By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Technically called a Joint Session of Congress.
President Donald John Trump is a nasty man. He's responsible for KoopaTV going from five articles a week to three... However, like his predecessor, whom I won't name here, he is forcing KoopaTV, as a television network, to carry his speech to a Joint Session of Congress. All of the television stations are doing it by mandate.
In previous years, we called this the State of the Union, but the President insists that it's not one of those. In the spirit of his election opponent, we'll ask, “What difference, at this point, does it make?”
Either way, we're live-reacting to it (because we HAVE to, despite the great costs and no benefits it gives to us), and like previous years, it's the President talking with the Vice President (Mike Pence) and the Speaker of the House (Paul Ryan) sitting behind him.
I'm Nintendork 13 13, and RawkHawk2010 is RawkHawk2010. Here are our live reactions:
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCeZvwXh_4c
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
is that debbie schults in the audience
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
I thought she would have been banished
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
Each Congress person gets an invite.
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
Some Congress people invited illegal immigrants.
Obviously some asshole invited her.
...
Actually she's still a Congress woman isn't she?
Yeah.
Of District 23. She won in 2016.
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
kush
Do you think Kushner smokes weed?
wtf this is 80 minutes
I can't watch all that
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
How do you know?
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
someone said it
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Smart.
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
Is that specifically to keep /pol/ out or have these always done that?
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
Pretty sure it's the former.
Since we gave the last guy shit for being late
...we gotta give Trump shit for being late too.
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
Okay yeah because I don't think people even watched SOTUs/quasi-SOTUs via stream before the 2015.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
We did...
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
Yeah but I mean real people.
What if Trump just doesn't show up?
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
He's right there.
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
...I don't see him.
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Off-screen.
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
This stream is several seconds behind Fox News.
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
When was clapping invented?
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
Pre-history.
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
And with what context?
Cuz it's kind of a weird thing if you think about it.
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapping
This is a really weak article.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Clapping
"Is it just me or is this the most poorly written article on the face of the planet? Is it just a joke or what?"
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
lolololol
there's always that one guy who keeps clapping after everyone else has stopped
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
I'm that guy.
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| President Donald John Trump is displeased with the clapping. He'll have to deal with it nearly 100 more times. |
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
Conclusion of Black History Month.
(KoopaTV didn't acknowledge it at ALL.)
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
Recent threa-
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
Recent threats and vandalism of Jews.
Lighting up the world with torches.
Alberta?
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
ARE THEY GONNA CLAP AFTER EVERY SENTENCE
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
Well, the Democrats aren't clapping.
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
When's the last time all of congress clapped for a pres?
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
Trump discussing how USA has been nation-building in other countries but ignoring its own.
2016.
Make America Great Again drop.
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
there's like two democrats clapping
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Trump declares they will keep promises to the American people.
They didn't show who clapped and who didn't for that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
"We have begun to Drain the Swamp"
Democrats not clapping for banning lobbyists.
Corrupt!
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
lol there was like one democrat clapping for the regulation rule
must have been one of the half-dozen remaining Blue Dogs
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
Rand Paul sighting.
(Ted Cruz too)
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| We could've had two of the guys in the front row as the president. Encounter Rand Paul and Ted Cruz as opponents in The Wonderful 1237! |
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
There were dudes laughing after the TPP statement
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
lol
Trump pointing at someone.
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
Now he's pointing at people after saying he'll save people from being badly addicted to drugs.
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
lol
Wonder who.
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
Nancy Pelosi?
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
Great Great Wall
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Trump trying to shame Democrats that don't want to enforce the laws of deporting criminal illegals.
So nice to hear "Radical Islamic Terrorism" uttered by a president.
Trump states it is not compassionate, but reckless, to allow uncontrolled entry of people from places where proper vetting cannot occur.
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Trump talking about the destruction of ISIS.
Destroying this vile enemy from the planet.
(That means you, Noxial!)
Only five of the eight Supreme Court Judges are attending.
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
http://i.imgur.com/kZtXuG4.png
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
lol
Trump pointing to Democrats when he says he wants to work with the other party to bring jobs back to America.
"Much harder to make companies leave our country."
Dat threat.
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
Trump name-dropping Harley Davidson bribing him with motorcycles.
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
lol what was that reaction to the motorcycles
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
He refused to ride a motorcycle.
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
Was that a sigh?
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
Harley-Davidson's motorcycles are being taxed 100% in another country.
Name-dropping Lincoln.
"Lincoln was right."
...no he wasn't.
Lincoln's economic policies were bad!
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
That's why the South wanted no part of them!
Trump says current immigration system, according to National Academy of Science
RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
http://i.imgur.com/3dRhzEr.gif
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
costs Americans "many billions a year"
He's reading off a transcript, he can't write down the statistic?
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
Bi-partisan applause for national rebuilding of infrastructure.
Trump believes he can negotiate 50% lower prices than normal government people.
REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
Bernie was fidgeting after that
For whatever reason
He was grabbing his arms.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
Democrats don't want to lower the cost of health insurance.
lol Mitch McConnell
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| Mitch McConnell weakly clapping behind the Trump Administration's cabinet. |
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
Such a weak clapper.
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
Is the new insurance plan gonna be called Trumpcare?
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
Trump wants Americans with pre-existing conditions to be able to be covered, and have a smooth transition for those on Obamacare.
Possibly.
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
democrats don't care about keeping preexisting conditions coverage
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
Tax credits and expanded health savings accounts to help Americans buy a plan they want, not a government-forced plan.
Then give state governors flexibility they need with Medicaid.
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
How could democrats not even clap for that?
The preexisting conditions coverage I mean.
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
Fourth, legal reforms to prevent doctors and patients from unnecessary costs, and negotiate the costs of the very high drugs.
*shrug*
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
"BRING DOWN THE PRICE OF DRUGS"
*points at someone in the crowd*
Pelosi again?
Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
Fifth, give Americans the freedom to purchase insurance across state lines.
lol
"Everything broken in this country can be fixed."
"Why not join forces and finally get the job done, and get it done right?"
Democrats not applauding on getting the job done right.
Mitch McConnell not applauding paid family leave, but the Democrats are.
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
Several congressmen have the Tucker Carlson face throughout this entire thing.
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
"An incredible young woman is here with us."
Oh. I thought he'd say Ivanka.
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
Rare Disease Day
rofl
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
But it's a "Rare Disease Survivor."
She looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
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| Megan Crowley. (No, we're not being terrible people to those afflicted with rare diseases.) |
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
She doesn't look too happy.
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
Megan Crowley.
Pompei Disease?
She's a 20 year old Sophomore at Notre Dame.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
So is Megan just here to help defund the FDA?
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
Trump wishes to "enrich the minds and the souls" of American children.
Betsy Devos is nodding.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
School choice for disadvantaged youth
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
Funding school choice for disadvantaged youth including millions of African-Americans and Latinos.
Denisha Merryweather in the audience. She failed third grade twice.
Now she's the first in her family to graduate high school and college.
RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
Sounds like something that would happen to Jeantel.
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
"Denisha Merriweather"
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| Denisha Merriweather is a school choice success story. (Dude to the left doesn't seem amused.) |
RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
Someone groaned in the crowd when Trump segued from Denisha to inner-city crime.
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
lol
Trump is against KoopaTV's staffers having high-paying jobs. :-(
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
Pure Unadulterated Division
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
"Division... it's pure and unadulterated DIVISION"
Trump is bashing DIVISION.
Jerk.
BOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
When the audience boos/groans, it sounds exactly like when you fail Target Test in Melee
*exactly*
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
Trump invited victims of illegal immigrants.
(As opposed to Clincon where they invited victims of cops and George Zimmerman.)
lol
Trump can control and direct people's prayers.
Jenna looks like a white version of Malia Obama.
RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
So Trump could generate a Spirit Bomb?
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
Apparently!
Entire audience applauding for veterans care.
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| All of this applause would break a record for Navy SEAL Ryan Owens for the most applause ever at one of these. |
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
Saving Private Ryan
Holy shit
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
Ryan's wife is freaking out.
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
Woman looks like she's about to die
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
She's hyperventilating.
Ivanka is like
"please don't die next to me"
RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
lol
...okay that's enough guys.
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
Still clapping.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
She really is gonna die at this rate.
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
"And Ryan is looking down right now, you know that, and he's very happy, because he just broke a record."
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
"We will never forget Ryan."
I'll probably forget him in less than a week.
You?
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
Depends how much the MSM talks about this "record."
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Bernie looks like he's part of the military personnel with how close they have him to them.
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
Trump calling for mutual respect with the rights of other nations.
"My job is not to represent the world. My job is to represent the United States of America."
Very good.
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
dems didn't like that
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
american footprints on distant worlds
:D
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
uhhhh
Moon base?
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
Or Neptune
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
Or is that going to invade the Koopa Kingdom?
I thought he was gonna say "And we all were made... in America."
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
lol
http://i.imgur.com/DOqRUEj.png
RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
people in the audience keep laughing
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
End
You said it'd be 80 minutes but it was 70.
Ahead of schedule!
Typical Trump.
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| Good job, President Donald John Trump! |
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
well that's that
wonder how it'll affect stocks
http://i.imgur.com/0wd5e6u.gif
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
democrats getting the fuck out
Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
:-)
Despite KoopaTV's position as the only videogame website that actively supported President Donald John Trump's election, it has legitimately maintained a Fair & Balanced perspective of the man ever since his election.
For 2016's State of the Union featuring a different president altogether, click here.
If this doesn't count as a State of the Union, then 2018's State of the Union certainly does!
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