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Friday, May 26, 2017

The False Nintendo Marketing Spin on Team Kirby Clash Deluxe

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - A fun game that doesn't deserve disingenuous marketing.

Just a few days ago, Nintendo sent out a push notification to everyone who allows themselves to receive those on their Nintendo 3DS. It was about Team Kirby Clash Deluxe!

This free-to-play Kirby game is all the rage on the Nintendo eShop, and Nintendo just wanted to make sure everyone else got in the action. After all, it's a better experience when people on your Nintendo 3DS friends list are playing the game actively instead of just being stuck at Level 2 forever. (Looking at you, Ray and Nandin.)

However, this Nintendo-sent Team Kirby Clash Deluxe push notification made a variety of... duplicitous claims about the game's content and feature set.

Team Kirby Clash Deluxe Miiverse Nintendo confusion new challenge system update notification
This Miiverse guy got the push notification and is wondering where the new challenge system is.
(There is no new system. There is no update.)

There's poor people confused on Miiverse about this push notification, so let's clear the air about it. First, I transcribed the whole thing verbatim below. 

“No matter what, each mighty role offers up a unique way to play. Puff up your power by crafting new weapons and spending materials at the shop to receive even MORE weapons, not to mention armor and items. Beyond the main game, there's also a ton of quests and a brand-new challenge system.

Plus, tapping compatible amiibo™ figures/accessories will earn you extra fragments to help craft new gear! Are you ready? For Kirby, the answer is always fight and flight.

To download this free game, tap the icon on your HOME Menu. A Nintendo Network ID is required.


ESRB Rating: Everything with Mild Fantasy Violence, Digital Purchases

If you would like to opt-out of receiving software and related notifications from Nintendo, please go to “Automatic Software Downloads” under “Internet Settings” for “SpotPass”.” 

Let's talk about this “crafting”, because saying you can “craft” things is really in with the kids these days.

You don't craft anything. There's a shop (Magolor's Shoppe) where you can purchase items by giving him shiny fragments and Gem Apples. You don't make the items out of anything. There's no mystery in terms of what you'll get, and there's no grinding for materials, either. You get way more fragments than you need, and you can't grind for Gem Apples — just buy them or wait (or earn them in a total limited amount).

The only thing you can grind for is experience points, and if you want to do that, then check out my Team Kirby Clash Deluxe optimal tips and scoring spreadsheet here. I updated it with new tabs and scores, including a tab on my actual times for every boss, plus a list of the bosses’ experience-to-vigor in ascending order.

Anyway, no crafting. That's not mentioned in the instruction manual or in-game. It's a marketing buzzword. “Spend” materials is correct, though. You don't receive weapons in any other way than through purchasing them in the Shoppe. Nintendo already made a trailer for the game (see above) and their verb was “buy”, so whomever writes the copy for the trailers and whomever writes the copy for the push notifications aren't talking to one another.

For Kirby, the answer is NOT always “fight and flight” because the wait-to-play vigor system means that you will spend a lot of time waiting for time to pass, instead of fighting. That's certainly not “always” fighting.

Team Kirby Clash Deluxe DEMO AVAILABLE Nintendo 3DS push notification SpotPass
The push notification image claims there is a “DEMO AVAILABLE”, but there is no demo.
The whole game is pretty much a demo for a minigame in Kirby Planet Robobot that you can pay for.

To address the Miiverse guy's concerns about “Beyond the main game, there's also a ton of quests and a brand-new challenge system.”

I wouldn't say the quests, also known as Heroic Missions, are “beyond the main game” because they sort of ARE the game, but let's give them that. Four quests per boss, though one of those is always “Defeat this boss!” There's also other Heroic Missions like “Reach Level 27.” or the impossible, “Try a wireless quest.” At least the music is nice in the wireless quest room.

But what the hell is the “brand-new challenge system” supposed to be? Brand-new to what? What are they even talking about? The poor Miiverse kid thought it was some kind of update to the game. There's nothing called a “challenge system” in the game. The quests are challenging, sure, but they're not called a challenge system and the quests already got lip service in the sentence.

Nintendo flat-out made a big feature up that does not exist and will not exist in the future. That's not good. SOMEONE'S gotta stand up to ‘em.

Team Kirby Clash Deluxe Miiverse community looking for new game mode
This Miiverse user will forever be looking for where the new game mode is.

Ludwig believes to have the highest score on Miiverse (and perhaps the world, but who knows?) in Team Kirby Clash Deluxe in single-player and without attack potions. It currently is at 114,975. Can you beat that? Ludwig believes that, because of his many hours of experience in Team Kirby Clash Deluxe, he is the best one positioned to evaluate Nintendo's marketing claims about the game.

Only people with friends or multiple 3DS systems can complete those wireless quests.


  1. ...Huh. I can't account for this, what did they think they were doing?

    1. My honest belief here is that the copywriter had no idea what was in the game and had to come up with something.
      The parts of the copy that are true make it sound a lot better and cooler than they actually are in the game, so they might've just gotten carried away.

  2. I was totally into that game, and even getting some of the platinum medals... but then I got my switch and kinda forgot about the whole thing. :(
    There wasn't any online multiplayer thing though, was there? I thought it was local only.

    1. It's local only multiplayer, buuuut bthere's a "Wandering Adventurers" feature that lets you get three random people from the Internet as AI partners, with their stats/gear and a greeting.
      First, it gets people from your friends list who have the game. After all of those are exhausted, it gets people of a similar level to you. Each Kirby can be used in three battles, so if I use Rawk's Kirby in three matches, it disappears. Then if I do Wandering Adventurers again, I'll get it back with new stats if he's played it at all since.

      We should be 3DS friends.

  3. I heard my name, so here I am...

    Well, to be fair, I basically have been at level 7, not 2, since a day or two after the game came out (to speak of duplicitous claims!), and just for you, Ludwig, today I brought my Kirby up to level 9. But anyway, I don't think it's that fun having a bunch of real-life timers in my games, and RPGs are not a genre I am particularly fond of in the first place.

    In terms of Kirby minigame spin-offs, I did like Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe, that was skill-based rather than just dependent on grinding levels or paying-to-win. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1. According to someone from Miiverse, it updates your level/information shared to other players when you connect to the Internet by doing Wandering Adventurers. Otherwise I've been getting level 2 Ray over and over. :(

      Team Kirby Clash Deluxe does get skill-based in terms of the later fights (final boss and stuff), and then RNG-based when you're trying to get really high good scores.

      It's not an RPG! You've played it, so you should know that!

    2. I see, I guess I just hadn't connected it to the internet for Wandering Adventures then.

      It's an RPG wannabe, more like. I'm talking about leveling up, buying new gear, having roles, etc. An RPG doesn't have to be turn-based. Should I call it an action-RPG?

    3. It's a boss rush excerpt from an action-platformer.

      It's like, say, calling Double Dragon an RPG. You can do things to unlock new moves and increase your damage output, and you can play as different dudes when beating people up.
      But the level of non-combat elements just aren't there for an RPG. The statistics are superficial variables.

    4. Yay! Thanks for connecting!

  4. Aw dang, this just reminded me that my current Total High Score is 114978, likewise without ever buying potions or getting to coordinate with other fully-leveled players. Bragging rights, huh?! I once saw a Wandering Adventurer who had a few hundred more, but of course there's no way to know what kind of help they got.

    1. Well, mine is a bit higher right now (see the embedded spreadsheet).

      I actually just saw in Wandering Adventures someone who is even higher than mine, but... I don't think their score is possible without Attack Potions/coordinating. If they have all of the achievements complete, then that means they've done quite a bit of wireless multiplayer questing!

    2. Whoops, I just saw you had that higher score listed in another article here. But last night I accidentally beat Tougher Kracko a little faster than before, just playing casually once to pass the time during a storm, and that raised my score to 114987! The one-hundred-fifteen-thousand ceiling is quite a tough one to break, only approaching it little by little...

    3. Interesting you were fighting Kracko during a storm... Who do you think caused the storm? :p

      Awesome! If you've gotten this far, you can probably crack it, even if you gotta squeeze out any bit of optimisation (or, let's face it, luck) that you can!

    4. Heh, well, since I bought the final gear upgrade last month, I took the plunge and started buying Attack Potions to use 5 at a time to knock down completion times. Might as well if that's the only special use for Gem Apples now, right?

    5. I JUST bought the final gear upgrade this week (takes years on a 14-apples-per-12-hours schedule), so my only achievements left are "play wireless quest" x25. (And I'm going to write an article on KoopaTV this month, perhaps next week, about how multiplayer-based things are horrible things to make achievements for.)

      Buying Attack Potions are the only use for Gem Apples after buying out the shop, correct. It just means you're now trying to speed-run an entirely different category for a game that doesn't distinguish between categories when saving scores.

  5. holy shit that chams52 guy is me lmfaooo.

    1. loool

      Did you ever find the mode? :p

    2. seriously though. I was about 10 around that time. I was just searching for my NNID name on Google.

      P.S No, I didn't find the mode. ;(

    3. Oh, you're, uh, barely 13 now, then. >_>
      Stay safe on the Internet!


    4. Almost 14! It feels like I've been 13 for 3 years. :(

    5. Well, you've had to pretend you're 13 or over in order to have been allowed on Miiverse. ...>_>


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