I never was a big Halloween guy. If I were to just walk around humans not wearing any costume, I'll end up terrifying you weak people.
|King Dad terrifying this French couple. ...Then again, they're French.|
I don't have any ulterior motive for saying, "Don't bother with Halloween." KoopaTV won't have anything new coming out October 31 this year since it's a weekend, so I don't really care about the traffic loss (though keep traffic of a different kind in mind). The KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program is having a gap day on Halloween anyway so we can calculate the scores and determine the winner. I'm sayin', I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart!
...Ahahahah! Ahem. So 'cause I ain't big on Halloween, you shouldn't be either. And here's why!