By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - No suits from the suits.
KoopaTV previously reported that, since Eric Holder would be stepping down as Attorney General and head of the Department of Justice, the federal civil rights lawsuit against the hero George Zimmerman would cease. This was incorrect reporting on KoopaTV's part, but it turns out that the end conclusion is the same. Besides, we didn't say it would end immediately! But now it finally has.
This time, at last, KoopaTV can finally report that the Justice Department has ended its investigation and decided there is no evidence to try George Zimmerman for violating the civil rights of Trayvon Martin (federal hate crime-style) almost 3 years ago today. For an alternate reality of what could've happened, Rawk brings you this:
Well, that was creepy. It's a continuation of the video in this article, by the way. (The last one about Zimmerman.)
George Zimmerman is finally winning again. In the past 30 days, he was freed after being arrested based on the fabrication that he assaulted his so-called girlfriend, and now the federal civil rights lawsuit that has been haunting him for years is finally called off. This is a clear turn of fortune from back when his defamation lawsuit against NBC flopped!
Now Zimmerman can finally do things in public, right? Or at least go back to his Twitter account? Maybe continue his ventures into entertainment and changing the world? KoopaTV would be happy to be right there with him in those. (As... was supposed to happen months ago.)
We strongly advise Mr. Zimmerman to steer clear of love interests. ...We'll have a dedicated article in the far (?) future just on that, based on some KoopaTV investigative reporting!
Anyway, Mr. Zimmerman has a ton of potential for good in this world. You can see (and PLAY) two such examples in his two cameos in Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!!! He is also dedicated to entertaining America since it's not like anyone will accept his time spent anywhere else, at this point. It's a shame that Eric Holder's Department of (no) Justice (no peace) has perverted the world's perception of George Zimmerman to the state it is now. The complicit media sure didn't help.
Well, this media outlet would be happy to partner with or even HIRE (for free) George Zimmerman, so if you're reading this (and we know you do), let's resume our e-mail conversations, Mr. Zimmerman!
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It was spoilers that KoopaTV and George Zimmerman were in serious talks of affiliating, but now it's in the open. If you would like to preempt Mr. Zimmerman in becoming an affiliate of KoopaTV, click here!
This is KoopaTV's investigation on Zimmerman's love interests.
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