Okay, So Maybe Not.

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Nintendo's stock dropped faster than Obama's poll numbers.

Remember how I wrote that article earlier this week (two days ago) about Nintendo's rising stock numbers and the supposed China expansion? I also said that normally I don't care about stock numbers. Well, uh, this article only exists just because I said that. Since Nintendo's numbers dropped again. Big time. As soon as they went up.

In the words of Rachel Jeantel, "woopsee sir".

Perhaps Nintendo's shareholders read my article and realized, "Hey, why DID we bid Nintendo's price so high? This Ludwig guy is right! It's stupid!" They also must've rejected my conclusion of,

"Perhaps if nothing new is happening with China, then Nintendo's stock has simply been undervalued all along and that's finally being corrected. This won't cause a lot of new sales or anything, but perhaps all the great games already out for Wii U and coming out for Wii U will."

Vindication In The World of DK Island

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - We're on the right side of history. Again.

Go look at this massive Official Nintendo Magazine exposé on Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze if you haven't already. This article will deal with specifically these three bullet-points: 

• "It says that most levels take around 10 minutes to complete on your first attempt.  
• There are three secret levels per world. 
• Retro was working on Mario Kart 7, and TF at the same time."

To see why this is of particular interest to KoopaTV, reread this earlier article. That article was met with opposition by the fascists over at NeoGAF who deemed it "baseless speculation". With one exception, any speculation or viewpoint expressed on KoopaTV has turned out to be correct. (That isn't counting speculations during reaction logs.)

Why Are Those Investors So Excited?

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Unbanned China sales are meaningless.

To the dismay of some recent sellers of Nintendo stock, it recently surged to an almost two year high. While KoopaTV doesn't really care about the performance of videogame companies in the stock market (with the exception of one time), quite a few people think that Nintendo's recent rise means some awesome news on the way. No, it's because of China's announcement about unbanning the sale of game consoles. This disproportionately affected Nintendo's stock over Sony's and Microsoft's because... remember, videogames are Nintendo's core competency, unlike the other two console manufacturers. By the way, Nintendo does have awesome things on the way. Like all of those upcoming Wii U games.

KoopaTV's Disclaimers! (And Privacy)

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Part of our transparency efforts.

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Exceptions to that are the free game codes we received for Calculation Castle: Greco's Ghostly Challenge by the publisher so we could write a review, and a Battlefy bag and shirt we received after we wrote an article covering a tournament they organised.

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Apparently we have to have a Privacy Policy. Here's one I stole. It looks like it applies to KoopaTV too.

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Literally What Kids Are Like Now

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Kids will be kids, I get it. But back in my day...

As you might remember, I go to Jewish prayer services at the local Chabad centre. This time, some kid I've never seen before was also there. (The average age of men there is probably above 40, so this is noticeable.) So after the prayers ended, he went up to me and asked if I played videogames. There was nothing I was doing or wearing that'd indicate that I did, but I said "hello" and "yes" anyway.

Maybe something about this look screams "videogame player"? Also, the top of Cranky's head makes for a perfect brown Yarmulke.

So he asked what consoles I own. I said "3DS and Wii U." He's all like, "No PlayStation or Xbox?"

Disclaimer: I have (had) access to a PlayStation 2 and Xbox 360. ...And a Wii and GameCube.

It's King Dedede in Smash 4!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - A weapon of mass De-De-Destruction!

Let it be repeated I really like the Kirby: Right Back At Ya! anime. I also loved the voice-acting for everyone in that show. So good job, 4Kids. I don't usually praise them. Anyway, Masahiro Sakurai said he voice-acted King Dedede in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, which is kind of weird to think about. For Smash 4, I propose he be voiced by his actors from the anime.

This video has Dedede's English and then Japanese voice-acting. Great, right? Dedede, at least. If you're tired of everyone else, go to 7:20 to start Japanese.

Okay, bad job 4Kids for getting rid of the awesome Kirby music that's supposed to accompany that whole performance. But the voice-acting for Dedede in the anime is still something I want in Smash 4, for both languages.

Two Tribes Diatribe?

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - This isn't actually a diatribe, but man is that title cool.

If you have a Wii U and you're actually trying to have a good time with it, then you probably know what Two Tribes is. They're one of those indie developers who put a lot of work into fan feedback and also into a game called Toki Tori 2. In fact, KoopaTV briefly talked about them before and had a whole article on using Miiverse for feedback. Well, they're gone now. Which is a shame, considering all the effort they went into helping Miiverse out.

Fascists Gotta Go Fast

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Except they're not number one.

To understand this article, it's first important to read the Best KoopaTV Article award-winning article of 2013, "Fighting Fascism In Our World and The Game Industry".

I'll wait.

Done? Then let's continue. Read this quote again, since you just read the whole article.

"That's because we all have accounts on there — although I'm only a Junior Member and Rawk is (temporarily) banned from the site. YoshiRider123 is riding fine though."

Rawk was recently unbanned. He lasted one day. I'm banned now, too. (YR is still riding fine.) Why? Read this quote that's almost right after the previous one.

"So what does NeoGAF have to do with anything? Well, they happen to have taken a strong stance of silencing anyone who stands opposed to their far-left agenda."

For your amusement, read every post in this link after the post that's linked to. The three posts of mine you see on that page are the only ones I made in the thread. The rest? NeoGAF exploding at the very idea that someone with different views than them exists.

Nintendo Crippling Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies sales

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Kind of screwing us all over.

I think I kind of have to address the great Nintendo eShop shutdown disaster that happened during Christmas and several days after. We all know it's Pokémon Bank's fault, and that service still isn't available. More importantly, there were a lot of 3DS bundles that came with download codes for games like The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds instead of a physical card. Kid's Christmases must've been ruined. We're still not ready for a solely digitized age.

Speaking of Christmas being ruined, if you tried to follow our Christmas list advice, you would be unable to. The top two listed games there are Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies and EarthBound, which are downloadable only (unless you're crazy: see here and here respectively). Let's focus on the former for this article.

KoopaTV 2013 GOTY Awards!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Game of THAT Year and other awards here!

To know what the nominations were, click here. We had our KoopaTV roundtable in our AIM Blast, and we decided the winners of all the categories. So... read more to find out what they are! These are all over 2013.