We just talked about new Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon news ten days ago. ...So? It's not enough! More news dumps means more articles on those news dumps, and I'm happy to oblige because the November-bound Pokémon Sun/Moon are among the top three games KoopaTV is anticipating that'll be released in 2016. (The other two are Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney — Spirit of Justice in September, and Paper Mario: Color Splash in October.)
For a summary of the news dump, Nintendo of all companies put together a press release. And, naturally, we'll embed the video version of the release right here:
That thumbnail has a lot of action going on, so let's break it down. And by let's, I mean me.
First of all, there's Wishiwashi. This guy is the class fish you see in elementary schools. She's all for education, and like a public teacher's union, explodes in wrath if she doesn't feel like she's been treated right.
There is also Morellul, a Grass/Fairy mushroom that specialises in Spores (joining a tradition established by Paras, Shroomish, and Foonguss). Then there is Pyukumuku, the Sea Cucumber Pokémon and therefore not related to the humu humu nuku nuku apua'a, which is a fish (and former NSider Knight of Hyrule).
|Pyukumuku is basically the hand in the toilet from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.|
Pyukumuku's Innards Out ability punches you with its innards if you make it faint, as a sort of last-ditch strike. The damage it deals is equivalent to the damage you did to it to make it faint, so obviously you want this guy to have terrible defence stats and high HP. He also has an unfortunate life in general, and the local Alolan people pity it.
There are three new Alola form Pokémon: Raichu, now an Electric and Psychic type that surfs in the air on its surfboard-esque tail; Marowak, now a Fire and Ghost type, and Meowth, now a Dark type.
...Wait, there's a fourth new Alolan Pokémon. Here's Gyarados, who is pretty much the same as its Kanto incarnation but now has legs:
|Gyarados is clearly bored at school. Now that it has legs, it can run out of class!|
Special note on Marowak: This explains how Kiawe, the Fire-type specialist trial captain, is specified to be close to his Marowak. Marowak is described by the official website as turning into a Fire type to deal with all of the hostile Grass types in Alola, since it's normally a Ground type. (Ground types are weak to Grass.)
Meanwhile, there's no Alolan Cubone. Basically, Cubone in Alola has a choice: Die, or Evolve and Die. The second choice also involves death because, y'know, Alolan Marowak is also turning into a Ghost type. Of course, there was that one Marowak back in the Lavender Town's Pokémon Tower that knows all about being a ghost, but that was just one Marowak out of the tens of thousands of Marowak out in the world! It's not like they ALL died.
So: Team Skull. This is the new villainous team. I like them a lot, already. Here's their page on the official site.
Of course, Team Skull already was in a Pokémon game, as an antagonistic group of Zubat, Koffing, and Skuntank in the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers set of games.
|Here is Team Skull about to jump out of a tree. ...Well, only Skuntank will be jumping. Zubat can fly and Koffing floats.|
How can there be two Team Skulls? Well, what if they are really one and the same? After all, the whole point of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon is that a human turns into a Pokémon. What if after Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon, Team Skull's leader turns into Team Skull's Skuntank, and then seeks out Koffing and Zubat? Or maybe the minions were humans as well.
|LOOK. IT'S ZUBAT. RIGHT THERE. MY THEORY IS CHECKING OUT SO FAR.|
But I guess I should go back to talking about Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon. We don't really know what Team Skull's deal is, or if they're even all that bad. They're sharply dressed (though the grunts have to pay for their own outfits) and their music style is something that hasn't been seen in a Pokémon game before. It reminds me of Nathan Copeland's theme from No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle, though. And I liked that.
|Guzma looks like the failed attempts of people trying to make a Ludwig Von Koopa Mii.|
Guzma is Team Skull's leader (and a future Skuntank). He couldn't be a trial captain of Alola, but there's probably more to him making a gang than being upset over that. His own sense of style is the weakest of Team Skull, as demonstrated by his asymmetric sunglasses.
|The special effects Pokémon Sun/Moon use make it look like Plumeria has blue hair, too.|
Lastly, there's Plumeria. I'm not gonna go out and say she's cute or anything, but she's an improvement compared to Team Flare, at least. Plumeria's bald spot concerns me. As does her overuse of eye-shadow. Not my kind of girl. I do at least like Team Skull's female grunt, however. Anyway, I agree with the decision to focus on a smaller sample of villainous team admins and actually develop them, unlike the mess of Team Flare in Pokémon X and Y where the admins weren't actually differentiated.
That's about all the info worth commenting on. What do YOU think? We'd love to hear YOUR comments in the designated comments section. Talk to you guys next Pokémon news release! ...Just kidding, I'll actually talk to you tomorrow on www.KoopaTV.org. (Unless those are the same day, with how frequent these releases are getting.)
Ludwig encourages you to purchase Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky for only $9.99 on the Wii U Virtual Console! He also encourages you to Follow him on Miiverse at NNID PrinceOfKoopas, where he goes out of his way not to even try to make his Mii look like him.
The next news release is one new Pokémon, and is a week after this.
Ludwig provides a visual example of how Ludwig Mii attempts look like Guzma here.