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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

George Zimmerman Versus North Korea

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - KoopaTV? More like ZimmermanTV!

I could write about legitimate stories or causes, but let's write about George Zimmerman again. That's more fun.

After George Zimmerman visited Japan to talk with Masahiro Sakurai for the necessary paperwork to be in Super Smash Bros. 4, the evil guys at neighbouring North Korea must've taken notice. George Zimmerman is not just America's best entertainer, but he's also world-famous. Masahiro Sakurai is also Japan's best entertainer. It was a spectacular meeting. North Korea really has no sense of entertainment besides failed nuclear missile tests, throwing people to packs of hungry dogs, and hanging out with Dennis Rodman. So they're jealous of the successes of others.

They're so jealous, that they are portraying the George Zimmerman verdict as just one way on how the USA engages in human rights abuses. This is, of course, coming from the North Korea. We'll go over what they say just because they kind of remind me of KoopaTV in terms of being outrageous for attention. Just a smidgen.
"The U.S. true colors as a kingdom of racial discrimination was fully revealed by last year's case that the Florida Court gave a verdict of not guilty to a white policeman who shot to death an innocent black boy."

Okay. Let's see... Kingdom of Racial Discrimination. Well, it's not a kingdom, but we'll let that slide because "President" Barack Hussein Obama wants to be king or dictator or whatever. But, what racial discrimination? Let's see, it's fully revealed by the 2013 jury ruling in Florida that George Zimmerman was not guilty of the murder of Trayvon Martin. North Korea describes Zimmerman as a "white policeman". He is as white as Barack Hussein Obama, of course. He is also not a policeman, although he did supposedly idolize the police. He was the "neighborhood watch captain", described by detractors as a vigilante. Either way, he ain't a cop.

Would a racial discriminator mentor a black kid?

Now, that same Florida court found that Zimmerman was not guilty of murder. But he did shoot and kill Trayvon Martin. So why was he not punished? Because it was self-defense, a concept apparently nonexistent within North Korea but is their entire justification for their foreign policy. So self-defense from what? From a kid who proclaimed "You're gonna die tonight motherfucker" and started to slam George Zimmerman's head into concrete, a dangerous blunt force trauma weapon. If that's the case, then the "innocent black boy" isn't so innocent, now is he? It's also a well-known fact that race had nothing to do with the verdict. There was a lot of reasonable doubt in the prosecution's claims, and, unlike in North Korea, in America and civilized countries, there is the standard of "innocent before guilty". THAT is why Zimmerman was declared Not Guilty. Stop race-baiting. That goes for even North Korea.

North Korea's other charges against the USA actually have a lot of truth to them, like the NSA being a problem. They do have a fundamental misunderstanding about what the role of government should be, or at least, what it currently is in America. Government doesn't run people's lives and doesn't own all property.

One lingering, blatant inaccuracy remains:

"Meanwhile, bills on easing arms control were adopted in various states of the country, boosting murderous crimes. As a result, the U.S. has witnessed an increasing number of gun-related crimes in all parts of the country and even its military bases this year. In this regard, the United Nations on April 10 put the U.S. on the top of the world list of homicide rates."
Those military base shootings were not because of "easing arms control". In fact, it's the opposite: They happened in places where you cannot bring guns. There is no evidence that freeing up guns has boosted "murderous crimes". Georgia's recent law on this is amazing, but it's way too soon (it only happened a few weeks ago) to obtain any statistics from it. Violent crime is decreasing around the country and has been for years. So... you're full of shit, North Korea. But that's pretty typical.


The difference between KoopaTV and North Korea? KoopaTV doesn't shut down opposition. Our comment sections are wide open for you, and you won't be arrested! At least, not by us. The FBI might do something, given the whole human rights abuses thing the USA is doing nowadays.


North Korea shuts down opposition — in the form of a movie, The Interview.

3 comments :

  1. I guess we ARE really losing our freedoms in America. What the hell is with this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbS9JD7Pvw

    ReplyDelete
  2. trayvon martean wil come back an get u
    he was invocent u whit supremistist

    ReplyDelete
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    1. He already came back as a zombie.

      http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2013/08/come-play-trayvon-tysons-punch-out.html

      How many times can he be revived?!

      Delete

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