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Monday, April 6, 2015

There is Post-Mewtwo DLC. Ludwig apologises.

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - I should stop proclaiming things.

Back in the day, Nintendo released the Super Smash Bros. For Wii U 50-Fact Extravaganza. In the live-reaction during that event, after Mewtwo DLC was revealed for the first time, I stated, 

"Or [people getting their hopes up for more characters] could face reality.
    And accept that Mewtwo is [the only DLC character].
    I'll write a formal apology article if I'm wrong." 
Frustratingly enough, as revealed on the April 1 2015 Direct, Mewtwo is NOT the only DLC character. EVEN THOUGH THIS DIRECTLY CONTRADICTS WHAT SAKURAI SAID EARLIER ABOUT NOT WORKING ON PAID DLC!


Yes, there is Lucas returning from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. And there is also this "Smash Bros. Fighter Ballot" that KoopaTV is going to talk much more about later in the week or coming weeks.

True to my word, I formally apologise. You do not have to face reality. You can now watch any Nintendo-made event and anticipate a new Super Smash Bros. 4 DLC announcement. ...And you can now be sure that Masahiro Sakurai is not getting a day off anytime soon. Remember: He hasn't gotten that vacation for his busted limbs!

It's particularly embarrassing for me to be wrong because the day after the 50-Fact Extravaganza, I had to apologise for something else that was Super Smash Bros. For Wii U-related. Still, even though it would be better for everyone if I was right, the fact remains that I was not right. I am sorry! Please keep reading KoopaTV! We know how important it is that I tell only the truth and the facts and we hope our credibility is not shattered.

At this rate, all of the Donkey Kong Country games will be taken off the Virtual Console! You know, again. And I'll have to do the wager conditions described in that link. That's scary.

I guess there is a good thing from all of this: We're still going to get balance patches to the game. This contradicts an earlier report stating that Sakurai won't do so unless there are any "glaring issues". Are there glaring issues now? We'll see what Sakurai thinks when the balance patch is released alongside Mewtwo.

Will Sakurai ever get to do anything else with his life ever again? How long does Nintendo plan to give post-release support to Super Smash Bros. 4? Are they going to patch in online profile icons of the Koopalings? I'm tired of using Tingle.

Lucas Super Smash Bros. For Wii U PK Fire Bowser
Lucas is going on the same enemy-to-Koopa-Kingdom list that Shulk is on.
Seriously, what's with all these newcomer trailers and assaulting innocent King Dad?
 

Ludwig has friends who love the fact that Lucas is coming back, but he himself never liked Lucas and referred to him as "Puke-ass" back when Brawl came out. He also thought that Mother 3 would be announced for America during the April 1 Direct.


Well, E3 time brought Lucas...
"Coming weeks" really means "almost five months", but Ludwig finally votes in the Smash Bros. Fighter Ballot.

17 comments :

  1. I have no idea why these trailers show fighters attacking your dad. That sounds mean to me.

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    1. Yeah!
      All King Dad was doing was playing with the butterflies or... RUNNING TO HELP NESS GET BACK UP.

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    2. Who should I be more mad with: Lucas for assaulting my dad, or Sakurai for lying about paid DLC and making me write an apology article?

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    3. Good question. I say family first.

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    4. True.

      (I consider myself to be in my family though!)

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    5. Family has to stand by each other.

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    6. Once again, you speak Truth.

      When is the time to direct anger at Sakurai?

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  2. "Frustratingly enough, as revealed on the April 1 2015 Direct, Mewtwo is NOT the only DLC character. EVEN THOUGH THIS DIRECTLY CONTRADICTS WHAT SAKURAI SAID EARLIER ABOUT NOT WORKING ON PAID DLC!"
    Because Lucas will be paid DLC? So will Mewtwo.

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    1. Yeah.
      Sakurai didn't exactly tell the public that at the time, nor did he say there would be post-Mewtwo stuff.
      In this case, we have Lucas, costumes, and possibly Smash Ballot guy.

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  3. DLC is good and bad, in a standpoint of, this isn't on disc DLC that's blocked, no bullshit there.
    I like that Lucas is in. Gives some fun for M🌎THER fans. However, I was on yor same view, that there would be no other DLC. This clearly, was not Sakurai's decision, as it seems, as he was nowhere to be found in the Direct.
    The Smash ballot opened my hopes for Shaquille O'Neal to be back in Smash, as well as Barack Obama and Phoenix Wright. I do however think thag fanboys took their rage out by multiplying the King K Rool votes by 10X.
    What do you think about the Smash ballot so far?

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    1. I think Phoenix Wright should win.

      I hoped that Nintendo would reply to my interview request by now regarding the Smash Ballot but they haven't.
      Maybe because I sent it on a weekend.

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  4. I asked a representative of they were going to announce MOTHER 3.
    The second the Direct ended, he answered with a "No."

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    1. ...lol

      'kay I'm gonna resend Nintendo the thing.

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