The world is ending! Oh no!
...Unrelated to that: You can play Sonic Forces (releasing Holiday 2017 for Xbox One, the PlayStation 4, the PC... and even the Nintendo Switch) and create your own custom hero.
There's a lot to analyse and consider in that 96-second trailer, and also some things not in it to analyse and consider. In summary, leading up to this trailer, people thought the following about Sonic Forces: It would feature, much like Sonic Generations, “modern Sonic” (the thinner, taller one), “classic Sonic” (the chubbier one), and an unknown new hero. It would take place in a darker future, with the Sonics and new dude (the hero the world needs) being part of “the resistance”, which places the game as SEGA's interpretation of a near-future featuring President Donald John Trump as Doctor Eggman, and hedgehogs as Hillary Clinton's resistance.
Hell, Hillary Clinton even speaks of “the resistance” as not just against President Donald John Trump, but also against robotics and artificial intelligence, which are things that Doctor ROBOTnik is known for. (I'll use whatever name of his fits the puns better.)
However, this new dude isn't just Hillary Clinton. It's you (...she's not reading this site, is she?)... or whatever your imagination has (possibly including Hillary Clinton)! And you can put them in seven different species, according to IGN and a bunch of other sites:
- Bear — Blows away enemies with a homing attack
- Bird — Flies high with double jump abilities
- Cat — Keeps one ring after being hit
- Dog — Restarts with five rings after the player dies
- Hedgehog — Collects rings when getting damaged
- Rabbit — Has longer invincible time after receiving damage
- Wolf — Automatically draws in rings when near them
All of these species have their roots in Sonic the Hedgehog series lore. Curiously, foxes and echidnas are not available, but perhaps SEGA will have them as paid DLC later. Custom heroics is a DLC goldmine. SEGA can sell a ton of extra species and costumes and whatever this way. Perhaps making your custom hero Hillary Clinton can be done by default, or unlockable items... or paid DLC. Either way, she'll be made into a dog:
I have absolutely no faith in SEGA's ability to balance the different character types. They probably won't be balanced, and most of those abilities have no actual connection to the species. Hell, I don't even know what “Collects rings when getting damaged” means, and Rabbit is going to be used for speed-running and invulnerability exploits. ...I guess if you look at it indirectly, then that ability being Rabbit's makes sense? Cat is much better than the other ring-related abilities.
Perhaps Dog having five rings after they die references Hillary Clinton starting the 2016 Democratic Party presidential primaries with a bunch of superdelegates after getting a game over in the 2008 Democratic Party presidential primaries?
If you don't want to make your hero Hillary Clinton — and if you feel that way, don't worry, you're far from alone — then perhaps there are some other characters you might want to model them after. Here's two ideas I came up with based off of what we know so far:
|Left: With the pink flowers headgear, you can make Shaymin the Hedgehog!|
Right: With the captain's hat headgear, you can make Captain Vul the Bird!
Now, despite all of the Hillary Clinton references, I haven't gotten to the use case that is the most cringe-inducing. There is a whole fan sector out there of Sonic the Hedgehog “original characters” with at least a hundred thousand fan creations. Many of these are crappy uninspired recolours of existing Sonic characters. What these fans do to the franchise and its world is worse than what neo-Koopaling fans do to me and my family. (Well, objectively speaking, anyway. PERSONALLY, nothing can top that.)
Custom characters are partly responsible for why the Fire Emblem series is an unenjoyable mess right now. (Oh, yeah, Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valencia is released tomorrow, and there's no custom character in it. Maybe I should get it?) These monsters aren't good news. ...That is, for story-based games.
The Sonic the Hedgehog series, for better or for worse, has turned into a story-driven franchise. We don't know about Sonic Forces specifically, however. Would many of the downsides of having custom heroes be there (besides almost-guaranteed bad game balancing)? Still, consider the non-artistic upside: Even if custom character creation enables the worst of the franchise's fans, a lot of those fans have money to spare. SEGA isn't the most financially successful company out there, so this could be the cash-grabber they've needed. It's inclusive of all furries, whether they be your run-of-the-mill fursuiter, neo-Nazi furries, or Miiverse superstar celebrity Queen Phantasma.
Additionally, this continues the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise copying off the Dragon Ball franchise. From Super Sonic copying off of going Super Saiyan, to Sonic, Shadow, and Silver being Goku, Vegeta, and Trunks, there's a long history of this copying. Dragon Ball Xenoverse introduced character creation, so it's no wonder that that'd be copied as well. It's popular for that franchise, so why not do it for the franchise that has the already biggest-existing reputation for fan character creation?
|Dragon Ball Xenoverse supports neo-Nazi gatherings in online mode with custom characters.|
Hopefully, Sonic Forces doesn't go that far, but will still allow people to be a neo-Nazi within the confines of their own home. And only there.
To my knowledge, there's no online mode in Sonic Forces (unlike Dragon Ball Xenoverse), so whatever crazy fetish concoction that could be made is exclusive to your game (and whomever watches you play it, if you're some kind of streaming phenom or YouTuber). You do you, and give SEGA all your money so they can live another year. Who am I to say no to that?
Actually, Ludwig WILL be saying no to it, but only for himself, as he has absolutely no plans to ever play Sonic Forces. It's not just because there's no reptile representation, either, but he's not a fan of Sonic games in general and can't think of a current reason why he'd personally care if SEGA survives as a company. This may be the first (and as of now, only) Sonic the Hedgehog dedicated article on KoopaTV. Only took 1,068 of them!
Compare Ludwig's relative tolerance of SEGA acquiescing to furries to his very negative reaction to people demanding that Nintendo include homosexuality into Tomodachi Life.
There's not much difference between this and using your Mii in games, except this appears to be much more robust than Mii-making.
Ludwig didn't think much of Sonic games being story-driven, but then he was reminded of Shadow the Hedgehog...
Sure, let's talk about Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valencia.