOK LIKE BACON

 ultralink1 10:43 pm
    Big badminton rivalry

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    I can't even force quit Chrome

 ultralink1 10:44 pm
    malaysians are cutte
    okay
    i'm tired
    commercial time
    i'm out

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    *closes*

 ultralink1 10:44 pm
    *closes
    ....apparently obama was listening to eminem to prepare for the DNC


You managed to survive that? Good job. Leave a comment if you did and tell us your favourite KoopaTV reacting moment in this overly long log.


KoopaTV not only watched this ceremony, but the Closing Ceremony as well. It's shorter. We promise.
Here's the E3 2015 log we were talking about with Pelé.
You can decide for yourself if the Shell-Spangled Banner is better than Brazil's national anthem.
There's a climate change conference taking place at the British House in Rio. Probably related.

6 comments :

  1. Sorry for the delay in adding all of the images. But now they're there, and y'all are welcome to read through this...massive log.

    (107 pages in Word, for reference.)

    ReplyDelete
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    1. You actually made it through the whole opening ceremony without dozing off? That's another impressive feat.

      Delete
    2. Actually... If you look by the end of the log, we never got to the end of the Parade of Nations.

      Some people (VORTEXICA) actually did stay up 'til the very end. I didn't.

      Delete
  2. America seems to be bad at covering any games that is not strictly US teams. My parents watch the Spanish channels (they both speak Spanish) for Futbol, I mean soccer.

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    1. (You're a hidden Latina??!)

      America was bad all-around here. Some ratings numbers came in, and this was the lowest-rated Opening Ceremony since the 1970s. Ratings dropped off after America came on, and early.

      Delete
    2. My mother is born in Uruguay but family came from Europe. My father is European too but absolutely loves learning about world culture and enjoys learning languages.

      Delete

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