While this isn't directly tied to videogames, it's important that KoopaTV keeps itself up-to-date on what's going on in US politics. After all, we're pretty opinionated, and there is theoretically a chance that any new Obama speech will make a videogame reference. I'm Nintendork 13 13, and the other names are themselves. This is from our [Koopa Keep] AIM Blast! So did we think President Barack Hussein Obama did well? Find out!
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
http://www.whitehouse.gov/sotu
RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
yo
about to go watch
maybe the power won't go out
(Several Alabamians have already died today!"
)
It's crazy!
died as in
RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
they died because of ice
There were over 45 wrecks around Birmingham by noon. >.>
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
wtf
Can I have news sources
Okay so here's Biden
and Boehner
masteryoshirider 9:01 pm
What if Iwata comes up?
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
Boehner is standing where Obama should be.
There's Michelle
and some vet tapping himself
because his other hand is broken.
...I think.
MISTER SPEAKAH
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
YR you watching?
I see John Kerry.
masteryoshirider 9:03 pm
ye
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
And Eric Holder.
...asshole
Maybe he'll mention Zimmerman.
masteryoshirider 9:04 pm
I want Obama to make a Wii U analogy
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Same.
He made one with the other consoles.
Well, not the Ouya.
...I guess.
What if he knows what an Ouya is but not a Wii U?
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
when's obama gonna talk
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
I dunno we gotta look at Michelle some more.
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
masteryoshirider 8:01 pm
What if Iwata comes up?
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
That'd be amazing.
Afterall, the State of the Union and Nintendo are kind of in the same place.
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
Yeah.
Perilous.
"President Obama and I are switching positions. Please understand."
That old black woman in the yellow pants reminds me of my Financial Accounting professor.
(She had better fashion sense though.)
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Notice the "IN GOD WE TRUST" by the way.
I wonder if any militant Atheists will try to get that removed.
Good thing America won't get an Atheist president.
Is that black line on the wounded vet's face really bad hair or a really bad wound?
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
Boehner slamming his gavel for fun.
...Oh.
DA PRESIDENT
PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
(And Eric Cantor along for the ride???)
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
The bottom of the page says
" Skip to main content
Make sure you're a part of 2014."
And then e-mail and zip code and a "I'm in" button.
...So if I don't do that I'll be stuck in 2013?
"Amplified speakers or what?" - Boehner to Biden
Obama glared at him.
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Asthma gets applause.
Graveyard shift hasn't ended yet today, Obama.
Lowest unemployment rate in 5 years!
(Guess Obama had to have a lowest point sometime in his presidency.)
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
Obama please don't focus on my life.
That's the NSA's job.
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
Two things.
1) Boehner looks miserable
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
Well yeah.
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
2) IT'S SNOWING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
=-O
*RawkHawk snow YT video*
"Incomes in the middle are flatlining"
that line is going down Obama.
<_<;
(During your presidency)
ewwwwww
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Obama promising unconstitutional executive order action.
"Non-legislative action!"
"LET'S MOVE!"
Wii Fit
Poor Rawk didn't succeed when he got to college.
>_>;
(Thanks Obama)
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
BOEHNER THUMBS UP
Son of a barkeep is speaker of the house.
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
Well, I like the idea of slashing bureaucracy.
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
That Graphene looks pretty cool.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
"Climate change is a fact"
shut up
wtf Obama children pic
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
Vice President Biden leading training programs.
(Guess they won't get done.)
masteryoshirider 9:38 pm
where rawk
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
Watching with his dad.
I think.
Obama got a letter.
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
...So when I write Obama a letter
we get this piece of shit:
http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-president-replies-to-koopatv.html
When SHE writes a letter
she gets to go to Washington to be used as a prop by Barack Hussein Obama.
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
Obama bashing Scantron.
Investing in pre-k doesn't actually give any benefits to kids.
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
"No student is priced out of a college education"
Student loan bubble wheee
masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
boehner
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
wot of him
masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
what's that thing in front of him
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
The gavel?
A piece of paper?
masteryoshirider 9:46 pm
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfHUuWjCAAElVd3.jpg:large
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
Really funky water?
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
I believe when men succeed, America succeeds.
How about THAT, Obama?
...
>.>
Punch Pizza
Trayvon Tyson's Punch Pizza
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
Obama thinks wage decisions are a patriotic decision.
ten-ten
We should have
NINE-NINE-NINE
fuck ten-ten.
masteryoshirider 9:51 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
"Give America a raise!"
idiot
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
...Did he just say
"MyRA"?
masteryoshirider 9:53 pm
maybe
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
...
That sounds pretty catchy, at least.
I was thinking he'd say the broken Alternative Minimum Tax.
Does he really want to talk about Obamacare? >_>
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
Yeah, fuck those sexist actuaries!
...Pah.
wtf Joe Kennedy III is giggling
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
healthcare.gov so complicated that my mom can't figure it out.
...Apparently.
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Didn't he want us in Syria?
Reform our surveillance programs!
Boehner doesn't believe him.
"WE COMBAT TERRORISM ... BY REMAINING TRUE TO OUR CONSTITUTIONAL IDEALS!"
He JUST talked about continuing actions that violate the 4th Amendment!
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
America will always be by Israel's side.
(Boehner likes that)
masteryoshirider 10:08 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
Iran actually said that they don't give a shit about this.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/22/politics/iran-us-nuclear/
Iranian official on nuke deal: 'We did not agree to dismantle anything'
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
If we can negotiate with the Soviets, then surely we can negotiate with Iran!
...lol
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
Sochi Olympic Games
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
We finally get the story of the wounded vet next to Michelle.
In a coma.
Blind on one eye.
:-(
(The side that is next to Michelle, incidentally.)
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
Paul Ryan thumbs up.
masteryoshirider 10:18 pm
oaul ryvan
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
I like it.
Gives him character.
"Men... and women like Corey"
...hm
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
Obama finishes.
...Well, it was probably his best State of the Union yet.
...Much better than last year's, which was just copy/pasted from before.
done
Now to find the responses.
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z1F1cPi-Go#t=2699
Tea Party response
...is 25 minutes late
And counting.
RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
duuuuuuuuuude
HEAVY SNOW
Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
yo
...And Obama?
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
Uh
Pretty good.
Although I thought parts of it were too idealist.
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
I like it when he's being idealist.
It means he isn't actually going to do anything.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
What'd you think about him complaining about pay disparity between men and women?
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
Hypocritical.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
how
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
White House itself has the same pay gap.
RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
well
the way I see it is
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
http://www.aei-ideas.org/2013/09/gender-wage-gap-at-the-white-house-female-staffers-are-paid-less-than-87-cents-for-every-dollar-paid-to-men/
RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
In most jobs women have less things expected of them.
And whether they like it or not, they want it that way.
Take my mom.
She got promoted from helpdesk secretary person to network engineer person.
She's in the "man's group"
And even thought she gets a lot more money...
...she'd go back to her old position in a second.
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
Why?
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
New one is too hard.
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
...:|
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
And there's discrimination towards women.
but anyway
On average, women are paid 77 cents for every dollar paid to men.
Uh.
How broad is that?
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
I think that's as broad as possible.
RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
Is that saying women are paid less than men working the same JOB?
Or is that just comparing all the different jobs men and women might have?
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/gender-wage-gap_n_3941180.html
In 2012, the median earnings of American women working full time year-round were $37,791. American men earned a median income of $49,398. The gender wage gap has hovered at about 77 cents on the dollar since 2007.
Median job.
Not the same job.
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
Well that makes a lot more sense.
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
But studies show women are paid less even when they are in the same job and have the same experience as their male counterparts. The 2012 report by the American Association of University Women found that after controlling for occupation, college major, hours worked, employment sector and other factors related to a person's pay, the gender wage gap shrunk but did not entirely disappear.
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
Well.
Obama's got everyone thinking there's a 100 to 77 ratio in the same job!
...or maybe that was just my family.
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
It's apparently 82% before you control for those factors.
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
Men also work more hours than women on average.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3_YL1I9DYA&feature=youtu.be
Paul Ryan response
...58 seconds
Paul Ryan wants us to share our ideas.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
(Compare to liberals who ban those who have different ideas.)
RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
Was that the response?
Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
No.
Mike Lee is giving the Tea Party response
Rand Paul is giving his own response.
There is a Hispanic Republican woman giving her response in Spanish
and there is the main Republican response by a Boehner fangirl Representative.
"Cathy McMorris Rodgers" is that last one.
Rand couldn't remember what her name was.
Only that she had two last names.
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
OH SHIT
MIKE LEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z1F1cPi-Go#t=2699
he's going
he's talking
Americans that are forgotten by both political parties
and honour the golden rule.
Evergrowing government that thinks it's okay to lie and spy on Americans.
Americans come together and have positive change.
RawkHawk2010 10:47 pm
snooooooooooooooooooooow
Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
Mike Lee is giving a history lesson on historical tea party.
Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
"The test of any political movement is not what it's against, but what it's for."
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
don't care
snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
DUDE
AT LAST
I GET TO MAKE
ANOTHER SNOWMAN
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
I'll ask you about the snow later. =-O
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
quick gimme ideas
k
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
In details.
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
I forgot who Mike Lee is.
I just know he's a Christian.
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
Senator from Utah.
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
that said something
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
He's a Tea Partier.
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
that offended a bunch of people
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
eh everything offends people
Herman Cain had something to say on that earlier on his show.
Some guy called to Herman to ask what this black girl meant when she said he'd be a good nigga.
...Back when he was 14.
(He's white)
He's 53 now.
Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
Herman said that she thought the caller was a cool guy.
And the caller said Herman was a cool honky.
(dem radical environmental activists)
More spying on Americans. :-(
Obamacare is an "inequality godzilla".
Nintendork 13 13 10:52 pm
Mike Lee wants us to go from protest to progress.
Positive innovative ideas!
Mike Lee and Rand Paul and liberals helping reformed nonviolent offenders out of jail.
Business profits coming from customers, not political insiders.
Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
Against corporate welfare.
And against double taxing people.
Can't return back to old insurance system.
Real healthcare reform puts power in patients and doctors.
Old system had power in insurance companies.
Current system has the power in the government.
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
Mike Lee done
He's just standing in front of the camera now
smiling
wondering why the camera isn't off
kay it's done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E6YMdgGUY4
HERE'S RANNNND
Rand will work with the president and anyone else to get people back to work.
But you gotta understand what caused the unemployment:
The Federal Reserve and bubble-creation.
Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
Federal government encouraged banks to make shitty loans.
Republicans and Democrats misdiagnosed the problem as not enough government.
So we pissed trillions in stimulus.
Government more often than not sucks at being a venture capitalist.
Only democracy of marketplace can get money to those who create jobs.
Government gets wrong signals.
Your own money spent by concern that government bureaucrat can't replicate.
Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
Describing story of a woman too dependent on welfare and government.
But she quit and got a job and became a successful person.
Plan to create economic freedom zones.
(Like 9-9-9 planned to do)
Obama has really bad workforce participation rate.
Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
Emperor has no clothes.
Welfare trap.
Money and jobs go to where they're welcome.
RawkHawk2010 11:07 pm
i'm playing sabre wulf gba
Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
Done
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