KoopaTV's 2014 GOTY Nominations!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - And other categories.

These were decided and talked about in our [Koopa Keep] AOL Instant Messenger Blast. Behold!

...Yeah, sorry for the déjà vu from last year. This time, we have different categories since, you know, the year is different than 2013! It's 2014! (To be eligible, these have to be a thing from January 1, 2014 to December 31, 2014.)

And just so you remember, that stands for "Game of THAT Year". That's the KoopaTV touch.

You might think the last category, "Worst KoopaTV Comment"  is really "Best KoopaTV Comment" if the goal is to make you laugh hysterically...

A picture to make this sharable. Our articles haven't had pictures in 'em for a few days...

Best Social Media Platform

• Facebook
• Twitter
• Google+
• Tumblr
• Ello

Best PC Game

• Choice: Texas
• A Koopa's Revenge 2
• Defend Anita Sarkeesian

Best 3DS Game

• Pokémon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
• Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS
• Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
• Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
• Mario Golf: World Tour 
• Kirby Triple Deluxe

Best Wii U Game

• Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
• Bayonetta 2
• Mario Kart 8
• Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
• Percy's Predicament
• Shovel Knight

Best New Character

• Zacharias Barnham (Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
• Foxy (Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
• Lady Darklaw (Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) 
• Emeer Punchenbaugh (Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
• Pompy, The Presumptuous (Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze)
• Mitchell (Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare)
• Pink Gold Peach (Mario Kart 8)
• Bigley (Meme Run or Miiverse)
• Thomas (Thomas Was Alone)

Best OST

• Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
• Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
• Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
• Tengami
• Kirby Triple Deluxe 
• Shovel Knight

Game of THAT Year

• Best PC Game winner
• Best 3DS Game winner
• Best Wii U Game winner
• Best New Character's game winner
• Best OST's game winner

Best Non-Ludwig KoopaTV Poster

• Feriku
• RawkHawk2010
• Health
• Vortexica

Most Humourous KoopaTV Article

• Nintendo: Finding Brains Where There Are None
• What do Pac-Man and Hillary Clinton Have In Common?
• Don't Trust The Plumbers In An Easter Egg Roll
• Reject The Wrecked Decrepit Kinect
• Herman Cain's Burning Answer
• Axe-Arm Largo!
• Beware Mario The Goomba Groper
• Fear The Teeth
• All These White House Breaches: What's Causin' 'Em? 
• Beware Barack O'Bowser
• When Is Marth Going To Learn English? 

Best KoopaTV Reaction Log

• KoopaTV's SMASH DIRECT Live Reactions
• KoopaTV's Live Reactions to TOMODACHI LIFE!
• KoopaTV's Microsoft E3 2014 LIVE REACTIONS!
• KoopaTV's Sony E3 2014 LIVE REACTIONS!
• KoopaTV's Nintendo E3 2014 LIVE REACTIONS!
• Live Reaction to: PAC-MAN IN SMASH 4!
• KoopaTV's Live Reactions To Obama's Executive Amnesty!

Best KoopaTV Artistic Corner Contribution

• Super Smash Bros. - George Zimmerman Makes His Stand!
• Vocal Performance of The Shell-Spangled Banner!
• One Year Later: Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!!
• If Only The Videogame Industry Could Engage In Ebola Opportunism
• Play DEFEND ANITA SARKEESIAN right here!
• Baby It's Cold Outside — So Read KoopaTV!

Best KoopaTV Article Series

• KoopaTV's Live Reaction E3 2014 coverage
• George Zimmerman's Post-Trial Life
• Ace Attorney and Nintendo's eShop policy
• Continuing and concluding Madden Curse move
• Choice: Texas
• #Miiquality opposition
• North Korea's actions, including Glorious Leader!
• Various forum moderation styles

Best KoopaTV Article

• Fascists Gotta Go Fast
• Race-Baiting Infiltrating The Industry 
• Nintendo Redirect: Occupy Nintendo Street!
• A Meta-Review of IGN's Rating System
• /v/ Vs. NeoGAF: Chaos Vs. Order
• Are We Too Harsh On Miyamoto?
• Transitioning Transgressive Artistry To Censorship 
• The "New" 3DS Is Old News
• KoopaTV's Exhaustive Thoughts On #GamerGate
• Taking Down Sarkeesian's Victim Culture Once And For All! 

Worst KoopaTV Comment

• "LOL. I need to make sure I put this site on the black list on my router to make sure I never see this again. If Nintendo Redirect is a rallying of customers trying to make a product better, why would you NOT support it? Especially when they are trying to get Nintendo to where NINTENDO said they wanted to be. and THAT is to be a core system to get those "hardcore" titles.
  
  Be Smart. Don't support Koopatv.... and blog that has TV in it, thought it isn't on TV (dafuq is rhat about anyway), obviously, he has no idea what companies do or how they work. Especially since other Movements have gained success including Operation Rainfall, and the PC movement against Microsoft Games for Windows Live." - Lydell Washington
• "trayvon martean wil come back an get u
  he was invocent u whit supremistist" - Anonymous 
• "Nintendo can feel like fuckheads for this - because that is exactly what they are. A bunch of wankers who probably all just need a girlfriend, or their first lay!! Someone get them a bunch of shielas so we can all have our online gaming experiences back." - Anonymous user with Anymity
• "Lol @ "repulsive"
  
  The only repulsive thing is your ignorance and homophobic website.
  
  You are an insult to Nintendo fans." - Anonymous 
• "You're an embarrassment to the gaming community.Just showed this to some of my co workers at a big AAA studio. We make games for people like Aisha and hope people like you don't play them" - Anonymous 
• "I masturbated to your lovely voice" - Anonymous 
• "Yeah,cause you work for them you dumbcrap we don't.If they say lick poop you would do it.Your like an AI man go get a life *geez*" - Anonymous
• "EA has better games than nintendo.Lets face it,no matter how much you tell the fatties that dont like sports,Fifa will still be popular than any 5 nintendo games put together." - Anonymous
• "Well this is stupid i have given nintendo $2000 that has been spent on the wii and this is how they repay me i am not buying a wii u or 3ds. i find the 3ds the same as the nintendo ds only with cameras, memory (the worst part of the handheld device), and a store and all of these options are useless. I find the wii u just a terrible copy of the regular wii, and if nintendo ever discontinue another service that i enjoy i will email them telling them that they are stupid idiots who don't know what to do. Lugwig answer me this if you spent 1000's of dollars on a gaming console and they decide to pull the plug on a service that you have enjoyed for 8 years how would you feel? because right now i am feeling crappy, i have payed $3000!!!! in total for all the games and accessories, and don't even try to defend nintendo because they are fucks who have no respect to costumers." - Anonymous 
• "I hate how nintendo will do this to us n I might sell my games for the newer ones n also y do u know every lil thing in ur brain how r u doing this makes me mad sometimes" - Anonymous 
• "I'm not sure why you'd want so badly to review this game since I doubt you've ever been close enough to a living breathing female for the subject matter to have been an issue in your life. Or maybe you have been that close, and now your neighbors all get a nice postcard from the state of Texas with your picture on whenever you move into a new neighborhood." - Anonymous
• "You're not gonna like, go on a shooting spree like that rich prick in California did? Cause your antifeminism is right up there in line with the types who commit those sorts of crimes. Of course, you could also just be a garden variety prick." - Anonymous
• "hahaha. fucking obsessed.
  
  you are a legit lunatic with a blog that almost no one visits. it will literally never take off." - Anonymous
• "ppl still play the old fucking games because they are good.... are you like rich and retarded lugwig?
  there are many ppl out there that need to scrimp and save for long periods of time just to try and afford a pokemon game.... governments fuck up payments, the economy bounces around worse than a bipolar midget in a freakin circus.... yes it would've coated Nintendo some fucking $$ to buy the rights to the WiFi but they also would've made it all back ten fold by keeping their customers happy. Pokemon is BIG BUCKS! they screwed themselves by letting the WiFi become obsolete." - Anonymous 

Check back when the weekend is over for the winners! Also, this Anonymous fellow is a really poor-quality commenter. KoopaTV reserves the right to add additional nominations post-publishing.


2013 nominations are right here.
THE AWARDS ARE DECIDED! Here are your winners for 2014!